$300,000,000 Yacht Tour 

"Tax Bald people" he says two steps away from the edge of baldness. This man lives dangerously, I like that.

"Not one BDSM dungeon" What u think the secret door leads to?

"It's really cosy" The camera pans slowly across the desolate wasteland of a reception room. Never-used chairs are strewn randomly, unmoored. Lurid fittings of cold metal and ice-white stone glare menacingly from the supermarket-style ceiling. A rasping vibration, like a mosquito's whine, pierces the air at the edge of audibility. It is the thrumming of cataclysmic engines buried deep within the structure, somewhere in the dark maze beneath.

Not even a book. A record player. But he’s got two helipads…choices.

When does a yacht begin to be a fucking battleship

"feels inviting" i can already hear the couches calling me slurs

this yacht is TOO extravagant not to have some dirty secrets

I feel like one day rich people are gonna get bored with yachts, and they’re gonna start making luxury submarines

This looks like an upcoming Hitman level.

“Does that make you feel better knowing that billionaires watch movies too?” Bruh I’m dead

Noel always just has a perpetual face of "ok and?". This can't be just me

Imagine buying a 300 mil yacht and calling it Tis the Danish word for piss

"365 ft of your grandmas house" truer words have not been spoken

It makes me feel better that Noel is just as clueless about football as I am

No, Noel, he didn’t have any gaming PCs or strippers on the yacht since he got his riches from one of those IG posts where they ask if you’d give up women and gaming for $100 billion.

Noel, I’m disappointed you didn’t mention the idea of having a go cart track on the yacht. Are you truly a racer.

glad that even though i never got recommended rich people content, noel is here to show me

This is just a museum on water but someone stole all the cool attractions

I’m no maritime lawyer, but Noel’s breakdown of murder on boats can’t be right.

“Money doesn’t buy you happiness” well of course is doesn’t if you spending it on boring shit

I agree there is an extreme lack of creativity, however I bet you there’s some wild shit in there that they just aren’t showing. Like a dungeon for underage girls or some wack shit

Alex is barefoot, emanciated, dressed in his big brother's shirt. This man has the "just rescued from a shipwreck" look down pat.

This yacht is a third of a football field. Sorry, three times the length of a football field. Whoops, it’s the size of a football field. Made my week right there

I wonder if movie studios make special movies for billionaires.

Poseidon's Lair looks unironically more fun than this 300 million yatch

Imagine spending more money on a boat than some entire countries make all year and it STILL looks like the best thing to do on it is sleep and watch movies. The second most expensive yacht in the world is owned by a Russian arms dealer that got Putin into power in Russia ... it has a fucking missile defense system and costs over 1 BILLION dollars. NOW THATS getting your monies worth. Most expensive yacht? Not even joking, its made out of fucking gold.

It’s basically a cruise ship, with a massive crew needed to ever run it.

only thing interesting about that yacht is what he’s hiding in his office

Alright then **starts preheating a billionaire sized cooking pot**

Noel's ad transitions will forever be on top

I don’t know why it’s just so funny how Americans use football fields as size comparisons to everything big, like “oh yeah it was 3 football fields long” like I have no clue how big a football field is😂

This is proof some rich people just have no taste cause this is the most tacky shit ever

there's something brilliant about calling a yacht a water house

"Got a billion dollars and I didn't see a single gaming pc. That's sad." 🤣🤣🤣

"365' of your grandma's house" got me. it's so true, you'd just be walkin' around that place, hearing your shoes echoing off the marble, with nothing to do . . . except hunt the world's most dangerous game, man. it would be great for hunting transients to toss overboard afterwards.

"I love designing living spaces with women that could beat my ass" mad respect, I hit the subscribe button immediately

“ I only have dark thoughts when I see a table like this” Noel, 2021

Poseidon house is more fun than this grandma yacht

“I like that, for someone else”. 💀 that dude was visibly uncomfortable

Noel’s out of his mind if he thinks there aren’t strippers and drugs on that boat

when noel says "do it" he takes over our bodies just to like and subscribe

”there should be an ecstasy dispenser”🤣💀 maritime law baby

The rant about the boring way rich people spend their money really ties this video together

1:31 Imperial Units: A Documentary

Whenever I look at rich people shit I feel like a dog trying to read a book like what am I even looking at? 😭

Noel rly bodied the "I love the kinda woman that can actually just kill me" sound with this video

„Why is it another math problem to calculate from yard to feet“. *Laughs in metric*

6:58 i LITERALLY CRy it WAS SO FUNNY 😭

$300,000,000, I’d pay just to see that stacked in a pile.

