Jimmy McPerson 

Never forget!

Damn

jimmy is unforgettable

never forget JimmyMcPerson

@@A19-bm1qp he sure is, and even if you try your utmost hardest to forget, it’s said to be impossible.

Amen. 🙏

ohh

The government can hide the truth no longer

Wise words, Phony...😞

Perchance

They were too world weary at that point to care. Edited for wrong 2.

Or notice that the climactic final battle shifted from Japan to China

Or that Hirohito's name is "Maximoto" now.

@@Annexialol Hirohito was the Emperor of Japan ; Peter here is talking about the President, whose name was Maximoto

@@sonarchy5158 oh shit

And he made the emperor be chosen by election

He was ahead of his time 😔

to be fair during ww2 japan did control a decent portion of china

@@darthrevan8376 in tkkyo

The text makes no mention of China though lol

😂😂

😆

ive been laughing for three minutes straight,my parents are wondering whats wrong with me

@@Foxy-ve1oh dont they all wonder wtf is wrong with us?

I can absolutely believe mcdonnalds would market mcpeople

Creative NONfiction. Jimmy McPerson did in fact do all the things that Jimmy McPerson did, but history forgot him, so Jimmy McPerson is not part of history even if all he did was real.

Idk about an A. But a C, sure why not

I'd give him a c+ for this, not an a

B+

@@Aech420 I'd say, the output of an AI trained on Wattpad.

"Keep it up, baby!"

Jimmy loves crushing turts- I mean hitler

...and then the wolves came.

Jimmy McPerchance

"You can't just say "perchance""

As the prophecy foretold

THOSE people... XD

In _this_ economy!?

Perchance

and then the wolves came...

first reply somehow

For real at some point it feels like the teacher just gave up on grading the paper and was just along for the ride lol

That's the part that makes me think it's fake

He was the greatest Jimmy to ever McPerson.

@@dridiennydaral5579 but not the greatest Jimmy to McGill

to execute this joke properly you must leave out the adjective. I.E: "Jimmy Mcperson truly was the person of all time" you did not do this, thus your comment was unfunny.

@@Chappie432 Anime profile picture detected. Opinion discarded.

Truly the person of all of all

Teacher secretly enjoys the shenanigans

I think teachers take their job too seriously. This kid obviously knows he gets an F, the teacher is literally an expert on history. Why not get some enjoyment out of it? I had a teacher in high school show the whole class a project a student did that year because it was the worst thing ever made. He spelled the name of his topic wrong and the phrase "hardcore diarrhea" came up. Why get mad?

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 We kinda have to take our jobs seriously or else we get fired and lose our salary That said, it’s still important to laugh sometimes and to take a joke, especially one like an essay that isn’t disrupting the class

I found another of Peter's work titled "Biography: Walt Whitman" from 6-01-2000 were the teacher ask him to come see them.

He did several of these, and all of them are hilarious.

Part of the joke, I think 😊

Oh yeah there were absolutely no slaves after the civil war, yep, yep.

there's like nothing on the timeline that actually stops this story from happening through

Surprisingly enough, most slaves were rescued during reconstruction. There were obviously a few holdouts and, Heck, there are still enslaved people in the modern day, but the vast majority of slaves became free at most a decade after the Civil War

Being in his mid 70s just makes him more badass.

Oh no

New take on the "Hitler wasn't all bad, he killed Hitler" joke. Amazing 😂 10/10 No notes

Well hold on a minute

If your birthday is April 20 and you celebrate it, you're also celebrating Hitler's birthday. If your birthday is April 30 and you celebrate it, you're also celebrating Hitler's death.

Average argentinian grandpa moment

Can't prove that wrong. Clearly all their lab notes got burned up when the Japanese took them out.

Why would they? As far as anyone knows, Jimmy McPersons parents were on the verge of curing cancer

Even the teacher had hoped that some part of this fiction story to be true.

I mean, that could have been true

Or the battle in Tokyo against President Maximoto of Japan being referred to as the battle in China.

