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Комментарии : 6 тыс.   
@flowerwishes9936
@flowerwishes9936 2 года назад
"The baby doesn't look like me." You're correct because all babies resemble potatoes so your argument doesn't stand up.
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 2 года назад
What do baby potatoes resemble then?
@carmelle4ever
@carmelle4ever 2 года назад
@@AirLight1646 munchkins
@harrisonpeterson3733
@harrisonpeterson3733 2 года назад
@Flower Wishes I find your argument offensive. I was born as a bug-eyed baby lizard, according to my mom! :)
@MsKJackson831
@MsKJackson831 2 года назад
@@AirLight1646 Tots
@BarnacleBoy42069
@BarnacleBoy42069 2 года назад
"Mr. Potato, you ...... ARE THE FATHER!" Mr potato: *my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*
@LunickMcFloogen
@LunickMcFloogen 2 года назад
As someone who has been in the audience for approx 15+ episodes & kept going back throughout college for shits & giggles, I can confirm that the producers definitely tell us when & how to react during key moments of each family’s stories. The more dramatic you react, the greater chance you’ll be shown reacting on TV, and since obviously we want to be on TV, many of us do our best job going over the top. Now consider that being on the show cost us literally nothing (they provide a free shuttle bus to Connecticut from Midtown NYC), this was an easy & entertaining way for anyone to be part of trash TV at the expense of a weekday morning. Good times.
@haleymist09
@haleymist09 2 года назад
I was looking for someone who's been in the audience! Thanks for sharing. It actually does look like a lot of fun.
@LunickMcFloogen
@LunickMcFloogen 2 года назад
@@CatPawLover Yessir! The sign up form is still on their website for season 23. Keep in mind that once you show up for an airing, they will constantly contact you to participate in future airings. Emails & calls. This is how they got me to come back for several episodes AND an ancestry DNA test special where we were all individually filmed with our results (only a few of us were shown on TV that time tho). Last I’ve participated was 2016 so the process may have changed after covid. Have fun!!
@EmptySoulEm
@EmptySoulEm 2 года назад
@The Spatza bro who the hell talked about God? Honestly don't hate on religion. People believe in stuff cause it helps them mentally. I'm not Christian but I still think it's wrong to force people's belief on others. Ur just as bad as the Christians who force their religion on others. Just don't do it no matter what religion/non religion u believe in
@EmptySoulEm
@EmptySoulEm 2 года назад
@@aduckofsomesort oh lol
@seamusmckeon9109
@seamusmckeon9109 2 года назад
@The Spatza Really? We all know Maury is the immortal all knowing god. Smh my head
@princess_ama
@princess_ama 2 года назад
I remember an episode of Maury where a 13-year-old pregnant girl came on the show, and the audience booed her as she came on stage. I felt bad because she actually seemed really worried about her situation and it didn’t help that she was being treated like that. It isn’t ideal that a 13-year-old is pregnant, but what’s done is done.
@Crimson_Knight004
@Crimson_Knight004 2 года назад
That’s honestly heartbreaking.
@queencleopatra007
@queencleopatra007 2 года назад
They should've boo'd her family for putting her through all that
@everythingslayer_888
@everythingslayer_888 2 года назад
She had a choice. Edit: to clarify, I’m merely saying that by CHOOSING to sleep with someone, she technically had a choice. But if I was rape then she didn’t consent.
@queencleopatra007
@queencleopatra007 2 года назад
@@everythingslayer_888 a 13 year old doesn't have the agency to decide if she goes on tv or not. That's a decision her parents made for her.
@Crimson_Knight004
@Crimson_Knight004 2 года назад
@@everythingslayer_888 In what world does the 13 year old child have a choice???
@quakywacky8048
@quakywacky8048 2 года назад
The fact that this show has the line "You remember when we went to see Transformers 2?" said with full sincerity makes me believe that this is actually the best talk show.
@sliverthecardboard5514
@sliverthecardboard5514 Год назад
Transformers robots in disguise
@ona512
@ona512 Год назад
the most real line in 30 years of the show
@Observette
@Observette 2 года назад
“Do they have a sign that tells them when to boo?” Yes Jarvis. Yes they do.
@Tw0Dots
@Tw0Dots 2 года назад
Wait, was that a joke…I cant tell lol Does he not know about the signs
@tiktokcompilations2267
@tiktokcompilations2267 2 года назад
@@Tw0Dots they really do have a sign lol
@SoapCkat
@SoapCkat 2 года назад
Well they do the reactions before the show and add them
@djangomarkov7948
@djangomarkov7948 2 года назад
@@SoapCkat They do that now with shows but not maury/springer type shows as evident by the fighting and flashing the crowd participates in
@Kevsux
@Kevsux 2 года назад
its not really a sign, its like a producer or someone off to the side that tells you how to react
@eleanor8684
@eleanor8684 2 года назад
Has anyone see that clip where the dad says that the baby can’t be his because he’s too short even though he’s a LITERAL BABY.
@pumpkin6192
@pumpkin6192 2 года назад
I can't believe that Moron got laid and/or Married
@maryk7262
@maryk7262 2 года назад
If the baby didn't come out 6 feet tall, I got some bad news
@Emu19
@Emu19 2 года назад
HAHAHA. That is some terrible scripting but omg, the stupidity sometimes is ALMOST funny
@gummysnacksandknives9229
@gummysnacksandknives9229 2 года назад
What the fuck??? That's hilarious
@DaveMiller6042
@DaveMiller6042 2 года назад
@@pumpkin6192 life is unfair
@itsitzybee
@itsitzybee 2 года назад
Jarvis having to confirm that he is NOT an absent father is so funny 💀
@Sirbirbob
@Sirbirbob 7 месяцев назад
hi
@stinklordbonk8253
@stinklordbonk8253 7 месяцев назад
@@Sirbirbobhi
@fredypog
@fredypog 7 месяцев назад
@@stinklordbonk8253hi
@YourJapanic
@YourJapanic 7 месяцев назад
I mean you never know
@daviedukes1226
@daviedukes1226 4 месяца назад
hows it funny that jarvis' first child died under mysterious circumstances?
@VeggieGirl07
@VeggieGirl07 2 года назад
Being a 9th grader learning about recessive and dominant traits has taught me that anyone with a 9th grade education knows that not looking like the father doesn't mean that that's not the father lol
@ona512
@ona512 Год назад
we aren't fruit flies, maury
@zubetp
@zubetp Год назад
agreed! that being said, don't tell people online how old you are yet, creeps be creepin.
@wrightcember
@wrightcember 11 месяцев назад
right! me and my brother look NOTHING like our parents or even each other! we have had friends who we didnt know were also friends with the other one of us because they never made the connection we were related because of how different we are lol
@MEDSZ13.08
@MEDSZ13.08 7 месяцев назад
@@zubetphow would they find them..??
@lee2791
@lee2791 7 месяцев назад
@@MEDSZ13.08IP address and probably more nefarious things. creeps do be creepin
@sharkey4189
@sharkey4189 2 года назад
The camera quality hasn't changed for 30 years as well
@redblackroses23
@redblackroses23 2 года назад
That's part of the magic ✨
@lauratroy13
@lauratroy13 2 года назад
Neither the editing
@ExteriorsDoneRight
@ExteriorsDoneRight 2 года назад
Maury cameramen are some track and field all stars though, they'll chase a lying broad all through the studio, parking lot, down the street 😂😂😂
@sagewilliams
@sagewilliams 2 года назад
why buy new cameras 🤷🏾‍♂️
@spongy7426
@spongy7426 2 года назад
They have internet in the Village?
@miab.5648
@miab.5648 2 года назад
Maury: You are NOT the father! Guy:🕺 Woman:🏃‍♀️💨 Cameraman:📹🏃‍♂️💨
@frogsandvlogs
@frogsandvlogs 2 года назад
Maury: 🙎🏼
@everfluctuating
@everfluctuating 2 года назад
im dead 💀💀💀
@swirlingstars_3339
@swirlingstars_3339 2 года назад
The audience: 😮👏
@Marta_OuO
@Marta_OuO 2 года назад
Yoo Why did it made me laught so much?
@couchpotato4928
@couchpotato4928 2 года назад
@SerpentOz it's a shame Maury doesn't have a show where people can take a test to find out who asked
@g2.a6
@g2.a6 Год назад
Idk why but "his design is updated" made me tear up with laughter. Like Maury isn't a real human but a hologram or something.
@Sailormac2
@Sailormac2 4 месяца назад
Can we prove he’s NOT a hologram? DO WE HAVE DNA ON MAURY???
