Love Is Blind: The Dumbest Dating Show Of All Time 

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Ah yes, the worst red flag, being emotionally available

“You can’t marry a man you just met.” -Elsa

Jessica actually got a really bad edit. She wanted to leave the show but the producers pressured her to stay with Mark, who HAD A GIRLFRIEND IRL THE ENTIRE TIME!!!!!!! Mark was always leaving their apartment to go be with his actual girlfriend. He and Jessica had an off-camera deal that they would stick it out for the show and then both say no at the altar, but Mark threw Jessica under the bus by saying yes. Then after the show ended, Mark dated LC and she found out from twitter that he was cheating on her and had gotten the other woman pregnant. Mark was secretly the villain all along!

Wow, Jessica’s obsession with Barnett is creepy af.

Jessica probably has throw pillows on her white couch that say "It's wine-o-clock" and "It's 5 pm somewhere"

“People focus too much on looks and thats whats wrong with people nowadays” *only picks conventionally attractive thin/muscular people*

love jarvis revealing that he’s filming in front of a live studio audience like halfway trough the video

Okay but like Cameron and Lauren are still together and are the cutest thing ever

Going on this show makes it more likely you will get married to a conventionally attractive person because that’s the only type of people on the show

Barnett literally said that he would rather go out with the girls AND the boys before Jessica. He don like you girl.

petition to make a “love is blind: scientific method edition” where they have a proper hypothesis and control group and all the scientific method jazz, and it’s hosted by john mulaney and nick kroll.

Why does no one talk about how they just call him a scientist? Like no specific field? What?

I feel Jessica is that "being single is in fashion" wine woman who's more toxic than Chernobyl's air

80% of the guys in the show look the same and it got hard to keep track of who was who

Finding out Mark hooking up with other girls during the show, as well as cheated on LC after the show, was such a shock. The shows him a such a nice guy

- Mark was cheating on Jessica during their time in the apartments before the weddings, which she didn't know about until later. (After the show, he dated LC and cheated on her - both she and the other woman got covid, allegedly from him). Jessica asked to leave the show early, but the producers wouldn't let her. She tried to break up with him multiple times on-screen, and he kept telling her that she was making up that there were problems, that if she just tried harder then she'd be attracted to him and in love with him. - Mark and Jessica agreed to say no at the altar before the wedding - Mark said yes, and you can see Jessica's frustration with him. Plus, he crossed, ignored or didn't bother to check her boundaries multiple times. Jessica did some really shitty things on the show - let's not pretend Mark is better. He's worse. - Barnett is the source of the drama - he led Amber, LC, and Jessica on for as long as he could. He DID imply that he wanted to propose to Jessica. It's reasonable that, in her desperation for love and approval, she didn't analyze the exact words he used. His intent was clear - to tell her he wanted to marry her, without mentioning that he also wanted to marry 2 other women.

Jessica was literally choosing Mark because Barnett rejected her, and she fed her dog wine the woman is crazy

I'm hollering Barnett literally says he's willing to switch teams and date guys before he's proposes to her. "If there were no other girls, and no other guys, I'd marry you tomorrow." Like how did she NOT see this as an insult??

"The year is 2040, then two trains are approaching each other, one from Chicago and one from New York. Our kid is 15, your parents are 100, how many apples do I have in my pocket" This is exactly every one of their fights

As a person with a lifelong physical disability I think that they should have a disabled man or woman on the show and then see how quickly people don't care about physical appearance

after making reference to my "furbabies" my coworker referred to his own children as "skinbabies" before immediately retracting

Amber threatening Jessica while caressing her cheek like a sister is a straight up super-villain mood XD savage lmao

Came out as bisexual today and just needed to hear "essentially came out as bisexual in a moment of vulnerability that I find quite brave"

It’s been a year and I still lose it to “Jessica is if a spilled wine glass was a person”

"I'm obviously nick lachey" bruh I have no idea who you are

What annoys me is that the phrase "love is blind" doesn't mean that you don't care if your partner is beautiful or ugly, but rather that when you're in love, you're blind to the faults of your partner. Smh

dont feel bad for mark, theyre both awful... Jessica led him on but he was actually cheating her for the entirety of the show while low-key playing the victim and let people demonize her on the internet

Spoilery update from the new episodes: - Barnett sold his house to pay off Amber's student loan and they now live in a shitty apartment with a roommate and are broke. This causes tension because Amber wants kids and Barnett wants to be able to buy another house first. Also Amber forbids him to have any contact with Jessica whatsoever. - Jessica has a new boyfriend, seems sober and generally a pretty decent person after all. She even got over Barnett. - Mark turned out to be a douche, because he had a thing with LC after the show without telling her about his pregnant girlfriend. - Cameron and Lauren are still happily married and thinking about kids. - Damon and Giannina still have an on/off relationship where Giannina is desperately waiting for another proposal while Damon is hitting it off with Francesca from Too Hot To Handle.

