"I Choose You Because The Other Girl is TOO HAWT" 

You need to up your game my man. Just ask. It's clichè as hell, but you miss every shot you don't take. Don't idealize the moment or the person too much. Don't get in your head about it. Just when you get the feeling you'd like to see them again or go steady, ask. If they don't want it, you've saved yourself a ton of potentially wasted time by getting it out of the way early vs stringing yourself along.

@@bbbbbbb51good advice honestly. I think with me it’s small talk. I’m good at reading body language and the atmosphere though, it helps.

@@bbbbbbb51 good advice

For reals bro.. it’s mental

I agree. Instead the better approach is to push to your state representative to legalize brothels in the US and bypass all the bullshit.

Weapons grade 😭😭😭

Bro said nuclear 😭😭😭

😂😂😂

Nahhh if I was there I’ll be little boy no you don’t that nuclear small fart lol

Lmao!! I had to pause the video and just exhale slowly, 'phew... What? In the hell was that?'

he got em balls fo sure

Yep, if more men were like him, I think men would be happier instead of being angry or depressed all the time. Shoot your shot with confidence and be respectful, and if you get rejected, its cool. Onto the next.

​@@bkimatabFacts

Asians aren't my peeps at all, but yet I was the most happy for those two. I think they could have a real shot, out of all those couples. He had game for sure, but yet no player vibe. Just seemed like a straight up decent guy, who thought he had a nice girl in front of him.

@@bkimatab exactly

OF DA HIGHEEEEST ORDA!!!

It is DEVIANT and therefore we do not want it

Yo🤟🇦🇴 how to embaress not just a country buy a whole damn continent😅

na igbo na why

It is deviant. Therefore, we don't want it.

What?

@@raptorspostgametalk27 he talked to her like she is a homie... if you talk to a woman like that, she most likely thinks you are either always high or a manchild.

Bro and like have just become filler words now 🤦🏼

"Man"

@@MrSheduur Also gay as guys who are into women don't talk to women like that. So he must be liking his bros and dudes secretly.

🤢😮‍💨

Wait, there was scissoring?! Damn, I must have missed that part!

That's why he is the Preach

Think he said gaykeep it lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Or he does, and you just don't

@@DominantBtchthis must be his burner

​@@DominantBtchbro u are crazy for fighting for pearl guy homie out here thinking he is smart when 100 ppl tell em no nah bro sometimes you are just wrong

​@@RandomNoob1124hahahahhahahshsgs

@@DominantBtchthat’s what you call having a personality ? Okay

Girls need to feel rejection more, tbh. So oh well.

fr I'm glad the other girl ended up rejecting him

He shouldve just done that instead of getting her emotionally invested. I would pass too. Like dude..

That idiot musician guy was darn lucky he had one beautiful girl interested in him. Braids in pony w/ hot pink ends just hurt my eyeballs. That's supposed to pass for masculinity these days?

I died a little inside when I heard that.

He was so cringe.

@@nomadic_orthodox lol you could tell instantly just by looking at his haircut

Paused it right there myself... I am happy life gave me another opportunity for love, and I can clearly see what I did right when I watch these videos.

sitting there chewing with his mouth wide open.

girl too hot for this world tho

@@zloidooraque0 Asian men aren't my thing, but he was nice looking and really had the confidence w/out the cockiness, like some of those other ridiculous players.

Especially the build-up to it 😂

floot

i thought he said fruit... as in fruity

jade flute

That’s what I thought!😂😂

"Trust your deepests secrets to me"...except there is 50+ people looking, a microphone and cameramen

​@foisopracurtir6389 This part. I probably would tell you if ALL THESE MFS weren't over there!!!

​@@foisopracurtir6389....and the whole internet as well 🤷🏼😂

3 worse things I heard during this video 1. I'm nigerian...we need multiple women( im nigerian and this is not how we think) 2. That girl is out of my league 3. Can you rap, can you dance girl Bonus: Let me pray for you(didn't feel genuine)

Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me That shit cray, that shit cray, that shit cray B-Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me That shit cray, that shit cray, that shit cray

Do you know what’s that’s from? And no not kanye

@@Emanuel_careyI mean the music video literally shows the reference material, and it wasn’t even one of Will Ferrel’s better movies, it actually sucked compared to Weatherman and Ricky Bobby

​@@Emanuel_careyblades of glory now shut up

​@@Emanuel_careyBlades of Glory

Right! That was an insult, I can’t believe how she didn’t walk away as soon as he said that.

Yeah id walk away most definitely.

the jokes write themselves.

He did good for a f*ckboy yes.

