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SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 15 

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CAST (By order of appearance)
MrBuddyVA: Recon
/ mrbuddyva
LennonDrake: Suguha
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YamatoSFX: Kirito, Forest Folk
@YamatoSFX
Jesse Inocalla: Cazmer
@JesseInocalla
Cole Jackson: Cazmer Crew
@ColeJackson592
KaniDay: Fairport Security Guard
@kaniday9438
/ kanidayofficial
redasatomato: Yui
@tomatokind
KaiserNeko: Sugou
@KaiserNeko
xbubblemunkyx: Asuna
@xbubblemunkyx
Grimmjack69: Shoji Yanai
@grimmjack
Mezmoreeyez: Soldier
/ mezmoreyez
Anthony DiMascio/Dizzasta: Fairport Pretzel Guy
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CREW
Editor/Artist: YamatoSFX
Writers: YamatoSFX, xbubblemunkyx, Hayabusa449
Forrest Folk Animation: Rachel Ray
MUSIC USED
Beastars OST: "My True Self -reprise-", "Confused"
Memoria OST: "Underneath Fasar"
Your Lie in April OST: "Shikai ga Akai!?", "Haha no Yume", "Jikan Nanka Tomareba ii noni"
Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker OST: "Outset Island"
SAO OST: "In Time of Peace", "Oberon"
SAO II OST: "Daily Life, You and Me"
Angels with Scaly Wings OST: "Threat"
Ori and the Blind Forest OST: "Down the Moon Grotto"
Busou Renkin OST: "Giwaki?!"
Amnesia: The Dark Descent OST: "Theme for Unknown"
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood OST: "Interlude", "Home ~en route to Resembool~"
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Комментарии : 17 тыс.   
@athroughzdude
@athroughzdude 3 года назад
Asuna: _Threatens brutal murder_ Aw, she does care.
@jotheunissen9274
@jotheunissen9274 3 года назад
Care or sees Kirito as her property that can't be touched
@tencents6
@tencents6 3 года назад
Even with a profanity filter, her threats are intense.
@KJetixsSuccessor
@KJetixsSuccessor 3 года назад
My thoughts exactly.
@numbers93
@numbers93 3 года назад
I mean she's a sociopathic yandere
@Phantom-qr1ug
@Phantom-qr1ug 3 года назад
Not gonna lie, that actually scared me. Like not even joking, those threats cut fucking deep.
@s6th795
@s6th795 3 года назад
"first off, that's the plot of stardust." I don't know who this guy is. But he gets Kirito's movie references. That makes him important.
@PikachuLittle
@PikachuLittle 3 года назад
Could’ve been a book reference
@reapermaster1233
@reapermaster1233 3 года назад
Exactly
@JK3JET
@JK3JET 3 года назад
Write that down
@TheMAO17
@TheMAO17 3 года назад
@@JK3JET Van Wilder. :v
@adamchu2001
@adamchu2001 3 года назад
He is Digitized Kayaba, Rping out of sheer frustration with the moronic players who make SAO Survivors look intelligent like Schmidt.
@popopercy3199
@popopercy3199 2 года назад
The fact that his sister recognizes the name Kirito is one of the major things that the anime was missing that this has.
@chriskoloski32
@chriskoloski32 11 месяцев назад
It's also confusing cause according to the abridged series there should be hundreds if not thousands of people named kirito in alfheim
@Neion8
@Neion8 11 месяцев назад
@@chriskoloski32 True, but when you meet someone using your brother's username with a character that looks a lot like your brother, talks like your brother, rocks up being as overpowered as your brother was rumoured to be on the previous game despite being a new player (and a total noob when it comes to the new systems), fights like your brother (as they still spar in the abridged version), is looking for his wife that's trapped in the game and you know your brother had an in-game wife who's consciousness was trapped in the gameworld leaving her in a coma... Well, it starts adding up to be maybe a touch more than coincidence.
@omegon2540
@omegon2540 9 месяцев назад
​​@Neion8b ut .......something which doesn't make sense I couldn't think of when making this
@xvaderxkiller5190
@xvaderxkiller5190 8 месяцев назад
@@chriskoloski32 could be the way he pronounces it
@DragonFang253D
@DragonFang253D 8 месяцев назад
I think the Japanese version she does recognize his name, but the dub missed alot of details and just moves passed alot of shit, in the first half the dub doesn't mention heathcliffs "hack" in the first fight against kirito.
@notabizarreguy7932
@notabizarreguy7932 Год назад
I like how the abridged version fixed the incest problem with suguha and made her love recon instead
@benjaminwellington8297
@benjaminwellington8297 Год назад
Wait. WHAT?
@dakotasan8719
@dakotasan8719 Год назад
@@benjaminwellington8297 Oh you didn’t know? Yeah Suguha had a crush on Kirito in the original.
@synnamon_toast_crunch
@synnamon_toast_crunch Год назад
​@@dakotasan8719 💀💀
@pantsukami3371
@pantsukami3371 11 месяцев назад
but hey, not blood related so its totally fine right? haha…
@synnamon_toast_crunch
@synnamon_toast_crunch 11 месяцев назад
@@pantsukami3371 still cousins
@MalfosRanger
@MalfosRanger 3 года назад
It's delightful to be reminded how Kirito is the least dangerous member of his cyber family between arsonist yandere Asuna and Yui the Face Stealer.
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 3 года назад
At least Kirito won't draw your death out for his own pleasure.
@GundamLegacyExtreme
@GundamLegacyExtreme 3 года назад
That waits to be seen. We have to see how they'll play out when Kirito snaps during the Oberon fight.
@1SunnyDaze0
@1SunnyDaze0 3 года назад
I don't know, I'm pretty sure Gary thinks Kirito is plenty dangerous!
@krisnaputramaulidan2843
@krisnaputramaulidan2843 3 года назад
@@1SunnyDaze0 we must save my family
@saiyanfang1047
@saiyanfang1047 3 года назад
@@GundamLegacyExtreme Asuna is just going to escape on her own, because that's how she do
@user-md8ef6un6x
@user-md8ef6un6x 3 года назад
“My men don’t know the definition of surrender” “But we are willing to learn!”
@rafaelhernandez4695
@rafaelhernandez4695 3 года назад
The great Corvatz can never die.
@heyokasamurai453
@heyokasamurai453 3 года назад
*Guitar solo in background*
@mariolis
@mariolis 3 года назад
@@rafaelhernandez4695 So tell me, what's your strategy? Very well men , gather around AND HIT IT TILL IT DIES
@nivekzorantinez8872
@nivekzorantinez8872 3 года назад
"WHY IS HE OUR LEADER, LET'S RECALL HIM!"
@girl-xk2db
@girl-xk2db 3 года назад
@@rafaelhernandez4695 *final guitar strum* Kirito: I guess you could say he... went out on a high note
@seanshepherd1071
@seanshepherd1071 2 года назад
Yui being rewritten as an eldritch omnipotent demon is a nice angle. As is Asuna being 10 times the violent psychopath she was in the first arc.
