Who TF Did She Marry?!? | Sad Boyz 

I can't believe Jordan returned to the podcast after abandoning Jarvis to pursue a career in breakdancing to fight the woke mob taking over public schools, we missed that silly way you sit!

I listened to all of Who TF Did I Marry while doing homework and I can confirm it felt like i was at a sleepover listening to the tea spill of a lifetime.

The bisexual sitting is at an ALL TIME HIGH this episode

Sony saw that people enjoyed venom and decided to run with it, missing what people liked about venom entirely (gay people)

"The horse from Frozen" 💀💀 I can't tell if Jordan meant the REINDEER, or from Tangled, but this is so funny to me

It’s unfortunate that you guys didn’t go deeper into the who tf did I marry story, it gets wild. He had been telling his family they did have that baby that she miscarried and giving them updates about it. The craziest thing to me is that he would spend literal hours on the phone in front of her, every single day, talking to family members who DIDN’T EXIST, involving her in his fake conversations. He made up that a lot of family members passed away when they either didn’t exist or were still alive. And he had a whole THIRD ex wife that neither she or his last ex-wife knew about.

The Madame Webb discussion is just pure fucking chaos. especially as someone who literally never heard of this movie in any capacity prior to turning this pod on. Amazing. Masterpiece.

“It’s not the time to be Willy wonka” 😭😭

sometimes jarvis leans forward and jordan leans back and it makes jarvis look large and jordan seem small. nothing specific about this episode just a fun thought

Kennie D did the most through synopsis of “Who TF Did I Marry?” That I have seen so far. She also watched it three times and took copious notes. Highly recommended viewing. And she even says that Ressa Tessa is a great storyteller and people should still watch it on their own.

i’m so glad anastasia’s been joining in on the conversation more lately. she’s such a treat

Fun fact: This allegedly was initially a film about Madame Web teaming up with Spider-women to protect the birth of Peter who Ezekiel wants to kills so he never becomes Spider-Man (pretty much Terminator) and if you look at the film in that sense you can really see where stuff was cut and when elements made more sense.

Hearing them talk about Madame Web in such a frenzy is like hearing someone talk about a very weird and complex dream they had lmao. I had zero interest in this film but ngl they kinda make me wanna to see it🤭.

Also I want to say that I love that you guys don't cap the podcast at an hour, and just talk as much as you want to. I could literally listen to you through my entire work day and not get bored.

1:38:50 Medical conditions for black women in America ARE bad enough... And being plus-sized and pregnant on top of that has GOT to be gaslighting hell :/

2:01:26 "Didn't some shit like this happen to Drew?" knowing that this happened to Danny is so funny to me

found this on imdb: "According to Dakota Johnson in an interview with The Wrap, the screenplay underwent extensive rewrites, saying, "There were drastic changes, and I can't even tell you what they were". The original screenplay, which was described as darker and "very 'Terminator' inspired," would have seen Madame Web and the Spider-Women trying to protect a pregnant Mary Parker from a time-traveling Ezekiel Sims, who wants to kill her to prevent the birth of Peter Parker. Johnson further said that the film she shot was "unrecognizable" from the version of the script she signed on to make."

I'm Peruvian and all this video I've been like "🫵 MY COUNTRY MENTIONED"

not the newspaper 6 hours after they went missing 😭 I’m a local journalist and we’re good but not THAT good

watching them rant about madame web for an hour is more entertaining than any film critique ive ever watched, it feels like the car ride home from the movie theatre

the madame web section of this episode is so adhd-loaded there's barely any comprehensive sentences said and i love it

i clicked on this video expecting them to talk a lot about those weird tiktok videos and then i looked at the time stamps and saw that they talked about madam web for AN HOUR AND A HALF

I can't believe Madam Web saw 9/11 coming and didn't even do anything about it #problematic

I hate that the theme now is to purposely make overly expensive bad movies. Like i get low budget movies being bad but i can't stand such bad movies from big studios.

