Jesssfam's Birthday Booze Cruise Part 2 | UGHHHHHHHHHHH 

Notice how at first she LOVED swimming with the pigs and stuff and then when the other people said they didn’t just LOVE it her opinion changed to “it was alright, wouldn’t do it again”.

"you look dumb and EVERYONE is judging you" yessssssssssss! We absolutely are.

"There's a stain on his crotch , what is that?, did he drop chocolate on his nuts?" I'm fucking dying 🤣🤣 You just need to do reaction videos to Jess you never disappoint 🤣

Friday nights are always better with a little Jessafam snark 🙌

Your reaction to her sliding on that tube had me rolling. I love you snarking on Jess. I don't know how any other woman could stand to be next to her for any amount of time. She is one of those women that think she is the center of everyone else's universe.

Jessica is an empty shell. She has no depth to her. She cares more about her extensions than her own kids. I used to be like that (I’d like to think I wasn’t as annoying) but when I was diagnosed with stage 3 cancer, my life completely changed. The importance of my looks went out the window. The hell of cancer gave me a perspective on my life that only cancer could. My life isn’t fun dealing with cancer by no stretch of the imagination but my life has more depth and fulfillment than Jessica’s bank account could ever give me. I do hope Jessica grows up one day. If for only her kid’s sake.

I’m a pale redhead and so are all 4 of my siblings. My parents did an amazing job growing up to make sure we never got burnt and instilled in me how to take care of my skin in the sun. There was that stage when I started to want independence but was still pretty clueless around the age of 13 where I had about 2 burns and after that, I haven’t burnt since. I’m 17 now and how Jess doesn’t know how to take care of her skin in the sun at the age of 30 is BEYOND ME. I pray for her children as well because I’m sure they’ve burnt on family holidays. It should be when an adult is completely responsible for you that you’re NOT burning.

Holy crap I needed that laugh! Josh and his reaction to Jess in the waterside had my dying!!!!! Ty!!!

When I turned 30, I told my husband I wanted some kind of celebration, and I really wanted to get my nose pierced. So he took me to a piercing parlor, I got my nose pierced, and then we went out for dinner and a small group of our friends were there to my surprise. He expressly told them to wear black since I was so close to death (mind you, he's about 9 months older than I am). We had a good laugh, enjoyed good company, and went home. It was great.

I think they’re hooking up w Hannah now 😳

Congratulations on 100k Josh. I've watched you since early on in your videos and I have really enjoyed.Keep up the great videos.

I've been subscribed since the very beginning and its been lovely watching you grow Josh. So proud of you! Also your "? of the seas" was hilarious! You're a tonic. Thankyou for being you.

Needed this snark after sobbing through yesterday's very difficult video. Jess' butt literally ate her bathing suit going down the slide🤣

I think most people are done with drinking too much and too fast by the time they're adults. The only reason to have a shot is to get drunk. Also, Jess isn't drinking shots on the ship. Those are mixed drinks - he's pouring them out of a shaker. One doesn't shoot a mixed drink, you sip it. Jess is astoundingly immature.

Yes yes yes snark on them all!!! Love the snark!! Congratulations on over 100,000. Excited to see the life story video!!! Keep up the great work Josh.

She just explained that they were only going to get their hair wet once while on the cruise. If I’m on vacation and had access to all that fun water stuff I would not stay out of the water.

Anyone want to bet this is the end of her friendship with Roslyn and the senator!!! Love you Josh, you are hilarious!

I've been on that same ship. It was a hell of a good time way before covid. If I was stuck on the ship with Jess fam and her dingle berry cling ons I'd probably jump over board.

Why is she pretending to be dumb?! You’re on a cruise and can’t pronounce Nassau Bahamas? You know the captain and servers have been announcing the arrival time all day! 🙄🤷🏼‍♀️

Now that Janelle has been kicked to the curb, Hanna is the new 3some person THATS why she was actually in their room.

