Zuckerberg Will Destroy Musk in the Octagon 

Why does Luke, the largest WAN host, not simply eat the other one?

As a fellow Canadian that flow chart of imperial versus metric is absolutely hilarious and incredibly accurate we’re able to switch depending on the scenario

In movies: Rich people pay to watch poor people fight to the death. In reality: Poor people pay to watch rich people fight other rich people.

I think the funniest part about the Musk V Zuck cage match is that it was called off by Musk's mom.

The "in height?" question had me laughing so hard I had an asthma attack and scared the cat. Saw it coming, bit still.

Of course Tate could teaching from prison. He's used to training in cels.

I just think it's a mistake for any human to challenge the T1000 regardless of weight class.

Zucc is just gonna turn into combat lizard and get strength buff

Musk would get rekt. Zuck is an android. Did you see how the androids tore through the Z fighters? Musk isn’t even city level bro.

When he said “come off it” i was like woah this is 100% canadians talking

"The imperial drywall" sounds like something they used to construct the Death Star

Waiting for the “Elon Musk has been reported safe from Mark Zuckerberg” 😂

You two are in a strangely similar matchup. You should test it. Linus has some training, short, Luke tall and little training. Go for it!!!

Literally, this would be a fight between the representative of the lizard people and a chubby raccoon

The Canadian flow chart just makes sense in my head and I'm not Canadian

The measurements bit should have been its own clip, that was hilarious 🤣

For anyone shocked at the Canadian measurement system, look up the UK measurement flow chart - and even that’s only 50% of it

zuck's going to finnaly avenge his satellite

That measurement flowcharts made me laugh so hard, it's *so true!*

Since Luke's first appearance on LTT, I will say that he has done a fantastic job with his health. Good on ya Luke!

Love how this video goes out when elon backs out today

As an aside, I had to write a library in C++ that could support data in all sorts of units for a previous employer and the goal was that all data would have to be immediately associated with its unit type when ingested because we had a nasty habit of storing data in variables and never documenting whether it was feet vs meters, pounds vs kilos, or any other units. So the goal was that it when we receive a value such as the weight of something off of a wired connection to a device, it should be impossible to store that value where we normally store it without associating a unit like kg to it. Conceptually it is pretty easy to generalize unit conversion since you’re just taking one data value and multiplying it by scaling factor to get some other unit type. Easy peasy. Until you get to temperature. F*ck temperature. Temperature is bullsh*t. Kilos -> pounds just multiply by 2.2, meters -> feet just multiply by 3.3, Celsius -> Fahrenheit just rewrite your entire generics library because you forgot that sometimes units have an offset and not just a scaling factor. Absolute BS.

Reptile vs Johnny Cage

Pro tip: Switch to the metric system and avoid stupid height discussions about who gets to round up or not. "'ish' is fine. My screws were too short. It doesn't matter."

I weighed 468lbs at my heaviest, November 22, 2019. Since then I have lost 210 lbs, but I've gone from a size 70 waist to a size 42 waist. Muscle is way heavier then fat.

If you have never tried the Murph challenge or 'WOD' as tough as it sounds it's actually more brutal than it seems. It's _really_ hard and anything under an hour is a good time - most people cant finish it in one sitting. If you haven't trained for it or if your not already an exceptionally fit person it's very unlikely you'd complete it and/or not barf.

The Metric system is very interesting to contend with in the US, especially if you're in a scientific discipline. I've memorized a good chunk of the SI units and their conversions to Imperial and back, can do them somewhat off the top of my head and it comes in handy, but we just never changed our units of measurement after we left the UK.

love how they just start talking about this and never actually explain what it is theyre talking about. like youre just supposed to have already seen the tweets to have any context for why this is even a thing

There's no way Elon Musk is 5'11. He looks around 6'2 - 6'3.

Zuck asked the location. Musk may say: Moon

musk has one other advantage-drugs. Depending on what he takes before the match, he might be able to boost his speed, stamina, strength, and pain tolerance. Would be really interesting to see zuck face meth Musk or something along those lines. Of course the potato's heart might explode mid-match.

You tried to match my stoyle and failed - Tha Zucc

I find the societal overlap between metric and imperial hilarious sometimes. For example, here in Australia, we fully and completely switched to metric in the '70s. However, despite being born almost two decades after that change, if someone asks for my height (fairly common when you're very tall) I always answer in feet and inches, because thats somehow remained the default amd is what's expected. We also use cups and spoons for cooking measurements, but I'm pretty sure it's because that's a standard based purely on convenience (unlike the rest of the imperial system, which is a mess) and everyone has spoons and measuring cups in their kitchen.

