TikTok's Tech Bro Is Still Creepy (Update) 

hi jarjis

hey jarvino

hello jarvon

Hi jarsive

hi carcass

@@solmas2111 right?!?

This man does not deserve real friends...

i was like, oh hannibal?

@@Cheshieruu Ug! all his friends are Wills!!

@@kjaxthegrate he couldn't possibly have any.

HAHAGGA

no wayy😭

Bruh 😭😂

The rizz app has no rizz and no filter

sabotage app lmfao

YOOO

You should pin this to the top. I definitely thought this was just a re-upload and wasn't gonna watch again

@@victorialeigh9127i can't because i'm contracted by the brand to pin the message unfortunately. tricky situation i know

@@JarvisJohnsonGOLDpetition for multi-pinning sign below:

Gotta love people commenting "simple solutions" before they have all the information lol smh

i was thinking the same thing lol he was acting like the AI had some special ability to hone in on someones interests as if a regular person cant just see their chris brown or beach pics and try to connect with them on things they enjoy. like thats just basic social interactions

I don’t think bro wants to admit it but this definitely looks like it’s way more about automating your love life and casting a net with 100 hunnies in it than it is with helping you converse with a person one at a time like normal. Imagine finding out you didn’t fall in love with your boyfriend but with a bot he was using to talk to 50 women at once 😂

@@monhi64this actually makes a lot of sense, I didn’t think of that before. I was gonna say how sad it was that his genius “AI rizz” was just being just a baseline level of observant/ taking interest in someone, but it makes a lot more sense if he marketed the app to “help ppl with rizz” or smth. Like ur saying if someone found out that their bf was using a bot when they met online , marketing it this way creates sort of plausible deniability or whatever if they were to be confronted about it bc they can just say like “no i used it bc I have no rizz 😢”

Ikr. If he actually cared about the person, he'd look at their Instagram himself to take note of what they like. Just goes to show how shallow and inconsiderate he is, not even wanting to bother to get to know the person he's acting like he wants to date. It's clear he just wants to hook up with these people, but he never outright says it. Instead, he acts like he's genuinely interested in dating these people, only to add them to his little list of the people he's hooked up with because he's "SO cool" and "great with women."

my fave part of this was that the AI's first suggestion was just sending her the message "ocean beach". cave man rizz levels off the chart

Also, doesn’t “75% better than me” mean that the AI got 7 interested responses compared to 4? Out of 50? So still only a 14% success rate

And the AI was trash😂😂😂

What's your favorite ocean creature?

@@twitchy_bird squid, big squid...

@@twitchy_bird It’s a hard toss up between sailfish and orcas. They’re both really neat in their own right. I’m fascinated by the former’s sails, since we know they have a few purposes (dissipating body heat, herding prey, etc.) but aren’t sure of we know all of them. And they’re also just really pretty. Orcas are also neat, I’ve been recently interested in all of the different “breeds” that can be found across the world, having adapted to a certain environment, since it can effect not just what they eat or what time of year they mate, but also the shape and size of their fin, the color and width of their saddle patch, and so on. Dunno if Ethan would want that as a reply when attempting to rizz, though.

@@GYAXA great choices - you inspired me to read up on sailfish! What's your favourite crustacean?

@@an_annanas Mantis shrimp! They’re their own unique order that is evolutionarily focused on close combat fighting. They have different groups of their claw types, the most common are smashers and spearers, if I recall correctly. There’s videos online of people who keep them as fish-tank pets and they will exhibit this punching behavior. Their compound eyes are also very sensitive, but it’s really unknown currently why their eyes are so complex and abled to see polarized light beyond helping them see their surroundings better to protect their territory, since they frequently partake in social fighting behaviors.

They were the same few comments repeated so I think it’s all fake lol

Some might say it takes uniqueness and nerve (no I will not be explaining this reference lmao)

@@tayliftscan you... explain it... pweetty pwease 👉👈

He’s trying his best

Yesterday I binged everything I could find with Jarvis and Jordan together

bro how do you watch and comment on like every single video the moment i get to it

yes

Bad news: it costs twice as much! Good news: 2 * 0 = 0!

I sure hope so!

Damn, I missed it the first time, I'm only single-premium :(

​@@klop4228single bremium haha, widdle libble brain because no double preniom

yeah ngl him and jordan look good asf in those merch photos. i can't afford the merch but damn are they selling it

did the same thing with the previous frog too edit: i meant drop not frog but im not changing it i stand by previous frog

Gives me Cloak vibes lol

Tbh I’m not much of a merch person, but that merch is looking fine as hell

​@@garbagesalt I love the previous frog

🪼🐙

I am now obsessed with the phrase "violently autistic"

Violently autistic, as opposed to gently autistic 😂

Now that's a dolphin date I can get behind!

This happened with me and my girlfriend about underground 1960’s records! But… I’m pretty sure we are both very neurodivergent.

You give creepy tech bro too much credit. That app couldn’t even flirt. And he had to pay women to go out with him. Bro couldn’t make an elaborate plan to get out of a paper room without paying someone else to show him paper can be torn open and he could leave.

