r/Idontworkherelady I Hit Your Employee, And He Bled On Me! FIRE HIM! 

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@@weee6888 poopoo

Its a natural response to karens if u bleed ur blood will boil and hit the karen

Rsalsh never replies guys

I guess if the blood comes out in chunks~

I'm with ya lad

I probably would block and tell her to leave, just to spite her. If she refuses, I ask the employees to call security

When you work in restaurants or retail, it happens a LOT. I’ve had customers grab me so hard they bruised me, then they act like I’m being horrible by telling them to unhand me. Some entitled people see retail and restaurant workers as little more than robots that exist solely to wait on them hand and foot. They don’t see employees as fellow humans, but as objects.

There is an IDon’tWorkHereLady in which the Karen DOES get slapped! It. Was. AWESOME!!!

I work in retail...old entitled dude tried throwing hands at me and threatening me over a can of biscuits--pre-quarantine. Still waiting on my reward cookie for NOT cold-cocking the a-hole. Retail work is a b*tch and a half.

As someone who works in hospital food service, I can agree too. Our food sucks lol

Oh, the bruises! You should have seen the bruises around my PICC line when I was in the hospital after my heart attack. Except in my case, the blood thinner is Brilinta instead of Heparin. (And the bruises on my chest next to the incision, the bruises on my belly where the drains were, and the bruises on my knees where they harvested the veins for the quadruple bypass).

Brenda Miranda Not all the food sucks , as someone who spent half of my life in there. The two hospitals I would transfer in between food was super super good. It was like a restaurant menu too, I always picked my comfort food which was grilled cheese and tomato soup and I just remember it melting in my mouth. Sometimes I crave the exact thing lol. I was in the ICU for suicidal overdoses and sometimes the food was the only thing that made me want to wake up. Psychiatric hospital food tho , was freaking horrible , absolutely disgusting

@@komiyama4344 I have to admit it's better than having a PEG tube straight into your stomach! www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/feeding-tube-placement#1 I wasn't conscious when mine was placed, but I was very much aware when it was removed! No fun at all! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TpaeFtmTpDg.html

My dad always goes in (asthma) and she (trans) always gets bruised up they do save her life but FOR FUCKS SAKE BE ACCURATE WITH THOSE NEEDLES

Bleeder Glare

Can confirm. It’s freaky as hell. Especially when you had no idea they could do that.

Yea, i saw that, so weird 😂

I could go the rest of my life without knowing that

We have very different opinions on the definition of "fun"...

If I saw that, I'd be very scared as an employer or employee, or even a rude Karen. That SCREAMS someone who is good at pressing charges and does it often enough to not have it be anything big

*pours cereal in a bowl with the imbedded straw* *I’ll see you in court*

Seal Man *realizes that in fact, he has no family and has been hallucinating for the past 5 years*

Seal Man he lived his last moments in a drunken haze, never getting to listen to his mother’s voice mail saying she still loves him

This story is sad but...touching

That's so sad.

@@ZimVader-0017 Alexa play despacito.

*quietly* alexa play Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley

as a British person, I get confused whenever I see the word Fall in this context, then I realise.

Lol

Yeah, that’s their female privilege: men would be arrested on the spot

One of my best friends worked retail for all of 3 months, he hated so much. He quit after his manager complied with a Karen's insane request to return a opened (but granted, unused) Xbox 360 because her precious angel didn't like the colour (it was a white gen 1 version). The Karen wanted to exchange it, at no extra cost, for the more expensive Elite version which was black and had better hardware because my friend had "deceived" her (surprise, he actually explained exactly what she was paying for and the colour of the console was on the box). The manager wrote him up, and tried to get him to agree to pay the difference out of his pay cheque (the difference was about £90, not much to many people, but to someone on minimum wage that's a fortune). My friend said to him "I don't get paid enough to take this [expletive]" took his work ID, tossed at his manager and walked out. Left the manager a man down on a Saturday (aside from big game release days, the busiest day of the week). He got a job working as a rubbish (U.S. garbage) collector for the council within a week. He loves it because no one complains at him for doing his job and he paid alot more than minimum wage for it. He say the only downside is his girlfriend doesn't let him anywhere near her untill he showers after a shift.

Somehow despite working at Kroger for 5 years, I haven’t encountered any.

Old guys are just as bad too.... I need a new job.

