Stealing Achievements from Another Server - Getting Every Achievement in FFXIV #03 

9:32 I’m gonna use Mutamix Bubblypots to go through the explanation of gobbie names. Goblin names are usually consistent of 3 parts. Given name, suffix, and their last name. The given names are usually something in the Goblins tongue, a language we as players know nothing about. For Mutamix, this would be the “Muta” section of it. The suffix, (which isn’t always present) is indicative of gender. “ix” for male, and “ox” for female. Since Mutamix ends in “ix” we know Mutamix is a guy. The last name is usually a mash of words in common Eorzean tongue that typically 1) follows an “adjective noun” format and 2) is descriptive of the Goblin. Since Mutamix’s last name is Bubblypots, that tells us he’s an alchemist.

as a dynamis player, can confirm we didnt know what hit us... we didnt even know we were hit... (noones here, please, im lonely)

This one came down to the wire, but we're not letting this weekly streak die! Some of the weeklies will probably end up in next week's video. Speaking of weeklies, how's your achievement progress?

The way you described going to another server for this sounded like an isekai title. Something like “I Got Reincarnated As A Lalafel And Now Must Kill All The A Ranks For My Achievement Farm” [Working Title]

As a Dynamis mentor, thank you for your service of attempting ANYTHING on our DC.

Use your Centurio Seals to buy teleport tickets

You...YOU! You're the reason I couldn't find those A ranks last month!

Since your last video, I have killed my 200000th monster, completed my 100th guildhest, crafted the skysung alembic for ALC, killed my 500th A mark, reached level 90 on DRG, obtained my final Bozjan Southern Front field note, reached level 70 on AST and obtained the achievement for getting all disciple of magic jobs to 70. I have entered the top 100 in my server (Adamantoise) for achievement points this week as a result, currently sitting at #93. From an achievement hunter to another, I salute you.

i love this kind content. no drama no click bait. pure gameplay and giggle.

I laughed so hard during your fight with the tweaking minotaur. Thank you for having such a good attitude about the repeated deaths. I would've given up, but not you. You are a treasure.

As a Dynamis resident, I laughed and cried. Always great to see more from this series, keep it up!

Slipkink Steeljoints had a very unfortunate accident during his more explorative years, thus needing to replace the lower section of his body and a few various other parts with metal armatures, hence the name.

Hello, from a Dynamis (Maduin) dweller. Thanks for passing through.

this is great, i love that every episode has a "theme". can't wait for the relic ones, i'm working through ARR ones myself and oh boy is it an experience

Those death noises... pure gold

You can exchange 500 Centurio seals for a Clan mark log via Ardolain in the Forgotten knight, you can then turn in 6 of those to Bertana in Idyllshire (Uncanny Knicknaks) for the Wyvern mount. Plus theres also SB logs too, such as bardings for Veteran Clan Logs and emotes for Mythic Clan logs, again these logs also cost 500 Centurio seals each and you need multiple logs to buy them.

That battle with Mahisha was brilliant! If you want to grind out the 1000 B ranks, Flame Sergeant Dalvag in Northern Thanalan is a good one. Small map, and simple loop to run to find him.

LMAO I knew it would be Dynamis. This hurt! But as always, great vid. - signed, the one Dynamis (Hali) player.

Amazing creative twist to mundane dailies, weeklies and grind in general, I'm really enjoying this series lol

17:00 "Really, name a worse boss than this. Not only does he instakill you, he twerks on you while he's doing it." Uh, Cider, you made a loooong video about a certain thicc Ancient Daddy and his s n a k e s twerking on the raid not so long ago

Friend of mine has Ultimate Thrillseeker (for 5,000 S Ranks) twice over. If you ever decide you want to go for it, it's best to focus on it hard during expansion launch cause all of the new areas have multiple instances and people are hard focusing the hunt for the new achievements that come with them and early expac gearing

20:00 fun fact, you can still learn blue mage spell even if fate fails

Continue to love these. As a Mahjong Master, I can't wait until you get to that horrible grind. The suffering must be shared

I just wanted to say that I'm really enjoying your achievment videos. It's been injecting ideas into my head of things I want to do when bored.

this series is one of my favorite things going on RU-vid right now. great job!

I am really enjoying these videos! thank you so much for sharing your achievement grinding experience

dude i love how you make gathering achievements weekly, so dang entertaining. good job!

