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TikTok's Tech Bro Is Still Creepy (Update) 

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@JarvisJohnsonGOLD
@JarvisJohnsonGOLD 11 месяцев назад
Thank you for watching! You’ll be amazed at what you can do with GrammarlyGO. Sign up at grammarly.com/jarvisgold and get 20% off Grammarly Premium.
@yeahyeahsingingchallenge1519
@yeahyeahsingingchallenge1519 11 месяцев назад
hi jarjis
@mystixcrystix5840
@mystixcrystix5840 11 месяцев назад
hey jarvino
@MarbleSoap
@MarbleSoap 11 месяцев назад
hello jarvon
@fionalovescatsalot
@fionalovescatsalot 11 месяцев назад
Hi jarsive
@wklyskz
@wklyskz 11 месяцев назад
hi carcass
@starchildemon1
@starchildemon1 11 месяцев назад
"this will psychologically force them to..." I don't think bro knows how friendships work
@starchildemon1
@starchildemon1 11 месяцев назад
@@solmas2111 right?!?
@kjaxthegrate
@kjaxthegrate 11 месяцев назад
This man does not deserve real friends...
@Cheshieruu
@Cheshieruu 11 месяцев назад
i was like, oh hannibal?
@starchildemon1
@starchildemon1 11 месяцев назад
@@Cheshieruu Ug! all his friends are Wills!!
@starchildemon1
@starchildemon1 11 месяцев назад
@@kjaxthegrate he couldn't possibly have any.
@JarvisJohnsonGOLD
@JarvisJohnsonGOLD 11 месяцев назад
this video originally had an issue and now it's back BUT THERES A NEW ENDING THERES AN UPDATE
@Fimpurities
@Fimpurities 11 месяцев назад
YOOO
@victorialeigh9127
@victorialeigh9127 11 месяцев назад
You should pin this to the top. I definitely thought this was just a re-upload and wasn't gonna watch again
@JarvisJohnsonGOLD
@JarvisJohnsonGOLD 11 месяцев назад
@@victorialeigh9127i can't because i'm contracted by the brand to pin the message unfortunately. tricky situation i know
@resintom852
@resintom852 11 месяцев назад
@@JarvisJohnsonGOLDpetition for multi-pinning sign below:
@ziggygunz2447
@ziggygunz2447 11 месяцев назад
Gotta love people commenting "simple solutions" before they have all the information lol smh
@bapiivxx8868
@bapiivxx8868 11 месяцев назад
I used the Rizz app on my trans girlfriend and it gave me the phrase 'did removing your testicles make you lighter, or are you just less ballsy?" And I think that's crazy
@asikibug
@asikibug 11 месяцев назад
HAHAGGA
@asikibug
@asikibug 11 месяцев назад
no wayy😭
@Shuang_Shuang
@Shuang_Shuang 11 месяцев назад
Bruh 😭😂
@leohdj3198
@leohdj3198 10 месяцев назад
The rizz app has no rizz and no filter
@goomymaster6417
@goomymaster6417 10 месяцев назад
sabotage app lmfao
@bobinator0124
@bobinator0124 11 месяцев назад
Bro really outed himself at 18:52 when he hit us with "The A.I. did nearly 75% better than me."
@kaydeningham4148
@kaydeningham4148 11 месяцев назад
Also, doesn’t “75% better than me” mean that the AI got 7 interested responses compared to 4? Out of 50? So still only a 14% success rate
@dcarter455
@dcarter455 12 дней назад
And the AI was trash😂😂😂
@hauntedsunsets
@hauntedsunsets 11 месяцев назад
the peak hilarity of how he acts like the AI is genius for figuring out things like "tons of beach pics means she likes the beach" and "she said she likes dolphins, so we should go on a dolphin date" just leaves me thinking he's never considered that people like it when you show you're interested in the things they they like
@SuzER08
@SuzER08 11 месяцев назад
i was thinking the same thing lol he was acting like the AI had some special ability to hone in on someones interests as if a regular person cant just see their chris brown or beach pics and try to connect with them on things they enjoy. like thats just basic social interactions
@monhi64
@monhi64 11 месяцев назад
I don’t think bro wants to admit it but this definitely looks like it’s way more about automating your love life and casting a net with 100 hunnies in it than it is with helping you converse with a person one at a time like normal. Imagine finding out you didn’t fall in love with your boyfriend but with a bot he was using to talk to 50 women at once 😂
@carleyhowe8259
@carleyhowe8259 11 месяцев назад
@@monhi64this actually makes a lot of sense, I didn’t think of that before. I was gonna say how sad it was that his genius “AI rizz” was just being just a baseline level of observant/ taking interest in someone, but it makes a lot more sense if he marketed the app to “help ppl with rizz” or smth. Like ur saying if someone found out that their bf was using a bot when they met online , marketing it this way creates sort of plausible deniability or whatever if they were to be confronted about it bc they can just say like “no i used it bc I have no rizz 😢”
@PissyLissy
@PissyLissy 11 месяцев назад
Ikr. If he actually cared about the person, he'd look at their Instagram himself to take note of what they like. Just goes to show how shallow and inconsiderate he is, not even wanting to bother to get to know the person he's acting like he wants to date. It's clear he just wants to hook up with these people, but he never outright says it. Instead, he acts like he's genuinely interested in dating these people, only to add them to his little list of the people he's hooked up with because he's "SO cool" and "great with women."
