Wolves of Wall Street (2002) | JL REVIEWS 

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David DeCoteau is actually renown for making gay films. The gayness was entirely intentional.

You should be given a award on how many times you didn’t reference Wolf of Wall Street or Leonardo Decaprio

*I approve of a title change, Leatherface & The Boys.*

"Your t-zone is giving me the t-virus." I will find any excuse I can to use this line. Bless you, bae.

This movie is edited like Bohemian Rhapsody..........the movie that won an Oscar for best editing.

Are we sure this is an early 2000's movie? It looks and feels like a 90's movie.

This is the absolute embodiment of every A/B/O Dynamics fanfiction out there.

I loved that you used the hit or miss meme as an example of today lmao

Man, I work for a broker-dealer company. These guys don't talk near fast enough or anywhere near a nervous breakdown constantly.

11:22 Is that Tommy Wiseau's Roof? _I think that might be Tommy Wiseau's Roof._

Honestly, I think a movie involving Lycanthropy without the werewolf transformation itself on a physical level could actually work if it was well-written and appropriately handled, which is to say not the way this film did it lol

Man the Wolf of Wall Street sequel really took an odd turn

The moment I saw Eric Roberts I knew that this was going to be fun... in the worst way possible.

I dont remember these scenes from The wolf on Wallstreet...

This whole movie sounds like when you need to reach your word count on an essay 😂😂

I want a werewolf movie were the protagonist acts like an actually wolf but more humanized. Like it would great to have a movie about a werewolf family were the parents have to protect their kids from some threat. Wolves in wild packs consists of A father mother and their cubs. There are no "alpha" and "beta". And they genuinely love their cubs and will let them stay with them as for as long as they want. Even into adulthood. Wolf dads are the extremely protective of their cubs and are considered the best dads in the animal kingdom

This makes "Twilight" look like an award winner in comparison.

It's like if Neil Breen had a bigger budget.

Did they.... did they use the Interview with the Vampire building?! For reals?!?! Just finished the video: aaaaaand of course it's David DeCoteau. It's absolutely NOT accidentally gay. It's premeditated gay.

Somewhere, Leonardo Di Caprio sneezes in confusion.

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Can I just say how good your editing is? Like damn you’re extremely underrated

"Those monsters, you're one of them! And you wanted to be like them!" So she refers him to their brokerage firm. Yeah, I know you already pointed this out, but seriously, _WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?_ It's like the movie suffered a massive stroke or something.

Your YTP style reviews are really fun to watch.

All the subtlety of a brick to the face

So THIS is that Scorsese classic I’ve heard so much about

I'm so glad that you gave a link to the full movie, it reminded me of The Room so much when it comes to unintentionally hilarious moments! I'm actually mad that Amber from Clueless signed on to this mess!

I am drunk of wine, best way to see this lol

This review is hilarious. Thanks for brightening my day 😁💕

When YT recommends an old JL movie review, you never say no.

The song at 19:25 is "My Money" by Buc Fifty

Damn I was so confused the first three min thinking this was a review on “The WOLF of Wall street”

I don't remember this movie coming out

I have waited, a long time for this moment. My little Jlong friend *spastic laughing*

I'm going to watch this movie then come back .

Wolves of Wall Street > the wolf of Wall Street JK

I nearly pulled a muscle at "fraudulent piss"

The early nintendo wii montage and joke had me on the floor. Gosh I love your channel!

How are you not more popular?!?!?!

5:34 “Can you back up? Please!! Your T-zone is giving me the T-virus!!” 😂😂

Having spent puberty in the 2000s, I remember that decade as an extremely shitty one for film. I was internally screaming to high heaven with the masterpieces from earlier this decade.

HILARIOUS, as always. I annoyed my husband laughing my ass off to the chair sex party scene. Your hair is gorgeous, btw!

Yo I watched American Werewolf in London yesterday and this gets uploaded what

wolves be like: rawr >w

"Strawberry shortbus." I'm drunk from laughing, holy shit.

That 'She's gay' line came out of nowhere, and hit me like a brick.

Scuse me? Neck nuzzling cunnilingus ritual.

