Why Do BuzzFeed Quizzes Still Exist? 

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"Yoo bro I'm on the toilet, can't stop taking a shit" _"Dude that sucks you got food poisoning or something?"_ "Nah man I'm just *addicted.* "

Buzzfeed quiz: Will guess you age with frightening *accuracy* Result: 30-80

The quizzes aren’t pointless. They gather personal information about you for targeted ads.

I used buzzfeed as a young child to figure out if I was gay

"This quiz will show you how smart you are". "If you clicked this quiz ,this already shows us that you are not that smart".

IF YOU FIND A POO IN YOUR TOILET RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

These questions will determine if you will be accepted into a vampire gang. Question 1: What's the password?

Nobody: Not a single soul: Buzzfeed: We can tell if you prefer your napkins crunchy or ice cream flavored based on how often you neglect your hygiene

Imagine if exams were like buzzfeed quizzes: Name the powerhouse of the cell and we'll tell you what school supplies you should go shopping for.

I have a PhD in: •Biochemistry •Chemical Engineering •Anthropology •Telling what state you live in based on the candy you eat •Neuroscience

How old are you - quiz. 1. Divide your age by 1.

You should make a video about weird Getty Images LMAO

pick your favorite song and we'll tell you if your dad left when you were six and a half while your mom begged him to stay

This one question quiz will guess your age with frightening accuracy. Q1: how old are you?

"Why are you worried about You-Know-Who? You should be worried about U-No-Poo The constipation sensation that's sweeping the nation" -Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince

“How is your digestive health?” Me, who has stomach flu: I’m SO glad you asked-

“No f***ing way I know every cheese!” - Jarvis, 2019

Nobody: Buzzfeed: Make a sandwich and we'll tell how long you can survive in a freezer

"Why do they have a stock photo of a man in business attire holding his head on a toilet?". All I could think was "grad school, post thesis defense" related topics

Damn it’s so brave of Jarvis to come out and say he’s not a poo-lover but it is also inherently very gamerphobic 😔👊

Ok, as a Brit I solemnly swear I will always greet people with “how are you? I’ve just done a poo”

We can tell you if your coffee was brewed in March depending on how you changed the stain into a country

How old are you Q1 what’s your favorite food Q2 what year were you born

This two question quiz will guess your zodiac sign with frightening accuracy: 1. What’s your credit card number? 2. What’s your social security number?

Buzzfeed’s next quiz: “Make a RU-vid Video About Our Quizzes and We’ll Tell You What Your Cat’s Credit Score is”

No one: Absolutely nobody: Buzzfeed quizzes: Pick a hamster in every color and we’ll tell you which Harry Potter extra is your dad!

“Give us your favorite Disney character we’ll give your *exact* home address!”

my friend did once say "i need to take a SHET" really loud at 3am and sprint out the room while me and the rest of my friends erupted into laughter and didn't fully stop til he was back

“Entertainment, that’s my middle name” -Charles Entertainment “Chuck E Cheese” Cheese 2019

i still think my favorite buzzfeed quiz is “build a sandwich and we’ll tell you which phineas and ferb character hates you” i didnt actually take the quiz but the title haunts me to this day

I did the "Plan A Movie Night And We'll Guess Your Age With Frightening Accuracy" Just for a laugh and It guessed I was 40... I'm 14.

Nobody: Buzzfeed: Answer these 20 questions and we'll find out if you will survive the alien invasion on only a jar and a lighter

My digestive health is just fine , thanks for asking 👍

Buzzfeed quizzes be like: WE WILL GUESS YOUR AGE ACCURATELY AND SPECIFICALLY Result: your age is... 0-1000 !!! Did we get it right????

9:27 *GAAAAASSP* Jarvis just swore!! I guess you could say... He has a bit of a pottymouth! Eh? Eh? Ok I’ll leave.

buzzfeed quizzes are my guilty pleasures like idk sometimes i just wanna know what brand of toaster i am😔✊🏾

A guy named Jarvis Johnson came into my work today, but his teeth had a gap so I knew it wasn’t you.

"How are you? I've just done a poo." Probably the most I've laughed in a long time.

"How stranger can things get?" Comedy Gold.

BuzzFeed Quiz: What Number Are You In The Alphabet?

Last time I was early was when the coffee beans were freshly roasted

The way Jarvis said "are they British?" makes Britons seem like a mythical race that only exists in fantasy novels

My digestive health is questionable... My food likes to come out both ends (not simultaneously) quite often. Thanks for asking, Jarvis! :)

My digestive health is very proper and swell i document all of my cases thank you very much

I bet we can guess you social security number. Its frighteningly accurate.

I love how uncomfortable Jarvis looks upon realizing he can buy these stock photos of poo

Watching him shop Victoria’s Secret was the greatest thing ever

imagine people twenty years later in court like: *"I, while going as the username SKATERSKILLZC00L123 was told, nay, promised by Buzzfeed that I would marry Mariah Carey and I demand my bride!"*

No company could possibly be more toxic and confusing than buzzfeed. Thank god theyre on their way out.