@michaelg2607
@michaelg2607 11 месяцев назад
my fave part of this was that the AI's first suggestion was just sending her the message "ocean beach". cave man rizz levels off the chart
@xANN28x
@xANN28x 11 месяцев назад
Does watching this a second time make me twice as premium?
@JarvisJohnsonGOLD
@JarvisJohnsonGOLD 11 месяцев назад
yes
@rgs8970
@rgs8970 11 месяцев назад
Bad news: it costs twice as much! Good news: 2 * 0 = 0!
@benjaminstevens4468
@benjaminstevens4468 11 месяцев назад
I sure hope so!
@klop4228
@klop4228 11 месяцев назад
Damn, I missed it the first time, I'm only single-premium :(
@Gustoberg
@Gustoberg 11 месяцев назад
​@@klop4228single bremium haha, widdle libble brain because no double preniom
@HeisenbergFam
@HeisenbergFam 11 месяцев назад
Jarvis' ability to make creepy TikTok watchable with his charisma is a talent
@taylifts
@taylifts 11 месяцев назад
Some might say it takes uniqueness and nerve (no I will not be explaining this reference lmao)
@Diphenhydra
@Diphenhydra 11 месяцев назад
@@tayliftscan you... explain it... pweetty pwease 👉👈
@heatherhaven1268
@heatherhaven1268 11 месяцев назад
He’s trying his best
@heatherhaven1268
@heatherhaven1268 11 месяцев назад
Yesterday I binged everything I could find with Jarvis and Jordan together
@grim_2652
@grim_2652 11 месяцев назад
bro how do you watch and comment on like every single video the moment i get to it
@slumber8120
@slumber8120 11 месяцев назад
honestly it's extremely iconic of jarvis to use a merch launch as an excuse to do an incredible photoshoot with his best friend. i love that
@mightymeatymech
@mightymeatymech 11 месяцев назад
yeah ngl him and jordan look good asf in those merch photos. i can't afford the merch but damn are they selling it
@garbagesalt
@garbagesalt 11 месяцев назад
did the same thing with the previous frog too edit: i meant drop not frog but im not changing it i stand by previous frog
@tallyjones4417
@tallyjones4417 11 месяцев назад
Gives me Cloak vibes lol
@dsfmdiya7500
@dsfmdiya7500 11 месяцев назад
Tbh I’m not much of a merch person, but that merch is looking fine as hell
@Fluff_Noodles
@Fluff_Noodles 10 месяцев назад
​@@garbagesalt I love the previous frog
@Sky-CladObserver
@Sky-CladObserver 11 месяцев назад
Considering that those "mean comments" were most likely written by himself, I find it funny that 2, possibly 3 of them involve his receding hairline. How to say you're insecure without saying you're insecure.
@adrianpink8144
@adrianpink8144 11 месяцев назад
They were the same few comments repeated so I think it’s all fake lol
@fullmooneverynite
@fullmooneverynite 11 месяцев назад
tbh my man asked me what my favorite ocean creature was when we first started dating and we’ve been together for three years now! we’re both violently autistic so that helps.
@hexinthelilypond4213
@hexinthelilypond4213 11 месяцев назад
🪼🐙
@shannons3419
@shannons3419 10 месяцев назад
I am now obsessed with the phrase "violently autistic"
@Oliviaandtrina
@Oliviaandtrina 9 месяцев назад
Violently autistic, as opposed to gently autistic 😂
@OW8579
@OW8579 3 месяца назад
Now that's a dolphin date I can get behind!
@FlightRiskWizard
@FlightRiskWizard 2 месяца назад
This happened with me and my girlfriend about underground 1960’s records! But… I’m pretty sure we are both very neurodivergent.
