The Worst Dating Show on Television Is Falling Apart (The Bachelor) 

Yo hello

jarvis sounds like a magician name

You’re welcome

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Thank you pia

ay big fish theory pfp

I agree, Maria and I once watched an hour long special on Chicago, on pbs. It felt like it was two hours. I make this point, because the nnarrator, took an hour just talking about the city's history. Which made it feel like, two hours. Also I was once forced, to watch a season of the show, in the first season. I was forced, by my mom. Who by the way, lies about doing that.

Chicago, famously a small town

A someone who's lived in Chicago their entire life, can confirm. I know everyone in this small town!

Big fish theory, a person with taste

They'll start eliminating contestants by hitting them over the head with a rock

No, they’ll only eliminate the chubby ones with sight problems

@@theworstname3944 ​ @Nive Is Unicorn Fluff yoo bro I'm really sorry to bother you. just wanted to ask you for your honest opinion on my youtube channel. my recent video is really short so i would really appreciate it if you give it a watch and tell me what you think in the comments

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Oh my god that sounds so much more interesting

Didn't know Sangwoo was interested in the bachelor lol

Your name betrays the photo

@@Pavlinka__ Never changed my middle school pfp and at this point it’s gonna ruin my life if i don’t eventually 😩

@@yamimalik2982 lol why don't you change it?

@@shanlanglyngdoh5965 i think i just got used to it but dw fellas i got you, i’m on it 🙏

i a real human male thank you for sharing this information with me, i will keep in in my datab- brain and i will go on to do real human being things like drinking water and breathing oxigen

@@MiguelAngel-go4ck BAHAHHA

This reminds me of something Entrapta would say

That's something I said too once ಠ_ಠ When the feelings aren't mutual you still gotta be polite about it

hes a zognoid

Or "Africa is a country"

But there is city named England

I live in Denver, and my friend went to Boston for school, and when she came back, all she could talk about was how small Denver is, and she got enamoredwith the big city life. Denver has a higher population than Boston.

Don't forget that Raven Symoné is from Every Continent in Africa

@@jedh3721 ahh classic "college making people stupid"

Thanks I hate it

Well no, because the main character of The Bachelor is ACTUALLY expected to choose one

Haramine

So brave

it’s true, but ya shouldn’t say it

LMAOOO

@LeoUltima feels like he’s right here asking for the support of a friend 😩😌💞

May your fridge be stocked and your juice/water be cold, bro.

and may both sides of your pillow be cold tonight, bro.

LMFAOOOO SAMEEEE jarvis is my go-to youtuber for when im high & none of my friends can come over n i wanna chill. so glad more people think this way

How tf would anybody know about that? sorry we don't hang around racists never heard of that stuff in my life must be a southern thing

@@JohnDoe-vr3ey far from a southern thing it's just an old drawn out antiquated idea. Those things seem a bit insidious to me and I'm Texan man.

fr, like i had no idea those existed, but like, as soon as he said "before the war" i was pissed as hell because what the fuck is wrong with people..

fr. i did not know that was a thing and now I can't believe it's a thing.

I actually don't see the antebellum term as being inherently racist, but only because there's a very unique aesthetic attached to the "old south" that can be appealing. If you have a large victorian house with a wraparound porch next to some oak trees with spanish moss on them, it's going to look distinctly southern, regardless of whether that house ever belonged to plantation owners. I realize that it's a very fine line between glorifying the southern aesthetic and glorifying the confederacy, but I'd like to think that people can appreciate period architecture while hating slavery. Throwing an antebellum themed party is bizarre though. Just stick with "victorian" and invite those black friends you tout so fervently. Don't have any? Maybe the desire to throw an antebellum party is part of the reason why.

😂😂😂

wAKe Up shEEple

Sadly they do, I went to high school w Anna and this whole thing did not surprise me at all

@ngan dinh eh, just your typical mean girl who needed attention and found an outlet for it

As an aromantic, it worked

He could be bold faced lying to us! I would be just nodding along.

@@hippopajamas the lie would be more interesting than the show itself.