@@jolandafrijlink6103 for the wrong team.

hasan wears pearl necklaces. he gets more women than you

@@juiceaddictbosnia hassan is wearing the OG pearl necklace for sure

The fact that the pearls guy actually succeeded many times before with this persona is the most unbelievable thing. But I guess I can’t hate if it works

Pearls guy😂😂😂

@@pain002 “I can’t hate it if it works” most incorrect thing online today. You most certainly can. He gets chicks, but not the smart ones.

@@pain002Also, his confidence seems put on, he might not be as successful as you think.

Bagdad Pearly things is if ick was a person.

I used to think everyone could do this until I started watching this channel and read the comments

@@Kaybye555 with how people become terminally online ill they can no longer can tell

@@Kaybye555right I do it so easy it’s hard to understand how most humans can’t

It's because he already has met these types of people and that's why he can identify them right of the bat.

It's not hard. Just gotta pay attention.

body language my boy

The Burberry shirt caught my eye too

not fake but REPLICA brov

😂😂

Agreed

Hit the nail right on the head.

Expeditiously. Social media has really messed people up in terms of dating. I’ve even heard people say “ we won’t look good on IG together” Me: so you like them? Them: yeah I really do Me: ……

It’s gonna get far worse before it gets better. Maybe in about 25 years it’ll turn around. Maybe not

​@coldchillin8382 I think societal collapse due to low replacement rates will happen before its fixed, lol.

the asian couple was fine. tryna find a baddie who can jujutsu my kaisen

Yeah these shows are just for views and these people just want attention so they say crazy things and do cringy things to get that attention. Real life dates are no where near this dysfunctional

I rock w u my g!! Hope u find ur Oozaru baddie

​@@Emit.Holy brainrot

​@@cherryhazard8002 Uhhhh, it was a joke. Id on't think deep analysis was all that necessary.. but ty nostradamus

I NEED IT lol

That's amazing, lmao 😅

That's a fucking bar.

and you keep shiting on your homies like the salmons in the farms jkjk❤

Lol haha ​@@alterego2421

I’m stealing this. I hope you don’t mind 🫡

@@NixLotus go right ahead lol

You gotta be dumb

Aba is the one with dreads and Preach is the one with the beard 🤫

Nice

😂😂😂

Aba’s the black dude and Preach is the other black dude.

yeah, it seems like they all just want to out-do each other coming up with hipster questions and stuff they would do when in reality most of them are happy to just go to a cheap restaurant, grab a bite to eat and watch a movie on the weekend while the rest of the time spent is between sexual and relax time. But anyone who dare say that is instantly "boring" or "dry"...

How are relationships not transactional?? My woman stays at home with the baby i go to work, i bring her stuff she needs for our baby. All relationships end up as a transaction right?

This isn't reality this is another dating show.

@@spinmaster6995and it happens in reality

​@@threat645 yes, fundamentally all relationships are transactional in one way or another, but when people comment on it like that, they are differentiating between a shallow, meaningless type of transactional relationship versus a deeper, more caring type which usually has more limited and considered transactions

😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 with a face of disgust 😂😂😂

I respect you taking your time. But, usually if you're a guy and do that you get put in friend zone quick. I take it from your screen name you're a girl though so it might work. Good luck!

@@ishidacoolpthey just said they gave up on dating

@@ishidacoolp I see your point and I wouldn’t want a guy to think I’m putting him in the “friend zone” but I will say some of my best relationships have started with being friends first ... maybe that’s just me. I just went to take the pressure of dating and a certain outcome..

​@@CM1202xdont worry about them talking irl ist completely different than the memes at least in my experience

I concur. Friendship first…otherwise modern dating is literally how quickly you can bed someone…what is the fucking rush people?? Like, seriously lol. What is the point of dating??

Straight cap. Nothing off or off-putting about the 2nd woman.

Probably have there pronouns in there ig bios is well

Lol biggest truth

avoid USA and North America like the plague.

@@bbbbbbb51 *vomit*

This guy really saw Marge Simpson and though "yea"

@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 😂🤣 that’s hilarious

Yeah idk where he thought that was manly or cool. Strange taste and he's a weird dude. Sometimes people leave these type of hints subconsciously I think.

For all we know, this kid went & asked his grandmother for dating advice & then grandma pulled out the family heirloom & gave it to him to wear for the show. 🤣

@@TheCullousus true! Some red flags are hard to spot.. his are like a bright light.

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❤

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Whose*(I'm sorry but these grammar mistakes are a pet peeve of mine)

@@d.speedy5083 You missed a comma 🤣

🤣🤣

Imagine being in a crowd at a gay parade and when you see her across the way, you yell "Hey Agot!"💀

Isn't Argot a herb, a herb they would often use in Abortions?

