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Explaining Humans to Aliens 

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian
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@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 2 года назад
Its a miracle that if you are born in Saudia arabia you are a Muslim but in Italy you are a catholic…amazing how all the gods have carved up our geo-political map.
@encomunismo
@encomunismo 2 года назад
We can also say... amazing how geo-political map have carved up all the gods.
@LeftCoastStephen
@LeftCoastStephen 2 года назад
And in Ireland you have too many Catholics and Protestants but very few Christians. Actually, Christians, Muslims and Jews share the same “God”. Take a comparative religion or religious history course.
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 2 года назад
@@LeftCoastStephen so the point flew over your head due to your pedantry. Use the word « religion » then. My point stands.
@JohnDoe-mk5zb
@JohnDoe-mk5zb 2 года назад
@@LeftCoastStephen Considering how many Christians worship versions of God so different from each others' that there is no way they could fairly be called the same being, your point isn't even pedantically true.
@reaebedbenyah
@reaebedbenyah 2 года назад
🤔 What's wrong with you people? Its called science🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ if you teach a child this is the only way to get home they will believe it until they find out you were wrong💎 it's not rocket science 🚀🚀🚀
@phillipzx3754
@phillipzx3754 2 года назад
"Humans choose a religion based on their need to show conformity, not that religion's ability to show credibility." BAM! And we have a winner. Thank you, Mrs. Bowers.
@chuckhaugan4970
@chuckhaugan4970 2 года назад
Grew up in a small town and still remember the bus ride home, in the third grade, where all the kids stated what religion they "are," and it came to me and I said, "Christian." "But what kind?" they all demanded and I hadn't a clue, as we never went to church other than a wedding or two in my life. When I asked my Mom, she said, "Well, that's up to you and you'll figure it out later in life. Just ignore them." That was the best advise my Mom ever gave me. In middle school, my friend invited me to "Youth Group," every Wednesday night. Honestly, I've never seen so many sexually frustrated kids who attended just to hold hands at the closing prayer. And, after a few meetings, with the fairytales, "Just say no" junkie examples, "Scare straight" ex-inmates, and not so vailed hints about keeping my johnson in my pants, I was done after a few months. Thank you Mom, for saving me from all that insanity, by allowing me to figure it out for myself. RIP Mom.
@magolor7856
@magolor7856 2 года назад
@Chuck Haugan I’m sorry for your loss. My parents raised me that way too. Figure out what religion makes you happy, or lack thereof.
@xaenon
@xaenon 2 года назад
@@magolor7856 I choose 'lack thereof'. Everything makes so much more sense if you're not trying to make it fit into a religious narrative.
@thebeardedlady76
@thebeardedlady76 2 года назад
Glory!
@infinite8382
@infinite8382 2 года назад
humans DO NOT CHOOSE religion, the majority are indoctrinated against their will as children. Religion wouldnt be what it is today without brainwashing the young.
@1958indyfan
@1958indyfan 2 года назад
When I attended a Catholic College Prep school we did the telephone exercise where the first student is given a sentence to repeat to the next one until the last person in class repeats the gibberish he thinks he heard. The "theology" teacher then said something that has stuck with me for 56 years. "Remember this the next time you read a bible."
@kenttm42
@kenttm42 2 года назад
That is profound.
@paradoxical_taco
@paradoxical_taco 2 года назад
I’m an atheist now but was raised Catholic & went to Catholic school 10 of the 12 years before college. In 6th Grade, our teacher told us that the story of Jesus’s birth wasn’t true. At the time he was born, she said, his parents wouldn’t have kept any records (they were likely illiterate) or spent any time recording anything about the birth of their son beyond what was typical. She said after Jesus was crucified & more & more people learned of him, they wanted to know everything all the way back to his birth. So, some people filled in the gaps. Catholic Church takes so much heat (and for good reason) but I was taught evolution in Catholic school, and also that the world is way older than the Bible alleges. The Jesuits who persecuted people like Galileo are now the “academic order” of Catholicism who run most Catholic universities. The Vatican even has its own astronomical observatory. I still became a non-believer, but I didn’t emerge from Catholic school needing to retake basic math, biology, and other sciences.
@justrosy5
@justrosy5 2 года назад
Bet they got fired once the school caught them saying that! 😞
@1958indyfan
@1958indyfan 2 года назад
@@justrosy5 For sure none of the students were going to turn him in. It was refreshing hearing somebody that lived in a rectory tell you the bible was fiction BS.
@ak5659
@ak5659 2 года назад
@@paradoxical_taco True. Also December 25th was picked because it was a civil holiday, fewer cops so easier for illegal christians to gather. Actual date was some time in spring of 4 BC. And I'm still waiting for the missing 20 years of his life ..... something fishy there, IMO.
@grapeshot
@grapeshot 2 года назад
And then there's the Golden Rule. He who owns all the gold gets to make all the rules.
@PabloSanchez-qu6ib
@PabloSanchez-qu6ib 2 года назад
Until he/she starts confusing bread and cake.
@cassiusdhami9215
@cassiusdhami9215 2 года назад
👏🏾😅😂🤣👍🏾 🎯💯
@Vhlathanosh
@Vhlathanosh 2 года назад
@@PabloSanchez-qu6ib haha good one
@Nokirin
@Nokirin 2 года назад
Thank you for this reminder, Jafar. XD
@elizabethsohler6516
@elizabethsohler6516 2 года назад
Capitalism is a wonderful thing. (sarc)
@DavidRichardson153
@DavidRichardson153 2 года назад
Scientology - where even Mormons go, "Those people are f^^^ing nuts."