The host : this concept hasn't been done ever. Millions of Indians doing arranged marriage : hold my engagement ring !

love the fact that there’s actually a show in Germany that’s even worse lmao, the couples get married immediately, like they get to see and talk to each other at the altar for the first time,,,,the couples are matched by “dating scientists”, too? the candidates have literally no say in who they are going to marry-

“The show only gives the contestants 10 days to get engaged” Lesbians: HOLD MY NOVELTY EARRINGS

I met Barnett when he came to the strip club I work at. He spent the whole night acting like he was too good to be there, and called me fat. I weigh 110 pounds.

I got caught really off guard when a bunch of other people laughed off camera at one of his jokes. Are there just people sitting there watching him talk to a camera by himself?

Are we not going to mention that Jessica was literally drunk the WHOLE time

Mark was actually really horrible to Jessica, it just wasn’t shown on the show. He was apparently seeing multiple girls at the time.

amber gently petting jessica's hair while threatening her is amazing

"Clearly these are our marriage experts." I mean, yeah, Obviously Nick Lachey is so good at it he did it twice

It's easy to say "love is blind" when they are all at least somewhat attractive.

“The scientific method is quaking” absolutely SENT ME

"our kids is 13, your parents are 100, how many apples do i have in my pocket?" absolutely killed me

Love is Blind: this is the first time this has ever been done!!! Blind People: ⚫️👄⚫️

"There is no control group???" "Where are your independent and dependent variables??" "If you hypothesise..." jarvis you absolute nerd

i love how they think nowadays people care too much about physical appearance, but like, didn’t people also only care about physical appearance in the 1700s too?

Sorry to say this, but for better or worse, furbaby is already a thing.

They should make a sequel called Divorce is Blind.

8:25 "Mark is very emotionally available, to me it's a bit of a red flag" Holy Shit I almost spit out my coffee in Starbucks here. Wtf this was amazing

not dating someone you really like because of their height is honestly the lamest thing

0:15 “my heart is, like, beating” Pretty sure it should always do that

Are we not going to talk about how Jess literally gave her dog red wine

I dont know why but "I'm obviously nick lachey" makes me laugh so much

Yeah you really need an entire show to figure out if people can fall in love without the factor of physical attraction. It’s not like there’s an entire sexuality who don’t experience physical attraction and still have relationships

I felt bad for Mark too I watched this this year for the first time then I found out not only was he cheating on Jessica(allegedly) with women he met at work but he also dated LC(the other girl the frat boy couldnt decide between for a while) after filming of the show and he cheated on her with someone else too(allegedly i dont know if they will sue over a comment but im covering my butt here). Mark was portrayed as a good guy but if that's true he isn't at all and Jessica's outbursts towards him make a bit more sense if she suspected it at the time although she was 100% a mess the entire time and wasn't entirely in the right at any point.

Is nobody going to talk about how Jessica also, on top of everything adressed in the video, gave a dog wine on National Television? That's not safe for a dog to have...

So Jessica tried to decide who she’d spend the rest of her life with while she was drunk the whole time? Oh my

theres a german dating show that i find wayyy more interesting than this one: people send in theirdna and some scientists test it to find the supposedly scientifically perfect match and they actually start with the wedding, they meet at the altat and then we see how it goes

Jessica is immature for sure, but I have some empathy for her situation. I dated a guy for over a year when I wasn’t physically attracted to him. Every time I tried to talk to him about it, he would gaslight me or swear that with enough time I would become attracted to him. He had been my close friend for years, and out of guilt and manipulation I stayed in a relationship that was toxic and ultimately grew abusive. Mark seems just as immature and manipulative and in a way I can really feel for Jessica.

I hate how everytime nick speaks he says "I'm OBVIOUSLY Nick" like i'm sorry dude but i didnt know you were a global phenomenon damn!

"Love is blind" doesnt even have to do with not seeing; it's an idiom that means "When you are in love, you are blind to what the person you love is actually like". This show's premise is so stupid.

There’s no fucking way you found a “The Room” Love is Blind quote that relates to your joke about Mark that’s A1 research

"This wouldn't stand up to peer review. The scientific method is quaking" NEEDS to be a sound clip.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I was really hot and cold about Amber through the whole thing - until she threatened Jessica lol. The way she sat there calmly, gently stroking Jessica’s hair, looking her dead in the eyes and said “if you were to ever actively go after my husband... I would destroy your life” fucking killed me.