Fkn Agot is late to the dinner party again

Don't yell her name in front of a gay bar, you might get beat tf up

“You really ganna invite that Agot??” 😮 “I love her!! Honestly I never thought I’d be friends with an Agot but here we are!” Dave chappelle “we koo with my name on that theater yet”

Yeah he and the first girl had a lot in common too, so he lost out twice

He is emotionally unavailable as soon as a girl shows interest he loses it

​​@@GabyPivet Exactly the energy he gave off to me, lol. He seems like a pretty fickle, "hot potato" with relationships kind of guy...? 🤷🏽‍♀️ I feel like he's often the one to do the rejecting or dump someone, and if he ever gets to feel too bad about it, he'll be distant on purpose, wait for them to break up with him, and then shrug like "Okay, guess it's time we go our seperate ways. Bye 👋🏽🙂 " Lol, at least he's straight to the point with it, I guess... The 2nd girl was probably intimidated by him, like he'd lose interest too easily and it's hard to figure out exactly what he wants from you?

​@@alexiz0013He thinks like a woman, which explains the pink hair.

16:56

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@@NIITR0NIICEA ???????????

@swinefeflue nah it's great when men are the 1 vs 50 women

@@swinfeflue????????

I agree with you

Usually people who use that word are not the best people themselves in my experience.

@@jamespaul6315 absolutely true for both of you. actually gotta add that ppl that need to point out things like this are also not very savory. so we all pos's. :D

@@jamespaul6315 usually ✌️ + there are so many WILD 20/50 vs 1s that validate this point

@@burnburn645 i can tell you that people who use degenerate are normally far right religious nut jobs who are the first to judge others and want to limit their freedoms , like wannabe fascist dictators

Valuable lesson here is we all shitty; but some stink more than others 😭

100% most ppl cant think straight and rationally build their opinions its just repeated talking points sometimes i ask myself am i talking to a person or a bullet list?

​@@alterego2421 "- am I talking to a person or a bullet list?" This is SO real, omg... Agreed. 😩

Yeeeeeeeah, that'd be epic

Bro, I was thinking something similar when I was watching earlier. He's a damn sage (imho, what I thought of him) with his perspicacity.

The fact that most people can't tell is what's concerning

takes one to spot one after all

And then there's preach the negromancer

Cap gimme a plate and I'll determine this

Truer words have never been said, Jollof rice is better

Tell them 💯💯💯

​@@patrickwillis13 want my spoon too

Best Jollof is Senegalese, don’t lie !!!

C'mon that's far too mature of an opinion for this day and age.

Excuse me miss, please don't say this, we don't want such mature and sensible women out here 🙄

Why not yours tho?? Jk jk

@@waleed6210 Or just different lol, nothing mature about it.

Or just always split. You both want to go out, just pay for your own. Or take turns, if that feels better.

Exactly. It was extremely immature, unreasonable, and inconsiderate of that kid to put her on the spot like that.

Same. It was short, but they both came off like normal people. I never say stuff like this, but she was also fiiiiine.

Same. I hope they make it.

​@@bbbbbbb51guy was pretty handsome aswell

I agree with all y’all.

Which ones were they? The brother and sister? Lmao. They were the second couple I paid attention to. The first couple I saw was the Weebs.

He did her a favour. She deserves better.

I would

Isn't Rosebud the same guy who was in that video where a bunch of black men had to weed out the one white man?

​@@dudeorduuude5211unfortunately, she may not see it that way and see it as rejection for who she is. That's how ppl get fucked up.

because they arent even dating. and he didnt think that, obv. he said that the new girl had flavor, realized he called the last girl boring and dry. and then said out of his league because he was trying to make the last girl feel better, while hurting the new. its just a simple mis step from trying to not cause the last girl pain

I hate using it too, but there are times when it's still accurate. You shouldn't just reject the word altogether because it's over/misused to hell. Just use it accurately

@@bbbbbbb51it’s not accurate, YOU’RE the people who over use it, that’s my point. The use is never “accurate” unless you 100% know the person you’re talking about has been diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder.

​@@tonybablony2041someone can have narcissistic traits without having NPD. There's a massive difference between the 2. It's the same way someone can be neurotic or have neurotic traits without having neurosis.

Dr. Ramani was on Chris Williamson’s podcast and the number of narcissists is indeed growing. That happens in a self-centred society.

they changed the title in the first hour after uploading

Yup she found a buyer!

Its great for bonding. In the friendzone take her skydiving.

Shoulda hit her with a "yeah we can go skydiving... am I gonna pay for that too?"

