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Why do bad things happen to good people? Well, we're actually made privy of God's "mysterious" reason in this particular case, and we find out that it isn't so mysterious after all. Historically, Job has been revered as a great work of literature. Nobody really knows who wrote it, but the powers that be figured it had to be God-breathed. This book disgusts me mainly because it values material possessions over sons and daughters. Job's children were killed, and he's supposed to be fine with that because God returned twice the amount of his possessions. Sorry, not good enough. Yeah, Job had ten more kids, but as any parent who has lost a child can tell you: ONE CHILD DOES NOT REPLACE ANOTHER. This book touts an immoral message, and it's paraded by many as deep and insightful. Many religious folk are told what this book is about, but don't actually read it for themselves, or they squirm with inaccurate interpretations that are directly contrary to the actual literature. They're almost forced to, because they've devoted themselves to the bible, and this immoral message is in the bible. But the message is quite easy to understand. Fuck this book.
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Комментарии : 18 тыс.   
@austinrutledge7531
@austinrutledge7531 6 лет назад
I never understood how him getting new sons and daughters was supposed to make up for him losing his family. They're not livestock, you can't just get new ones.
@sparkylynx8723
@sparkylynx8723 5 лет назад
If you lost everything would you really not be satisfied with it all being replaced and getting to start over.
@sparkylynx8723
@sparkylynx8723 5 лет назад
@Frank Lars so you're saying it's bad for a divorced adult to want to get remarried and start a new family with someone else?
@chrissonofpear1384
@chrissonofpear1384 5 лет назад
Did they family get a CHOICE? What about the descendants of Ham? did THEY get a choice? Free will seems contextual...
@sparkylynx8723
@sparkylynx8723 5 лет назад
@@chrissonofpear1384 wth that makes no sense it's like you just made that up in your head thinking it made sense just to be disagreeable. I don't see any divorced people forcing others to marry them......what in the actual heck is wrong with you.
@Lemilie
@Lemilie 5 лет назад
SparkyLynx so, difference is that a divorced person can have the choice of getting remarried and getting new children. Job lost his family and then was given a new one
@StephenWong14
@StephenWong14 4 года назад
Maybe christians are different, but if I lose all my children, having new children will never make up for my loss
@gainsster4881
@gainsster4881 4 года назад
We are not different, people can never be replaced to us.
@jean-lucsmith3755
@jean-lucsmith3755 4 года назад
@@gainsster4881 I'm surprised your watching this yet you have 100% faith a a book some guy made to manipulate people its literally a cult that has been politically and socially accepted
@gainsster4881
@gainsster4881 4 года назад
@@jean-lucsmith3755 I have different beliefs than many Christians and I do not even believe the bible. Don't generalize me based on what you believe from other Christians.
@gainsster4881
@gainsster4881 4 года назад
@LeviAckerman How am I a hypocrite?
@gainsster4881
@gainsster4881 4 года назад
@LeviAckerman How is that hypocrisy though? I am a Christian and I never said I wasn't. Just because I'm not like most Christians doesn't make me any less Christian.
@waitwhat6906
@waitwhat6906 4 года назад
The story of Job is probably one of the biggest reasons I'm not a Christian to this day, nobody could ever adequately convince me that a loving deity would completely destroy the life of one of their most devoted servants on a whim. Also, this vid is HILARIOUS, and accurate!
@waitwhat6906
@waitwhat6906 4 года назад
@Tony Droid Do feel free to educate me
@NewFalconerRecords
@NewFalconerRecords 4 года назад
@Tony Droid I'm keen to lean about God. Which way should I lean, left or right?
@searchingforthetruth2188
@searchingforthetruth2188 4 года назад
You are very correct to not like the entire Job story. I am a christian and I don't like it either. If the christian God is real than we can't say we disagree with him and be correct. If he is fake than this is a non issue. Many people have good explanation to this story. Question is , is God real?
@anupamatirkey2648
@anupamatirkey2648 3 года назад
@@searchingforthetruth2188 How can you call yourself a Christian and doubt God's existence at the same time? Be clear about yourself first please.
@searchingforthetruth2188
@searchingforthetruth2188 3 года назад
@@anupamatirkey2648 I know God is real, I was just asking the question from person not liking the Job story. If God is real then we can not question what he does to Job. I wanted to see if the person making the comment thinks God is real or not.
@heatherkramer3139
@heatherkramer3139 2 года назад
The last section where God returns everything to Job is actually believed to be a later addition to the book because it is written in a completely different style, indicating a different writer. So originally God just screws him over and just leaves him like that.
@ziephel-6780
@ziephel-6780 2 года назад
And we are supposed to put faith in this god? like Job did and not get screwed over the same way?
@thesugareater8607
@thesugareater8607 Год назад
@Ziephel - He's not always bad, like when he had Abraham sacrifice his son, he told him to not actually do it at the last second
@CB66941
@CB66941 Год назад
@@thesugareater8607 and yet was totally fine with not stopping Jephthah sacrificing his daughter as a burnt offering in Judges 11.
@thesugareater8607
@thesugareater8607 Год назад
@GB Well he has to have some human sacrifice to be happy
@susuileamura8736
@susuileamura8736 Год назад
And someone came to clean up the mess by making it seem like God did come and help him in the end
@joedaddy4714
@joedaddy4714 8 лет назад
is it weird that this guy follows the Bible better than bible movies do
@alwinpriven2400
@alwinpriven2400 7 лет назад
your last name mate, maybe change it.
@joedaddy4714
@joedaddy4714 7 лет назад
Alwin Priven why
@alwinpriven2400
@alwinpriven2400 7 лет назад
well have you heard of Bill Cosby? Yea, people might think you're related
@joedaddy4714
@joedaddy4714 7 лет назад
oh
@coacalom
@coacalom 7 лет назад
oh no look someone has a name someone else also has. they must be the exact same!
@unitic6378
@unitic6378 5 лет назад
Job's friends are ironically what all Christians I know are like.
@chicagoliightsx
@chicagoliightsx 4 года назад
Absolutely. Me too. 🙄😑 Pity!
@crowned2088
@crowned2088 4 года назад
Ik and when bad stuff happen to them their like god is testing me I'm like what
@electronixTech
@electronixTech 4 года назад
I guess that's what the old expression Job's Comforters means.
@heyitsdrew
@heyitsdrew 4 года назад
perhaps because they know that those people have done something wrong against God, we all have. but Job was pious, he couldn't be sorry for something he didn't do. it wasn't his friends who were right.
@GarlicGrinder9
@GarlicGrinder9 4 года назад
people who think God isn't just a character in this storybook like Job?
@bruvathroatpuncher500
@bruvathroatpuncher500 Год назад
Of all the books in the bible this book always boiled my blood. A man punished for nothing more than just a bet, his cries ignored, his children died, his wife showed no support, and when it came to his friends... With friends like them who needs enemies.
@thatissoquebecishh2134
@thatissoquebecishh2134 11 месяцев назад
I don't blame the wife she said the truth why continue worshipping your God if he literally ruined our lives and those of thousands? The friends didn't know better? Since in the Christian universe the only one who has this much power is Satan and God but would God allow Satan do cause this much pain and suffering to a "man of God"? So I don't blame either of them especially not the wife, not buying into any of his bullshit Edit: I'm pretty sure even Lucifer was surprised with God's request and thought it was a trick but I ain't sure
@CorePathway
@CorePathway 7 месяцев назад
If God is omniscient and knew what would happen, there is no moral justification to fuck with this guy.
@montee3766
@montee3766 6 месяцев назад
The bet was to show if Job had faith. Believers have their beliefs challenged everyday with bad things happening to them because it's easy to believe in God when everything goes your way like Job did. True believers arise when everything around them falls apart.
@stantorren4400
@stantorren4400 6 месяцев назад
@@montee3766So God isn’t benevolent but a malevolent and sadistic God
@kenshiloh
@kenshiloh 5 месяцев назад
Have you ever been falsely accused? It stinks, doesn’t it. Yet, in your misrepresentation of Job, you just falsely accused God. I hope that you will have enough common sense to understand that God withholds tons of evil from invading our lives. For example, do you appreciate the police, that thugs are behind bars instead of mercilessly pummeling you tonight? You can thank God’s protective hand for that. We do not deserve His protection. We have all wronged God. He is good; we have lied, we have stolen, we have been treasonous. Does God owe it to you to withhold satan’s attacks on your life? Since you are ‘angry at God’ about this, you are full of entitlement. I hope that changes! Remember, God will no longer protect those who wind up in hell. Who knows? Perhaps the fires of hell will make those torturers lethargic. If you reject God as God, you become your own god, making your own rules. Unfortunately, so do the thugs of hell! Christ died on a Cross for you. You and I do not deserve the Cross and do not deserve God’s protection. Eternal life in Christ is yours simply for the asking. Hurry! Your date in court is just around the corner! Jesus Christ is the light of the world.
@shoopdawoopvi9479
@shoopdawoopvi9479 Год назад
Job was the go to passage for my family's tragedies, it's so sad... Imagine thinking you deserve bad things because you were born a sinner. And having to constantly prove your loyalty.
@Seekingtruth-mx3ur
@Seekingtruth-mx3ur Год назад
Yeah that shit was exhausting. I'm glad I left that b.s. behind after 30+ years of it.
@FringeWizard2
@FringeWizard2 6 месяцев назад
Hmmm that reminds of cult dynamics.
@scarletrose2880
@scarletrose2880 9 лет назад
"Lucifer don't stoop to God's level" Kind of puts things into perspective.
