The Scariest Story in the Universe - Old Man Reads Creepypastas 

I watched this video for 20 minutes and 16 seconds and gave it a hyper-realistic "like"

I'm a manager at a GS. If someone came into my store and asked me "what's with the oppressive atmosphere?" I'd tell them "Welcome to GameStop."

At 4 minutes and 28 seconds I was so scared that my bowels started evacuating from every single orifice at once for 5.853 seconds. I said: "whoa, that was spooky" and was disgusted by the hyper-realistic mess I made. Then I forgot all about it and continued watching the video.

I'm tempted to write a creepypasta where Old Man escapes into the real world thru a Goodtimes dvd [with hyper-realistic bleeding eyes] and eats all my food and then gets me all wet and tosses me into the dump.

"this game is cursed! we bought it from a ghost." this line really got me thinking about how that scenario went down. i want to read that story.

I didn't know that Wabuu wrote creepy pastas. That explains why he kept dropping things with his raccoon hands and his drinking problem.

The sad thing? I didn't even realize this was an april fools day joke. This sounds almost indistinguishable from most bad creepy pastas.

If you think this is just a generic comment, you’re wrong. This is an awesome comment and way better than those other comments.

that Game Stop was cursed with flickering lights and had an "oppressing" atmosphere because it was built where a Hot Topic used to be

I'm still miserable with a chest cold, so having Old Man read me such a scary story while I'm stuck in bed really helped make me feel a bit better! Well, for at least *30 seconds*

I should buy a stopwatch so I can know precisely how long I cry when the game has the same dumpsters I have.

An April fools video that's actually entertaining? That's rare

I was so happy to see this that I smiled for about 5 minutes and 38 seconds.

This story had me scared beyond rational thought!!

Gosh Phelous, how could you share something this terrifying on your channel? I almost dropped my laptop to the ground hyper-realistically, and it took me twelve minutes and eighty seven seconds to type this comment because I was so scared.

This was the best Christmas ever

Even if it is an April Fool's video, I still love to see Old Man read those Creepy Spaghetti stories. That's what they're called, right? Creepy Lasagna??

This was a brilliant satire on creepy pasta stories. It had almost everything annoying and frustrating in bad creepy pasta stories, to the point it seems designed to piss off the people who don't get it or make those who do laugh out loud. The old man voice helps as well

The whole time I was listening I was like "...this has to be a parody." Because I completely forgot what day it was.

I normally hate April Fool's, but this was hilarious! Well done. :-)

*THIS IS TRULY A BLESSED DAY TO BE ALIVE*

Why did he pick the game up out of the puddle? It got wet, so that means its completely useless now!

This story terrified me beyond rational thought. That wasn't normal! I picked up a like but immediately dropped it again, increasing the total by 1.

I was trying to write a comment, but immediately dropped my keyboard on the ground. This video must be cursed!

I definitely needed Wordsworth for this one.

When phelan - I mean, the completely unknown author of this 'ere creepypasta - thought they were cursed because a game wasn't playing, on a tv that they hadn't turned on. I cried laughing for 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

It was a day where I didn't know what the sky looked like because I wasn't paying attention. I saw that Phelous had uploaded a Old Man reads Crepe Pasta video. I screamed in fear when I noticed that the upload date was April 1 and dropped my iPad to the ground. I picked it up again and decided it might be reel after all. Googling the title of the creepypaste, I noticed the only story online with that title was not a creepypesto, but actualy a thing on Wattpad, and taking a cursory glance at the first sentence, I quickly realised this wsa not the same story as what the Old Man was reading! I was so scared out of my mind that I dropped my iPad to the ground and yelled "Damn you April Fools day!" to the sky. "If you keep shouting, you can go away" said Dave. "Is this an April Fools?" I said. "Maybe, but I'm going to get lunch" Dave said as he left to not be here anymore. Suddenly, I realised that I don't know anyone named Dave. I was so scared, I dropped my iPad to thr ground! If I don't know anyone named Dave, who was in my house just now? But I decided to watch the video anywya. It was ok. Like one would expect, it had normal parody of creepasta elements like people saying they said things and things being discrybed as "Hyper Realistic", but then, after fourteen minutes and twenty-two seconds, the Old Man red a bit about there being a sighn in the game that said "Beware of Dog". I was so scared I dropped my iPad to thr geound! This creepypasta knew me! How did it know I have a phobia of Dogs? My iPad was ok, but I decided to swithc to watching the video on my laptop because it has a bigger screen. Getting to the RU-vid page on my aptop toook two mnutes and seven seconds. I looked outside and was so scary I dropped my laptop to the ground. Whatever the sky had been like before, it had now started to rain! "Damn you sky!" I shouted. My neck's door neighbour's daughter came over and kcicked me in the shin and said to stop yelling at stuff. I was so injured by being kicked in the shin tht I stumbled forward and broke my favourite coffee mug which I had left on the floor by mistake! "Damn you next door neighbour's daughter!" I yelled at the sky. I finished washing the RU-vid video, which took five minutes and fifty-three seconds. I vowed never to get out of bed on April Fools day again.