Jarvis should direct the next season

Don't give him ideas

wait that would be kinda great though

I spent the entirety of 2018 in a depressed haze so yeah that sounds about right

He’s talking about 2018 like it’s goddamn 1918

I had to look at a calendar cause he was acting like 2018 was 200 years ago. I know thinking about the before times have us a bit confused but no this was never okay.

I still laugh at the letter E

He said back in 2018 like it wasn’t just two years ago

I fucking wish Antebellum parties were like roaring 20s parties. Unfortunately there’s a 60 year gap between those two periods, so not even close. Antebellum parties are more comparable to parties that celebrate Nazi Germany. Which I’m sure those exist here in America too, because this country is basically what happens when two planets collide at full speed.

Yeah, in the USA, anytime someone refers to something as “antebellum”, in my experience they’re discussing the Civil War- and generally the South. I don’t think I’ve ever heard it applied to any other war even when it would technically be correct.

Swear to God lol. Jarvis *almost* makes it sound entertaining enough to watch

My mom watches it. I walk into the room and complain each time, but somehow end up getting into it. It's something you watch because it's so bad. A trainwreck but more confusing than shocking.

@@SamuraiGuy I think i get ya, some songs ill be singing out loud or listening to because its so bad that its actually funny and entertaining

it’s me, my sister, and Jarvis. that’s it. i want my abc money now 😤

@@SamuraiGuy Like TLC.

And complaining about it. But come on we all love him for it

But this is much better

the dream honestly

Ther- There’s something wrong with that?

We stan

John Paul Jones 😩💞

@@treesap8911 Oh my goodness that guy was so nice

@@dust6590 a whole golden retriever in a person 😭💜

What about Dolphin woman????

@@princessazulaofthefirenati5870 you bring up a good point Princess Azula of the Fire Nation

Sounds more like middle school to me. Elementary school boys and girls still played together and everyone's attention span was way too short to even manage to bully anyone for more than an hour anyways before they literally just forgot that they wanted to be mean to someone 😂

@@sleepysera I'm literally talking about my own experience tho

say it louder for the people in the back

Twitter needs this as a banner

@@Blakbox92 nah Twitter needs to be deleted. One of the most inconstant TOS’s enforcements ive seen on social media apps

@@2kmichaeljordan438 Twitch

@@MiguelAngel-go4ck that shithole as well

Also a big yikes is actively defending the contestant that went to an antebellum themed party in the season with the first black bachelor.

why? genuine question

@@lvbboi9 I think it’s because they’re using his experiences he’s had for entertainment. But also because they made the whole things about him being black and not having a present father and not treating him like a “regular contestant” on a dating show (I don’t know what the hell regular contestant means)

@@GA_131 I agree making it about him "being black" is dumb and feels like the network just going "lOoK gUys A bLaCk BacHeloR wE'rE sO iNclUsIve" But the whole "making a big deal out of the father thing", isn't that what these shows do all the time? They'll grab into one thing and suck as much drama as they can from it? I could be wrong idk if that has been the case with any other bachelor, but yeah it's weird

@@lvbboi9 it's the fact that black fathers have the highest rates of being absent, and the bachelor has spent the entire season focusing and profiting off of that experience.

Activision Blizzard: "Amateurs"

@@dhruvtukadiya Lol 😂

Wait you’re telling me other people watch the bachelor, and if he, one man, makes up 80% of the people watching show then… what how is there 20% left, who is the last 20%?

It would be 50%

@@CockusTheFifth the joke was that jarvis is the only content creator that supported it and gave it traction. Without jarvis, the show would lose most of it's audience. I was hoping to not explain the joke, but it's whatever. Hope I cleared it up :)

Bruh I know

is that why they got together so fast🤔

😭

Werehorses!!!!

for a second i thought dales name was dlare

Jean

And the other foot was starting a racist business!

I read this right as he said it

reawlity of the relations between bm and their sons

They're not a problem even now. Antebellum literally just denotes the time period, and unless they're hanging effigies at these parties, or have slavery themes, they're not in any way racist. People who weren't slave owners wore that type of clothing back then, so wearing that clothing doesn't automatically equal racism.

