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The Church of What's Happening Now
Episode #250
Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Mick Betancourt
• #250 - Mick Betancourt...
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24 мар 2019

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@danielclark-hughes692
@danielclark-hughes692 5 лет назад
"No more Subway, you're a Jersey Mike's guy now." It's like Lee has been caught fraternising with a rival Family.
@noahcristian5814
@noahcristian5814 4 года назад
This is such a brilliant comment
@alexfreed8745
@alexfreed8745 4 года назад
After reading that comment this whole clip seems like an episode of the sopranos lol
@dpapa2175
@dpapa2175 4 года назад
That's too funny, joey's code is so fucking unusual
@rebeccatierney7481
@rebeccatierney7481 4 года назад
Oh god I'm crying here 🤣
@twinkieman237
@twinkieman237 3 года назад
“You’re my brother Lee, I love you...but never go against the family”
@NoiseThatLaughs
@NoiseThatLaughs 2 года назад
The fact that Coco spent a lifetime taking drugs to the face BUT he draws the line at Subway sandwiches is hilarious to me😂
@ACE7O2
@ACE7O2 2 года назад
sub sandwiches are a huge thing in jersey where he grew up.
@dontcare7086
@dontcare7086 2 года назад
Subway is a joke. All the veggies are pre-cut and packaged in plastic bags and they put about 3 pieces of processed meat on it. Subway is gross.
@calmdownbeavis7039
@calmdownbeavis7039 2 года назад
@@dontcare7086 given your name my friend I didn't think you would care 🥲
@alexfizer
@alexfizer 2 года назад
Because who eats cheddar cheese on a sandwich?
@ironstone_
@ironstone_ Год назад
You gotta have standards and draw the line somewhere
@skar5541
@skar5541 2 года назад
He makes it so personal. "After everything we went through, you didn't go to Big Mike's?" He genuinely cares. Love you Joey
@ItsReplayBro
@ItsReplayBro Год назад
That subway is fake shit. I’ve said it for years. Jersey mikes has those deli slicers with that good deli meat 👍🏾
@Christian-rt4zs
@Christian-rt4zs Год назад
@@ItsReplayBro subway is for gentiles
@ElantraFukkenGang
@ElantraFukkenGang 11 месяцев назад
​@@ItsReplayBrofacts. Jersey Mike's is awesome
@spacemonkey11221
@spacemonkey11221 10 месяцев назад
He’s joking
@agent136
@agent136 9 месяцев назад
I'm from fuckin Texas and I can tell you Jersey Mike's is one of the best sandwich shops out there. They fuckin' sliced the meat right there for me. Felt like a real ass delhi.
@dotdotdot9038
@dotdotdot9038 10 месяцев назад
"You don't need to put bacon on a burger. It's a double entendre." I can't 😂
@mrm5183
@mrm5183 3 года назад
I don’t even live in America and I’m a Jersey Mikes guy now after this
@TheRealToadfishRebecchi
@TheRealToadfishRebecchi 3 года назад
Just support your local sandwich shop, fuck Subway
@stepkickking9868
@stepkickking9868 3 года назад
@@TheRealToadfishRebecchi I’ve started doing that since the pandemic, and I’m going to keep doing it after too. Support local businesses 🤝
@bigsnacks913
@bigsnacks913 3 года назад
@@stepkickking9868 Uncle Joey is for the whole world brotha
@yesdude3914
@yesdude3914 3 года назад
You shouldn’t need Joey Diaz to tell you to eat good food
@gwyn8590
@gwyn8590 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@Joecota95
@Joecota95 5 лет назад
I was gunna eat Subway for lunch but nope, I’m a jersey mike guy now
@Selfloathingmisanthrope
@Selfloathingmisanthrope 4 года назад
Jersey Mikes is wack as well.
@brucebanner3566
@brucebanner3566 4 года назад
@@thisgame2 what about Katzs deli?
@LGRW313
@LGRW313 4 года назад
KNOW THYSELF nothin but fanooks in broward And la spadas is a chain too ya big dumb bastard
@coletrain411
@coletrain411 4 года назад
Primo’s baybay
@bb_nyc
@bb_nyc 4 года назад
@@LGRW313 lmaoooo that response was tremendous
@bigisland48
@bigisland48 2 года назад
I love it when lee says something and joey looks at the guest and goes "see what I gotta deal with...." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@badjoke1981
@badjoke1981 2 года назад
I quit my job at subway 2 years ago when I heard this. just coming back to hear the rant that made me change my life for the better 😂
@andreranch6161
@andreranch6161 Год назад
This is hilarious
@shurngirdleh3936
@shurngirdleh3936 Год назад
You quit your job over a joke? 😂 did you not see that Lee and Joey went to Subway right after this?
