Bill Burr And Nia on Having a Threesome 

A lot of solosome going on ay? lol

Lonesome

@Eugen Lang damn LOL that's good haha.

Fact: 99.9% of Burr fans are virgins

@Eugen Lang yeah you're definitely a virgin

Love it!

followed by the sigh hahaha

@@greddytalon funniest shit evaaaaah!

Legend

Everytime my girl tells a story. I love my girl but women are so so boring lol

You sir deserve way more credit for that comment.. ESPECIALLY if it’s your own...👏👏👏

you're a gem!

You think that way all the time? You're too good to be an amateur.

Legendary comment

Hahahaha

Connie Sewell giant sigh more like it haha

Does he not want female listeners?

He very much would like female listeners, but he is a very blunt guy who gets ocassionaly send in mails about relationship problem from a guy's perspective. As such, he *seems* more critical of the female gender and therefore knows he has a much smaller female audience listening to his podcasts (even though he would like mails from women to balance out the criticism) .

That was a long "sigh "😂

Dweeb well shit! I email him and he never responds to me!!!😂😭😭

He wasn't judging haha he was stating a fact haha that dude is a moron 😂😂😂😂

Move over, Pee-wee Herman.

Have a consensual sexual act?

do some billy beating with the woman's permission. @@rohan7686

the fuck did he do?@@SovereignStatesman

Louie always pulls with consent!

Bill is like this adorable grumpy near 70 year old-looking ginger, there is not a 22 year old girl out there who even knows of his standup

@@MrYelly I've known plenty of my female friends thatve seen his routines and enjoyed them lol. His comedy doesn't really have an age, Even when it gets a bit dated.

She knows who she married. A woman who can deal with Burr, haha. He knows he has a champ. Yet the other thing is like don't sit there and say you want to do something to someone and then skittle away like a coward. (I am a male cant access google), but don't work up someone with your fantasy and then bail. It is like me who is monogamous telling someone I will marry them, when I have no way of doing so. Just talk to your partner, and a three way would absolutely make me uncomfortable. I'd be using a stopwatch for sure and do 80/20 ratio because if there is someone i will please it is MY girl and not the other girl. I would have my throat slit and my last words you said it was oak as I am bleeding out. Haha.

@@MrYelly that's horribly inaccurate

@@MrYelly oh grow up kid. People have preferences.

Julian Albert he actually does! M a ladddyyyy nd absolutely love bill

Ohhhh you not getting enough attention sweetheart.

lmao

The **sigh** that followed was just so accurately perfect. It's just amazing.

The sigh was nia saying "you have female listeners too ya know" he was picking and choosing his battles. You cant scream about how women want to make everything about them all the time and be married. That, as well as women finding me fundamentally unattractive, is why I'm not married. I'd have taken that bait so hard.

Awwww your cute, now go make me a sandwich

@@christopherschmidt9226 A whole year and you didn't get a single like lmao

@@yasirkadhim2940 I didn’t make My comment in the hopes for likes. Weirdo

Sure, but the way the fiancé is talking is similar to complaining about your job while having the opportunity and skills to get a different, better job. At least that’s how I see it.

Tom O'Hara you could sah he came out of the pussy drawing mozart

Awsomeisimo ahahaha when I heard that I knew there’d be a Game Grumps reference somewhere

Had a coworker who came into work... all smiles... because him and his wife had a threesome with a girlfriend of hers after a party. Some of the other guys in our department were happy for him, but my manager called it. He said they’ll be getting divorced soon... and he was right. A month later the same guy comes in dumbfounded his wife left. Either she got insanely jealous, or this was her plan to use the three way as an out.

K ris if she shared him in the first place i doubt she really loved him or fell out of love with him prior to it

love is not possession.

Gee Mont508 unless you have two girlfriends, man this year was a good one.

+juicer404 By that logic the guy would be happy that his wife left because he didn't love her either

Well that's kind of a way of manipulation tho

manipulation literally describes changing something to use it, there is nothing wrong with this everyone gets manipulated every daY

I agree with your point, secrets are not good in relationships, and if she finds out some how she will feel left out and betrayed, I wouldn't be worth a 3 sum to lose the love of your life

obviously

If you take a girl to a 5-star restaurant, buy real absinthe and flowers, and take her to her favorite place in the whole world - she won't care if she's being manipulated. You do the leg work it'll be fine. Then it's a "surprise". It's all about marketing, you change the whole meaning of the thing. Is it a manipulation to surprise your girlfriend with a week off of work to take her someplace nice on a vacation? Yes, but nobody cares, because it's thoughtful and gracious. It goes from being creepy to a dream. Fine line. You need to do a lot of marketing. If you just focus on getting your wife to have dinner with you and another girl, way way easier. They'll totally agree. You don't have to have expectations, she's an adult, she can pull the rip cord and parachute out anytime. Just frame it as dinner. GO SOMEPLACE FFFFFFREAKIN' NICE. Pay the tab. Order extra wine. If you have to work extra hard to do it, do it, because your wife'll getchya on that so put in the work. WORK. This isn't something you do on a tuesday because you're bored, you're gonna need to work for it and not just doubley hard - 4 times as hard because this is like dating squared. You need to be johnny on the spot getting it done and courting because most women? In normal dating it's always, "Men need to make the first move". Heard it a million times. There are some exceptions - you find one of those you keep her LOCKED IN, she's brave and a singular joy --- good luck finding one. But for the rest of the world you have to make the first move. And then the second move. And then two more moves for each love between them, and they need to be sound, gracious, and funny. You screw up any one it's over. This thing needs to be so squeaky clean that they can tell their mom's, their best friends, and you get approval from at least half of them. They'll never tell the Dad's but you get that as a pass, because they'll probably give you a pass as long as their daughters are happy. An easier way to set this up? Go to a concert and meet people. Meet people meet people meet people. Get into organic situations with groups and then find reasons to get them alone. Go do things. Get them involved. Then pray, that's how I did it.

