Tumblr Cringe: Vol. 2 

That's not an opinion, that's a fact✨

I agree

That’s fortunately a pretty popular opinion

@@onlyonefry not really...

This isn’t an unpopular opinion it’s common knowledge

A shy Undertale player nicely said

Nicely said jude

there's also loads of porn, much of which is very acceptable

A shy Undertale player Or just a bunch of porn.

I'd say it makes me question the future of humanity.

And my last name is Starinieri. And I’m white!

I have a german last name and I have to spell it every time

@disabled account You were number one

disabled account goddamn

Half black/Korean: lol same

SAME

i just realize reading your comment, btw i was thinking that one of them was joking.

How do I erase someones existence

Joaquin Fernandez If you press Ctrl + U you can delete someone with developer’s tools so you won’t get to see ‘em

It's on Tumblr. Do you really think that men and women who get shot at for a living have time to be on that shitty app?

Spaze how do you use italics

Am I the only person here who realizes this is a joke or

_ _Italics_ _

what if im mexican and quote mlk

The logic behind such posts like the ones on tumblr confuses me.

How dare you say "i can’t breathe" you’re opressing people who may be suffocating while reading your post you white-cis-hetero-privelidged oppressing opressor! How very dare you >:(

I have to agree with Samuel here. Tony Stark is going to lose oxygen TOMORROW and you're here making a joke about it? I could never.

Same thing that they say that i as a spaniard am somehow not white...

The real term for it is Español though, not Spanish like lmao

@@andrealachica7607 the real real term would be castellano. Español spanish doesnt really exist.

Dari's Channel there are 4 likes and I don’t want to ruin it

Dari's Channel somewhere out there, mista is screaming

@@ArtemisEros GOD DAMMIT I CANNOT ESCAPE THIS VHHJF FANDOM it was pretty funny tho

Batya Livni once you’ve seen jojo, nothing is ever the same anymore XD

MISTAAAAAAAAAA

I feel it would be a privilege to not be attracted to anyone at all. That sounds heavenly.

@@dontbeaclown96 so, being aroace?

@@dontbeaclown96 Every side have its downside, when you're aroace there's still peoples who'll want to pressure you into being in a relationship, having kids etc

Ikr- as an ace person we are NOT all like that 😭

Ciiah Kultti that’s what tumblr was made for ?

Welp, they did a bang-up job.

Ciiah Kultti I agree, they just messed it up :/.

YES tumblr could get pretty accepting and some people find good friends from that site but because there's so many ignorant people who are apparently feminists (who i'm pretty sure are just hopping on a bandwagon) are just pandering and give actual feminists with actual good goals a bad name

Agreed. I think the current social climate is making people extremely eager to be politically involved - the problem is that many of these people are misinformed and/or they tend to overanalyze things until they no longer make sense. It does hurt actual causes with actual good goals. The "feminists" on Tumblr are the examples that anti-feminists use to make it seem as though feminism as a whole is a batshit crazy movement with batshit crazy people in it. Choose your goddamned battles. I swear, it's like these people are just trying to collect PC gold star points on Tumblr, like it's today's "street cred" or something. They don't actually care about these causes - nor do they acknowledge the fact that they're doing more harm than good. Stubborn, ignorant little shit heads.

How dare you !

Hey, nobody said you’re welcome here. You stupid racist, learn how to love fat girls then come back. #respectwamen #feminismisthebest #fkoff #lovefatgirls

You are offending all the people who prefer to be greeted with a "Hello" instead of a "Hi". You are oppressing those people!! Shame on you!! #oppression #HelloNotHi #UsernameImpliesTerrorissim #YesIMispelledTerrorismOnPurpose #BecauseCorrectingTyposIsAlphabeticalShaming #WatchingRU-vidWithoutDarkThemeOnIsRacist #AmITakingThisTooFar? #ThatWasntAQuestion #FYINoIAmNot #Hashtag #Hashtags

Omg I cannot believe you said hi in QUOTATION MARKS!!! You're just excluding the other marks used in typing/writing. Like how do you think they feel by not getting used when you typed that sentence?????? Like I just cannot believe you're so inconsiderate to the other marks' feelings. The people of 2018 have officially gone to shit 🖕🖕✌️✌️ #excluded #hate2018 #racist #inconsiderate

Michelle Orozco I feel like if somebody actually did say hola they'd be called a racist

Restricting any people from saying anything is racist, or at the very least discrimination.

Pretty much. But you can't be racist to white people according to some folks.

