This Is How You DON'T Play The Bureau: XCOM Declassified

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There may be spoilers, so if you don't want to be spoiled, you don't have to watch this.
Let me know what you think. He didn't fail a lot, but there are some good moments here and there.
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This Is How You Don't Play XCOM: Enemy Unknown by spartan456
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@nobodyfromnowwhere7510 7 лет назад

Doubles grenade capacity > Refuses to use grenades.

@DanielKay06 9 лет назад

Something I kinda noticed on Phil how you can easily tell if he's just acting really dumb and when he actually encounters a bug. When he's just too dumb he just says "it's a bug", bitches a bit and moves on. When it's an actual bug he milks it for all it's worth and goes "LOOK SEE IT'S A BUG, TOLD YOU IT'S A BUG, THERE ARE BUGS IT'S NOT MY FAULT" for ages as if the existence of one bug explains his failures on all other fronts.

@JohnnyC133 9 лет назад

He called XCOM an RTS...there are no words. Side note: who else laughs when he tries to sound smart whenever he talks over the credits of the games he 'plays'?

@HiroOfLegend 9 лет назад

40 seconds and the fail is already beginning.

@darkchiron 9 лет назад

Professor Fate He obviously has no idea what he's talking about, and his opinion for games is more often than not just whatever the popular opinion is. He clearly had no fun with the initial XCOM game and rage quit it because he reached an unwinnable condition but he says it's a great game because that's what people say about it.

@cajhonson44 7 лет назад

i feel dumb. i know rts means real time strategy but i didn't think what he said.

@alptigin5438 9 лет назад

For anyone who hasn't played this game, if it says "following commander" in a squaddie's bar, it's a bad thing. You should be manually ordering your squad into position to control angles of attack and fields of fire. Enemies can and will run anywhere there is a defilade, so the solution is to maintain maximum enfilade. That's why Phil keeps getting melee'd / flanked. As for why he keeps running out of ammo, that's just because he sprays like crazy. As with most shooters, a mix of aimed shots, double taps, and short bursts save bullets.

@Lobsterwithinternet Год назад

Not to mention he plays it like it's Gears of War and treats rifles like they’re machine guns.

@muramesa21 9 лет назад

Do you want to know the real story to X-com, He got his ass kicked in more ways then one (thousand) and the game recorded those mistakes each time he saved. Well, towards the end he could not reach the last ship due to poor management of resources and had his Doomsday tracker only one bar from ultimate game over. To add to this, DSP had one country doomed to reach failure by payday and there was nothing he could do but start over. He rage quit instead.

@muramesa21 9 лет назад

3:58 and DSP STILL CAN'T READ! That was the number 1 reason he failed so miserably on X-com enemy unknown.

@muramesa21 9 лет назад

muramesa21 16:21 4th wall break, from Myron Faulke - "Listen up, Phil - maybe you'll learn to do your job."

@Lobsterwithinternet Год назад

Been a while but thank you kind sir for the skinny. Couldn't find anyone to give me a straight answer if he actually finished it besides the TIHYDP.

@MariaIsabellaZNN 8 лет назад

I wonder if he actally does commentary each time or just has like, a sound board of himself where he randomly presses buttons (I'M PRESSING BUTTINS!!) to generate the commentary because I swear it's always the freaking same.. :D

@THEKINGOFDIVASVLOGS 9 лет назад

Oh my god, i saw your tweet finally. Twitter is bugged, but holy fuck do i suck at this game. Fake rage, not using my team well at all, and just basically shooting like it's Call Of Duty.

@ciellight 2 года назад

Damn, he empties magazines faster than he dropped XCOM Enemy Unknown!!

@linushyper300 6 лет назад

My God, the button mashing...

@DarthDimmadome 5 лет назад

Another game that Phil rushes to try and finish. He doesn’t play games to experience them, he plays games to attract people to fill his spare change cup. You see similar things on street corners in major city’s, but instead of using video games they’ll use a guitar or some form of musical instrument. Phil is a begger looking for handouts. Nothing more.

@Lobsterwithinternet Год назад

Been a while but this goes to show that Phil can't think. He just slams into the wall like the kool-aid man until either it breaks or he knocks himself out.