Not entirely true. Some couples can do it just fine

Nothing lasts forever. NOTHING. Not relationships, not marriages, not life. Once you embrace that fact, you stop blindly stumbling forward with absurd ideas of your ultimate, happy fulfilled future. Have a threesome, they're fun. And they won't last either. So you find another one. After a couple dozen of them, you'll put it all in perspective. Life is terminal. Nobody lies on their death bed thinking "wow, I wish I hadn't f4cked so much". Those who never had this experience pine for it... and those who did it at will find it to be more of the same. Life in a nutshell.

Yea this comment is ridiculous dude. There's entire communities of people who do this and more, and are arguably healthier than people in monogamous relationships. You sound like a person who's never drank alcohol and describe it like "I've heard bad stories about it"

That sentence has changed a lot hasn't it?

Louis did nothing wrong

Nothing changes Louis CK is still hilarious

that is, if he is able to perform again.

Louis C.K. did absolutely nothing wrong other than apologizing for what he did, in all the stories louis asked for permission, they could have also left in all that time but instead they stayed, it's their own fault non of them were even working under him.

Says it all!

brieannajm just listened to it again.....still priceless. Giant- horse-blowing air through lips- soumd.

:D hahahaha!

People need to stop saying this. It's not true. If you're in a strong, respectful relationship, you can have threesomes as much as you want. It's all about how good you are as a couple

Three ways is what really really insecure people *think* is going prove their confidence to them. If you're so great as a couple they why does your man want an extra help?

@@christiangraff5236 Love is selfish. If you're having threesomes all the time, you don't really love your so called partner. They're just a walking sex toy.

He really is!

Oh my God! Lol

Joe Towers Louis C.K did nothing wrong.

@@finismalorum9746 He did act degenerate

@@AlexRasengan1337 did he? He asked permission to do a sexual act. Most guys dont ask permission before doing sexual acts they just read body lamguage. Louis actually asked, he even asked sarah silverman and she said no and he didnt do it. Is it rape if i just go around asking women if they wanna fuck until i find one who does?

@@FerrariTeddy It's not rape, but if you go up to random women in the street and phrase it that way they're gonna take it as sexual harassment because it is. Louis just acted dumb, it's inappropriate sexual behavior. The women only consented because they thought he was joking, they didn't think he was actually serious.

blablaelgore we have Joey Diaz for those moments.

Maaaan... Patrice is another level though. RIP

RIP 💔

You’re absolutely right. Bill Nia and Patrice would be a hot ass threesome

@@jcnot9712 Joey Diaz is an overrated bore. He has interesting stories he somehow makes me yawn at.

You're reading too deeply into it imo. I think that's just a byproduct of being married for many years and each partner naturally becoming more like the other lol

@@duhuh7370 Ppl dont "naturally" become like one another lol There are reasons for why ppl pick up speech and mannerisms from others. Maybe u should read a little deeper 😉

@@Yourunkbob Some to imitate and be one with or to Insult and degrade, it all depends on perspective and context.

Tell more.

Because Bill is correct, if the woman leads in this scenario given her personality, it will never happen simply because as Nia said, the dude's approach is laughable at best in trying to make this happen and the woman seems like someone who is communicative enough to talk about her sexual fantasies, but never really act on them, which is more common than you might think. Also you can't have a feckin' crush on the woman when this happens because it will open up a pandora's box as Bill said.

Ok, I followed his advice at the end but they had sex without me. And my fiancee went full lesbian and left me. What do I do now?

Now you hook up with a super cute gay guy and make her jealous. But you have to be very committed, and act like the relationship is just amazing, and gush to everyone around her about how amazing your sex life is (and actually do the act, and make sure to enjoy it). Then she will come crawling back. She wont be able to stand to see you so happy now thanks in large part due to your life not including an insane female partner.

@@Mineav hahaha Also claim him as a "partner" on taxes and get him on your health insurance. Really sell it bro. It'll work out

Some people do. But only everybody.

What do you love about Nia?

mit _ what they don’t find in you

@@Bobby-hn3cu yeah, fuck him for trying to understand her appeal

@@MiguelTavaresMAT I found her annoying at first until I realized she's just the female Bill in a way. They both play Devil's Advocate a lot, and they both say things ironically just to rile each other up, but they're kidding 90% of the time and deeply care for each other.

Fart into you direction

Same! Been listening to bill and watching his specials for years.