@badjoke1981
@badjoke1981 Год назад
@@shurngirdleh3936 went from sandwich artist to landlord in just over a year definitely made a change for the better thanks to uncle Joey
@shurngirdleh3936
@shurngirdleh3936 Год назад
@@badjoke1981 Wow you got a loan from the bank and have tenants pay it off for you? Well done 😂 but seriously you left your job over a joke so whether it was the right decision or not you still did it for a pretty dumb reason you have to admit
@badjoke1981
@badjoke1981 Год назад
@@shurngirdleh3936 damn you think you know me or something but actually I bought a cheap place and remolded it with my own money while working a full time job for over a year and now I rent it out no loans but damn I shouldn’t have to go into all that over a joking comment from over a year ago stay salty
@lewisscott4497
@lewisscott4497 5 лет назад
Joey Diaz would have made the perfect Uncle growing up.
@lewisscott4497
@lewisscott4497 5 лет назад
@@herkimer2257 two reason why I like him.#1 He's an funny as fuck #2 He's a perfect example of how no matter what a person does in there life, if one keeps at it then you still make it out on top.
@awsomesauce4141
@awsomesauce4141 5 лет назад
Joey is everyone's uncle, all this A+ life advice is also directed at us shmoes
@guybrushthreepwood8174
@guybrushthreepwood8174 5 лет назад
Imagine he your dad
@herkimer2257
@herkimer2257 5 лет назад
Lewis ...top of what? he literally sits on his ass and flaps his gums. What the actual fuck are you on about? Do you have a hardon to be a lazy no good piece of shit with a bit of money? reach for the lmfao stars there buddy.
@ggybl6732
@ggybl6732 5 лет назад
@@herkimer2257 fuck you , why you hating
@dorenjackson1166
@dorenjackson1166 5 лет назад
Joey sounds like a mob boss having a sit down😂
@yannick245
@yannick245 4 года назад
You don't raise your voice at a sit-down.
@yannick245
@yannick245 4 года назад
@@churrocrudo I'm just quoting basic mob knowledge you get from watching all that mob stuff on YT. Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox!
@HamptonCollabs
@HamptonCollabs 4 года назад
cigar got him method acting
@Tazourakht1990
@Tazourakht1990 3 года назад
@@yannick245 forget about it!
@yannick245
@yannick245 3 года назад
@Ongo Gablogian Studying the mob makes you A **little drums** historian! And now go home and get your fuckin' shinbox...
@n3rdstuffz
@n3rdstuffz 9 месяцев назад
The “why do you hate America?” Was perfectly timed 😂
@left4deadfreak
@left4deadfreak 11 месяцев назад
Everyone needs someone like Joey in their life
@justinlong7778
@justinlong7778 3 года назад
As an employee of Jersey Mikes this makes me incredibly proud
@KingSnowyKerr
@KingSnowyKerr 2 года назад
Prove it.
@CCitis
@CCitis 2 года назад
beats subway thats for sure
@strxdn1125
@strxdn1125 2 года назад
@Scott Sieg I disagree, have had some bad run ins with employees in the past who don’t give a damn
@adammartin2846
@adammartin2846 2 года назад
What a fucking serf
@giovanni5819
@giovanni5819 2 года назад
You’re a savage
@Patrick.Weightman
@Patrick.Weightman 5 лет назад
"Hey Joey I'm going to Burger King you want anything?" "No you're going to McDonalds"
@stevensuich5565
@stevensuich5565 5 лет назад
That's right.
@moneymakinmister8744
@moneymakinmister8744 5 лет назад
LOL
@mark-jx9uh
@mark-jx9uh 5 лет назад
And let me tell you why haha 👍
@johnwayne124
@johnwayne124 4 года назад
But there's a Mike's around the corner
@LeCapitalsRMNB
@LeCapitalsRMNB 4 года назад
McDonald’s has baby patty burgers, no onion rings, no chicken fries, no jalapeño poppers, no zesty sauce, their fries are nothing but salty and flimsy. Cheap dollar menu McDonald’s doesn’t even come close to BK, just mainstream like pop music.