@scarletrose2880
@scarletrose2880 8 лет назад
***** Well the thing is God's treated like the hero, and Satan the villain.
@lysanamistyglade4816
@lysanamistyglade4816 8 лет назад
+Frank Harper +Scarlet Rose You guys might love Piers Anthony's "Incarnations of Immortality" series of novels. His take on God and Satan as characters is very much in keeping with this conversation.
@beaconrider
@beaconrider 8 лет назад
+Scarlet Rose Well now, the bible is god's book. As far as I know, the devil hasn't brought out a book yet. I wouldn't mind getting his side of the story. For all we know, the devil could jut be acting like a better man, not talking a whole bunch of crap about god. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if the devil knew a few juicy things about god.
@beaconrider
@beaconrider 8 лет назад
+Good Piano I think that was my point.
@beaconrider
@beaconrider 8 лет назад
+Good Piano The best part would be to watch the mad scramble to make up a story to explain it while making god look good. Might even get a nomination for a Nobel prize in literature.
@durellpatterson2277
@durellpatterson2277 10 лет назад
Why is it that when the Devil kills someone, it's because he's evil, but when God does it, it's just? That makes no fucking sense.
@vivalarevolucion3954
@vivalarevolucion3954 10 лет назад
the devil hasnt killed anyone on his own accord. The better question would be; why do people get killed?
@AliTheAllStar
@AliTheAllStar 10 лет назад
What's more is that those were the only people Satan ever killed in the Bible but God killed millions and millions including the near entire population of Earth at one point. Really shows how merciful he really is. Derp.
@durellpatterson2277
@durellpatterson2277 10 лет назад
***** Then kills all the first born in Egypt, like how is this dude pro life? Add to that, Christians will defend that shit to death. Hell, if it comes down to it, what's really the difference between God and the Devil? xD
@jbarterson661
@jbarterson661 10 лет назад
***** careful u should only say stuff like that if u are on the devils side unless your talking about the video but thats cool too. oh and your all going to burn in Hell.
@durellpatterson2277
@durellpatterson2277 10 лет назад
***** I'd probably say the only difference is, the Devil doesn't pretend to love the people he's fucking over...
@comeintomyvan4827
@comeintomyvan4827 3 года назад
job's life is just turned to a whole "why are we here, just to suffer?"
@andrewferg8737
@andrewferg8737 3 года назад
"job's life is just turned to a whole "why are we here, just to suffer?"" Then you have missed the point of the allegory. Job is Christ.
@andrewferg8737
@andrewferg8737 3 года назад
@No Game Dominic "Job as Christ" is the traditional reading of The Book of Job,. There are of course many lenses through which one can read any text. One reading does not exclude others.
@andrewferg8737
@andrewferg8737 3 года назад
@No Game Dominic Not only is Job a figure of Christ, but the entirety of scripture is to read through this lens----- "Then Jesus said unto them, O fools, and slow of heart to believe all that the prophets have spoken: Ought not Christ to have suffered these things, and to enter into His glory? And beginning at Moses and all the prophets, He expounded unto them in all the scriptures the things concerning Himself." (Luke 24) The Book of Job is an allegory of the redemptive narrative which runs through all of scripture. Christ as God Incarnate, is the truly innocent sufferer. He alone can answer the question found in Job - "Where were you when I created the world?" He alone can answer Job's call for a mediator. The Book of Job concludes with "go to my servant Job, and offer up for yourselves a burnt offering; and my servant Job shall pray for you: for him will I accept: lest I deal with you after your folly" ---- thus Job redeems his friends (Christ redeems the world), the friends are commanded to present a burnt offering (which is faith in the Cross of Christ), Job is restored to health (Christ rose from the dead), and Job's children are restored to him (the resurrection). Peace be with you.
@L154N4LG4IB
@L154N4LG4IB 3 года назад
@No Game Dominic shhhhhh most Christians believe their way of interpretation is the right interpretation.
@kidslovesatan
@kidslovesatan 3 года назад
@@andrewferg8737 Just stop dipshit. Job's children were not restored to him, he got new ones.
@spawncampe
@spawncampe Год назад
Idk how this story isn't a turn off for everyone. It's literally God playing with people's lives and emotions over a bet with the devil, when he's omniscient so he should already know the answers anyway
@TheLegendOfRandy
@TheLegendOfRandy Год назад
In fairness, years ago this story, in particular, made my Christian friend sincerely doubt his beliefs. Honestly, I think he's an atheist, deep down, but I can't and won't speak for him. But you're talking about indoctrinated individuals who would defend _stoning a human being to death_ simply for picking up sticks on the wrong day of the week. What do you expect from them?
@FringeWizard2
@FringeWizard2 6 месяцев назад
Why is everything a dichotomy between atheism and Christianity? Both are wrong and bullshit and worthy of being ridiculed. Just ditch religion and learn metaphysics and embrace metaphysical idealism. I'm a panentheist and do not believe in a personal God. @@TheLegendOfRandy
@notsure1350
@notsure1350 День назад
Its pride. God is prideful.
@tentenmedia
@tentenmedia 4 года назад
It's the story of Job that opened my eyes. As a kid I tormented my Sunday school teachers with all sorts of questions ...God does bets ? With the enemy? Why didn't He just kill him? Are they buddies? Was Job just an innocent pawn in a game of heavenly chess? Why is the leader of evil permitted in heaven? To teach my son this story, to be a true thing, is mental-child abuse of the highest level
@humanbng7123
@humanbng7123 4 года назад
*Are they buddies* lol😂😂
@1968dogg
@1968dogg 4 года назад
U think short term; the angels were in attendance. God thinks eternally, humans, especially, think short term (instant gratification). He is setting an eternal PRECEDENT by allowing the Heavenly Host to witness evil----and the results thereof.
@tentenmedia
@tentenmedia 4 года назад
@@1968dogg Ok, and that's assuming that story is even true, an actual historic event, not to mention, who made who aware of what's happening in heaven, with angels, with a God? Santa Claus and Humpty Dumpty are fairytales, but this story is for sure real, by who's standards are they real? Either way, the concepts within the story are very disturbing, which is why I'm hesitant to share with a child
@DarkLight6Tv
@DarkLight6Tv 3 года назад
I can't tell you how many beatings I got for asking questions about religion or what we were taught in schools...even telling the other kids Santa wasn't real, and we celebrate Easter on the wrong day because dying on Friday to be resurrected Sunday is NOT 3 days.
@1968dogg
@1968dogg 3 года назад
@@DarkLight6Tv Logical thinking is rare. Questions barely tolerated. Kudos to u
@putinsgaytwin4272
@putinsgaytwin4272 5 лет назад
“Lucy don’t stoop to his level”😂😂😂
@lukecrawford1215
@lukecrawford1215 4 года назад
Yea little Lucy hahahahahaha Satan's not so tough now just call him Lucy hahahahahaha
@1968dogg
@1968dogg 4 года назад
Lucy tempted Eve and Adam followed: ---This led to all humankind being condemned to life outside Paradise through no fault of their own. He is credited with the Fall of Mankind---for good reason.
@lukecrawford1215
@lukecrawford1215 4 года назад
@@1968dogg love how you and others call him Lucy, that's how you piss him off lol just say Lucy duicey lol
@olafelsberry9271
@olafelsberry9271 4 года назад
Hilarious.
@frostycage6179
@frostycage6179 4 года назад
Luke Crawford no you dip the joke is telling god not to go down to satans level. not to make fun of satan, but to make fun of god.
@wellfellix
@wellfellix 4 года назад
I feel like such a fool when I remember I thought this shit was real for so much time
@andrewferg8737
@andrewferg8737 3 года назад
"I feel like such a fool when I remember I thought this shit was real for so much time" Do you mean you thought the ideas in this allegory were real or that Job was real person?
@andrewferg8737
@andrewferg8737 3 года назад
@isaiah j. Delluvia It is not at all clear that art, poetry, and literature today are superior to or an improvement upon that of the Bronze Age. One should not dismiss out of hand that which is ancient simply on the grounds of its antiquity.
@charaznable9209
@charaznable9209 3 года назад
Imagine if it is all real but God is just an asshole. lol
@infinitytimes8116
@infinitytimes8116 3 года назад
me too
@atheistechoes9594
@atheistechoes9594 3 года назад
A lot of people still are fooled my family thinks this story is history literal fucking history
@domidium
@domidium 2 года назад
Jeffry: "Uh, I though you were omniscient." My reaction every single time the bible (or work of fiction) depicts God as having to ask anything about anything.
@FringeWizard2
@FringeWizard2 6 месяцев назад
I'm not a Christian but I personally believe that each omni attribute of "the all" puts limits on the other attributes. In regards to omniscience, I believe that we are all the dream characters and dream environments of the cosmic mind, and so for anything to be known it must be thought up / dreamed up, and we experience as "reality" though it's actually all just a dream of The All. So my point is that knowing and manifesting at the exact same thing, god can't know anything without manifesting it, and so for him to know the outcome of something he still has to manifest it and can't prevent it. God does not know any possibilities only actualities. So in regards to the Book of Job the only reason God knows the outcome is because he ran the test.
@farrex0
@farrex0 14 дней назад
@@FringeWizard2 Then none of them are omni attributes at all. If the other attributes put limitations in their ability to be omni attributes, then by definition and your own admission, none of them are omni attributes. Imagine I say, I am the omni athlete, I am the absolute best in all sports... But then when people point out how I am not actually the omni athlete I respond, well I am also omni lazy, my laziness doesn't allow me to show it. When both attributes contradict each other, then both of them are not omni attributes, simple as that.