@keithkemp7876
@keithkemp7876 2 года назад
🤣🤡😜😋😝😆😂👍
@grapeshot
@grapeshot 2 года назад
Didn't their dear leader in Scientology discharge a log when he was in the Navy. I do know one thing he greatly exaggerated the things he did during his military service.
@tgbedini
@tgbedini 2 года назад
Mormonism was founded by a man who was run out of town as a con artist multiple times. Scientology, by a mediocre science fiction writer who, disappointed with his income, started a kind of science-fiction religion, partly based on ideas cribbed from a far better writer. (A. E. Van Vogt) One cynical writer commented "the purpose of priests is to separate man from his god, so he may then separate money from his wallet."
@WWZenaDo
@WWZenaDo 2 года назад
And the Jehovah's Witnesses go, "That's a good idea! Lemme right that down!"
@lisaahmari7199
@lisaahmari7199 2 года назад
😆😅😂
@robjohnson1138
@robjohnson1138 2 года назад
I’m beginning to think - and just hear me out here - that Mrs. Betty Bowers might be some sort of satire.
@doctorpicardnononono7469
@doctorpicardnononono7469 2 года назад
surely you are jesting.
@Ubotit_Unaymit
@Ubotit_Unaymit 2 года назад
Blasphemy!
@jims6450
@jims6450 2 года назад
Amen to that!
@robertdavis3555
@robertdavis3555 2 года назад
Being America's Best Christian is no joke!
@williamraffen5941
@williamraffen5941 2 года назад
@@doctorpicardnononono7469 He's not jesting. And don't call him Shirley.
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 года назад
“The gods we’ve made are exactly the gods you’d expect to be made by a species that is about half a chromosome away from the chimpanzee.” - Christopher Hitchens
@sonyaj66
@sonyaj66 2 года назад
🤣🙌🏼. I think some of us are even less than a half a chromosome away from other primate species, based on their current behavior 🙄
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 2 года назад
Yep. I miss Hitchens.
@canadianperson4830
@canadianperson4830 2 года назад
I love this quote.
@cassiusdhami9215
@cassiusdhami9215 2 года назад
"I classify humans as a psychotic primates." -Captain Paul Watson (Sea Shepherd)
@bosmerfromcanada3878
@bosmerfromcanada3878 2 года назад
@@sonyaj66 Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert, AKA Space Lasers Spice and Sedition Spice. Justin Trudeau...AKA Selfie-Stick Spice.
@Robert-yc9ql
@Robert-yc9ql 2 года назад
Smart aliens probably just pass us by thinking "Look at those superstitious primates killing each other while turning their world into a hellhole! Let's skip this place... "
@elizabethsullivan7176
@elizabethsullivan7176 2 года назад
Pretty much my way of thinking. If aliens flew by Earth they would laughing too hard at our ignorance.
@dalenincehelser5747
@dalenincehelser5747 2 года назад
Maybe that explains why the UFOs that do land, always end up in the back yard of a dude called Bubba. Maybe there are stupid aliens as well
@pineapplepenumbra
@pineapplepenumbra 2 года назад
I've always thought that Star Trek's Prime Directive was bollocks. If you saw a young child walking towards the edge of a cliff, with the lead of a puppy clenched in its hand, wouldn't you stop it from falling off and taking an innocent animal with it? Hopefully, aliens will have some empathy, and realise that we're fuckwits who need saving from our toddler leaders.
@SA-mo3hq
@SA-mo3hq 2 года назад
"Wr should evacuate the Orcas before the humans kill them all. They seem rad."
@jeangillespie1173
@jeangillespie1173 2 года назад
Smart...
@odonovan
@odonovan 2 года назад
👽 - "GLORY! Now, take me to your leader." "Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child." - Robert A. Heinlein
@pineapplepenumbra
@pineapplepenumbra 2 года назад
That's funny, I asked someone about an hour ago: "Can your god create someone who is _more loving, more forgiving, more logical, more moral, more sensible, more pragmatic, more imaginative, more merciful, more just, more empathetic, more compassionate_ than itself?" All you need is one person, just one, who wouldn't send someone to an eternal torment for anything, let alone the imagined crime of not believing in a god, to disprove the infantile notion of Hell.
@bertyaustin
@bertyaustin 2 года назад
The father, being quite distraught, decided he needed some guidance, so he goes and sees one of the elders at Synagogue. As he walks in, the elder sees the look of worry on the father's face. He says "what troubles you, my friend?" The father says "well, I sent my son off to Israel, and he came back a Christian." The elder, after hearing this shocking news, responded "Funny you should mention that. I also sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian." The two men were blown away at their coincidence, and decided they should speak to the Rabbi. They walked into the Rabbi's chambers, and the Rabbi knew there was something wrong. He asked "what troubles you, my friends?" The elder spoke. "Well, you see, we both sent our sons to Israel, and both of them came back as Christians." After a pause, the Rabbi said "It's funny that you should mention that. I also sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian." After a few moments, the Rabbi decided they needed to go outside and pray. The three men went into the yard, held hands, and began to pray. All of a sudden, the clouds parted, and the booming voice of God speaks to them. "What troubles you, my faithful followers?" "Well", the Rabbi began. "All three of us sent our sons to Israel, and all three of our sons came back as Christians." After a pause, God's voice continues. "Funny you should mention that...."
@lanetower3411
@lanetower3411 2 года назад
Lame
@bertyaustin
@bertyaustin 2 года назад
Jesus was a jew too 😂
@dolliscrawford280
@dolliscrawford280 2 года назад
@@dimbulb23 Jesus was Christ, God's son.
@jduluoz3131
@jduluoz3131 2 года назад
@@dolliscrawford280 Jesus also had a tendency of beating the shit out of people he didn’t like.
