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Not really, he paid him for work so unless he's a deadbeat he's just paying to lay around or a guy working a phantom job that has no purpose and exists solely to collect that pay, he IS entitled to that money once he has done the work. If anything, Bruce Wayne paying him with the knowledge that Flash's money will go right back into his pocket is a legally troubling area concerning how much leverage and extort him, especially concerning that he knows Flash's secret identity. I don't go to parties because I'm no fun.
Fun fact: in the original Wonder Woman comics, her weakness was... being tied up by a man, not with her lasso of truth or anything, just... tied up by a man with anything he can use. She would just lose all her powers.
"When life give you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
And knows how to bound Wonder Woman. If you didn't know one of her, weaknesses is being bound by a man, which is still very stupid weakness. And that's why it's not used in the movies or in the comics anymore.
Or a guy that wears complete suit of gold kryptonite, has a secondary batch of pink ones, a freezer and a bunch of BDSM ropes. The Justice League would be screwed.
@@user-xd7eq9ot5gwell then the guy is also a kid with blue eyes and black hair now batman has to adopt it and raise it until it died by getting hit with a crowbar by the joker
"But cmon guys...she's a woman" Knowing that wonder woman originally started as a secretary for the justice league makes this 1000 times funnier...and also 1000 times sadder
Society, and, to be fair, the Society had a meta-contextual rule: No chatacters who already had their own ongoing solo books. In fact, Superman and Batman weren't even in, so Wondy arguably had a step-up.
@@GrimTheDestroyer they all were back in their original comics lmao. Bruce, Clark, Diana, none of them could do no wrong cause y'know, the U.S. was still snorting that anti-commie shit until like, the 80's. and even then, they were still rocking that "America #1" shtick, G.I. Joe, Hulk Hogan, etc.
I am anticipating a war between Batman and Superman strength to happen in this comment section, give it time. (Unless my comment prevents that in which case whoo-hoo)
Apparently the color yellow isn’t the stupidest weakness a Green Lantern has. The OG Green Lantern, Alan Scott, had a weakness against wood. The origins of this silly weakness can be found in 1991’s Green Lantern Vol 3 Issue 19. The issue states that when a Green Lantern named Yalan Gur went rogue and tried to take over a village of people with crude wooden weapons, the Guardians Of The Universe decided to make him weak to wood right before the blows started landing.
@@BoomGoesMaximusImagine defeating both Earth-1's and Earth-2's Green Lanterns with a fucking pencil. The pencil truly is mightier than the sword (or in this case, the rings.)
I heard that Kryptonite works this way:- Green-kills Superman Red-- Doesn't kill him, but strips him of his powers (like that chamber in the Fortress Of Solitude in "Superman II"). Black-- Which turns Superman evil (like in "Superman 3"). Yellow- makes him deformed. Blue - Can kill Bizarro, but has no effect whatsoever on Superman.
-With all that talk about unchecked power, you're still so arrogant you didn't bother to come up with a plan to stop yourself? -...I _do_ have a plan: it's called the Justice League
@@rexlumontad5644 Seasonal as in if it's winter there'd be lots of ice so the Flash would slip and fall down a lot, making him better during other seasons
@@rexlumontad5644 Flash slips when there’s snow or ice around. Also atomic powered banana peels (yes there is a silver age comic where his villains used an atomic powered banana peel to beat him)
Little did they know that later that very day they'd be informed of an asteroid heading directly towards Earth. An asteroid made entirely out of yellow Kryptonite...
Superman: Your arch nemesis is a clown. Batman: Your arch is a power-mad billionaire! Superman:Wait, do you mean Luthor or you? Batman: I said power-mad not paranoid.
@@sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683 joker has turned the justice league against each other on NUMEROUS occasions. take the injustice universe as the biggest example.
The kryptonite thing is even more hilarious if you're aware that there's a comic arc where Superman and Batman team up to get rid of all the kryptonite on Earth and they find out it's not rare at all.
Fun fact: as Superman gets repeatedly exposed to kryptonite he actually starts building a tolerance for it. So say a small rock of kryptonite wouldn’t affect him that much if he has already built a tolerance on that amount.
He depends on what writer is using him that day. He once lifted an entire planet made of kryptonite and the next day gets clocked out by a punch from Luthor's Kryptonite ring
@@cynthiatravers8757there is though Goku is the MC of Dragonball is a fact Shaggy being an absolute badass if he wasn't such a scaredy cat is a fact Heracles being the son of Zeus is a fact
1:04 "What are you gonna do? Throw a batarang at it?" Knowing how clinically insane Batman Is, I wouldn't doubt that his solution to a meteor Is a comically large rocket In the shape of a batarang.
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Since George, most of the time, is more like a child, calling the man in yellow "owner" is a little weird. Same with paw patrol Rider. Don't mind me, I'm just overthinking child cartoons.
I think Wonder Woman's original weakness was being bound. This is just something I half remember from some video years ago so it could be wrong, but if she got bound in some way, she'd lose her powers. Kinda glad they changed her weakness. Now she's just head strong, and that's the driving point of conflicts. She's amazingly powerful and can usually just solve problems by punching them, so she has a lot of trouble when she's up against something she can't just beat with raw strength. She's not dumb by any standard, just a head strong warrior. It's a lot more interesting than 'if she gets tied up, she's useless'.