I straight up believed jarvis’s dad works at nintendo for a few more seconds than I’d like to admit when he said that

when Jarvis said he watched Madam Web and that Jordan had that delightfully devious smile. "oh here we go"

1:51:16 Jarvis laying down gives the vibe we’re all cozy watching a movie together

Listen, as someone born in Georgia it was surreal as fuck to know exactly where some of the places in Reesa Teesa's story is. I have a whole mental map and everything of where she went and when. And for the record, a popular saying amongst my Georgia family is that Atlanta is an hour outside of Atlanta. The traffic is that terrible. On a bad day she could've recorded the whole series in one sitting. Regardless, my heart goes out to her. I hope she gets some good money from all this because the whole story is a fucking trip, man. She's a fantastic storyteller, maybe she'll get a good deal out of this in hollywood somewhere.

I wonder if there's a word for when past victims of manipulation sort of gaslight themselves, saying stuff like "you're just paranoid because of last time, you always assume the worst"? I think there should be. Because I really resonated with her when she mentioned that. You might expect someone to recognize the red flags if they've been in that kind of situation before, but I feel like a lot of us actually invalidate our own feelings and out of feeling like "I'm just afraid to trust again, I'm being irrational"

new sad boyz !!! i’m jordan this time i’ve decided

I had an ex who lied a lot and when I confronted him on one specific lie he explained it as "i wanted you to live in a world where you had a boyfriend who did that for you" I had to respond "yeah but I don't live in that world because you're not a boyfriend who does that for me."

We got Sad Boyz and Contrapoints today baby... all you people who put RU-vid on in the background, we are about to eat GOOD!!!

i love dakota johnson but i love the mental image of the madame web movie being exactly the same just with an 80 year old woman instead

1:42:25 Absolutely this!!! I wish more people understood just how many predators were ACTIVELY taking advantage of the COVID situation!

This is going to sound sarcastic, but I'm not being sarcastic: There was a point where I thought to myself, not in so many words but just generally, "Boy, it's too bad they're probably going to stop talking about Madame Web soon," and then I checked the chapters and saw that they would be talking about Web for another hour, and I was glad.

I love hearing Jordan say SPUMM knowing 98% of the viewers probably don’t know wtf that means

The person who said “I’m gonna summarize the first few episodes” did a terrible job at mentioning the important stuff not to mention straight up got wrong info. He started by saying he was a regional manager, he became VP later.

I would have preferred this split into two. It feels like you could have done a full 2 hr for who TF did I marry.

As someone who has been in an abusive relationship... there is a point at which you realise they are bad/lying/abusive but you basically gaslight yourself on it. And adding the pregnancy into it, i know i was so anxious and vulnerable during pregnancy (with a non abusive partner thankfully), i cannot imagine how scary it wouldve been.

One of the most insane parts of the forest scene of madam web is that Dakotas character gets to the diner faster walking through the woods than driving. she literally spends multiple minutes in the diner before he gets there but still chooses to take the longer route of the car. She could have saved the girls faster without destroying a entire diner.

yall are making madame webb sound like its an "its so raven" movie and i kinda fuck with that

I somehow missed the part where they mentioned Madame Web, and for like ten minutes I was UTTERLY perplexed. Like what the fuck is this Neil Breen ass movie istg 💀

I do wish there would be a part 2 of sad Boyz reviewing ReesaTeesa, after you watched the full 50 Videos of her story. She has really talent of telling a story and it gets so interesting and intriguing. You missed out! I would watch you watching and commenting 6h ReesaTeesa ❤❤❤

Riverdale is the city she lived in but they were looking at houses in the Marietta area. Both of these locations are right outside of Atlanta no more than 20 mins. Also he forgot to mention this guy was PAYING ALL OF HER BILLS

Everything in Madam Web is because Sony is not allowed to use anything directly Spider-Man. What they want to adapt modern classic Spider-Man stories but without him in it or mentioned. Worst part is that Ezekiel Sims is like the most convoluted lore shake up in comic history that is barely acknowledged anymore. If you are a JoJo fan remember how Stands weren’t introduced until like the 3rd season and it’s like a completely different power scale to understand. Basically Spider-Man isn’t a product of science gone wrong he’s mystically destined to be the spider totem and he’s not the first either. Ezekiel is the one before him. Also there are inter dimensional vampires that eat them. The only thing that survived from this story is that because the vampires are interdimension they become a catalyst for spider verse.