@kaitlin9288
@kaitlin9288 3 месяца назад
​@@Sailormac2WHERE'S THE MANILLA ENVELOPE WE NEED MAURY'S DNA RESULTS
@katy4523
@katy4523 2 года назад
I used to watch Maury with my college roommates and once there was this really sweet and beautiful story. This woman never knew who her dad was and her mom was dying and told her who it was. And she was definitely close to 30. And Maury asked if he wanted to be her father and the man said he would be there for her like a father no matter what the results. And he was the father!! It was a sweet reunion. Everyone was crying. But you're right. It's mostly trash haha
@Chillaxes
@Chillaxes 2 года назад
I liked the one where the man wasn't the father , the other man was the father but didnt want them, and man 1 said he didnt care. And the one with a trans women coming out and the guy saying he didnt care. Those were sweet ish
@bakedbaker9882
@bakedbaker9882 Год назад
Those moments are like gold nuggets buried in an ocean of poo
@ona512
@ona512 Год назад
a broken clock is wholesome twice a day or something like that.
@jojol.2630
@jojol.2630 2 года назад
Man I cannot STAND the “the baby doesn’t look like me!” Argument. First of all, babies don’t look like anyone, second of all *uuugh*
@Naharu.
@Naharu. 2 года назад
Besides skin colour and genitals, almost all babies look exactly the same up to a point.
@souppastes5519
@souppastes5519 2 года назад
I HATE that argument so much! I’m like “the babies are LITERALLY A DAY OLD???”
@13DeathWolf
@13DeathWolf 2 года назад
oh come on, that's not true, all babies look like Winston Churchill
@alexbenavidez4500
@alexbenavidez4500 2 года назад
Babies look like a squishy alien potato. I don't even know how people find it cute to begin with
@livispuzzled
@livispuzzled 2 года назад
@@13DeathWolf omg is winston churchill the father??
@Sitcomabed
@Sitcomabed 2 года назад
maury literally can not die his soul is bound to the show forever now😭
@dr.alphys
@dr.alphys 2 года назад
it’s true I’m maury please help
@bootyclap69k
@bootyclap69k 2 года назад
@@dr.alphys no
@darksentinel082
@darksentinel082 2 года назад
each episode is a horcrux
@Sitcomabed
@Sitcomabed 2 года назад
He needs to defeat a final boss to be free
@deadbeatangel
@deadbeatangel 2 года назад
REKI, I LOVE YOUR PFP :0
@SarahOConnor-vi3ue
@SarahOConnor-vi3ue 2 года назад
Kid: mom i want a paternity test!! Mom: no, we have a paternity test at home the paternity test at home: *two german shepards standing at the front door"
@rachelcookie321
@rachelcookie321 2 года назад
What?
@frog_goblin
@frog_goblin 2 года назад
@@rachelcookie321 reference to 23:12
@Vi_Vi_1
@Vi_Vi_1 2 года назад
LMAO
@cupriferouscatalyst3708
@cupriferouscatalyst3708 11 месяцев назад
This actually made me laugh audibly
@roxienatura
@roxienatura 11 месяцев назад
Lmao!
@stellarae8257
@stellarae8257 Год назад
nah the first girl was right. she's saying she literally does all the work for their kids and that he treats her so poorly she should leave but just cant somehow. legit abuse probably going on. so weird to agree with the father in that she was being "too much" or whatever. i hope she left his ass regardless
@stop--
@stop-- 9 месяцев назад
I know this comment is old but THANK YOU. Didn't set right with me. Really affirmed the already obvious truth that being annoying as a woman is the same as being evil as a man.
@mastermarkus5307
@mastermarkus5307 3 месяца назад
I didn't get the impression that Jarvis really _disagreed_ with her, beyond the idea of someone yelling "I'm the best thing that ever happened to him" sounding very self-centred. Regardless, I think that if the clips are emblematic of all the info actually in the episode, it feels like all the attention was on the cheating accusations and not on Shavon's relationship with DJ, like that simply didn't get explored enough. She accused him of not taking care of the kids enough and there was the weird thing she said about "not being able to leave him" (which sounds like some deeper emotional/mental health issue) but this gets sidetracked because it's just two of the many things she says and we don't hear DJ respond to them.
@NotDaveGahan
@NotDaveGahan Месяц назад
I recently read an AITA post on Reddit about how a guy asked his wife for a paternity test not because he thought she cheated, but because he couldn’t keep deflecting his wife’s questions on why he doesn’t help with their new born. She saw right through him and left his ass after the paternity test (he was the bio father ofc). Dude could not understand why she wanted to leave, he even forced her to listen the podcasts he listens to rationalize this behavior omg. Men like that don’t want to be proper fathers, they just want a “legacy” and leave the hard work to women. I hope this woman saw the light too and left his ass.
@b3An404
@b3An404 2 года назад
What's the worst is when the dad doesn't wanna be a dad and is like adamant that the kid isn't his and then it turns out to be and he makes a big show of being angry and upset that he's officially a dad. Like imagine how those kids grew up? Like...imagine having video evidence of your bio dad saying he doesn't want anything to do with you. Even worse is sometimes the kids are like....not babies. Sometimes they are old enough to remember everything. Which is so fucked
@God-xr4yu
@God-xr4yu 2 года назад
Sometimes you have to wonder what happens after the show. Does the father then have financial problems as of result of the kid and that he might be fired from his job because he was humiliated on live television? Does he blame the kid for his problems and takes it out on him via abuse? It’s weird how the show skips over the consequences that happen as a result of the show.
@tiajoseph7309
@tiajoseph7309 2 года назад
And this is sadly why a lot of people don't care that much about Father's Day. Because of degenerate dads like these.
@gracehaven5459
@gracehaven5459 2 года назад
An acquaintance of mine was on the show, it is 100-percent scripted so I wouldn't worry about it
@Moony1568
@Moony1568 2 года назад
@@God-xr4yu It’s a good thing it’s all fake and for show.
@God-xr4yu
@God-xr4yu 2 года назад
@@Moony1568 Oh, I know it is. But some people might not know/believe that.
@chaospractitioner4435
@chaospractitioner4435 2 года назад
I'm 90% convinced all daytime television is being watched solely by stay at home moms and college students. Some of my friends spend hours watching this stuff, and then hours more telling others about it.
@EhnohnimusDust
@EhnohnimusDust 2 года назад
Unsupervised kids consume this content. Didn’t have cable as a kid so this was my after school programming as well as a lot of my friends. Watched regularly from the time I was 7 until I was like 14. Most Moms taking care of children full time at home and college students don’t have time to watch tv hahaa
@meghanreeves3866
@meghanreeves3866 2 года назад
When I was an elementary kid I watched this all day when I stayed home from school. I knew it was half way through my day off at the end of price is right!!
@BrightEyes8390
@BrightEyes8390 2 года назад
I watched it before I had a kid. Now I won’t around my kid. And my kid is always around me. 😂
@ameera.abubakr
@ameera.abubakr 2 года назад
@The Spatza bro stop
@Chandasouk
@Chandasouk 2 года назад
I used to catch this when I was in college during the hours between classes lol
@cambiata
@cambiata Год назад
I once tried to get on Judge Judy, so I have an answer to your question of why you would use a program like this to "solve your problem": It's because all three of the "beefing" people on the show get an appearance fee just for showing up, and they probably get more if the episode they were in actually airs on TV. So probably none of those people actually hate each other, they're putting on a show for Maury.
@Jadae
@Jadae Год назад
It doesn't matter how legit it is. The slots these shows typically fill are within the congress-signed mandate from the late 90s. That mandate requires a certain percent of educational shows during that time, because those slots were previously cartoon heavy. This all began with Mr. Rogers, and snowballed into education vs cartoon issues in the 1990s. What matters is: the show has to have educational moments, and of course, people will view it $. Now, there is Paternity Court.
@vivalanina
@vivalanina Год назад
Even thought I was the result of an unwanted pregnancy (19 yr old going through college, nice woman who left me letters) I consider myself so lucky that I had a whole board of people at an adoption agency who reviewed and deemed healthy a few sets of families for my bio mom to pick from, that all wanted me in their life. Imagine having people in life applying to have you in their family and provide for you promising to love you no matter who you are, where you come from, and before you exist. My parents waited years for the beeper, that was me to go off.
@zubetp
@zubetp Год назад
beautiful! you were chosen and sought out. it's a lot of effort and money to adopt, too, and you were worth it.