@dolliscrawford280
@dolliscrawford280 2 года назад
@@jduluoz3131 I thought he just destroyed property
@justrosy5
@justrosy5 2 года назад
"You know, if you find you seldom do as your God asks, maybe you picked the wrong one!" Absolute Candor. 🖖
@TheCstar07
@TheCstar07 2 года назад
Damn this woman is terrifyingly good at this
@Reason1717
@Reason1717 2 года назад
TheCstar07, I completely agree with you. The outfit, the delivery smooth.
@TheCstar07
@TheCstar07 2 года назад
@Perry Elyod Woman
@tvdinner325
@tvdinner325 2 года назад
As an Atheist, I worship Betty!
@jeangillespie1173
@jeangillespie1173 2 года назад
She states what many of us are thinking.
@JFrazer4303
@JFrazer4303 Год назад
A single take.
@TheNeoVid
@TheNeoVid 2 года назад
Finally, someone else who's realized that a monotheist is just one god away from being an atheist!
@tedmich
@tedmich 2 года назад
one really, really, really weak god too!
@SocialNetwooky
@SocialNetwooky 2 года назад
to be fair, that's actually Ricky Gervais' argument when asked why he is atheist : ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-P5ZOwNK6n9U.html ;)
@dimbulb23
@dimbulb23 2 года назад
You really should get out more. Atheist aplenty have been making that statement for at least 50 years.
@chuckhaugan4970
@chuckhaugan4970 2 года назад
@@dimbulb23 If not longer.
@SocialNetwooky
@SocialNetwooky 2 года назад
@bob dunson indeed. The Ricky Gervais/Colbert dialogue was just an example (And a pretty entertaining one at that :P
@philo5227
@philo5227 2 года назад
"execution device jewelry" I'm dying!
@ceceliaraby8099
@ceceliaraby8099 2 года назад
That's the one that sticks for me too! 🖖
@dinahnicest6525
@dinahnicest6525 2 года назад
Several years ago, my in-laws visited from Western China. When we all received an invitation from my parents to come over for Easter, they asked "what is Easter?" So I told them the story in my tortured and crucified Mandarin. And when I got to the part where "He rose from the dead" their faces were precious! They're much too polite to burst out with "Oh bullshit!" They looked at each other as if to say "Did I hear that correctly?" Then to my husband as if "Did she mean to say that?" "Is she pulling our legs?" Then back at me as if "Are we supposed to pretend that's not the most ridiculous thing we ever heard?" I had been keeping a poker face because I knew I'd be telling this story and I didn't want to tell them how to react. Then I told them that I didn't believe it, and we all laughed, and I think I'm glad I couldn't understand what was said after that.
@fubartotale3389
@fubartotale3389 2 года назад
I was raised in it and I always thought it was bullshit.
@dunn0r
@dunn0r 2 года назад
Don't the Chinese have mythology that's just as ridiculous as the Chrstian one?
@paranoidrodent
@paranoidrodent 2 года назад
@@dunn0r Modern day mainland China went through a fair bit of a cultural decimation since the revolution and especially since the chaos of the Cultural Revolution, so much of the population tends to be atheist. The old belief systems were largely shattered by a mix of destructive social chaos and older generations not passing on the beliefs. Traditionally, China's predominant system of morality was Confucianism which is actually far more akin of what Westerners call a philosophy (hence why Confucius is described as a great philosopher rather than the founder of a faith). It's a bit closer to how Stoicism and Epicurianism were major philosophies in the ancient West or secular humanism is a major philosophy in the modern West. The later Neo-Confucian school included more religious elements and in some ways echoed the role of the old Roman imperial cult in Roman history. China was also home to Daoism, which is a little hard to describe as a religion in the way westerners mean it, since it's kind of a mix of philosophy with lots of mysticism, but it certainly is a lot closer to western notions of religion than Confucianism. China is also one of the adoptive homes of Buddhism (originated in India, travelled up the Silk Road and evolved into new variations once in China). On top of that, there were all sorts of deities, supernatural beings and spirits tied to Daoism, local versions of Buddhism and local folk religion. Traditional Chinese culture tends to be syncretic when it comes to faith and thought (i.e. it mixes and matches the different belief systems) but the cultural damage from the 20th century means you don't see that much on the mainland anymore (mostly on Taiwan or in other countries with ethnic Chinese populations that predate the communist era). It's quite a complex co-existing mix of faiths and philosophies that can't properly be described as simply polytheistic, monotheistic or even non-theistic. You might follow Confucian morality, use Daoist influenced traditional medicine, pray to a bodhisattva for luck or health and leave an offering at a shrine for a local folk deity to appease them (or simply out of tradition) and even that explanation is just a very crude approximation. Hell, if you want to look up what might be the craziest and deadliest example of how Chinese culture was able to absorb foreign religious ideas and merge and mutate them to suit their local needs, read up on the Taiping Rebellion and its Christian-inspired leadership (the leader believed he was Jesus' younger brother and led a holy war to reshape China into his very peculiar Protestant-inspired utopia). The resulting Chinese civil war utterly dwarfs the American Civil War which happened roughly around the same time, or pretty much any other war in the 19th century, with a body count that rivals or exceeds WW1.
@marianotorrespico2975
@marianotorrespico2975 2 года назад
@@paranoidrodent --- Thank you, for the facts.
@AndiDuck
@AndiDuck 2 года назад
"When the most devout are the least moral" In our nation today, it is actually the most secular among us who are exhibiting a greater moral orientation - in the face of deadly threats - than the most devout among us, who are exhibiting the least. - Phil Zuckerman SALON
@alphabravo8703
@alphabravo8703 2 года назад
yup
@doneestoner9945
@doneestoner9945 2 года назад
So true.
