r/Idontworkherelady "YOU'RE FIRED!" "Lady, I quit months ago" 

If I was being stalked, I wouldn't, but this is funny.

@@jill37 Right, the whole stalker thing would make me reconsider leaving my room too...

I honestly thought that was what she was going to do after she said yes to coming in!

Fumei, she was BEING STALKED... no one who is being stalked by a potentially abusive ex is going to go in to their former place of employment and risk seeing said stalker...

@@Amy_The_unbearded although at that point they did say he had stopped showing up so maybe he had given up trying there so if she just went in and left right after he probably wouldn't have known until she was already gone. Still, better safe than sorry, if he was that crazy then I wouldn't put it past him that he had some way to track her that she didn't know about.

Sounds like he has a lot more game than he realizes, if he shows some confidence.

@@MelissiaBlackheart more confidence, less butt stuff

@@naverilllang well he could have some butt stuff.. though, just wrong timing.

@@MelissiaBlackheart I would not call that game, he didn't even successfully pick up his rental.

oh gesh, as soon as he started talking kinks, I freaking DIED laughing. I was just like "oh man I'm embarrassed for you, man." Not laughing at his mistake, I always laugh to relieve tension from embarrassing stuff. Big oof mate, you were actually doing decent until you mentioned butt stuff. Might have still gotten at least a phone number if you kept playing it cool. GG on him for owning his mistake though, I think most people would have gotten defensive or just noped out of the situation.

right? super nice and respectful, i felt so fucking bad for the dude hahaha

Sksksksk if that happened to me I would die

Imagine if they meet again not as a call girl but an actual date because if it was not for misunderstanding I think the would be good for each other

Who picks up hookers in a park in the middle of the afternoon? This seems like weird fantasy fiction story.

@@nobodyimportant5417 escort girls are expensive and you pay for them to spend a time with you, sometimes it include dates and shit not only sex, i thought that this was common knowledge

I think her head is full of gas.

I dOn'T WaNt fOoD i wAnT bErBeR!

Best made up sentence you've ever heard. Whole story is BS.

Best response you could give: Put on a german accent and say "Ok, I'll give you some fine gas"

I would like to imagine that she later went out to eat, saw the order slip said chips and flipped out about how she wanted fries.

As well you should

Corporate won't give a shit honestly. I'd try to publish it in social media

Complain to the police 🤣🤣

Makes me think of that poor girl who got murdered a few months ago at the Walgreens she worked at. It’s horrible how employers will brush off shit like that until an employee loses their life.

Fuck that, get a lawyer! They were MAJORLY violating the law!!! Get that payout!

I was going to say, I've been to some bumfuck nowhere gas stations in the US and have always pumped my own gas. I've only ever seen it in movies made 30+ years ago.

I know she’s so entitled I just now heard what he said after the post

I've seen maybe 2 gas stations like that in Missouri but both of them closed

Never had someone pump gas for me lol

The story seems really exaggerated or fake almost

same

"So how did you meet?" "He hired me!"🤭

​@@foremanhaste5464 *he thought he hired me*

I’m not British but being there I don’t know what that could mean. And being a foreigner, you think I would pick up on it sooner.

Oof, that does sound like a possibility. Poor guy.

That’s scummy as shit. I feel so bad lmao

That’s exactly what I thought! OP is lucky he wasn’t a more dangerous person

Oh dear. If it really DOES happen to be a mean prank on him, that's just HORRIBLE.

I was thinking the same thing.

My older brother found a better job as his old boss only called him in when it was busy (he's a chef) even when my brother had booked days off When he gave in his two week notice his old boss told him to go jump off a cliff Not long after my brother started where he works now he saw a couple of people he used to work with who told him that not long after he left 6 more people left that month as they couldn't take how the boss was treating everyone

Considering how stupid the manager was, I wouldn't be surprised if the manager had interfered with the process.

Definitely not helping how the world views Americans.

That's what I would have done

@@nahadoth2087 The manager’s complicit though. He’s allowing one of his employees to be put into a dangerous situation because... what? He doesn’t think people should be able to leave out the other door?