😂😂😂 she’s so smart

Yup

😂😂😂 i guess he can get girls without talking

He's trying to act like he 6'3 or something that's why shorties are either not confident or either have nepolean complex like the lil curry in the vid

​@@321cv56 you literally sound like you suffer from tiny man syndrome if height is the first negative you noticed in the man.

​​@@321cv56his external confidence that he's trying so hard to maintain is definitely clear signs of compensating for something. Call me an armchair psychologist but that's my impression

what a disgrace...to his parents💀

Yes! 🤮

I'm not saying I wanna cause harm buuuuuuut people that do that make me think things lol

Yeah can’t stand smacking either. Granted I recently discovered that I actually hate the sound of chewing in general. Never thought of it because every time my family and I would eat, we would always do something like watching tv, playing games, etc…anything but eating in silence lol. That said smacking is worse.

I had to rewind the get a good look at his fit😂

That’s spot on 😂

Yeah he's just probably put there to play that character and generate outrage views. Reality shows do it all the time.

People like him exist 🤣😂🤣

I think you mean Aba lol

Yall understand people our age will never understand right?

I'm tryna see yalls takes on this from yalls point. I would genuinely like an unbiased answer. Why is it using racist laungauge towards black people is so scrutinized, but racism against all other minorities is sorta normalized? Like, even including italian americans theres waaay less than there are black people in north america, its not like we were free from slavery, so that excuse doesn't hold, but this dude calls her mafia, and spicy meatball.... instead of scrutiny, they laugh. I thought we were supposed to see people for character instead of judging by race? I wouldn't go up to a black dude and call him a gangster, i know gangs are the minority, i wouldn't go to a native girl and call her pocahontas. That was a single person and not a representative of the whole, a dramatized stereotype. It doesn't click with me. But why is it when the minority is sorta white it's fine? Personally as an 5th gen immigrant, im in direct lineage with an jersey mafia sub family, i don't care to know the exact details, and don't care to share what I've found.. but alot of the physical traits stuck. Iron dissorders, olive/tan skin, the hair, stout build, expression. This has led to me being profiled multiple times, various comments, questioning looks getting applications, women crossing the street, scared looking. Etc. It's the same sorta racist microaggressions that are mentioned often. Whats the difference? Why are we okay with racism towards some minorities but not others.

@@afro_snake6458you know there’s a world out there that is significantly more important than whatever the fuck that is all about 😅

@@AbbyBlackbird Yet you took time to comment good job lol

@@AbbyBlackbird You just expressed that even your biggest problems should be uninteresting to other people because someone always has it harder. Sometimes whataboutism backfires.

Blow my mind he’s single still somehow!

Gay af

Douchistan 😂

Yo.......did you see his beard and brown skin to conclude his place of origin 😂.... That's Little ray ray Kidding

Do you pay on dates? I prepay, where do you wanna go? Skydiving.

Lmaooo

Exactly my thoughts looool

Where as you on the other hand would have perfect game.

what are examples of foundational questions

​@@mattyl6188do you want kids? What are your core values? Do you want to be a stay at home mom/dad or work? What are your religious beliefs, if any? What are your political beliefs? What level of education do you have? How are you with finances (frugal or frivolous). Everyone of these questions, if left unanswered until it's already to late, are causes of divorce.

@@rext3404Great answer!

⁠@@rext3404 I agree that in long term relationships, you and your partner need to know the answers to those questions. But I think you’re giving them way too much flak for not asking those questions on a first date. Some people prefer more casual and fun first dates where they see if they vibe with each other. A lot of people (myself included) would feel a little uncomfortable if my date just starts shooting off all of those deep questions right off the bat, it’s a bit much and too intense imo.

@@Luke_2828 yeah a first date should not be an interview lol

16:56

thats the whole point of dating sry kiddo 😂

Well people tend to see it as a bad thing till they have to do it themselves.

I don't know. Might be an immigrant family, things are different with immigrant families, especially if they are Indian (which I am assuming he is). They tend to have huge houses we're all the relatives stay and it's not uncommon in the slightest for children to stay with their wives in the same household of their parents.

I got the vibe one of his parents died and he is helping out. He seems like a good kid.

​​@@jakubjohnson6741Indian? Dude clearly has blood from the Arabic speaking world. And his name is Youssef, dude, come on!... ay yai yai

@@TyonKree yeah but if you're too embarrassed to be honest about taking care of your family as a man, that's a red flag to me. An adult let alone a man should be proud of their familial duties especially at his age in this country, it's evidence of his personal strength and his value as a mate and future family head after all.

Aba and Agot?

I've yet to see a dating app that isn't gross.

Couldn't have said it better 🤷🏽‍♀️