@patrickwalsh2361
@patrickwalsh2361 2 года назад
Well said! The majority of my relatives are catholic and few of them have the open mindedness, wisdom or genuine kindness of my secular friends. The weekly services do a good job of convincing them that they’re the truly morally superior ones.
@fubartotale3389
@fubartotale3389 2 года назад
Game, set, match.
@slicedice577
@slicedice577 2 года назад
💣💥💯
@user-em6ie2be7x
@user-em6ie2be7x 2 года назад
You can just picture Pat Robertson, & Kenneth Copeland saying "We gotta baptize the aliens before they figure out there is no God & we're just scam artist masquerading as Preachers".🤔
@xstatic-ow5mz
@xstatic-ow5mz 2 года назад
Imagine using the word "alien" as if it isn't racist. You and this white individual Betty should be ashamed of yourselves. Immigrants are not "aliens". Congratulations, you just got yourselves reported for hate specch. Black Lives Matter! ✊✊✊
@chrispbacon3042
@chrispbacon3042 2 года назад
@@xstatic-ow5mz Don’t forget black cats matter too.
@user-em6ie2be7x
@user-em6ie2be7x 2 года назад
@@xstatic-ow5mz Nice Bad Faith argument, or are you so stupid you can't tell an Alien from space from an immigrant who crosses the border?
@aaronmatzkin7966
@aaronmatzkin7966 2 года назад
@@user-em6ie2be7x he's specie-ist.
@melchior2678
@melchior2678 2 года назад
@@user-em6ie2be7x there's no evidence whatsoever for "aliens from space". Nice try though bigot.
@mjwaldrep
@mjwaldrep 2 года назад
Great points. I grew up believing my parents religion until I stepped back and thought it and then decided it was all BS.
@rickovery
@rickovery 2 года назад
Most intelligent people have done the same. Good for you!
@billboyd4051
@billboyd4051 2 года назад
Thats how BS beliefs are Born, with childhood stories and buildings that support the stories.
@robertdavis3555
@robertdavis3555 2 года назад
I got kicked out of Sunday school at 6 years old for calling BS on Noah's Ark. I've been atheist every since.
@billboyd4051
@billboyd4051 2 года назад
@@robertdavis3555 The Ark is in Kentucky now, with dinosaurs on it, Ken Hamm.
@Anthony-xe2pz
@Anthony-xe2pz 2 года назад
Same here. I'm Irish and remember how the church won a referendum on divorce during the 80s, it was really an anti womans rights stance from the church. It opened my eyes to how we were brainwashed. Imagine how we cheered when the churched lost to a Same Sex Marriage referendum...and laughed.
@grapeshot
@grapeshot 2 года назад
Yeah it seems to me the invisible sky wizard set Adam and Eve up for failure and then punish them when they ultimately failed and not just them but all their descendants. And yes I am quite aware that this is a fictional story taken from other Babylonian and Mesopotamian creation myths. But it would be like me punishing a four-year-old child for driving a car that I gave him the keys to. And not just punishing him for it but all his descendants that come afterwards.
@justrosy5
@justrosy5 2 года назад
Which myths are those? I want to read them!
@ak5659
@ak5659 2 года назад
And weren't Adam & Eve round 3? Round one was the angels.... they w're apparently too much in their creator's image. Then there was Lillith and some guy whose name I've forgotten. There were several problems with them, but the main one was that Lillith wasn't subservient enough. And just to ice the cake she preferred to ride him... I forget how they were disposed of. Next came Adam & Eve.
@Necrapocalypse
@Necrapocalypse 2 года назад
It was still Adam with Lilith.
@andrewharper1609
@andrewharper1609 2 года назад
@@ak5659 After she left the Garden Lilith supposedly took up with Lucifer to become the mother of demons.
@Abdul-Akeem_Akinloye
@Abdul-Akeem_Akinloye 2 года назад
@@ak5659 Damn, I have been missing out on some wholesome reading.
@fdrose
@fdrose 2 года назад
You go, girl! Seems to me, what fucks up people most is that we perceive metaphors as facts and facts as metaphors.
@ricinro
@ricinro 2 года назад
I never met a phor I didn't like...
@1ListerofSmeg
@1ListerofSmeg 2 года назад
@@ricinro 🤫... SO meta. 😋 (Edit: Your comment is underrated)
@Juan-hd8lh
@Juan-hd8lh 2 года назад
You would've thought that after thousands of years, we'd understand by now that Adam means "the first men" and Eve "the first mothers" and that their longevity refers to the life of the community and not of an individual (Same with Noah). But no, we keep arguing about whether they had belly buttons and about where was the "tree" of life planted (as if life didn't grow in all like a tree, from our human brain extending through the body, to the ideas we develop).
@lisaboban
@lisaboban 2 года назад
"If you want to win friends on this thin-skinned planet..." is my favorite new phrase. Bless you Ms. Betty.
@elizabethsullivan7176
@elizabethsullivan7176 2 года назад
That was my favorite too, and there were quite a few good "zingers"
@tombocai
@tombocai 2 года назад
"faith, like trickle down economics, shalt be believing in something for which you have absolutely no proof" 😂
@lisaahmari7199
@lisaahmari7199 2 года назад
This was my favorite line!!😅😂
@jamesjones-wv9ik
@jamesjones-wv9ik 2 года назад
"Just an awkward coincidence, I'm sure." Priceless! Thank you, Mrs. Betty Bowers!
@robdomas8611
@robdomas8611 2 года назад
Great delivery. Super polished and smoother than glass.