Accidental chad? Like I know it was an accident but what makes him a chad?

Literally! Love your channel btw

Exactly btw I enjoy your videos as well

Wait, i didn't know employees in some gas stations pumped gas for you in America, and i live here.

​@@Frostfern94 Thanks :D

@@Senko_The_Fox , Those places cost a lot more per gallon... so not really worth it.

ikr, what's wrong with using an alternate exit? what kind of BS excuse can you come up with to say no to that, especially given OP's situation right now.

I mean its understandable if there is only one exit

@@Just-a-neko-femboi McDonalds definitely has more than one entrance.

@@pinkpugilist but some places don't

@@Just-a-neko-femboi , They do... delivery entrance.

OP: “Did l stutter?”

OP: "I don't work here." Karen: "Even better, I don't have to pay you!"

Raised on promises

Adsfmovie once said: Boss: You're fired! Guy: you can't fire me, I quit! Boss: You can't quit, I quit! Guy: You can't quit, you're a frog! Frog: You can't frog me, you're my wife! Wife: I'm not your wife, you're MY wife! Frog wife: Oh, hi, honey. How was work? Wife: Pretty good, but I quit my job. Frog wife: You can't quit your job, you're FIRED!

The wisdom has been spoken

An interesting bit of trivia. Thanks for that!

it has been that way for about 70 years. they say it was for jobs, but also it is for safety. So someone with training or experience doing it without the risk of people being stupid with something so flammable.

Yup. New Jersey sucks, can’t pump your own gas. The manager wanted to call the cops on me for pumping my own gas. (The three attendants were busy and said I could) I knew it was a bluff because my cousin is a cop in New Jersey. It’s a stupid mandate.

@@Just.a.girl.named.Kristy no it isn't. I like not having to worry about pumping my own gas. Especially if it is cold or hot out. If people expect us to respect how it is done out of Jersey, the least you can do is be patient and respect how we do it here.

@@YukoValis my opinion, I still think it is the stupidest mandate ever. The last time an guy pumped my gas I was on my motorcycle and the idiot got gas on my tank. Also I’m not lazy and can get out of my car to pump my own gas. So I really could care less about what you said.

Same, I'm from Brazil and I know they're just different words for the same thing. Surprise me she didn't pulled a 'speak proper english'

I feel bad for her, she thought she got into romcom

I'd date him tho He seemed really nice and sweet

@@lauragil9121 same though! he was so considerate and sweet! and omfg imagine their kids asked "and how did you meet" LOL

THIS is what we mean when we say we want a nice guy. He's considerate of sex workers feelings and boundaries. What a gem!!! DUDE IF YOU'RE READING THIS HIT ME UP!!!!

woulda been nice. I'd change your name though if you're gonna be soft.

I thought that was one of the states. I didn’t know they changed it.

@@jessicarichards6796 yea, the law legalizing it went into effect last may so it didn't get reported

@@jessicarichards6796 I believe it's only in certain cities in Oregon, and they can only pump their own gas during certain hours.

Well, it COULD be if they don't know what they're doing, imagine someone is pumping gas and doesn't know the capacity of the tank. The gas could spill on the ground and that is really dangerous. I live in a country where most of the gas stations have one person to fill the tank for you, i think we should keep this people, and keep gas stations needing someone to pump the gas, as it generates jobs

@@den_bla_gripen2080 idk about cars and stations in your country but every car I've ever used in the US has a fill sensor that automatically stops the pump when your tank is full. I guess it's a way to keep people employed but most stations where I live also have a small store attached. So there is an employee there to help.

Oregon doesn't have self serve either

What

@@tyreclone1948 i think pretty much everywhere in europe you self serve at gas stations lol. i don't even remember a time it was different. so at the very least around 2000 all of europe did self-serve

@@SuperExodian I've traveled through many different states in the US. So far its been about 23ish, and all the states I've been through have had self serve, which I like better, less anxiety of someone messing up, and all the blame can go towards you, or the pump itself. I would rather get arrested than have someone else pump my gas.