@@jth_printed_designs so an Antebellum themed party is going to be shooting for one specific aesthetic, the plantation owner/southern belle. These were children of rich plantation owners, not your everyday farmer’s family whose clothes would be far less elaborate. You won’t see an antebellum party where the men are dressed in rather plain clothes and Union suits, and the women in more suitable working dresses. Instead, you will see the men in waste coats and women in elaborate dresses. Basically, you will see a party themed to plantation ownership, which was a racist institution as it relied on slave labor.

What's wrong with Civil War reenactments?

@@barryallen2240 its less that and having a party where you act like a bunch of slave owners. A civil war reenactment is more focused on the battles and not the out of war life of a slave owner.

@@theleft4dead2tank5 Ah, I see that makes sense

I think about this often. I watched allllll of it!

great tv

and their shows were way more iconic and entertaining

@@onyx081 oh definitely!

Excellent tv

That was so fucking bitchy of Anna, even if Brittany is/was an escort, WHO CARES!! As long as it is between consenting adults, why is it a big deal?

Is being an escort good?

@@thedevilsadvocate5210 just as normal as any other job, just has a lot of (needless) stigma around it

@@chayden153 it’s not bc of twitter, ppl hav been disrespecting sex workers for a long time

@LeoUltima Anti sex work is a conservative opinion and Twitter is mostly left wing. Also don’t Blame Twitter for everything it’s stupid. Twitter isn’t the bogeyman reactionarys make it out to be. It’s millions of people with different opinions not a monolith

Organics once again play to robot stereotypes... *sigh*

@@DarkPhaaze Truly a technist society we live in smh

representation 🖤🖤🖤

mans out here failing the turing test on live tv

I like fish, so now I've started staring into bodies of water looking for other people's business.

I like sushi, so now I’ve started wrapping other people’s business in seaweed and rice

And all of Chicago took that personally.

I refuse to take any Chicago slander

Everyone knows Chicago is a two horse town.

Chi City! Home of artisanal pizza, steelworks, and especially hard luck baseball team the Cubs. Congrats on their 2016 win, narrowly avoiding a supernatural coincidence with Back to the Future Part 2.

Yeah. Especially for someone who LIVES there lmao. Smh she knows better for sure but was trying to justify her shit behavior

She said it like she was introducing a new variety of shoes or something: "now it comes in black"

@@randomuserwitharandomname6183 exactly... Like why is white the default for people

@@molsondutch93 Ikr, people are weird 🤷 they would see a brown person and think they are just tanned 🤦

@@randomuserwitharandomname6183 isnt that all the bachelors are? I swear, they always pick the dullest people for the role

Random user with a random name “Now, it’s in that _DARK COLOR”_

He is the first gay man though

Fr and Colton literally traumatized his ex to the point she had to get a restraining order after he stalked her and like the franchise just pretend that’s all fine and dandy cuz he was just closeted

the first...gay...bachelorette? Is he not a man?

@@thetruth830 i guess they just think they can't get men to be contestants on the bachelor so they put him on the bachelorette...?

@@themyofmy are you serious? LMAOO

Rachel's season was absolutely infuriating, that was when I gave up on the show

Rachel's season was absolutely infuriating, that was when I gave up on the show

Rachel had the best season of the bachelorette. Along with Taysia too.

That's when I gave up on the franchise too. Hm. Taysia. I am intrigued. Might have to give that season a shot! Edit: watched the rest of this video and I super retract this statement. Fucking terrible, ABC. Fuck. What the fuck.

I love your username.

17:52 btw

gives Pam from the office energy

Noel Miller keepin it afloat

But it is the first time we have a black bachelor

@@oakisap cool?

@@oakisap nice, but black people aren't immune to criticism

@@Kettie5 i think you mean people who support blm

evil producers

As someone whose never met my 'father' if I was made to talk to him like that on tv I would not be happy. Like at all. Ew. No. That's not the kind of thing that should be on a TV show. Especially a dating show!

