Goat Story but it's Minecraft 

I love that his Wikipedia page says he’s a magician

To anyone who is getting any ideas of building this clock in their world: DON'T DO IT! Anyone who is caught building this clock in another town besides Kurtistown WILL have their eyes taken out!!!

the fact that he keeps calling the prague astronomical clock the “goat story clock” is so funny, like it hasn’t been around since 1410

Kurtis and everyone on the Kurtistown SMP should preform a minecraft rendition of Goat Story

kurtis gonna lose his marbles when goats get added to the game

"We put the piss in Olympus" -Kurtis Conner, 2021

Someone said labor check in the chat when they started building the clock tower and that killed me 😭

The best movie and the best game combined, what a day to be alive

I adore how everyone in Kurtistown is so nice, like- no one is destroying each others stuff, no one is making anything bad. There’s a butt worshipping place and a zoo- I mean- wholesome

“‘Kurtis doesn’t know what capitalism is’? Who me? It’s when you start your sentence with a big letter.” 11:36

I love that there are like hundreds of amazingly designed structures and Kurtis is most impressed by a crooked diving board made out of dirt.

*Kurtis referring to the oldest operational clock in the world and one of the Czech Republic's most famous landmarks:* "that clock from Goat Story"

"You would like Ben Shapiro" Kurtis: "Hey no i wouldn't" 💀💀💀💀💀 17:01

Kurtis was deeply moved by that ninja tweet and will not stop referencing it

In the wise words of Bimini Bon Boulash: “The nipples are the eyes of the face.”

Not the famous clock that has been in Prague for centuries “the clock from goat story”

i love the people who play minecraft and just go SO HARD and build whole towns in 2 days. seriously makes me happy

Game: 19/20 sleeping Kurtis: cmon we just need one more person to sleep (*not actively sleeping*)

Watching Kurtis slay Patrick after getting thrown off the tower- legitimately the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

KURT! DON’T BUILD THE CLOCK! THEY’LL CUT YOUR EYES OUT IF YOU BUILD THE CLOCK IN ANOTHER TOWN!

Kurtis seeing Mount Olympus and immediately assuming it's Sky High is everything

Seeing the gamers of kurtis town come together to create something this beautiful is truly refreshing, I guess not everything in the world sucks ass

I like how Patrick just _casually_ push the Mayor down the tower.

I love how many inside jokes Kurtis has with us

When he asked what a beacon was i thought he said vegan and I just couldn't stop laughing my ass of

The throwback to goat story was unexpected but a very welcome one

I started peeing as soon as Kurtis said "who's pissin over here" wtf

This is a surprisingly wholesome Minecraft server

I like watching the Kurtis Town videos with the thought that they have no idea what Nick is doing underground.

Kurtis being excited about the gooby is the most adorable thing ever

kurtis single handedly marketing for goat story they better hire this man 😫😫😫

I‘ve being having a really shitty day and I needed something to make me smile, thanks Kurtis, love your videos Edit: thanks for the responses, i hope your days got better, mine did and with this wholesome coments from people from kurtis town is even better now

Prague: *exists* Kurtis watchers: Oh fuck they turned the city from Goat Story into a real thing

Petition to rename Orloj "the Goat Story clock"

“wOuLd YoU lIkE aNoThEr NaIl?”

I have the goat story w cheese video downloaded and i watch it every other night when im anxious and can't sleep.. i know it by heart now thank you mayor

This is the ultimate kurtistown experience

I cant believe how so many kurtistown members are such talented builders like I expected stupid chaotic builds but there is some actually pretty stuff

huge kudos to the people who made that cathedral bruh holy shit it's insanely pretty

ever since he became a twitch partner he’s like way sexier

Patrick: *Throws Kurtis off the tower* Kurtis: the attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed!

cant wait til he logs on again and the builders have completely transformed the tower into something sick(er)

“He doesn’t know what capitalism is? Yeah, it’s when you start your sentence with a capital letter” killed me, I’m ded

Kurtis’s stache looking pretty fly here

we love to see it, goat story is back baby

the bit about capitalism got me more than i would care to admit

i’m not even a minute in but after seeing the title this is already one of my favourite videos to ever exist

Everyone in kurtistown smp seems so nice and wholesome and I expected no less

I recently visited the clock in prague and was constantly thinking of Kurtis and Goat Story 😌

kurtis town needs a theme park with epic rollercoasters !!!