THANK YOU FOR BRINGING UP JESSICA AND BARNETT'S AGE DIFFERENCE THE ENTIRE TIME I WONDERED WHY THAT DIDN'T BOTHER HER BUT THE AGE GAP WITH MARK DID

im LIVING for Amber gently petting Jessica's face as she's like "if u go for my husband i will destroy you :)"

Ok but Cam and Lauren are freakin adorable. And still together two+ years later

Amber and Barnett's inevitable child custody battle is gonna be so nasty they end up on Dr Phil

Jarvis: I've been sick lately The internet: *Coronavirus*

Lol whenever I take my first sip of coffee, I quote Jessica and sigh and say "I needed that" just because being addicted to coffee is socially acceptable 👍

“Do you think people can have a healthy marriage after knowing each other for a week and thru a f*cking game show?” Me: 23:14

I think this "experiment" makes it less likely that you'd fall in love with someone you wouldn't typically consider physically attractive. Because if you meet a person, you don't find them physically attractive, and then you fall in love with their personality, you at the same time start to find their physical appearance beautiful. It's not like people who are with "ugly" people "look past" their appearance. No - they think they're beautiful, because they love them. But if you get to know someone like this, you don't get that chance for your brain to be like "hang on. that nose might be crooked, but it's really cute." or "wait a minute. i thought your smile was a bit off, but now it's my favourite thing about your face." That's one of the coolest things about humanity and human relationships, in my opinion. How we all (assuming we have our sight, but this can happen with voices, etc, too, but that's not as relevant to this show) can find someone unattractive, or average, but then we get to know them, and little by little, we're like "Oh my god, you're the most attractive person I've ever met wtf."

To quote Cody Ko “I’ve never seen my husband he’s a pen pal

If anyone ever said to me “I am your gift,” relationship over.

Jarvis’ laugh never fails to make me feel better. I was visiting my great grandmother today and she’s slowing down and is in hospice care and watching his videos made me happier

They looked at Married at First Sight and went ‘how can I make it worse?’ Obviously by adding Nick Lachey.

“I AM YOUR GIFT” cracked me up more than it should have

I have literally fallen for people over the internet without them ever having shown their face. love is blind aint shit smh 🙄🤚

2:35, that isn't true. In Denmark, we have this show too, just better. The first episode was from 2013 and it's called "Gift ved første blik", which translates to "Married at first glance".

Somehow, "I am obviously Nick Lachey," tells me all I needed to know about watching this show.

Carlton should honestly be ashamed of how he acted on this show

6:22 By the way, what he says here sounds more related to pansexuality, but I don't know what he actually identifies as, so idk. i just thought it would be important to clarify. 💓💛💙

1. Yes big age gaps are extremely bad, you'll never fully be on the same page and it's kinda creepy, but considering it's either 10 years with an emotionally stable, accepting man, or 7 years with a guy who's with someone else, and thinks of you as a last resort, I don't get her hold up! 2. Amber gives me big grade 8 me energy, where because they're deemed as unthreatening she's overaggressive to compensates, but she also has a hint of pick me girl in there! What a great recipe, obviously a completely healthy person who isn't changing themselves to meet an imaginary standard.

Not sure why everyone's been freaking out about Love is Blind when Married at First Sight has existed for years and on that they don't let the couples see each other until they're literally walking down the aisle

Honestly this show would've been so much interesting if the contestants were more diverse in terms of beauty. I don't recall seeing anyone with piercings, colored hair, tattoos or anyone plus size, Asian, Latin, etc. I find it hard to belive that some of the people would feel so intense about their couples if they were not so "conventional"

I got roped into watching this show during a bachelorette weekend last year, and the other two girls watching it with me (including the bride) took it incredibly seriously and even cried. I felt like I was in the twilight zone because I did not find one romantic thing about the premise at all. I started wondering if there was something wrong with me like I was some kind of unromantic curmudgeon, because I found it absurd and only absurd. Sometimes I like getting invested in trash reality TV, but I couldn't suspend my disbelief for even one second watching this. It's melodramatic but not in a fun way -- in an exhausting way.

we have a show in Australia called married at first sight and it's exactly like this 😂 with genuine fake psychologists who muse about the most obvious, surface-level emotions that the contestants display. it's so contrived it's amazing

Weird how everyone is conventionally attractive

8:32 did she... did she just give wine to a dog??

i love how the show is trying to answer the question of whether “love is blind” or not, but then never explain what that question even means

"The Scientific Method is quaking" I CAN'T-

Why don't we test this show with a Danny Devito looking guy.

WHY DOES NO ONE MENTION THAT GIANNA TALKS LIKE THE VILLIAN GIVING UP THEIR MOTIVES AND EXPLAINING WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN💀

I love how almost every cut after joke shows just a frame or so of Jarvis laughing at his own joke.

"We have a furbaby" Jarvis: "Uhhhmm nO"

"He seems very emotionally available. And to me, that's a red flag." The living embodiment of society standards for men.

You’d think that by 34 a woman wouldn’t be naive enough to say things like “i will never form another connection like this”. She makes it seem as if the maturity gap is a factor when in reality she portrays herself to be as mature as a 16 year old girl in her first relationship.

This show couldn't be gay because honestly we have no qualms getting engaged after ten days

Ngl Damian wearing the bow is actually really sweet.

I mean the fact that they're all conventionally attractive makes everything irrelevant... Although that's not important since the premise is just terrible

I can’t- the pods are what my old high school called the classrooms that were basically just big empty hallways that led to other classrooms. They were like overflow classrooms, and I HATED THEM

I love how he claims this has never been done before but I swear I watched a show exactly like this several years ago. It was about matching people through different things (interests etc) and then getting them married without ever seeing each other. Can’t remember what the show was called.