"I know we just talked a lot about Madame Web" A lot is an understatement Jarvis

The Madame Webb discussion is the MOST ADHD movie recap I’ve ever heard and I’m here for it.

It's always a good sign when the star of a movie fires their agent right after the movie is released.

I worked at a bank during COVID and virtually signing papers was a common thing at the time.

Y’all should watch Kennie JD’s version of Who TF Did I marry. She does it just like her movie reviews. It is just as glorious as your take on it.

I love jarvis laying down on the couch, really adds to the friends just chilling vibe for some reason

Love that anastasia was basically an unofficial guest. Hearing all 3 of them talk ab madame web was amazing

i love how you both slowly get cozier and cozier on the couch as the episode goes on

having dated a pathological liar before, he eventually told me he could not help himself. even when I held evidence contrary to his statements up to his face, he'd still attempt to lie. and that went any way, I was sitting in front of his pc, reading chats of him saying horrible stuff about me to his friends and he'd still somehow claim that it never happened or that the situation had not happened that way. Its truly fascinating and if you're unlucky, you start to doubt yourself. so for her, for it to go this far, I can only imagine how she was gaslit by him and would eventually question her own perception of the truth.

im so glad you guys are FD Signifier fans

"Like the horse from Frozen" -Jordan

i love that jordan AND jarvis AND anastasia all didn’t clock that uncle ben was cassie’s foster brother growing up. they say it explicitly like twice but it’s so under-explored that if you miss either line you will NOT pick up the vibe. i love it

Never heard of the movie, not going to watch it, loved every second of that chaotic discussion. Two thumbs up.

"he works at a condiment factory" ...like those characters from the Grammarly commercials?

Wait, so you're telling me Spiderman married someone with his MOTHER'S name?..... Wild.....

crazy to see a sad boyz episode with TWO CHAPTERS

I clicked the pod for who did I marry and listened to an hour and a half about madame Webb

1:44:00 I was actually taken advantage of this way throughout COVID. I am disabled and was very isolated, it ended very poorly for me. Only now recovering.

Well now one of you guys have to do a live or something where you listen and react to someone’s condensed version of this. I know the whole story now but am dying to see your reactions

The idea of someone saying "I learned CPR from Madam Web" is so funny to me

13:10 I love the cut to where Jordan SHOULD be when he talks off-screen

small note about CPR: idk about the US, but the way you do it has changed over time, and at least where i live (germany) the way it's being taught now is that you only do compressions, no mouth-to-mouth or mouth-to-nose, keeping rhythm is important, and you need to be very rough, to the point that breaking a rib can happen and is quite common, cause otherwise you're not putting enough pressure on the heart. the reason for this is that the cardiac massage is by far the most important step, and it's not worth to stop it for rescue breathing, which often doesn't do much, bears several risks etc., it's quite likely people start breathing again from compressions alone & compressions push the oxygen thats still in the heart and lungs into the system, so ventilation is now only given via mask if you have one, by a second party

nothing ever sold me a movie as well as the first hour of this episode

Every Saturday morning I clean my bathroom and vacuum and mop my apartment. This podcast is the only thing that gets me through

As someone who left a relationship with lots of promises followed by countless disappointments, relationships like these will never turn around, the floor either falls through on both of you, or the person getting disappointed has to step up and fix the situation that the “promiser” has been giving excuses about for months

“i was in the mood to see pretty pictures and not be challenged” my partner, myself and my brother were also in this mood and im glad we decided to go see kung fu panda 4 instead of madam web lmao

so excited to see that guy and that other dude do the sad podcast again!

Apparently Miss Reesa is being followed on her socials by Tyler Perry now. So, who knows? Diary of a Mad Black Woman 2.0 in the future?? Hell, I’d watch it 😭😭😭

lol I’m the only person I know that watched all 50 parts. It was just too chaotic to stop. 10 out of 10 story telling from ReesaTeesa Edit: yall missed A LOT of setup fr but even so the story only gets better with each part

As someone who dated and lived with a pathological liar, the who tf did I marry story feels so validating. It didn't just happen to me. Other people have dealt with this

okay, I don't mean to get super genuine about a tiny thing and make it a big thing, but this has been the most stressful week I've had in a long time. my mind hasn't stopped bubbling over about conversations and the dynamic between me and my dad. and, when my mind bubbles over like that, the energy has to go somewhere? so I often find myself just grabbing my mic and recording myself talking things out, because verbal processing is good for me. so, to just simply hear you guys talk positively about that as a medium, and a method for someone to get their thoughts together, that just means so much to me right now. thank you.

