Best of the Worst: Shock Em Dead, Hollow Gate, and The Satan Killer 

It genuinely fills that void for a moment

and then the insidious lonliness creeps back in afterwards.

Thanks for the reality smack..

I think if it as "having friends simulator."

I sometimes hit the pause button and crack a joke and then pretend they laugh at my joke.........it makes me feel alive ...

'Bout to buy a VCR repair patch because of that.

Stopped the video to check. Pleasantly surprised.

To their merch specifically

I was typing pepperonipizzapiepeephole and it popped as a common google search

pepperonipizzapiepeepholepomeranian still available!

or "101 Dalmatians," and i'd be down for one of them dark and mature Disney live action remakes of that, considering.

I would absolutely pay to see it, those vicious little bastards are basically land pirahna. Would also pay to see the sequel, 2000 chihauhas.

Didn't they make that already and called it "Critters".

​@@mnemot Well did you like it?

making a re appearance from years ago when jack thought Jay died

proof that the guys are just big boned

It was the best touch

What do you mean child sized? That’s regular size for Jay

You mean jay-sized child skeleton?

Well, it's just a redirect to their merch site, so they're half-frauds. At a minimum. Two-thirds frauds at the most though.

balls!

It redirects to Space Cop at 75% discounted.

@@cyrus2395 pepperonipizzapiepeephole Were you paying attention to the video at all?

they’re still hacks

Vince used to drive a dildozer.

Was that what it was called on moral orel?

@@science_bear , Morel Mushroom Oral, the Larry Tree Lonik porn parody?

for real?

where in the ep is that?

1:29:28

@@arvidgtr "oh mY goD" at 1:29:41

Mike would make a good Joker.

He's fallen and he can't get up.

With his alcoholism, Mike is going to die anyhow, he is fine.

I build a veritable nest with pillows when I watch movies or play video games. One of the best parts of being an adult is being able to live like a child.

​@@gyromurphy that's very cute but also true 😅

I didn't even notice until I read this, honestly it warms my heart to see him just casually surrounding himself with comfy pillows 😂❤

Ya gotta bunker yourself to shield yourself from the shitty movies XD

@@gyromurphy That's exactly what it is I read it in the baby book and then when the pregnant Mom did it I was like ahhh you're nesting!

The way he looks at Rich 😊

Up there with Tanglefoot

Watch the resident evil reaction clip Rich, Mike, and Jay laugh for uncontrollably for about 2 and a half minutes

for me it's at 40:15 gotta be the most genuine laugh i've ever heard

He had some to spare after his reaction at 1:25:05

@@None-Trick_Pony why you guys throwing statues

🤣

@@None-Trick_Pony VA is actually the most flown-over state, due to JFK airport in DC and Hartsfield-Jackson in Atlanta.

@@kgpspyguy if you are an artist that agreed to make money by building statues of confederate generals then i cant feel any sympathy

@@None-Trick_Pony Anything other than DC, California, and New York is a fly over state to the wealthy.

@@serenacelestine It took me till this video to realize green lights were shining and he hadn't added a green streak.

I just want them to show a clip of this at the Emmy's.

They need to play the night of a thousand Pomeranians section

@@chriswalls6275 I hope its the literal first line in the episode - Ooooo I am the Crap Keeper!

Jay is now a Emmy nominated editor!

Is this real

One of my friends told me that people who live in Utah usually stay here till they die and honestly if I have to stay here longer I hope I don't make 35

Is it a really bad movie?

You know SNL's track record.

@@comicsdude3166 it's one of those rare 0% rotten tomatoes movies

You take that back sir!

@@maisieavis2712 i want to watch it now.

I feel like a hollow gate wouldn't be very sturdy...

@@OperatorError0919 maybe it's so the gate is light enough to fly, like birds

@@LPChipi Good Christ, you run over ONE little stunt double with farm machinery and suddenly you're Pol Pot.

I lol'd.

"I'm mad cuz I'm so tiny!!" Rich: " You would know, Jay"

It's my phone wallpaper because it is the only joy in my life.

