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the lick line is dumb in a diffrent way its a refrence to tiktok were kids just stole shitte and posted it on tiktok to brag so in Real speech the CHILD IN A DISNEY MOVIE literally said "i wanna steal those" and the movie is called sneakerella supposdly heavily leaning on AA culture WHY DID YOU NOT SEE THIS WAS A BAD IDEA DISNEY?
I think modern Hollywood doesn't understand Cinderella. The whole point of her story is that even though she was mistreated, by her step mother and sisters, she never became as cruel as them. She didn't wait for the prince to save her, she just wanted to have a night off fun and prince falling for her was a coincidence. Good karma comes back.
They are using the story of Cinderella to push a narrative. Cinderella is one of my favorite fairy tales and the fact that Hollywood doesn't seem to understand the story hurts me
Yeah, exactly. Cinderella is a story about resilience in the face of adversity, making the best out of a bad situation, not allowing said situation to embitter oneself, and how kindness pays off at the end-but is still the right thing to do even if it doesn't because Cinderella was kind while expecting nothing in return. Simple moral lessons that corporations cannot seem to comprehend with all the money in the world.
Right? Cinderella is basiclly an abuse survivor who despite all of that manage to still be good and kind, it’s actually pretty nice and touching story but they love to “girlboss” cinderella
When the next entry in the Sneakerella Extended Universe comes, I imagine it will focus on the culinary dreams of a downtrodden Asian child. They'll call it Noodlerella. Critics will call it groundbreaking for finally showing an Asian protagonist.
“Your busted soles fail to get you views, but I’m already famous for my watermelone shoes!” *cut to guy strolling down the street with watermelons on his feet*
@@1977dajmo Forgive my ignorance if I'm wrong, but I always thought Chanclas were more of a mother/ grandmother thing, not something a younger character like Cinderella would wear or use?
I find it amusing but also very sad, Walt Disney and his animators put their heart and soul into making good quality films and now they just make everything CGI and shoot it on green screens.
@@kiplingwasafurry1108 And don't forget they now also care a LOT more about 'Diversity" and their precious "Representation" than they do about actual quality storytelling.
If someone told me a few years ago that they would make a Cinderella version with a black kid and sneakers, i would've thought it is a comedy skit not an unironic movie
There needs to be a part in this movie where 3 hood youths pull out a Glock to rob the main character of his sneakers but the fairy godmother intervenes and turns them into clan members and they get chased out of town.
There was an old episode of 'Saved By the Bell' in which Kelly's little sister, who had a crush on Zach, dreamed about herself being Cinderella with Zach as her rapping Prince Charming (I kid you not), and the shoe indeed being a sneaker. So, it's a ripoff of a parody/ comedy scene that was almost thirty years old! For shame, Disney.
This movie is a great example of one of the things that got me into writing stories. Because I look at stuff like this and go, “hey, I can make something way better than that” 🤦🏾♀️
Disney’s next big hit: “Dad, I invented a new hair treatment for my curls! I’m going to be famous one day!” “Damnit Jerry, put those dreams away! You’re a watermelon farmer, just like me and my daddy before me!”
Fun fact: Jheri Redding, the creator of the jheri curl, was a white man. He was very interested in the chemistry of styling products, and developed many beauty products in his lifetime.
@@jurassicjaws Hey, entertainment industry leftists have no problem playing fast and loose with historical accuracy, including race- swapping historical figures. Just look at "Hamilton."
I don't get why they felt the need to do a Black version of Cinderella when the Rodgers and Hammerstein tv film with Brandy and Whitney Houston is right there!
Why Sneakerella? The Princess wasn't named "Slipperella" or named after any other kind of shoe, she was named that cause she collected Cinders and her Step-Family just called her that from then on to bully her. It flat out makes no sense.
It is ADORABLE that you're using logic as you watch this... thing. Disney called it Sneakerella because the writers are dumb and condescending and think the audience is even dumber.
Yeah, because a gender-inverted modernization of a fairy tale is exactly what people were asking for. As if the Amazon Original wasn't bad enough, Disney is back again to rub salt in the wound.
We should boycott based solely on the fact that the protagonist isn't transgender, shouldn't we? It should be the story of a proud black transgender boy who was assigned female at birth and transitioned to male and also gay and wears dresses and makeup and wears his hair long but requires you to use male pronouns, which results in white bullies attacking "him," causing "him" to defend "himself," but due to societal oppression, the police intervene, resulting in a beating and unfair treatment at the hands of a raaaaacist justice system. Oh, and maybe there's something in the story about shoes if there's time.
@@dimitriwarchief301 Me too! That had a fascinating concept with a lot of potential, and Disney even threw in a clear nod to it in 'Zootopia,' but then they just cancelled it out of nowhere for no good reason! Did they think it wasn't quite "Diverse" enough or "Girl power"-y enough for their current tastes, or what?