@@AjaAkata oops I did lol

@@AjaAkata lol, I think we all have had a moment like that ^^ I submitted a college application where I put my own birthdate down incorrectly lol

Read that and thought this was about the current season of Big Brother Brazil

What wtf??? Why haven't I heard about this????

wait what the fuck lmao

Excuse me-wHAt?? 👁.👄👁

In one breath it’s “white people shouldn’t talk about race to colored people” and then in the next it’s “colored people shouldn’t have to explain racial experiences to white people” your logic doesn’t make sense. You all aren’t serious about finding solutions because you get too much fun out of pointing fingers.

@@Autumnaul Hey, thank you for letting me know that my logic may have some flaws. It’s always good to have honest feedback, as that helps me to improve myself as a person. I suppose the point that I was trying to make boils down to the fact that white people should not explain what is and what is not racist to black people, because they are not coming from a place of experience. Those who have experienced racial prejudice should be the ones to define what it means to them, is all I meant. It’s heathy to have a differing of opinions, though, and I’ll never respond with anger to being refuted; I’m sorry that my original point wasn’t clear. Have a great day!

@@Autumnaul when did this person ever say poc shouldn't have to explain racial experiences to white people? I know thats a lot of people's pov but they certainly never mentioned it and I don't understand why op apologized to you for something they never did. Most of the people saying poc shouldn't have to explain come from a place of, "hey, poc shouldn't have to explain why actively harming them is bad, having empathy would make that crystal clear." And there are tons of poc willing to educate others on their experience, but sharing that experience, as shown in this video, leads to being harassed and talked down to. It's obvious why poc aren't willing to go there with people who don't understand their lives, considering most of those people are either aggressively racist or supporting people/laws that are taking away minorities' rights.

@@pegs-ies I believe OP responded that way because the commenter generalized a group argument rather than what OP said. Someone got angry at me for the same thing the commenter said. I responded in support of a BLM video and gave the closest experience I had as a white person and they called me racist and stupid. I ran it by my friend who is black to make sure and she said it was not racist in any way. The person who got angry with me also refused to explain how what I said was upsetting and instead told me not to tone police them when I asked them for constructive criticism rather than an attack.

@@earthtovesna It’s very frustrating when people don’t want to explain themselves just cause you’re white “and you should know better.” I believe if there’s one thing that’s going to help us better handle racism is communication and spreading knowledge. We should promote healthy conversations that help combat ignorance rather than senselessly fight with emotion.

I've heard this said about jokes, too. And I agree.

Also I genuinely don’t think there’s a difference. Racism is racism regardless of the reason behind it

@@quirkyblackenby I totally get what you mean here, tho I think the difference lies on the source itself. Racism is and always will be racism. There is no point on downplaying it or sugar-coating it. However, racism is a complex social issue that arises from different origins. Racism can come from a place of hatred and intolerance (the worst kind) and it can also come from ignorance, which is where “racially insensitive” behaviours come from. I want to believe in the best of people (and I’m aware that it can be pretty foolish). I truly believe that it is possible for someone to not be at heart a racist individual, but still display racist behaviours. There are so many reasons a person can be misguided, whether it’s family, friends, culture, religion, media, etc, and so long they are willing to change for the better, then I think they’re not inherently a bad person. I’m not saying that it’s up to POCs to “fix” other people’s mistakes however. When someone hurts another person, regardless of their intentions as Jarvis explained, they should always reprimand their past actions.

i would say it matters. problematic behavior have different sources and if someone's trying to be hateful or offensive it's way worse. idk if people feel the same when it comes to race but for example if someone says something homophobic because they're uneducated and then understand what was wrong and apologize, i won't feel equally offended as when someone is being deliberately homophobic. i think the intention matters

@@denied7616 But the homophobic action itself is problematic. I think that’s what Jarvis was trying to get at. It doesn’t matter what the intentions were, because the action is not excusable. However, if a person sincerely apologizes for said action, then yes they can be forgiven, but not excused. You can’t eliminate the direct consequences of an action after someone is forgiven. But then again, maybe that’s just me.