Anthony?? What are you doing here? You should be reviewing free PC shooters so I know if they're worth my time while I watch RLM. 😆♥️

I clapped, i clapped when i saw something i know!!

That would be the greatest thing ever.

that one might be my favorite episode

My first BOTW and still my favorite to this day :’)

.....ummm did u see the last 10 seconds of the video?? lol

@@DeRockMedia oh no...Old Camelfeet led him astray!

@@toastedghost8971 XD

Jay could pass as 28 lol

It’s a “The portrait of Dorian Grey” scenario. Everyone else ages faster for Jay to remain young.

That’s why Jay started sweating when they mentioned the guy who aged 20 years 10 years later

He also looks like the only one from the crew who works out or takes care of himself so it's hardly surprising tbh

Let's be real, it was for the Weinstein joke.

@@kennethbryant5819 *it was all the jokes they crack wise with, see? Not just that, but that jab at ol' Weiny for sure, not to mention Mike falling down!*

@@kennethbryant5819 it was also pretty clean for a BOTW with great production value and tight editing from start to finish. Earlier episodes don't have that quality, and this one has a great Halloween theme that ties it all together to be their least trashy BOTW yet!

You misspelled: Eh, me.

I want a It’s Pat, Nukie and Ishtar episode now

@@harrisongoertz1346 Yes!

@@harrisongoertz1346 3, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, AND... These men are pawns! I put a price of 20,000 dirham on their heads. Next they will be hailed as the true messenger of GOD! They were just a couple of songwriters, who came to Ishtar, to break into show business. Easy boy, easy boy, easy boy, easy boy! What the hell's the matter with him is he blind?! Well yeah he is, bu-but he's in perfect condition. So how did they wind up on everyone's hit list? Your life is in danger. Behave normally we have guns pointed at your back. No don't put your hands up you idiot! Oh little darlin'. My little darlin'. I can't believe these men may control the fate of the Middle East. Oh where, ar-are you? Do it! Ayiyiyiyiyiyi schmechahii buttahotsfayaaah! This is unbelievable. HOOPA HOOPA HOOPA Kno-ow well-a. That my love-a Are the two American messengers of god dead yet? Is this the oasis? Does this look like an oasis to you? Yeah look at the birds! Are those vultures? YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH Wa-as just fo-or you He's aiming at us! Would you stop being paranoid! Run smuck, they're trying to kill us! Warren Beatty. Dustin Hoffman. Isabelle Adjani. Your girl? How did she get to be your girl? ONLY YOU! I think they're wonderful! Ishtar: Written and directed by Elaine May Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this is some of our best work!

You really really want RLM to do a review of “Its Pat the movie”? Money plane.

@@harrisongoertz1346 That's gonna be the Christmas episode

By any chance, do you know what Chihuahuas were bred for? Are they mini guard dogs or demonspawn or something?

@@blurberrycreative1996 taco meat

This is true. As a child, my wife was chased down and attacked by a mob of wild chihuahuas. It’s okay to laugh, enough time has passed.

@@jlkailua well thats...Intriguing

@@blurberrycreative1996 Actual answer is hunting rats, which they will tear to shreds.

i want jay to let loose with his knowledge of shitty horror films. the man is an encyclopedia of garbage

Class action lawsuit frauds.

@@rav-7072 The best the bottom shelf has to offer!

Top drawer frauds.

@@janesmith1840 VERY COOL

top notch HACK frauds

You mean paying 17-19 year olds to hit on HIM

An adorable way to die

Best scene ever shown on best of the worst. I can see the director saying "I send you out to get some attack dogs and you came back with this?" Goldens just aren't blood-thirsty enough to pull this off.

Funniest scene was the bass player saying "Someday I'm gonna be somebody" WOOHAHAHA

@@ParadoxapocalypSatan Makes me think of W.A.S.P's "I wanna be somebody"

Who isn't in love with Rich? Or maybe its infatuation...

