ricky is the pocket knife. somewhat dangerous. some days he does nothing, some days he does everything. he is that one tool that you don't always need but is always worth dragging around, and he is somehow both too sharp and too dull at the same time...
Ricky is the "Magician" employee. You don't know what he does or how he does it. All you know is shit gets done, so you don't ask questions. Sometimes there's fire and a show. Sometimes, it's discreet. One minute he's there, next minute he's gone. And he'll never reveal his secrets.
I swear to God, 🤣🤣🤣, this was my older brother to a T. Fuckn turn your head for two seconds and poof mofo is gone. Like he never existed. 😐 But I'll say this one of the most Underpaid Industrial Brick Masons ever. Side note His father was a Master Mason. So he could pretty much a lot of the things his father could do. Just years of watching him then practicing over and over.
Just don't put him along side with the mustang workers, cause mules and mustang don't mix when they wreak havoc on the job sights, which might potentially lead to a fist fight and some misunderstanding or disagreement, saw this first hand at a trailer manufacturing company when I use to clean off the rust, when these two metaphorical equine meet, it's hell let loose. Lol
"A horse is dangerous when it kicks because it doesn't know how strong it is. A mule is dangerous when it kicks because it knows EXACTLY how strong it is and will wait twenty years for your head to finally get in range after That Thing You Did All Those Years Ago." -Old Saying
He is the just time guy….you know ….just in time when the work has been done….gets to work just in time so he’s not late….just in time to if you need help…but you already move on to the next part of the…you know that guy
No, he's the one that don't need OSHA. It's the 'six foot ladder once' employee that causes OSHA. Ricky has a strong sense of self preservation, it's the idiots that spoil his fun.
No pansies & cry-baby are the reason why you have to deal with O.S.H.A. I hurt myself almost daily, do you think I wanna wear gloves, stupid reflective vest, boots that are uncomfortable, hard hat...etc? I wear my hard hat only when something can fall in me, because that keeps me alive. The rest,... I'll live
Ricky is the one you always give the hardest job. Him being the laziest/most unsafe person, will always find the easiest/most dangerous way to do it. Always entertaining!
Ricky is the duck tape employee used for many things except its intended purpose. It might not be right, but gets the job done. Like the saying goes "IF YOU CANT DUCK IT F@#$ IT."
I’ve been in construction for 25 years, worked for some of those companies on that hard hat. Ricky is “the mathematician “. Clinical, logical, and always tells the truth. Whether you like it or not. Pull a tape on a slab that’s not square, the tape never lies. Math.
We have concreters lying straight that their slab is 100% square and we don't know what we are talking about .....until we pull out the big f*ck off square
@@txmits507 Nah my dude. What people that have been working in these fields understand is : Ricky wouldnt be around if he werent extremly good at his job. his attidute is a result of his competence and ability to get shit done. Most likely also he does the same amount of work others do in 8 hours in 3, then fucks off to get drunk on the jobsite till the shift ends.
I'd say Ricky is a Crescent Wrench employee. Can be used on a number of jobs, not quite the right tool for any of them, not the tool you ever really want to use, but the one you have to admit that you need around.
Ricky is the "Rusty Truck" employee. He is very utilitarian being that he can do a number of the jobs he's assigned to, he not exactly the safest while doing it (hence RUST part of it) but quite often doesn't or can't get the work done because some days he won't feel like it. But you keep him around anyway because despite the disadvantages it's honestly better than nothing sometimes. Hence the Rusty Truck employee.
@@NickGreyden Well I'm glad you think so, I was hopeful it was good given as soon as he posted the question it just popped into my head. Others appear to like it as well
Ricky is the Last Resort employee. When no one else can do a job, you give LR a call and it will be done in 5 minutes. When no one else will do it because it's just to sketchy, you call LR and buy him a pack of beer after work and the job will get done. When all hope of getting a job done on time is lost, call LR and never ask how it got done so fast. Ricky is the Last Resort.
Ricky is a Breaker Bar employee. You always have one in the back, you leave it alone 99 percent of the time, but when you got a job that NEEDS doin, and you dont really care what breaks in the process, you grab the breaker bar. Things get broken when the breaker bar is brought out, but the job gets done.
I had a guy that worked for me that we called etch-a-Sketch. He would take in all the knowledge from the job but the moment he would go home for his time off it was like someone would shake him and erase everything he had learned so when he would come back we would have to teach him everything all over again.
I’ve had him (referring to all the dumb asses) in my kitchens. Before the shift started, I’d asked if he called his mama this morning to ask her what his name is?
Ugh. Those guys, they make Trainer's feel like they're in Purgatory. Nothing ever sticks and the boss keeps asking "why isn't he trained up?! You've had him three months!" "Look, boss. I can train, teach, lead, show, talk and shout, but I can't *make* him learn."
Ricky is the broken clock employee... wrong about almost everything but twice a day he's spot on right. You just have to get your timing right with him.