Hey Phelous, you should totally do a collaboration with Old Man in one of your reviews. You two totally have hyper-realistic chemistry.

This video was so scary I dropped my PC to the ground. You owe me a new PC Old Man.

Truly this was the scary in the universe. I'm not just saying this because Wabuu is standing behind me with an axe.

2 minutes in...“It was a beautiful day outside“ Ok, thats enough to make me shiver, I believe you.

Beauty And The Beast 2017 was on last night and I was making fun of it by using the Old Man voice while referencing your reviews.

genuinely sad we havent had an old man video since 2019, honestly this is one of the youtube series I rewatch the most, so sad that there is so little of it, come on Phelan, old man isn't "completely useless" just yet lol

Do creepypasta protagonists just carry stopwatches around with them or what?

Dave needs to get a new friend.

It's scary how good you are at writing creepypasta, lol.

"A woman gave me a strange look, would she have known about the curse?" "yeah, the curse of your presence"

PHELOUS YOU IS THE POPE OF FOOLS! Anyway, joking aside, thank you for the gift of another Old Man video. I know it's not easy and as a fan I want you to know I really appreciate it.

This story would get a high praise on Creepypasta.

It normally takes a second for Steam to open but today it took 2 seconds! I'm cursed!

I knew it was written by phelous when it was revealed the game was Scilent Hill.

This creepy pasta took 20 minutes and 15 seconds of my life.

"The curse of your presence", you earned a like my friend

This is gonna be the most terrifying April fool's joke

"New game" wasn't proposed in the menu. I throw my couch to the ground during 5 minutes and 76 seconds.

Guys. I just figured something out. This isnt an old man at all. I think it's just Phelous doing a different voice!

"This Scary got wet , it's completely useless now, HEEEEEEEEEEEE"

great satire. i'm surprised you managed to get so much mileage out of the dropping and time jokes. i was waiting for them to wear thin, and then the video ended.

The real prank is while Old Man is reading this story to you, Wabuu is lining up his kill shot behind you. APRIL FOOLS!

When I watched this video an ad for QDOBA played for exactly 30 seconds. I immediately dropped my phone and yelled “what!? How did it know I went to QDOBA yesterday! Then, because I was still at QDOBA, they asked me to stop yelling and leave.

This sure was some scary stuff! Whoever wrote this should write more, so that Old Man won't be retired and useless anytime soon!

I have to admit, it took me embarrassing long to get it 😅 well done sir, well done 😂😂

The fact that that cursed disk was still intact after being dropped to the ground 5.87 times terrified me beyond rational thought!

Can't wait for the next one! I would love it if Old Man did more creepypasta/trollpastas like this.

This story scared me to death. My ghost is commenting.

This was great. Enjoyed it a lot!

Threw It On The Ground, Creepypasta Edition.

I tried to watch this, but then immediately dropped my mouse again before I could click on it.

The 2 minutes and 67 seconds though.

Did not watch video because I did not want to see the scariest story in the world. Unless it’s HYPER realistic, then I will watch it

Holy crap I just realized "Old Man Yells at Cloud" from the Simpsons perfectly fits Old man!

It doesn't even feel like April fools joke. I could do with this every day. Creepy pastas are the kind of bs that could really use this kind of interpretation.

Announces that his story isn't another lame video game story.. and proceeds to do just that. I'm starting to think those video game ratings are meant to prevent underage kids from not only playing them but from writing crappy creepypastas. And I'm not convinced this is a April's joke, there's got to be a creepypasta story somewhere out there that is EXACTLY like this or Phelous accurately predicted the next Old Man reads episode.