@yaboicolleen
@yaboicolleen 8 месяцев назад
that's so sweet
@Classicallyfreya
@Classicallyfreya 2 года назад
We had something similar to this in the UK called “The Jeremy Kyle Show” and it got cancelled after one of the guests committed suicide. These shows are a plague on society
@tararivera5411
@tararivera5411 2 года назад
That show actually played in the US up until recently… it may even still air. I’m not sure because I don’t watch it. I tried but it was stupid
@MicheallikeMJ
@MicheallikeMJ 2 года назад
Its British though so its classy.
@starrnamu
@starrnamu 2 года назад
@@MicheallikeMJ my dog's arse is classier than the jeremy kyle show
@insertcoolname2526
@insertcoolname2526 2 года назад
@@starrnamu LMAO
@swirlybun9616
@swirlybun9616 2 года назад
One episode where they were trying to see if the girl stole her grandpa‘s watch… I feel like a lie detector test wasn’t the way to go about it. Even if she did, the humiliation part wasn’t necessary.
@icewallowkids6628
@icewallowkids6628 2 года назад
"you ARE the father" the deadbeat dad: "damn i guess i have to become a loving father and get my life together"
@Steampunkfox143
@Steampunkfox143 2 года назад
@The Spatza Sir this is Wendy's
@yesimsureienteredmynamecorrect
@yesimsureienteredmynamecorrect 2 года назад
@The Spatza ok grandpa its time for bed now sweetie
@cia4843
@cia4843 2 года назад
@The Spatza ok redditor
@kritztalkreviews1437
@kritztalkreviews1437 2 года назад
Y'all with these responses I can't 😂
@redrk9731
@redrk9731 2 года назад
@The Spatza you really want attention huh?
@thanospatrick9093
@thanospatrick9093 Год назад
For the first girl, I can get why she was super pissed about being accused of sleeping with his cousin. If I was accused by my wife/girlfriend that I got her cousin pregnant and nothing i said convinced her, I would be pissed off as well
@christinedemarco8996
@christinedemarco8996 2 года назад
It wasn’t always just paternity drama. I remember there were a few episodes of Maury when I was younger where they would have a runway set up and have women walk down it (usually in a swimsuit or something revealing). After they were done it was the audiences job to guess wether or not the woman had been born male or female. Maury would give the big reveal usually to screams and grossed out faces from the audience. Even as a kid I felt really sad for these women, and didn’t understand why it even mattered. My sister loved watching this show after school and I just wanted to watch Spongebob to be honest.
@frog_goblin
@frog_goblin 2 года назад
god that is so transphobic and dehumanizing. i cant imagine why those poor women agreed to it except maybe if they offered them a ridiculous amount of pay for it. not that public television has gotten much more inclusive of trans people, but rewatching old television really highlights just how often trans people were seen as a joke or a gross-out moment. it’s awful.
@Caldella
@Caldella 2 года назад
I remember seeing those episodes and, even when I was too young to really understand, I could feel it was really wrong. Just pure exploitation. The production would make sure the guys in the audience were the loudest people shouting guesses. The trans people were gawked at, and it was treated like a straight guy finding one hot was hilariously disgusting. The show would drum one audience member to be 'convinced' one of the cis women was born male and have him loudly call her a man all the way until the 'reveal' of the truth. Everyone was treated rubbish like some Victorian era sideshow. It was gross.
@jillvalentinefan77
@jillvalentinefan77 Год назад
Even though I don't agree with trans people much I remember those episodes and I felt like an idiot for not getting any of it. Now I've got a properly functioning cortex I realize it wasn't me not understanding it. It was the fact that it was fucked up I hope those ladies got bank for that cause that kind of exploitation is sickening to me.
@smwatertasteslikewater
@smwatertasteslikewater Год назад
@@jillvalentinefan77 you don’t agree with trans people? Then you’re a transphobe
@maddieb.4282
@maddieb.4282 Год назад
@@jillvalentinefan77 unexpectedly sort of nice comment from saddam hussein lmao
@pay1370
@pay1370 2 года назад
I actually once was part of the audience in a show like this, they all made us play out some reactions before the show even started so they could cut and paste where needed. I'ts all fake as hell. I don't know if it's the same for this show but it sure wouldn't surprise me.
@haleymist09
@haleymist09 2 года назад
That's interesting. Was it fun?
@pay1370
@pay1370 2 года назад
@@haleymist09 overall it was pretty fun because i was there with a bunch of friends, but all the retakes and such sure got a bit boring after a while. Made me realise exactly why they pre recorded reactions cuz by the end everyone was kinda done lol. Wouldn't do it again now but it was an interesting experience.
@alittleedgy8947
@alittleedgy8947 2 года назад
@The Spatza wait hold on lol- what
@s1si
@s1si 2 года назад
@The Spatza first of all, what how did we get on the topic of religion and 2nd of all, let people believe what they want to believe and you should be respectful of other's beliefs and whatnot
@Just_your_average_degenerate
@Just_your_average_degenerate 2 года назад
@The Spatza troll don't respond
@sorryimemo
@sorryimemo 2 года назад
21:08 When Greg said, "I ain't got no DNA's" I thought he was trying to tell us he was some sort of interdimensional being who spontaneously self-generated somewhere outside the space time continuum, but he was actually just admitting to not taking paternity tests for any of his alleged offspring. I fucking love this show.
@TheoCynical
@TheoCynical 2 года назад
Nah B, brother's an alien, for sure.
@simoncowel508
@simoncowel508 2 года назад
U r an idiota
@morbidsearch
@morbidsearch 2 года назад
So this is the guy who Danny Gonzalez is always talking about
@truelygreg
@truelygreg 2 года назад
@@morbidsearch wdym Greg would never act like that
@markmcpheters
@markmcpheters 2 года назад
he's an RNA virus
@XxPeaceNinjaxX
@XxPeaceNinjaxX 2 года назад
Way back in the day my parents had some friends who went on the show for the meme. They created this whole fake back story to play out on stage, brought the baby and everything just so they could get the negative paternity test and pretend to fight about it
@ona512
@ona512 Год назад
hell yeah tell me the episode. i'd love to watch it knowing it was all made up. I enjoy stage plays after all.
@StacyMoscotti
@StacyMoscotti 2 года назад
I’m watching this and googled Maury’s age because I couldn’t believe he’s 82 and literally TODAY he announced his ending the show after 31 years. Wow.
@ona512
@ona512 Год назад
finally
@actionjackson3522
@actionjackson3522 2 года назад
Maury Povich casting requirements: 1. Have a loud voice. 2. Be able to run off stage. Edit: 3. Have some interpersonal conflict
@patrickbohn5235
@patrickbohn5235 2 года назад
Number 3 really should be have a dramatic story. I really doubt they dig too deep in to making sure people actually are having the problems they say they are.
@hippolotion3057
@hippolotion3057 2 года назад
@The Spatza ok
@thinkpink6796
@thinkpink6796 2 года назад
Why is this so funny seeing you from the voodoo child and on this video lmaooooo
@amberlytheharpyqueen
@amberlytheharpyqueen 2 года назад
Loud and obnoxious...don't forget thats the most important
@dog6732
@dog6732 2 года назад
@The Spatza thats a random thing to say in da replies
@batfreeze56
@batfreeze56 2 года назад
I stand by Dr. Phil being the worst talk show. The guy takes neurodivergent and mentally ill people and plays off their suffering as their fault. Absolutely revolting.
@radexyz4918
@radexyz4918 2 года назад
It’s peak tv I love making fun of disabled ppl
@blainehancock
@blainehancock 2 года назад
Absolutely. Maury is trash but I dont think anyone has any ideas that its not trash. Its like a big joke that everyones in on. Dr Phil is somewhat put forward as legitimate.
@autisticbookworm9686
@autisticbookworm9686 2 года назад
Doctor Phil also once let a mother who attempted to KILL her own autistic child on TV and sympathized with her, because boo hoo autism is such a burden :( /sarcasm. He sucks and shouldn’t have a platform.
@HeshMan96
@HeshMan96 2 года назад
@@radexyz4918 peak bait homie
@radexyz4918
@radexyz4918 2 года назад
@@HeshMan96 i was not being serious lol but doctor phill is funny
@BR-ec2ph
@BR-ec2ph 2 года назад
"Why is there a lens flare in this paternity show?" Absolutely kills me. The editing on this show is approaching surrealism
@roobee1234
@roobee1234 2 года назад
Maury is like a vampire that feeds on the anger and embarrassment on the show Edit: that must be why hes so ageless
@phoenixh415
@phoenixh415 Год назад
You should watch what we do in the shadows. They have energy vampires on that show
@K_sawftie
@K_sawftie 11 месяцев назад
​@@phoenixh415 I LOVE THAT SHOW
@ranciti7467
@ranciti7467 2 года назад
Fun fact! My mom applied to be on Maury when I was a baby bc my “father” was pretty damn sure I wasn’t his (my mom honestly wasn’t totally certain either lol), but backed out when he agreed to claim me without a paternity test. Still, I sometimes wonder what it would be like if she had gone, like how insane it must be to grow up and find out about your own family drama from a TV show.
