Twilight New Moon Is the Worst Book I've Ever Read 

Oh Jesus, that is the look of a man who lost his will to live.

There was a line in this book that went 'He put two of his hands on my waist.' That line pulled me out of the book, made me laugh and say out loud, "How many hands does he have that he only put two of them on you?" I only remember that line because it was so ridiculously bad. A simple, 'He put his hands on my waist' would have sufficed.

You read the book so i dont have to. #notallheroswearcapes

Krimson: this is the worst book I have ever read. Onision: hold my beer.

The amount of note things sticking out of the book scares me.

“You are without doubt the worst book I’ve ever finished.” “But you have finished me.”

"babies are less dependent on others than Bella is" As someone who is literally nursing a fussy 3 week old for the 5th time in the last hour, I quite agree with this statement.

“This is the worst book I’ve ever read” *Empress Theresa wants to know your location*

There is a reason "Still a better love story then Twilight" is a meme...

the look of pure disgust and hatred he gives the book has me on the floor

Even Robert Pattinson (actor of Edward) said that when he read the book, he felt like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published.

So when I first read these books, I was square in the target audience. That is, teenage girl who had never been in a relationship. I think no relationship experience is key in actually enjoying these books so you don’t know what something healthy actually looks like. I hate to admit it now, but for a while, New Moon was my favorite of the series. I was beginning an extreme angsty phase so Bella ended up being more on the relatable side for me. It was easy to identify with feeling deeply misunderstood and abandoned. I wanted someone just like Jacob to come sweep me off my feet. Where the real enjoyment from these books came was the ability to pretend I was Bella, and I probably only skimmed most of the long paragraphs. Instead of carefully reading every last word, I only cared about enough details to put myself into that world. I think that’s what most girls who liked this books so much did, and that’s why they were popular. If the book had a main character with an ounce of personality, I wouldn’t have been able to put myself in her place and have a whole romantic fantasy I could so easily slide into. Of course I outgrew those books, but I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for them. I understand why people hate them, but I feel like those who hate on it can never quite grasp why someone would love them so that’s why I decided to leave this novel of a comment.

Turn a page, wash your hands, turn a page , wash your hands, turn a page, wash your hands.

Your shelves are magnificent.

Onision: "Am I a joke to you?"

When I was younger, the reason I liked Twilight so much was because, I could use the characters and make new stories in my head.

Calling new moon a terrible book is an understatement. The bird poop on my window has more charachter development than everyone in the book

oh you poor man I was in the target demographic when I first read the twilight books and even then I didn't like New Moon when I reread the series I skipped it.

Krimson: this is worst book I have ever read E. L. James: hold my beer Onision: hold my liquor cabinet Norman Boutin: Have my liquor store

I challenge you to read the After series by Anna Todd. The twilight series is a masterpiece in comparison. 🤣

You won't even accept the possibility that the editors just quit?

Oh Krimson...you didn't... *hugs him* You brave, brave man.

"Bella goes through a depressive episode in this book" Me: THAT'S EVERY BOOK!

Edward stalks Bella wherever she goes, breaks into her house to watch her sleep, forces her to let him drive her home by threatening to drag her back if she tries to run away, leaves her out of paranoia that he might kill her even knowing that given her obsession with him it's bound to go badly. And it does with Bella screaming, acting like her life is over and practically going into a coma because her obsessive crush left her even though she barely knew him. A guy who creepily described her blood as his heroin. He rips the engine out of her truck so she can't go and see Jacob out of jealousy and calls his own child an evil abomination. Yet the story still portrays their relationship as the "true love" Meyer thinks it is rather than the obsessive lust it actually is.

I loved Twilight when i read it in 8th grade but i still remember I got bored by New Moon.

To any writers out there: You can do better! Use this as a motivation! Krimson suffered for us. Write something better than Twilight New Moon.

Little did Krimson Knew at the time, he’ll be finding the unfortunate works of Onision, Empress Theresa, E.L James and many more in his unending quest to find the worst book possible. Twilight was only the beginning.....

I bet you miss when you still hadn't read Empress Theresa

"The characters are nonsensical and when they're not, they're idiotic." ~KrimsonRogue on Twilight: New Moon This is the first vid I've seen from you and I love you already.

I... *stands up and applauds before wiping away tears* I love you, man. You have such strength and motivation... I couldn't finish the book. I couldn't even make it through ONE QUARTER of the book. Once Bella started her pity party, I was just fucking done with the books. Don't even ask me what I was thinking about watching the movies.