@sumdays
@sumdays 11 месяцев назад
“This feels engineered to make me mad” if only we knew someone crazy enough to do something that elaborate to punish people who made fun of him online 🤔
@lazyfoxplays8503
@lazyfoxplays8503 11 месяцев назад
You give creepy tech bro too much credit. That app couldn’t even flirt. And he had to pay women to go out with him. Bro couldn’t make an elaborate plan to get out of a paper room without paying someone else to show him paper can be torn open and he could leave.
@sumdays
@sumdays 11 месяцев назад
@@lazyfoxplays8503 LMAO very, very true
@TheNormExperience
@TheNormExperience 4 месяца назад
@@lazyfoxplays8503​​⁠honestly it’s too bad that you’re right because tech bro is definitely petty enough to do this if he knew how 😂
@GYAXA
@GYAXA 11 месяцев назад
The “what’s your favorite ocean creature” line would work on me only because I’d take it as an invitation to talk at length about my favorite species of crustaceans and fish.
@twitchy_bird
@twitchy_bird 11 месяцев назад
What's your favorite ocean creature?
@Aeternus75
@Aeternus75 11 месяцев назад
@@twitchy_bird squid, big squid...
@GYAXA
@GYAXA 11 месяцев назад
@@twitchy_bird It’s a hard toss up between sailfish and orcas. They’re both really neat in their own right. I’m fascinated by the former’s sails, since we know they have a few purposes (dissipating body heat, herding prey, etc.) but aren’t sure of we know all of them. And they’re also just really pretty. Orcas are also neat, I’ve been recently interested in all of the different “breeds” that can be found across the world, having adapted to a certain environment, since it can effect not just what they eat or what time of year they mate, but also the shape and size of their fin, the color and width of their saddle patch, and so on. Dunno if Ethan would want that as a reply when attempting to rizz, though.
@4nn4h
@4nn4h 11 месяцев назад
@@GYAXA great choices - you inspired me to read up on sailfish! What's your favourite crustacean?
@GYAXA
@GYAXA 11 месяцев назад
@@4nn4h Mantis shrimp! They’re their own unique order that is evolutionarily focused on close combat fighting. They have different groups of their claw types, the most common are smashers and spearers, if I recall correctly. There’s videos online of people who keep them as fish-tank pets and they will exhibit this punching behavior. Their compound eyes are also very sensitive, but it’s really unknown currently why their eyes are so complex and abled to see polarized light beyond helping them see their surroundings better to protect their territory, since they frequently partake in social fighting behaviors.
@Packlunch
@Packlunch 11 месяцев назад
"It's my responsibility as a great friend, to create trauma to motivate him to get back into the gym" Who hurt you, Ethan?
@moonsdaughter
@moonsdaughter 9 месяцев назад
Reminds me of that skit about an exercise program where they kidnap your child and you chase down the van that takes your kids to get exercise
@click_beatty
@click_beatty 9 месяцев назад
Yes 🎉! You get the patented second greet---oh. Wait. That's Kurtis Conner 👏🏿
@thebiggestcheems
@thebiggestcheems 8 месяцев назад
a gym bro presumably
@icu3869
@icu3869 7 месяцев назад
Who hurt him? Look at the spreadsheet!
@Edgeworth99
@Edgeworth99 11 месяцев назад
"The AI did 75% better than me" is not the flex that you think it is
@LordDomielOfElysium
@LordDomielOfElysium 11 месяцев назад
Make sure to rewatch it, there are new clips so it’ll still be interesting and it’ll really help Jarvis out! 😁
@sxgurplum4326
@sxgurplum4326 11 месяцев назад
Thank you because I was so confused 😭 I thought I looked into the future or something
@disarmyouwitha
@disarmyouwitha 11 месяцев назад
@@sxgurplum4326 same! lol
@elizabethconley4996
@elizabethconley4996 11 месяцев назад
Ty!
@resintom852
@resintom852 11 месяцев назад
Literally why I came to the comments, my brain hurt for a second 😂
@urlhnd
@urlhnd 11 месяцев назад
there’s a new ad, that’s for sure
@digapygmy70
@digapygmy70 11 месяцев назад
This is barely indistinguishable from a subplot in It’s Always Sunny, I can 100% see Dennis doing all of this
@blakefieri3447
@blakefieri3447 11 месяцев назад
Especially the bit about traumatizing his bro so he'll go to the gym with him
@d25102
@d25102 11 месяцев назад
exactly. this is what johnny and mac's texts look like
@celarts5752
@celarts5752 11 месяцев назад
I hope someone reports him to authorities cause what this creep's doing is legit stalking and harassment
@cosmicdust2668
@cosmicdust2668 11 месяцев назад
it would be if it was real, but it's still dangerous because it encourages the viewers to go out and do the same things without faking it, whether he intends that or not
@chocochipbananasplit
@chocochipbananasplit 10 месяцев назад
​@@cosmicdust2668it probably isn't real, but that is what scraping can actually do, Report every Action you take on a social Plattform and spit out that data to be analized by a Programm that can be trained be feeding it more and more data. Problem is, there are still no laws against it in most countries and scraping is still a grey área where some apps even happily sell you that data, so you don't have to do it "illegally" aka extract that data in dubious ways.
