WHY ARE STRAIGHT PEOPLE LIKE THIS? | NOAHFINNCE 

(THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN, HELLO STRAIGHT FRIENDS!!)

There is no explaining The Straights. Also your hair is looking v nice 💛

"I have straight friends" ...We call our only straight friend the 'local hetero'

Wait. If I’m engaging in lesbianics AND I’m dominant, does the homosexuality cancel itself out? Or is it homosexual squared? I was never good at math

me, a submissive bisexual man: straights: is that a lesbian

“Wait how are they lesbian- oh right they get pleasure” I CANNOT RJDBSHD

Oh to find a pretty girl to engage in lesbianics with

friend: *sexually harasses his girlfrien* the boyfriend: "it's just a prank bro"

i love Noah's bleached hair, just saying.

"your spine has got to be like this (straight as a pole)" me with severe scoliosis: 👁👄👁

YOUR VIBES R SO GOOD HERE OMG THE HAIR IS AMAZING

"Mom and dad don't like each other" "Neither do mine" Mine don't like each other either, isn't that nice🙂

4:34 they forgot Nonbinary therefore I am clearly still valid, because a random dude on the internet forgot to put what I identify on a list.

"Hello, may i sniff you?" "No." "Okay, i will not sniff you." Consent 101 for the straights✔✔ brought to you by your local boyfriends

Last time I was this early I still thought i was straight

Jfc, if my boyfriend laughed at his friend sniffing me (aka harassing me), then he wouldn't be my boyfriend for long. Bye, dude.

I don’t hate straight people..... I hAVe sTrAIghT fRieNDs

Blond and pink shirt? Wooow cuteee

"How is a woman a lesbian? Ohh for getting pleasure, I see..." Well said xdddd

That is the best line ever, "you have the value of a soggy piece of bread!"

Corry: "Your spine has to be straight as a pole!" Me, with my wiggly spine that I've had since birth: "Well I guess I was born gay." Fun fact I actually am

This is so unreal... I am a straight woman who has a loving bf, whenever he is tired or if he just wants to snuggle, he leans into me. Because he is taller than me his chin rests on my head while he wraps his arms around me. There is no such thing as that being a "turn-off" because "women only value strength". This is simply a loving act with a gentle meaning.

between Corry's mustache and Noah's haircut you look like you're straight from the 80's in the best way possible of course

Is corry dating machine gun kelly now

“You could just cover it with a beard!” *Noah sadly rubbing his chin* “....most people can cover it with a beard!”

Bloody hell. Being a 'big girl' doesn't mean that she doesn't have evolutionarily built in reactions including possibly the freeze reaction to danger. Many women, particularly abuse survivors, have this reaction. Not saying 'NO' or not pushing away an assailant doesn't mean we consent or are okay with what's happening. It often means the 'freeze and hope the dinosaur doesn't eat me' reflex has been triggered.

I actually shouted “HOLY SHIT” when I saw the hair I was so shocked and I’m on a zoom call with my math professor so that wasn’t great but thank god I was muted

“If your spine is not straight, neither are you” People with scoliosis: 👁👄👁

“The feminine wants to lean into to masculine” *pull* Corey: hold on, no. Stop. Wait a minute here.”

"... engaging in lesbianics." Corrie: Let's be honest here... No one: My mind: "Lesbianics" here...

OMG CORRY IS WEARING A NIKKIN SHIRT!! It's a sustainable swiss brand that plants a tree for every item bought and it's great to see it outside of tiny little Switzerland :D

Yeah, don’t sniff anyone without their permission. Not cool.

Spoiler alert They are not , at all.

"Has all the value of a soggy piece of bread" is my new favourite phrase

“I opened my eyes and for a solid 2 seconds it was black” BRO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT HAPPENS TO ME SOMETIMES AND ITS FREAKYYYYYYYY.

Last time my bro said cis meant straight I laughed Right there in front of his face Then my sis got mad cos I was laughing at my bro cos he thought cis meant straight Cis hets are so weird

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman? Honestly toxic masculinity has gone far beyond parody at this point.