@@oniemployee3437 discrimination based on race is literally the purest form of racism, It is racism

If MLK was still here today, he’d be dissapointed

DIO!

This is why no one likes Jojo fans

@@ohno8064 Your name is what Joseph says in JoJo so you're a JoJo reference haha, muda muda ora ora lololol

@ウィーブ・トラッシュ Haha funny phrase Japanese people can't say things right hur durr

It's great

i love it. it's proof tumblr hasn't completely gone mad

Yup😂

The amount of satire as well

mata schmata tumblr is split in 2: the SJWs and the good part r/tumblrinaction is the SJWs r/tumblr is the good part

Yeah! My boyfriend is a native Hebrew speaker and I'm an Anglo. We have a long standing agreement to correct each other's mistakes, and as a result my Hebrew and his English have improved to nearly the level of a native speaker. Constructive feedback is the best!

yea but most people are rude about it

@@izzythetrashposter5710 don't people normally just say "[insert corrected word]**" and move on with their day-

@@kerakn_ no, they say "actually, it's you're" or just "you're" like some passive aggressive bitch. idk say "i know english is hard, but we use 'you're' in this sentence. have a nice day." or something that doesn't sound rude to people. some language rules are different and thus comes off as rude to people

@@izzythetrashposter5710 it's not that big a deal, just a quick mention. Nobody has time to compose an entire speech, and if you get offended by something like that you need thicker skin.

Grzegorz (unspellable thing)

@@zulthyr1852 Gshegosh

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

Chrząszcz, Chrabąszcz

@@pigeon1426 fak

I'm a grammar Nazi with myself (I even use the Oxford comma and semicolon when texting) but I don't like to correct others online. You never know when they speak English as a second language and English is one of the most fucked up languages on the planets when it comes to grammar and spelling rules.

Yea, but some assholes use it as an "I'm better than you because you made a grammar mistake." Sort of thing. I see it all the time, especially on youtube. You made a typo, so your entire argument is invalid!!!1111!1

L. Lilubell exactly -_-

@@labaronnedecorbeauviolette5865 That's when you delete all your comments and leave the argument.

I was thinking about this as I heard the post being read aloud. If you choose to correct someone's grammar/spelling, there is most likely an intent to help them improve.

Been struggling to figure out why I love these so much, I think this is it

Entraya Crosshill I stared to watch this and didn’t realize it would hurt my soul.

Entraya Crosshill holy shit same

amen ahahahaha

It’s so entertaining

Ah yes *T I M E*

4

Me: I want girl. Girl: But what abo- Me: Yes.

Me: I Will take a fucking crackhead if I have to. I just want to be cuddled for once

@Sgt. Joe yeah, how did that even start?

Nah, just the porn, but the fascists and pedos are still here

@@howto730 that's totally a fair trade, especially since there's even more porn than before. It's like the goddamn prohibition era

Honestly im just waiting for some folks to get so pissed on tumblr they conduct an irl raid on tumblr hq and wipe the servers completely

Do u still have said blog? I wanna follow

No more ask mercy... Noooo nain ñe ñieţ

No, it's people who don't stand our opinions. If you saw a child eating a strawberry ice cream, would you beat them because they like strawberry, or their opinions about it? jesus, people really suck these days.

That's just the surface Underneath that are actually some really cool people. You just gotta look for them.

I feel you. I have a French surname as well, and nobody pronounces it right, let alone spell it

@@seaemji8591 RIGHT

Laughs in my last name that gets made fun of because my Spanish speaking friends don’t realize that it doesn’t mean. ‘ yes butt’

My last name is Italian and everyone ask me how to spell it and how to say it.

@@seaemji8591 french here, even french can't pronounce some french name properly.

Bruh i only look at memes

There is a better side? I have faith in tumblr again

You see the good side of Tumblr!? you should play the lottery

I haven't used it in forever but i used to look at memes, art and fandom related stuff.

Same, I only use it for fandoms

Asura II exactly

i think it was fake?? i hope???

Tom Huijben Hopefully because the picture they used was of charcoal ice cream

The picture was indeed fake. I saw the original post and some people actually thought is was real. Tumblr actually has plenty of interesting stuff in there but it just get's drowned by all this feminist bullcrap

Also vanilla (vanilla extract at least) is usually brown

same

Wikijah Greenwell *INFERIOR MEMETICS DETECTED*

Same. Avoiding the crazy is like trying to avoid water when adrift in the middle of the ocean.