@icrangirl
@icrangirl 10 лет назад
Even as a kid this story bothered me, a lot. This man suffered so much for a bet. Really? Is our benevolent god so petty to make a bet with someone soul even if he knew he would win? That's just cold-hearted.
@primavera919
@primavera919 10 лет назад
Yes it may seem cold hearted but come to think about it: some lessons are learned only by experience, you cannot just be told what is right and wrong and accept it or else you will think that your freedom of will is being manipulated. for ex: What if God told us hundreds of years ago that Communism and Democracy will disappoint the human kind and bring down humanity to its worst decline ever, what if he disapproved and forbids such systems. Wouldn't we have thought of him as an unfair and dominating god? How else could we know that we are wrong? Out of decency and respect of free will, God has given us the chance to learn our lessons through trial and error. God knows much in advance but he chooses not to force that into our decisions. God needed all living to know that one can love and appreciate him for no material benefits, and Job did prove that right for us. He proved it to us and only us, God needed no proof for himself and do not worry about Job, his rewards are far greater than his past agonies.
@YamiBarai21
@YamiBarai21 10 лет назад
primavera919 Sigh! Christians defending the indefensible. Facepalm!!
@matman000000
@matman000000 10 лет назад
primavera919 And what exactly can you learn from this story? That God is unfair? That he can play with your life just to prove a point and ruin it no matter how good and kind you are?
@Mazarakian
@Mazarakian 10 лет назад
primavera919 What lesson did Job learn from his suffering? God makes a bet with the devil on someone's LIFE, with knowledge of what will happen. Job did not learn a lesson, and God's cause was not to teach him. So if your God exists despite all of the proof against him(because who cares about logic anyways, right?), then he is a DICK.
@myollinir
@myollinir 10 лет назад
actually, humanity learned a lesson. when we stub a toe and think we are so damned unfortunate and disregard the creator, this dude went through absolute hell and did not
@kinhamid9665
@kinhamid9665 4 года назад
“This sucketh”, possibly the funniest quote I can think of since “Bring forth the holy hand grenade”
@mars-nf9cj
@mars-nf9cj 4 года назад
Thou art being a bit of a pussy
@mars-nf9cj
@mars-nf9cj 4 года назад
Fear and submission. Me likey
@mars-nf9cj
@mars-nf9cj 4 года назад
Thou art got to be shitting me
@elijahyoung11
@elijahyoung11 4 года назад
I shitteth thou not sire
@spencergreen9415
@spencergreen9415 4 года назад
We are the Knights Who Say Ni!!
@SomeoneCommenting
@SomeoneCommenting 3 года назад
"Because YOU... an invisible-omnipotent-omnipresent-omniscient-spaceless-timeless-transcendent-absolute-perfect-benevolent-deity gave them on to me!" LOL That was quite a mouthful.
@ampleoloruntogbe1434
@ampleoloruntogbe1434 4 года назад
Job fact checking god was pure gold 😂😅
@ahuman5150
@ahuman5150 3 года назад
Call me naive but I am fine with the story until god comes down and start talking shit to Job for not cursing god, but for wishing he had never been born. Like dude (god) how do you expect the guy to react to? Lol
@richrichy3015
@richrichy3015 3 года назад
@@ahuman5150 Sup Naive. 🙋‍♂️
@richrichy3015
@richrichy3015 3 года назад
It was pretty damn impressive how fast DM was doing it as well. Wonder how many takes that took.
@Robbie32
@Robbie32 5 лет назад
Can we get a round of applause for DarkMatter for sorting through the convulated mess that is Job's biblical conversation with his "friends"?
@andrewferg8737
@andrewferg8737 3 года назад
Regarding "the convoluted mess that is Job's biblical conversation with his "friends"--- Job is Christ. His "friends" are the mass of humanity which completely misreads the situation. And then there is the accuser, with which this video shares a common goal. "And beginning at Moses and all the prophets, he [Jesus] expounded unto them in all the scriptures the things concerning himself." (Luke 24:27)
@Robbie32
@Robbie32 3 года назад
@@andrewferg8737 Well, that's one hell of a leap. But you're entitled to your interpretation.
@andrewferg8737
@andrewferg8737 3 года назад
@@Robbie32 Hi Robbie. The Bible can certainly be understood from different perspectives and one perspective does not necessarily invalidate the others. However, traditional "christian" theology is based on the central premise that all of scripture, at some fundamental level, points to Christ. I am Catholic, btw.
@chozer1
@chozer1 3 года назад
@@andrewferg8737 have you ever read the mess that is the Bible? Just the first few genesis is filled with factual wrongs and misinformation and contradictions
@blackfelline2386
@blackfelline2386 3 года назад
I applause him. I always appreciate him. At this moment best I can do is never skipping the ads. I wish i could give more in future.
@blueeyedbaby210
@blueeyedbaby210 7 лет назад
Sadly i went to a church where the pastor had the same attitude his "friends" had. A young couple lost their baby to stillbirth at 7 months. Their explanation (in front of the entire congregation of course): they hadnt been praying enough so god took their baby as punishment. Seriously. But when the pastors daughter in law lost her baby suddenly it was just a tragedy and it was gods will to bring the baby to heaven early. But she did nothing wrong of course.
@ricardoalves9605
@ricardoalves9605 6 лет назад
blueeyedbaby210 Double standards
@emptyhand777
@emptyhand777 6 лет назад
No church would be better than that church.
@kierstencreates958
@kierstencreates958 6 лет назад
How awful and what a shame
@paulelephant9521
@paulelephant9521 5 лет назад
That's actually seriously f'd up, pretty much psychological torture. Why would you want to do that to someone who had just lost a baby? mind boggling.
@dethmaul
@dethmaul 5 лет назад
I would have called that shit out RIGHT then and there! And told them how much shit is in their heart!
@SandyRiverBlue
@SandyRiverBlue 3 года назад
And when he says "Hundreds of my servants are dead" what he really means is slaves or else they wouldn't have been included in a list of his lost property.
@Ponera-Sama
@Ponera-Sama 2 года назад
And so are his children, in Biblical times children were basically property which is why Yahweh frequently punished people by torturing and killing their children.
@dmr4450
@dmr4450 Год назад
This was the story that sealed my departure from Xianity for good. It was always the scariest of bible stories for me. This story was enough to describe the character of this deity. EVIL.
@carlangas0100
@carlangas0100 Год назад
Watch The Bible Project version of this video
@emeraldkat2167
@emeraldkat2167 6 лет назад
This was the story that made me skeptical of Christianity when I was a kid. I figured as a kid, if this is what god does to those who are the most faithful, why in the world would I want to worship that god?
@brett9044
@brett9044 5 лет назад
@RUSSIAN ROBOT lol.
@xxxmmm3812
@xxxmmm3812 5 лет назад
do you people EVER make any effort to get it
@hursimear3408
@hursimear3408 5 лет назад
RUSSIAN ROBOT you say that instead of thinking and analyzing he should seek truth? How does one discover truth except through thought and analysis? To attempt to come to truth without thinking or analyzing would lead to delusion
@hursimear3408
@hursimear3408 5 лет назад
RUSSIAN ROBOT so you have found truth without thinking?
@hursimear3408
@hursimear3408 5 лет назад
RUSSIAN ROBOT no
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 8 лет назад
"Lucy, don't stoop to his level." The Devil is being told not to stoop to God's level...and the little cherub has a point. The Bible is really weird once you start treating it like any other cheap fantasy novel.
@phony1551
@phony1551 7 лет назад
At least cheap fantasy novels try to make sense
@yitzchakepstein2142
@yitzchakepstein2142 7 лет назад
Timothy McLean except it's what all fantasy novels are based on. Notice that in all of them the gods are usually pretentious pricks. Playing with humans as if they're toys.
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 7 лет назад
Yitzchak Epstein I don't think the gods come up in that many cheap fantasy novels, and even fewer have pretentious pricks of gods which are nevertheless treated as bastions of morality.
@yitzchakepstein2142
@yitzchakepstein2142 7 лет назад
Timothy McLean Oh... In cheap fantasies, yeah... I thought we were talking about fantasy in general. (if you're looking for a good example, look at The Magicians, or the Death Gate Cycle)
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 7 лет назад
Yitzchak Epstein The higher-class fantasy novel tends to have gods which are mostly absent, though when they have active gods they tend to be of the Classical variety (ie, petty jerks).
@spidertiger585
@spidertiger585 2 года назад
I remember being told this story in church as a good thing... I was told that I should love god no matter what because I would forever enjoy heaven after I died... I can't believe I actually thought the bible was true
@elijahtrent21
@elijahtrent21 2 года назад
Don’t give up faith God is there for you.
@spidertiger585
@spidertiger585 2 года назад
@@elijahtrent21 umm... haven't been religious in around a year now. not interested in your arguments.(if you aren't trying to convert me, I'm sorry for the misunderstanding)
@hobomike6935
@hobomike6935 2 года назад
If you die without God you die and cannot come back Do you want to come back and have a second chance at life in the event that you die? Or would you rather die and be gone forever
@Nothing-cx2zl
@Nothing-cx2zl Год назад
@@hobomike6935 if the world will keep going the way it is to day then yes I want to be gone
@tgstudio85
@tgstudio85 Год назад
@@hobomike6935 My life is wonderful kiddo, I don't need second one specially when it will be eternity with losers like you.