The states that do have attendants pump gas for you are on some wack shit. It's so dumb.

@@buttermink2153 yep Oregon made shrooms legal

@@roxasspeedpaint6683 dont spread false information... they are BEGINNING the process of legalizing psilocybins for treatment of mental health disorders... ONLY LEGAL FOR TREATMENT OF MENTAL HEALTH DISORDERS.

@@Amy_The_unbearded I'm in Oregon and that's the joke

@@roxasspeedpaint6683 ah. Sorry, im still waking up lol. My brain isn't awake enough for jokes/sarcasm yet, sorry!

Was pondering this too till i saw in the coments about two states having it.

@@tracyschultz2613 in my life, I can only remember one gas station (and it was an old gas station) that was full service in my town where they'd pump your gas and clean your windows, but that's been closed for years now. So having someone else pump your gas is such a foreign concept to me lol

I think in the US, only Oregon and New Jersey have people to pump your gas for you at gas stations. Every other state you do it yourself

It's more around in the south, I think. But still not super common as far as I'm aware. There are a few places that say "self-serve pumps" and I always wondered why, that's because some places have someone who does it for you apparently.

In a British accent: "Madam, are you mad, daft or blind? Do you bloody realize where you are? Petrol is gas, you wanker!" Sarcastic cheers and all that.

We don’t do that in America either. 🤷🏼‍♀️ except two states. New Jersey and Oregon I think.

@Poop Poop Whaa? What about that statement was cying?

Jessica Richards Not in Oregon anymore. They changed the law a couple years ago.

@Poop Poop as mature as your name.

It’s mostly for job creation though

I was about to comment this. Not sure why Rslash made it sound so incredulous that someone never pumped their own gas.

@@michaelakeay8657 I don't think he sounded incredulous. He even gave an explanation as to why someone might have never pumped their own gas before and was therefore quite understanding. In the context of America, though, it is a little weird that someone wouldn't know how to pump their own gas because full-service stations are a thing of the past. Most of the country pumps their own gas, so once you travel outside of the full-service areas, you need to pump your own gas. Traveling outside of these areas, for the most part, doesn't take very long and most people leave the state they were born in at least once. It's not unheard of for someone to stay in these areas for their entire life, but one might think that someone traveling to another country might have left their full-service area for even a small period of time at least once. Again, not unheard of; just a little strange.

Indonesia too. Even there's a cash register around the gas pump. And honestly, I quite surprised that there's a place where you have to pump the gas yourself.

Here in India too, petrol is pumped for you.

That seems like a very reasonable way to do it!

Or if you're disabled, I'd imagine that's useful for someone in a wheelchair. I wouldn't call them lazy though

It used to be that way in the US. It evolved from "full service", somebody not only pumping your gas, but washing your windshield and checking your oil, to your choice, with "full service" being more expensive, to "self service" only. It really became self service when gas stations changed from being garages with gas pumps to convenience stores.

They still clean your windows in some parts of Oregon.

Could also see that for people who can't walk long distances very well. Then again I feel that in that case it would be best not to drive your self.

We don't know where they live tho, not everywhere is a one party consent country / state, could easily have turned it 180 and gotten countersued.

Employer could risk suit by not accommodating her. Surprised it didn’t get manager fired.

They could've commented 2 times?

Someone commented twice.

The way YT calculates the first views always looks strange, simply because the first ~300 views aren't added as fast as the comment counter. It's a bit more complicated, but this is normal for YT.

Full-service pumps are a nice option for those that are disabled or elderly (or just people that don’t want to go out in extreme weather). But it should be exactly that: an option. A whole state making it mandatory seems ridiculous.

@@Annie_Annie__ Agreed, but don't expect every servo to offer that. If anything, anyone in need of pump assistance (elderly/disabled) should arrive at the servo with their own aid.