I really love this format. Cant wait for the hundreds of videos to come

That intro was a thing of beauty. Loving this series.

Funa Yurei is named after a type of vengeful ghost (yuurei = ghost) of those who have died at sea (funa = boat) and are looking to take other humans with them by causing boats to sink!

Angrier because Smaller. Extra-concentrated angry.

3:31 Everyone's favorite Goetic manta ray.

Cider Spider: "When are we gonna add light rolling for FFXIV?" FFXVI Event: ;)

This is a great series of videos you're doing. Even made me tune into your streams occasionally (I very rarely watch streams live) and got to hear about the meatloaf.

Recently got back into XIV , after not being able to get past the tedium of the post ARR patch quests. Your videos help me look at what goals I may want to set my self post MSQ. Subbed, love the content.

I have a Free Trial Character in Dynamis. You can't use the Party Finder, you can't hop servers, and you can't even use /tell to organize anything. I was queueing for Crystal Tower for 1-2 hours a day for 3 weeks until I just started begging people in plaza in Limsa. 18 randos ran all three raids, unsynced in a total of 20 minutes. Wish I had just asked sooner.

Nice man, the best Lore video on the web today :D I have to do ranks too.... at least will be aware of Twerking Minotaur. I thought you will symmon other 7 WoL's but you solo'ed it - amazing!

Hey man love your vids, I want more, more more!!! But seriously good stuff, I can watch these forever

as someone who's attempting to get all orchestration rolls without buying them, i feel this vid so much with the heavensward a rank farm. took so long trying to get them to drop their faded copies.

In all technicality, every mark was in the last place you looked

just because the server is less populated doesn't mean that no one will notice. there is a group dedicated toward hunt on dynamis. a ranks stormblood-endwalker people reserve for a rank trains, while nothing is stopping anyone from getting a ranks, its not advised to encourage others to come to dynamis just to take a ranks because you think no one will notice

Haha, I play on Dynamis (Maduin specifically), and yeah it seems like the only time we get Travelers is when someone wants to minimize competition for certain content, like the large amount of people who came flooding in to try and get solo Fall Guys runs. At the rate our data center is filling up, I wouldn't be surprised if Sqaure-Enix bumped us up to "Road to 90" even though we've had Road to 80 activated *to this day* since the data center first went up.

Last week I did a bunch of Hunt achievements and had the same thing happen. So many I found within minutes, but some were literally in the last place there was to look. Since the last video I managed to get a special Fate achievement (Ixion) and *drumroll* I COMPLETED my first ARR relic weapon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭

Great progress Cider keep it up!

As a former Balmunky now taking up residence on Maduin... Yeah, nobody plays here. Sadge.

Note for the Minotaur hunt for anyone that wants to do it solo, when it casts Hex run away, its a proximity spell so the further away you are the less likely you are to get pigged and killed

a ranks are fun because i smacked one for fun in il mheg thinking (and not remembering) that they were as easy as the 'elite' marks you get on the 'go kill this mini boss' bill and it hit me for half my hp on an auto. hunting is fun but it's definitely more doable and more fun in parties 😅 once again, a great job on an enjoyable video! the intro especially was very fun, i love seeing charity dressed up to play various parts lmao

Okay proper comment now - weirdly enough these videos inspire me to actually chip away at the achievements I've been wanting to complete on my main! It just reminds me that for a lot of these, you need to chip away at it a little at a time, and that's alright because progress is good. And sometimes you end up earning achievements you weren't even looking to do! So thanks for that dude. :)

This is inspiring! I might do this while I finish MSQ and take breaks from mount farming

So this is where all my A ranks went at 2 a.m. can't believe I missed you on Halicarnasus.

They organize centurio trains on dynamis for Stormblood A ranks. It's kind of funny if you unwittingly sniped almost an entire train.

Watching this has given me reason to do Achievements in ffxiv. There's so many and its really fun to have a reason to the hundreds of dead content in the game. Have you done any of the Chocobo mario kart stuff?

I have to give credit where credit is due. My friends and I were grinding the bojza relic - the one-time step. We were grinding skirmishes in z3 - but primal was super populated, so the person who needed the stuff for the second one-time step kept getting silver on every skirmish. So I decided to say we should go to the barren wasteland that is probably dynamis. And wouldn't you know it, there was exactly 3 other people there - not grinding z3. We cleared like.... 25 skirmishes extremely quickly because it wasn't long until it was just the 3 of us. A giga chad came in and tried a dual but sadly perished in the process. 1 free revive towards my achievement

this videos are keeping me sane while i hunt for the queen bean title, thank you.