Oh God no…

Imagine if his kid is the guy from Mario the man vs. Mario the idea

He's making sure Jimmy's story is not forgotten by future generations

i doubt this is real lol

OH GOD

quite simple actually, Peter is in fact Peter, rather than history given that Peter is not history, it is entirely possible to recall the legend of Jimmy and his heroic actions that fateful day

the Kid: *"Of Course I know him, **-he's me!-** he's my grandfather!*

"my dad works at nintendo"

time may have forgotten jimmy, but we are not time

This person is bad at history, even by us standards

@@floof7680 it's a joke

At least he vaguely knows who Hitler was

Like, he could have just said it was some field medic that went into the field to save people. Something small in scale, but heroic, and JUST plausible enough to say "Well I visited my grandpa in Florida and this was their neighbor" But no. He went straight to killing Hitler.

shut up​@@floof7680

I love how that part isn't even questioned.

Perchance.

@@teestab143 But Then the wolves came.

I deleted 2 digits of your like counter

@@commenter3002 What? What do you mean?

This comment is one of the comments of all time!

According to my tier-list/history-book, Jimmy was not one of the heroes of all time

@@user-tz6yd7dw5b and thus, the hero was unsung.

I like the part where Jimmy McPerson said “It’s Jimmin’ time!” & jimmied all over the Axis Powers in WW2.

Peter's statement about Jimmy McPerson killing Hitler implies that Jimmy's real name was Hitler.

I mean we DO have evidence of hitler's death

Duh because he IS him

Becuase he isn't history

Hey, their job is to teach, if that kid remembers one of those corrections for the rest of his life, he did his job

the thing is, these ain't even corrections for the most part. Samurai? Ninjas? No issue. The fact that the person is literally undocumented and has the last name "McPerson"? No issue. The fact that the fake name Mr. McPerson used is literally never mentioned? No issue. This isn't even them correcting the paper, instead it has the same energy as that guy who is just a pathological liar, and sucks at lying, walking up to you and telling you about how his uncle helped put the first man on the moon. You don't need to critique him, he's patently lying, so you just sort of smugly sit in the corner taking pop shots at the bits you feel like making fun of.

they have machine guns, but its just a ninja strapped to a pole throwing kunais and shurikens

Some would argue!

@@johncargille7722 indeed!

The wonders of the Multiverse

"Wait, that part doesn't make any sense. Now I have to rewrite my whole dream before I fall back asleep!"

@@bable6314 it's a bot xdd

"Why am I swordfighting a crocodile again?"

Wait a minute

That's called slavery

@@nathanmcgill7249 never said that the McPersons had to be actual people

@@nathanmcgill7249 Or cannibalism.

Kinky.

Why must the good die young 😔

Dun dun duuun

It's true, I was President Japan

Now THAT is a plot twist i wasn't expecting hahaha

But his name is Peter.

@@alionsrosegoldheart3051 That's his fake name because he's not a documented citizen.

@@ryankunst668 Ah,that explains it.

Shitposting has been around in some form or another for a _long_ time. I mean, have you _seen_ the goofy nonsense in the marginalia of medieval manuscripts? Hell, I bet shitposting has been around since the first hominids figured out the concept of scrawling pigment across the wall of their cave!

Shitposting always existed. The internet just allowed everyone too see it

Or how black people weren't allowed to join the military even though there has been well documented black soldiers in WW2.

No, you don't understand. He did battle in China, but he died killing Hitler in Japan. It was all part of his plan, the details just weren't included in the essay

@@Dreadnautilus The teacher did acknowledge that.

​@Dreadnautilus he literally acknowledged that.

Much people. Very person. Very person indeed.

And definitely existed.

one of the McPeople of all time

Perchance.

In this economy?

I loved the part where he and to .

Profile ----------- Actual Human Age: 19 Location: 21 kilometers away Bio: Hello I am real human. I enjoy normal activities such as breathing the air and walking with my leg.

Should’ve been “Perchance”

or the fight between Jimmy and both president japan and hitler in Tokyo, China.

Bravo vince!

japan invaded China during ww2....

the checker cant actually correct anything there because the writer themselves said that it has been lost to history and people would argue against the essay, meaning that if the checker was to argue against the essay, they would be becoming one of those people

I mean the Japanese occupied China so...

I mean if his parents were slaves when he was born, that would mean that Jimmy would have to been born some point before 1865, So based on the timeline Jimmy would have been middle aged by the time WW1 started.

Plus “President Japan”! xD

And that he did battle in China

@@IanCarl37 Also, yes.