Ricky is your standard "Maverick Employee" also known as "Jack of all trades Master of None" Sometimes referred to as "the average Joe Blow" Regardless of the nomenclature his definition is "gets things done whether you like it or not; does not work well with stupid Can and will throw hands"
Ricky would be the trojan employee. Starts out great 👍 You feel there is a little bit of safety going on until you realize everything is busted and things are getting messy.
Ricky is the "leave him be" worker. He's skilled enough to do what needs to be done if you leave him to do what's needed theres more he may/will try to get done but if you bug him all or stay on his ass all day nothing getting done but all that really needs to be if that
Ricky is a Grunt/Private/E-1 worker. Does what is asked or told of him (with proper motivation in the form of punishment or reward), will screw almost anything of their preferred orientation regardless of known sexual history, and dangerous to themselves and others when left unsupervised, and usually creative as hell when it comes to fixing problems you didn't know you had until you noticed how it was fixed...
Rickey if most definitely not an E1 he's too smart. I would say e4 mob boss aka the corporal right under the boss friend of the lower ranking. Till he gets the opportunity to blue falcon them or sham out. He is a fan of it if sight out of mind but it's hard because of how obnoxious he is. And his friends are the Sgt aka the boss and the chief warrant officer aka Roscoe old salty and don't care about anyone's feelings. And bubbles is definitely the private not paid to think so don't
Ricky is schrodingers employee, he exists simultaneously on and off the jobsite ,regardless of his clock in status, and can reappear anywhere in space at any time.
Ricky is more like an ex-con. He's there because there are other places that he doesn't need to be at. He'll do what he's told because that is the easy way to stay out of trouble. Don't piss him off though, he is capable of doing anything short of going back to prison.
Clipboard clown had me rolling on the floor. I swear to God if I ever get anywhere near this man house I'm going to walk up and lay and I on this dude he is hilarious. This guy's got more Talent in what he does without even trying than anybody I've ever seen. Love you man keep the s*** coming it is hilarious and thank you for taking a chance. It works for me.
Ricky's a lunch line employee. You know you have to deal with him everyday and you make the best of it and somedays the wait is worth it somedays it's just a disappointment for everyone.
Ricky is the "30 year Skid-Steer". Seem to be held together by bailing wire, hanger Iron and duct tape. Your surprised when he starts to work but still barely gets the job done every time.
Ricky is the Dishwasher employee. He always takes forever to get started...he does his job without anyone seeing how he does it...and he never comes out the way you want it.
Ricky is a crescent wrench. Thinks he does it all, and is the go-to choice when you're out of options and absolutely, positively need something fucked up RIGHT NOW
Ricky is the stubbed toe employee. He goes hard and fast, runs into whatever gets in his way, lets everyone connected to him know he hit something and immediately doesn't feel like doing anything after that, but is kept around because he offers stability to the jobsite.
@@ryandooley287 Common sense. So long as he is on the jobsite he will keep them from going too far with the regulations that just get in the way of doing the job. lol
@@Dragon_Lair first off common sense isn't real, it's just something uneducated people say to down play the fact that they are uneducated. Second. Ricky is an idiot who puts everyone around him in danger. Now I can respect his laziness and attempts to squeeze as much money out of his job as possible, but I can not accept him putting his fellow workers in danger.
Ricky's a Big Ben worker. You can set your watch by how late he shows up, and at quitting time he'll announce it's either Miller time or Schlitz o'clock.
Rickys the Neighborhood cat employee. Always walking around, has multiple homes that feed him, great at hiding from the cold and heat, but at the end of the day if you want to start something he’ll come outdoor cat unglued on ya
Ricky's the "guy on the sign." He's the one that when he screws up, he does it so spectacularly that they have to make a warning sign telling people to not do what he did. Warning sign employees are also, typically, the ones who ignore existing warning signs.
Ricky is the fun resourceful worker that everyone knows keeps the jobsite fun, while getting the job done. The worker that everyone knows has a little bud on him for lunchtime. The one that comes back from that same lunch a little late, and then works a little harder to makeup the time. "Secret party, hidden worker" employee.
Ricky is pitbull employee good to have around does the work but dangerous to everyone who goes near as long as you feed him and give him his space he will do his thing forget to respect him and he might bite you.
This is better than anything I have ever seen on TV. I am a blue collar guy. I feel sure you are making money doing this. But I trully hope you get so filthy rich doing this. Just because it's so heartfelt. It's so real. Your highly Talented. Unbelievable
Oh thats easy! Ricky is the boss! Does just enough to not have everyone figure out he runs things but all the power in the world to do whatever he wants!
He's the "how driver" lol. Drives the backhoe's... Speaking of witch he's probably been in my ex, two flats and a sloppy rear bucket. LMAO. Love what you do man don't stop
"The Owner"...shows up when it's convenient..picks what he's going to do..for as long as he wants to doit..slows down and slacks off when he wants ..not responsible for damage..still employed..👍😎👍
Ricky is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get. As for me I'm just an old dog. Knowing how to hunt, where to to hunt and find a good place to get out of the way. Stay safe guys.