I worked at a target in the early 2000’s (graveyard) but during the holiday season I would work OT in the morning. (I met the nastiest customers at target) By Christmas time I would be in no eff’s given mode and return their “courtesy”, right after me being a dick I would clock out. As I was leaving I would sometimes see them complaining to a lead or manager.....they never would get my name because I would always wear a new employees badge that was left hanging for them between the employee lounge and lockers. Good times...... Lead: ma’am what was the issue? Karen: one of your employees called me a bitch. Lead: what really, I’m sorry for that, did you get his name by any chance, what does he look like? Karen. His badge said “kelly”, he was a tall fuck, bald and looks like he just got out of prison. Lead:??? Umm let.... Karen: what are you going to do about it you better fuckn fire him or I’m going to fuckn sue you and you’ll be homeless.... Lead: ma’am if you’re going to act like this I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave the store. Karen: fuck you!!!! I’m never coming back here again. I never got question on my next shift.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*hold up*

*OH MY GOD!!!*

@@yrahima78 I don't want to live on this planet anymore! Why?! Why are people like this?!

@@Nikita_Akashya no wonder people are trying t go to Mars

YALL FROM EARTH

Talk about a pink tax . . .

Honestly not surprised and incredibly tempted to do it right now. My mum loves sparkly pink shit- the tackier the better. She's the type of woman who wears animal patterned leggings. You'd.think this would be a joke but nah.she is serious. She insists they're 'beautiful' and 'bargains' She even got a pair of pink sparkly shoes for my nieces. Rip.

@@MaxWolfe17 Now I'm tempted too lol

Wow

Huh, I got one of those doohickies as a gift years ago. Never figured out how to use it, so I gave it away. You mean I could have made a bunch of money? Damn. On another note, my mother and her friends got extra money for college by painting clowns on plain white tshirts and selling them to tourists on the beach. Apparently clowns were the popular thing during the 80s.

Yes! It was such a pleasure to read; I couldn't stop smiling. "Refreshing" came to my mind too.

it’s hard to tell if it’s real or not, it’s a nice story overall

You should watch the stinky salami video.

Really? I thought there were too many metaphors. It was funny, but a bit tiring.

I'm wondering that, too!

Vandalism is a really good way to get blacklisted from almost anywhere

You break the one rule

Assaulting someone would probably get you 86ed pretty quick.

not that she did that.

@ZlizzyyZ 1885? There was certainly not legal slavery in the US in 1885. It was pretty much abolished in 1865.

Then maybe they should do their job and listen the first time around.

@@megakaren2160 GTFO troll

@ZlizzyyZ Yeah, slavery had ended by then. And slaves weren't employees. I'd say C for effort and F for execution.

Yet everyone and their moms including their own bosses, coworkers, strangers, etc. does treat them like complete shit. Absolutely ridiculous. This doesn’t just happen in retail but any customer service job, as a professional chef I know stuff like this happens to me a lot or even people being beyond rude telling me there’s no way I cooked the meal they’ve been raving about when they ask to meet the chef because of how impressed they were. People are just ignorant in general & when their uneducated in any way shape or form the ignorance skyrockets.

Shouda just lifted one of her goblins and told them to take it

Anti depressants? What store is she at? Those can only be gotten with a prescription.

Saphiria TheBlueDragonKnight it’s a very *sketchy* Walmart

@@caramel2568 Ah! Why am I not surprised?

Can someone please explain the whole 'Walmart' thing? I don't get it

Just another Karen womansplaining

Dude I work in retail and I honestly don’t think I would be able to stop myself from dropping to the floor laughing in that situation. I mean really, ‘break off the partnership’ my ass. That bitch was blatantly vandalizing store products and attempting to extort the staff for money she was not entitled to, in my opinion she could have charged for theft if she couldn’t prove that she bought that stuff before attaching the sparkly garbage to it. Some people really are just a special kind of stupid.😂

​@@ryansheffield5930 this woman is lucky she wasnt charged for anything if she wasnt because not only did she come back into the store after trying to do this again but several more times with a security guard at the door causing her to enter thru the emergency exit door which is a felony if not a real emergency (given a few exceptions of course like testing the system) but using the fire exit calls the local fire company, EMT/EMS and police for an emergency and when nothing is found, fines are issued to those that cuased the problem and possible arrest. i would not be surprised if someone was to find out who she was and see she would have a criminal record.

@@teacher555555 not only that, but she's lucky no one sued her for trademark infringement. Going around with a business card and using another companies reputation and store trademark yo drum up business for yourself without their permission is the definition of infringement. Add in the fraud and I'm very surprised none of yhe businesses did anything.

@@Mewse1203 well actually her saying that her clothes designs are seen in stores like those big department stores wouldnt be trademark infringment, but what is is that she took their clothes designs or the designs from the actual designers, bedazzled them, put them back on the shelves and then claimed them as her own designs putting her own price on them.

Eric Yoder yes thank you for example it, I don’t get why people don’t press charges

Lmao they need money. For lawyer and it’s such a drag

@@trueheroyt9127 You don't need a lawyer to press charges. Criminal acts are charged and prosecuted by the prosecutors office for your district and is paid for by tax dollars. You only need a lawyer for defense, not for prosecution.

*Human is made up of Human*

Meat

@@WhoRUTalkingAbout delicious human meat

@@merry.meth. r/cursedcomments

@@merry.meth. cannibalism

I pointed a loaded gun at him with my finger on the trigger, and he ran away, that’s assault.