Lol thought that just as he said it 😂

(current) sex worker checking in… super based of jarvis i feel seen and respected!!!

Me too lol

Same!

Don’t we all? Lol

I was never allowed to watch it when i was younger but now i have absolutely no desire to actually watch the show lmao

literally me, I don't even know if it's available to watch in my country but here I am 💆💆

Okay, that’s genuinely funny. You should write more jokes like that.

They won't be filming together, Katie's season is filming now and Michelle's season is filming in the summer. I don't watch any of these shows but I like to read Reality Steve to hear about the drama 😝

They're all actors. They probably don't even talk to each other outside the show.

@@KevinLuper99 I don't think they're actors, but they are "regular people" who care more about becoming Instagram famous than actually finding love!

Michelle deserves way better.

Didn't that happen on the Vietnamese version of The Bachelor. I think that would be so awesome if we saw that on the American version.

They did treat him like that tho so you're right there

Yup. They were like- for the first time, we have a new speci-.... OH UMM, WE HAVE A BLACK MAN FOR THE FIRST TIME.... HAHA...Now pls welcome the new speci- I MEAN BACHELOR.... matt......

It was bad timing. They should have let him go those the dating pool on the b-rette for a season.

Yeah. The only thing they lose then are the discussions on race...which sucked anyway..so yeah...

@@or9422 Did those discussions on race suck in 2018? Or 2021? Lol

i heard bc i found a vid of mr beast saying the f slur and making transphobic "attack helicopter joke" and i commented saying everybody's defending him but like just bc hes famous doesnt make it ok and everybody say it was 2016 everybody make the joke get over it

Noa Weiss Bruh what the hell are you talking about?

Meanwhile, I’m over here feeling like nothing about my life has changed since 2018.

@@opulent4746 idk i have horrible grammar

I just want to know wtf Chris Harrison was up to in 2018

she's okay!

@@jarvis ​ @Nive Is Unicorn Fluff yoo bro I'm really sorry to bother you. just wanted to ask you for your honest opinion on my youtube channel. my recent video is really short so i would really appreciate it if you give it a watch and tell me what you think in the comments

@@exterminationmalfunktion you didn’t even cut out the last person you begged to give an opinion on your channel- that’s sad

@@exterminationmalfunktion You self promote so I immediately just toss your channel into the garbage tier

@@samr9408 ,, make videos? Post your own content on this platform or others? Do you think Jarvis did that lol

He used the Shane Dawson defense lol

in these times it's just a dress up event and now u have blacks wanting to be in tv shows in period costumes, there was even a black girl who was also dressed up at that event

If something's wrong, it's wrong, no matter the time. Are they going to say "slavery's bad, buy you gotta give it to the slaveowners, it was in the 19th century, so don't blame them" next?

@@bib4eto656 This is the exact shit people say. My father for example does not understand why I hate Thomas Jefferson so much, and when I bring up slavery he always uses the "it was normal back then" excuse. You love to see it.

@@ii_caelus_ii I see! But then there were a certain amount of people from that time who realized it was wrong, despite it "being normal for the times", and that's why it ended. Men like Thomas Jefferson were well-travelled and highly-educated, learning history and philosophy - you'd expect they'd know better, too, so you tell him his argument holds no water 😁

I have to skip around in Jarvis' Bachelor videos so much bc if I have to watch even a second of those introduction pieces I feel like I am going to DIE. That one where there was a white guy who rapped AND a a guy who sang/played the guitar? Constant skipping. Oh my GOD.

@@hippopajamas yo bro I'm really sorry to bother you. just wanted to ask you for your honest opinion on my youtube channel. my recent video is really short so i would really appreciate it if you give it a watch and tell me what you think in the comments

I don't get second hand embarrassment, it's just not a thing for me, but even I am Uncomfortable with the Bachelor's energy.