@oblivionstudios9
@oblivionstudios9 2 года назад
“There’s a bus load of grandmothers that just perished because of your insubordination” hahahaha
@coldrisegaming2372
@coldrisegaming2372 2 года назад
The look they gave each other at 9:57 😂😂
@MrBrowneyedBeast
@MrBrowneyedBeast Год назад
🤣🤣🤣
@RealRorschach100
@RealRorschach100 Год назад
😂
@TheSRC88
@TheSRC88 4 года назад
Me: I kind of like Subway Uncle Joey: it's poison Me: poison
@Killopotamus
@Killopotamus 4 года назад
I got food poisoning last time I went tbf
@Pure_KodiakWILD_Power
@Pure_KodiakWILD_Power 3 года назад
And not "every rose has its thorn" Poison 😂😂 _poison_ poison.
@Yourlibrarian
@Yourlibrarian 3 года назад
Kodiak Wild every Jersey Mike’s has a Subway.
@slovak4life1991
@slovak4life1991 3 года назад
I would like your comment, but it’s at 973, and that’s a Jersey area code.
@peterlauch6172
@peterlauch6172 3 года назад
I was eating at subway looking at my phone I look down there's a fucking trail of ants coming from the trashbin killing themselves in my soda Last time i been there
@lordtachanka903
@lordtachanka903 4 года назад
“That’s for white gentiles that eat ranch and believe movie reviews” I’m dead lmfao
@Matty217
@Matty217 2 года назад
I’m using the word gentile from now on
@Jp-do9ny
@Jp-do9ny 2 года назад
@@Matty217 Chews going around calling people gentile, but cry when they get anything back
@ratskate9951
@ratskate9951 2 года назад
@@Jp-do9ny they cry while they strike you
@Jp-do9ny
@Jp-do9ny 2 года назад
@@ratskate9951 The most accurate quote if all time
@rayreyes7094
@rayreyes7094 Год назад
"He loves that pepperoni." I come back to this vid every 6 months and it makes me laugh every time.
@ahhdee1996
@ahhdee1996 Год назад
I listen to this rant every morning to start my day
@cedyx3
@cedyx3 13 дней назад
Smart fella
@REDRAVH
@REDRAVH 2 года назад
“People are looking at you for leadership” kills me every time
@itzajdmting
@itzajdmting Год назад
Why do you hate America? Kills me lol
@Albatorwow
@Albatorwow 11 месяцев назад
A busload of elderly just perished because of your insubordination. Off a cliff. 🤣
@ronaldmurphy2419
@ronaldmurphy2419 3 месяца назад
😂
@privatepyle4257
@privatepyle4257 5 лет назад
You're a Jersey Mike guy now bro
@srgt.stones8627
@srgt.stones8627 5 лет назад
@jay Dude thats why I love him its fucking hilarious. He just channels his current mood into the conversation so it doesnt always make 100% sense but its coming from the heart
@elcypher6102
@elcypher6102 5 лет назад
@jay it's way better
@031sliss6
@031sliss6 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😏😏
@6InchesSoft
@6InchesSoft 4 года назад
Jersey mikes is a huge upgrade to subway. Subway is trash
@OkDude7861
@OkDude7861 Год назад
This and Joeys rant on Dominos pizza are some of his finest moments on a podcast 😂😂😂
@victormedellin3025
@victormedellin3025 Год назад
Lee: but she doesn't like steak. Joey: "WHO GIVES AF WHAT SHE LIKES!!!" Almost had me in tears haha
@juanguzman6945
@juanguzman6945 5 лет назад
The way he mocks his voice lmao!
@ClutchSpartan7
@ClutchSpartan7 4 года назад
LMAOO
@IanO3
@IanO3 3 года назад
LMAOOOO
@kai-dr2le
@kai-dr2le 3 года назад
OAML
@marv5078
@marv5078 3 года назад
Hahhaha
@markmartin3152
@markmartin3152 3 года назад
Lmao
@67freekegs18
@67freekegs18 3 года назад
“No more subway. You are a Jersey Mike’s guy now” I am laughing my ass off throughout this video. Uncle Joey talking about food and treating lee like he is an idiot. It’s absolutely hysterical. I can’t stop laughing
@aboveSubparBallAnalysis
@aboveSubparBallAnalysis Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@aboveSubparBallAnalysis
@aboveSubparBallAnalysis Год назад
1:23
@s3hunna
@s3hunna Год назад
Lee: “ok..” 🤣
@aaronbeardsley3261
@aaronbeardsley3261 4 месяца назад
Bot comments
@Shiny101
@Shiny101 2 года назад
I come back to this video and other old Lee Syatt roasts anytime I need a mood boost. Old school Church episodes hit different.
@Benzboy202
@Benzboy202 3 месяца назад
"Coconut Macaroons" Out of the blue has me DEAD😂😂😂😂
@carolbaskin1121
@carolbaskin1121 2 года назад
Give uncle Joey his flowers while he’s still here. People wait till legends pass to give them the recognition they deserve. Absolute legend. Seen all these clips 5x over and it’s still funny 🤣.