@@drobinson-uo7ic It's actually called unhealthy obsession in Mike's case

@@Eightsixseven23224 And also in the case of 72% of RLM fans.

Apparently when movie critics live together their laughs synchronise

Is this reference to Dungeons&Dragons ghosts whose touch ages you 10 years..?if you’re human...? Are you human?

And won 6 championships in 5 years

Jack Packard is the only man on earth with a vintage Scottie Pippen Hornets jersey.

LMFAO

1,001 Pomeranians cmon guys leaving us a lot of slack to pick up

@@KoboldGm Death by a Thousand Pomeranians.

I can't believe they missed both of these opportunities

@@DankMangus To be fair, even I miss a lot of opportunities when drunk... And only drinking one thing!.

well done sir

I wish my father could speak english, I would love to bond over ugly, drunken and regrettful Mid-Westerners with him! I hope you and your son cherish your time with these lovable fatsos.... and Jay.

@@chadsigmarson673 not sure if the acting elite would appreciate that. Rich Evans is not ugly, he's what they call "homely". You don't tell famed Ellain Degenerate co-stars about how nasty they look on camera.

Nice try, Mark Cuban.

@@shitbuttpoopfuck8664 you got me. Matt Travis is a clever anagram I came up with for Mark Cuban. Those two names have the same letters right? Wait...they don’t?

@@matttravis5897 I kNoW wHaT ThAt Is!!

When Mike said "Help me Jesus" I knew that he was just fine.

I think its wholesome that Rich seemed legit concerned for a second.

@@Ale-mv3gr only for a second

Thats him saying, “I am here”

When Mike fell down I knew he was fine cus he's a fraud.

Funny mane

cool

The credits state that it was filmed on location in both Virginia Beach and Hollywood.

You are the real drunktective

Oooh I thought I heard Josh reference Newport News! Which is where I was born and raised and currently live-but does not have the beach town vibe of parts of VA Beach. It’s only an hour away from though which is why it looked familiar! Tbh I was excited to hear that someone not from the east coast had heard of NN

@@mernalequinox3398 Josh made a Sheetz joke in another video, so if he's not from the east coast, he's at least familiar with it.

Aww :(

Yeah I thought that was him and surprised the guys didn't give him a shout out. Oh well such is life and it is sad some of the rough endings of some actors...

That's sad :( .

And Aldo Ray's son works with David Lynch. Talk about coincidences Jay...

@@TheEchelon1619 Interesting...

That's cool, may he rest in peace.

pretty man cool

cool pretty man

Eyyy cool

Cool awesome pretty man

that would be 453 skelegrams per Jay.

Booooo

They need to at least talk about how much money it made.

I feel like it’s only a matter of time before they dig into it for real now.

made me wanna take a nap in a house burning down

@@spidacavs45 Hey let me stand next to your fire

By chance was that house painted red, and was located over yonder

👍

Gave me the catfish blues

Thanks! I was thinking it had to be a faux black metal logo because there’s a decent chance I would’ve recognized it otherwise

@@Malkav65 Same here, man. I was scratching my head like "what fucking band is that?"

I thought it was Ministry solely because the Nerdy Guitarist Sex Pervert had a TSOL shirt on.

Cheers, I thought it said Man Ham or ManoHam

I wasn't wondering and don't care, but I respect you're right to impart such information.

Same

They’re also my main source of friends

Rich is my main source of meth

Damn right Sir!

Same here

And he picked esoteric film knowledge and 3" tall.

@@captainxorro8553 ‘I don’t want 6 feet’

"Can I just be a horse?" - Jay

"im gonna be a horse because it makes it easier for me to kill cats this way" -Jay Bauman

"what am I gonna do with a 6 foot dick? Ill take the first two."

Redundant. As if there's a non-drunk Mike!

@@Jeefk0 We don't talk about Early Morning Mike. He can get grumpy while he's fumbling for a drink.

Reviews longer than the subjects run time are the only reviews I trust anymore.

Roar was also originally titled "Yip," for similar reasons

@@janeeyre1990 For some reason, visualizing the poster for ‘Yip,’ had me laughing ‘till I almost couldn’t breathe. Awesome.