@astralmarmaux
@astralmarmaux 8 месяцев назад
It's because she asn't kirito with her anymore
@thesavagekitty1593
@thesavagekitty1593 4 месяца назад
In the last episode the "guards" called said "Its loose" she is so scary they don't register her as human
@Whoeverheis11
@Whoeverheis11 4 месяца назад
In the first arc, the only thing stopping Asuna from being a complete murderhobo was that she had to appear normal because she still lived in a society (albeit one made of socially inept nerds, but still) Now she's just a prisoner. She has absolutely nothing to lose from being exactly the sleep paralysis demon she's always been on the inside.
@918Mitchell
@918Mitchell Месяц назад
​@@thesavagekitty1593 or they were told she's an AI and don't know what's going on.
@JackJohnson-zh9ul
@JackJohnson-zh9ul 2 года назад
jesus, "he tied my arms so i couldnt log out" is an existentially terrifying idea
@general_villagerture9818
@general_villagerture9818 2 года назад
Imagine glitching into the floor, slowly drowning in solid rock. Unable to move...
@fort2558
@fort2558 2 года назад
@@general_villagerture9818 or worse being kidnapped in game and unable to log out
@cheshire1
@cheshire1 2 года назад
It's weird that they're not detecting the "move arm" signal the brain is sending, but instead the actual movement of the arm in game. It would also just be a really cool feature to control the menu with your mind.
@jpd466
@jpd466 Год назад
Somehow that idea is scarier than everyone being locked in it.
@bluewings6743
@bluewings6743 Год назад
Same thing with the girls face she wouldn’t be able to see the menu to log out
@majidoujaa5592
@majidoujaa5592 3 года назад
Kirito this season ... must save his family. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Gary.
@Zexceeda
@Zexceeda 3 года назад
Noooooooooooooooooooo
@AllegedSlinky65
@AllegedSlinky65 3 года назад
@@Zexceeda omg plz no
@thedarkgeneral1783
@thedarkgeneral1783 3 года назад
Oh mother lover.
@rockyblacksmith
@rockyblacksmith 3 года назад
Or both.
@jacobwood4472
@jacobwood4472 3 года назад
Are you Gary, cause if you are then kirito is gonna kill you, baaad.
@josephdavis9234
@josephdavis9234 3 года назад
"First of all that's the plot of Stardust." He... He got Kirito's reference... Could he be...?
@kingrippzard2027
@kingrippzard2027 3 года назад
Hmmmmmmm
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 3 года назад
Impossible...
@62swordsmen
@62swordsmen 3 года назад
...well if no one is going to say it...KAYABA!
@ieattacos68
@ieattacos68 3 года назад
Impossible
@equintrevain3946
@equintrevain3946 3 года назад
@@62swordsmen WHAT?!
@paddlesawtactic9788
@paddlesawtactic9788 2 года назад
Asuna turned her imprisonment into a game of Hades.
@guyinbluu
@guyinbluu 2 года назад
Asuna: Aight, imma head out.
@allisonekgasit9291
@allisonekgasit9291 Год назад
*LAUGHS*
@simonhailom2477
@simonhailom2477 9 месяцев назад
She mains Stygius on Nemesis mode.
@thegrimcritic5494
@thegrimcritic5494 7 месяцев назад
Holy shit you’re right.
@lukejackson2354
@lukejackson2354 7 месяцев назад
Best comment.
@grandmasterpo4067
@grandmasterpo4067 11 месяцев назад
Absolutely love when Oberron drops the tidbit that Asuna ripping them to shreds means "their psych bills are starting to add up". Heavily implies not only has she been doing it for a while, but she's exceptionally gruesome.
@Emmariscobar
@Emmariscobar 6 месяцев назад
Even more disturbing when you consider that Kirito said he "barely felt anything" after crash-landing due to it being a kids game, which implies that what Asuna is doing to the guards is so gruesome that it's utterly traumatizing despite them being unable to feel any pain from it.
@kerbiseabolt5738
@kerbiseabolt5738 26 дней назад
Psychic damage
@ItamarO93
@ItamarO93 3 года назад
I like the fact that Kirito and Asuna are so broken and mentaly unhinged that their influence somehow turned a benevolent, psychologist AI to a scary, psychotic and down right terrifying AI.
@user-2012July-A
@user-2012July-A 3 года назад
Ironic that she only became like that once she started acting more human.
@ItamarO93
@ItamarO93 3 года назад
@@user-2012July-A That is not at all what irony is. I believe the turn of events you just described would be best classified as completely expected.
@user-2012July-A
@user-2012July-A 3 года назад
@@ItamarO93 yes. That was the joke, friend. Lol.
@ItamarO93
@ItamarO93 3 года назад
@@user-2012July-A I liked your joke
@user-2012July-A
@user-2012July-A 3 года назад
@@ItamarO93 I'm glad.
@blackbun130
@blackbun130 3 года назад
The amount of shit they fixed and made better in this version: -Asuna not being helpless and constantly escaping -Leafa already knowing her bro's identity -Yui figuring it out and having more plot relavance as an AI that can tap into almost any system -Kirito helping the Sylphs and Cat Siths actually having relevance instead of being a stupid af distraction
@Sellipsis
@Sellipsis 3 года назад
To be fair, when you’re changing perhaps some of the shittiest popular writing of the decade, the bigger surprise would be if you somehow made it worse.
@zombiedemon1762
@zombiedemon1762 3 года назад
If Yui was real would she have her own RU-vid channel?
@zerosorigin8387
@zerosorigin8387 3 года назад
Zombie demon She would BE the RU-vid channel. Or at least the ruler of it.
@matohibiki
@matohibiki 3 года назад
Don't forget Yui actually having some of the personality traits of her mother. Incredibly frightening ones, but still...
@infamousplayer8772
@infamousplayer8772 3 года назад
And don't forget that they made the whole subplot about Kirito helping the Sylphs and Cait Siths make way more sense than in the actual show, since there Kirito kinda just said fuck it and went to help them just because, even though it was not in his plans, which would make sense if he didn't have a time limit of a week so any distraction from his objective is completely stupid because he's in a really short time limit. Here their objective is to get there in the first place, so it isn't a distraction that ended up becoming an opportunity to raid the world tree, it's all in favor of raiding the world tree in the first place. And it isn't even a major change, it's just basic logic, something that the original show clearly sucks at.
@user-uo9gg2zc6j
@user-uo9gg2zc6j 2 года назад
Calling it! Recon trusts kirito too a weird degree because his nervegear belonged to sachi!
@EtamirTheDemiDeer
@EtamirTheDemiDeer 2 года назад
Oh… *O H*
@machian76
@machian76 2 года назад
*Surprised Pikachu Face*
@colin9164
@colin9164 2 года назад
Oh my god. That actually makes sense.
@mitrashailendra3817
@mitrashailendra3817 2 года назад
I think it’s mentioned that the nervegear belonged to a ‘him’.