Don't feel bad!! As long as you don't make other people feel bad for no reason like they do then there's no problem with using it. It's not for me but I heard it can be great

"Invincible Cat O'Soowheel.. Soowhile.. sullybane?"

Trans men: exist Tumblr: UWU BEAN YOU’RE SOFT AND ADORABLE MUST PROTECT

Id like that

People these day: omg did you just assume that chair’s gender that could be offensive use the correct pro-noun, like really ugh how rude. ***sigh***

Linnie Lane well I identify is autigender (real tumblr gender) cuz I’m autistic as fuck so go ahead.

@@dawnpeltwasright88 to be fair, and not to defend the whole tumblr gender thing, autism does affect the way people experience their gender and view their identities, there's just not a word besides autigender for that sort of phenomenon

Linnie Lane i sexually identify as a turkey.. gobble and gobble are my pronouns

acat 0477 forgive them they dont know what they are doing

pretty sure in they clarified in the original post that they thought Spaniard is the proper term grammatically. Even tho both is ok

to be fair, it is annoying to be called "spanish" just for speaking the language...

problem is white europeans from spain are spanish. but the half indians half white europeans from latin america (latinos) often refer to themselves as spanish. they do however speak spanish but they ARE NOT spanish. they are Latino. latino ppl or hispanic are ppl who are mixed with both amerindian and white spanish european . spanish are white europeans. latino are indians and spanish mixed.

@@KingSoap-fy1oq most people just say their country origin as in mexican, chilean etc we latin americans don't give a single flying fuck about "race"

okay that shit looks like you slammed your head on the keyboard a few times

@@poysona bruh thats how polish language came to be

@@quill2406 *the more you know*

Chrząszcz, Chrabąszcz

Chrząszczyrzewoszyce, powiat Łękołody gl with that one my english friends

Pumpkin Koolaid I sexually identify as a cutie pie

Lane Jeez, someone is salty

Lane No.

Lane this sorta insult aint even original too so

Same here

😂

Irene Jacobs i laughed too hard at this part

theres occasional gems like that on tumblr which make the site a bit more tolerable

I dont get it?

*on google* How long do bees live? Search relust: Yes.

Actually, "ableist" isn't made up by Tumblr. They just misuse the fuck out of it.

@Chandler Burse yeah, it stands for "Minor Attracted Person" and it's disgusting that they say "uwu they're maps, not pedophiles"

i didn't have brain cells to begin with and now i'm in the negative zone

bold of you to assume i had brain cells in the first place

@@bigphatdingus2687 Oh shit you're actually right.

Gotem

Ooohhh

If I can’t quote MLK, how can I be a Lutheran lol

eyy

Loophole, bitch! >:)

Fr i'm eastern european and everytime somebody asks my last name I have to spell it out like 10 times lol

Everyone forgot we exist lol

I see the demiboy flag! :0

@Elias Gonzalez someone who partially feels like nothing but still feels like a boy. For example I'm a demigirl myself (I feel partially like a girl but mostly like nothing, but I'm still questioning my identity because I feel that doesn't really fit me), but anyway a demigender is simply someone who partially (or mostly I think) feels like nothing while at the same time feeling like a boy/girl

без ума ♡ Same,it's kinda hard to find this cringy gold.

Ima try to pronounce your username

Bez ouma?

ikr 😂

iTs HeR bOdY tHouGh!1!1!!!1!11!

We all do.

Knowing Tumblr I'm 98% certain that all of these are people being serious.

I think one might've been a troll but... yeah probably not. These people are the reason I left tumblr in the first place

Jaceblue04 in the tune of amircan pie oh why why god why I want to get run over bye a Chevy in a levee god why have you done this

Some of them are actually trolls and not people with that actual mindset. Unfortunately some of them aren't and are serious. Also here's a thing you non-tumblr users. The dragon blogs are 100% jokes. A lot of people like to say they're goblins,dragons, fish etc on tumblr as jokes or comedy. Mainly harmless role play or cosplay. They're normal people who want to have fun. So as weird as it might seem they're actually very friendly and nice.

This is not imagination. Just bunch of escaped mental patients who got their hand on computers.

Headless Gorilla I'm not on the toilet, laying on the couch. Why would you think I was on the toilet?

Let's agree to never be creative again.

Jenni Bean the Sweets Queen Green is not a creative colour

Jenni Bean the Sweets Queen Green is not a creative colour

I only find it kinda offensive when a person tries to mock you with your grammar, like okay I was wrong, I'd be happy if you correct me, but please why mocking over it? I'm happy that I only met a few people like these.