There's something mildly trippy about being a Halicarnassus player doing content on the Crystal data center while watching someone from the Crystal datacenter go to Halicarnassus to steal all the hunt marks.

23:31 This one translates to "Dream Ogre" "The oni yumemi shocks its prey into unconsciousness, and feeds while the victim is lost in dreams. And if that wasn't sufficiently horrific, this mark is rumored to wield powers of freezing ice...” I thought tapirs were the ones who eat dreams? Then again, Darkrai's also all about making its victims fall asleep to eat dreams so...

You should make that your Outro from now on, The Twirking Mino truly is the underground Final Boss of Stormblood. Zenos wishes he had twirked on the WoL.

Oh man, The Hunt is a massive pain! I've only done the "each A rank once" achievements myself, and dread working on S ranks and ESPECIALLY dread that Centurio Tiger and the other hunt mounts... Also yeah Mahisha is wildly more nasty to solo than anyone else in the A ranks. Apparently the Hex chance depends on distance so you can avoid getting turned into a pig if you run REALLY far away, but it's still really wonky. When I ran across him for my achievement I had to have a buddy help out so we'd have more leeway in case someone got pigged and devoured. Since you showed your weekly jumbo cactpot, here's a big recommendation for you when it comes to the cactpot achievements, including the final one you'll need for the High Roller title - any MGP buff applies to the payout from the cactpots, and this increased payout fully applies for your achievement progress! The two most common ways I know of are using Gold Saucer VIP Cards (I got a bunch from my Grand Company's Adventurer Squadron missions), or if you're in an FC you can turn on a buff that does the same thing as the VIP card. If you activate either of those you can get an extra 15% MGP, on top of the Early Bird bonus you get from being there within 1 hour after the cactpot results are announced. It's still gonna take forever (took me about 2 years because my luck is bad) but trust me that buff is a godsend!

I would like to encourage you to continue with these videos, hon. Between burnout, and my own "mad because smol" (child) that arrived around Shadowbringers, my drive and interest in the game has been waning. This is sparking my motivation to play again. Keep going!

22:00 4kids dub version would be something more along the lines Steve Scorpini with a random Italian mafia accent

I respect the dedication. That glam is fantastic!

23:12 Yurei means "ghost" but funa yurei means "boat spirit" (a type of onryō, which means "vengeful ghost or spirit" ) even though funa apparently means "carp"?

Another great video Cider. You mad lad.

ultimate footage for heist start. love it

I'm so glad someone else knows that amazing PVP revolver.

Oh? I was fully expecting "Ok, the gloves are off" moment to be the fake class of blue.

21:13 It was more along the lines of Metal Gear than Power Rangers

You can, if you want, use Centurio Seals to get some emotes. There are two you can get from buying some books for Centurio Seals. They are Mythic Clan Mark Log and Veteran's Clan Mark. I cannot remember the number of books (I think it's 5 or 6) and you can exchange them in Rhalgar's Reach for emotes. The books are about 500 seals a pop.

The hunt is, long term, a much larger commitment 😅 5000 S Ranks for Ultimate Thrillseeker is still a very long way away for me

Lets GOOOOOO We love Hunts (im we) Like 170 away from 5k S Ranks and 750 for 10k A Ranks. Primal hunts are really freakin neat and we have morals compared to Crystal and Aether where we actually wait and will try to reset S Ranks if things are early pulled. Met so many neat people doing hunts and stuff is always active and informative. If you see a Moga Bylestir, that is me and I apologize for all the weird shit we say and do on Primal. Lamp, Farlemald, cursed stuff, etc.

love the WAH for the achievemnt sound xD

i still have to finish the moogle tribe..... that hurts but another video of you pushing on gives me motivation to carry on myself

Gotta say, this new series of yours is making me want to get back into FF14(especially as I've yet to complete all of the post-release Endwalker content). Sadly, I won't be able to until March; hopefully that desire is still there when that month rolls around.

That was a great Video again !