@user-uo9gg2zc6j
@user-uo9gg2zc6j 2 года назад
@@mitrashailendra3817 you're right. Leafa mentions it was a son.
@wesley2508
@wesley2508 2 года назад
In order for the profanity filter to block words AS they're being spoken, the system must be able to scan the neural pathways of the players, interpret the signals into words, and then alter the signals so that the player says a different word than what they thought of. It must do this in fractions of a nanosecond. That's terrifying
@qantj
@qantj 2 года назад
Oberon did say that the nerve gear had powerful tech
@levonmartyr1443
@levonmartyr1443 2 года назад
Seems legit, I mean it censores leafa's thoughts too
@Oaisus
@Oaisus 2 года назад
If that is how it was done in universe that would be just about the stupidest way to do it. A more likely way for it to happen is for it to just predict the words in advance using the previous words and context, along with recording your speech patterns as you play to help in the prediction.
@AAAAAA-qs1bv
@AAAAAA-qs1bv 2 года назад
@@qantj Everyone casually owning a quantum supercomputer.
@qantj
@qantj 2 года назад
@@AAAAAA-qs1bv Well the computers we have now are the super computers of a few decades ago to be fair
@kuplub8730
@kuplub8730 3 года назад
it'd be funny if he tries to ban kirito but cant find his real account because all the people using his username
@coolkerrs3500
@coolkerrs3500 3 года назад
@Kristopher Prime SAOA is really good at that
@Linosek279
@Linosek279 2 года назад
@@coolkerrs3500 Case in point, Keita hat
@cyberwolf5075
@cyberwolf5075 2 года назад
Yes!
@DukeTheRebel
@DukeTheRebel 2 года назад
@Kristopher Prime this is SWE, their continuity is pretty strong I am almost certain they might do something with it
@ksaraf23
@ksaraf23 2 года назад
@Kristopher Prime I believe I pointed this out in a comment last episode, that one of the first things he does as administrator is mess with all the people using his name in the way only he can.
@yogeshmehta6364
@yogeshmehta6364 3 года назад
The fact that they kept Asuna's badassery during this arc even when caged is easily the best improvement they made to the original series
@rockyblacksmith
@rockyblacksmith 3 года назад
Gotta love a damsel who is refusing the plot HARD.
@Katio888
@Katio888 3 года назад
That and making the sister/cousin *not* romantically interested in Kirito
@RyuusanFT86
@RyuusanFT86 3 года назад
And making kirito both human and not jesus
@beastunleashed657
@beastunleashed657 3 года назад
Well yeah, but would've liked it they hadn't made a big plot hole while doing that
@beastunleashed657
@beastunleashed657 3 года назад
@@RyuusanFT86 he was both those things in the original as well tho...
@Jamsalt
@Jamsalt 2 года назад
I adore how in this version Kirito actually feels like he's on a time sensitive quest. Everytime Leafa ducks off he's like "hey I have wife in danger"
@yahia098
@yahia098 7 месяцев назад
Something most RPG must learn
@TheZamaron
@TheZamaron 2 года назад
OH MY GOD, I love what they do with Asuna. In the normal anime she's just a damsel in distress here. But in Abridged, she's constantly trying to escape and slaughtering the guards every time, and in this episode it's revealed that these constant horrific deaths cause a lot of psyc damage to the guards, making their therapy sessions expensive for Oberon. LOVE IT!!!!
@GokuSchafer
@GokuSchafer Год назад
Word. Turning Asuna into a damsel in distress made me hate SAO a little bit. But, thanks to that, i can enjoy the abridged version of her even more
@TheZamaron
@TheZamaron Год назад
@@GokuSchafer Guard “OH GOD IT’S LOOSE!!!!” I love how he reacts like Asuna is a viscous wild animal freed from it’s cage. Definitely an improvement.🤣
@XWierdThingsHappenX
@XWierdThingsHappenX Год назад
It's because she's eating them alive.
@TheZamaron
@TheZamaron Год назад
@@XWierdThingsHappenX Eats them alive, only for them to respawn and experiance the horror again and again.🤣🤣
@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133
@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 11 месяцев назад
They deserve it too for helping the asshole...
@Yata544
@Yata544 3 года назад
1. Showing Asuna's real psycho side rather than "waiting to be saved like a helpless princess" 2. Showing how Yui truly use her ability as psychology AI rather than just being a side pixie You doing an EXCELENT job, can't wait for more
@lemonthecougar4120
@lemonthecougar4120 3 года назад
Better than the anime tbh
@monarchlaciel3057
@monarchlaciel3057 3 года назад
I didn't know psychology lets you remove people's faces! I should be a psychologist!
@shadowdevil126
@shadowdevil126 3 года назад
@@monarchlaciel3057 a psychology ai with some control over the game
@elementalsgami1
@elementalsgami1 3 года назад
@@monarchlaciel3057 I think OP was referring to her ability to use her psychology programming to know EXACTLY how to get Leafa to do what she wants.
@Yata544
@Yata544 3 года назад
@@lemonthecougar4120 what are you talking about? This IS the real anime
@jotheunissen9274
@jotheunissen9274 3 года назад
Canon Asuna: Helpless damsel in distress Abridged Asuna: The Slayer has entered the facility
@raezor6941
@raezor6941 3 года назад
And whats Yui? Cause oh god...
@James-bw4np
@James-bw4np 3 года назад
And the soundtrack starts to play... ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fmUDr2DO2is.html
@Hellsong89
@Hellsong89 3 года назад
@@raezor6941 HAL 9000 has entered the chat....
@raezor6941
@raezor6941 3 года назад
@@James-bw4np That soundtrack works so well for Asuna too...
@hotshotroom964
@hotshotroom964 3 года назад
The slayer has control of the bfg
@IRMentat
@IRMentat 2 года назад
17:42 Yui is such a good girl;, protecting her family, playing with her aunt, securing the means of rescuing her mom. such an angel, a face-stealing blackmailing torture inducing angel.
@razgrizraven
@razgrizraven Год назад
Adding to that, she probably kept Suguha from logging out. Essentially, she wanted to make the bitch suffer, and it worked.
@thetaminus2334
@thetaminus2334 Год назад
Old testament Angel with a fraction of their power
@simonhailom2477
@simonhailom2477 9 месяцев назад
Classic biblical angel shenanigans
@TurdFerguson79
@TurdFerguson79 5 месяцев назад
I would die for this version of Yui. She is the best daughter ever. I'd say protect her at all costs but she is the danger 😂
@Aaa-vp6ug
@Aaa-vp6ug 22 дня назад
Biblically Accurate
@derianardor
@derianardor 2 года назад
Holy crap, just noticed that because SWE has to loop the clouds in editing to account for leifa and kirito talking more they turned it into a glitching sky. Fucking brilliant
@TheOneWhoAsked123
@TheOneWhoAsked123 6 месяцев назад
Geniuses, I tell you FUCKING GENIUSES!