She doesn’t know what the excursion she booked is yet she just explained what they were going to do…. So she knows what it is…

Idk how I came across your channel but I have been watching some of these families for awhile now and have never seen them in the "light" that you shine on them. OMG, I LOVE this channel!! Keeping going Josh!!

I was crying when you reacted to the water slide 🤣 Thank's for the Friday night laughs

I did not want you to rewind the water slide bit, but MAN am I glad you did! I haven’t laughed that hard in a while!! I had actual tears! 😂🤣

Well done on 100k josh!! Looking forward to seeing you grown more.

Love you Josh - Fantastic on the 100K Congrats, so glad I have been here for the ride. Looking forward to seeing where your channel goes. Also looking forward to hearing your story. Please title it with something like 100K all about me or something. I do not want to miss your story.

Hi Josh. Congratulations on the 100K 🇦🇺 Pigs are really good swimmers and have natural buoyancy. Love your ability to make these vlogs enjoyable 😁

Congratulations on your 100 K you made it pretty quick honestly your channel is definitely going to grow more and more!!

OMG JOSH! Thank you so much for the birthday wishes!!! I had such a great day! So many of your fantastic subscribers wished me a happy birthday too! Such amazing people!! ❤️😘 thank you so much! EDIT: I had a raspberry margarita on my birthday lol that’s basically the only thing I ever drink and it’s about once or twice a year I have ONE. I could see how a virgin one could be super sweet. Most of the time they are also served with salt on the rim which is the best. If it doesn’t have salt it’s not worth it lol. But between the salt and alcohol it definitely tones the sweetness down a ton.

Yay! So glad this came out on a Friday night! Got my pop, pizza and some candy. Legggo!

I’ve been following you since May of 2020 and I still very much enjoy these kinds of videos!!

CONGRATULATIONS FOR OVER 100,000👏👏👏 YOU FKN DESERVE IT MAN!!!

I feel sad for the people that actually get excited to see her in person I wonder how bad their lives have to be to be excited to see these people!

I don't think I've ever laughed SO HARD at a roast video. This was HILARIOUS!! THANK YOU!!!

She complains about not taking her kids on a Disney cruise but those cabanas they rented on Coco Cay cost over a grand to rent for a day most of the time…

She needs to be the center of attention. That’s why she has to buy all her friends.

This was hilarious Josh! I watched once and had to come back and rewatch it, in case I missed something 😂😂😂😂

Watching her rub the the aloe lotion on her body just gave me weird vibes. Who does that on camera without it coming off as some kind of sexual thing?

The only way I could have ever watched this is with your snark, Josh. When you get going laughing, I do too. Congratulations on the 100K!

Josh! hearing you talk about swimming with dolphins warmed my heart 😭 I am studying marine biology in college and that is something that is SO important to talk about. Jessfam actually swam with dolphins once..... shows her character

Eyelash City. 😂😂😂😂😂 Oh man. You never fail to make me laugh when it comes to the snark!😍

I agree with you Josh. I’m 36 and I don’t see the point in getting shit face drunk. It’s fun to get a little tipsy, but when you’re that drunk to where you’re sick and can’t function the next day, that doesn’t sound fun. I have been on a Royal Caribbean cruise pre covid and it was a blast without getting drunk. She’s just attempting to show off.

Best way to celebrate a thousand k ! Woohoo’ snarking on jesss!

I lost my shit when she slid by in the slide and your reaction really got me Hahahaha.

LMFAO!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Josh! The SLOW motion water slide with the Grundy was EPIC!!

I’m actually a hair extensions specialist and this whole video stressed me out knowing she has a head full of extensions in 😂 Edit: they can be used for adding fullness, length, or to help with hair loss issues. I specifically work with a lot of hair loss issues and a huge part of that is preserving the integrity of the natural hair to not cause additionally hair loss or damage. There’s so many options and reasons why someone would get extensions.

Congrats on 100 K!! I don’t always respond but I’ve been here since day 1!! …lurking.

Congratulations again Josh!! And yay for the snark-needed a good laugh.