Put a She-Hulk on a big ass water house just to flex on every other Trillionare

The She-Hulk voice caught me by surprise 😂😂😂 4:00

Most impressive thing to me is the heated floor. So simple but I'd never think of that

The number one staple of a rich person thing is “and here is the helipad”

The she hulk shit only confirms that noel gets pegged

I’ve always wondered what happens when the current is real strong and you have that whole big ass table set with all that crystal and China??? Does it not all just fly off the table??

PLEASE take a look at Putin's secret palace, you won't be disappointed

i mean technically if we kidnapped all the rich, we could steal all their money , buy our own massive yacht and make them go through a clue/saw game situation for their lives

Cody grew his hair out to evade taxes

this video has a whole lesson about material needs packed into it

4:10 IM LITERALLY SHITTING MY PANTS WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

God he's taken control of my fingers, I like instantly now :(

I like how he says its the table specifically that makes him think dark thoughts then talks about murdering a streaker for 4 more minutes

imagine, viewing your oppresser's luxurious lives fueled by the millions he's stolen from, is now their lessers' entertainment! efficiency.

3:15 I don't know man I think the only thing I'd be invited to do in that yacht would be to apply for the cleaning job. And when I don't get it I think I'd be invited to leave and never come back. lol

I'm German and I am dyyyyying at Noel's rant about how the Germans fucked up with the design lol.

I love how they say the house is inviting even though it looks like the coldest and richest place like to me inviting is like a grandmas house or like a house with comfy looking couches and you know things like that 🙈😂😂

“what’s up brother she-hulk here” man the new disney+ she-hulk show looks amazing

noel's ad trasistions are as slick as his bald head

how come it seems that rich people from the past (talking queens and kings and pharaohs and all sorts of rich-rich people) had more personality in their décor than their modern day counterparts?

10:05 he started talking about the party deck and how there’s mounting poles for a sun awning but I was actually under the impression that there were stripper poles for his son for a hot second.

"365 feet of ya grandma's house" had me absolutely broken

I can't believe that every rich person has the same special ability: Tax Evasion

Outdoor air conditioning is the richest thing I can imagine.

The she hulk caught me off guard till I realised it was a sponsor

Noel, an engineer by education: ‘math be hard today’.

No better anti-capitalist media than seeing where the money actually goes

The prices of yachts have always been beyond me.

The secret door is where all the actual fun is

Glad I’m not the only one looking at shit I can’t afford while life burns around us

Not really a secret door if you just show it to everyone

It really had to be said rich people are like luxury robots they don’t even know how to entertain themselves on their yacht they just sit and look at what their money bought them all day 😭

Noel complaining there was no sex dungeon but we never got to see the billionaires ‘private office’

3:00 is intimidating as HELL.

Noel is actually speaking facts at the end

I'm here for Klaus' hot pink pants and his hot pink pants alone. Don't at me.

13:40 - 16:45 - That scene at the end of the movie where the hero verbally murders the villain and all their plans/motivations.

See the overhead panels at 9:43 ? Well. One time I was working on a boat not nearly as nice as this, but it was still 100 feet and brand new at the time (2019). We had to remove overhead panels similar to those so we could run wiring for cameras. I tried putting one up by myself and was successful so I went for another. Got a second one up no problem... or so I thought.. Thinking it was secured, I went inside to grab another panel and turn around with the new panel to see the wind suck the previous panel off the ceiling and crash onto the wooden deck. I didn't see any damage on the deck and neither did my coworker so I continued and ended the day. We later hear back from the customer and he reported a dent in the wood deck and I didn't deny I saw a panel fall from the ceiling. About 2 weeks later I received a bill from my coworker that it cost $1400 to repair the dent in the deck. I questioned life for a minute, and paid it. My boss was impressed that I didn't ask questions so he paid for half. $700 still hurt though. Making mistakes on boats is expensive. A couple months later, another panel got sucked off the ceiling by the wind so he ended up getting all the velcro replaced on the panels lol.

this video came out 7 months ago and i’ve probably watched it 10 or more times since then . no clue why i come back so much but there’s just something so good about the niche topic and the jokes in this video are great

Ok but why does a clue style mystery murder in a big ass house/yacht sound fun as hell like escape rooms became a thing, ya never know

god, please just let me be born again as the child of a billionaire, amen.

8:39 quite funny. Almost all yachts have "toys" in them. Stuff like a few tenders (smaller boats) or jet skis sometimes a lot more.

There’s a part of me that wants an apocalypse to happen so that this yacht can be this cool secret place that I find and hang out in, kind of like an abandoned Titanic.

U gotta whole winery inside your football stadium took me tf out

I just know Noel watches HGTV in his free time

This is the content I keep coming back for and honestly I wish I could subscribe twice

It is historically fact. Rich people love marbles.

“Hey everyone, do it” already did it during the ad.

The BDSM dungeon is in the secret room behind the office.

3:31 The candlestick from beauty and the beast on the coffee table for one shot made me laugh a lil too hard.

I love watching these videos to stay humble