@mustacheofgold6846
@mustacheofgold6846 Год назад
As an atheist who rarely met religious people all my life, I assumed South Park made up this story in the episode where Cartman owns a theme park. Never thought it was ACTUALLY from the bible. How anyone can claim God is loving after hearing this story is beyond me
@Skwealer
@Skwealer 8 лет назад
"Lucy don't stoop to his level" LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
@hindzrootishaosirthagoodgo3080
If you read Job 42, see how just God is and how Job is rewarded with a life blessed. So you shall know, I opened my Bible and the page it happens up on is page 322 Job 39 and Job 40. This video could be seen as very telling of what God is asking in Job 40, but if you do not read Job 39 you are lacking necessary guidance. הַמַּחֲזִיר שְׁכִינָתוֹ לְצִיּוֹן‬ I with firm faith may share that I myself have seen flashes of brilliant light and I do not doubt that miracles happen, and collectively happen moreso as the world breaks free of the devil and cometh forth unto the light. God appears as Divine Light and guides the tribes of Israel, one must keep in mind that the times in which the Bible records may be seen again, but more importantly for the sake of clarity, is that the world collective was near more Divine of in Faith. Do not be desensitized by the violence you see, and tune in ter those around you amongst whomst walketh saints and People of God, and learn and lead your life in such a way that others may follow suit. Shy away from ill thoughts, and work your darndest so you can live, perhaps for a frame of reference, as if everybody can hear your thoughts. God is always watching and his Kingdom blesseth thee. Amen.
@lastfirst2021
@lastfirst2021 6 лет назад
Skwealer Never! Lucy is mostly much much fairer and wiser than god. Lucy is the symbol of free thinking.
@mertarican5456
@mertarican5456 6 лет назад
what the fuck are you talking about this is irrevelent is thiss a spam bot?
@winstonchurchill6832
@winstonchurchill6832 6 лет назад
To Hind Z Rootishaosir Tha GoodGood (what is that supposed to mean? Is it one of those cases in which a word modifies itself by being doubled to either add emphasis or be the real version as opposed to an impostor? "Nathan is quiet, quiet when he speaks whereas John just doesn't speak at all.") Equator: Bright lights? I don't know what would cause that but it sounds like you need to go to a doctor and if they can't determine any causes other than mental ones (mental ailment is just a branch of physical ailment) you should seek a psychologist. To the original poster: I would guess Dark Matter would spell it "Luci" because it is "Lucifer" not "Lucyfer," but who knows other than him (God/Him - capital H - certainly doesn't). Also back to the gibberish: From some of the stuff of which that I can determine by your ramblings people today are doubting God due to violence. Violence is violence, always has been and that means it was around back then. In fact, most of countries like the United States and some in Europe see less real violence than a person would in a year back then. If you claim the other violence seen that causes it is from movies and video games there is no hope for you. I also wonder why God allowed this violence to happen when it is such a bad thing and according to you leads people to doubt Him? Oh yeah, the rest of the message besides the "bright lights" makes me think the chances of it being mental are high enough that you should just skip a regular physical doctor.
@JessicaRodriguez-hx9mt
@JessicaRodriguez-hx9mt 6 лет назад
I laughed so hard at "LUCY" lol
@toxendon
@toxendon 7 лет назад
"This sucketh" got me real hard.
@mr.cuttingschool2665
@mr.cuttingschool2665 5 лет назад
thou hast not a clue lol
@db1416
@db1416 4 года назад
"it doesnt taketh a chariot scientist"
@mueezadam8438
@mueezadam8438 4 года назад
Time Lord Blasphemy! It was only the ones made of iron!
@db1416
@db1416 4 года назад
@Time Lord hol up.what?
@db1416
@db1416 4 года назад
@Time Lord omnipotent my ass
@nino_5100
@nino_5100 Год назад
I never realized before how much Job suffered for NO reason at all
@CorePathway
@CorePathway 7 месяцев назад
Job suffered for God’s pleasure. All part of His plan. I mean why become President if you can’t get oral from an intern, and why create a world if you can’t fuck with them a little. Or a lot 🤷🏼‍♂️
@Yourmothershouse34
@Yourmothershouse34 5 месяцев назад
Thats the most realistic part is thst it was for no reason, like how people in real life have to suffer to no reason of their own
@Yourmothershouse34
@Yourmothershouse34 5 месяцев назад
@CorePathway I basically said people suffer by NO FAULT of their own meaning they didn't do anything wrong to deserve horrible things happening to them fool. Bad things happen to people for no reason because life is cruel and random
@CorePathway
@CorePathway 5 месяцев назад
@@Yourmothershouse34 ah, thanks. OP deleted.
@nikohlasoneal6070
@nikohlasoneal6070 8 лет назад
I like how Jeffery thinks more of Lucy than God.
@1967sluggy
@1967sluggy 8 лет назад
Lucy, don't stoop to his level!
@victoriasoulia7294
@victoriasoulia7294 8 лет назад
😂😂😂
@miep3934
@miep3934 8 лет назад
why wouldn't he the most lucy ever did was tempt a little and fuck around with the creation a bit god went straight up homocidial maniac with conquest genocide and whateverelse I'm forgetting right now.
@misterright5834
@misterright5834 8 лет назад
+Tobias Geis yea true.. The key for us to remember is that God is just a story made up by people, just like star wars and Lord of the rings. it's an amazing story but is not the truth.
@steveswangler190
@steveswangler190 8 лет назад
there's too much "whatever else" to list
@BishopLake
@BishopLake 6 лет назад
"Thou art gotta be SHITTING ME!!" , best line ever. lol
@jdlech
@jdlech 5 лет назад
Jeffery should have answered, "I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd".
@davidhatcher7016
@davidhatcher7016 5 лет назад
@@jdlech :(
@mets2128
@mets2128 5 лет назад
Shouldn’t that be Thou HAST got to be shitting me?
@lilnarm_smoothblaze
@lilnarm_smoothblaze 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@Iggyauna
@Iggyauna 5 лет назад
If only Shakespeare wrote his plays like that
@cosmicskepticfangirl1356
@cosmicskepticfangirl1356 3 года назад
Jeffrey's evil laugh is a pure gold
@jacobcox4565
@jacobcox4565 3 года назад
Is it really an evil laugh if the person laughing is the most reasonable one in heaven.
@lyokianhitchhiker
@lyokianhitchhiker Год назад
@@jacobcox4565Well, maybe morally ambiguous laugh
@firebladetenn6633
@firebladetenn6633 3 года назад
“Lucy, don’t stoop to his level.” I lost it.
@firebladetenn6633
@firebladetenn6633 3 года назад
I like this as the origin story for Godffrey. When Jeffrey becomes-... I’ll see myself out...
@trajectoryunown
@trajectoryunown 4 года назад
"Lucy, don't stoop to his level." Instant like.
@timothyinnocent3311
@timothyinnocent3311 4 года назад
Kind of amusing lol Lucifer isn't even as bad as God is :/
@1968dogg
@1968dogg 4 года назад
@@timothyinnocent3311 U have the mindset of Eve----choosing Satan over the Creator.
@1968dogg
@1968dogg 4 года назад
@@timothyinnocent3311 Good luck with that.
@bornstar481
@bornstar481 4 года назад
Lanier H god ain’t real
@1968dogg
@1968dogg 4 года назад
@@bornstar481 Funny how orgasms make people call out to Him; when they are about to lose a loved one---same thing.
@angelicahill3456
@angelicahill3456 5 лет назад
This is literally the only part of the Bible I've read - back in high school we had to read it as part of the mythology unit for my Modern Fantasy Literature class. It was described by the teacher as "a pissing match between God and Satan".
@psychonaut175
@psychonaut175 5 лет назад
@RUSSIAN ROBOT what the hell would this be a metaphor for. Is it that the Christian god is a gambling, narcissistic, asshole.
@Justanothermusicnerdxo
@Justanothermusicnerdxo 5 лет назад
Draco the book of Job is Old Testament, so not quite the Christian God but fair point still
@psychonaut175
@psychonaut175 5 лет назад
@@Justanothermusicnerdxo no they are the same entity. But please, humor me, why do you think they are different entities.
@Justanothermusicnerdxo
@Justanothermusicnerdxo 5 лет назад
Draco from a theological standpoint they are the same God. But they express different personalities and such the God of the New Testament is what is referred to as “The Christian God”. In fact this sentiment was so impactful that it lead to Marcion preaching that the Gods are entirely different. Marcions beliefs were proto-gnostic and were similar to the larger movement of gnostic Christians who believed a lesser God was the one within the Torah and the greater one created Jesus. This would be further explained in sethanian texts like The Gospel of Judas where it is written an exchange between Jesus and Judas of that warring God nature. Regardless I can see why someone might consider them the same God, as that that is likely the brand of Christianity they are familiar with. But even when they are considered the same God the different distinct personalities are labeled as such. The change of personalities which are explained thru Jesus.
@joshuaijaola2145
@joshuaijaola2145 5 лет назад
RUSSIAN ROBOT how do you know how can you discern, what parts of the Bible are “just stories”
@shadebinder3599
@shadebinder3599 2 года назад
Honestly the most entertaining biblical story if nothing else Also "camel mart has a similar return policy so why not God?" had me rolling lmao
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic Год назад
Camel mart. That is anachronistic humour.
@georgelopezmyfav123
@georgelopezmyfav123 7 месяцев назад
So God makes bets on with the devil instead of realizing how much it's going to effect the guy who he's making a bet on. "This God is such a great God".
@georgelopezmyfav123
@georgelopezmyfav123 4 месяца назад
@Grauenwolf If it's a "description" and not a "name," then why does the Bible talk things about Satan so much? And the bet was made on Job.