@burp2019
@burp2019 10 месяцев назад
it's all fake
@celarts5752
@celarts5752 10 месяцев назад
@@burp2019 Even if it is fake it's still fucking weird and it could be grounds for at least some sort of legal thing, even if it's only for not disclosing that he's advertising a product
@raimarulightning
@raimarulightning Месяц назад
​@@burp2019cap
@tedros6917
@tedros6917 11 месяцев назад
social engineering isn't a phrase this guy made up, its an actually thing and...not a good thing? first definition on google: Social engineering refers to all techniques aimed at talking a target into revealing specific information or performing a specific action for *illegitimate* reasons. so at least he admits he's a bad person lmao
@SilverDragonJay
@SilverDragonJay 11 месяцев назад
he might as well have called himself "manipulator" because that's all "social engineer" means. But if he did that then people would know to stay away from him from the get go.
@TheLastBOOMBOX
@TheLastBOOMBOX 11 месяцев назад
Pretty sure jarvis has a cs degree that should cover all this, so he probably knows that already
@hoiyawhal5695
@hoiyawhal5695 11 месяцев назад
Social engineers feel like the toxic version of sociologists 💀
@xyzzyx4839
@xyzzyx4839 11 месяцев назад
jarvis has done a vid on a 'social engineer' before (the billionare rapper who went to jail for tax fraud or embezzling or something) so i'm pretty sure he was just making a joke, not making an assumption on the phrase's meaning
@patgriffith9176
@patgriffith9176 11 месяцев назад
Someone was mean to him TWO YEARS AGO. Why is he wasting all the head space and emotional energy on those people? I know it's fake. But people do hold on to small things like that for years and the person doing the holding on is the one losing out in the situation.
@OfficiallyReviewed
@OfficiallyReviewed 11 месяцев назад
I studied CS at the same university as Ethan. He’s the same IRL, if not worse, than he is online
@emilymarie5263
@emilymarie5263 11 месяцев назад
Oh god
@excruciatingsleep
@excruciatingsleep 11 месяцев назад
How is that physically possible? He seems like the peak of annoying
@socialengineer
@socialengineer 11 месяцев назад
Trevor I know you are not talking. Remember when I started my first company, and you made fictions reviews about me getting sued just to try and damage my first company? I always wondered why you are like this… It just seemed like you hate on other people to make up for your short comings. If I wanted to be really mean to you, I would have just dropped all your classes since your password was wondershowzen (I didn’t write the exact password but you know)😂😂
@emilymarie5263
@emilymarie5263 11 месяцев назад
@@socialengineer was this written using the rizz app
@OfficiallyReviewed
@OfficiallyReviewed 11 месяцев назад
@@socialengineer dang man. Did you just tell me my password wasn’t encrypted? Can’t wait to write this one down in my log of mean comments
@Qxestionable
@Qxestionable 11 месяцев назад
I love how he keeps saying “the app figured out..” and “the app noticed…” for stuff the girls have explicitly stated or shown. I sure hope the Ai can figure out she liked dolphins after she says her favorite sea creatures are dolphins lol. I just don’t get what’s so impressive about it other then it saves some time, but most real people would nope out like 3 messages in so it’s not even worth it
@rahab2850
@rahab2850 11 месяцев назад
I think when women talk, tech bros just hear gibberish. So they think an AI that can understand women is genius even though any regular person can tell it's really not.
@MissMouchies
@MissMouchies 11 месяцев назад
I must be terribly gullible or something because if someone invited me to blab about my favorite ocean creature I'd be delighted. Earlier this very day I was gleefully perusing Wikipedia articles for various siphonophores
@4nn4h
@4nn4h 11 месяцев назад
ME TOO OMG. AREN'T THEY BIZARRE AND FASCINATING.
@skyrothman8651
@skyrothman8651 11 месяцев назад
I've been obsessing over oarfish for the past week
@catboyuwu5361
@catboyuwu5361 11 месяцев назад
DUDE SIPHONOPHORES ARE MY SPECIAL INTEREST!!! THEY ARE SO COOL LIKE THEY ARE A LIVING CONNECTED VILLAGE!!! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!