@redlax4755
@redlax4755 4 месяца назад
I got an ad right as the glitch hit, fucking perfect lmao
@leo070798
@leo070798 3 года назад
whats really scary about Asuna is that, because AFO is a kid's game, none of the security guards she attacks feels any pain, so whatever she is doing to them has to be worse than actual pain. Poor Shoji
@legenterry1118
@legenterry1118 3 года назад
uh you know that in alfheim online anime version kirito and sugou can actually make people feel pain by hacking the game right? it would make sense from that that asuna can hack the game too
@leo070798
@leo070798 3 года назад
@@legenterry1118 not if she can't open the menu
@legenterry1118
@legenterry1118 3 года назад
@@leo070798 not if she can't open the menu? neither did kirito when he glitched in his swords and broke through sugou's hacking in the actual anime
@elementalsgami1
@elementalsgami1 3 года назад
@@legenterry1118 Yes, but this ISN'T the anime version. Oberon and Yui are the only ones who could possibly have access to Admin privileges. Asuna is managing to create ACTUAL PAIN in a game where a hundred foot drop feels like NOTHING.
@BooAngels1209
@BooAngels1209 3 года назад
Yep, Shoji will not be in the SAO alicization abridged series because Asuna might have done worst pain to him and he will never meet Admi.
@jonribeiro266
@jonribeiro266 3 года назад
"why does it take so long between episodes?" "Glitchy skies."
@Toporshik
@Toporshik 3 года назад
That part really made this dialogue so much more entertaining
@saft_simoms6818
@saft_simoms6818 3 года назад
What s beautiful view! * Sky glitching in the Background *
@argus2389
@argus2389 3 года назад
They could have not added it but the episode is better because of it
@liamnigenda2849
@liamnigenda2849 3 года назад
I thought sonething was wrong with the episode when I first saw the sky glitching.
@spadervenon9152
@spadervenon9152 3 года назад
@@argus2389 that sums up the entire series
@WhatsJamesName
@WhatsJamesName 2 года назад
I love that Kirito actually wants to protecc recon compared to SAO where he does not give a general shit
@allisonekgasit9291
@allisonekgasit9291 Год назад
The asshole Kirito being a nicer person than the orignal Kirito. Glorious.
@privateuser3726
@privateuser3726 Год назад
@@allisonekgasit9291 and since this one isn't into incest recon might even have a chance in this cannon
@khairulanwar5443
@khairulanwar5443 3 месяца назад
That's... actually pretty ironic.
@ride-playerbb2818
@ride-playerbb2818 2 года назад
Asuna is the very definition of "I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me"
@denniswilson2114
@denniswilson2114 9 месяцев назад
"I've got you for five minutes... of play time! Bone saw is ready! "
@Lady_Jennie
@Lady_Jennie 3 года назад
My favorite part of this abridged series: The fact that Kirito, Asuna and Yui all form a yandere family, and Kirito is the least intimidating.
@Twister980
@Twister980 3 года назад
For now. I'mma be honest, after some of the crap he put up with in season one, AND what he's putting up with currently? He's pulling a Deku from MHAAbridged. "Aaaaand repressed. THIS IS HEALTHY!"
@VVheeli
@VVheeli 3 года назад
Imagine the guy who legit killed a person and laughed at dying being the least messed up person of their family. This includes his sister too.
@shadowunifer
@shadowunifer 3 года назад
@@VVheeli Reminds me of how Jaime Lannister was the one we ended up rooting for but in the first episode he tried to kill a kid. "The things I do for love."
@titan5642
@titan5642 3 года назад
More like sociopathic lol
@Leo-iz4kp
@Leo-iz4kp 3 года назад
You must have forgotten the "and there is no need to wonder where your God is cause he's right here, and he is fresh out of Mercy" moment.
@mo0k452
@mo0k452 3 года назад
“Don’t talk to him that way” Guys kirito went though character growth
@nonamevoidoblivion9695
@nonamevoidoblivion9695 3 года назад
What kind of black magic, voodoo witchcraft is this?!
@deviousspirit3156
@deviousspirit3156 3 года назад
I'm assuming it's because he really wants to speak to him that way, but can't decide on the right words as of yet.
@user-Jay178
@user-Jay178 3 года назад
So much development
@shino4242
@shino4242 3 года назад
I mean, tbf, he's been going through character growth since S1...more than he ever did in the REAL anime anyhow.
@MrTarfu
@MrTarfu 3 года назад
Naw it's just that he is the only one that is allowed to make others feel like crap
@BlueCat201X
@BlueCat201X 11 месяцев назад
17:45 OH I just realized Yui erasing Leafa's face was a reference to "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream"! That is clever on another level honestly
@dumpsterbabies8453
@dumpsterbabies8453 7 месяцев назад
It’s also a asdf joke
@enigmatic3194
@enigmatic3194 2 месяца назад
​@dumpsterbabies8453 but knowing Kirito, it's def more of a movie reference rather than a yt reference
@zookeeperchris
@zookeeperchris 2 года назад
Asuna's death threats is one of the greatest moments of this series. So well acted and so FUDGING hilarious...Oh no, it's spreading
@logeyperogi1805
@logeyperogi1805 Год назад
How does it feel to lose your swear words? YOU POWERLESS FOOL!!! GET FUDGED…wait
@willaverynerdyclarinetist6131
"GRAB THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN! yeah we'll use them as shields!"
@wolfyt7054
@wolfyt7054 Год назад
Yeah imagine not having fudging swear words.... Oh god it has me too!!!!
@katlemersom7755
@katlemersom7755 9 месяцев назад
HAHA ITS KICKING YA'LL IN THE TOOSHY!! Wait... Tooshy *Oh no*
@drazeldoom706
@drazeldoom706 5 месяцев назад
HAHAHAHA GET FUDGED YOU FUCDGING FOOL- Oh no.. nonononono NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@jeffreymedvick6541
@jeffreymedvick6541 3 года назад
Theory: Now that dying in the game doesn't mean dying in real life, Asuna is more reckless and willing to try using glitches to get out of her cage. The bed is her spawn point, and by not touching the floor of her cage and waiting a while, the game considers her in freefall, and gives her increasing speed, which eventually allows her to clip out of the cage by moving beyond the wall before it detects collision In short: Asuna keeps escaping because she accidentally became the first VR speedrunner.
@theratifier7669
@theratifier7669 3 года назад
Oh please let this become Abridged canon
@tayyang2265
@tayyang2265 3 года назад
or she just went through the gigantic holes in the cage, first part is nice tough
@guilhermepeixoto3150
@guilhermepeixoto3150 3 года назад
You are a genius
@kobeone6328
@kobeone6328 3 года назад
Would make sense from a logical standpoint. If she escapes, all you have to do is kill her, sending her back to her spawnpoint, and not do the (comparatively) risky option of capturing her alive.
@zace7951
@zace7951 3 года назад
That is the best reason ever
@knightghaleon
@knightghaleon 3 года назад
Yui: “No need to find your god, cause she’s right here, and she’s fresh out of mercy.”