@@1977dajmo Yeah, I'm genuinely surprised that, based on this trailer, there apparently won't be any dime- a- dozen "Racist white bully who's probably rich" or "Racist white cop eager to use his nightsticks and/ or his gun on an innocent black kid" baddies in this. I thought the leftists currently running the entertainment industry into the ground had an official rule that you can't make a story with a black main character without having at least one of those two cliches in it for the protagonist to overcome.
As someone who lives in Europe, I am continually amazed at the US. The US: Oh my god, saying BLM riots are bad is racist! Also the US: Sneakerella isn't racist, whaddya mean?!
Honestly, smartphone cases would make more sense than footwear, if they're trying to get a young audience. Probably less slave labor involved in making phone cases too.
He can be like a street artist or something painting graffiti like Miles Morales at Spiderverse. Custom sneakers really only appeal to old ass men who do it for a living. As a young'in myself, I've never seen someone wanting to make their own shoes. It gets dirty and Nike can make better designs anyway.
I like how it's not even tangentially related to Cinderella. It's about a down-on-luck protagonist, a high-society love interest, and there are shoes involved. That's fucking it. Gimme OG Cinderella (Ashputtel) where the step sister cuts off her heel to get into the slipper. I wanna see *that* shit adapted.
The Grimm's Version was published in 1812 ,Perraeult's version was published in 1697 ... The Grimm's version is not the OG ... The story goes as far back as Ancient Egypt ... And the variations of this story /trope are pretty much endless .Each country has a least more than a 100 variations each, of this as well as other stories in the likes of Snow Whtte ,Hansel and Grettel Rapunzel ,Sleeping Beauty etc ...
... It's shit like this that make people angry. Not out of racism, but over seeing something so stupid, humor or rage are the only optional emotions you feel in the moment
The anger is at the 1,624,675th 'diversity' lecture poorly sharted out as a 'film' devoid of anything except racial politics reminders where character, story and new ideas are non-existent.
Just as 50 Shades convinced an entire generation of fanfic writers that they might be taken seriously one day, so too does this movie become the inspiration to millions of teenage boys everywhere that spending all of their McDonald's paycheck on that ugly pair of Yeezys was not a bad investment
Well, both Sleeping Beauty and Snow White involve non-consensual kissing, so this is all they really have to work with. The only other option is Beauty and the Beast, and that's just Cinderella with Stockholm Syndrome and a questionably legal sexual fetish, really.
@@1977dajmo Song of the South isn’t even racist really. It’s only racist if you view the black people as slaves, which makes no sense at all in the story or era it takes place (reconstruction era). The most racist thing is one of the cartoon sections saying “tar baby” but it’s literally (cartoon) tar, so you’d have to once again read into it that it’s offensive. It’s been a few years since I watched it for the first time, but anything I remember that could be viewed as bad could only be done so by adding some outside interpretation and framing it in a way that’s dishonest to the movie itself. It’s notoriety is so bizarre to me.
I love how they're the same company that try to stigmatize their past with crybaby commercials "We did mistakes in the past, but now we have change!" and stupid warnings on old movies like: "This cartoon contain: ..." AND THEN they come up with THIS! Just hilarious!
Yeah, they put in that stupid disclaimer before 'The Jungle Book' because they think King Louie is a racist stereotype of blacks (Never mind that King Louie's physical appearance, personality and mannerisms were all very heavily based off of his voice actor, Louis Prima, who was Italian- American), yet this crap that's loaded with racial stereotypes of blacks not only gets a free pass, but will undoubtedly be held up by Disney as "A wonderful demonstration of our commitment to diversity"?
@@Adamguy2003 Literally, this happened with that movie: >Disney: "Hey, don't be offendend by this monkey that looks and act like a black!" >Me (that had watch Jugle Book all my life without ever thought about this) : "Excuse? 👀" It's even funnier by the fact that I'm Italian, so I'm the one that should be offendend in theory, I guess (my fellow Italian portrayed as a monke, how dare they? lmaoo)
This movie is amazing! It's single handedly healing the country. Liberals and conservatives, black and white, men and women, are coming together, hand in hand to say "This movie's racist as fuck, and it sucks."
Remember the good old days when young black protagonists of movies and books were still allowed to be normal teenagers in spite of their race? Pepperidge Farm Remembers. Now we're stuck with yet ANOTHER piece of performative, condescending drivel that serves to piss on the original message of Cinderella, all while insulting teenagers of all races! Thanks a fucking lot, Disney!
I'm reminded of a Disney TV movie about a family of superheros (who happen to be black). The main plot of the story was our teenage protagonist, Scott, hadn't developed super powers. He tries to reconcile it, but also proves to his family that he doesn't need powers to be super.