@MissMouchies
@MissMouchies 11 месяцев назад
@@catboyuwu5361 I think it's really cute how they all connect on the central column???? Like a barrel of monkeys or something..... We can do this, together.......
@catboyuwu5361
@catboyuwu5361 11 месяцев назад
@@MissMouchies *morphs my gelatinous body and connects with you to form a super-organism cutely
@teddeeznuts
@teddeeznuts 11 месяцев назад
i briefly thought the "Premium Viewer" colorblock sweater said "Premium Weiner" and you can imagine my disappointment when i realized i was wrong
@ferretappreciator
@ferretappreciator 10 месяцев назад
I'd kill for a premium Weiner. Or just a shirt saying that, idc
@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel
@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel 8 месяцев назад
I could go for a premium Weiner right about now
@c_ribou
@c_ribou 11 месяцев назад
Something about the lighting in this video ever so slightly matching the new merch is 10/10
@frankensteinlives
@frankensteinlives 11 месяцев назад
It's very premium, you're right!
@tylers2685
@tylers2685 11 месяцев назад
I really wish goblin sharks would have been her favorite sea creature so the AI would offered to take her on a "Goblin Shark Date 🦈 "
@icu3869
@icu3869 7 месяцев назад
it doesn’t matter what she likes, he picked “dolphins” notorious rapists, how is no one catching this?
@bob8mybobbob
@bob8mybobbob 11 месяцев назад
Who tf would agree to meet someone in person after two cheesy pickup lines? Either it’s fake (most likely), or he had to try this on hundreds of women before he found one who would reply to random texts, was single, was looking to date, and would meet up with someone that fast.
@rahab2850
@rahab2850 11 месяцев назад
I think it's funny that even though it's fake he still interpreted a girl bringing a friend for safety as some kind of threesome thing. Like he thinks that either women are lying about why they don't go places alone or he's just writing a fantasy situation where a scared woman and her friend are suddenly both into him?
@MTdaBlacking
@MTdaBlacking 11 месяцев назад
If I knew a guy like that IRL, I'd treat him the same way I'd treat someone making giant sculptures out of their own ear wax or something: that's a lot of admirable effort being put in for something others are able to do much faster, cleaner, and without being creepy...
@charliekeelingover
@charliekeelingover 11 месяцев назад
Finding out an AI pickup line app was made by 3 guys named Roman, Josh, and Zack is just about the least surprising thing I've ever heard
@hannahpolen7395
@hannahpolen7395 11 месяцев назад
Here’s a nice comment to cancel out any mean comment Jarvis might see: I love the content! The merch looks amazing! Your perspectives give me hope that the whole world hasn’t lost it! I watched the original upload and the updated video and enjoyed it both times! Have a great day and laugh at the haters!
@nonprofitgirl
@nonprofitgirl 11 месяцев назад
I was immediately wondering where they shot the merch photos…a PINK washer and dryer set!?? Love it.
@whitflores8160
@whitflores8160 11 месяцев назад
This comment makes me smile!
@Naz-jc5tp
@Naz-jc5tp 11 месяцев назад
One thing I noticed, especially after a dude donated to call that girl a clown, is that he and especially his audience is a bunch of closeted misogynists. Some are open about it but a lot of them just hate women and it’s not subtle at all.
@Ilivepuppys
@Ilivepuppys 11 дней назад
if you watch that guy you are, no respected guy would watch a misogynist for funnies than laugh about it. the fans I will say are teen boys, around that age as thats when you act like this, the mean comments I bet are just woman who tell him hes creepy and he shouldnt do the things he does.
@nari5161
@nari5161 11 месяцев назад
I feel like the subtext of this premise, with the suspension of disbelief that it were real, is that most guys sliding into dms don't look at the girls' IG to get a sense of who they are/ what they're into? Again, not real, but we're supposed to believe AI analyzing a screenshot is "hyperpersonalized"
@PeachysMom
@PeachysMom 11 месяцев назад
Exactly. It’s deeply strange
@cthuloso
@cthuloso 11 месяцев назад
Each time Ethan Kaiser says "psychologically" I involuntarily dig my fingernails onto my palms.
@candace72
@candace72 11 месяцев назад
The fact that he used lines from AMERICAN PSYCHO OF ALL MOVIES should tell you enough 💀
@squido8168
@squido8168 11 месяцев назад
if this guy was a mechanical engineer instead of a tech bro, he just becomes jigsaw
@4nn4h
@4nn4h 11 месяцев назад
Yikes, you're so right
@amaryllis118
@amaryllis118 11 месяцев назад
I literally JUST finished watching the first video about the tiktok tech bros, and now's there's a part two!