@NotAnotherKuromi
@NotAnotherKuromi 2 года назад
I would hope the family would tell the child before they learnt about them appearing on the show.
@seanmatthewking
@seanmatthewking 2 года назад
@@NotAnotherKuromi Imagine being at your friends house and reruns of Maury is on...
@jmacmusashi7574
@jmacmusashi7574 Год назад
@Ran Citi I mean you should probably blame your mom for sleeping around since they wouldn’t have even attempted to go on that show if she wasn’t
@phoenixyt124
@phoenixyt124 Год назад
would have been funny thats all.
@prestonlamb1221
@prestonlamb1221 Год назад
Imagine the lunch table I KNOW YOURE NOT TALKING YOUR MOM WAS ON MAURY
@xxxstellarxxx
@xxxstellarxxx 2 года назад
If I’m honest, I think the first girl was justified in reacting the way that she did. It was probably over-dramatized for television but I’d be upset too if I was being accused of cheating on my partner with their cousin.
@michael-lo7no
@michael-lo7no 2 года назад
yeah
@shelbylee242
@shelbylee242 2 года назад
and not only that too, the cousin was saying she was also involved with other family members too when he came out to the stage!
@samg6940
@samg6940 2 года назад
@@shelbylee242 And had seemingly been harassing her for a period of time before this
@berenromkey4225
@berenromkey4225 Год назад
Reading through the replies y'all are absolutely right but the shouting made me dislike her without considering anything
@casuals.3.19
@casuals.3.19 Год назад
😊
@christinaspeer9744
@christinaspeer9744 2 года назад
I live in Federal Way WA and we actually have a milk man still lol. We have an insulated milk box on the porch, along with the rest of the neighborhood, and fresh milk is delivered every Friday! You can have flavored milk and other dairy products and baked goods delivered with your milk as well! So yeah, milkman in 2021!!
@FAy-eu7qd
@FAy-eu7qd 2 года назад
Yooo I didn’t know the fed had milkmen! Wild. Surprised, -Gig Harbor
@nopeno2120
@nopeno2120 2 года назад
I wish Silverdale had one lol! I'm jealous 😫 -Silverdale/Bremerton
@rachelcookie321
@rachelcookie321 2 года назад
I always wished I had a milkman. It seemed so cool in movies. I feel like they would only do it in heavily populated areas though.
@sarahh2072
@sarahh2072 2 года назад
Lynnwood here, we have Smith Farms that delivers, is that the same service?
@instantmiso9921
@instantmiso9921 Год назад
This sounds so wholesome what
@aishatrbl
@aishatrbl Год назад
as someone who’s been to a filming of an x factor uk show, they definitely have a sign for ‘cheer’, ‘boo’, ‘go crazy’ and ‘applaud’, so yes they probably had it for maury’s audiences too
@Cosmic-Crow
@Cosmic-Crow 2 года назад
It’s so fucked up when the suspected father gets so excited that he doesn’t have a kid. I feel like the kids on the show are gonna see it when they grow up and just think “wow what a terrible person”
@meowtherainbowx4163
@meowtherainbowx4163 2 года назад
And, of course, if they see them when they’re young, they won’t know better and will feel unwanted.
@couchpotato4928
@couchpotato4928 2 года назад
Seriously, imagine hearing your father basically go “yay now I don’t have to take responsibility for this kid” when he finds out his wife cheated on him
@WhaleManMan
@WhaleManMan 2 года назад
And? It's not their dad.
@widCr_Kd
@widCr_Kd 2 года назад
@@WhaleManMan it would still be upsetting to see that someone REALLY didn’t want you
@TammyJerkChicken
@TammyJerkChicken 2 года назад
The real dad didn’t want the kid nearly And Mike Just wanted to claim sleeping around with their families partners. Like even without the baby… just weird
@VultureClone
@VultureClone 2 года назад
I have always felt bad for the kids of these parents. Imagine growing up and knowing that your father acted a fool on live TV and was devastated to be your father.
@bradharold4000
@bradharold4000 2 года назад
Not only the fathers acts a fool clearly the mothers do also how are you going to lie about the father of your child making another man take care of your kid
@BalletBullet1
@BalletBullet1 2 года назад
Well guess what? Those fathers CHOSE to go on live tv. I hate this “woke” culture 🙄
@toigodgohdgjdfjkkj9878
@toigodgohdgjdfjkkj9878 2 года назад
@katie denmark The point was think about how their kids will feel when or if they stumble across this. If u already knew tha sorry dont mean to sound condesending
@fricketyfrackgettfback
@fricketyfrackgettfback 2 года назад
@@BalletBullet1 literally what are you talking about. Of course their dumbass fathers chose to go on the show and that's what makes it stupid. Sorry for thinking about the consequences other people's actions have on others?
@tayyoung7709
@tayyoung7709 2 года назад
@@toigodgohdgjdfjkkj9878 you know this shit is fake right are you 10 years old
@catchyname1081
@catchyname1081 Год назад
Kind of off-topic, but the "The baby doesn't even look like me!" argument (while stupid) reminded me of something. Y'know what babies _do_ look like? Their names. Within the first *month* babies start to look like their names and it's freaky.
@ona512
@ona512 Год назад
so you looked like a catchyname when you were 1 month old XD
@aftonstan5494
@aftonstan5494 11 месяцев назад
What about babies born without names? What if the baby is named after the first month?
@deadmeme9031
@deadmeme9031 10 месяцев назад
​@@aftonstan5494they get taken out back ole yeller style
@Samiju
@Samiju 2 года назад
Every time Jarvis bursts out laughing, I can't stop myself from laughing with him. This man's joy is all I need to be happier in life.
@erina6903
@erina6903 2 года назад
As someone who's worked on a show with a live audience, they get all the reactions before the acts even happen. They have someone come in, tell the audience what to do so they can get clean takes, and then start filming the actual show. They'll still react during the actual show, but if it's not enough drama, they'll add in shots from pre-show to make it seem better. One of our episodes was actually completely shot without an audience and we just put in shots of the audience from previous episodes.
@SoapCkat
@SoapCkat 2 года назад
That's really interesting thanks for sharing
@ThexDynastxQueen
@ThexDynastxQueen 2 года назад
So it's all a lie? BOOOOOOO!!!
@gorbsupreme7555
@gorbsupreme7555 2 года назад
@@ThexDynastxQueen god your terrible we need a second take
@supergluehotty
@supergluehotty 2 года назад
@@gorbsupreme7555 Booouh!
@hayleyd4231
@hayleyd4231 2 года назад
Yeah I can vouch for this, I was an audience member for the Steve Wilkos show like ten years ago and this is exactly what they had us do before the show started
@j.g.9045
@j.g.9045 2 года назад
You know that Shavon tweets the same way she talks: I👏AM👏THE👏BEST👏THING👏TO👏EVER👏COME👏IN👏TO👏THAT👏MAN'S👏LIFE👏
@sjreads7235
@sjreads7235 2 года назад
She talks in emojis. She’s so stupid she broke the laws of reality.
@brianmclendon1647
@brianmclendon1647 2 года назад
LOL
@Thomas-rk4rl
@Thomas-rk4rl 2 года назад
In her defence, she *was* faithful to him
@abbymorrison3097
@abbymorrison3097 2 года назад
On a daTE. *daTE*
@issecret1
@issecret1 2 года назад
If someone lied like that about me, I might talk in emojis too
@JennRighter
@JennRighter Год назад
What’s the most distressing thing about this show is the way the women (sometimes children, 13-17 years old) are treated vs the men. That expectation that men just sleep around that’s what they do, she slept around so yeah I slept with her, but so did everyone else so the baby isn’t mine. And I watched this show for a solid 15 years, back in the day, and even though I had these opinions at the time, I still watched it. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️
@dickbicycle9304
@dickbicycle9304 5 месяцев назад
This comment made absolutely no sense and I am under the impression that you’re legally autistic.
@chinnchilli2842
@chinnchilli2842 2 года назад
LMAO Imagine carrying 4 children by the same man just for the father to deny them all
@sersa4179
@sersa4179 2 года назад
Dr. Phil is the worst one. His exploitation goes way too far. He's physically and mentally endangered so many guests.