@Jumpingonpaws
@Jumpingonpaws 4 месяца назад
God loved job so much that he destroyed his life
@Zecuu
@Zecuu 6 лет назад
What's the point of a bet in the first place if he's omniscient?
@sweettanner6752
@sweettanner6752 6 лет назад
That’s what I’ve been trying to figure out. 🤔
@jdlech
@jdlech 5 лет назад
The Hebrew God evolved over time the same as the Hebrews' concept of omniscience, and omnipotence. You want to know how horrible the Hebrews were as parents - read the Bible. Their early depiction of God as their father was very much the image of their own fathers - brutal, inconsistent, violent, and played favorites. Their later depiction of God as their father was insensitive, aloof, malicious, and vengeful.
@xxxmmm3812
@xxxmmm3812 5 лет назад
@@jdlech it never developed, it is there since genesis chapter one
@anthonyllenrof
@anthonyllenrof 5 лет назад
That he know that he will win, or you wouldn’t accept a bet if you know you are going to win?
@butkusfan23
@butkusfan23 5 лет назад
RUSSIAN ROBOT your ramblings make zero sense.
@festethephule7553
@festethephule7553 8 лет назад
Wait. This means that, according to the Bible itself, God literally mad a deal with the Devil. Isn't that supposed to be sinful...?
@obnoxiousjumper279
@obnoxiousjumper279 7 лет назад
of course not he is God he does not need to follow rules.....even his own....even thou he is supposed to be perfect so should not break his own rules that are also perfect............its a mad house
@proudtobeastoner4lif
@proudtobeastoner4lif 7 лет назад
He dint make a deal. I may be wrong but I feel like the devil was trying to prove a point that job was only loyal because he had everything. The devil was trying to come up with an excuse as to why a mortal was more loyal to God then himself.
@halfdemonprince
@halfdemonprince 7 лет назад
Feste the Phule Yes but he's God so he can do whatever he wants.
@festethephule7553
@festethephule7553 7 лет назад
Jasmine Donald Before I respond are you joking, or are you serious? It's extremely hard to tell with text.
@halfdemonprince
@halfdemonprince 7 лет назад
Feste the Phule Yes and no. Yes it was a joke but also no because if you think about it it's kinda of true. When you have infant power and the ability to create and destroy life you can do whatever you want. Whether it's for good or bad is your choice.
@user-yr8mu1ce1m
@user-yr8mu1ce1m 2 месяца назад
When I was 12, me and my brother loved South Park. The episode Cartmanland has a part where Kyle’s parents tell him this story after one of Kyle’s hemorrhoids burst. Me and my brother said, “They have to be making this up.” We looked in a Bible. There it was. We already had our doubts about religion, but this story was the final nail in the coffin.
@DarkWr4ith
@DarkWr4ith 4 года назад
I remember reading the story of Job as a kid and thinking it really messed up how so many people were killed over a test given by a god who is omnipotent. It was probably when I first started questioning "Gods Love".
@searchingforthetruth2188
@searchingforthetruth2188 3 года назад
If God allows bad things to happen does that mean he doesn't love you? Is it possible that we don't understand what God's purpose is? God can make bad into good, I assume he is powerful enough to this.
@DarkWr4ith
@DarkWr4ith 3 года назад
@@searchingforthetruth2188 Well by "bad things" you mean mass murdering everyone and everything that person loved, then yes. It was less about questioning his purpose and more about him killing so many innocent people just to test one person's resolve.
@searchingforthetruth2188
@searchingforthetruth2188 3 года назад
@@DarkWr4ith Can God kill someone? If God is real and he moves them from one life form to another, did he kill them? God allows bad things to happen all the time, does that make God evil?
@DarkWr4ith
@DarkWr4ith 3 года назад
@@searchingforthetruth2188 Job's family and servants in the book are always seen as some necessary sacrifice, just a tool that God used to test Job. But were they not also God's children? People with lives who God also loved? People who also loved God too? Was it really fair to take away their time on Earth solely for a test of another's resolve?
@searchingforthetruth2188
@searchingforthetruth2188 3 года назад
@@DarkWr4ith So you are saying, that if God took them from the earth before a certain age then God is not fair? If God put them on earth for a purpose, then moved them to heaven when the purpose was fulfilled is that not fair. He didn't kill them, the spirit left the body and now the spirit is with God. In our perspective we think he killed them. If God is real then they just moved to a better place. Are you sure you are judging God in a fair way?
@RICHARDGRANNON
@RICHARDGRANNON 10 лет назад
Wait, so the most powerful criticism of abrahamic doctrine is right there in the bible?
@belaireguy4117
@belaireguy4117 10 лет назад
The crowd roars and applauds until their hands are red and sore. Congrats Spartan, you got it my friend. I offer another story of many if you have not read. Chapter 38 of Genesis and the story of Judah and Tamar, it is a hoot. That would make a great video. If someone knows of the story being translated into a video, please give me a shout. Take care.
@RICHARDGRANNON
@RICHARDGRANNON 10 лет назад
Looked up Genesis 38, and yes it reads like a Noel Coward farce. Thanks for that. I am a bit bewildered that there is blatant comedy in the Bible that seems to be sending up the capricious, hypocritical nature of the OT angry, jealous God(s) though?
@belaireguy4117
@belaireguy4117 10 лет назад
SPARTANLIFECOACH Again, more applause. It appears that god was in everyone's business, all the time. He actually proclaims his name to be Jealous for crying out loud. A horrible attribute to possess even for the lowliest human being. I am with you and can't believe the denial one must possess to consider any of it as nothing short of insanity. Have a great week bro. Take care.
@willaville
@willaville 10 лет назад
It sure is. xD as a kid/adolescent that was forced to study the bible for 10 years, this was probably my favorite part,or about so.
@belaireguy4117
@belaireguy4117 10 лет назад
***** Jealousy my friend in my opinion is one of the worse character flaws that even a human being can possess. It is actually one I loathe and never would want to feel as I think it childish. I am not great and never for a second think I should be worshiped (that is just stupid) but yet your god commands you to love him and if you choose not, death. No entity or anyone will force me through fear to love them no matter the stakes as that is defined as insanity especially for one of the supernatural sort. I may suck in your opinion but I know who I am and will take my chances. Thank you for chiming in and all the best to you and yours.
@buddyltd
@buddyltd 8 лет назад
Y'know, Jeffrey becoming God after Jesus was resurrected actually makes sense. That'd explain why God magically stopped meddling in the affairs of mortals, and why we never see anything of him after that.
@seangilbert7365
@seangilbert7365 8 лет назад
You're a genius :o
@DJFlare84
@DJFlare84 8 лет назад
Alternatively, this is proof that God didn't resurrect his son at all, and his body is just mysteriously missing from the tomb it was laid in. If Jeffrey became god I think the world would've ended up a little better don't you? lol
@Jaaz7
@Jaaz7 7 лет назад
#alternativefacts
@felynecomrade
@felynecomrade 7 лет назад
buddyltd Well not really because if Jeffrey was God, there'd be absolutely zero suffering. There'd be no injustice, or pain. MAYBE Jeffrey would keep the world largely as if is, but he'd reveal himself, punish wrongdoing and reward good deeds...
@jakes7342
@jakes7342 6 лет назад
well then Jeffries doing a s***** job at taking care of the poor and starving as well
@fineandnatural
@fineandnatural Год назад
When my children were younger I used to wonder how Job could ever be ok again after the death of all his children? God causes your children to die just to prove a point? I never understood that. Crazy.
@pitpride1220
@pitpride1220 Год назад
This story and the story of Abraham being commanded to kill Isaac killed my faith.
@BLMacab
@BLMacab Год назад
God blesses those who are devoted, and to even those who seek, all your favorite scientist and theory creators prayed to the same God, God creates evil, and he cannot be concieved, He is not our world but what is between and gives to you and the world and takes, ignore the world and have a relationship, he gives you what you want to show you you never wanted it and will give you what you hate to find peace later, hes a clown scientist who only wants us to not fight or worship other gods and to sek justice and charity, theres a reason Semites are amongst the 3% in wealth, theres a reason athiest be salty living with mom at 30 and 21 yr old 2 time felons now live in HOAs after finding the 10 commandments, ive seen Gs go square for god and they are the happiest people
@spawncampe
@spawncampe Год назад
@@BLMacab lol
@BLMacab
@BLMacab Год назад
@@spawncampe move out your moms
@BLMacab
@BLMacab Год назад
@@spawncampe gaming and anime channel lmao you get less tails than mormons
@TippyTappy98
@TippyTappy98 Год назад
@@BLMacab It's fascinating to see how a brain high on religiosity work. Reason and logic goes out the window to keep faith in a stupid deity and his nonsensical book of savagery and debauchery.
@zaroko8105
@zaroko8105 6 лет назад
This was a good story with stupid logic who the hell is fine with having their family dead just because he gets a new one
@felipeflores9644
@felipeflores9644 5 лет назад
RUSSIAN ROBOT how can you have TRUTH without questioning or without reasoning and logical thinking. Without logical thinking and reasoning, you get DECIET not truth .
@sparkylynx8723
@sparkylynx8723 5 лет назад
@@felipeflores9644 i mean most atheist just go around hating on christianity in stead of spending their time expanding their opinions so stfu.
@sparkylynx8723
@sparkylynx8723 5 лет назад
it never said he was fine the video made that crap up
@feminico2613
@feminico2613 5 лет назад
a lot of things happened off pages, a LOT
@doofy3111
@doofy3111 5 лет назад
Dio Brando ^^^
@riparianlife97701
@riparianlife97701 8 лет назад
He didn't get his original kids back. There's little loyalty or love in the bible.