I think she had to specifically tied by a man.... .... Did you know the original writer of WW based her of his wife and his student who introduced the couple into the BDSM lifestyle and they formed a 3 way relationship based on that... ... Weirdly enough this explains so much about her character
@@frankwest5388 vers stands for versatile lol, it's a bdsm term that means they can be the one in charge or the one being controlled. From what you're saying, her strengths and weaknesses are supposed to be based on bdsm so she either ties people up or is tied up herself, versatile.
@@lulolie I guess she fits that classification. It is interesting to learn how the weirdest things influenced and defined the center pieces of our culture. Like one of my favorite of these weird inspiration mixes for a popular character, is how Superman is likely based on a mix of the Polish prognomms and the character of Sampson. The explanation for that is again simple, the two main guys behind Superman are the children of Jewish Polish immigrants to America, while it is unclear if they were escaping a prognom themselves, the timeframe does fit in. So, it is likely that they told their kids the story of Sampson. A character in Jewish folklore that god gave super strength to protect the weak, he even came with his own Kryptonite, even if that element didn't come with the first run of Superman. Thematically those two things are way too closley connected to the Man of Steels original interpretation to be a coincidence.
I remembered there was a time Supe gave Batman a piece of Kryptonite as a token of his trust to Bruce and hoping it would come in handy when Supe went rogue. Dude cameback to his Batcave, and put Supe’s tiny little piece inside a BIG ASS vault that filled with nothing but Kryptonite
@@justin2308 tbf, i think of it as a testament to Superman's character. Dude is so selfless, he entrusts his own weaknesses to his best friend should he ever go rogue, as he'd rather protect humanity even if it means from himself. Now that's heroism
@@littlesneets8026 Batman also made contingency plans for everyone to help his teammates if one of the members goes rouge, and he made one for himself, stating his biggest weaknesses and flaws, like how distracting Batman with his parents or hostages is a good distraction that can stop batman
@@saladspoonami4563 Or just beat his ass. Like unless he has a yellow-kryptonite suit that is constantly spilling slippery goo, while also being sharp to the touch (to counter wonder woman) then he has all their weaknesses covered... until they just shoot him with a 50 cal and call it a day
oof good roast but wrong solution blasting a meteors will only turn them into smaller chunks creating a series of smaller but scattered impacts Edit: I made this comment with having Armageddon in mind but yes According to NASA you also need to fire missles to divert astroids not destroy them Destroying them will just give more headaches though because high speed debris are very hard to track and a minor mismanagement in deploying missles would probably just cost more in either best or worse case scenarios
Flash: Ok Bruce what about Aquaman Batman: Oh please he is literally a living sponge if he's out of the water for even an hour he loses his power. Aquaman: He's right why do you think I go to the fountain every half hour. Batman: And don't even get me started on Manhunter if he is near a campfire he will literally faint. Superman: Wait you mean his weakness is fire? Batman: Yep I mean thank god he can shapeshift otherwise he'd be in serious danger. Superman: So your saying if I really wanted to I could use my heat vision on him and he'd lose his powers. Batman: Pretty much. Superman: God this team sucks.
Green Lantern: "If a meteor is crashing down to earth, I'd like to see you stop it. What're you gonna do? Throw a batarang at it?" Batman: *pulls out a comically large batarang*
I thought batman was gonna say he’d use some horrific giant and potentially world ending laser and they’d all go quiet. “If a meteor is crashing down to earth, I’d like to see you stop it. What are you gonna do, throw a batarang at it??” “No. I’d use my hundreds of lasers that I secretly scattered throughout the world and are a thousand times hotter than the sun to destroy it.” “…what…the fuck…”
"Well what about Wonder Woman, she has no real weaknesses" This is Silver Age DC. Her weaknesses were literally bondage via a man and numerous other artifacts that all weirdly related to bondage. Batman very easily could have just retorted "You don't want to go there".
Green Lantern's weakness isn't even the color yellow, it's his utter lack of creativity. You got a ring that can materialize anything you can think of and he never just materializes a bucket of paint to drop on whatever's bearing the offending yellow color. Or you know, a giant red streetlight. Or just red sunglasses. Batman's weakness is his inability to trust other people, keeping secrets from his friends and urge to do everything by himself. That actually would disqualify him from a leadership role.
The bucket of paint is still a construct. The moment he stops thinking about it it would vanish. And even if he did think of it, there would be no guarantee that a green paint would work on anything yellow.
I have a superpower. It’s called Wall Street lobbying. I’d like to see YOU get stuff done when I bribe the government to construct planetwide yellow freezing guns that shoot yellow krypton it’s.