As a not regular listener, im like who is the disembodied voice of a woman in this podcast ep

They shot the final boss scene and the first ambulance scenes in Madame Web at my office building, which I learned about WHILE watching the movie, and it made the entire experience even more bizarrely hilarious

It’s so sad that Dakota Johnson seemingly thought she was getting to be in marvel

Jarvis, the cruel tyrant he is, finally got me to start pokemon go. Can't wait for him to mention it suddenly in this pod

I think they were trying to go for a new version of "with great power comes great responsibility" like how they did for Spider-Man Noir (in his comics its "if those in power can't be trusted, its the responsibility of the people to remove them"

I wish Jacob told them in his summary of the first couple videos that the ex husband was always on the phone with his brother every morning but that she said it wasn’t ever really happening and there were no phone calls. And he would literally involve her in the conversation and tell her what he said back and it wasn’t real. That’s such a significant and tedious lie he told, it’s not egregious like the house lies but it’s astounding because it’s such a meticulous lie to keep up

fuck yeah we got horizontal jarvis

"I won't name any names I'll just say myself" lmfao idk why that got me so good

Hearing that this story takes place in some unknown town and then realizing its actually only like 20 minutes from me is bonkers😭

Jordan's new glasses are so freaking cute!

In case anyone is curious, according to the comics she has myasthenia gravis which is why she is blind, and she was also hooked up to a life support system (which I guess explains the wheelchair??) but the whole life support system in the comics resembles a spiderweb

whats crazy is. this who tf did i marry tiktok is now becoming a movie but apparently without authorization?!?!?

"Olivia's film where she goes to the beach..." "Broadchurch" - I'M CRYING

ok holy shit the diner scene where the guy has the stupid newspaper is an EXACT copy of a true crime case that happened in my hometown. this girl got kidnapped and then she went to denny’s and someone recognized her from the news and called the cops. i wonder if it’s based on that lmao

Ive watched a total of 3 videos about Madame Web and I still cant wrap my head around what the hell is going on in it

excited to see this again, got through the first 5hr video and slightly into the second video on wednesday at Blizz's stream and no matter how wild you think it is it genuinely just keeps getting worse

My moms a certified lifeguard and I asked her about the CPR scene and she said that in the last 10ish years they have said that if you can do anything just do compressions, however that was not the case in 2003 lol so that continuity is wrong. But the compressions are accurate!

listen i know madam web was created a long time ago, but you KNOW if she wasn't, the writers of this movie would've felt so cool that they named a character who can see the future cassandra

I do just wanna say! As someone who works at a title and closing company, remote closings and even remote notary are real and legit. They're probably being abused by some bad actors, but in general, that's not a red flag.

The way the madame web discussion is a whole 1.5 hours 😭😭😭😭

Just throwing this out there: CPR *IS* rough. It's not uncommon to break bones while you're doing chest compressions. And it's better to do CPR imperfectly than none at all. 911 operators will talk you through it in an emergency, too

looked away for a minute and they had melted into the couch

"They start practicing CPR... very roughly theyre really shoving" im screaming. As someone CPR certified, i immediately was like "thats not enough!!" If youre doing cpr youre really going in there. The goal is straight up to force the heart to start with no electricity on hand- which means breaking bones usually to shock it. Additionally she says theyre "missing steps"... not really? These days its not reccommended to stop and do breaths unless 1. You know the person and or 2. You got a special bag valve mask to do it with. And if they dont have any AED or bag mask on hand its totally reasonable to stick with just compressions. But this is 03 so they might still be on mouth to mouth, idk i got certified starting 15 on.

"WHO TF did I marry?!? Madame Webb???" 😂😂😅