@atomichearts9332
@atomichearts9332 11 месяцев назад
i got so excited and then realized it was a reupload 💀😂
@LordDomielOfElysium
@LordDomielOfElysium 11 месяцев назад
@@atomichearts9332i think they mean the first video Jarvis made on these guys? Since this Is a part 2
@shinyminunthetheatregeek2036
@shinyminunthetheatregeek2036 11 месяцев назад
Me too, it was so weird lol
@JarvisJohnsonGOLD
@JarvisJohnsonGOLD 11 месяцев назад
@@atomichearts9332 there is a new ending tho so be sure to catch that!
@MimosaPrime
@MimosaPrime 11 месяцев назад
Anyone have the link for the first part?
@snb97
@snb97 11 месяцев назад
Fun fact: social engineering is a term used a lot in ethics training in office settings. We're trained to avoid it because it's manipulation lol
@tay-lore
@tay-lore 11 месяцев назад
Why is RU-vid so stupid!?! Creators shouldn't have to upload the same video several times because their fair use was determined unfair by someone feeling bitter!! This just seems so inconvenient for everyone!!
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 11 месяцев назад
Someone said this video got reuploaded because he had to put an ad read in it?
@ArtsyStarleta
@ArtsyStarleta 11 месяцев назад
@@FrenkTheJoy The ad-read was in the original, and exactly the same, too.
@tay-lore
@tay-lore 11 месяцев назад
I'm so very confused...
@blockytheblock1
@blockytheblock1 10 месяцев назад
@@tay-lore the ending is different
@punkrckr6889
@punkrckr6889 11 месяцев назад
This dude probably has a whole spreadsheet saved somewhere that's just titled "JARVIS 😠"
@NomadSnow
@NomadSnow 11 месяцев назад
Today feels like a really good day to be a premium channel user watching free premium content that is free, because I feel PREMIUM and GOLD
@this-is-a-pseudonym5927
@this-is-a-pseudonym5927 11 месяцев назад
Careful Jarvis you're gonna end up on one of this guy's spreadsheets
@The_Life
@The_Life 11 месяцев назад
Dude may give a lot more positive vibes out into society if he kept an Excel spreadsheet of all the nice things people said about him. He could go over it and start his day off right instead of just being a weird creep. Though it would, admittedly, probably be much shorter. But he wouldn't know that!
@lucianh9465
@lucianh9465 11 месяцев назад
social media keeps creating entirely new kinds of dudes that dont talk like real people. this is a robot, real humans dont talk about making pictures of your friends transactional
@orla8319
@orla8319 11 месяцев назад
Editing Editing Jarvis, obviously the reason he's saying that he made the app is because that's what the rizz app told him to say! Obviously
@baahblo
@baahblo 11 месяцев назад
the Rizz app was actually so good it decided to check my interests and matched me with a local beach and park in my area
@lyre_carr
@lyre_carr 11 месяцев назад
this man makes me want to leave the country and change my name
@svenleeuwen
@svenleeuwen 11 месяцев назад
Can we vote on your new name? Or suggest a new name? How about... Jess Hunter? Or.... Kate McToggle?
@gracejordan110
@gracejordan110 11 месяцев назад
His next TikTok is gonna be like “I made an entire spreadsheet of every woman that left the country and changed their name because of me in the past five years” with your new name and location listed then he’ll say he put a hidden camera in your new house.
@kateprice7417
@kateprice7417 11 месяцев назад
18:04 dude i had this in the background while playing minecraft, CAREFULLY TRANSPORTING MY NEW SNIFFER, and i about had a heart attack thinking it took damage
@juliawades4303
@juliawades4303 11 месяцев назад
The fact that the water bottle guy is purely for comedy yet his vids seem more logical than the “tech genius” is hilariously ironic
@graaoline1357
@graaoline1357 11 месяцев назад
nahh I hate this guy but he was cookin with “what’s your favorite ocean creature.” got that hyperfixation rizz
@frankenfurterr3432
@frankenfurterr3432 11 месяцев назад
me blushing whenever he says "youre premium" ☺
@sammyy6969
@sammyy6969 11 месяцев назад
17:30 that reaction is so perfect don't call random people "cutie" 😭
@hysterical-queer
@hysterical-queer 11 месяцев назад
This guy: "I used AI to make up a personality for myself and it's very effective and not weird" Also this guy: " I cannot WAIT to tell you all how I psychologically manipulated my 'friend' this time!" (EP. 20000)
@princessofhell4639
@princessofhell4639 11 месяцев назад
I'm sorry but no way you can't just make those connections yourself like this app must have been made for people who have never stepped outside or spoke to another human in their entire life
@jasonpaul4308
@jasonpaul4308 11 месяцев назад
im just stoked i can watch this video and see what it's all about without watching the actual videos and thus not making the algorithm think i want to see them lol
@syntheticat-3
@syntheticat-3 11 месяцев назад
the "he got that mad lib rizz" bit absolutely killed me on sight
@SewerRat3000
@SewerRat3000 11 месяцев назад
I giggle and kick my feet when Jarvis uploads
@flooffys
@flooffys 11 месяцев назад
no more giggling and kicking
@SewerRat3000
@SewerRat3000 11 месяцев назад
@@flooffys YOUR RULES WILL NOT CONFINE ME MORTAL
@3starsburningbright
@3starsburningbright 11 месяцев назад
jarvis reuploads his video and you reupload your comment, nice!
