Pogacar GRILLS Vingegaard on Galibier 

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I wish for the day that our beloved Dane rides the Giro- and when he coasts into Rome to receive his undoubted accolades , we can rename him Mark Anchovy

Today wasn't a Dane... but in 1996 YES! Because Always is a Dane dudes. Support us for creating merchandising of the channel friends!

Alien - check Danish Anchovie - check Doped hipster Vaughters - check Tramadolito - check

Anchovies’ motor visma bike not working today 😂

"A bbq financed with Arab money" That's gold... Gold!

There's something creepy and off-putting to see Dracula Gianetti kissing and embracing Poggy at the finish...and I mean that in the most complimentary way.

And i forget, thank you for all the work, the research and to be so funn at the same time.

Pogacar for the triple crown plz

Start f’ing working! 😂

Let's get it straight: Vingo broke every bone in his body that is prone to breaking. He was in intensive care. And after just few months he is the ONLY one who can answer to 920% clean Pogi attack? No one else could. Vingo did it. Doesn't this look a little bit fishy? Nah, I am not saying he's doped to the gills. Nope. It's just Danish magic. They're after all a happiest nation on Earth. Happiness cures and heals.

I know this stage was all about the GC, but Cav looks like a husk this year lol; these last few stages have been tough to watch him "race". You don't need 35 wins for everyone to acknowledge your achievements, 34 was already an insane feat. This is kind of embarrassing for the Astana squad, imo.

So much more entertaining than the rouge laterne.

This recap is pure gold.

EPIC Storytelling 🤣🤣😂😂

Anchovy expected to be 2 minutes behind by now but hes only 50 seconds behind the Slovalien, he looked confident like a seagull following a trawler, its not because of the fish! oh no its all about cleaning and being clean

They are all polypharmacomaniacs...

Nothing about that looked real when Pogacar flew over the summit of the Galibier like it was flat, and I have been watching the Tour De France ride over the Galibier for 40 years. He reportedly according to his Strava was riding 38K/hr at the summit. It was a new record by 2 minutes into a headwind over the last 8.51 km, 6.88 %, 585 m. If you think it is real, then you also still believe in Santa Claus.

When Pogi does his training on the planet Vulcan, it covers all the bases. The atmosphere is thinner and temperature much hotter. Wonder which doctor did the surgery on the alien Pogi ears.

Very funny. Well done. “Start fucking working…” Classic. Who cares about the alien and the anchovy-Almedia and Ayuso are pure entertainment.

Greg Henderson nearly got his chance to hold up the race due to the fire in the town, he must of been grinding his teeth to hear it had been put out and the winds where not carrying the smoke towards the peleton, oh how he must rue his chance not to get involved and encourage a rider protest on the fact disc brakes are useless in smokey conditions

The gross amount of enriched uranium in the alien's L testicle today was abs otherworldly--poor air-fried anchovy--our beloved bipedal ichthyological wonder

Pogacar descended like “Tristo kosmatih medvedov”.

The whole UAE team are doped, that mush is clear.

The Slovalien won, but Juanito doesn't seem to be taking too kindly to playing second fiddle.

Pogacar did 20:48 up the mountain, beating Quintana's record by 1:33 (in a headwind) 😳

"Multitool Pidcock" fantastic

Great video from the stage this time, best highlights online :-)

Sweating like a 20 year old boy in front of Jennifer Lopez!🤣

The thumbnail is killer 😂

Hello,I would like to taste that "miraclous" chocolate.great script by the way,had another great laugh😂 keep posting true and funny videos. Hilarious,appreciated...greetings from" a big fan of the channel and no I'm not Bjarne Riis " Belgium 😊

Very funny! Some fantastic one liners in this one

Still the third week (visma hope for a miraculous recovery for him and his team), nothing is over. And for the beauty of the sport (or the nightmare) if he win the tour de france 3 years in a row the anchovy will be crown in denmark the king of anchovy for the miracle, miracle, miracle performance since 3 years. If the alien win i don't know if slovenian people will call him the king of the alien or the king of grill the dane fish. it's still a mystery to me.

Kwality thumbnail! Kwality video! Awesome.

A couple legendary jokes there. 😄

Can’t believe how old the friend of the channel looked in 1996. He looks like he’s 55😂

The Aliens Show

another bread and butter ride by yours truly tadej

Wow, a cavendish record win from nowhere on the menu

I knew that "first solo victory" fact sounded familiar. And turns it that it is because I heard it last year. Pogacar won solo on Cauteret on stage 6 after dropping Vingegaard 3 km from the finish.

VIVA POGACAR !! Viva Le Toure De France!

hey cycling highlights, who won the bike?, for the celebrity channel? i never saw an update?

"Dracula Gianetti"... well said, you know. It really does lead to that. Every time I see him at the end of the stage, it reminds me that something is not right in cycling. These guys, like Gianetti, Infantino... they belong in a movie like Reservoir Dogs. Still, that's the best-case scenario because they would be more fitting in those horror movies from before WW II. With the way they look, if you have a bit of an eye, you simply can't trust them.