“I shot a man and he fell on top of me and died, and that was assault now arrest this idiot!!!!!!!!!!”

Ferguson Police had a similar train of thought when they charged a guy for 4 counts of destroying government property by having the temerity to bleed on the police officers beating him into a pulp. www.npr.org/2014/09/12/348010247/in-ferguson-mo-before-michael-brown-there-was-henry-davis

Impossible

There will probably be Karen’s in the millennial and Gen Z generations when they get old enough, assholes exist everywhere

Andrew Martin ok I just witnessed this comment go from 19 to 20 likes without me liking it,I’ve never seen that before

@@SpiffanyWolfe Those are just called trump supporters. 🙄

@@nicklancesabortedchild55 Roasted!

*OP leveled up!* *OP learned the move "proof!"*

*OP evolved into a pro gamer*

Karen used call the police It's not effective Karen suffered heavy damage due to recoil

@@programmable_life No OP uses confusion on karen

@@sayadzaman4699 😂😂 karen hurts herself

As someone with bipolar disorder, I'm in agreement that it does sound like an episode.

@@DemonAngelSakina hope youre doing well, my mother has bipolar (I'm suspecting I have it as well but I'm too young to tell lol) so I just kinda understand. sending love ur way

@@avianhasnodignity Thanks. :) And I'm good. Take care

Anti mask Karen beats karen

Anti-vax Karen beats Karen.

nice profile pic

Be a politician

I mean, there's an Overseer Council that wants to keep SCP-006 to himself.

Karens are aliens confirmed

Veronica Wexel Nahhh aliens are better

Was that in a general hospital, or a specialized recovery facility? Hope you're well now

My friend had a broken leg too, he said the doc told him to eat lots of protein, means meat basically So wala, chicken or cow meat almost everyday lol

@@limiv5272 Specialized, but I got lucky on that front as it was the closest. I could have ended up at a much lesser one were the injuries not as severe. This was years ago, though. Rough recovery, but they put alot of heart into their work. I kinda hope they're treating today's victims as well as they treated me.

Pretty sure the car was crunchy after the accident

@@TKUA11 So were both my legs.

You are a misogynist. Use language properly or keep your bigotry to yourself.

@@philipbridler huh, what a strange accusation. Can you even read? 🧐

Hold my space bar

My question is which one is this DiCaprio?

@@andrewbounds leonardo de caprio

@@mismagnius I meant from which movie, there are several memes of him holding a drink from several movies

@@andrewbounds Considering most DiCaprio with a drink memes show him enjoying it, I'd say the answer is yes.

I hope you have a great day too!

reverse uno card lol have a great day to u °w°

Uno reverse card

Thanks, there isnt much to my day though, its like 9pm here

Mines been good, FBI is still trying to find me due to my warcrimes

Alternatively they stab you and yell that you tried to kill them

@@vesperlord4342 nono, she doesn't have a point

6 minutes for me

7 minutes late for me

Hīdftėmńø

Yay!

@No one cares read ur name

well then it's not that, she expected money.

@@anna8328 same basic idea, just an idiot that thinks the store is going to pay them for it. Droplifting demo CDs can be quite successful for promoting bands, better than fliers and posters, throwing out a couple of hundred demo discs more than doubled the turnout at live events when we tried it.

Karen: He threw blood at me! Security: Sir, please put your blood away.

@@PurpleLightsaberAlex lol

I’m too dumb for jail. I just confused myself never mind me.

In this case I DON'T want to catch em' all! lol

Wait. A wild Karen Appeared! Go, OP! Karen Used Grab! It’s Super Effective! OP used Blood loss! It’s Super Effective! The Wild Karen fainted!

Wat

I had 3 strokes and 2 seizures reading that

I thought the same thing.

That "mermaid farts" had me ROFLing

Quote from man stabbed "what are you gonna do stab me?"

I thought those were for people in general?

Thanks silent hill monster for saving us from Karen’s!

@@gokuxsephiroth4505 Dead Space monster, but your heart's in the right place. Or it will be in the right place, once the necromorph rips it out of you. Close enough.

it's hard to argue with his assessment c:

Actually, if every one of those 20 people comment first at the same time, they would all be first

Fun fact: People who are alive will die

fun fact I'm radioactive ☢

Fun fact: These type of comments are more annoying

Story 1: I don't work here, so I'm not gonna help my replacement make sense of my system. Story 2: I don't work here, so I'm not gonna help you find your fancy milk. And oh btw, I'm filing charges for assault. Story 3: You don't work here, so quit messing with the store's merchandise and trying to claim you get the sale for it. Does that help?

@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber thanks for the spoilers

@@andrade4630 No problem. :D (Not sure if you're being pissy about reading comments before watching video, or actually grateful for the summary.)