@michaelio6548
@michaelio6548 11 месяцев назад
I kickle and gick my uploads when Jarvis feets
@dali-dog
@dali-dog 6 месяцев назад
@michaelio6548 okay but this silly comment actually made me cackle out loud. I wasn’t expecting to, but thank you. I think it’s the use of “feets” as a verb
@Azpxcts
@Azpxcts 11 месяцев назад
Jarvis is one the few creators who can reupload something and I'll watch it again
@skifzz1
@skifzz1 11 месяцев назад
Oh boy! Another episode of my favorite non murderer premium channel!
@mqtaidmqtaid
@mqtaidmqtaid 11 месяцев назад
2:10 and you don't have to be very intelligent to see the continuous copy paste that he did there, which is a bit embarrassing for a "tech bro"
@Im_Merobiba_
@Im_Merobiba_ 11 месяцев назад
Roman Josh and Zack sounds like names of people I’d have to cover my drink around
@galaxyocicat5660
@galaxyocicat5660 10 месяцев назад
He stalked and broadcasted strangers on security cameras? Bro needs to get in jail immediatley.
@RyanPancakes
@RyanPancakes 11 месяцев назад
The thing about getting women to make his friend insecure about his weight seemed like something Dennis would do to Mac on an Always Sunny episode 😂
@Ruxin34
@Ruxin34 11 месяцев назад
That is a really cool shirt Jarvis! Where’d ya get it?
@tikki2340
@tikki2340 8 месяцев назад
Imagine the gut wrenching horror and dread that would come from talking to someone for days, weeks even, possibly taking interest in them, only to meet up and hear “yeah it was a chatbot, isn’t that cool?”
@morgengabe1
@morgengabe1 11 месяцев назад
I don't know if it's worse that he does this willingly or that he clearly can't help himself.
@trishlakadam2459
@trishlakadam2459 11 месяцев назад
Haha, surprisingly, I am not shocked that he is still creepy. I wonder why.
@realism3179
@realism3179 11 месяцев назад
Wow! Jarvis was quick to hit us with the patch notes
@fatgecko1616
@fatgecko1616 11 месяцев назад
My favorite part was when the rizzler said its rizzling time than forgot to bring the rizz.
@hannarchy6554
@hannarchy6554 11 месяцев назад
This reads so much like "desperate dude still salty over somebody being mean to him online 3 years ago has shower fantasy of how he'd totally get his revenge but then turns it into an actual ad for some fucking reason"
@theundyingalchemist
@theundyingalchemist 4 месяца назад
the rizz app wouldn’t work on me. as soon as someone asks me about one of my interests i will not shut up about it. “what’s your favourite ocean creature?” would be met with an answer no shorter than a paragraph long and i would need an enthusiastic response. i have ✨autistic rizz✨
@heatherhaven1268
@heatherhaven1268 11 месяцев назад
I feel like his “friends” would just take compromising photos to trade…
@Ndrewyy
@Ndrewyy 11 месяцев назад
2 years is crazy cuz a lot of people aren’t even the same person they used to be☠️
@miloriku
@miloriku 11 месяцев назад
Hell yea excited to see the video hope it gets all the love even after the reupload!
@gayghostprince
@gayghostprince 11 месяцев назад
if AI is 75% better at talking to women than you, maybe you're just boring
@LikeSoTotallyRandom
@LikeSoTotallyRandom 11 месяцев назад
New romance novel idea, dating bot messages another dating bot, they fall in love and their love creates sentience
@jakkeddaw
@jakkeddaw 11 месяцев назад
I thought I was going crazy when I watched half this video, then checked back and it was gone.