I can't help but feel that there's something fishy about our little herring botherer pal, Vingegaard...

We might have to see vingegaard risking things later this tour.

I think Jonas really missed Sepp today.

I donno how he gets away with some of the things he says , I guess because some of it might be true so ,no one says anything...

And seriously i was thinking vingegaard will loose way more time that that with what happened to him the last months. I was thinking he will loose at least 2, 3 minuts today.

dang he made the fish monger look like a DOPED on the galibier!

Dopi Pogi friend of the channel

Can someone explain this : How Vingegaard resurected can keep up with Pogacar ? I mean , last year Pogy had a crash in Bastogne Liege and missed a good training before the Tour and he was humiliated by a superman danish ! And now , not again , Jonas is fresh like nothing happened and has the guts to take on Pogy ?!? Say what ? After several broken ribs and a perforated lung and a quite long time in intensive care ... Jonas is equal or ... better than Pogy , like Jonas said in an interview when he said : our time will come ?!? What is this ? It seems that visma is done something miraculos ! They discover THE CURE of all ! Maybe they can cure cancer or some very bad diseases ! After that smelly tour , last year , when Vingegaard crushed all like bugs , we see what ?!? Not again !!! Please ! Nobody saw that Netflix movie : THe Tour Unchained ? Especially the 12-th episode : Domination . When all the media was stuned by the performance of Vingegaard in the TT and there were rising questions about the druid potion for Asterix and Obelix . I mean , everyone on Galibier , the riders with normal health without recent crashes or health problems couldn't keep up with UAE , but Jonas could !?!?! God help us all ! Maybe there is a way to a good cycling : why not the legalization of doping .How about that ? Escape who can . Or, The fool falls apart by himself ! Isn't this interesting ?

Wasted opportunity for the Slovenian Alien

would it help to conceive at altitude? Could my childto be a martian on the bike

These are too funny😂😂🎉🎉

After this performance by Pogi, I’m guessing the remainder of the race will be boring, who can actually compete against him?

Destroyed............not even close. He didn't want to risk a crash. Settle down, my angry friend. LOL!

Jonas has to eat more of that fish oil to keep up I guess

Could you bring back music from last video? I like it more than this one. Also the second non silly music you used regulary is better

Pogi looked good all day....

doped Hipster i love it 🤣🤣🤣

Welcome these vids each morning like a ray of sun between the gloom. UAE could easily finish 1/2/3 a la Saunier all those years ago but that is not part of the tactic. Tadei's gimps must be on fantastic money to sacrifice their own grand tour dreams.

Is Riis REALLY a friend of the channel???? lol

Who will be able to stop Pogi crushing all pretenders? How many stages and jerseys will he win? Those are my only questions.

@cyclinghighlights -- when are you going to cover what REALLY happened with Cavendish and those non-Kenyans?

2:02 well, well, Pogacar defenders, what have we here?

Vingegaard is juicing like you wouldn't believe

dont worry our danish anchovi will be back kicking ass! he only lost time on the stage because hes lighter than pogi! going to be some ass kicked soon!

Losing 3kgs in 3 weeks isn't impossible naturally. Dosing up on dnp and doing it in a day or two would be more suss.

TDF 2023, someone uttered these words: "I'm Gone. I'm Dead" I wonder who that person was . . . 🤔🤨

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Well well well. Dopgacar pulled it off. The Anchovy, Vingedope, had nowhere to go. This isn’t the end for our beloved anchovy, however. Remmy Evenedope was also impressive. Shoutout to Tom Dopecock, who I think can still make top 10 GC. Tomorrow stage winner: I want to think Biniam Girdope doubles up; however, I imagine the win goes to Jasper Philipdope. May the best doper I mean MAN win.

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1 view per minute, bro fell off

Jonas will b back in the mountains,,while remco and roglic will fade,, Jonas has to stay close in the time, or Pogacar will walk the dog,, Jonas the he only hope to take on pogacar.

I think in the end it will be pogacar that sucks it.

how was his win on coll de romme not similar to this? altitude he went over two summits solo and descended into run in won by couple minutes? This was more impressive descent because thats where he made the gap as opposed to climb but that was smart to make jonas whos endurance should be lacking by comparison work for entire duration of climb and run in. Logical smart tactics and better execution. Remco if he continues to enjoy the process and starts to believe can compete for podium he should be in great shape after stage 7 ITT. Profile right up his alley. Ayuso stuff is serous bs hes racing for white jersey and podium that will come to a head. Bet he rides harder in ITT than any domestique duties props to joao thats portuguese fire vamos forcaaa bota lume !!!! : ) Music is funny lol hard to not to chuckle 🤘

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Yay pogo does drugs better!

Subscibe LOL Typo alert

Pogacar will win the tour and well deserved:)

Great victory...over a champion who is recovering from a massive injury 🩸