@KebradesBois 9 лет назад

He plays the game like it's a generic TPS, he understands nothing to the concept of squad, he completely lacks any tactical skills, has no situation awarness whatsoever, can't aim shit... and speak too much about sex to have any. I know it won't happen, but I'd like so much to meet him on a DayZ server... make some experiences...^^

@gnarkillguch 9 лет назад

LOL! He thinks the grenade frequency in this game is bad? Try playing COD World at War on Veteran and then talk to me. I can see it now... DSP plays World at War: Veteran difficulty run. Part 1: final

@FireTight 9 лет назад

Haha, yeah, that was insane... :D

@falconofthenight008 9 лет назад

lol nothing beats Halo 3 Legendary with Catch skull on oh my god its either move your ass every second or BOOM start over it was so frustrating cause for once the grunts are a HUUUGE threat

@FBragger69 9 лет назад

It literally rains grenades in world at war haha on veteran

@HurtboxTV 9 лет назад

DSP Experiences bugges Helicopter mechanics.

@ToonOMate 9 лет назад

"Ah, shit, I wasn't listening, I dunno what to do! Wait, someone wrote it down in chat." Yea, that pretty much sums it up. Amongst other things, it's /almost/ becoming unbearable to watch DSP play. Almost. He makes up for it with his mistakes and getting frustrated. :)

@SteveJonesGamingGWO 9 лет назад

Thanks caboose

@GmodCaboose56 9 лет назад

You're welcome.

@FBragger69 9 лет назад

He's actin like he had fun playin enemy unknown hahlololhaha

@jackhazardous4008 8 лет назад

He wasn't completely shit at a game. that's new.

@MsGhoulz 4 года назад

He enjoyed XCOM... Oh god he was a massive liar even back then too.

@pcgamingmasterrace9649 9 лет назад

erright? erright? erright?

@SuperfluousMoniker 9 лет назад

Of course Phil would play this like Gears of War and barely use his squad. Who needs flanking or tactics when you can hide behind one piece of cover and abuse the regenerating health mechanic?

@FBragger69 9 лет назад

Just picked this up like an hour ago but wanted to watch phil fuck up on normal before I started a veteran game an blew em outta the water hahaha

@FBragger69 9 лет назад

I'm down for any xcom haha phil is already havin trouble at the diff. select screen lmfao smh

@HiroOfLegend 9 лет назад

Really, he played this? *groans*

@gnarkillguch 9 лет назад

To be fair, nobody should play this game in general. That being said, let's watch him suffer! Lol.

@SteveJonesGamingGWO 9 лет назад

I actually liked this game as an experiment, that said i got 45% of the trophies in my first pass

@gnarkillguch 9 лет назад

Steve Jones Gaming I actually rented it the week it came out. It's not _terrible,_ just painfully mediocre. Wasn't too bad for a single playthrough, but I would stick with Enemy Unknown, or the original for my X-com fix.

@Chengeist 2 года назад

No Phil X COM is not an RTS game....

@happynewyear001 9 лет назад

Bugged difficulty mechanics.

@Stonedbloodlust 9 лет назад

Button mash!!! All I hear when he's not talking is button mashing wtf

@dillman6900 7 месяцев назад

Xcom..... is not an RTS Phil.....

@RezaQin 9 лет назад

Lol, XCOM is an rts. Yeah, ok.

@radelta 9 лет назад

Cant blame phil for raging. This game is fuckin garbage

@RezaQin 8 лет назад

+radelta Eh, it's not that bad of a third person shooter. The enemies throw way too many grenades though.

@flariz4824 7 лет назад

To be fair... this game looks like a fairly crappy one :/

@cajhonson44 7 лет назад

well cover shooter usually do

@ironpatriot2675 7 лет назад

ILikeBulletZ just play your cod games kiddo. this game is for brain using players...

@flariz4824 7 лет назад

I stopped playing CoD a long time ago... I miss the days the series were good (Modern Warfare 2 was the best game in the series. MW3 was not so good, but still decent. Then everything else was just kinda boring...) :( I would like to use my brain for actually good games though.