"They can smell her facebook profile" Hahahaha XD

This channel deserves 500k subscribers at least

16:19 He does Jared the subway guy lmfao

20:02 *THAT'S RIGHT I HEARD THE STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!*

I thought this was the actual Wolf of Wall Street movie and then saw the thumbnail and thought it was a porno parody

Every time someone mentions the original Oldboy movie, the grass gets a little bit greener

You deserve way more subscribers, bruh.

Holy shit I cannot believe you squeezed in a “Waxworks” callback! 🤣🤣🤣

You have an amazing gift. You have THE VOICE for documentaries voice over. If you will read the dictionary, I will listen all day long.

I got confused at first thinking this was the stupid movie with Leonardo Dicaprio lol. This is even dumber...thanks for the review XD

Hey JL... I have watching your videos for a while and I want to say you need ... no no you DESERVE more subs you are one of the funniest people on RU-vid... continue your amazing work

When I read the title I thought you were talking about that great Leonardo DiCaprio movie about illegal stockbrokering............... I was wrong... so wrong...

This plays like a bad Lost Boys fanfiction...

So ... uh ... that ending credits song is now the ringtone when my boss calls. Trve sh*t.

Of course! This whole time, I've enjoyed werewolf movies that actually have werewolves in them. I was so stupid, but now I see...

1:39 "ADE: Attention Deficit Editing" LOL

I love you soo much😍😍 You're underappreciated ❤❤❤

"The most cubic of zirconias"... I can't stop laughing. Oh, thank you.

Ah the eurly 2000's what a time to be Alive

I didn't think when I woke up today that I'd hear the phrase, "fraudulent piss."

Wesker is the only alpha male. He has the T-Virus.

“J. Crew centerfold” was not the kind of thing I knew I needed until JL brought it up.. Truly a lass with class

hey this movie is the beginning plot of "Cocktail"! Guy tries to get a good job "in business" in NYC and is laughed out of interviews, then goes into a bar. and gets a job.

Mad props👌 for mentioning "waxworks". "Would you like to take a closer look?"

"Don't play with me when it comes to my money~"

I mean, pissing on another does show pretty extreme dominance in wolves. Yet this is not a nature documentary nor anything I ever wanted to see in my entire life.

Your hair is lookin darn amazing bruh

That Wii joke sent my sides flying. Thank you for that

Your commentary never fails to spot on

Directed by David DeCoteau. That explains the homoeroticism.

God your laugh gives me LIFE

I didn’t know I needed this until I watched it. Thx for the great laughs! Keep doing what you do JLo, cause it’s working!!! P.S: I would love to see you review Hemlock Grove! I realize that you probably don’t do series, but I would like to know if my intense hatred for this show is justified...

I love you this made me laugh so much I couldn’t breathe

I swear, you find Eric Roberts in the weirdest places. Dr. Who, and I just watched the music video for Mr. Brightside.

Gimme more of dem Mad Men memes

2000s were the best

The only reason this is a werewolf movie is so the directors could throw in the shitty puns

10/10 best review. I never watched the film when it came out, but until today I thought it was actually about stock brokers being corrupt. So I guess I was right. Late sub!

Where REM and Meat Loaf keep their music video set pieces. J can make me actually physically laugh

I love your reviews! Absolutely hilarious😂

2:18 "He's a nice boiii." Literally that's all I wanted to hear 🙉

This. Was. An experience. I can’t believe this is a thing that exists.

This movie reminds me way too much of 'The Covenant.'

I’ve watched this review about 4 times and I still laugh the whole way through every single time!

Watch out for tapeworm for eating your steak Tartare, guys.

one things confuses me, it looks like a horror parody of The Wolf of Wall Street but both the movie and the book are younger... and I'm to lazy to look for more clues

I'm going to seriously consider what the filmmaker was trying to communicate......capitalism = masculinity? The more wolf-like (masculine) he becomes, the more he wants to make money. That's my best shot. No idea.

Great video. Where is the asmr you promised?!

J, you made my yoghourt drink come out of my nose.

lolz @ 17:35 "if you didn't guess this Schlock earlier" 👏👏👏😂😂

Omg xD You have Eddy Wally in there saying WOW! He's from my country Belgium. lol

What song plays during the intro in the beginning? She mightve linked it in another video but i didnt see it