@robbabcock_
@robbabcock_ 2 года назад
She really is America's best Christian! Glory! 😆😂
@batgurrl
@batgurrl 2 года назад
Betty at her acerbic best: The Fifth commandment is God shalt always be coy about proving he exits, see: that would be called evidence something human religions abhor. I love U Betty ❤️
@yogibarista2818
@yogibarista2818 2 года назад
God requires you to have faith, so evidence would be problematic.
@AdrianColley
@AdrianColley 2 года назад
Oolon Colluphid loves this bit too.
@batgurrl
@batgurrl 2 года назад
@@AdrianColley 🙏🤝🤜
@karngray4340
@karngray4340 2 года назад
But...it's even harder for atheists to prove God does not exist. First, they have to prove that the old testament is a bunch of made-up stories. I will give you that the creation story is made up to explain the world by a non-scientific culture and the story of Noah is probably an exaggeration of a local flood, but much of the OT was written over thousands of years by many different men and its consistency is much greater than other historical texts that are easily accepted as true. BTW, I have an extra-biblical, scientific proof of God that I would like to see refuted. Let me know if you want to discuss it.
@mydogdeli
@mydogdeli 2 года назад
@@karngray4340 "it's even harder for atheists to prove God does not exist." Well, that's b/c it's a logical fallacy to be asked to prove a negative. For examples, prove that you've never committed murder, or beaten your dog, or that the Loch Ness Monster doesn't exist. "prove that the old testament is a bunch of made-up stories" Well, there's the fact that the Egyptians were meticulous record keepers, and there are consistent records of even quite mundane things from multiple sources, and even from other cities, and yet no mention of Moses, the plagues, Pharoh's entire army being drowned in the de-parted Red Sea, or of Joshua's army destroying multiple cities. In short, if the OT were not just a bunch of stories, there would def be Egyptian records of them. "I have an extra-biblical, scientific proof of God" No you don't. Since there is no credible evidence for the existence of God, belief is a matter of faith, not of knowledge. You can believe God exists, but you can't know it, since you can't "know" something that is not demonstrably true.
@calvinking8586
@calvinking8586 2 года назад
No matter what subject Betty tackles, Deven Greene really it’s the mark, I just love her style.
@acejohnson81
@acejohnson81 2 года назад
The sad thing is that even though this is satire, its 100% accurate.
@fubartotale3389
@fubartotale3389 2 года назад
The best satire always is.
@mydogdeli
@mydogdeli 2 года назад
I'm often at a loss to decide which episode of MBB is the best, but this one's gotta be in the top five. Bravo, Betty.
@jlet7327
@jlet7327 2 года назад
This is the best description of religion ever! Thank you.
@darlingba
@darlingba 2 года назад
I miss you 😘 thanks again for your sarcasm.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 года назад
George Carlin explained everything I needed to know about why those aliens wouldn't be interested in us whatsoever.
@fairygurl9269
@fairygurl9269 2 года назад
Monty Python "Meaning of Life" *GALAXY SONG **"Can we Have your Liver Then??" ✌😁👍
@extract8058
@extract8058 2 года назад
"The word bipartisan means a larger than usual deception is being carried out" - George Carlin "The covid vaccine is safe and effective" - the Bipartisan slogan of Biden and Trump
@fubartotale3389
@fubartotale3389 2 года назад
@@extract8058 Bipartisan? Virtually every republican with a microphone is anti vax. Are you on crack? Who listens to politicians about medical technology anyway, oh yeah, I forgot, trumpies.
@nathanielhellerstein5871
@nathanielhellerstein5871 2 года назад
@@fubartotale3389 And virtually every republican took the vax.
@Fafnd
@Fafnd 2 года назад
@@nathanielhellerstein5871 every Republican politician yes, Republican voters still want to prove Jesus is stronger than a virus. So far those voters are dying in droves and the politicians are laughing all the way to the bank.
@billboyd4051
@billboyd4051 2 года назад
Thank you Betty, for supporting us on Earth.
@gabrielmaroto18
@gabrielmaroto18 2 года назад
Americas best Christian doing gods work again Thank you!
@rickb3650
@rickb3650 2 года назад
So, it took RU-vid 12 years to serve this gem up to my feed. Glad you exist, new sub.
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 as an ex-christian......you nailed it!!! Absolute genius!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏
@timlonggone
@timlonggone 2 года назад
Love Betty Bowers always have always will ❤️👍🏼
@underdod29
@underdod29 2 года назад
Another wonderful video Betty. Thank you for the much needed Monday chuckle.
@grapeshot
@grapeshot 2 года назад
Yeah there's Ten Commandments but what about the other 603 Commandments. I suppose that would take up too much space on any state courthouse lawn.
@seanbatiz6620
@seanbatiz6620 2 года назад
Your figure of difference should’ve been “656” left unmentioned, lol
@dalenincehelser5747
@dalenincehelser5747 2 года назад
And whenJesus was allehedly asked which was the greatest of them, he mentiomed there were really only two, neither of which are actually in the OT.
@bokhans
@bokhans 2 года назад
I remember this US politician that was pushing for signs of the Ten Commandments being posted on signs at courthouses and schools and when asked by a reporter to mention them he couldn’t. I say, wouldn’t it be easier if he had them on a piece of paper in his pocket instead of spending all these tax money on signs because he suffer from amnesia. 🤔😂
@timsanders5779
@timsanders5779 2 года назад
just one word, Mrs. Betty.....GLORY!!!!
@7774all
@7774all 2 года назад
Yep, pick the invisible sky daddy that fits your NEEDS...SMMFH
@mickyflynn635
@mickyflynn635 2 года назад
OMG! This should be required viewing by everyone on earth. Sure couldn't hurt. Just remember, history is littered with dead gods!
@brianlevine1479
@brianlevine1479 2 года назад
Thank YOU for staying real, Sister Betty.
