I don't think Charlie can beat Jojo simply because of circumstance. First, Charlie is trapped by his thinking. He wants his bad dance move to still resemble dance, when Jojo is a dancer by profession. She can do anything and her marketing team will call it a dance move. Charlie is an actor (starring role in Hunger Games). Second, Jojo has a solid childhood of pure dance trauma fuelling her and you can really see it in that frantic, grotesquely uncomfortable move. It's like she's reliving every ridiculous evil thing Abbey Lee Miller said to her in a whirlwind of parallel memories and that's why she looks like she's fighting. I believe in Charlie's dedication and skill, but he's trying to beat a shark at swimming here.
The atrocious jojo siwa montage constantly running in the background is absolutely the best part of this video, besides Charlie hitting the life alert shuffle of course
actually she has a speech impairment. shes a horrible person and deserves that insult- but other people with speech impairments dont deserve to have people say that it sounds like theyve been concussed.
I’m actually a very very casual critikal watcher so I had never seen the “where’s my hug at” before. When he hit it I laughed so hard for a good 5 seconds, that was so insane. The name does like 80% of the work
She shouldn't be allowed to even copyright strike anyone ever again because the very song that dance was from was basically a cover of another song tried to pass off as something she came up with
Here i am, at the table, drunk at 4AM, eating taquitos, and I've been watching jojo seize up for the past 10 minutes and vaguely listening to charlie. How did i get here?
I was led to believe that lesbians don’t have penis envy, but this aggressive masturbation (stoke) flagellation makes me think that’s not always the case
the way she does that dance make it seem like she accidentally gripped a power line and her whole body is convulsing from the strong electrical current that is frying her body from the hand down
It is well known that when creating art, the real purpose of learning the rules is to break them better than anyone before you. Siwa had an advantage by being professionally trained. No one with less experience could have ever imagined such a thing.
Specifically, you're referring to SCP-3688. "A set of kinetoglyphs that, when performed in sequence and with a sufficient degree of accuracy, causes the performer to become functionally invincible for the duration." In fact, this SCP is so powerful that, if five people were perfectly synchronised and performing SCP-3688, they could destroy anything in the space between them! If you're interested to read about this SCP, please look it up!
The idea of doing self-aware bad dance moves is unironically a genius idea for someone like me who sucks at dancing, gets extremely anxious when attempting to dance, but tries to be funny. Thank you Charles for this amazing concept
without copying we can still take notes some key factors: 1. the juxtaposition of movements, her arm and her head are going crazy while the rest of her body is completely still. 2. how indescribable the dance is, the “where my hug at” while terrible is at least describable in human terms. You may genuinely need to venture out into space and find aliens that move weird to get an idea of what JoJo Siwa is doing in the dance. now I am genuinely in belief that this may be perfectly terrible and unbeatable, but I believe in you, Charlie.
@Jay13340 Oh I think she does. She was on dancing with the stars and she's a fantastic dancer. That means that the karma dance was a choice. She thinks it looks cool.
"Hey man, she's a proffesional dancer" "I know, that's how she came up with this" "She took everything she knew from dancing......... and threw it out of the window"
I love how serious He is about this, every other video he has more energy and cracking jokes left and right but you can tell hes seriously upset she could make something that bad before he did
Seeing Charlie spread his arms as if to simultaneously beat me and hug me, and then dropping into a stance not dissimilar from a charging silverback gorilla was... an experience. He failed his mission though, I didn't immediately puke.
I am so so sorry. I lost my little girl last week and there is nothing to do but grieve . My little one is buried in my garden surrounded by blackberries and lilacs with a new rose bush planted for her. Give your doggy a big kiss on the face from me ❤
give puppy a kiss for me, pets are family, they care and love for us unconditionally and I’m sure you have provided a wonderful happy fun-filled life, remember that. much love
Dang man. That's terrible. I just lost my pup after 13 yrs to organ failure. He have his life to make us Happy and succeeded every day. We're grateful for all his love. We had to put him down to stop the suffering. I LL always love our Sampson. I truly wish you strength and swift comfort each day. Pup pup will rest.
Not sure if it’s cause I frequent hardcore shows, but her dance move would fucking shred in the pit. The fact that she’s risking injury too makes it even more gnarly. I love it.
funny thing is she is actually a villain she made kids cry for a show of hers about dancing and for the views it's why people think her rebrand is a distraction from an actual issue
We had to go to a pep rally in school just to watch a student ham boning no joke. For someone the school was really proud of the student and thought they were very talented. She may have also won some competition. They announced her and she did a really long ham boning routine and that was pretty much it.
This Jojo dance has my stomach in shambles I caught a cramp laughing at her dance. She looks like my local crackhead at the cornerstone dancing for change 😂
@@eulalawrence1222a popular kid creator who went from kiddy songs like “Boomerang” to “Karma’s a B!t$h” out of nowhere and everyone is just finding it cringe
My best suggestion for bad dancing is what I used to do as a social outcast.... transform your martial arts routine in to a dance but make it take up so much space that you have a 3 foot danger radius.
Imagine having an ego so big that you have a car covered with your face, a shirt with your face on it only to have the dance moves of an epileptic kid high on sugar exposed to strobe lights
Ive done something like fhis and I put baking paper under the pumpkin and used it to lift the pumpkin off the baking tray also I roasted the pumpkin separately and crisped the pumpkin skin with olive oil (and a bit if tumeric to help keep the color) before putting the soup inside. I make a pumpkin soup similar to this but with coconut milk instead since im allergic to milk and i also add olive oil and white pepper and a bit if cardamom and curry to it.