I used to reveal some of the insane people, the most illogical thing, is they still have supporters..

Yeah, its like CLAPBACK HUNNY

As someone who’s been using the hellsite for 2 years now I’ve seen it all from SJW cringe to chubby furry fanart porn and it is so god awful I’d say only 5% - 10% of Tumblr isn’t terrible

Tim K double facing sword

They don’t believe in freedom of speech unless it’s their own

R Ree Exactly.

I mean The phrase "shut up" exist for a reason

Agreed

best boi wait until you get to the puppy hour episode

Ever eaten something late at night and make the mistake of going to bed soon after? I've woken up, bolted out of my bed and started choking and gasping and coughing, all with the taste of vomit in my throat. It's the WORST.

Sleepless Prosper o i f .

just... I... "You only speak real spanish if you learned it in mexico" I... So many things just... how?

Gentlemen excuse u, acid reflux absolutely _does_ make me a dragon, thank u very much. Maybe stop trying to oppress me n my otherkin??? Honestly. Okay but in all seriousness though, how do they come up with this stuff? It's insane.

Philip Blake UR LUCKY. I get massive stomach aches if my dinner had just the hint of red pepper in it. It’s the worst feeling in the world, and laying on my left side makes it worse lmao

Well idk sure

Hi I’m spainian

:D This.

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GRAMMAR

How dare you correct my grammar you sexist bigot what is wrong with you!? If you weren't so blinded by your whiteness you would see that not everyone can afford the will to learn how to speak better! So you can fuck right off sir!

GaSP

Just coming back to this 😂 I hope u didnt get offended

Well they can breathe in people because vore

I sexually identify as a fattening condiment.

If this wasn’t the most accurate thing I seen all day

scribble71891 I’m like simba and nala fuck that I’m going not going to regret it I regret it

Huh, so that's what that place was

i usually like Tumblr i just stay away from politics and gender identity and go on there to look at fanart of some of my favorite shows

scribble71891 it's not bad for art just the political/sjw is shitty

...and then spend all day/every day just wallowing in them like angsty little piggies in a mud-puddle of emotion.

👏👏👏

@@azukianko487 comits fly rope

All in all tumblr is like the worst place to be i have a few freinds who qeustion there gender but some of them wanning to be a boy which is fine by me i also was grown up to be open-minded and tumblr is just already cancer

Feminism has never been about equal rights or responsibilities, it's been about privilege for women.

I agree with most of your points but remember the AIDS epidemic? My uncle was gay and he always assured me that it was a really hard time for his community as the country turned against him

Wrong.................... they are lizard people!

You're doing it wrong. Here's how you communicate with Tumblrites. *YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 DRAGON 👏*

Thanks for teaching me doctor doubt. I’m going to put it into practice in the near future.

Garrett Sattem Tis my duty as a fucking cringelord

Petrya Music I am dragon! *Burps fire* *Flies into the air* *Crash into a building*

Flags Are Cool At least you saw the light LOL

I'm a feminist and I really hate how tumblr people make others think that feminists are all SJWs. SJWs honestly shouldn't count as feminists tbhh

Yeah unfortunatly a lot of Tumblr feminism is pretty toxic. Like, it started out pretty great, very supportive, but then people took it...too...too far.

Hello Darkness my old friend

Like- they’re fat They can control that with their diet. I don’t mind if someone’s fat, personally, but when you complain about it being out of your control- WHY IT IS IN YOUR CONTROL- just eat healthier!

Talking Plant You are right. You are VERY right! A person can change their own weight, but NOT their own skin color.

have you heard of blea- ok im sorry i was about to make a really distasteful joke tbh

The Nosey Artist definitely Russian

Also french sometimes I always have to spell my last name

russia is in eastern europe

My last name is apparently Austrian and nobody can pronounce and/or spell it for shit. 75% of the time, I have to correct them in some fashion.

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THAT US WELSH EXIST!! ;,D

Nice profile pic.

It is satire

It is a satire thank god

I saw a post made by the same person today, and they had recently called me a cishet white man. I'm almost completely the opposite.

I recently managed to reach that part of tumblr after an intense search and it's horrifying.

Vanilla extract, the stuff used in ice cream, is a black liquid. But of course, vanilla ice cream is white because of the milk it's made of.