This needs to be the top comment

Up

I wish we, as a collective, could pin a comment

this is Jarvis Johnson GOLD

God fucking dammit

i assumed that they avoided giving him a bad/dramatic edit like they do with everyone else because they didn't want to be called out for manipulating/misleadingly editing the first black lead for drama

They give every male lead an incredibly bland edit on purpose, it's just especially noticeable this time because Matt was never on the Bachelorette so the audience didn't get a chance to know him then. I agree about how the cast was edited though.

They asked Michelle first but she wanted to finish the year with her students. So they offered to tape in the summer and it would air this fall.

I agree the Bachelor franchise is very racist, but it’s not true that they backtracked and chose Michelle second. As the other commenter said, Katie was asked to do the earlier season after Michelle refused to film until after the school year ended. Important to get the facts right!

@@beccabraiman tbh I don't believe that s because there were rumours for Katie since January and the Michelle stuff didn't come til feb

It sounds like the mythical town Elsa is from.

I'd watch this!

i would just be so clearly lusting after fame and money *on purpose* and make it clear to everybody else that while, most of em are pretty cool, im not into them

As an aro, same

Let me know when you're doing that so I can tune in to The Bachelorette for the first time.

I’d dress normally for the entire season. I’d be wearing chunky platform boots, and I’d threaten to punch everyone in the face constantly. If I had a Bachelorette season, I’d make it as chaotic as possible. It would make for some great entertainment.

Lmfao!! Flavvaaaa flaaaaaveee

Fun and hilarious. Somehow it was both a perfect parody and a better dating competition show.

Well that’s what the band’s name means which is why they changed it to Lady A recently.

My thoughts exactly 😂

I really liked his gf (former gf?)

@@anonthe-third2367 We all liked her, but maybe she didn't like us. None of our business he'll bounce back fast cause he's a King.

@@PanAndScanBuddy true enough. Hope they're both doing alright in the aftermath, breakups suck even when they end amicably

@@anonthe-third2367 I think he had posted about it(not a video) saying that it was a mutual thing

literally mood I watched this season too and it was so rough i love this video haha

I DIDNT omf but also THANK YOU for bringing that clip up I have been scrolling looking for a comment talking about it because ???! They hit the ground at such SPEED

My mother literally watched it religiously in the beginning,I gave no fucks. Jarvis put it in the title of a video and suddenly 😳

YES 💜

Tbh i still dont actually care but its fun hearinh jarvis talk about it

It's fucking up my algorithm, I keep getting suggested bachelor news and content. I like Jarvis, not whatever it is he's talking about

@@calebmcintosh1991 yo bro I'm really sorry to bother you. just wanted to ask you for your honest opinion on my youtube channel. my recent video is really short so i would really appreciate it if you give it a watch and tell me what you think in the comments

@@exterminationmalfunktion your content is good but please stop spamming in the comments If you want to expand your audience make your usual content and if possible make yt shorts (videos shorter than 1 minute, don't forget to put #shorts in the title) the algorithm will recommend these more and it might help you expand your audience Spamming in the comments won't help you much and it might attract negative attention

Im here for more troomtroom

Yes!

Nothing can be falling faster than that

Same

@@xariahoward3899 wow burn

I'm speedrunning my life falling apart lol *cries*

its falling faster then my grades which i didnt think was possible

He jumped the fence and came out of the closet

@@clovercurator7997 best way to come out?

Did he end up marrying the woman who won his season?

@@queencleopatra007 nah, his final pick rejected him and he jumped the fence. Im... kinda glad they didn't get married now lmao

Didn’t a girl get a restraining order against him for being violent towards her?

Wait which girl was it

@@grimmyboi wait, tea👀

*Which g i r l*

*WHICH* *GIRL* WE NEED ANSWERS

She didn't even last three weeks. That's the point is he got me hooked cause that girl, but she didn't even last long but by then I just needed to finish the season. Also don't need yall knowing where I went to school lol

Right! Like NYC so smal! Chigaco omg it's barely the size of house, its such a small town....

@@iloveroses208 nice pfp

I find that hilarious as someone who grew up in a town of less than 5000 people