@EdwinLuciano
@EdwinLuciano 8 лет назад
+Docktor Jim And Job seemed to be cool with that. Maybe he didn't like his first wife and set of kids.
@riparianlife97701
@riparianlife97701 8 лет назад
Edwin Luciano If his second set of wife and kids arrived fully functional from thin air, with the ability to speak, walk, etc, it's another really good example of why Last Thursdayism isn't much of a stretch from the Bible.
@yosefyonin6824
@yosefyonin6824 8 лет назад
+Docktor Jim his famility is enjoying eternal afterlife in heaven, why would they want to be dropped back to the mortal plane?
@EdwinLuciano
@EdwinLuciano 8 лет назад
Yosef Yonin Tell your wife that if you die tomorrow you will be completely happy in the afterlife and would not wish you were still with her while she is here on Earth. Tell her it's okay for her to remarry, like Job remarried, and that when she dies and comes to heaven with her new husband, you will sort it out. Sometimes I think believers in the afterlife write without thinking.
@yosefyonin6824
@yosefyonin6824 8 лет назад
i said that in hindsight, no one will be ok with their loved ones dying. but. as far as i know, being thrown back to the mortal world after ascending to heaven is far worse. and ther ewill be no need to "sort it out" because traditional marriage is moot in the afterlife. if i remember correctly, genders do not even exist .
@davidcanatella4279
@davidcanatella4279 Год назад
“Don’t stoop to his level”. Best darkmatter line ever!
@ronn0246
@ronn0246 8 месяцев назад
"Lucy, don't stoop to his level" 🤣🤣🤣
@hiderryce1861
@hiderryce1861 5 лет назад
Yea this story is what really had me questioning the shit I was being told as a kid
@carlangas0100
@carlangas0100 5 лет назад
Go watch the Bible Project version about the Book of Job. It is in RU-vid
@theinevitablelaugher1393
@theinevitablelaugher1393 5 лет назад
I'm seriously losing more and more faith in this "so called loving" God🙄
@crowned2088
@crowned2088 4 года назад
@@theinevitablelaugher1393 Spoiler alert... you never had love for him... just manipulation... and another hint your not a bad person for not believing in a book... ik ppl how left Christianity and their family just shower passive aggressive shit on dem
@crowned2088
@crowned2088 4 года назад
@RUSSIAN ROBOT That can be applied to the bible too
@crowned2088
@crowned2088 4 года назад
@RUSSIAN ROBOT The bible is fill with a lot of incorrections thou like the first damn page... it says the earth was made 20k years ago in reality it's 8 billion
@sushrutdongargaonkar2073
@sushrutdongargaonkar2073 8 лет назад
Would love to see a world where Jeffery is the god!
@kevinvelez2525
@kevinvelez2525 7 лет назад
there is
@HabitPlanet
@HabitPlanet 7 лет назад
Damn, it would be awesome!
@sushrutdongargaonkar2073
@sushrutdongargaonkar2073 7 лет назад
***** even in that, Yahway only is the god.
@acadman4322
@acadman4322 7 лет назад
The way I see it, in this series, Jeffery is the voice of nature- reality, reason, sanity, order. God, of Man, is a mental construct of humans, filled with all the same weaknesses, jealousy, anger, ego, etc, that any human king is filled with. God is merely the "Flatterer's image" of his human king. The servant telling the master how "Truly good and benevolent the Master is" in order to gain favor and position. Jeffery is "Nature" pointing out the flaws of the man created God thing. That's why Jeffery is never afraid of God. God has to follow nature in all things. Nature is what it is."God" follows nature, even through all the BS of "God" acting supernaturally. In the end, you notice, nature is still there, doing it's thing. Nature is reliable, God is unpredictable and finicky.
@spacedoutrecords1063
@spacedoutrecords1063 7 лет назад
FREE WEED FOR EVERYONE!!!!! I will subscribe to Spaced Out Records
@bigmoe9856
@bigmoe9856 4 года назад
Gotta say, back when I was a good christian child, the story of Job was the first (but admittedly only) story in the bible that started raising red flags in my mind. I can remember feeling confused after hearing it.
@d-hunter9801
@d-hunter9801 4 года назад
Same, this was a story that had me questioning God's morals as a kid, I still believed in him years later but this story was always on my mind. Plenty of even more years later I finally broke free of this indoctrination bullshit.
@understandyourmind
@understandyourmind 4 года назад
Look into Emanuel Swedenborg. Bible is mostly written in the patterns. This story has a deeper meaning behind the words, it never happened. It doesn't mean what is written there. As many other stories in bible.
@understandyourmind
@understandyourmind 4 года назад
Patterns - wrong word, I mean parables, metaphors.
@d-hunter9801
@d-hunter9801 4 года назад
@@understandyourmind That's even more of a reason to not take the bible seriously, we can't even differentiate the true stories vs the fake ones (aka: parables), we have Christians that think that those stories are 100% real and we have other Christians that think that those stories are parables, IMHO this is a big issue, not even the Christians can fully agree on something here, this gives me plenty of reasons to not take the bible seriously nor any ancient book from another religion. Any religion that tells you to not question it already has a big red flag on top of it in my book.
@understandyourmind
@understandyourmind 4 года назад
@@d-hunter9801 Not to worries about bible. If any higher power wants to "contact" you, it will do through your own senses, and you will feel it or spot it. If not then not. Everything cool. Do not ever believe God just because someone is pushing you to do so, that's how people think, they will gladly make you feel guilty for anything, it brings money to make things some way which can be as a good manipulation tool. I am not Christian but I believe in some higher power. Peace to you.
@markwoods4439
@markwoods4439 4 года назад
This is how god cares for people who are loyal too him. He makes a bet with the devil!! And goofs with their lives any way he wants.
@markwoods4439
@markwoods4439 4 года назад
Norbert Kas There’s a lots of things that don’t make sense in the Bible. That’s why theists need faith!
@StephenWong14
@StephenWong14 3 года назад
Killing the first born is supposed to be a big punishment on Egyptians for their crimes against Israelites, yet one of the nicest man on earth has all of his children killed.
@markwoods4439
@markwoods4439 3 года назад
Stephen Chan It shows how moral and loving god is, RIGHT!!
@markwoods4439
@markwoods4439 3 года назад
EJ Aru Exactly, also theist, particularly Christians, give you the idea god will give you salvation for something he did in the first place. So there’s really no choice or free will given here.
@markwoods4439
@markwoods4439 3 года назад
EJ Aru And if I don’t what happens? You see I lose both ways cause this isn’t a free choice at all. Supposedly this is a gift to save me which was a situation god put me in to BEGIN with.
@belllaswab
@belllaswab 9 лет назад
'Lucy, don't stoop to his level...' 😂
@koifish3964
@koifish3964 8 лет назад
Lucy is without a doubt the best character
@1967sluggy
@1967sluggy 8 лет назад
Lucy, don't stoop to his level!
@cicelypatterson3927
@cicelypatterson3927 8 лет назад
So I'm not the only one who thought this? Just like Jeffrey too
@CrypticNovas
@CrypticNovas 8 лет назад
i like jeffry me
@jilliansmith7123
@jilliansmith7123 6 лет назад
In terms of decency, it's Geoffrey= 100, Lucy= 80, and god= O.
@JackieNoBones
@JackieNoBones 6 лет назад
Jeffery, Lucy, and Not Muhammad are my top 3.
@LOL-bs1hg
@LOL-bs1hg Год назад
My dad told me that God didn't make a bet, and I asked how that wasn't a bet, and he shut me up real quick.
@A.D.540
@A.D.540 Год назад
How did he shut u up
@LOL-bs1hg
@LOL-bs1hg Год назад
@@A.D.540 told me to not question god
@A.D.540
@A.D.540 Год назад
@@LOL-bs1hg oh okay that was unexpected people usually tell we don't have the capacity to understand God. I would never thought someone will say don't question lol. Is that not church leaders do anyway debate
@DangerClose13E
@DangerClose13E 2 года назад
I just had a co-worker try to use the story of Job to convert me from atheism! I tried to stop her in the middle of the story and just give her my conclusion of just how sadistic, immoral and manipulative she proved her god to be. She tried to use my impatience as the reason I don't know god and don't believe. Fortunately, that was her last day. Maybe there is a God. (sarc)
@AdvaiticOneness1
@AdvaiticOneness1 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@immortalfrieza
@immortalfrieza 2 года назад
The Book of Job is the Bible story that most clearly demonstrates that if He existed then God would be evil. The Book of Job is neither the first nor will it be the last of things that prove that God isn't worth worshipping.
@thatlemonguy1107
@thatlemonguy1107 6 лет назад
4:24 “Thou art jacked because thou probably did some bad shit” Me love quote.
@electronixTech
@electronixTech 4 года назад
He's a genius at combining the old and new parlance.
@ahmedalimam
@ahmedalimam 8 лет назад
darkmatter videos should be mandatory in all public schools
@mohizpornofficialalithegay3827
yes. YES!!!!
@jaketyler1799
@jaketyler1799 8 лет назад
Where do I sign?!
@mohizpornofficialalithegay3827
No. Its full of crap
@mohizpornofficialalithegay3827
NO
@piesho
@piesho 8 лет назад
+Jayzie_That Flight_Simmer "No. Its full of crap" Well, it's full with stuff from the bible, so, yeah.