Elon Musk thinking he can fight is completely consistent with believing he's a genius at everything, and just as unrealistic.

My father is incredibly anti-metric. It is sooo much easier to measure sub-inch distances using millimeters. I often find myself measuring in millimeters and having to convert to units of eights of an inch or something random just so I don't sound like I'm speaking a foreign language. I do switch between them quite often though, and have picked up on a lot of the rough conversions the way Linus knows them. The one I always remember is 3.8 liters in a gallon, because all public urinals list the gallons/liters per flush!

I once challenged a friend. Him and I are like Zuck and Musk (height, weight and fitness). I was trying something similar to the walrus move. My homie just climbed over me as if I was a tree, vent over my head and started tickling me from the back. He had chance to sucker punch, kick and murder me lol. Obviously he didn't do any of those

as a massive UFC fan it’s a treat hearing you two talk about all of this, wish we could get a fight companion (watchalong) stream one day!

That flowchart was so accurate it's scary. For Linus: The easiest ways I find to convert between Celsius and Fahrenheit is one of two methods => F = 1.8C + 32, which back in the day used to be taught as "multiply by nine and divide by five" but the other direction was "multiply by five and divide by nine" which always confused me, until I finally realized you're just dealing with multiplying or dividing by 1.8 instead. => Remember some simple key conversions and just scale up or down accordingly. A difference of 5 Celsius degrees (say, 10C vs 15C) is equal to a difference of 9 Fahrenheit degrees (50F to 59F). Some simple ones to remember are that 0C is 32F, 10C is 50F, 20C is 68, 40C is 104F, and 100C is 212F. Then just add or subtract groups of 5C/9F until you're close enough, and then if you're off by 1C, add or subtract 2F and if it's 2C then 4F because those are close enough to reality. Many years ago I heard a routine by Bob and Doug Mackenzie where they were talking about a close-enough approximation to go from C to F, which was "double it and add 30". For a range of temperatures from about -15C to about 35C or so, you're within about 5F of the real answer (10C is exact, and 5C and 15C are within a degree of exact). So for the kind of temperatures you look at when talking about the weather, it's actually really close to accurate, and outside that range will still get you in the right general ballpark.

converting measurements is the reason why I stopped pursuing engineering and went into computer science.

I absolutely love u guys! This convo is the best!

Point of Order: Canadians (at least out here in the Maritimes) measure long distances for traveling in time. Like "Town X is about 45 min from here." The flow chart needs updating there.

😄 Cups and spoons 🤣 and i dribbled my coffee..

Elon musk is not just 30 lbs more than zuck. He is over 220 for sure.

Jesus the Canadian measurements flow chart had me rolling on the floor

In the UK we tend to buy cables in meters and then run them in feet. Unless its for a temporary install, like when i worked in the entertainment industry for live events everything was in meters and cm.

Yeah that was my prediction too😂

"Imperial Drywall" would be a fun Star Wars themed home improvement show!

This is going to be like that celebrity boxing match from the 90s Dustin Diamond fought Ron Palillo, where one dude it’s clearly taking it serious and the other dude is not.

I spent a semester at Brown as a foreign exchange student 7 years ago and I still know the day to day conversions from metric to imperial and vice versa. They live rent free in my head. It was such a pain to learn.

We used to do half Murphy workouts for my competitive sports training, that was brutal and we only did half. I can’t imagine how hard he’s training to get a full one done in general let alone in that time.

Would love to see Linus vs Luke and Luke do the “Walrus”

Without footage I don’t believe the merf challenge thing for a second.

The fact that we're sitting here discussing this, is a undisputable evidence, that the wolrd has completely and utterly gone bonkers.

The only trade I knew of that used metric was plumbing and it was literally only used for angles and fitting cuts as they were a touch more precise. Now I'm in the air industry and they also use metric due to precision.

Zuck when Elon steps into the ring: "What's your shtoyle? Hahaha. You cannot block me."

Oh gosh units are pretty similar here in the UK, a few things swapped round but we use all kinds of things

That flow chart is the best thing I've ever seen in my life

Here in Austria we are full metric... except when it comes to monitors and server racks for some very odd reason.

It's quite common to use metric teaspoons and cups.

I remember in one of your recent videos you used metric for width and imperial for length 🤯

"ish" 🤣🤣

100 degrees unbearably hot weather. They haven’t been to Georgia during July and August ☠️.