@michaelpond813
@michaelpond813 2 года назад
Aliens are farming us to feed the really intelligent inhabitants of Venus.
@brothergrief9531
@brothergrief9531 2 года назад
Thank you Mrs Bowers for yet more glorious insight.
@anAeijingBuffoon
@anAeijingBuffoon 2 года назад
Carl Sagan and NASA already sent a record into space for the aliens to play on their high-end space stereo in 1977. They're pretty much well informed.
@tygrkhat4087
@tygrkhat4087 2 года назад
"SEND MORE CHUCK BERRY"
@kassiapencek6185
@kassiapencek6185 2 года назад
This is great! Thanks for watering my sanity!
@patrickwalsh2361
@patrickwalsh2361 2 года назад
Definitely one of my favorite videos Betty. I hope that Richard Dawkins is a viewer of your channel!
@MGBguy72
@MGBguy72 2 года назад
Mrs. Betty Bowers is always timely and on point! Much respect for the writing and presentation.
@RossTheBossTrotter
@RossTheBossTrotter 2 года назад
So glad you're back! GLORY!!!!!!
@jase_allen
@jase_allen 2 года назад
I love that the ad I got after this video played was of a televangelist.
@dixietenbroeck8717
@dixietenbroeck8717 2 года назад
*With over fifteen years of "speaking 'Christian' religious truths," Mrs. Betty Bowers is THE BEST!* 👏👍👏
@ronkirk5099
@ronkirk5099 2 года назад
It boggles the mind that after the age of reason and enlightenment, so many people still believe the religious nonsense of myths, superstition and the supernatural.
@stevewills735
@stevewills735 2 года назад
The writers are genius! Every video I laugh and cry. CHEERS!
@americaofthenorth655
@americaofthenorth655 2 года назад
Wow bouncing Betty's alien 👽 break down. Atta girl Betty!
@B.S._Lewis
@B.S._Lewis 2 года назад
These 10 commandments are epic and on par with Hitchen's.
@alphabravo8703
@alphabravo8703 2 года назад
Jim Jefferies summed it all up into one.
@B.S._Lewis
@B.S._Lewis 2 года назад
@@alphabravo8703 I think Carlin did too. Or 2 maybe.
@rgfisher21
@rgfisher21 2 года назад
Picture this... Enrolled in a Catholic school. I was in first grade listening to the nun tell us how God was all powerful and could do anything, she followed up by trying to explain what were known as the "great mysteries" that we need to believe even though we don't understand it. The main one was the holy trinity. Father, son and holy spirit were all god and that it was something that we just had to accept. My 6 year old mind had to raise my hand and say the following. Sister, you just told us that God could do anything so the trinity is just an example of that. There is nothing to understand so why would it be called a mystery? Can anyone guess what my stand on organized religion is now? There is a huge difference between moral and religious.
@theearchetype
@theearchetype 2 года назад
Glory🙏
@suziwolf4830
@suziwolf4830 2 года назад
All I can say is... glory :3
@geminirat60
@geminirat60 2 года назад
as always, good job Deven
@dadurker4569
@dadurker4569 2 года назад
Really out did yourself on this one! Fantastic content!
@natrelacoustix
@natrelacoustix 2 года назад
The question no Evangelical Christian can answer... "Why do you call yourself a Christian, when all you do is quote from the old testament?" That's not Christ's teaching's... That's Judaism. Nothing wrong with Judaism, but it ain't Christian is it?
@richarddraggan8290
@richarddraggan8290 2 года назад
I asked my "religous" Older brother this same question. He didn't know the old testament was also called the tora...siiiiiiighhhhhh :(
@justrosy5
@justrosy5 2 года назад
See, Christians believe that Jesus was prophecied about in the Old Testament. If that's true, it establishes him as the Jewish Messiah, found in the New Testament. If that Jesus ever existed, then the New Testament never shows his stopping being Jewish: quite the contrary. But modern Christians (of the last several hundred years) don't want to be identified with Judaism, so they teach that Jesus started a new religion around the time of his death and purported resurrection. They don't teach (unless pressed on the issue) that all the first Christians were Jews, and even debated over whether to require non-Jews to be circumcised in order to be considered "Part of the body of 'Christ' (the Messiah)!" Anyway, it's all based on anti-Semitic smoke and mirrors. There's no proof Jesus actually existed (only 2nd-hand accounts of 1st/2nd Century believers). No proof of a God at Mt. Siani, either, for that matter. People are free to believe what they wish, but that freedom ends where others' freedoms of safety and self-determination begin.
@justrosy5
@justrosy5 2 года назад
@@richarddraggan8290 That's the real, Hebraic name of what you call "The Old Testament." Might do you some good to research where the Bible came from (including prior to the Guttenberg Press).
@philippedufourg9042
@philippedufourg9042 2 года назад
At last I see the question I’ve been asking myself since I met evangelicals, or protestants for that matter. I was long time ago raised as a catholic and all this stress about Old Testament and the hysteria about it seems total nonsense and heretical in catholic countries
@dolliscrawford280
@dolliscrawford280 2 года назад
Most I know quote a lot from Paul's letters who wasn't one of the 12 disciples.
@Richardj410
@Richardj410 2 года назад
Always making my day, thanks Betty
@janhankins911
@janhankins911 2 года назад
This is my favorite "lesson" from Mrs. Betty Bowers yet. I love this!!
@EverettVinzant
@EverettVinzant 2 года назад
A minor point… belief is accepting claims without evidence. Faith is accepting claims despite evidence. Religion is codification of faith and belief. “Thou shalt believe without any proof” can be shortened to “thou shalt believe.”
@MyMarsham
@MyMarsham 2 года назад
Nice, well said.