@alaistairhamilton8838
@alaistairhamilton8838 2 года назад
I am exactly the same. Joey Diaz is guaranteed entertainment, regardless of the story.
@PHATT_TV
@PHATT_TV Год назад
@@alaistairhamilton8838 no one makes me laugh harder 😂. One of the Goats 🐐 for sure
@shanewright344
@shanewright344 Год назад
I was thinking about this the other day. Joey is everyone's uncle. When he tells a story, I listen. When he goes, it's going to be a shitty day.
@soup8786
@soup8786 Год назад
Dude is an admitted sex pest. He is a piece of shit
@dong7474
@dong7474 5 лет назад
“They eat ranch, and believe the reviews to a movie” LOOOL
@boosteddaily1294
@boosteddaily1294 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@thatdude169
@thatdude169 4 года назад
Lmaoooo
@Bude_Jellingham
@Bude_Jellingham 4 года назад
minute please?!
@JoeRogansForehead
@JoeRogansForehead 9 месяцев назад
It’s got 6 staaarrs 😂
@TrollHunterxXx
@TrollHunterxXx Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LuisDiaz-82
@LuisDiaz-82 Год назад
“He’s from the East Coast, will you straighten him out” 😂😂
@beenwasbrendan
@beenwasbrendan 2 года назад
The unsung gem of this video that doesn't get enough chat .. Mick brings up the diner, Joey's immediate disapproval with the quick, mid-sentence, "...no, don't got there..." and slides back into bashing Lee. Hahaha.
@davidec.4021
@davidec.4021 Год назад
YES thank you I fly every time I hear that little part lmaoo
@braydenwilliams5001
@braydenwilliams5001 4 года назад
You can really tell that joey really cares about lee, he has helped lee improve on his social skills tremendously and always gives him the most honest advice and only fucks with him because he likes him so much
@vitoblack5928
@vitoblack5928 Год назад
Lee needed a uncle Joey man he done a 360 in life.. he this my step son look what God inherited me❤
@circutr2080
@circutr2080 3 года назад
Everytime Joey mocks Lees laugh I die so hard 😂😂😂😂
@BeStupidWithIntent
@BeStupidWithIntent 3 года назад
I’m dying looking for this very comment confirming that’s as funny as I thought lmao
@alaistairhamilton8838
@alaistairhamilton8838 3 года назад
You know Joey's brutal, and he mocks him ruthlessly, but you can see he cares, and no woman should get her way in everything in a relationship. She should be Miss Right, as long as her first name isn't Always!
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад
totally dude. 10000% correct
@PraiseJesusChristOurSavior
@PraiseJesusChristOurSavior Год назад
“You’re back at that dump...” 😂
@Jb77783
@Jb77783 11 месяцев назад
7:46 kills me
@AANTHHONYY
@AANTHHONYY 2 года назад
I come back and listen to this often. never gets old
@rawculture2007
@rawculture2007 Год назад
Needed this. Makes my day easier
@WinstonCorneilius
@WinstonCorneilius 3 года назад
Mick instigating every thing Joey says is the most east coast thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂
@omfggabriel46
@omfggabriel46 Год назад
“why do you hate america” 😂
@CatnamedMittens
@CatnamedMittens 4 месяца назад
Instigating is so much fun
@chocktaebolanca757
@chocktaebolanca757 4 года назад
“You’re a Jersey Mikes guy now” “Ok🥺”
@Michael-et2uj
@Michael-et2uj 3 года назад
"That's the new rule. That's it."
@stellarguymk
@stellarguymk Год назад
This video alone legitimately made me a Jersey Mike's guy. Joey deserves ad revenue from JM for this video 😂
@HamBoney420
@HamBoney420 2 месяца назад
I absolutely....can not live without his rants....the best uncle grandpa of our l8ves... thank you dear lord for Mr..Coco Diaz
@TheShadowdetective12
@TheShadowdetective12 3 года назад
I came back here to hear uncle Joey tell me what a beautiful sandwich is again. I bought a sub yesterday and it was missing something
@jaketrat3725
@jaketrat3725 2 года назад
😭😭😭
@leovilla1857
@leovilla1857 2 года назад
Had it a few weeks ago. Hadn't had it in years. It smelled like sweaty aluminum foil INSIDE the restaurant, I opened the sandwich inside the car, and the smell filled the car. It wasn't right. My locker room back in high school smelled better than the smell coming from this sandwich. Tasted meh...waste of money.