Actually flash irl would melt the ice or anything he comes across if top speed he would also kill the world because of the sound and wind he gives from running so he could theoretically kill everyone and the fact he can go back in time means he can kill anyone even doomsday
@Parthsarthi Sharma and plus how it Superman normal Superman is slow compared to the flash he lets him win if it’s a charitable event that’s when he wins if he will lose if it’s not flash is the fastest and he would kill Superman or he would kill him self by running by turning into dust it’s just the matter of what plant or place he does it
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I once saw a comic strip where a guy had just shot Batman in the chest and Batman was holding one of the bullets, coughing up blood and clearly dying. The bullet was green and Batman laughed, "kryptonite bullets? You idiot! That's SUPERMAN'S weakness!"
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Yeah the original artist and writer basically was a bondage fan. Sweet gig he figured out basically drawing pictures of women in bondage as a respectable job.
I think Batman's best point is how the rest of the Justice League is comprised of literal gods, while him as a human with no superpowers can keep up with them and be a part of the League. That shows how he should be the leader seeing he clearly is more skillful and smarter than them
@@earthling_parth he's not wrong though. I don't think it's been an actual weakness is decades but, yeah it was specifically a man tying her up making her powerless originally.
Considering the video where Batman bought Superman's Daily Planet building where he works as Clark Kent, I'm now realizing what he meant when he says *I own the building you work in, you're literally paying me with my own money* Well played Solid JJ.
One of my favorite Batman quotes towards Martian Manhunter: “To defeat Superman, I spend millions on an extra rare radioactive stone. To defeat you, I spend 5 cents on a box of matches.”
"newspaper clippings? you're going to have to try better than that. one thing though, i'm not sure what you are or where you came from, but my instincts tell me you're to be trusted. make no mistake though: i have a $70,000 sliver of radioactive meteorite to stop the one from metropolis. with you.... all i need is a penny for a book of matches"
@@mylesmichel9108 They're referring to the line at the end of the discussion in the animated movie _Justice League: The New Frontier_ (2008) when Batman and J'onn meet for the first time. Just letting you know where it's from in case you're still curious; IMO the movie is overall good.
Imagine a fight between the King in Yellow and Green Lantern. Not only is Green Lantern unable to use his powers (not like the King in Yellow was going to get hurt anyway) but to add insult to injury, he's also going mad!
Fun fact: whereas most of Batman’s contingency plans in the case of his fellow Leaguers going rogue are very detailed and highly specialized, his contingency plan for Green Arrow is basically just “break his arms”
For anyone who doesn't get the Kryptonite color references: Red is basically Random Kryptonite, and has random effects. Black splits Kryptonians into Good and Evil versions of themselves. ...and pink turns Kryptionians gay. It was apparently meant as a parody of Silver Age comics constantly introducing new Kryptonite variants.
Blue is technically Bizarro Kryptonite, it hurts Bizarro and basically negates regular Green Kryptonite. Red is better described as Chaos Kryptonite, it either does something random or make Superman act crazy. It depends on the writer.
Batman: and wonderwoman's weakness is her lasso, if she's tied up in it she loses her strength. Superman: how do you know that? Batman: um from research and stuff😳
I remember a Justice League issue where the villains teamed up and Wonder Woman's arch-enemy Cheetah attacked Green Lantern. He was helpless because her suit was yellow.
"You're a seasonal superhero" had me rolling. I always thought the flash was over powered, but I guess I never thought about his inability to stop on slippery terrain. lmao
Actually ww has a big weakness too She is blind when it comes to justice or "good things" and doesn't know when to stop fighting If you guys remember there was a moment when cheetah implanted something to ww which hallucinate and see everyone as cheetah. She was trying to fight nonstop and if someone didn't fixed that she would died from that
I forgot what it's called, but there's a concept in Amazon culture whereby they have to protect someone. Batman attempts to invoke this to catch a criminal (that Diana currently has in custody) and Wonder Woman kicks his ass.
@@eafesaf6934 Forget which continuity and I don't read comics, but one of Wonder Woman's weaknesses was she loses her powers if she's tied up; with occasional specifications. Sometimes it has to be done: -by a man or -with her own Lasso* or -to a a specific part of her body* *only seen it mentioned in this comment section, the "specific part" was tying her gold bracelets together.
I have a playlist of just my favorite Solid JJ videos and when it’s on shuffle and I see that intro I’m always thrown off on if it’s this good one or the Justice League vs God one.
Fun fact for early Wonder Woman: Her weakness was if she was bound or restrained by a man she would lose her powers. Yeah. A male criminal could wrap her arms with a string and she would loose all of her powers. I mean she doesn’t have this weakness anymore but come on. Her weakness was just a male criminal carrying any decently strong rope. Early Superhero comics were weird.
To those who are confused about pink kryptonite, here is what the Superman wiki defines "Pink Kryptonite is a type of Kryptonite that seemingly turns Kryptonians homosexual."
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In her oldest comics, and I'm not even kidding, Wonder Woman's weakness was LITERALLY getting tied up. A bit of rope, and she lost all her powers. And it happened all the time.
Comics can be dumb. Flash can outrun time, space and death itself but has had trouble against mundane non-powered people before. Deathstroke was somehow able to shoot him in the comics.
@@stug6974 Her creator was a huge pervert who I shit you not had a live in mistress. Like it's amazing how America's most famous female super hero and a feminist icon started out as her creator's wank material.