Big thumbs up 👍 I love watching your snark videos! And my absolute favorite thing, is when you do your pineapple phone calls! Too funny! 😂

This video has made me realize that yellow is an awful color to wear. And that watching other people drink a lot can make me nauseous 😂

This is the best video I think you have done, well one of the best!!! Freaking hilarious

Correct me if I'm wrong ( and I am SURE you all will , lol) Britney Morrow seems too classy to be hanging out with the rest of this group.

Lmao I thoroughly enjoy watching people pose for selfies on the beach. Always top notch people watching at beaches

I was on the Freedom and we don’t drink so we had the “ mock tail” package mainly b/c it included coffee and I had a couple “ mock tails “ and ur right the amount of sugar was crazy and I had to stop after two b/c my stomach was so upset. I had one cocktail at the Italian up charge restaurant and I was 🤢🤢🤢 I can’t imagine drinking ALL day.

I can't stop laughing . My husband made me put earbuds in last night cause I watched a ton of your videos didn't go to sleep til 5am and then woke up at 8 and started again. Keep the snarking going. I would love to hang out with you one time I would probably die laughing 😃

A year later and I’m watching this again after your 200k dare epicccccc video of this 😆 your laugh is contagious. 😂💛

"Just got diabetes, right now!" Lmao 😫 thanks for making me laugh after work when I can't pay attention to shit. I have to be tired enough to pay attention to jessssssssfam.

YOU LAUGHING AT JESS ON THE WATERSLIDE IS ICONIC YOU HAVE ME ON THE FLOOR HAHAHAHAHA

Oh man!! You read my mind when you slowed it down when she was coming down the slide! 😂 I was so hoping you would do that!! Thank you!

It's really TRAGIC that everyday organic things that happen have become a clip or video to these family vloggers.... they cant truly enjoy anything without sharing it to the social media

Josh rewinding and slowing down the water slide scene cracked me up...hahaha

I dont know how you can bear to watch these videos but your so funny! hilarious 🤣

To think this all started with the haunted wooden spoon and spaghetti legs!

Knowing now the way Roselynn is she must have felt (karma) so out of the group seeing she was the only one who didn't have a balcony and the only one who didn't have wi-fi.

Can I just say I live to see Josh get so Fing mad when they can’t say something correct 😂

Oh, this has been worth the wait, can't wait to hear that snark & buttery goodness you give upon ripping these vids apart. YAAAS MAAAAHN!

Thank you for the smile, laugh w the jokes and the imature Jess

YOU snarking on this vacation is 💯💯💯💯 I LOL’d many many times!

When you posted the IG stories I was crying!!!!!!!!! I will rewatch it over and over!!!!!!!!! Yellow butt crackkkkk!!!!!! 🤪👍

I felt bad because I rewinded but immediately felt better when you did too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

God I’ve been waiting for this!!! It’ll be a fun ride 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Any body notice there was no sign of Rosalyn or her daddy on the yellow night?? God I’d HATE to be anywhere near her- I thought the noise was the kids but 80% must be her screaming every time

Lmao so funny when he paused and said "do you know who I am?" Lmao that is so Jessica haha always about her wherever she goes 😂

I somehow lost the “mom/dad genetic grab bag” and got none of the Native American on either side. I am the palest person on either side of my family and I’ve always been prone to burning. And now that I take several medications with “avoid prolonged exposure to the sun” warnings, I burn faster and worst. Summer of 2019 we went to Hilton Head and despite using 3 different sunscreens and reapplying, I got a second degree burn on my face, upper back, shoulders, chest, and on the whole upper half of my breasts. The pain was bearable until a week later when I sweated and that caused my upper layer of skin to slough off, exposing raw blistered skin underneath (hence why it was second degree and not just a first). It took over 3 months to fully heal. I’m still left with dark marks on my face that won’t go away. One of the few things I’m self conscious about. Wear sunscreen!