@giovanni5819
@giovanni5819 2 года назад
@@leovilla1857 you bought a lee sandwich haha
@captainhindsight2787
@captainhindsight2787 2 года назад
No more Subway guy.
@leovilla1857
@leovilla1857 2 года назад
@@giovanni5819That I did. Never again.
@BongChongy
@BongChongy 3 года назад
The way Joey just looks down and shakes his head in disappointment after just hearing him say “Subway” 🤣🤣😂
@coocslocs3989
@coocslocs3989 Год назад
Any time I want a good laugh I always come back to this one
@syroco
@syroco 5 лет назад
Imagine taking diet advice from Joey Diaz LOL
@MrJesulius
@MrJesulius 4 года назад
He does know what tastes good
@CliniK-DS
@CliniK-DS 4 года назад
You love subway
@davidoneill7554
@davidoneill7554 4 года назад
"Blue cheese on hot wings or go fuck ya mudda" - Joey "CoCo" Diaz
@nrak2
@nrak2 4 года назад
@Tom Myers He was (and still is) a fat fuck, so yeah, might not be a great adviser.
@gammawave1739
@gammawave1739 4 года назад
He eats really good now. Overweight people gotta eat right or they risk getting diabities and low blood pressure. Something the average joerogan dont gotta worry about. I like how when joey is explaining someone he will just throw your name in there like if joerogan didnt front me a gram of blow then joerogan would hear me knockin on joerogans door at 2 in the mornin with an aluminum baseball bat and a mean face
@jakeguy6050
@jakeguy6050 4 года назад
"Subway is poison" "I dip my bacon in butter"
@lw2840
@lw2840 4 года назад
right
@ericpreston5826
@ericpreston5826 4 года назад
@Phil Ill soy chicken replacement too
@black_iraq_warveteran150
@black_iraq_warveteran150 4 года назад
Eric Preston are you serious or dies subway really have fake meat ???
@NoFapKing
@NoFapKing 4 года назад
Its funny because for the last 2 months I've only been eating meat including bacon and butter and lost 42lbs easily. 30lbs in the first month. I'm the leanest I've ever been at this weight and feel awesome. People don’t know enough about nutrition lol
@bigshrimp6458
@bigshrimp6458 3 года назад
Black_Iraq_War Veteran they have the vegan alternatives which are soy but yes the use real meat its just not fresh in any way like they exclaim
@demonboy619
@demonboy619 Год назад
This specific diaz clip keeps popping up . I've been eating subway over jersey Mike's lately. Thanks Uncle Joey
@karenlee4874
@karenlee4874 5 лет назад
"I got friends at Harvard. I got friends in high places". Joey is killing me lol
@theogate-snipyninja9556
@theogate-snipyninja9556 5 лет назад
“I’m like Garth Brooks I got friends in high places” Joey Diaz
@JswisslolGaming
@JswisslolGaming 5 лет назад
joey is the one person i can listen to rant about anything for hours lol
@dylana.601
@dylana.601 3 месяца назад
I can watch this 100,000 times and it’s funny every single time 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@scottball8036
@scottball8036 7 месяцев назад
makes me smile every time
@god-in-schizoid-mind3120
@god-in-schizoid-mind3120 3 года назад
1:50 Joey's reaction when Lee says " I get pepperoni from the deli counter" is priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sausage5033
@sausage5033 Год назад
Bro cringed frfr 😂😂😂😂😂
@ismthamisfit
@ismthamisfit 9 месяцев назад
Also 0:25 when Joey hears that Lee got subway, like a disappointed dad 😂😂😂
@missalbania9260
@missalbania9260 8 месяцев назад
@@ismthamisfithe’s legitimately upset 😂
@alexanderhanksx
@alexanderhanksx 3 года назад
Joey’s confidence is unmatched. “You’re a Jersey Mike’s guy now”.
@jobie2556
@jobie2556 2 года назад
This is the best video on youtube
@Bobbbby23448
@Bobbbby23448 10 месяцев назад
5:54 “MY WIFE ORDERED A CLUB SANDWICH” lolololololol
@Tarantula1522
@Tarantula1522 5 лет назад
I’m never going to subway again lol Joey’s voice is in my head now
@ArkWolf22
@ArkWolf22 4 года назад
As an employee at Subway currently, this is scary accurate.
@atldamian2948
@atldamian2948 3 года назад
Charles Martel you don’t wanna know how that tuna gets prepped bro
@tootsownhorn5874
@tootsownhorn5874 3 года назад
@@atldamian2948 i do now!