"It will never twerk again. Its guilty cheeks have got no rhythm." lmfao

And so it was that Cider Spider entered a comatose state for ~60 hours. :P

Little note: they powered up A ranks in stormblood so they survive a little longer during trains. That’s why they take awhile.

OH for anyone interested in the achievement hell grind, in relation to retainers, sending them out for materials that drop from low level ARR monsters is huge for the "Craft 1000/2000/3000 level x1-x0 items as this crafter" achievements which gives some sick titles like "Of The Golden Needle, Of The Golden Hide" etc. Raptor skins are one of the better ones for leatherworker and it isn't easy to farm, nor is it tied to an achievement like the gathering versions. There are a few others but that is the only one that comes to mind, but you need legit THOUSANDS of those skins for the 3k crafting achievements

i always do my weekly hunt boards at each major city, i only do the elite hunts so im only looking for 5 dudes once a week. you gotta kill 1000 B ranks total eventually, and doin it this way gets you 25k gil every week and infinite free teleports. youll find some A ranks along the way, youll make a mental note of spawn locations and you can swing by and check em any time youre in the area doin anything for an extra hunt kill. no reason to grind out 1000 kills in a week when you already know leve quests are gonna take 7 years.

Great video, Cider.

Can't believe he missed a chance to say "Erle had to die"

"Most Dynamis players have to DC travel just to do standard content just because it takes so long for their parties to fill" I can confirm. I've been in queue half an hour for a leveling roulette. I haven't done my dailies or weeklies since transferring, and it has really impacted my enjoyment of the game. Legit, do not recommend moving to Dynamis unless it's for 1) Housing or 2) You REALLY want that Road to 80 buff at _any_ cost.

Oh shit, i just got Soldier of fortune too while having this on the background doing a hunt train. Nice

You absolute bamboozler and thief. Why if I were to see you on Dynamis, I'd go straight up to you and give you a piece of my mind... and a headpat and a cookie as all fellow Lalafell deserve. I should've done so at Lunarcon when I had the chance.

The guilty cheeks twirking with the beat was HILARIOUS!!!🤣🤣🤣

didnt realize you were on my data center, cool!

I laughed, I cried.. I watched.. Thanks for the giggles.

Best of luck for the achievement "Castle in the Sky". Very nice videos through.

Guilty cheeks have got no rhythm I almost died laughing so hard. You truly are on another level!

Your complaining about the HW areas are all things I've said and groaned about. xD Your videos are entertaining as hell. Thank you for your top tier quality content.

Eagerly awaiting the next mad because smol :3

I never knew what I had till I saw someone who didn't have it. I play on chaos (sagi) and there some wonderful volunteers organise hunt trains on regular basis. here they have someone scout ahead for all hunts that have spawned (usually grouped for one expansion, hw trains, sb trains, ect.), plans a route, and then invites everyone to join up. I have a linkshell that lets me know if one is about to start and then I can just join. they happen close to daily. multiple times even sometimes. I've been rapidly gaining hunt achievements since getting that shell. super easy though I have yet to see an arr train. so I guess I will have to do that one myself 😅

Fun fact, WAR does actually have shields. Shake It Off gives a 15% max hp shield :)

I was always a bigger fan of the goblin Ratfinx Twinkledinks, myself (Alexander - The Fist of the Son). Although, you best not underestimate Lamebrix Strikebocks (Alexander - The Breath of the Creator), as he has the unmitigated gall to somehow "survive" our encounter with him, and turn up as a Notorious Monster In Eureka Pyros. XD Goblin nonsense aside, there are plenty of nice things you can do with all that hunt currency you're getting. There are exclusive minions, orchestrion rolls, chocobo barding, and even emotes that you can buy with them, as well as a mount, the Wyvern. You'll need to look into getting the "Mark Logs" for some of those. All of that aside, once you get all the nice goodies that you want, my favourite go-to for spending Allied Seals and Centurio Seals has got to be the Aetherite Tickets. Good ol' free teleports. Haven't paid for a single one in several years at this point. Which is really handy when you end up teleporting all over creation for whatever strikes your fancy. ;)

I love the use of the cursed Viera voice.

The "Yumemi" - "You made me" bit made me groan IRL.

"Featuring Jorn Lande and Michael Kiske." Best reference *ever*

the sound effect when they die is perfect

refreshing series, i really like it 👍

16:30 -- Mahaisha VS Charity 9heart... The 10 part series continues! Man VS Beast!!!!