THE HAIR I STILL CANT GET OVER IT 👀

9:50 'I opened my eyes and for a solid two seconds it was black' I could've sworn Corry was about to reply 'Well I _am_ black :D'

Noah: "Sorry camera died" Me: there it is

4:25 so they don't know what cisgender means?-

I LOVE THE HAIR

Cory: You can have a really ugly face and you'd be fine...Also you can cover it with a beard Noah:*Feels face* Me:Don't evennnnnnnn lmao (Hi Cory ❤ and I like that color shirt on u Noah 😁)

They're so cute together, I wish I was gay... Oh wait-

Lmao not me becoming a fan of Noah being part of my self discovery to realizing I’m bi

0:55 Noah, reading: "lesbianics". Corry: "lesbionest" Neat.

Noah: *Wonderfully chaotic energy* Corry: *Concerned glance* .....“I haven’t say anything in a while”

your hair

"I dOn'T kNoW wHaT iT iS BuT I hAtE iT"

noah: you dont need to neg me stopp corry: *evil laughter* this made me laugh so hard 🤣

He bleached the hair, HE BLEACHED THE HAIR. WHYYYYYY

Loving the hair Noah and loving the moustache Corry xx

Oh my god RU-vid. Why no notification. I'm still really early but stiiiillllll

Let’s make “gold star lesbian” a term about being both types of lesbian Type1: being a lady that likes ladys👩 Type2: being dominant and a women👸

Hello lol this will be fun

there are straight people and there are people who happen to be straight

5:02 the smile when he said yes made me watch the Same 3 Seconds 10 times

1:00 "Lesbi-honest here." - Corry 2020

I’ve never been this early before lol

why is no one talking about corry's new piercing? it looks so good

5:25 I know I’m not a straight man but what if they can’t stand up straight? I mean I have scoliosis so my spine is curved slightly so yeah

Corry: “Your spine has got to be straight” Me: *has double scoliosis... Also me: *is not straight...

u should react to the account hetero cringe on instagram its so good

If everyone thought like corry the world would be such a better place

9:42 noah??? are you high???

Your hair is amazing! Blond with pink shirt adorable.

You both give me all the feels. I love your dynamic and it's super adorable

1:26 THANK U OMG!! I’m SOOO glad your teaching the ways of lesbianism. I feel that it isn’t taught enough. Like, all the “straight” girls don’t get it when I express the second way. YOU DONT HAVE TO A LESBIAN TO BE A LESBIAN PEOPLE

1:32 Past me: *dated a guys who was a bottom* Me now, dating a trans woman: well that makes sense now-

Noah your hair looks really good!! Love your content! ❤️

4:18 the list doesn’t include mtf... You heard it here folks. Transgirls, are good go to go!

“You were a child lady” what an adorable way to put that

Can I just say that Noah looks really good in pink with his new hair 👁👄👁

7:00 tfw im not even looking for a man ._.

Unrelated but I love ur hair

First, YOUR HAIR,

I'm in a room with singing people... But it's so bad, so thanks for giving me a reason to leave and therefore stop cringing 🙏

Soon as I got the notification and clicked there was a lgbtq notification after

Omg, I love you'r hair! Also, super great video! Pliz keep making thease! :)

"They're squished" "No, they're not squished" XD XD

'who has all the value of a soggy piece of bread' is my new favourite insult

5:43 Well, he's not straight I guess...

Love your hairrrrr 😍😍😍

The last time i was early to a video i was in a straight relationship smh. what was i thinking?! obviously i'm evidence that the straights are definitely NOT okay 🤪

Ok that was so much fun! I know my own team can be so offensive and cruel, it's good to get a giggle. And oh honey, babies arent born looking like watermelons, they all look like Winston Churchill for the first few hours...watermelons, sheesh.

0:42 same noah.. same

nice

They didn't comment on the use of the word lesbianics 😂

2nd comment 😱

The hair is on point my lad 👌🏻👌🏻

Is no one going to talk about his hair like 10/10 👌👌👌

NOAH- YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO SICK

Hello stranger

Noah's hair 😳 its blonde again and I love it

YOU LOOK SO GOOD WITH BLOND HAIR HELLO?!

Can you do a video reviewing attack helicopter memes

noahhhhhhhh your hair looks so good !!

“We just love to laugh at them”-Noah Adams 2020

IM SORRY BUT NOAH IS SO CUTE TF I say this as a very *very* confused "lesbian"

Wow 2nd lol