@MarcoBoneMan
@MarcoBoneMan 3 года назад
Charles Martel I would rather kill myself than eat that tuna
@michaelbenzinger8367
@michaelbenzinger8367 3 года назад
Selfrighteous Suicide i worked at subway a few years ago. Basically the tuna is some bagged tuna from the back mixed in with about a gallon of mayonnaise. It’s probably about 60% mayonnaise and 40% tuna. A lot of customers would get extra mayonnaise added on, making their sandwich about 70% mayo, 20% bread and 10% tuna. Tremendous.
@markscheifele8925
@markscheifele8925 3 года назад
Charles Martel poison
@devan1635
@devan1635 Год назад
This video plays in my head every time I think about eating subway 😂
@DiLa_6891
@DiLa_6891 3 месяца назад
They got turkey nice turkey real turkey lmfao 😂😂this is golden a lot of good one liners
@helmutwhynot8968
@helmutwhynot8968 5 лет назад
That "white gentile" impression kills me every time !!!
@Murkul3z
@Murkul3z 5 лет назад
Helmut Whynot same here. It’s so good.
@TrollHunterxXx
@TrollHunterxXx Месяц назад
It’s the greatest
@patrickdelaney5447
@patrickdelaney5447 5 лет назад
“As long as your in my house, you’ll do what I do, and believe what I believe. So butter your bacon....and bacon that sausage, boy” -Homer Simpson
@jackfox4216
@jackfox4216 5 лет назад
Patrick Delaney I just read that in joeys voice in my head lol
@michaelgilkerson1361
@michaelgilkerson1361 5 лет назад
Same here. Good shit.
@TheRoamingUplander
@TheRoamingUplander 5 лет назад
Amazing comment, legit said this out loud when I heard Joey say that
@abelink15
@abelink15 5 лет назад
My heart hurts!
@alexnoelle4202
@alexnoelle4202 5 лет назад
That reference 😁
@PrinceTae
@PrinceTae 2 месяца назад
Joey has me CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭
@KZ_MMA_
@KZ_MMA_ 5 лет назад
I feel like Lee just trolls Joey at this point 😂
@Scanlan5
@Scanlan5 5 лет назад
Kevin Zuniga I feel you, it’s kinda funny actually haha
@KZ_MMA_
@KZ_MMA_ 5 лет назад
JoelAmbrose it’s definitely hilarious how he gets him riled up over dumb shit 😂
@DapimpBDSD
@DapimpBDSD 5 лет назад
I do the same thing to an old lady I work with. All night (we work 3rd shift) I just keep naming random news headlines and look for her to react to one and then continue to contradict her opinion.
@thagreatfrank3071
@thagreatfrank3071 5 лет назад
Nah if you actually know to read people then you can actually tell that he's being completely authentic!! 7
@VintageNarwhal
@VintageNarwhal 5 лет назад
ThaGreaT FranK glad someone else noticed
@m3kanik6
@m3kanik6 2 года назад
“It’s a beautiful fuckin sandwich” i used to eat subway and then i found jersey mikes. It was next door to a dojo. I started eating Jersey mikes, sitting in my car, and watching jujitsu training. Doing jujitsu now. Jersey mikes changed my life!!
@Azrael69605
@Azrael69605 2 года назад
Inspirational story fr
@Saku19
@Saku19 2 года назад
That's a good story, haha.
@JB-sv5pr
@JB-sv5pr Год назад
Now go to Boston an go to any Greek or Italian hole in the way an order a sub Or go north shore and get a 3way beef I miss the subs jersy mikes is decent rep but the real deal is the hole in the wall
@El_BeIIota
@El_BeIIota Год назад
Bruh who calls jiu jitsu schools a dojo
@channeldeleted2946
@channeldeleted2946 Год назад
“There’s a jersey mikes around the cornah..!” Lol Joey is classic
@Hungryhipoe
@Hungryhipoe Год назад
Oh man I really miss this!
@sergioestrada7459
@sergioestrada7459 4 года назад
Uncle Joey for Jersey Mike's pitchman. "You're a Jersey Mike's guy now"
@upintheairstudio
@upintheairstudio 3 года назад
Best pitchman ever.