The blackest thing Disney put out was Let It Shine, and that movie was WAAAY better than this cheap mess here, Let It Shine something new and fresh and still holds up to this day…..this is already dated before the movie even comes out Shoes…..seriously?
Let It Shine was great. One of my favorite Disney Channel originals. All the kids in my class were talking about it the next school day. I was actually kinda surprised that Disney put it out though.
You know how anime has that one "thing" that dominates the world, or at least everything the protag' touches? Card games, spinning tops, vidya? Now it's sneakers. Quid pro quo.
Yeah, except with anime, its the kinda shit you expect from the genre: it seems ridiculous, but because you accept that and go along with it, its an enjoyable watch anyway. Plus, those kinda series are mostly about mano-a-mano action, which appeals to a lotta people. This is a movie, made by Disney, supposedly to appeal to a general audience. Worse, its about custom sneakers - correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think thats a very widespread hobby. Aint no way the average moviegoer is gonna suspend disbelief for this for even a second.
@@aflyinfaux1447 You make a really good point in that the competitive aspect is a huge draw, and for good reason. Just don't overestimate the average moviegoer; a lot of dumb shit is lauded these days.
This is the second reaction I've seen of this today, but it only just clicked with me that "Why isn't he a general designer?" is a really obvious question. I mean, we all know why, but in reality, if he's purely doing additive cosmetics to shoes and he's so great, why wouldn't he expand into shirts and other visual media? All I can imagine is a person an disney being like "You don't get it, he's black".
Amazon Prime already tried that thing of “Cinderella dreaming of becoming a famous designer” and it sucked. I can’t believe Disney is walking down this road too.
From the creators of ''Sneakerella'', this summer be prepared for ''Finding KFC'', a prequel to the exciting trilogy in the works: ''What-a-melon?''. Oh Disney, never change.
The writing room for this movie was like: Producer: So, we’re Disney and all we know how to do is copy and remake stuff, what have you got for me guys? Hack writer: Cinderella Producer: Ok, haven’t we done like 3 or 4 remakes of that in the last few years? Hack writer: Yes, but maybe we can woke it up? Producer: Ok, any ideas? We already stuffed it with empowered feminist nonsense the last few times Hack writer: Well, what if we make Cinderella a black man? Producer: Genius! Now how do we make it appealing to the blacks? Hack writer: I dunno, make it about shoes or something, we’ll throw in some fried chicken, watermelon and basketball if you want Producer: PERFECT
6:38 explains it all. I bet Disney will tout this movie, saying this is them being diverse, and not release another movie with Black leads until next Black History Month...
I mean, is Uncle Reamus gonna be the fairy god-mother, using his cartoon friends from "Songs of the South" to clean up the place for some sick heelies?
It'll be like Nubia. The Sneaker Princess will be holding the sneaker going door to door looking for him. The cops will show up saying they've had calls about a disturbance, mistake the sneaker for a gun and shoot her.
How the hell do you... just make shoes? Hahaha, like, designing them? Sure. But saying "I make sneakers" is like saying "I make cars." Like, no you don't.
My favorite stereotype as of late has been. “BLACK PEOPLE LOVE DANCING AND HIPHOP MUSIC 😎😎😎👩🏾🦲” It has been pounded into the ground so much so much so that, as a biracial person in an all white school, I was confronted as to why I don’t act that way. Specifically, “You don’t act very black.” And my answer was, “Well, for one I’m NOT fully black. Second, what do you want me to do? Want me to start a hype circle and start busting a move in the hallway? Want me to start screaming rap verses? Want me to talk about gangsters and guns?” Like wtf is that supposed to mean? This movie goes to show exactly why white people have that perception of us. And might I add, this was an entirely unprovoked conversation in which I was just minding my own business. So thank you Disney. Because of you single-handedly, I have been ostracized from my white peers because I don’t live up to their expectations of what a “real” black person is. THANK YOU!! 💕💕💕💕
Disney: So Chosen we saw your great acting in IT Chapter 1 and 2, and we know you didn't have too much to do in Chapter 1 but it was still good. Chosen: Uhhuh? Disney:Well, if you sign on this bottom line we will not only give you most of the lines in our new movie but you will be the star of this super diverse cast. Chosen: *takes pen and signs* Okay, who am I playing!? Disney:Picture this, Cinderella, but it's about sneakers.. because black guys like those right? And its going to have hip hop and breakdancing. Chosen: *tear rolls down his face* I miss being in IT already.. Seriously though, I feel for Chosen Jacobs. He's a very good young actor, he just is having issues finding good work it seems. :(
My biggest complaint with IT Chapter 1 was how much they reduced Mike’s story and swapped having his parents to his grandfather. Mike became obsessed with Derry’s history because of the stories his father told him.