@God-xr4yu
@God-xr4yu 2 года назад
His guests receive humiliation on live television and embarrassment that they can never escape from, not even in death.
@River2384
@River2384 2 года назад
Like he used to be kinda helpful, but now all his stuff is just exploitation. It's ridiculous! I feel so bad for the people on there who genuinely believe in his crap or go there for help just to be humiliated. And now it's soooo many people with clear mental health issues and he's just using them. It's so sad.
@gracehaven5459
@gracehaven5459 2 года назад
Oh yeah there was a real therapist that did a video analysis on here on the damage of "Doctor Phil"
@unicornbarfingrainbows7599
@unicornbarfingrainbows7599 2 года назад
@@gracehaven5459 what’s it called?
@chickenfoot2423
@chickenfoot2423 2 года назад
the fact that he does it all under the guise of being a caring and knowledgable doctor is what makes him one of the worst imo. no one likes other hosts of similar shows, but for some reason he gained a weird respect from people on the internet, despite being a pos with very lacking knowledge on the subjects of mental health and its treatment
@KM-mw3jp
@KM-mw3jp 2 года назад
If this has been on air for 30 years, Maury should try to do a check in episode where he checks in on cases from years ago. I think it would be really interesting to see a Season One baby all grown up, and to see their opinion on this type of show and how these paternal debates effect their mental health
@archer.aka.nobody6312
@archer.aka.nobody6312 2 года назад
He does on occasion
@brittneybrisbin744
@brittneybrisbin744 2 года назад
I'd watch that!
@DratItsMatt
@DratItsMatt 2 года назад
Sounds too much like accountability
@justSunny7
@justSunny7 2 года назад
He does do check ins on people that's previous been on the show
@agfromdai.e3806
@agfromdai.e3806 2 года назад
That would be great.
@IIwII_usxx
@IIwII_usxx 2 года назад
“let’s take a stressful process drag it on for awhile and make it more stressful” “yeah sounds good to me”
@ona512
@ona512 Год назад
"would it be cool if we made 60 to 70 people yell at you while we do it?"
@natsinnett9751
@natsinnett9751 2 года назад
I’ve known lots of manipulative men in my life and the amount of times that man uses Maury’s name is a red flag to me.
@bakedbaker9882
@bakedbaker9882 Год назад
I'm sorry what?
@Marispider
@Marispider Год назад
Yeah, I got that same vibe. It's like the dude was acting like he and Maury were friends, and since they're friends Maury wouldn't do him wrong like this (by, y'know, saying if he is or isn't the father... which he already agreed to by going on the show but whatever)
@sarahperkins6421
@sarahperkins6421 Год назад
I'm a cis woman, but if I was capable of getting other people pregnant and suspected my wife or partner's baby wasn't biologically mine, I would sooner sell every drop of blood in my body before I'd accept a bribe from this modern day ringmaster just so he could profit off humiliating not only my partner on television, but the child as well.
@dickbicycle9304
@dickbicycle9304 5 месяцев назад
@@sarahperkins6421Of course you’re a woman.
@pixiestxNyomouf
@pixiestxNyomouf 2 года назад
The only people i genuinely feel bad for are the kids in this situation. I mean, imagine seeing your father (if he is) on TV saying you aren't his and hopes he's not. Then the mother for putting the child through that. Embarrassing and traumatizing
@deadchannel3610
@deadchannel3610 2 года назад
That’s why I don’t think they should show their kids and reveal their names on camera, half of these kids are babies and can’t even give consent to being shown like that.
@ajgentry7474
@ajgentry7474 2 года назад
Same. I always wondered about some of those kids, especially if its been on since 30 years. I wrote a story once about a young man seeing the man that did a backflip when he found out he wasnt his father on national TV.
@God-xr4yu
@God-xr4yu 2 года назад
Imagine what happens if it says he is the father? The financial strain of a kid might be too much for the father (also being humiliated on live television might get him out of a job) so the kid might have to live in poverty. The father might blame all of their problems on the child, and that could lead to abuse. Either way, the show really skips out on showing the consequences that are a result of the episode even airing.
@bruschetta7711
@bruschetta7711 2 года назад
They might just pick random kids, like they could be faking everything part of their drama
@pixiestxNyomouf
@pixiestxNyomouf 2 года назад
@@bruschetta7711 doesn't make it any better and it doesn't make sense. Either way, a child (who can't give proper consent) is embarrassed because of their parent or parent(s) negligence
@JulianGreystoke
@JulianGreystoke 2 года назад
1. I'm pretty sure Maury is an ageless vampire who feeds on conflict rather than blood. 2. I cannot watch this show. The 2nd hand embarrassment is too strong.
@OvrStim1
@OvrStim1 2 года назад
Same. This used to be one of the shows that I would binge watch late at night when I was on the other side of youtube, but now that I look back, it's way too embarrassing to properly watch through lol. Way too much over-reaction.
@princessaria
@princessaria 2 года назад
Yup, Maury is an emotional vampire instead lmao.
@CallUNexTuesday
@CallUNexTuesday 2 года назад
That's called a Sympath I think? Regardless, I laughed my ass off at your comment.
@doggytheanarchist7876
@doggytheanarchist7876 2 года назад
Strong agree. Same goes for Jenny Jones, Ricky Lake and Doctor Phil. Possibly Oprah too, but we're not all sure on her yet.
@num4162
@num4162 2 года назад
@@doggytheanarchist7876 don’t forget Jerry springer and Steve wilkos
@Pepperannechan
@Pepperannechan Год назад
I'm so glad we made a show about babies losing father figures and exploiting childhood trauma
@ona512
@ona512 Год назад
We made at least 10 of those!!
@dickbicycle9304
@dickbicycle9304 5 месяцев назад
Or a show about freeing men from lying women. But of course you take the feminist route.
@sparklestarspompomunicorn
@sparklestarspompomunicorn Год назад
22:10 i’m so confused does nobody else have milkmen anymore?? is my town the last one on earth that still has milkmen 😭
@lolcowsie
@lolcowsie Год назад
I still have a milkman 💪
@jupiteryu7318
@jupiteryu7318 Год назад
Its a weird thing because my country never had them lol
@saxumbonum
@saxumbonum 2 года назад
Why is the caption "Im only 16", like which one of these men is 16, and why are we harassing him instead of charging the woman with statutory rape? Or does Maury always have captions that are completely irrelevant to the actual guests??
@Virginny
@Virginny 2 года назад
His captions are usually for the next episode I think of the next segment of the episode. I think he does two baby's an episode. Idk though
@ThexDynastxQueen
@ThexDynastxQueen 2 года назад
The outlandish captions aren't for all the guests but just the major guest or a general theme episode. So they weren't the 16 year old parent. .....My brain being daytime TV rot is just so sad lol.
@thesleepydot
@thesleepydot 2 года назад
good questions. it’s definitely suspicious is all I have to add
@NorthernGreenEyes
@NorthernGreenEyes 2 года назад
Usually,yes
@retro_enigma8260
@retro_enigma8260 2 года назад
Why is the like counter on 911 😂
@chancewill6910
@chancewill6910 2 года назад
Fun fact: lie detector tests can't be used as be as evidence, they're literally inadmissible in court because they're typically inaccurate (I learned this in my criminal justice class). They go based off heart rate, eye contact, fidgeting, how long it takes you to respond and how steadily you respond. As someone with ADHD and general anxiety disorder I would immediately fail even if everything I say is completely true because I fidget, have a stutter when I'm nervous, have to think about things and struggle with eye contact when I'm not familiar with the person. Plus a good liar knows how to manipulate it, they change their actions to match truth telling Edit: I just remembered I was involved in this kind of situation as a baby. They did a DNA test and that was it
@Love_4_kiki
@Love_4_kiki Год назад
@Essiggurke Funny, because I never knew that, :D I thought they was always accurate (actually i really didn’t question if they was right or wrong)
@spynix0718
@spynix0718 Год назад
I do believe Cops do use it to try to get a lead.
@basilbat273
@basilbat273 Год назад
imagine how many lives shows like this ruined because someone was fidgety
@WandererBasil
@WandererBasil Год назад
this!!! i've never been diagnosed with anything but i'm naturally really fidgety and i also get a really bad stutter when im nervous. just watching police interviews makes me know i'd be found guilty immediately if i was ever framed for a crime lolz
@jenniferdunstan5065
@jenniferdunstan5065 Год назад
@Essiggurke testicular consumption is very well advised for you
@lewischarlesworth6697
@lewischarlesworth6697 2 года назад
It's the same with the Jeremy Kyle Show in the UK but they got sued just to the damages the caused to families through using polygraphs which have around a 60% success rate. It's mad that we put people in these situations on TV to laugh at when they need real help.