@SilentShadows877
@SilentShadows877 3 года назад
"...there's no need to wonder where your god is! Cuz she's right here! And she's fresh out of mercy..." If you want the correctly parodied line.
@WokeandProud
@WokeandProud 3 года назад
She really is Kirito's daughter.
@knightghaleon
@knightghaleon 3 года назад
@@SilentShadows877 Couldnt remember all of it as I typed it and didnt want to find the clip.
@knightghaleon
@knightghaleon 3 года назад
@@WokeandProud doing her daddy proud
@Barrobroadcastmaster
@Barrobroadcastmaster 3 года назад
That's going to be a quote in this series at some point from Yui. I know Kirito already said it to Rosaria but Yui is totally going to say it. Calling it now.
@Animus_Altia
@Animus_Altia 2 года назад
Coming back to this episode after 16 released, it's hilarious to realize that Cashmere understanding Kirito's Stardust reference was the subtle hint that he was actually on the same wavelength as Kirito all along.
@samakiraroyjanssen6326
@samakiraroyjanssen6326 Год назад
Kayaba!
@LegendaryToad
@LegendaryToad 10 месяцев назад
“I will add your screams to my gosh darn SPOTIFY” made me smile for some reason I cannot explain
@EM33700
@EM33700 3 года назад
Kirito: Why would you need to protect me in a safe zone? I think you're wrong. Leafa: Psh, what do you know about safe zones? Kirito: Let me tell you about a certain *foundation that is always right.*
@lea._._.
@lea._._. 3 года назад
hehe 69 likes
@dangjace7210
@dangjace7210 3 года назад
ballsdeep69 name checks out
@llody7777
@llody7777 3 года назад
Holy sh**, ballsdeep69. How you've been?
@jotheunissen9274
@jotheunissen9274 3 года назад
@@llody7777 Probably finally eating his pizza
@jrsharker23
@jrsharker23 3 года назад
@@lea._._. eyyyy wassup ballsy
@apkphantom2122
@apkphantom2122 3 года назад
You think the reason Asuna is trapped is because she didn't know that the menu is activated by the other hand
@panpan1287
@panpan1287 3 года назад
That better be the reason
@majidoujaa5592
@majidoujaa5592 3 года назад
That's amazing
@James-bw4np
@James-bw4np 3 года назад
Bwahahahahha! This would be hilarious!
@dustyfedora
@dustyfedora 3 года назад
That is the master level lock that’s keeping all the still trapped players in the game. Their muscle memory tells them to use the same hand.
@jeromemorales1602
@jeromemorales1602 3 года назад
That would be perfect. : )
@theironarmada1308
@theironarmada1308 2 года назад
Leafa - "His def into some sketch shiz" Kirito - "I need you to stop" I love this too much
@seta2710
@seta2710 2 года назад
I just watched that bit. Always fun to rewatch the series
@yourfriendlyinternetmeatshield
I can't believe kiritos cute little pixie daughter went all "I have no mouth and I must scream" on who she knows to be his IRL sister. Jesus
@monarchlaciel3057
@monarchlaciel3057 3 года назад
"I'm pretty worried about Asuna" "OH GOD IT'S IN THE VENTS" That cut was gold.
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 3 года назад
I want an entire audio episode or two, like TTS has had, focusing entirely on Asuna being the ungodly hellspawn of a Cazador, Deathclaw, Xenomorph, Queen of Blades, and SCP-682.
@Renji9031
@Renji9031 3 года назад
Asuna vented? And *Prince Casmere* is sus?
@WokeandProud
@WokeandProud 3 года назад
Xenomorphs wish they had shit on Asuna.
@uncanny3637
@uncanny3637 3 года назад
@@kabob0077 And an Impostor.
@AznOmega
@AznOmega 3 года назад
@@uncanny3637 plus she was trained by Lord Popo, and she enjoyed his training.
@kanozs
@kanozs 3 года назад
The only reason why Asuna can’t escape is because she hasn’t realized the menu is with the other hand.
@dragonnova5025
@dragonnova5025 3 года назад
That's a big oof
@damanrando7608
@damanrando7608 3 года назад
yeah.... I've honestly felt that was gonna be the case myself... the setup from the early episodes is just too good
@phiiva_
@phiiva_ 3 года назад
Omg yes
@JEL625
@JEL625 3 года назад
Then she immediately drags herself out of the hospital and follows through on her "promise" to Oberon irl.
@michaeldaniels642
@michaeldaniels642 3 года назад
How she eventually escapes. Scared Tech: Please don't kill me! I can tell you how to get out! Asuna: You have two seconds. 1, t... Scared Tech: You just have to open the menu and log out! Asuna: I tried that! *Prepares to strike* Scared Tech: With the left hand! Asuna: What? That's ridiculous. There is no way it's that simp... *Does it with left hand* Sonuvabench! Scared Tech: So we're good? You won't kill me? Asuna: (Sarcastically) Oh, sure. We're totally cool. *Kills him* Scared Tech: (In pain) But, you said. Asuna: I lied. *Proceeds to log out*
@alexv3357
@alexv3357 Год назад
Yui's screen says: "The patient displays narcissistic and borderline sociopathic behaviour, especially when engaging with her brother, Kasuto Kirigaya, (aka Kirito aka aka xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe aka Daddy). This appears to stem from deeply held feelings of resentment as well as internalised self-hatred regarding her own femininity most likely originating from an as-yet-unknown event in the siblings' early childhood. The lifelong repression of these feelings seems to have bled into her other relationships as well, causing her to lash out at those she perceives to be weaker than herself. This behaviour is most evident when interacting with her 'friend' Recon, whom she CLEARLY has romantic feelings for, yet takes every opportunity to belittle and keep at an emotional distance, even though we can all tell what's going on and she should just admit she likes him and treat that poor, sweet boy with the love and compassion he deserves. In short, I believe someone or something has caused her to view any display of more traditionally feminine traits as something to be ashamed of, and seems to lay the blame solely on to her brother. As for why this is the case, further investigation shall be needed."
@baptistebauer99
@baptistebauer99 7 месяцев назад
Thank you so much for that! I was looking for this in the comments. I tried to read it but it kinda hurt my eyes, even after zooming in, and I gave up immediately 😂. Thank you for typing it out, you're braver than me
@sans_the_skeleton.
@sans_the_skeleton. 3 месяца назад
⁠@@baptistebauer99 this comment was stolen
@zionnemakoma1398
@zionnemakoma1398 2 года назад
I feel like Asuna's the only one to manage to sound genuinely threatening with a profanity filter like that
@puddingcess8452
@puddingcess8452 3 года назад
Leafa: “He’s been acting pretty sus lately” *Prince Casmere was not An Imposter*
@ekyue7274
@ekyue7274 3 года назад
I hate you so much for this
@yamatotarantino4960
@yamatotarantino4960 3 года назад
Yes what i was thinking
@shado-1345
@shado-1345 3 года назад
YESSSS!!!! IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!!