@Snipey1904
@Snipey1904 4 года назад
8:10 “She doesn’t like steak” Joeys reaction 😂
@dulagaferhatovic1426
@dulagaferhatovic1426 3 года назад
😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😃😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@deeznuts3935
@deeznuts3935 2 года назад
0-100😂😂😂😂
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад
exactly. 100% true
@MrBrowneyedBeast
@MrBrowneyedBeast Год назад
lmaooo
@Chillerveli
@Chillerveli Год назад
If this isn't how you answer you're half a man
@77nano777
@77nano777 2 месяца назад
I thought this was going to be a compilation of several times Joey Diaz ranted about subway, but it was an entire 11 almost 12 minutes of Joey Ranting non stop lmaoo
@anthonycassidy1124
@anthonycassidy1124 2 года назад
I’m in tears 😭
@LunarVamp
@LunarVamp 5 лет назад
A good ol ball busting on a Monday 😂
@elchonpirasjowi3010
@elchonpirasjowi3010 5 лет назад
Therapy
@mcpheonixx
@mcpheonixx 5 лет назад
No week goes well without a good ball busting first thing Monday morning lol!
@sean4332
@sean4332 5 лет назад
LMFAOO Joey called "being redundant" a "double colostopy" hahahahaha
@publicplans5696
@publicplans5696 4 года назад
it’s pretty close to double entendres
@kendrickkipikas5458
@kendrickkipikas5458 4 года назад
I was with him until he said bacon doesn't belong on a cheeseburger
@MLHMODZ
@MLHMODZ 3 года назад
@@kendrickkipikas5458 it doesn’t. All you taste is the bacon.
@KyleC11
@KyleC11 2 года назад
He was tryna say double entendre
@PyroFalcon
@PyroFalcon Год назад
Pure gold!
@itzajdmting
@itzajdmting 2 года назад
Joey is a national treasure.
@chantezlebas
@chantezlebas 5 лет назад
Mick to Lee: "People are looking at you for leadership" LMAO
@Devizze1
@Devizze1 5 лет назад
“When you go to Boston do you see avocado on a sandwich NO then why do you do it” “Cause were in California”😂😂
@MichaelP-ke1tm
@MichaelP-ke1tm 5 лет назад
But then Joey says "You're not in the East coast, why are you riding a train" lmao even though he wants him to eat like he's from the East Coast.
@toetoegan8999
@toetoegan8999 4 года назад
Nice nose, shekelstein
@s3hunna
@s3hunna Год назад
4 minutes in and I feel like I’ve been watching for 10🤣 I hope he rants the rest of the video
@windmill-ze8rj
@windmill-ze8rj 11 месяцев назад
this clip changed my life
@matthewbourgeois9648
@matthewbourgeois9648 4 года назад
Italian guys talk about sandwiches with a different passion than other people
@RichieD_21
@RichieD_21 4 года назад
None of them are italian...
@209zombiekilla4
@209zombiekilla4 4 года назад
Only he’s Cuban
@matthewbourgeois9648
@matthewbourgeois9648 4 года назад
Yeah but he grew up in Jersey. That's Italian enough for me
@sewagedump
@sewagedump 4 года назад
@@matthewbourgeois9648 lmao
@lordlightskin4200
@lordlightskin4200 4 года назад
@RU-vid User this. I had an accent to these southerners appearently but didn't realize
@od94st
@od94st 3 года назад
Its hilarious how lee had an answer for joey on almost everything and joey goes crazy lmaoooooo great chemistry
@rickypower2903
@rickypower2903 2 месяца назад
Might have to go to jersey mikes today
@williamscott7285
@williamscott7285 2 года назад
The GOAT of story telling no one funnier
@ShadyStephen
@ShadyStephen 5 лет назад
Joey Diaz sounds exactly like the male version of Marge on the Simpson’s... holy
@buickryan88
@buickryan88 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂 he does tho
@jamesl6049
@jamesl6049 4 года назад
Lol true but I hate marges voice but love joeys
@thisgame2
@thisgame2 4 года назад
once you read this comment theres no going back, fuck you , your a genius
@urbanwarrior3470
@urbanwarrior3470 4 года назад
Marge's sister...?
@RealKisht
@RealKisht 5 лет назад
Joey has a problem with bacon on hamburgers because you'll need a "double colonoscopy", but then says he dips bacon in butter.....lol what a guy.
@loreaver3882
@loreaver3882 5 лет назад
Lmao
@beetay2732
@beetay2732 5 лет назад
He is the true Master Hippocrate
5 лет назад
Maybe he is in character?
@sockyninja112
@sockyninja112 5 лет назад
Dont question joey
@pizzagateisreal
@pizzagateisreal 5 лет назад
Hello fellow detractor, give me yah mahney
@TheRogueMonk
@TheRogueMonk 3 месяца назад
i feel joey is giving heavy life advices ehre man.. its deep its love man pure love
@lilbuzzyx1130
@lilbuzzyx1130 Месяц назад
Joey talking about food never fails to make me hungry
@hbkryme
@hbkryme 4 года назад
Anytime I see someone coming out of Subway: "...why do you hate America?"