Watching Kurts videos is the only thing I look forward to every week

11:59 I feel like we just skipped over that attempted assassination of our leader way too quickly

kurtis town has become a real thing, you guys are so creative. I love it!

i love watching you play in the kurtistown smp, it’s so fun to see all the citizens work together and be nice to you (cause it’s the law)

Patrick, is the Craig of kurtistown

Finally its happening 😭 🙏 im just happy that kurtis didn't get distracted by carving a creeper into the tower and cause it to collapse

I'm a simple girl. I see Kurtis's channel, I see Goat Story, I click

Oh my gosh three kurtis videos in a week is it kristmas!

Kurtis, you need to film a vid where you are the young version of weird al yancovic because I feel you would have looked just like him. He is the forefather funny parodies and weird ass songs after all, so It just fits right lol

fishy fishy fish makin it stinky

5:41 the rainbow in the cathedral makes me so happy

Its called Orloj [orloi] but foreigns usually call it Prague clock ❤️

"Would you like..another nail?"

i keep watching these but i've never even played minecraft

I was just rewatching that goat story video

aww the birthday gifts are so cute

yo folks The most amazing shit just happened to me I was in the middle of a league of legends game about to close it out And my BRALESS WIFE BRINGS ME A SANDWICH, NOT ASK FOR AS I GET A DOUBLE KILL BOT LANE, so i was wondering, how's yall day going

I love that Kurtis told that Cryptid4Clover person to stop jumping on the bed or he’ll get hurt, then in the next clip you see that they died by falling from a high place 😆

The Prague astronomical clock is now known as the clock form Goat Story and I dont know what I think about that.

a goat story my beloved

SIR PLEASE LET THE TOWNSPEOPLE ON THE SERVER REMAKE THE MOVIE

The birthday book and zoo, those two players are so cute 😭😭

i never want this series to end

1:09 nice to know that Kurtis, Joana Ceddia, Noel Miller, and I are all in the same boat (help)

the desktop kills me everytime omfg

Kurtis's "Patrick!?" after he got knocked down the tower is killing me 😭

The crossover we never new we needed

I’ve been loving the weed reference in Kurtiss video lately 😂🍃☮️✨

sometimes when I watch these videos, it feels like me and kurt are just friends hanging out. love him so much

3:16 my School... or college I go to is literally the Sky High School {California State University, Northridge} it’s called the Oviatt library lmao

We need a Goat Story RP server up and running pretty please

whoa they built a clock in prague based on the goat story clock 😍😍😍😍😍

would you like anotha nail?

Capitalism, the act of starting a sentance with a capital letter

this is all of my hopes and dreams put into one video

I was sad earlier but this cheered me up thanks Kurt

I love the ninja reference in the beginnign

Shirt’s giving me some Eurovision flashbacks 🇧🇪

I just watched Patrick star gets sentenced to death for treason

I've watched the Goat Story reaction video at least 30 times. it's that good.

I have "aye let me explode in your cave" stuck in my head. HELP!

i hope kurt man keeps his hair like this forever i love it

I was not expecting hammer and sickle, I love this place

7:00 Yooo is that a panda with trans rights Epic

the ultimate crossover yoo

At 12:28 I read in the chat "I'm not a murderer, I'm the mayor," and for some reason I thought it was the funniest shit, and almost choked on my soda laughing.

Prague Astronomical Clock: Is one of the most famous structures in Europe Kurtis: goat story clock

they should hold a big kurtistown play and kurtis could be the mc and hold auditions and then a big play

The rooftop party 👹 aw sticky keys

MESA A PROUD KURTIS TOWN CITIZEN!!!!