They should have gone with the original. Would have really surprised the audience.

Oddly enough, even then the film was still about killer birds attacking people.

He could have had a fixation on those instead of birds. Stuffed Pomeranians in Norman Bates Office, Marion Crane was going to be called Marion Pomeranian

It will not be complete until they own every remaining copy of nukie.

@@axolotllan and then they throw them into the mouth of a volcano.

That's the fifth movie in the franchise

I thought with Piranha dna. Then you could go with "Piranharanians" or somesuch.

I think you're on to something!

I screamed "omg" when i saw it. I almost ran around thinking they were going to talk about it. Dang.

you’re telling me they DONT watch it’s pay during this???? i’m furious

That would’ve been awesome lol. I can’t wait till they feature that movie. It’s going to be amazing 😉

She tried to break into music and then published an autobiography. Pretty sure she's done. Let her rest on her laurels.

Isn't she in Excision? As the mum?

Reminds me of the time Bumblefoot or Tanglefoot or whatever was talking to Jack Frost in an echo lousy cave. A clip here is titled "When Mike Stoklasa Breaks".

Or the poor old lady

Will my dad come back if I bob good enough?

Going a bit far with "love", I would say you'd just get "acceptance" or not the shit kicked out of you.

Marginally less resentment.

I might be crazy, but the drunken dad looks alot like the evil fbi guy in another crapterpiece called "Meltdown" a vanity project starring and directed by an Owen Wilson clone.

Thank you for not being disingenuous.

This comment needs to be pinned.

No

Doesn’t even need to be fixing a whole movie. I’d settle for Rich fixing bad scenes of bad movies.

Home Movie Improvement, starring Film Allen

I will only watch this if Mike is his Al Borlund style sidekick with a toolbelt that only holds beers.

Shakma, his feet, weakened!

Shakma, pounding on door, fully erect

requires a lot of GAK I bet xD

The last step is eating tons and tons of beans

Is it just going naked?

Muck MEN, my good sir. Muck MEN.

I'm making rawhead rex costume. I already came on a priest today.

Squirt Russell

Funny mane...

I see Jesus in this episode

Cut Russel

Kurtz Russel

I think they're just getting so good at Black Spine Junka that they need something to go on top once they run out of Nukies

@@MrHendrix17 Honestly I'm just shocked, utterly shocked that 'It's Pat' recieved a god damn bluray release lol

"Here's my review for It's Pat: It's Crap."

Rather than a spotlight just do 3 Saturday Night Live skits that were turned into movies long after they had overstayed their welcome as skits. Night At The Roxberry could be one of the other films. And did Toonces The Car Driving Cat ever get a movie?

It's to dampen the sound of the farts and delay sharing the aroma.

@@chilboswaggins5500 more like sharting the aroma

auralnauts is pretty damn close.

@@atom_gray Close, but no Cobray Street Sweeper.

😂

Beerfest taught me how to use it

@@javsandarts It's the bubble!

They're Wisconsinites; I'm sure they're genetically geared up for drinking games.

Not to be pedantic (okay I'm going to be pedantic), but the drinking boot actually originated in England and made its way to Germany in the 19th century where the military adopted the ritual of drinking an entire boot at once. It's neither ancient nor German. Edit: The Germans being German of course found a much more efficient way to mass produce the boots and that's why it caught on as a fad and later tradition

Captain America understanding.

Aryan child at pc gives thumbs up and nods head

Leo holding drink whilst grinning

African American man pointing at own forehead approves

Dirty neckbeard tipping his fedora

It's cause the scariest day will be election day, Halloween is obsolete this year. Haunted houses should just have reenactments of modern politics, that would be scarier than any serial killer or monster.

Animals can be highly sensitive to signs of a coming disaster.

Rich Evan's scare laughs my dog

Understandable. Most animals tend to fear supernatural forces.

Is it a Pomeranian?

I don't believe Rich Evans has ever been to Pomerania. And don't refer to him as "it".