@@SableDrakon In Italy for example, we have two lines of pumps, the "self service" ones where you pump your own, and the "served", where staff pump gas for you, and it actually costs more per litres (because they're giving you a service). This is just for petrol tho, if you have a car with LPG, only the staff is allowed (because different connections, like the pic at 7:36, and on some cars you also need an adapter, plus people being dumb probably)

@@SableDrakon There are many disabled people that can drive alone and don't need aid to get up/get off the car and such, but still it would be so slow that a help would be always welcome even if it wasn't really needed

I mean, for some developing countries, some people need the jobs, like here in the philippines. poverty rates r high so u kno...

Thats a funny meme

Monokuma no

Mine was because he pimps his podcast.

@@Vikingbro wdym he "pimps" his podcast lol

@@Vikingbro You disliked because he offered an alternative viewing platform for people who just want to listen to it?

Hmmmmmm

It's the afternoon here!! 😊😊😊

3 am here!

Morning ✨🤠

Morning

same in russia tbh, at least where I live

It's super easy to do. Most cars have an automatic shut off when your tank gets full. You pay (outside w/ a card or inside w/ whatever), choose your type of gas, and then put the pump into your car and hold down the handle. Once it's full, there's a click and it stops pumping. You pull out the pump and put it back in the slot where you got it from. Then put your gas cap back on and you're done!

New Jersey does have a sales tax. It's New Hampshire that doesn't. New Jersey is only slightly cheaper to live in than New York but still ridiculously expensive.

I was told different but thank you for telling me that

Si

Jes

You too

I'm not, but hopefully it will get better. Winter in Wisconsin, and our furnace broke. We just got home from buying a space heater, about to fall asleep to rslash at 8:20 am. I hope your day is 1000 times better than mine! 🥰

U2

Waking up to RSlash, I’m already doing great.

You to idk about me yet

That's honestly extremely childish of him tbh. Nobody likes pumping gas. It's called being an adult.

@@lovedrreid1 he does it when I'm not there, and yeah it is a tad childish but you don't know him to pass judgment.

Only in New Jersey and Oregon.

In some states it's illegal to pump your own gas. I live in NJ and we can't pump our own gas. I'm originally from NY and when I first moved here I thought it was so strange

I live in Iowa, never heard of your gas being pumped for you.

Oregon until very recently was like that.

@@MCEvans66 Really? Weird.

Hmmmmmm

I've never seen it so soon before now 😂

I always check at 2 and am always really fast

nothing happens

Where are these people? I wish someone would pump my gas for me, I don't have to get out of my car. Especially now, in -19 degree weather, I would love that!

tom Dean apparently in New Jersey. But it’s just weird to me because I don’t really trust anyone I don’t know around my car.

I lived over seas for a bit and they pumped gas for you. First time in my life. Felt weird but was nice in winter

In my country (Philippines), customers do not pump their gas. There are hired gas boys (or girls) who pump your gas for you and collect payment. They also clean your windshield while you wait and pump air into your tires if you want or check your oil. They should be tipped, of course, but tipping is not mandatory.

Jennifer T I can imagine. I personally think it’s easier in general if we all just do it ourselves. Yea the cold sucks but it is what it is

A year ago my first class of the day was at 10am everyday. After I found r/ I no longer needed an alarm becuase I just, woke up at 9 for this man.

@@King_N0k that is true evolution

I'm not snowed in, but in -19 degree weather, I'm not going anywhere.

You've got the wrong O state. It was Oregon, not Ohio, that changed their laws as we Ohioans have been self-service for decades. It is, however, illegal in NJ to pump your own gas.

The only thing Ohioans got confused about when it came to gas, is when they changed from paying either before or after, to just pay before.

@@missconstrues thank you! My bad. Leaving the mistake bc oh well.

I believe Oregon or Washington I can't remember

Ambiguous Panda Oregon did, but changed the law a couple years ago. It was a bit amusing watching full-grown adults panic because they’d never pumped their own gas.

@@Annie_Annie__ thank you

The town I am in sometimes has the awesome employees who do it for you

My ears are still angry!

But that’s how it’s pronounced?

Here

Hmmmmmm

HERE

Here

Here bi$#%

Oregon has relaxed its rules in the last couple of years to allow self-service in many areas; however, due to the pandemic, they modified the rules again in the past year.

Yeah i know its not a strict rule but its a norm there