Yay, old man returns! This story was so scary I dropped my "Palystation" controller and it smashed the Like button on RU-vid! I cried for 21.5 seconds before I could come back and finish the video!

I work a repetitive warehouse job where we can listen to headphones, and I've been listening to all six of these Old Man Reads Creepypa over and over for the last few days. My coworkers must think I'm on drugs, for all the times I abruptly burst out laughing. We really need more of these. I'd die to hear Old Man's take on "the Supermarket Monster" or the many spinoffs of Jeff the Killer.

You rock, Phelan. Thanks for the Pasta covered by Old Man. You know it's gonna be good when the regular story sounds like someone taking the "p*ss" out of said story except it's qaulity is better than most Creepy Pastas. Basically tells us Phelan does intentionally bad stories better than people trying to write a sincere, good story.

I dont know which character i loved more between wabuu and old mann 😂

I went to go click the like button but immediately dropped my mouse, and went to go pick it up which took 4 minuets and 38 seconds. Then finally clicked the like button.

A Old Man reads creepypasta!! And I didn't need to wait for Halloween for it!? Today's a good day.

Playsatin™ = Playsatan the mark of evil

Yesss. Old man is back! With a VENGENCE!

Your hatred of creepypastas is equaled only by your love of Silent Hill and it's beautiful to behold, Phelous

“The old man said that the rest of his family had recently died in a fire, welcome to game stop.”

Terrifying! Shame on you, Phelan, for putting something this scary on RU-vid without a trigger warning at the front of the video!

* shakes fist in air * Damn you Wabuu! Btw awesome video

This guy is a real butter fingers.

Now this was a good parody of a creepypasta... unlike the Super Mario I hate you which was just another creepypasta the author tried to claim was a joke. You don't make a parody by just making the thing. XD

Man, Phelous, you really need to do more of these. These are just too good.

That video was so funny I laughed and laughed for up to 25.27543 seconds!

I immediately dropped everything I was doing to watch this video. After about 19 minutes and 53 seconds of watching, I immediately dropped a like on the video. I immediately dropped my browser down to the comment section and started typing this hyper-realistic comment for 1 minute and 73 seconds. And when I saw the upload date, I immediately dropped my laptop. Now it's completely useless, and it's all because of your curse, Phelous. I hope you're ready for a hyper-realistic demon lawsuit. ...Perhaps I got carried away.

Thank you so much for this !!! I needed a pick me up at work and decided to listen to this while working. Had to pause a few times to keep myself from bursting out in laughter. :)

Old man should have his own channel , I could watch old man reads the dictionary and still laugh my ass off the entire time he's on. Keep the awesome content coming , don't fail us get it get it hahaha

"Dave's not here, man" Me: *Immediately drops blunt

4:42 - Yeah Old Man, not like YOU never cursed the Sky before or anything, maybe you forgot because you got wet from the rain? Making your memory completely useless!

The narrator just arrived in london via a portal of evil because of the kids with knives

I really enjoy these more than I should. Always glad to see a new one!

Well thanks a lot, Phelous. I'd just gotten over insomnia 2 minutes 21632 seconds ago and and now I'll be afraid of the nightmares for years to come.

I was so worried this was an April fools joke......EEEEEEHHHHHHHH!

I wouldve commented sooner about the hilarity of this story but i kept dropping my phone on the ground.

I love when people make April Fools Day things that are... y'know... actually funny. And Phelous, yours is up there with... uh... that one video I probably forgot.

I just love how this guy counts out time for no reason and has 50 creepypasta experience and aprently everyone test him

I started this video and it immediately dropped to the ground. It must be a curse!

So Wabuu thinks the sky is soooooooooooo stuuuupid? The best horror story for children's durable education fun. Phelous' video has filled me with infinite pleasure.

I picked up this video and immediately dropped a like on it!

Will watch this later tonight. I am glad you did another old man vid. Its a shame with the ammount of effort you put into these vids they dony draw the kind of views they deserve. Thank you and happy april fools.

The best April fools vid so far

I'm sure someone's already said this, but considering all the experience Old Man has had with these Creepypastas, he could write his own, and make a video of that! I'm sure it'd get *tons* of views!

Great video. I laughed loadly for longest 1 minute and 25 seconds of my life.

I honestly can't pay attention to the story all because of Phelous' funny Old Man voice.

I love this. I hope you’ll make more nonsense like this in the future!