@JohnRay1969
@JohnRay1969 2 года назад
MAJOR point: Belief is trust with proof. Faith is belief without proof.
@EverettVinzant
@EverettVinzant 2 года назад
@@JohnRay1969 wrong. A claim with evidence (proof is used in philosophy and mathematics) is called knowledge. I claim I have a quarter in my pocket. I ask if you believe me. I am literally asking if you accept my claim without evidence. You don’t have evidence I have a quarter, that I have American money, or even clothes on that have a pocket. You have no evidence to work from. But by asking if you believe me, I am asking “do you accept my claim without evidence.” With that fact your definition of faith is inherently contradictory (what is trust with proof without proof).The whole value of “a leap of faith” is accepting the claim that something can be accomplished despite evidence. If it were not the case, a leap of faith would have no value. Please don’t try to correct me when you are so easily demonstrably wrong.
@JohnRay1969
@JohnRay1969 2 года назад
@@EverettVinzant If you say you have a quarter in your pocket I trust you. When I see you produce a quarter from your pocket I believe you because I have proof, I saw you produce a quarter. There is no leap of faith. Faith in God is believing he has a quarter in His pocket without ever seeing whether he even has a pocket.
@EverettVinzant
@EverettVinzant 2 года назад
@@JohnRay1969 no, when I produce the quarter you KNOW I had a quarter in my pocket, if you accepted my claim before producing it you believed me. I didn’t say anything about having faith there is a quarter in my pocket. It would be REALLY nice if you address the things I say instead of making things up (straw man). However, since you demonstrated you need that… It would look like this in a thought experiment: The concept of a quarter is inherently contradictory. No one has ever seen a quarter before. The concept of a pocket is inherently contradictory. No one has seen a pocket before. It would require faith (accepting claims contrary to evidence) to accept there being a quarter in a pocket. Faith in god is accepting claims about god or gods actions when the definition of god is inherently contradictory and the evidence does not support the existence of a god or the actions attributed to a god. You’re still wrong, insistent, but wrong.
@markmasi5219
@markmasi5219 2 года назад
Brilliant. If a spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down, then this should be force fed to every newborn until they’ll old enough to think for themselves.
@BrokenPineapple
@BrokenPineapple 2 года назад
We need more education. The meek shall inherit the world. Love this channel, its too smart, sadly.
@elizabethsohler6516
@elizabethsohler6516 2 года назад
Surely the meek have enough troubles ? There is no need to encumber them with the earth
@AdrianColley
@AdrianColley 2 года назад
4:32 "Goodness! Just an awkward coincidence, I'm sure." - glorious!
@vicmorrison8128
@vicmorrison8128 2 года назад
I love what this lady does.
@dudebroswaggle5724
@dudebroswaggle5724 2 года назад
This character is gold! Love it!!
@stoke777
@stoke777 2 года назад
Devin, you and Andrew are brilliant. This is my second favorite of your videos. After the one on homosexuality.
@podamis314
@podamis314 2 года назад
The 10 commandment theme was very well played. I've viewed about a dozen of these and this might be the best- until next time I hope.
@nachtschimmen
@nachtschimmen 2 года назад
ooooooooooooooo scathingly brilliant !!! I love it!!!!!
@michellejean11
@michellejean11 2 года назад
Brilliant as usual Devon and Andrew. If the first inhabitants that Aliens encounter are religious fanatics we will get the death star treatment.
@ambulocetusnatans
@ambulocetusnatans 2 года назад
I would share this on FB, but there are too many big words those folks.
@chrispbacon3042
@chrispbacon3042 2 года назад
Praise Jesus for Mrs Betty Bowers….Godbless
@tomgossmusic
@tomgossmusic 2 года назад
Appetizers are far more tasty than communion wafers. What if we used tapas instead of unleavened bread? I’m into it!
@erics7707
@erics7707 2 года назад
Don't forget crab puffs....
@Mettle_DAD
@Mettle_DAD 2 года назад
U sound like a informational video narrator of a video shown to a post cryo survivor of the climate apocalypse. Well done.
@diwi1942
@diwi1942 2 года назад
Betty right as usual
@willyh.r.1216
@willyh.r.1216 2 года назад
Sarcastically true, as usual. Thank you Mrs. Betty Bowers.
@michaeldozier3008
@michaeldozier3008 2 года назад
Thank you Betty for another insightful stroll through your beautiful mind, I loved it!
@bobh5087
@bobh5087 2 года назад
Another masterpiece. 👍❤️
@thenamelesskitty
@thenamelesskitty 2 года назад
"Slavery, polygamy, concubines, and abusing children." One of these things is not like the others, and an ironically Puritanical overtone. Consenting adults in healthy relationships with multiple consenting adults hurts no one. (This, of course, excludes situations in which women (or girls) are married off with only the flimsiest facade of fear-based consent. The many moral objections to these situations are just as objectionable when monogamous than when polygamous.)
@justrosy5
@justrosy5 2 года назад
The only real problems I've noted with polygamy are: 1. Usually, women are generationally dumbed down and used as slaves to their male Cult Leading Masters. 2. The children are rarely given a good look at monogamous families and then asked (in a safe space) for their honest observations and then their feelings about the differences. Kids are basically born into whatever circumstance their butts land in, and never given an informed free and clear choice. 3. The women are rarely married to multiple men, thus treated as truly autonomous equals. Rather, they are herded like cattle, all with one man's wishes as the center of their universe, and he uses "religion" as his excuse for his effectively human trafficking. 4. In "friends w/benefits" arrangements, there's always that one partner who isn't warned well enough that they are being asked to pretend they don't have emotions, and it's only their body/reproductive organs that the other partners care about. Also, finances are rarely discussed and contractually agreed upon. In some of these situations, that's a must-have, but a partner may be pressured to be afraid to even bring that up, and may not recognize that they can do better than that elsewhere. 5. Our society is simply not set up for polygamy, which makes it hard to navigate the financial and legal ramifications of trying it in a humane, ethical way. It rarely works out to everyone's real benefit. It usually ends in disaster for one or more partners, at least some of the kids involved, etc. While identifying problems just means creating solutions, it's time consuming and most people won't bother to do a thorough job from the start. Especially on the legal level. Polygamy is a choice. No one has to do it: that's one of the better things about it. So is monogamy. For most people, monogamy is just the easier choice, all the way around. Good luck to those who want to problem solve! Personally, I prefer no one at all.