@gretajane666
@gretajane666 11 месяцев назад
“Speaking of Chris brown” being the first time they’re talking is so funny hahah
@Snartfoodler
@Snartfoodler 11 месяцев назад
jarvis ur drip is truly immaculate these days
@avery4818
@avery4818 11 месяцев назад
dude the way he proudly says "those trolls commented and i have never forgotten" is so fucking funny. bro they won
@emotionalbabydragon3360
@emotionalbabydragon3360 11 месяцев назад
This guy is the definition of making a mountain out of a mole hill. I'd hate to think what happens if you bump him on the Street. I mean he has to use ai to appear as a marginally decent human who takes an interest, even if it is Hecking creepy
@nataliebilal8133
@nataliebilal8133 11 месяцев назад
Jarvis looks so nice in that shade of purple
@Financiallyfreeauthor
@Financiallyfreeauthor 11 месяцев назад
He must have an affiliate partnership with the app, right? He could be getting paid based on downloads.
@Alex-cw3rz
@Alex-cw3rz 11 месяцев назад
I love how he's like only this AI could discover the code that she was into Dolphins, when she says in a message I like Dolphins
@agent_star
@agent_star 11 месяцев назад
'Social engineer' this man has never been Social
@CharlieSimmer27
@CharlieSimmer27 11 месяцев назад
i always love when jarvis uploads bc i don't have to decide what to watch, easiest choice of the day is more jarvis!!! keep up the good work bro i'm loving the new merch
@goofballcartoonist7848
@goofballcartoonist7848 11 месяцев назад
Hold up, I know I already watched this bot dating app guy update video. Is this a reupload?
@owenshirrell1150
@owenshirrell1150 11 месяцев назад
yeah, I believe there was a slight issue with a missing clip or two in the prior upload
@JarvisJohnsonGOLD
@JarvisJohnsonGOLD 11 месяцев назад
had to reupload to fix it but there's a new ending
@malegazeofficial
@malegazeofficial 11 месяцев назад
2:11 made me laugh out loud copying the same 7 comments over 57 times is hilarious in my humble opinion
@corduroy799
@corduroy799 11 месяцев назад
Watch out Jarvis! In 2 years you may have someone cold slide into your DMs asking you to a date then you'll be ghosted :(((
@mushthatoatmeal6547
@mushthatoatmeal6547 11 месяцев назад
this video cheered me up so much. my cat was just put down and this video made me smile and gave me the energy to eat. thank you so much jarvis :)
@wolfydawolf1296
@wolfydawolf1296 11 месяцев назад
It must've been tough for this dude being held back in kindergarten until he turned 20, because clearly he has absolutely zero pattern recognition or basic problem solving ability if he needs an ai to look at a ton of beach pics and come up with a beach date for the woman who likes the beach. Realistically, there's no reason at all he couldn't have figured that out while taking the screenshots he submitted to the app.
@phphoto6901
@phphoto6901 4 месяца назад
"This all feels engineered to make me mad" is now becoming part of my day-to-day vernacular
@gaymer7076
@gaymer7076 11 месяцев назад
i started watching this video and then had to stop, when I came back later jarvis had already deleted it and I seriously felt like I was going crazy, I went through all the premium channel and now I see this !! glad to know I wasn't insane 😭🙏
@xnaileditx
@xnaileditx 11 месяцев назад
Jarvis looking amazing with the all purple makes this guy’s content a lot more bearable
@elenabloksberg212
@elenabloksberg212 11 месяцев назад
Facts, man knows his color
@Absabob
@Absabob 11 месяцев назад
I LOVE that you mentioned chris browns timeline bc people still love him and support him and shrug off his shitty things and says he's "human" etc etc bc they can't bare to see their hero for what he is like even recently he's still going
@plague8163
@plague8163 11 месяцев назад
He doesn't seem to understand that using Homelander's theme while doing crazy shit like stalking haters isn't a great look.
@longislandteam
@longislandteam 11 месяцев назад
That Chris Brown bit made me choke on my coffee 😂
@Something125_
@Something125_ 11 месяцев назад
Are you surprised
@titusbarsczewski7653
@titusbarsczewski7653 Месяц назад
The first video of his, showed that the mean comments won against him, the whole job of a mean comment is to live in your head, which it clearly did
@shortD42
@shortD42 11 месяцев назад
This dude is an IRL Always Sunny Character
@Charlie-sm7id
@Charlie-sm7id 11 месяцев назад
jarvis your moustache is getting better and sexier every day. its evolving and growing. thank u for this blessed facial hair
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