8:35 i’m british and i thought this would be a (not in this context) normal thing to say 😂😂😂 like ‘i just done my work’ or something what do you guys say 😂😂

Do you own everything poo themed? Me: well I own my digestive system.

Nobody: BuzzFeed quizzes: if you answer these 11 questions we will tell you with potato chip flavor you are

I usually dont click on these random videos in my feed but im glad i did. Ive been laughing for 20 minuets over "Charles Entertainment Cheese."

"Hi, I'm Charles Entertainment Cheese! Nice to meet you!"

I Go Through the 5 Stages Of Death Whenever I dont have a Good *POO*

dear friend, my digestive health is doing well. i do indeed poop 3-21 times a week. thank you for checking up on me. sincerely, a healthy pooper

Nobody: Buzzfeed: answer these 5 questions to find out what pokemon card you are

i love Jarvis' voice at the beginning. Imagine trying to go to sleep: *I CAN TELL YOU WHO YOUR CRUSH IS DEPENDING ON THE CAKE YOU BAKE*

the fact that you put a HSM reference in this is amazing

if you take this 15 hour flight we will tell you how many fingers you have

*What are you sleeping in?* Jarvis: “I guess I’ll choose this one because it’s like cute yet cozy” 😂😂😂

11:02 as someone with chrones disease, I’ve had to keep a “food and poop” journal lol

“How well do you know the office?” Me: I have watched it 12 times does that answer your question?

If only these Buzzfeed quizzes were roasted in March.😔

*picks most revealing bathing suit* Jarvis: _i guess this one shows off my personality the most_

I feel like I’m having a follow up with my gastroenterologist

Ah yes the emotionally distressing move of sitting on a toilet with your pants on

"roasted in March" Is more of a meme here than a safety hazard.

Jarvis, I live for your intro skits. Please never change. Love, A fellow buzz feed quiz taker

Who doesn't have a poop journal in 2019, WHO even are you Jarvis ? Uh lame Am I right guy's

“Well I’m pooped.” That was both a silly pun and obviously true with those giant bags under your eyes.

Next Jarvis Video: What's going on with Jarvis's sanity?

Roses are red, Violets are blue Buzzfeed told me I'm gay What about you?

Funfact: The intro of this video is exactly the same length as 69 percent of theory of everything in geometry dash

The complete confidence and lack of toxic masculinity when doing the Victoria secret quiz is my new favourite thing. Just casually picking the bag that best fits your personality and style is amazing. Not once did you ever feel even slightly concerned about what other people thought about you looking at feminine things and I’m all for it! I love your vids man, even more now!

Dear Jarvis, My digestive health is doing fantastic today! I just had a V8! Thanks for asking, Sarah

Petition for Danny Gonzalez and Jarvis Johnson to make a video together.

Here ye, here ye. I alone shall Partake in the treacherous quest of taking a sh#t. Dear friend Percival, hold the fort while I am away, and if I do not return by the hour, consider yourself the head of the Round Table. My king, I shall bring back a hearty reward for you. If I return, do not patronise me, as I am doing this for you all voluntarily. Sire, I wish you well. Farewell, and may God bless you all!

The "mystery picture" is probably just a stressed out business man hiding in the toilet, and not taking a dump himself

There are so many businessmen in bathrooms in stock photos, I'm surprised we don't see more of these quizzes 😅

He protecc He attacc But most importantly Jarvis Johnson is back

4:30 that scared the shit out of me

Jarvis: [makes fun of a poop quiz] Also Jarvis: [takes quiz and puts it on youtube while making poop related puns]

if buzzfeed literally send a whole team to storm Area 51 I will forgive them

Nobody: Literally no one: Jarvis: The rumors are true, I don't love poo.

Too bad there wasn’t a “Take this quiz and we’ll determine your favorite preference of milk With *BONE CHILLING* accuracy “ a Jarvis would’ve been shaking in his boots

When I need to use the bathroom (at home) I just say “gotta go gotta go gotta go” until I reach the bathroom. Saw it on a TV show and I’ve been doing it ever since.

No-one: Buzzfeed:would you like another genocide to happen yes or no ?

Nobody: Absolutelynobody: Buzzfeed:these 20 tips will turn your cat.into a tiger

Sometimes when I’m with my friends I say “hold up ima take a shit brb” and they say “kk I gotta shit too actually” and I’ll be like “ok”

That moment when I work at a cheese shop.... and I've worked at a Chuck E. Cheese probably do know every cheese lol 🤣

Nobody: Buzzfeed Quizzes: Tell Us Your Favorite Breeds of Turtles and We'll Guess Your Harry Potter House

Your content has really improved a lot my man, but watching your older videos is still a great experience, even after watching them dozens of times already. Keep up thr good work!

10:03 that laugh 💟😂

4:06 is the greatest Jarvis moment I have ever seen.

Buzzfeed quizzes that will tell you if your beans are roasted in march

BuzzFeed quizzes are like: Insert your credit card information and we'll tell you how many days you have left to live.

I feel asleep when I was listening to your podcast and I dreamed that you were god

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