@@lazyfoxplays8503 LMAO very, very true

@@lazyfoxplays8503​​⁠honestly it’s too bad that you’re right because tech bro is definitely petty enough to do this if he knew how 😂

Reminds me of that skit about an exercise program where they kidnap your child and you chase down the van that takes your kids to get exercise

Yes 🎉! You get the patented second greet---oh. Wait. That's Kurtis Conner 👏🏿

a gym bro presumably

Who hurt him? Look at the spreadsheet!

it would be if it was real, but it's still dangerous because it encourages the viewers to go out and do the same things without faking it, whether he intends that or not

​@@cosmicdust2668it probably isn't real, but that is what scraping can actually do, Report every Action you take on a social Plattform and spit out that data to be analized by a Programm that can be trained be feeding it more and more data. Problem is, there are still no laws against it in most countries and scraping is still a grey área where some apps even happily sell you that data, so you don't have to do it "illegally" aka extract that data in dubious ways.

it's all fake

@@burp2019 Even if it is fake it's still fucking weird and it could be grounds for at least some sort of legal thing, even if it's only for not disclosing that he's advertising a product

​@@burp2019cap

Especially the bit about traumatizing his bro so he'll go to the gym with him

exactly. this is what johnny and mac's texts look like

Thank you because I was so confused 😭 I thought I looked into the future or something

@@sxgurplum4326 same! lol

Ty!

Literally why I came to the comments, my brain hurt for a second 😂

there’s a new ad, that’s for sure

I think when women talk, tech bros just hear gibberish. So they think an AI that can understand women is genius even though any regular person can tell it's really not.

Oh god

How is that physically possible? He seems like the peak of annoying

Trevor I know you are not talking. Remember when I started my first company, and you made fictions reviews about me getting sued just to try and damage my first company? I always wondered why you are like this… It just seemed like you hate on other people to make up for your short comings. If I wanted to be really mean to you, I would have just dropped all your classes since your password was wondershowzen (I didn’t write the exact password but you know)😂😂

@@socialengineer was this written using the rizz app

@@socialengineer dang man. Did you just tell me my password wasn’t encrypted? Can’t wait to write this one down in my log of mean comments

ME TOO OMG. AREN'T THEY BIZARRE AND FASCINATING.

I've been obsessing over oarfish for the past week

DUDE SIPHONOPHORES ARE MY SPECIAL INTEREST!!! THEY ARE SO COOL LIKE THEY ARE A LIVING CONNECTED VILLAGE!!! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!

@@catboyuwu5361 I think it's really cute how they all connect on the central column???? Like a barrel of monkeys or something..... We can do this, together.......

@@MissMouchies *morphs my gelatinous body and connects with you to form a super-organism cutely

I'd kill for a premium Weiner. Or just a shirt saying that, idc

I could go for a premium Weiner right about now

It's very premium, you're right!

if you watch that guy you are, no respected guy would watch a misogynist for funnies than laugh about it. the fans I will say are teen boys, around that age as thats when you act like this, the mean comments I bet are just woman who tell him hes creepy and he shouldnt do the things he does.

I think it's funny that even though it's fake he still interpreted a girl bringing a friend for safety as some kind of threesome thing. Like he thinks that either women are lying about why they don't go places alone or he's just writing a fantasy situation where a scared woman and her friend are suddenly both into him?

he might as well have called himself "manipulator" because that's all "social engineer" means. But if he did that then people would know to stay away from him from the get go.

Pretty sure jarvis has a cs degree that should cover all this, so he probably knows that already

Social engineers feel like the toxic version of sociologists 💀

jarvis has done a vid on a 'social engineer' before (the billionare rapper who went to jail for tax fraud or embezzling or something) so i'm pretty sure he was just making a joke, not making an assumption on the phrase's meaning

Exactly. It’s deeply strange

it doesn’t matter what she likes, he picked “dolphins” notorious rapists, how is no one catching this?

I was immediately wondering where they shot the merch photos…a PINK washer and dryer set!?? Love it.

This comment makes me smile!

i got so excited and then realized it was a reupload 💀😂

@@atomichearts9332i think they mean the first video Jarvis made on these guys? Since this Is a part 2

Me too, it was so weird lol

@@atomichearts9332 there is a new ending tho so be sure to catch that!

Anyone have the link for the first part?

Yikes, you're so right

Someone said this video got reuploaded because he had to put an ad read in it?

@@FrenkTheJoy The ad-read was in the original, and exactly the same, too.

I'm so very confused...

@@tay-lore the ending is different

Can we vote on your new name? Or suggest a new name? How about... Jess Hunter? Or.... Kate McToggle?

His next TikTok is gonna be like “I made an entire spreadsheet of every woman that left the country and changed their name because of me in the past five years” with your new name and location listed then he’ll say he put a hidden camera in your new house.

no more giggling and kicking

@@flooffys YOUR RULES WILL NOT CONFINE ME MORTAL

jarvis reuploads his video and you reupload your comment, nice!

I kickle and gick my uploads when Jarvis feets

@michaelio6548 okay but this silly comment actually made me cackle out loud. I wasn’t expecting to, but thank you. I think it’s the use of “feets” as a verb

yeah, I believe there was a slight issue with a missing clip or two in the prior upload

had to reupload to fix it but there's a new ending