Also congratulations on 100k subscribers Josh @The Dad Challenge Podcast !!! Woo woo!!! 🥂🍾🎉🎈🎊 I've watched you since the very beginning so way to go!! I look forward to your 'Draw my Life' video that you promised us! You also promised us that it would make us cry sooooo....... NO PRESSURE!!!!!! 😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈🙈 If I told you my life story Josh I bet I could totally make you cry!! 🤣🤣💖💖💖

Virgin cocktails are always sugary because the alcohol balances the sweetness but they also require more filler because of the missing volume of alcohol. I don't drink but I did bartend for awhile at a family friendly place.

Anyone else keep replaying 13:44. Josh's laugh makes it 10 times funnier 😅😅😅

When you were yelling at Jess about pronouncing Nassau, I got flashbacks of me yelling at my phone telling you how to pronounce Carnarvon 😂😂😂

My son has red hair and that poor boy's skin burns so easily. I have to reapply about every hour or hour and a half, if I don't he gets burnt. Certain sunscreens don't work, and he has to have a high SPF. I honestly feel for other red heads lol they've got it rough with those genes lol. But their hair is gorgeous ♥️

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS👏🏼👏🏼 YES

Jess shows her tan lines Josh: “what are you doing it? Stop it….” Switches to slide scene 😂😂😂 Jess stop wearing yellow. That yellow dress looks like the one I wore to homecoming in 2005 from Charolette Rousse (I can’t spell it because it’s so old and cheap) but pink

I love the way you just talked about your wife wearing the Lulu lemon’s! That was so cute!

She’ll make a separate story time video about what was happening in the cabin next to Hannah’s - there’s no way she won’t capitalise off of that now that she’s teased it

Congrats on 100K Josh 🎊🎉

🤭😝🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 Josh you are hilarious love your channel hope you have a great day and spring break

As a Floridian you are so correct about the beach pictures!!!! Hahahaha we all just sit there and people watch when tourists do this hahahaha it's so entertaining!

That waterslide replay had me laughing pretty good.

I like drinking when I’m on vacation but like you said… light drinking just to catch a little buzz and enjoy what I’m drinking! No need to be shit faced and forget the whole trip!

omg I am so glad you were reminded that scene of Jess going down the tube because I thought that was hilarious I was crying I was like please rewind it and pause😂😂😂😂

Josh, you are not a stick in the mud for thinking how you do about getting super drunk! As a 30 year old recovering alcoholic/addict (almost 2 months sober 😊) I can tell you I woke up how Jessica is explaining in this video many mornings & eventually you gotta realize it’s just not worth it. Alcohol doesn’t make anything more fun its what we tell ourselves which continues the cycle. Let me tell you..It is so great to wake up on a Monday morning feeling refreshed rather than torn down by all the alcohol from the weekend! I am someone who was hiding my addictions from everyone because I was embarrassed. I’m not sure how she is putting all that out for the world especially as a mother. I know I was so ashamed but I didn’t drink to go party I drank in private sometimes totally alone. Well I just wanted to tell you that you are doing it right my friend. You are not missing out on anything. Life is so much better without all that as I’m sure you know! 🤗

"eyelash city " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i spit my drink out when you said that

I love your facial expressions so much 😂

Sunkissed mama it trying to latch onto Brittany now.

We need a good snark video. Yesterday’s was a tough one. 😩 How many yellow outfits do you guys think we’re going to see? 😂

I am DEAD at your face when she's lathering herself with sunscreen hahahahah

Congrats on 101k, Josh!!!!!

OMGGGG this made my night! 😂 💀 soooo funny!

one of my favorite pasttimes on a royal caribbean cruise was watching people wipe out on the flow rider (surfing simulator). it's SO much fun. endless entertainment.

Lol my first cruise ship was Ecstasy… it almost tipped over after an extreme unexpected turn that caused it to list heavily. 😭 (April 2012). I was so scared when I went again in 2017.

I am so glad I found you! When they were on the swing I thought "fall off" and than you said it!

The slide commentary killed me 😂