@black_iraq_warveteran150
@black_iraq_warveteran150 4 года назад
Lmao stop it 🤣🤣
@marv5078
@marv5078 3 года назад
Haha
@Emir3000
@Emir3000 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@mathew_maldonado
@mathew_maldonado 3 года назад
Whats the name of your Al Qaeda cell?
@DannySullivanMusic
@DannySullivanMusic 2 года назад
wow lol
@chillymike
@chillymike 5 лет назад
As a subway employee, I agree. Our food is shit
@BoringGamesCo
@BoringGamesCo 4 года назад
"sandwich artist"
@jorgepadilla9945
@jorgepadilla9945 4 года назад
its not meant to be good..
@supergbonin
@supergbonin 4 года назад
c baxwar LOOOOL. I saw that sign at a subway last week and i was so confused
@gammawave1739
@gammawave1739 4 года назад
Dude gimme all of it then i will eat it. That shit is delicious but sometimes the bread is harder than my dick on christmas day in 20degree weather at 420 oclock in the mornin
@tonyjenkins272
@tonyjenkins272 4 года назад
Chilly Mike Give ya the shits 💯
@andrewdeans6714
@andrewdeans6714 Год назад
Lol 🤣 will go down in history as a classic rant
@yooyo8303
@yooyo8303 Год назад
“No more bacon on burgers” Joey really sounded mad saying that😂😂
@914southside
@914southside 2 года назад
The way Joey mimics how lee talks is hilarious 😂😂😂
@colincrume5451
@colincrume5451 5 лет назад
Joey "double colostopy" Diaz, that shit had me dieing laughing. 😂🤣😂🤣
@bigw725
@bigw725 5 лет назад
Colin Crume wow, I actually read “double colostopy” in your comment a t the exact moment he said it. Water the odds.
@kathleendestefano5577
@kathleendestefano5577 Год назад
From Boston here ❤️
@ERogerCoswell82
@ERogerCoswell82 4 месяца назад
I fuckin love you Joey Diaz. You restore my hope in humanity... Lol.
@reynaarellano7981
@reynaarellano7981 5 лет назад
I think that joey doesnt want lee getting walked all over by his girl so hes trying to teach him to be assertive with things that he wants particularly with the ruth chris scenario.
@Jabbsole
@Jabbsole 4 года назад
TUME 1 hate to see it. Smh
@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 4 года назад
@TUME 1 Does anyone know what she looks like? Lee doesn't show her in social media?
@jlee5490
@jlee5490 4 года назад
It's interesting cause Lee ended up breaking up with his gf down the line. Just the way he bends over backwards for what she wants.. ahh I've been there and he needs to find his balls.
@wilddoge8300
@wilddoge8300 4 года назад
Joshua Lee oh shit I never knew that, did lee talk about it on the podcast?
@HazeAroundtheWorld
@HazeAroundtheWorld 4 года назад
@TUME 1 Yeah, that's totally not something an asshole would say
@Steelsl54
@Steelsl54 5 лет назад
Who eats cheddar cheese on a sandwich? .....Most ppl, im crying
@michaelflood2622
@michaelflood2622 5 лет назад
Every English man
@LAWLTUBES666
@LAWLTUBES666 5 лет назад
thats so fucking creepy he just said it as i found your comment
@teejay3698
@teejay3698 5 лет назад
@@LAWLTUBES666 what's creepy is he thinks most ppl do that lol
@acinoralas9107
@acinoralas9107 5 лет назад
Grilled cheese only brah
@KZ_MMA_
@KZ_MMA_ 5 лет назад
Lee’s little quips after Jory’s rants are hilarious lmao
@chrisdeets8202
@chrisdeets8202 Год назад
This should be the next Jersey Mike’s commercial. Opens with Joey discovering Danny at a subway. Lol
@chriscooper3384
@chriscooper3384 4 года назад
Message to Martin Scorsese: Now De Niro and Pacino are retiring please cast Joey Diaz in a top Mobster role - he is a natural and the dialogue comes ready written...
@ChekeredFreak
@ChekeredFreak 2 года назад
Over a year later your calls were heard by David Chase.
@2stfilms492
@2stfilms492 2 года назад
@@ChekeredFreak then he fumbled the bag
@matthewfox1561
@matthewfox1561 2 месяца назад
What happens​@@2stfilms492
@mattpen7966
@mattpen7966 2 года назад
actually good advice
@user-gn7qr3pd9n
@user-gn7qr3pd9n 11 месяцев назад
I love how this isn’t the first time they’ve had this conversation.
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