@Nagrom
@Nagrom 3 года назад
He was in electrical doing tasks, smh.
@richleth3721
@richleth3721 3 года назад
I saw Leafa vent.
@georgehannaford8014
@georgehannaford8014 3 года назад
"He hasn't practiced Kendo in years!" HE WAS IN A COMA, DUDE
@iancomtois9832
@iancomtois9832 3 года назад
And he was practicing _actual fighting with actual swords_ the entire time
@forgottenfamily
@forgottenfamily 3 года назад
She seems to struggle remembering what happened three sentences ago in the same conversation.
@tsionwilliamson1385
@tsionwilliamson1385 3 года назад
Yeah that and if i spent literal years of my life playing a game where i was constantly practicing swordsmanship i wouldnt see much need for continuous training irl
@Firedonify
@Firedonify 3 года назад
She means *before*. Him abandoning Kendo lessons with his grandfather is the whole reason Suguha started them at all.
@VVheeli
@VVheeli 3 года назад
forgottenfamily More like she doesn’t care at all. Like Kirito usually.
@chandlervannoy815
@chandlervannoy815 2 года назад
The “Don’t you talk to him that way. How dare you” line got me
@SCUBA_Draconis
@SCUBA_Draconis 2 года назад
15:37 “OooOh lord… ITS IN THE VENTS!!!!!” Kills me EVERY DAMN time. Lol
@turbobist2889
@turbobist2889 2 года назад
Asuna is sus.
@DieManDust
@DieManDust Год назад
Probably at the same rate that she was killing them
@jennymckenzie5304
@jennymckenzie5304 Год назад
Vents VA brought his fucking a-game.
@ALJ9000
@ALJ9000 Год назад
@@jennymckenzie5304 It’s Grimjack
@allisonekgasit9291
@allisonekgasit9291 Год назад
Do love how they always refer to her as 'it'. She terrifies them that much.
@Medaumplay3
@Medaumplay3 3 года назад
Has anyone noticed how kirito is BY FAR the nicest person in this episode? God, how he has grown...
@Kirito_2016
@Kirito_2016 3 года назад
Well there is Recon.
@TheBlackDemon1996
@TheBlackDemon1996 3 года назад
Kirito only mocks those who deserve it now.
@RudockAviar
@RudockAviar 3 года назад
Might just be that he's no longer trapped in a life-or-death situation within a game. His ruthlessness has gone way down as well while in Fairyland, likely because of that.
@laurenceschuler9571
@laurenceschuler9571 3 года назад
its just wrong ngl
@Strong5Bad
@Strong5Bad 3 года назад
@@laurenceschuler9571 Not really, from a story perspective it makes perfect sense. Especially more-so in this Abridged series than the original, Kirito went through a whole arc in the first season about what it means to be a (at the very least) decent human being, possibly even a good person. However, it was all based around a power disparity that Kirito saw in the world and decided to use derogatory comments and gaming prowess to correct that disparity. Asuna and the others (namely Klein) showed him that people can like him despite being rude on occasion, but that just being an asshole pushes people away. All this to say that he can still crack jokes and hurl insults, but much like Asuna's insanity displayed in this episode, it's now just channeled towards specific people; the kind of people Kirito used to be (and the kind of people he still religiously made fun of, because who wouldn't take a shot at someone like Schmidt?).
@connorr8071
@connorr8071 3 года назад
Leafa: "That is absurd!" Yui: "Correct! But it is also what happened." I'll be honest, this was one of my favorite scenes from this abridged series.
@Beccue
@Beccue 3 года назад
I love how just psychotic Yui is
@blackloud3066
@blackloud3066 3 года назад
@@Beccue I mean look at the parents
@Aflay1
@Aflay1 3 года назад
I love how Psychotic EVERYONE except Kirito is.
@Beccue
@Beccue 3 года назад
@@blackloud3066 that's not wrong
@setesh1294
@setesh1294 3 года назад
@@Aflay1 instead, he's sociopathic.
@booliganprime3816
@booliganprime3816 2 года назад
Asuna finally had a “No need to wonder where your god is” moment
@IAMOCKWORD
@IAMOCKWORD 2 года назад
If Sugou pays for their psych appointments, he's a shockingly good boss lol
@typacsk
@typacsk 7 месяцев назад
(cries in american)
@TheFatalcrest
@TheFatalcrest 4 месяца назад
XD Good Boss, horrific person
@ImAFatNerd90
@ImAFatNerd90 3 года назад
Yui is the best character in this series. She's adorable, as psychotic as her parents, and has her dad's sense of humor.
@burningeagle1298
@burningeagle1298 3 года назад
Will she was trap inside an item for who knows how long.
@Maxtherandomperson
@Maxtherandomperson 3 года назад
She is insane
@TheBritishSn0rlax
@TheBritishSn0rlax 3 года назад
Well she is a psychiatrist AI. You’d at least guess she’d pick up her parents attitude?
@ImAFatNerd90
@ImAFatNerd90 3 года назад
@@TheBritishSn0rlax That's what I'm saying.
@TheBritishSn0rlax
@TheBritishSn0rlax 3 года назад
Rdskinsfan27 yep
@KimarKurosaski
@KimarKurosaski 3 года назад
“THE FOLLOWING IS A NONPROFIT FAN BASED PARODY” How long I’ve waited to hear those words
@spookyduck2197
@spookyduck2197 3 года назад
Devin Kimar Two thousand years.
@Tanya-wm1jl
@Tanya-wm1jl 3 года назад
It never said nonprofit
@Shadow_Eminence5876
@Shadow_Eminence5876 3 года назад
Its been too long
@anexplosivebirb
@anexplosivebirb 3 года назад
Agreed
@pikachuweeb1188
@pikachuweeb1188 3 года назад
Same here
@paolof.6899
@paolof.6899 7 месяцев назад
I really like how they turned Asuna from a damsel in a tower to... the eldritch monster they are trying to keep contained for their boss and she constantly escapes causing hell and havoc is a great modification.
@FirstNameLastName-my7ct
@FirstNameLastName-my7ct 2 года назад
Just realized that Leafa was more worried about Recon telling Kirito about her baking him cupcakes, than Recon telling Kirito that she gave him a hand job.
@casesater
@casesater Год назад
What
@casesater
@casesater Год назад
When was a handjob mentioned wtf
@anthonykennedy7214
@anthonykennedy7214 3 года назад
Asuna killing guards while locked up saves her character better than the show did
@iancomtois9832
@iancomtois9832 3 года назад
She can't actually _leave,_ so this is basically how she entertains herself
@shihoblade
@shihoblade 3 года назад
Saves her character from what? She is in a digital prison, what was she *supposed* to do?
@SydCar
@SydCar 3 года назад
@@shihoblade Yeah, I'm willing to overlook it because SAOA is a comedy series. But do people really expect Sugou in canon SAO to not have done something about Asuna's character stats? Or make him and his security guards immortal objects like Yui? Like removing their sense of pain if she still managed to fight them somehow? Or increasing Asuna's sense of pain if she tries anything? Asuna was in no position to f*cking do anything, and she's somehow a weak and useless character for being put in a FUBAR situation?