@ona512
@ona512 Год назад
anything to pay the bills, my guy
@dickbicycle9304
@dickbicycle9304 5 месяцев назад
We don’t put them in anything. They come on these shows for money and clout. Take some damn responsibility
@fishfinn8689
@fishfinn8689 2 года назад
My family comes from the Middle East and my grandparents house would have the Arab networks (so lots of soap operas with screaming and death lmao). When I was younger I would be picked up from school by my grandmother who would watch me until someone picked me up because both my parents worked. My grandfather was always watching Arab dramas and so I would sit in their living room listening to them while I played with a couple stuffed animals they had for me. He would give me cookies and my own cup of coffee and we would sit together (which probably wasn't the best since Arab coffee is super caffeinated). Anyways your intro where you talked about coming home to your mom watching day time TV just unlocked that core memory for me thanks lmao.
@fourtwenty1813
@fourtwenty1813 2 года назад
The funniest part of this show is when the girl is proven wrong they IMMEDIATELY jump on the guys side like they didn't just boo the shit out of them
@deadchannel3610
@deadchannel3610 2 года назад
because thats what they’re told to do
@Marie-rk8ft
@Marie-rk8ft 2 года назад
@The Spatza wtf, u ok?
@prpapy07
@prpapy07 2 года назад
He’s 82? He looks exactly the same as when I used to watch on my days off from school. Back in 2003…
@zuscare3983
@zuscare3983 2 года назад
I really doubt he is human, he is probably a stage higher which I don't even know what to call
@rainmirron
@rainmirron 2 года назад
@@zuscare3983 Metahuman
@katyungodly
@katyungodly 2 года назад
Jarvis did point out that this is probably a rerun from the 2000s
@chaoticcatartist
@chaoticcatartist 2 года назад
Thats what expensive surgery does
@anaskhan3965
@anaskhan3965 2 года назад
Does anyone remember the episode where this woman is afraid of lizards,spiders and "olives" and maury traumatized this woman with a large jar of olives. She is literally fkn screaming but everyone is just laughing at her.
@tommyhetrick
@tommyhetrick 2 года назад
12:30 don’t you mean “I👏 am 👏 the 👏 best 👏 thing 👏 to 👏 ever 👏 come 👏 into 👏 that 👏 man’s 👏 life 👏”
@DamienLee
@DamienLee 2 года назад
Maury Povich died 15 years ago and the spirit of Daytime TV inhabited his empty husk. That's how he keeps on chugging along. Great video Jarvis : )
@milktea6676
@milktea6676 2 года назад
Ok Also first furry
@jadaj
@jadaj 2 года назад
hey damien what are you doing here
@msamayzing40
@msamayzing40 2 года назад
😂🤣🤣
@Digitan
@Digitan 2 года назад
Damien moment
@romacoco
@romacoco 2 года назад
Wow first time seeing Damien in out in wild.. hi!
@Wereblood
@Wereblood 2 года назад
The thing that has always bothered me about these shows using these tests is that lie detector tests are wildly inaccurate, and DNA tests range from pretty accurate to not even remotely accurate depending on the lab, the money you spend, etc. I can't imagine daytime shows like this are exactly splurging on high quality tests. So I guess my question is: how often do these shows ruin lives because they present all this as 100% factual proof. I guess it probably depends on if any of it is real or not, haha.
@tottallyok
@tottallyok 2 года назад
From the stories told, seems they’re all mostly scripted which is good. But the show is still promoting DNA tests as a way to resolve your personal relationship issues which is bad.
@pablojams5152
@pablojams5152 2 года назад
Well luckily “Maury says so” isn’t legally binding in court so I’m sure if this were real people with real stories they could still fight it in court... maybe on Judge Judy?
@mikeylagarcia1176
@mikeylagarcia1176 2 года назад
Lie detection IS accurate. However, to make it such it requires a specialist to check records. Also whole 'lie detection' takes a few hours of talking, with only short time spent on actually aking important questions. The rest is to make sure that person adapts to new situation, shows how their body normally reacts etc., then interpreting the results takes a while. I don't think they would go with such a hassle for just a show.
@torbjornkallstrom2316
@torbjornkallstrom2316 2 года назад
My guess would be "lie detector" in this case isn't a machine but just the crew doing some investigating and figuring out what the deal is beforehand. At least that's what I hope it is.
@craigime
@craigime 2 года назад
@@mikeylagarcia1176 the lie detector test is not 100% accurate... a machine cannot read your mind
@kyliemoore7784
@kyliemoore7784 Год назад
Maury feels like an improv show. Like the people just got loose descriptions of who they were supposed to pretend to be and went for it, to varying degrees of intensity.
@Manigeitora
@Manigeitora Год назад
12:55 An incredible amount of energy to have for not sleeping for 3 months? That's understating it a bit Jarvis. She's a medical miracle if she can even stand up or speak without sleeping for three months. She's not even human. In fact, that's 8.5 times as long as a human being can survive without sleep. If she's telling the truth, they found way more than just paternity results from those DNA tests.
@PamsPrettyPlants
@PamsPrettyPlants 2 года назад
Still recovering from “Maury Povich is 82” ...idk why I thought he was literally 20 years younger
@pbfloyd13
@pbfloyd13 2 года назад
Same.
@dubuyajay9964
@dubuyajay9964 2 года назад
Only the good die young. :-/
@sourgreendolly7685
@sourgreendolly7685 2 года назад
Yeah say what you want but he’s looking good for his age 😂
@TwoBs
@TwoBs 2 года назад
Yup, for me he’s still in his late 50s, early 60s as it’s just how I remember him from watching him in the 90s, but to hear “82” made my jaw drop. Time seems like it has flown by so fast when I sit and recall watching these trash shows after school with my sister - seems like it was just a few years ago - and now that I’m older pushing my 30s …. wow is it depressing because these next 25 years will undoubtedly go by just as quick lol. 😩 Damn the act of getting old….
@BakeryTakery
@BakeryTakery 2 года назад
Just for Men
@ExtraOni
@ExtraOni 2 года назад
I don't think Jarvis realized how poor some of the people on this show are. A lot of them do not have 200 for a dna test and even if they did it is totally worth it to them to get one for free along with a 3 night stay in a hotel and travel fees taken care of. Plus you get to watch a whole crowd of people boo your ex boyfriend.
@Financiallyfreeauthor
@Financiallyfreeauthor 2 года назад
I was thinking that but then I thought buying German Shepards would be more expensive!
@ExtraOni
@ExtraOni 2 года назад
@@Financiallyfreeauthor 😅 yes, well that man didnt want a dna test to begin with. His daughter called the show, presumably to avoid being tested via dog sniff.
@Financiallyfreeauthor
@Financiallyfreeauthor 2 года назад
@@ExtraOni You are totally right! lol
@GravitySpace24601
@GravitySpace24601 2 года назад
It’s so good exploitative… really not sure how I feel about it..
@Sara-xk1ns
@Sara-xk1ns Год назад
Oh man, I’m excited for this video haha. I’m almost 40 and remember Maury before he turned into paternity test Maury. When I was 18 my boyfriend and his roommates got us free tickets to be in the audience. Now he was still doing his old regular content and had done a few paternity episodes but not many yet. But after the first segment they said they’re going to do a paternity segment. Man oh man did we get excited lol. Every episode we had seen the audience always sided with the mom, and it seemed like that’s what was happening to this episode. So every single one, 3 total, we screamed and clapped sooooo loud “he’s not the daddy! Ain’t no way!!” When it was clearly his for all 3 cases lol. It was the stupidest thing and one couple even fought. This hadn’t happened before on Maury, well not like the paternity episodes lately…. This woman chased after the baby daddy, fell, busted the railing, a stair. It was drama. And my friends are still yelling how he’s not the dad, the test is a lie lol. We all took it as a big joke. I truly have no idea how Maury was able to make that many episodes, and then it’s all he does, and still does! 20 years back and Maury hasn’t aged physically and his show hasnt changed too much either I guess. Should I be thankful for his stability in my life? Or horrified this is still on tv?
@Sara-xk1ns
@Sara-xk1ns Год назад
And yes when I went they did hold up signs to say when to clap, boo, etc. my little group did the opposite every time….
@ona512
@ona512 Год назад
dont worry he's rich.
@ThePenguinMaster118
@ThePenguinMaster118 2 года назад
I can confirm these shows have signs saying when to boo and cheer. My aunt went to a show with her husband and they came back saying that they had them constantly. Also my aunt kept getting zoomed in on because he is attractive, so they got her reaction like 4 times.