Another unit of measurement we use for distance is time. Like Toronto is about an hour from where I live. The actual distance doesn't matter in daily life, but the time to get there can matter.

World's most expensive couple of battlebots.

Us Brits are also all over the place with measuring things, buy petrol by the litre... Measure it's usage in miles per gallon... 😂

13:30 cups in a liter is literally the worst conversion since every f:n country has their own "cup" size.

I love how they measure stuff is basically that same for home we measure stuff in Jamaica

As a Canadian electrician, most electrical things are metric except for the studs that we build in

Important addition, if you're traveling, measure the distance in hours

Once in my youth I won a Judo bout by lying on my opponent - going limp - and choking him.

I only know 1609 meters per mile because of track. I only know 3.78 liters per gallon because some urinals have both lpf and gpf written on them. I couldn't write out the formulae for converting °F to °C and vice versa, but I can do the conversion in my head. I just use the point-slope method with the proper slope and a few known intersection points, like 212F is 100C, 32F is 0C, -40F is -40C. For example, 219F. That's 7F above boiling. 7F × 5C/9F = 35C/9 ≈ 4C. That's 4C above boiling, so 104C.

Press up is what we call Push ups in the UK

Zack is also fast! The short kings are usually the fastest. That's a huge advantage

We all know the most intuitive scale we use is banana.

When the started to talk about how Canadians mesure things, I couldnt beleive how acurate that was.

in the uk when it comes to meashering things we have almost the same situation exept that because all our sinage is in milles but we work in mm cm and meters so our measherments for guessing distance are denoted in milles and metters even on google maps. the building trade use metters exept were they dont. no one uses imperial weights exepept some people who way children in stone but for some reason adults allways in killows we do hight in feet and inches but because we dont use decemeters we jump to feet when reconing distances of bettween 10 and 20 cm and a few cm 2-4 are nearly allways reffered to in inches

The flow chart missed the part where if its a distance youre traveling you measure it in hours and minutes

for the record, Elon is 6"2 and not 5"11 but zuck would absolutely kill him regardless

Most people dont know this, but in my construction, we mainly use metric. It defintely makes things weird when the house builders and such show up eince they use Imperial

The problem with the metric system is that it's incompatible with the imperial system, which is also incompatible with the imperial system.

As a Brit, a country stuck between metric and imperial, WTF is that flow chart? I thought we were bad, you guys need to start again lol 😂

Billionaire boxing does sound like a sport American would create lol

The UK also has a weird mix of units like Canada. Like most people I know over 40 would give their height in feet + inches, while people I know younger than than would probably know theirs in both feet + inches and centimetres. Measuring distance on a car journey I would use miles because that's what the road signs are in but for walking or anything else then metric. Liquids are always measured in litres except alcohol from a pub in pints and milk cartons in whole numbers of pints, even though they're labeled in litres. Petrol/diesel would be bought by the litre but fuel efficiency usually uses miles per gallon.

As a canadian I will add that distance is also measured in units of minutes and hours if its for travel, which apparently is not the case everywhere?

I want that flow chat on a shirt.

i only read the tittle and all i can think about is celebrity death match! lets go

Which system do Canadians use to measure time?

We also measure distance with time, how far is Ottawa from here? bout 6 hours, how far is downtown? at this hour, bout 40 minutes.

Distance: is it far? Hours. It’s about 2 hours away

One thing the chart doesn't catch is that when driving we measure distance in minutes or hours.

Elon would totally pass out during that part of a fight where fighters circle each other, you know, right after the start.

Couch potato Elon gonna get baked by Zuckerberg.

😂😂 What the hellllllll What am I doing listening to a billionaire cage fight stats first thing in the morning

The only caveat i would add tot the flow chart is that(and i don't know,. maybe its just a Québec thing) we also mesure long distances in time. For example, Montréal is 1hour 30 minutes away from Trois-Rivières.

"100 fahrenheit is unbearably hot" Me in texas heat wave 🤨

i'm from alberta and that flow chart is perfect lol

I just heard about this flow chart for the first time. I am American and just visited Canada. I know things feel basically like america there, and metric is used. I didn’t know it was so insane and back and forth.

All I know is 5ft is aproximately 1,5m which is one square on a dnd battle map so there

I can’t in imperial, European through and through. If I had to live in imperial my head would explode.

Musk vs Zuckerberg would be like Linus vs Dennis, except take out all of Dennis’ training time , add a heavy weighted vest on Dennis, and make the fight happen after Dennis eats a massive meal.