Why is this in my recommended? *a man with no will to live* Ah, a friend. Alright I'll bite. *two minutes* ok. I'm liking this.

“an example of bad writing in which the author spent a page and a half describing a man walking across a field.” nathaniel hawthorne: hold my beer

"Babies are less dependant...." man i cracked up on that 😂

Uh oh guys. I think he broke

Krimson then: this book is awful Krimson now: oh honey ever heard of onision

I clicked on this because my English teacher recommended the Twilight series to 14-years-old me, claiming it is the best novel. Needless to say, I finished reading everything and never seek out any novels of romance genre ever again. Edit: Your background is my dream house goals. My god, those books are GOALSSS

A book that hurts to read is never a good thing

"Twilight New Moon Is the Worst Book I've Ever Read" I bet he'll change his mind if he reads Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. As difficult as it may be to believe, each Twilight book is worse than the previous book.

your hatred for twilight is so pure, i’m cackling at midnight

Krimson: This is the worst book I've ever read Stones to Abigail: I'm about to end this man's whole carrer

Your large book shelves are a massive turn on for me. 😂

The Volturi was the only interesting thing. Other than that, it was pretty boring.

I feel like the Volturi were wasted on this. They’re so cool but everything else is so bad. Why, oh why?

You: This is the worst book I've ever read Onision: Hold my beer.

First Twilight, Then 50 shades of gray, Now New moon??? STOP DOING THIS TO YOURSELF MAN!!!

I couldn't get through the first book. I got as far as "he looked at her, she looked away. She looked at him, he looked away" in science class for 4 pages. Seriously. I can't get past it. And I can normally read anything I can get my hands on. But the Twilight Series, I can't do it. I give you sooooooo much credit!!!!! Great job!!!!!

"trying to inhale as much of her scent as possible." EW!!! 😂

2018, New Moon: "This is the worst book I've ever read" 2020, Empress Theresa: "Hold my HAL"

Hehehe wait until you reach Breaking Dawn... It makes New Moon look... well not good but bearable. It is that bad.

You serious? This was worse than Fifty Shades? ... WHAT?!

"The worst book I've ever read" The Onision trilogy: am I a joke to you?

When the Twilight movie handles something BETTER than the book- You know it’s bad (Also Christ Twilight reads like a bad fanfiction)

My god that book has so many tabs on it it looks like a rainbow colored hedgehog Stay strong Krimson

"Horsefuckery" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Little did he know, it was just a downward spiral from here.

man this title has not aged well in terms of your book reviewing career

How can a book that big have so little substance.... tsk tsk tsk. Take a break and read Neil Gaiman. I'd recommend Stardust, he does the "sparkling" thing RIGHT

Hey if you’re down just remember there’s always a kitten on a bookshelf

Krim: "Twilight New Moon is the worst book I've ever read" Empress Theresa: "Hold my space alien goo"

Forward, Krimson! To the Mountains of Boring Horse-Fuckery!!! There may come a day when we stop sadistically enjoying your pain at reading these novels, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!

One of the best, on the money descriptions of this book ever. I read them to get inside the head of a girl who also liked the series; I ended up more confused about females than I ever was before. Bella's not a character; she's a plot device. The Twilight Saga is like telling the Star Wars story from the perspective of Luke's lightsaber.

You poor suffering man...* gives you hug and beer or a pat on the back and beer*

Twihard knows this: best to little less best: Twilight Breaking Dawn Eclipse New Moon

If twilight, broke you. God knows what 50 shade of grey will do to you. 😂😂

And she only spent a week in bed, the other "six or seven months" she was trying to act normal and do her stuff so her father didn't send her with her mother to Jacksonville

Can we expect an onscreen book burning?

I read the books in 6-7th grade and even though I know it’s trash it’s so nostalgic lol

Krimson, I admire how maturely you were able to handle this specific series. Granted, I was in third grade when I picked up the first book, and I'm not even joking when I say that when I borrowed the a copy of the book from my school's library, I ended up violently sick, and couldn't bring myself to finish it.

So Krim is a masochist?

Oh gosh are we getting another Twilight review??? Oh boy I feel spoiled... Good Luck Krim!!

If only he knew what lied ahead of him 8 months into the future.

And now he's reading those godawful Onision "books", or, as I like to call them, toilet paper.

Krim....I'm sorry. I've never read the book, but man, I can feel the dislike through my computer screen. Physically feel it.