@chancewill6910
@chancewill6910 2 года назад
"I don't want this kid!" Then why the hell are you here? Paternity tests are to find out who the biological father is in cases of confusion and grant him custody or give him rights or whatever. If you don't want any of that, I'm legitimately lost on why you're fighting to be this baby's dad
@some-one-else
@some-one-else 2 года назад
They aren't fighting to be the baby's dad, they're hoping that they aren't the dad so that they don't have to raise the child or pay child support. If they're named as the father and they don't get a paternity test proving that they aren't, then they'll have to pay child support.
@gummysnacksandknives9229
@gummysnacksandknives9229 2 года назад
@@some-one-else yeah but there wasn't any confusion in the first place? He lied about sleeping with her and even if he wasn't he was the one who brought it up to her boyfriend? Husband? Who was already taking care of the baby. So really why is he there?? Drama??
@seanmatthewking
@seanmatthewking 2 года назад
@@gummysnacksandknives9229 Because the show exists for drama? The story makes no sense. Who lies about sleeping with a family members girlfriend like that? There’s literally no purpose. The production obviously played a huge part in contriving the narrative here.
@gummysnacksandknives9229
@gummysnacksandknives9229 2 года назад
@@seanmatthewking true
@markmcpheters
@markmcpheters 2 года назад
And even if you're not the biological dad,you at least do what you can do to be the dad
@JanieBee
@JanieBee 2 года назад
Maury is just paternity court but more unhinged
@jaylafoxx5420
@jaylafoxx5420 2 года назад
we have the same name 😊✨
@the_Sarahnator
@the_Sarahnator 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@katedole3269
@katedole3269 2 года назад
With the accidental pregnancy being a stressful thing, it is!!! My husband and I inadvertently got pregnant a year before we planned on trying, and even though after a few days we were excited, the first couple were super stressful because we didn't have any plans of having a baby already
@ona512
@ona512 Год назад
you got him pregnant too???? 😳
@irmam5234
@irmam5234 2 года назад
I’ve actually been to a show taping. The audience is directed on how to react and when. That’s why they may seem so rehearsed. The production team lets you know that the more you react, the more screen time you get. Also, many people take the paternity test on the show because they offer free counseling afterwards.
@shae.2214
@shae.2214 2 года назад
Im telling you, Jarvis. He’s not my kid, Jarvis you gotta believe me, Jarvis. I swear, Jarvis. And my golden retrievers can prove it too, Jarvis. They’ve got their BA’s, Jarvis.
@Emu19
@Emu19 2 года назад
Bow-Wow Accreditation? Lol
@bootyclap69k
@bootyclap69k 2 года назад
I think he’s gained the power of all the fathers from the show and is now immortal
@kellylennox1402
@kellylennox1402 2 года назад
@The Spatza bruh who asked
@bootyclap69k
@bootyclap69k 2 года назад
@The Spatza I already don’t believe in god but I don’t think right now is the time and place
@handfulmousefly
@handfulmousefly 2 года назад
Everytime the incorrect party hears the results, their soul leaves their body for a moment. It is in that brief window of time that Maury siphons a bit of their life energy and adds it to his own.
@psychadelicpotato8580
@psychadelicpotato8580 2 года назад
@The Spatza for a Penis, your copy paste game is top tier
@TheAbigailDee
@TheAbigailDee 2 года назад
Brilliant
@AJ-qf8pq
@AJ-qf8pq 2 года назад
Maury made a deal with the devil for immortality, and the price he had to pay was being stuck to this show for eternity
@Justanotherpot
@Justanotherpot 2 года назад
To be fair to her about thinking he'd be happy about the accidental pregnancy, she didn't technically say she wasn't understanding of him freaking out. Maury asked her to tell him about DJs reaction to the pregnancy. She told him all about the situation. Going into telling him she expected him to be excited but he wasn't. That's all the info that she said or that was included in the edit. She never really said she's upset her expectations weren't brought to fruition.
@dickbicycle9304
@dickbicycle9304 5 месяцев назад
The way you people bend and twist to make a woman not look like an idiot.
@sammassey7727
@sammassey7727 2 года назад
There used to be a very similar show over here in the UK called Jeremy Kyle. It got ripped off the air a couple years ago because one of the people that had been on it committed suicide as a result of what happened on the show. These shows are disgusting and exploitative and they destroy lives in the name of "entertainment".
@deadchannel3610
@deadchannel3610 2 года назад
Right although these shows are kind of funny they do more harm than good. In the US there was a show called Jenny Jones and there was an episode about a surprise gay lover and due to the dude being surprised getting embarrassed he murdered the dude who said he liked him and it sort of led to the show ending. He was told it was a girl not a guy. Not to mention Maury sort of promotes harmful stereotypes about black women since at least 80% percent of the show is based on them coming on and being loud and crazy and then the dude they’re accusing doesn’t even end up being the father.
@ameera.abubakr
@ameera.abubakr 2 года назад
@@deadchannel3610 yeah true...
@thisisavivistanaccount7866
@thisisavivistanaccount7866 2 года назад
They actually aired Jeremy Kyle for a short time in the states. At least in my area. It was wild
@ratedpending
@ratedpending 2 года назад
I'm pretty sure Jeremy Kyle was on over here too
@ErinLastNameRedacted
@ErinLastNameRedacted 2 года назад
@@deadchannel3610 I was just going to mention the Jenny Jones Show murder. And I agree about the stereotypes of black women. I remember this one black woman who was a repeat guest on Maury. She went on the first time to prove this guy was her baby’s father. He wasn’t. She came back to the show saying another dude had to be the kid’s father. He wasn’t. Then she came back again, because she was 100% sure that this man was the father. He wasn’t…You get the idea. I don’t remember how many times she was on the show or how many potential fathers were tested, but it was pretty extreme. When I saw the episode that I watched, it had a recap of all of her other episodes, and the guy they tested was, once again, not the father. Every time, she would cry so loudly-maybe cry isn’t the right word-she would wail and run around the entire studio dramatically (in addition to the reaction in that episode, they showed clips of her reactions from previous episodes). I think at the end of the episode I saw, once she had calmed down (but was crying silently), Maury said something like, “But we will keep searching.” It was almost like she needed a detective, because she had no clue who else she had slept with. The more I think about it, the more I think this woman’s saga was scripted. The woman was waaaaaaay overdramatic. If I’m wrong, and it was true, that woman desperately needed a psychiatric evaluation, not more exploitation. I don’t know if the “mystery” was ever solved. In addition to the black women stereotype, there’s the absent black father stereotype that Jarvis talked about. And if Maury’s guests aren’t black, then they’re the “white trash,” “trailer trash,” “redneck,” etc. stereotype.
@CallieRadsworth
@CallieRadsworth 2 года назад
Don't know why he was gonna get German Shepherds to do those DNA tests, they should obviously be sent to a Lab.
@DecaPJs
@DecaPJs 2 года назад
BA DUM TSSSSS
@ingtapoot
@ingtapoot 2 года назад
Hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@andysorensen1737
@andysorensen1737 2 года назад
Winner.
@annalicciardi9950
@annalicciardi9950 2 года назад
Well done sir
@rubyjohnson5854
@rubyjohnson5854 2 года назад
Bravo
@BlackOrderAlchemist
@BlackOrderAlchemist 2 года назад
Boy, I sure am glad Maury streamlined his show to just be about baby drama. I remember it used to have explotation of people's "hilarious" phobias and episode-length "Guess Which of These Beautiful Women Was Born a Man" contests Also, I'm a little annoyed that that woman's name is pronounced the same as mine (different spelling) and she has the exact opposite personality to me :'y
@utatanepiko7087
@utatanepiko7087 2 года назад
Maury is that grandparent that asks too many personal questions at family reunion
@elusivemayfly7534
@elusivemayfly7534 2 года назад
I think my mom is undefeated at predicting who the father is on Maury. She said the secret is studying the baby’s head shape.