@thenamelesskitty
@thenamelesskitty 2 года назад
@hognoxious Agnostic to atheist, powerfully opposed to theocracy from any religion.
@thenamelesskitty
@thenamelesskitty 2 года назад
@@justrosy5 First, I appreciate your thoughtful answer. 1. Both me and my partner's partner are first-generation poly. So is my partner, come to think of it. 2. All media and the vast majority of their friends will report on monogamous life. The kids--not mine by blood, but I've been here their whole lives and love them dearly--and I have discussed this at length on many occasions, as they were aware from elementary school that other families were a little different. It's interesting hearing their opinions. The girl gets particularly hung up on the lack of an accurate word for my relationship to her, and has gone with "big sister." I personally tend to go with "aunt" in casual conversation because it communicates responsibility without disenfranchising their mom, but like to honor her feelings on verbiage. Our household is unbelievably mundane, not dissimilar to any other functional household in our culture other than the extra adult living there also having a romantic bond with the father. 3. Polyandry is rare cross-culturally, this is true. The only one I can think of off the top of my head is Nepal. Formal marriage is a political and financial contract above all else, and it appears there because inheritance is matrilineal, which is also rare. It's not uncommon in lgbtqa+ adjacent polycules, however. (Though poly isn't inherently associated with a single sexuality, these communities are unusually aware of what it means to be stigmatized for a romantic relationship.) I am vehemently opposed to women being forced into any kind of relationship, directly or by social pressure or brainwashing. What you're describing is awful, but not more awful than the current fears of Afghan women that they'll be "given in marriage" to Taliban fighters by the Taliban. This is typically monogamous. This is a problem of equality and consent, not how many people are in the marriages. 4. My partner was super transparent that he was already married. When he said that, but that he was interested in me, I immediately demanded to speak to his wife, because I don't play games or take extraordinary claims on faith. She confirmed. I said I needed to stop talking them for a couple of weeks to think, and did. A decade and a half later, we're still together. The financial question is an argument FOR a legal framework for polygamous partners, not against it. Most people don't have the legal knowledge or experience to handle the complex financial arrangements of marriage, and the laws around it protect them by default. 5. First, society isn't set up for a lot of things, not least women having a say in their lives. Things were less complicated when all property was immediately ceded to the husband upon marriage. This wasn't even two centuries ago, if memory serves. Society can and should change. Regarding the second part, there's a lot of confirmation bias going on, here. Much like normal marriage, it's extraordinary and typically awful cases that end up in the media, not the quiet polycule just doing its thing. Polygamy is a choice, yes. So is monogamous marriage. All marriage should be. Neither being atypical nor lacking extant legal framework is a reason something shouldn't exist.
@BK-lx5mo
@BK-lx5mo 2 года назад
“…wear execution device jewelry “ 😆
@sirbelphegory9828
@sirbelphegory9828 2 года назад
Love it! Keep up the good work! Glory!
@fizzyplazmuh9024
@fizzyplazmuh9024 2 года назад
One of Betty's divine powers granted to her is command of the thumbs up button. I must obey.
@Nathan0420
@Nathan0420 2 года назад
Thank you for everything Betty You are amazing
@smonster
@smonster 2 года назад
how did i never found this channel before? its absolutely great
@TheCynedd
@TheCynedd 2 года назад
I love Deven Green as Mrs Betty Bowers! Glory®️
@bigpapalee336
@bigpapalee336 2 года назад
Betty is the best!
@michaelmangino3571
@michaelmangino3571 2 года назад
Spot on as always!
@lisaahmari7199
@lisaahmari7199 2 года назад
"Execution-Device Jewelry"....Brilliant!!!😅😂
@DD-nv2vg
@DD-nv2vg 2 года назад
Miss you soooo much Ms. Betty!! Lup you. Muuuuuaaaahhhhh!
@syzygy808
@syzygy808 2 года назад
Amazing as always.
@desertsunman5880
@desertsunman5880 2 года назад
Luv your stuff! When I was a kid being forced to take communion, even at a young age, it made me nauseous having to 'drink the blood & eat the flesh!' Dude, I still gag! That's just creepy! And, yet, I'm the weirdo...
@iancowan3527
@iancowan3527 Год назад
When all I have to do is read your title and I know I have see what you came up with... Never have been disappointed!
@mspalmboy
@mspalmboy 2 года назад
Praise be to Mrs Betty Bowers!
@johnhankey3058
@johnhankey3058 2 года назад
I'm curious to hear what Mrs. Betty Bowers would think of Pastafarianism
@TheWolfsnack
@TheWolfsnack 2 года назад
Execution jewellery......damn, now I am wanting a silver guillotine pendant....perhaps on a strangling cord?
@fubartotale3389
@fubartotale3389 2 года назад
LOL! My thought exactly.
@SteveStalzle
@SteveStalzle 2 года назад
Thanks for your wonderful videos.
@lpronovost84
@lpronovost84 2 года назад
Thank you for your amazing channel
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