Worse than 50 Shades of Grey? Yeesh

You've never read After... I'd rather reread the Twilight Saga 5 times in Russian than re-read once again After.

I liked Twilight when I was...13? Now I can’t recall the faintest thing about it. I think I personally liked the meandering and going-in-circles of the (objectively bad) writing because it felt somewhat like everyday life, ie. boring, ordinary, and feeling like it’s going nowhere, unlike good novels where everything is concise and has an ultimate purpose. And Bella’s overly-descriptive thoughts about everything was like a verbal transcription of things my brain notices subconsciously.

I read twilight and LOVED IT, then I started to read new moon, literally didn’t even finish a third of the book because it was so boring

Do you guys know the saying: "Weak people like you make me reallize how powerful I am" Twilight is basically the book version of this: "Trashy books like yours make me reallize how good an author I am" I mean I'm not really. I try my best but I'm only fourteen, and I don't belive that I have a lot of experiance. But hey. Still a better story then Twilight

Title: _New Moon Is The Worst Book I've Ever Read_ *Surprising literally no one*

Me age 12: reads the whole series within a month and loves it Me now: ew

You don't have to do this. Your Twilight review is treat (punishment for you) enough for us. I'm just saying what I'm saying because no matter where I hear it from, nearly everyone says anything Twilight related is either trash or really bad.

Wait until you get to the last goddamn book. I can't even remember what it's called now but it's about eight billion times worse. There was a point I thought these books were decent. But the fourth book broke me and turned me into a rather vehement anti while the series was at its peak. I frequented the anti-Twilight forums for a goodly while but my vitriol faded into relative indifference. I still think the books are terrible but I have no real anger left anymore.

"Babies are less dependent on others than Bella is."

Rogue: this here is the worst book i’ve ever read! Stones to Abigale: *hold my beer*

SO MANY STICKY NOTES... Also, I'll add to the 'I actually read this back when' crowd...I was bored and waiting on the new Harry Potter book. But even back then I knew it was bad.

Movie bob did a really fascinating series Where he "fixed" the fantastic four movies. He told us how he would have done the movies instead and it was incredibly fascinating. I'd love to hear your take on the twilight series. Because rather than seeing you tear your hair out and scream at the books and film I would love to see or hear how you would go about thing if given the same characters, settings and lets call them plot hooks. And I agree I am liking the more mellow and thoughtful approach you are taking nowadays.

"Twilight is the worst book I've read" haha you *thought* *Seriously though man you go through a lot good on you*

Look at how few tabs are in this book compared to the newest nightmares he's reviewed holy shit-

All those Michael Crichton books 🤝

I read the series twice(rip me) trying to understand why it was so famous. People assume because I like vampires I like this series. And I'm like, BiTCh NO. There are so many better series out there. Your review was 110% correct.

The "half a page about a man walking across a field" reminded me of that one book i bought once of which the first SIX!!! pages were an endlessly ongoing description of how that one summer felt like. SIX! I COUNTED!!

Yeah I remember reading this when I was 15 or 16 and thinking, “I may have just read the worst book in my life.” At 26 now, that hasn’t changed.

*starts up video* Well, this will be interesti--OMG THE NOTES! OMG, LOOK AT ALL THE NOTES IN THE BOOK! HOLY SHIT! XD I'm laughing, but I also feel sorry for you. 5:30 That started okay, but then it went into unneeded territory. Problem seems to be over explaining something that should be more instantaneous as well as wordiness. Both could easily be fixed by, you guessed it, editors doing their job.

I truly understand you. I hated the series so much that I had to reread all of it twice to find the reason for my reaction. Literally, everything is wrong with it.

I really enjoy this video and the one about omissions book, I know it’s gotta be terrible to read horrible books but the reviews are very entertaining! Subbing here!

"This will be the longer review"... Looks at Empres Theresa's *several* video reviews

"It is going to be an extremely long review...two parts, certainly, maybe three parts..." [5-part EMPRESS THERESA series looms on the horizon]

Even worse than 50 Shades Of Grey? I'm so sorry sweetie. Internet hug. We love you.

Ah! A perfect reading rant, I haven't done one of those in years! Good times. Enjoyed listening as a person who hasn't read the books, also i've enjoyed many a fanfic with some fantastic writing its insane. P.s. your bookshelf is so enviable.

it's insane to think that the mothers in my family were so enthralled by these books that they straight up neglected their children while reading them. my aunt would lock herself in the bathroom to read this in the bathtub for hours on end while her children were left to fend for themselves