@joannapowellchestnut6679
@joannapowellchestnut6679 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@jaeclay7447
@jaeclay7447 2 года назад
😩😂😂😂😂😂
@urishitapawar
@urishitapawar 2 года назад
LOL your Mom sounds Adorable 😂😂😂
@elusivemayfly7534
@elusivemayfly7534 2 года назад
@@urishitapawar LOL, she is! She is a quirky Southern lady in her 60s, and she’s definitely cooler than me 😂
@urishitapawar
@urishitapawar 2 года назад
@@elusivemayfly7534 🥺😫🤍🤎
@yasminf3249
@yasminf3249 2 года назад
If you think this is the worst talk show in history, you haven’t watched Tyra Banks’ old show. She literally pretended to have rabies and foamed at the mouth all over an audience member’s cardigan. She made every interview about herself. And we all know the vaseline scene…
@sophie00001
@sophie00001 2 года назад
No we don’t… please tell
@bluegirl278
@bluegirl278 2 года назад
@Sophie Shackleton I’m scared but intrigued. 😂
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 года назад
The…the what?? 😳
@isthattee
@isthattee 2 года назад
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access not me remembering clearly that vaseline scene where tyra pulled an oprah and the audience went crazy over a vaseline 😭😭
@papajohn3632
@papajohn3632 2 года назад
Wendy williams is worseeeeeee her laughing at people dying getting assulted shes worse
@candicecrawford2996
@candicecrawford2996 Год назад
It’s actually super difficult to get the free paternity test through the state. I filed multiple times over the years and it took 40+ hours of consistent dedication to a novel worth of paperwork and many phone calls and visits to the child support office, JUST to get paternity established. Ridiculous.
@dabigcheese9789
@dabigcheese9789 2 года назад
15:23 low key that was kinda smooth do
@Kennie0124
@Kennie0124 2 года назад
The fact that Maury and Jerry Springer is still on the air is amazing. Maury went from having different segments to just solely lie detector and DNA test results involving the most "FRIENDLIEST" women known to man... Or men.
@bunnie9230
@bunnie9230 2 года назад
jerry springer got canceled in 2018 so they aren’t making new episodes anymore
@stinkyballsmeller
@stinkyballsmeller 2 года назад
@The Spatza Sir this is a Wendy's drive thru
@Memelord-md5hs
@Memelord-md5hs 2 года назад
@The Spatza u are fun at parties I bet, don't get why atheists like u decide u need to try and crush the ideals and beliefs of people who do believe in God or something else. You aren't accomplishing anything other than entrenching them into their beliefs
@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486
@thegirlwiththemouseyhair6486 2 года назад
@The Spatza thanks dude? You know most people these days are agnostic or atheist and no one brought up religion. You okay?
@VidWatcher01
@VidWatcher01 2 года назад
@The Spatza And this has to do with this comment how? O.....kay....
@melissashilkoff
@melissashilkoff 2 года назад
I hope people know that it's possible to get a paternity test WITHOUT being on Maury
@MT-lk7qt
@MT-lk7qt 2 года назад
Maury Povich owns all paternity tests manufactured in the United States, it's true.
@samaraisnt
@samaraisnt 2 года назад
I actually read these types of test can be highly inaccurate and especially at that time, even more so.
@amitjose3739
@amitjose3739 Год назад
is it because you dont want those cheaters to get exposed?
@thetea4093
@thetea4093 Год назад
@@amitjose3739 yeah, and I hate when people go on Dr Phil because I don’t want them to get therapy 🤡
@amitjose3739
@amitjose3739 Год назад
@@thetea4093 what?
@duskblau486
@duskblau486 7 месяцев назад
"I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 3 MONTHS" and "I WAKE UP AT 3AM EVERY MORNING" came from the same person
@callersvoice9512
@callersvoice9512 2 года назад
As soon as he said, "Giving me Defense Attorney vibes." The the from The People's Court started playing in my head immediately... and it was glorious. Also fun fact... If any of y'all remember that girl from the mid '00s that had like 20+ dudes tested on the show and none of them were the father... She's the cousin of one of my HS friends. Hahaha!
@ieatboigas
@ieatboigas 2 года назад
ace attorney music faintly plays
@casey9370
@casey9370 2 года назад
The lens flare was in honor of Mike's favorite movie, Transformers 2.
@thedepressedpainter8880
@thedepressedpainter8880 2 года назад
🎵 When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, that's a Maury 🎵
@blizzard_the_seal9863
@blizzard_the_seal9863 2 года назад
underrated comment 😭
@hussainbedair7676
@hussainbedair7676 2 года назад
why did you wake up and choose violence
@RealBradMiller
@RealBradMiller 2 года назад
When you think he's the dad, but oh no, that's just sad, it's a Maury!
@didyoubringalight6377
@didyoubringalight6377 2 года назад
Get it? A Maury eel?
@ThePhantomSafetyPin
@ThePhantomSafetyPin 2 года назад
When your life's such a mess trashy seems like success, that's a Maury!
@natergater95
@natergater95 7 месяцев назад
“From the time of Transformers two” is my new favorite phrase in true English language.
@brianriff8550
@brianriff8550 2 года назад
Shavon has this vibe of "i'm dating a black guy so I'm allowed to act like a stereotype of a black woman" every time she opens her mouth
@consentclub8431
@consentclub8431 2 года назад
You've never met someone from Long Island, have you
@jadacampbell9331
@jadacampbell9331 3 месяца назад
Excuses! Clear blaccent. They exist too! ​@consentclub8431
@floralkid
@floralkid 2 года назад
Maury: WE HAVE DETERMINED YOUR PULL OUT GAME…IS WEAK!!!!
@rosej2895
@rosej2895 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thisisside01
@thisisside01 2 года назад
Miranda: “You’re gonna learn today.” Greg: “I ain’t gonna learn NOTHING!” I can’t with Greg 😂
@probablyants
@probablyants 2 года назад
@The Spatza Cringy atheist moment 😳
@babyshrimp2655
@babyshrimp2655 2 года назад
@The Spatza this is completely irrelevant.
@derpydevil6347
@derpydevil6347 2 года назад
Lol
@jrjr648
@jrjr648 2 года назад
Come on, _Maury_
@blue1584
@blue1584 2 года назад
@@probablyants It’s a bot, just ignore it or report it for spam
@jubilantsleep
@jubilantsleep 2 года назад
13:19 The sheer confidence with which he says this… 🤭😂😂😂
@roobee1234
@roobee1234 2 года назад
I feel bad for the kids that are featured on the show like the kid is gonna be in middle school and they're gonna make fun of them for being on maury
@yikes.
@yikes. 2 года назад
kudos to jarvis for actually keeping a consistent upload schedule
@DyslexicMitochondria
@DyslexicMitochondria 2 года назад
haha its really applaudable. Its been 14 days since i posted anything. Oh well guess im lazy
@freeswagduck5467
@freeswagduck5467 2 года назад
For once lol
@jaqsre
@jaqsre 2 года назад
he’s so great
@themusicaljunkie37
@themusicaljunkie37 2 года назад
Yikes
@slug9378
@slug9378 2 года назад
@@DyslexicMitochondria hey your videos are pretty good. I dont watch you a lot but i do sometimes. Hope you get verified soon
@flappletarts
@flappletarts 2 года назад
I remember seeing this episode of Maury with two sisters who were living together, but one of them held this huge secret. Sister A left a candle burning in Sister Bs house. While A was taking a nap, this tragically resulted in burning down Bs home. Sister B lost everything, but she still had her family. When Sister A finally confesses, after going through the charades and interviews and everything that entails a segment, Sister B said something that has stuck with me to this day, “Sister, that time your house burned down, I lit a candle... I’m so sorry.” “You didn’t need to bring me on here to tell me that.” And then Sister B got up and walked away, she didn’t need to be brought there to be told that. I felt that in the ways an impressionable young teenager at the time needed to feel. I stopped watching those kinds of shows after I saw that.
@seanmatthewking
@seanmatthewking 2 года назад
The solution there is don’t agree to go on the show. EVER. lol how are you going to agree to go on the show and then get mad about being told some s- on the show?
@flowerprincess1615
@flowerprincess1615 2 года назад
@@seanmatthewking maybe she didn’t know or realize, but I see what you mean
@flowerprincess1615
@flowerprincess1615 2 года назад
I agree with that, she could’ve been confessed when the situation happened. It’s not like it was on purpose
@ona512
@ona512 2 года назад
woof, ironically i want to find that episode
@flappletarts
@flappletarts 2 года назад
@@ona512 I wish I could remember the sister’s names or the title of the episode, it’s been a really long time. I won’t ever be able to forget their words though.
@lacrossestick132
@lacrossestick132 2 года назад
It would actually be so funny if they gave the audience DNA tests and one of the audience members was the father. Even if it was like an April Fools thing, I’d want to see that so bad.
@Itsatragedeigh
@Itsatragedeigh Год назад
So i was in the audience of Springer like 10 times. They filmed near my college and they actively picked tipsy college kids to be the audience for drama. It was a ton of fun but looking back, yikes lol ETA: yes they have reaction signs
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