@Benxall
@Benxall 3 года назад
@@SydCar people just don't like hr character going from badass lady to princess in the castle Actually people just don't like the alfheim arec in general
@falcon1378
@falcon1378 3 года назад
@@Benxall Yeah the alfheim arc succ
@jukesdtj656
@jukesdtj656 3 года назад
"I will add your screams to my gosh darn spotify" is a far more intimidating sentence than I ever thought possible.
@georgitotev8439
@georgitotev8439 3 года назад
@DoingTheJukes That made my whole night I swear xD
@James-bw4np
@James-bw4np 3 года назад
Indubitably.
@macaroninaegi5169
@macaroninaegi5169 3 года назад
That's very despair inducing
@DomTheeeFoe
@DomTheeeFoe 3 года назад
Abridged Asuna V. Yuno Gasai death battle
@arthurchallat8530
@arthurchallat8530 3 года назад
YES !
@privateuser3726
@privateuser3726 Год назад
Leaf: "Don't confuse a game with real life you perv" Also Leafa a few seconds later "now meet me In the janitor's closet after practice I've got another quest for you" Reckon: "Yes leafa" boys got priorities
@nonamejustbecause
@nonamejustbecause 8 месяцев назад
I mean the quests might lead to him getting rewarded based on last time leafa's quests ended in recon getting a blow job
@TheFatalcrest
@TheFatalcrest 4 месяца назад
XD He wants the girl to open up to him...but he will take 'Side Quests' if it will allow him to work on the social link level too
@_rio_2965
@_rio_2965 9 месяцев назад
I see Asuna has been practicing 'setting someone on fire with mind' skill. Very good. Very good progress
@AzuraRaijin
@AzuraRaijin 3 года назад
Did anyone else get Kirito's "There's no need to wonder where your god is" speech vibes from Asuna's bloodthirsty rant?
@tayxicfox9512
@tayxicfox9512 3 года назад
Definitely
@cheifareno4924
@cheifareno4924 3 года назад
she is fresh out of mercy
@Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper
@Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper 3 года назад
“There’s no need to wonder where your *devil* is”
@animeotaku307
@animeotaku307 3 года назад
@@cheifareno4924 She didn't have any to begin with.
@m2ik2y05
@m2ik2y05 3 года назад
No, kirito was cold and cruel, asuna was full wrath mode. But ,still similar.
@Kamui633
@Kamui633 3 года назад
"Thats the plot of stardust" Anyone else noticing this antagonists are acknowledging movie references? Dead give away!!!
@sethpacker9659
@sethpacker9659 3 года назад
Dead give away that it's Kayaba. Wait, no that would be wack.
@jewelgriffon
@jewelgriffon 3 года назад
No please let it be Kayaba trying to do something about Sugou. I'd love to see him again as more than a Deus ex machina during the final fight
@jewelgriffon
@jewelgriffon 3 года назад
Also stardust is a great movie
@GemSurge95
@GemSurge95 3 года назад
@@jewelgriffon It's crazy. I just saw Stardust like 2 weeks ago. That is the last movie I expected them to reference.
@andrewrisser5770
@andrewrisser5770 3 года назад
what are you referring to? Can I get a time stamp?
@LunDruid
@LunDruid 2 года назад
Kirito: "There are people who log into this game... just so they can pretend to run an airport?" I mean, there are people irl who do that in MFSX...
@CiaranMaxwell
@CiaranMaxwell 2 года назад
ATC is possibly the most stressful job on the face of the Earth. There's no risk and no stakes when doing so in a game. An ATC can just log in to practice or do what they enjoy without killing dozens or hundreds of people. Also, pilots can get revenge by proxy on asshole ATCs by becoming the ATC for a while. Without the risk of killing people when they inevitably mess up, why shouldn't they?
@CBeavr
@CBeavr 2 года назад
airforceproud95 comes to mind
@PanzerLord
@PanzerLord 2 года назад
Leafa: *Fair* port.
@CPUSublimeHeart
@CPUSublimeHeart 2 года назад
@@CBeavr groundpound69*
@jacobrzeszewski6527
@jacobrzeszewski6527 Год назад
@@CPUSublimeHeart Mach 3 cfg edited hot air balloon takes off from fairport.
@Archetype_Angel
@Archetype_Angel 9 месяцев назад
16:22 Yui: "that's because I'm a sentient A.I?" Leafa: "nonono, I mean you're like one of those talking thinking robots!" . Yui's approach to Leafa: Kindness 2 -> 5 Caution 7 -> 2 Respect 5 -> 0 . Yui: "Fo shizzle, toots" Leafa: "whoa" . 😂🤣💀
@noahbartlett1296
@noahbartlett1296 3 года назад
*This is so much more like a real sibling relationship than SAO’s Alabama version*
@silentshadow3894
@silentshadow3894 3 года назад
First cousins though, I am pretty sure.
@ryansummers411
@ryansummers411 3 года назад
@@silentshadow3894 Still alabama shit
@numbernumber25
@numbernumber25 3 года назад
@The Four Horsemen well yes, but the way Kirito was raised she is essentially his sister. Although for some ethnic groups their families could be closer and they could be closer.
@unnamedx2
@unnamedx2 3 года назад
This is still not the alabama portion of the story
@residentevil6playerz
@residentevil6playerz 3 года назад
How much you guys want to bet this series completely changes after awhile
@littlekitsune1
@littlekitsune1 3 года назад
"That's absurd!" "Correct! But it is also what actually happened." Anime in a nutshell right there.
@adamschmitt6491
@adamschmitt6491 3 года назад
Well alfheim isn't skill based match making that's clear
@johnbruner5820
@johnbruner5820 3 года назад
Yeah no, I ain't buying it!
@KingofAwesomness14
@KingofAwesomness14 3 года назад
@@johnbruner5820 I'm like kirito, "skeptical"
@dynamicworlds1
@dynamicworlds1 3 года назад
@Tin Watchman _very_ good point.
@nojatha4637
@nojatha4637 3 года назад
I mean, I’ve been in enough situations that are entirely coincidental. I’d buy it.
@josebarrera2272
@josebarrera2272 2 года назад
Recon is kirito's personality outside the game. Hence why kirito is so protective and suguha keeps "bullying" him.
@kermitdefrog4395
@kermitdefrog4395 2 года назад
I'd just like to point out that Oberon literally acts like a discord mod towards asuna
@somedragonbastard
@somedragonbastard 8 месяцев назад
"Kitten I'll be honest daddys about to kill someone"
@Aaa-vp6ug
@Aaa-vp6ug 21 день назад
I would ask which kind since there’s a lot of them, but I’m still going to bet 20 bucks on the really really memed kind. I’ll expect to see my deer by Sunday!