@gq_barry
@gq_barry 3 года назад
“Lucy don’t stoop to his level” aw hell naw. That burn scorched my eyeballs (yes, pun intended)
@cakeandicecream1582
@cakeandicecream1582 4 года назад
“Man I miss the old days when I was like a goddamm rock star!” “Ah don’t give me that shit.” “People loved me, and now they spit in my fucking face!” I love how jobs ‘friends’ are just standing around making him feel like shit for what feels like the entire video. Like they are just waiting for him to finish what he’s going to say so they can shit on him. And I also love how Job is just taking it, like why doesn’t he just walk away? Darkmatter you are one of the funniest people I have ever seen on RU-vid. I totally forgot about these old videos and started rewatching them again recently. You were a big influence for me when I was younger and you’re one of the many reasons why I am an atheist today. Thank you for these hilarious animations, you have no idea how much joy your videos have brought me when I was feeling like shit.
@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
@WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 5 лет назад
"Thou needs to accept a shower!" 🤣
@kate-sf6lo
@kate-sf6lo 4 года назад
I feel personally attacked now
@harleysu5644
@harleysu5644 4 года назад
"thou needs to cease thy jerking off"🤣
@outcast4851
@outcast4851 4 года назад
@@harleysu5644 why we are not using this beautiful words in English?
@terrellclane8715
@terrellclane8715 3 года назад
😂
@yodie_yodarf8860
@yodie_yodarf8860 7 лет назад
Damn that alternate ending got me falling on the ground in tears hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@hsheinloo
@hsheinloo 6 лет назад
Yea :D Especially since the new testament God is a lot more reasonable :D :D
@hsheinloo
@hsheinloo 6 лет назад
softair1231 I'm not christian btw. But old testament seemed worse to me.
@jilliansmith7123
@jilliansmith7123 6 лет назад
Stina--not really.
@jilliansmith7123
@jilliansmith7123 6 лет назад
Stina: only because it's more obvious. The NT is more subtle in its insanity.
@justincintron9609
@justincintron9609 6 лет назад
softair1231 jesus did say turn the other cheek as well as Love your enemies and many other things that make him seem like a pacifist, but Jesus wasn’t a pacifist. He made a whip and chased the money changers out the synagogue. So in order for the Bible to be consistent through and through Christians have to believe that loving and avoiding violence is important but there are times when violence is necessary. Like defending yourself or preserving your life. Or protecting others in say an army. And many other circumstances. So it’s not accurate to say that Jesus wants us to roll over and let people rape us.
@apetheory7152
@apetheory7152 4 года назад
God later went on to resurrect his son Jesus on the third day, ultimately losing the bet with Jeffery. But tried to excuse it by saying that Jeffery “misinterpreted” his reasons for losing
@skaterdavedownsouth
@skaterdavedownsouth 4 года назад
Wait, THIRD day? Killed on Friday afternoon. Saturday is one day later, Sunday morning half a day. Jesus was in the tomb a day and a half. Never could figure out how everyone got tricked into calling it three.
@steven21736
@steven21736 3 года назад
@@skaterdavedownsouth calendar days
@jorionedwards
@jorionedwards 2 года назад
@@skaterdavedownsouth Jesus was killed on the day before the preparation for the Sabbath, aka Thursday. That's also why his executioners went to break his legs and stab his corpse with a spear. However, most people misread that part and call it Friday.
@dmrenterprizes4101
@dmrenterprizes4101 2 года назад
It's the biblical story that scared me the most. What kind of god...???
@XRemARx
@XRemARx 7 лет назад
3 years ago you helped me "convert" to Atheism. It wasn't until then I found myself and felt the most comfortable in my own skin. I appreciate these videos you have been making for years. I wouldn't be the person I am today. Not completely.
@magnuspeacock5857
@magnuspeacock5857 5 лет назад
+
@Jaaassaa
@Jaaassaa 5 лет назад
RUSSIAN ROBOT prove it
@Jaaassaa
@Jaaassaa 5 лет назад
RUSSIAN ROBOT I wasn’t wining😂 I was asking you to prove why atheism is incorrect. You still haven’t answered me.
@magnuspeacock5857
@magnuspeacock5857 5 лет назад
@RUSSIAN ROBOT We all know the best way to be heard by people you disagree with is by shouting at the with caps lock on!
@Jaaassaa
@Jaaassaa 5 лет назад
RUSSIAN ROBOT very convincing. You’ve convinced me to become a believer. 😂
@LeBonkJordan
@LeBonkJordan 8 лет назад
"Oh suuureth"
@alanhyland5697
@alanhyland5697 Год назад
"Lucy, don't stoop to his level." roflmfao
@wesleyhite8203
@wesleyhite8203 2 года назад
God and Satan played with Job. He was their toy. I feel like God has treated me the same way.
@ramblinevilmushroom
@ramblinevilmushroom 4 года назад
I watched this when it came out, and i thought it was kinda funny, a few years later i read the book of job, and now its the most hilarious thing ive ever seen. You can tell darkmatter really read the material deeply.
@ToninoterRessort
@ToninoterRessort 3 года назад
But.... he still missed the ultimate conclusion by a million miles. Very funny. But made in total ignorance. Life in the fall is hard. Life in God is amazing. God is good. www.anewcreationinchrist.nl/english
@ramblinevilmushroom
@ramblinevilmushroom 3 года назад
@@ToninoterRessort Yes he did, but that okay, It is still a very good lampoon of the story anyway, and worth the watch. (now that you reminded me of it im gonna watch it again, because its still one of my favorites)
@The_Vible
@The_Vible 3 года назад
@@ToninoterRessort Yes yes very funny 🙃
@mewntay230
@mewntay230 2 года назад
@Tonino Imagine looking at a story where God kills somebody's children and essentially curses them beyond belief because of a bet to then conclude "Wow, God is so good because he says he is."
@ricksantiago9768
@ricksantiago9768 2 года назад
@Tonino you’re an idiot. God sends people to hell, if god is real you and me are both going to hell I promise you that
@ADEehrh
@ADEehrh 6 лет назад
How insecure must god be to feel the need to do this.
@septicsoldier2589
@septicsoldier2589 5 лет назад
@RUSSIAN ROBOT No u
@flower8669
@flower8669 4 года назад
He's not it was all a test
@hamstermain8327
@hamstermain8327 4 года назад
Jesus is lord So god killed his wife and kids for a test.
@lexilala1968
@lexilala1968 4 года назад
@RUSSIAN ROBOT You're trolling, aren't you. Shit.
@Jambuc829
@Jambuc829 4 года назад
That is so immature on God’s part.
@alexgear959
@alexgear959 8 месяцев назад
Book of Job has to be the most important story in all the Bible. It literally seals you as a member of blind belief if you read that & go "yep, the god is amazing". It is not supposed to convince you. It is a test which shows that you have utterly been indoctrinated. I think it is genius.
@VideoHostSite
@VideoHostSite Год назад
Even as a child, I recognized Job for what it is: a three-act play.
@WillCarter1976
@WillCarter1976 8 лет назад
God, is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. -Voltaire.
@farquaadsquaad8163
@farquaadsquaad8163 6 лет назад
Why are political compasses yallses pfps?
@willyou2199
@willyou2199 5 лет назад
calls people commie, profile banner the flag of USSR okay
@Trey5S5S
@Trey5S5S 5 лет назад
I'm an agnostic theist who grew up with a Christian family and had to take Bible study classes in school. Everything in this video is an incredibly accurate portrayal of the book of Job and I am extremely glad someone made this. This is the absolute worst piece of literature I have ever read, right next to the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe.
@squarek123
@squarek123 4 года назад
@RUSSIAN ROBOT what the fuck do you mean
@stewartgoodwin9488
@stewartgoodwin9488 4 года назад
Whats wrong with the tell-tale heart?
@rileyadams7742
@rileyadams7742 4 года назад
@RUSSIAN ROBOT ? Tf does that mean? "You may claim to be a christian and believe it in your heart, but that is not who you truly are".
@rileyadams7742
@rileyadams7742 4 года назад
@RUSSIAN ROBOT I based it off of your comment implying that the agnostic theist was not really that and is somehow compelled to follow god, posted below the video criticizing a controversial bible story. Seemed reasonable to me.
@rileyadams7742
@rileyadams7742 4 года назад
@RUSSIAN ROBOT And I never mentioned your specific beliefs nor did I call them nonsense.
@untitled3313
@untitled3313 4 года назад
'Lucy don't fall to his level' had me dead 😂😂😂😂
@deadrickpool5334
@deadrickpool5334 4 года назад
"God don't do evil" didn't God flood almost all the humans in Genesis
@xkilla911
@xkilla911 4 года назад
there were BAD children and babies
@carlangas0100
@carlangas0100 4 года назад
Who is able to discern who dies or lives but God? He is a Just God giving justice, babies go to Heaven and meet their Creator there. Those people just reaped what they sowed and God in His mercy stopped all that evil. God doesn't please in the death of the wicked. He loved those people more than you and me combined.
@coolguy9709
@coolguy9709 4 года назад
HE POPULATED US WITH INCEST
@justinbarnes1818
@justinbarnes1818 4 года назад
That’s because the 200 watches came down n started fucking humans n made giants
@justinbarnes1818
@justinbarnes1818 4 года назад
Shaun Fleming baby’s don’t go to hell Jesus said so. N if God made everyone believe n him that’s not free will . Cmon think
@screamingcarrot9520
@screamingcarrot9520 8 лет назад
"Lucy don't stoop to his level." Gold!
@Li8aGun92
@Li8aGun92 8 лет назад
"Yeah, that was just his family and possessions. Fuck HIM up and he won't be your homie anymore." Real shit, Belzebubbadingdong.