Oof

Mr. Snake I thought it was dark brown

It's also the most expensive spice in the world, second only to saffron, so most everyday foods like ice cream have artificial vanilla flavor, called "vanillin."

Stephanie Joobern Then how is it racist to make it white and not black??? who wants to eat *vanilla* ice cream with edible *black* paint on it? And Vanilla extract causes any dough or ice cream to be white or cream colored. Using too much would probably ruin the flavor or the overall food item.

thank fucking god

Wendevious as a Russian, about 3 non-Russian speakers have pronounced my last name correctly so far and it’s,,, it’s literally 7 letters

yeah like at that point it's a literal mental issue that should push someone to go to a doctor

Yeah Im really concerned for that person :(

IMO, it's either a legitimate mental issue or it's someone striving for attention and trying to be quirky or different. Either that or it's just taking a fantasy way too far 😂

@@x_x753 Naw man. They just on trolling level 10000000.

Otaku Obsession Honestly, the only reason why anyone should think that anyone has wings is in a way to try and analyze someone. I personally attach wings to people at times and will adjust them to how the person is feeling at the time and how there personality seems to be. I have ,kind of, in depth knowledge of how wings work and if they’re in a certain state what it means for the health and mentality of the animal it’s attached to. It’s like a mental check mark system that I keep to make sure the people around me are happy and healthy. Also I do this just because of my own fascination with flying as a child. I started that system when I was 5 or so and it’s stuck ever sense. Sorry if that sounds weird. But that’s my own system of checking up on people, it’s kind of like the spoon thing I guess. Idk. Also I’m not hallucinating the wings. I just imagine as if they are there and how they would look and act.

I’m dying 420 define literal and look at your comment

Tumblr is like sitting with the cool kids at a mental hospital, except gayer.

How To true

Jayne 707 People like to post fake news on the internet, just like the normal news (sometimes, I don’t know, I really don’t pay attention). But, there are good people on tumblr too that don’t pull crappy stuff like this. Tumblr should become a news channel, because it’s negative and makes stuff that is not real. I’m just making a point.

honestly, I want to fucking punch them.

Jayne 707 they remind me to much of incels

jshopefully Me too

"Dragon! I saw a DRAGON!" *sighs* "What is it now mother?"

Cade Jones we need dovahkiin

*plays Skyrim theme song*

*TaLoS GUiDe YoU*

Sir. Fuckles the Rexles *TaLoS wOrShIp Is OuTlAwEd, Be CaReFuL wHaT yOu SaY iN pUbLiC*

Elisa Watkins can you tag your comment with space? I'm sorry space makes me anxious

would you please stop commenting her comment ? she LITERALLY said its her safe space.

Did you just assume their gender?

Nihed Alimi either drugs or mental problems imo

SAME HERE. Just as I thought that tumblrinas couldn't get any more cringe-y and worse.

Ikr, like transgender is one thing, but as for all those others, you are not a fucking animal, much less a *mythical creature that does not exist* or a *non sentient being* like fucking plants. I've also seen "galaxykin" and I wanted to launch myself into space and wait for death

It's just people taking pretend and roleplays too far lmao

I mean I like mythical stuff but tumblr users why do you do this? Why do they think they can be a dragon, an angel, etc. Dude you aren't anything other than a human, I'd be cool if we could be dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, angels and whatever else, but we can't and never will be.

ProjectAnimation ikr ¯\_(° ͜ʖ °)_/¯

Dude same, hearing all these PC culture bull shit makes me want to rip out my eyes and sacrifice a 100 babies.

ProjectAnimation ik also it’s like i can’t say ANYTHING anymore

What the fuck is a cis-gendered being, who comes up with this shit lmao

"cis-gendered being" Is he implying you're not human? lol

As a nonbinary, I think what that person said was a big oof. that’s really stupid and only a true dick would say that.

I'm cumgender

Yes. I want this too.

I'm going to work on this so can someone reply to this reply so i can find it when i'm done.

andrew mccracken can't wait to see it!

Same

andrew mccracken Hhelll yeah

wannabe softy my half sisters last name is odzisemki, I pretty sure I spelled it wrong but her dad is polish.

Yas this is so true. I directly have to spell my name bc people will not write it correctly if I say it.

Same with a Slovak last name!

When my grandma divorced my grandpa she dropped the polish last name and her German maiden name and chose the last name Summers......people still have issues with it....probably because my first name is Jada and I’m a white girl.

My sister in law is polish and I sent her that...she laughed so hard 😂