@sagrawolf
@sagrawolf 4 года назад
this was the last time the devil was on talking terms with God and before he was written as pure evil
@mannybruce8950
@mannybruce8950 3 года назад
" king kong ain't got shit on me ! " . Priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ErikFord-cg4em
@ErikFord-cg4em 5 лет назад
1:09 lucy, don't stoop to his level. One of my favourite jests
@jos3557
@jos3557 2 года назад
Luci lost tho 😁
@peteoo9467
@peteoo9467 8 лет назад
"thou art gross" lmao " thou needs to accept a shower" wth I'm dying here
@strawbaby8594
@strawbaby8594 6 лет назад
Pete AO you sucketh
@harleysu5644
@harleysu5644 6 лет назад
"thou needs to cease thy jerking off"
@iambuyay
@iambuyay 4 года назад
"Lucy don't stoop to his level." Jeffrey, 2012
@extremelyinnocentboy2444
@extremelyinnocentboy2444 3 года назад
Hello. Ma'am. I am Pagan. IDK if this your real pic or not...but if this is your real pic then You're Beautiful.
@iambuyay
@iambuyay 3 года назад
@@extremelyinnocentboy2444 Thanks!
@thecelticwolf8642
@thecelticwolf8642 2 года назад
Why does God have to always have to be testing everybody if he knows everything and knows the hearts of everyone?
@lyokianhitchhiker
@lyokianhitchhiker Год назад
My own theory is that he’s omniscient on matters of past & present, but when it comes to matters of future, his omniscience is figurative
@TheMaskedguy000
@TheMaskedguy000 3 месяца назад
As a Christian I'm pretty sure it's because God knows but the person doesn't, they need the test to know it themselves, of who they are
@thecelticwolf8642
@thecelticwolf8642 3 месяца назад
@@TheMaskedguy000 That makes sense.
@nolimit4117
@nolimit4117 5 лет назад
So it’s God that’s always making deals with the devil? 👿
@hectorandem2944
@hectorandem2944 5 лет назад
The Devil that he made? Hmm... 🤔
@NefariousSpineLizard
@NefariousSpineLizard 4 года назад
@RUSSIAN ROBOT Yeah okay why don't you go and do us all a favor and "directly experience" God sooner than later
@NefariousSpineLizard
@NefariousSpineLizard 4 года назад
@RUSSIAN ROBOT No, no. I mean go and meet him personally, after St. Peter gives you the green light. The other way doesn't count.
@andrewferg8737
@andrewferg8737 3 года назад
Job is Christ
@skylerrebo8138
@skylerrebo8138 3 года назад
Lucifer wasn't the devil and wasn't cast out of Heaven yet. He was still an angel at this point and working for him as what was pretty much his spy (which is actually what the job title of "Satan" means).
@byron2521
@byron2521 9 лет назад
If you really read this story in the bible, the first thing that stands out with me which Christians seem to ignore, is that this cartoon is trying to make fun but it is actually NOT diverging too much from what it actually says. God and Satan are just as cordial in the real bible as they are in this cartoon..... like a couple of good ole' gambling buddies. Second...... Christians actually totally ignore the fact that ...... wait for it..... SATAN WINS THE BET!....lol. What's up with that?
@ZackeryCochran
@ZackeryCochran 9 лет назад
Did Satan win the bet? What was the bet specifically on?
@Ratelzwatel
@Ratelzwatel 9 лет назад
MinecraftDrums I think it's because Job complains.
@scarletrose2880
@scarletrose2880 9 лет назад
+byron2521 also the bible specifically says that Job was a good man and that god thought so. And then god says he somehow deserved it in the end because he wasn't a good person.
@thespacecadet1552
@thespacecadet1552 8 лет назад
+byron2521 actually it says in the book of Job that "In all this Job did not sin or charge God with wrong." (Job 1:22)
@12tribes61
@12tribes61 8 лет назад
Your friend satan does not win the bet if you actually read the story in the bible for yourself
@angelle3166
@angelle3166 7 месяцев назад
I tried to explain to my strictly christian family that their god clearly isn't all loving and good using mainly this story, but also others from the old testament which make no sense. They started making excuses that it was probably wrongly translated or that we don't understand god's genius mind hence he's omniscient If he's truly omniscient, then why did he need to make a bet with Satan and punish his number 1 follower 💀 Didn't he know Job wouldn't disobey him already? Christians always make irrational apologies for their genocidal god
@PiRobot314
@PiRobot314 6 месяцев назад
"Lucy, don't stoop to his level..."
@adamrocks19
@adamrocks19 9 лет назад
The book of Job teaches us that family is expendable and replaceable. Satan was almost like a hitman in a way to do the dirty work in this story. It's atrocious to think that it's ok to murder the entire familiy and it's like no big deal, just replace them.
@TimpBizkit
@TimpBizkit 9 лет назад
+adamrocks19 it depends whether the next moment the old children are aware of is ascending to Heaven at the return of Christ. Yes, currently they are still dead.
@Darkness7508
@Darkness7508 8 лет назад
+XxDtownxX It's not about supporting abortion, at least for me. It's about choice. I believe that if a woman gets pregnant outside of rape then it is her responsibility to take care of her "mistake". I condemn abortion. However, I believe in the American given right to abortion. They should have the choice on rather to abort their own baby or not. It shouldn't be for us to decide. It is their bodies.
@R3tr0v1ru5
@R3tr0v1ru5 8 лет назад
+XxDtownxX So, what's worse: killing a bunch of cells which can't feel pain etc, or... allowing a child to grow up in poverty, pain, fear, disease, and misery? You think you are saving people by not allowing abortion but in fact you are doing worse in so many cases. Abortion, and more importantly, contraception, is critically needed in poor countries, to stop children growing up in the conditions I described above. Not only that, but the human population is wildly out of control as it is, our destruction of the planet with no contraception or abortion would be far higher. Maybe you should think about things from outside the box for once instead of just saying "a child is a child upon conception", and "its still murder" etc.. I could go into economic factors too...
@R3tr0v1ru5
@R3tr0v1ru5 8 лет назад
***** I've already said that condoms are vital and obviously better than abortion, but then you have people like the Pope going around saying that condoms are evil, and people actually fucking listen to him! Fucking immoral.
@ptjklmyn.4700
@ptjklmyn.4700 8 лет назад
+XxDtownxX A caterpillar is an independent organism.
@Darkfreed0m
@Darkfreed0m 5 лет назад
3000 Camels? Back then? That's the equivalent of having property worth billions.
@lumeronswift
@lumeronswift Год назад
Similar to the story of Isaac almost getting sacrificed... and countless other tales in that book... Job is such a fascinating story, in that every minister spinning a sermon about it forgets about (or obscures) how two deities gambling resulted in insane "collateral damage".
@theforensicbadass
@theforensicbadass Год назад
Your videos stand the test of time. I've been binge-watching them, even though I've watched them all years before 2015-16. Thank you brother.
@maskedmarvyl4774
@maskedmarvyl4774 5 лет назад
This remains one of your best videos. When I was a child we were taught the story of Job in Sunday School; and it disturbed me greatly that this was taught as a good and moral story. What disturbed me most was the forgotten Mrs. Job: ALL of her children were killed. And she had 10 of them at least. Now, she's expected to be a baby machine and crank out 10 more, despite her grief of her original children being murdered. That's 20 children she had to have, without pain killers of any kind. But that's ok, she was a beast of burden, just as Job was a guinea pig. This was one of the things that woke me up about religion, along with "The Little Golden Calf and the Big Flaming Pit". Fear and abject submission was taught in the Old Testament to the Jews, just as fear and abject submission are taught to Muslims to this day. At least Jesus was a great moral teacher (if you ignore the fact that he is actually quoted as saying "But those who would not have me rule over them, bring them before me and slay them within my sight".- Luke, 19:27). Good and moral? You decide....
@honestgenz4413
@honestgenz4413 Год назад
The bible fails many times to mention how the women felt about their conditions.
@nathanrajoharimana1633
@nathanrajoharimana1633 9 месяцев назад
idk if you actually did read the verse you're talking about but The verse you referred to was part of the parabola about the talents Not an actual wish or something that Jesus told us to do...
@maskedmarvyl4774
@maskedmarvyl4774 9 месяцев назад
@@nathanrajoharimana1633, I had to read your comment three times before I realized you meant "parables", and not "parabolas".
@FringeWizard2
@FringeWizard2 6 месяцев назад
I'd like him to make a video based on that Luke passage he seems to have a hard on for Jesus while mostly just getting people to hate the OT.
@maskedmarvyl4774
@maskedmarvyl4774 6 месяцев назад
@@FringeWizard2, "I have a hard-on for Jesus" sounds like a bumper sticker a Christian porn actor would have.
@mario167100
@mario167100 8 лет назад
Thou have got to be shitting me!! Job, 6 B.C
@supersatangod4460
@supersatangod4460 8 лет назад
*Thou art gotta be shittin' me!
@juststop4782
@juststop4782 6 лет назад
*Thou ought gotta be shiting me
@jilliansmith7123
@jilliansmith7123 6 лет назад
Thou hast GOT to shitteth upon me!
@potato7617
@potato7617 6 лет назад
*Thou shitteth upon thou for thine features in which art thou takith thine shit
@prismaticbeetle3194
@prismaticbeetle3194 6 лет назад
lol
@maximillianwaddell1641
@maximillianwaddell1641 11 месяцев назад
Job's being gaslit by god, astounding
@ragemode2627
@ragemode2627 4 года назад
"Um... L-lightning..." *E L E C T R O N S*
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