@jesseemerson8829
@jesseemerson8829 3 года назад
I really like how Asuna is constantly trying to escape, because it fits her character so well, and her causing rampant chaos on a daily basis just to spite Creepy McFuckface is just so her.
@princessthyemis
@princessthyemis 3 года назад
Yeah! I like that detail, too.
@Shade400
@Shade400 3 года назад
When kirito gets up there I want the walls to be painted with blood
@connorreddish8632
@connorreddish8632 3 года назад
RIP Shoji
@IndieGinge
@IndieGinge 3 года назад
@@connorreddish8632 More like rest in piss Shoji amirite? But for real, pretty sure those guys are like, the video game equivalent of amoral mercenaries and the technicians wanna create mind control. They deserve it lmao.
@caav56
@caav56 3 года назад
@@Shade400 Knowing glitchiness of ALO, I'd say it's safe to think all blood will become missing textures and an absolute mess of shaders.
@Wignut
@Wignut 3 года назад
Canon Asuna: _Oh dear, help me I am being held captive!_ Canon Yui: _Waa momy is gone_ Abridged Asuna: *Darth Vader Massacre Scene - Rogue One [4k | 60FPS]* Abridged Yui: *HAL 9000 "I'm Sorry Dave" - 2001 A Space Odyssey MOVIE CLIP (1968) HD"*
@MyNipplesArePointy
@MyNipplesArePointy 3 года назад
Oh Jesus Christ
@kairuw6477
@kairuw6477 3 года назад
Can’t wait for kirito’s turn
@xeizihr
@xeizihr 3 года назад
That's accurate.
@martinxy1291
@martinxy1291 3 года назад
@@kairuw6477 Goes from edgy mellow teen to full on madlad whos lost it
@kairuw6477
@kairuw6477 3 года назад
Martin XY mhm
@lacabraasada2326
@lacabraasada2326 Год назад
"Don't you talk to him that way how dare you!" That line really shows Abridged Kirito's character development
@optimaltt6070
@optimaltt6070 Месяц назад
It's so sweet that Kirito is literally the ONLY one who's considerate/nice towards Recon. The guy that literally had a shit-ton of assholery to his name is nice to some wimp. I'm so proud of him.
@vladpw123
@vladpw123 2 года назад
I like how Leefa gags in discust when Cazmer imply relationship between her and Kirito. God their relationship in original anime were disgusting.
@MilesTheMan
@MilesTheMan 3 года назад
I really hope that the reason Asuna keeps "escaping" is that the bars are too far apart and she can simply walk through.
@jjrulez1596
@jjrulez1596 3 года назад
omg please, let this be the reason
@razargrey59
@razargrey59 3 года назад
I just imagine it as another admit code that is glitched. Just like the paralysis.
@LucaLukaszPascua
@LucaLukaszPascua 3 года назад
Or she keeps busting the doors open, because they could not figure out how to enforce it due to budget reasons.
@rinokumura7371
@rinokumura7371 3 года назад
Or The Game Is Too Buggy And Makes Her Escape Easy As Pie
@alliesofcallofduty
@alliesofcallofduty 3 года назад
@@rinokumura7371 i mean ALO was based off of the the dumpster fire that was SAO sooo... at least people aint dieing now
@dan240393
@dan240393 3 года назад
She increases the "kindness" bar on her interaction profile. And then glitches the face directly off of Leafa's head... Yui needs an SCP entry.
@drguineapig8755
@drguineapig8755 3 года назад
SCP-000.001 Abridged Yui
@solonovamax
@solonovamax 3 года назад
brb, writing that now.
@drguineapig8755
@drguineapig8755 3 года назад
solonovamax tell me when you’re done
@Bluesonofman
@Bluesonofman 3 года назад
Just leaving this here
@ravenomegatrueheart356
@ravenomegatrueheart356 3 года назад
@@solonovamax Bro, tell us when you're done!
@Notnotnotnotnotnotnotnot
@Notnotnotnotnotnotnotnot 2 года назад
i like the fact that Cazmer getting Kirito's reference implies that he was once a spriggan player like the kiritos like he confirms in the episode 16.
@FloWoodEnT123
@FloWoodEnT123 2 года назад
I love that you changed Leafa into a non-incestuous rageroid instead of... an incestuous... tadpole? Idk where that was going.
@What_Zen
@What_Zen 3 года назад
The fact that kirito actually defends rekkon when leafa said "I woulda taken anyone" is just too pure
@android19willpwn
@android19willpwn 3 года назад
character development!
@SomeRandomGarchomp
@SomeRandomGarchomp 3 года назад
Rawr (He's a good person now. He's still a sarcastic smartass, but he's a good person now )
@ChibiKami
@ChibiKami 3 года назад
Rekkon hasn't done anything to piss him off yet. It doesn't take much to annoy Kirito but Rekkon's done none of it
@arinodonichi7928
@arinodonichi7928 3 года назад
Kirito just feels bad for my boi Rekkon
@Kairukurumi
@Kairukurumi 3 года назад
Rekkon is a good boi.
@RandominityFTW
@RandominityFTW 3 года назад
"I will add your screams to my gosh darn spotify" is just absolutely terrifying in a way that went well beyond all the other threats.
@a_newcomer9403
@a_newcomer9403 3 года назад
Trrrrruuuuuuth
@Masterhitman935
@Masterhitman935 3 года назад
And to think that the languages filter doesn’t even help make it any less terrorizing.
@Cawster92
@Cawster92 3 года назад
it was kinda like a flip on the queens speech in hellsing abridged, "allucard when you find him i want you to record it while you kill him, so i can fall asleep to it every night.
@whentheskyfalls9367
@whentheskyfalls9367 2 года назад
Yui received her father's sarcasm, lack of mortality, and her mothers yandere tendency
@skinnywizard6351
@skinnywizard6351 9 месяцев назад
Yep
@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989
@thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 11 месяцев назад
Leefa being secretly really in love with reckon is really messed up but so sweet. Swe have done such a good job with making the Kiri siblings out to be believable real teenagers
@moonlight.z6543
@moonlight.z6543 3 года назад
"Don't you talk to him that way, how dare you?" BEHOLD THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!
@michealgray533
@michealgray533 3 года назад
Ep 3 or something idk: what’s the point of people if not to mock them
@MaxEllSibSwe
@MaxEllSibSwe 3 года назад
he protec, he attac, but most importantly, he got the smol bean's bacc
@mr_fahrenheight1728
@mr_fahrenheight1728 3 года назад
Honestly my favorite part of this season.
@Violatorsama1
@Violatorsama1 3 года назад
Yui: Erases Leafa's face Camera zooms in on Yui's smug face. Yui: "That should do it." Yrp she's their kid.
@llody7777
@llody7777 3 года назад
They grow up scary fast. Maybe a little too fast but whatever.
@iancomtois9832
@iancomtois9832 3 года назад
@@llody7777 She's like 5 inches tall; if anything, she grew _down_
@roberthohman4637
@roberthohman4637 3 года назад
The second kirito hears thats suguha and that yui did that...hes probs gonna ask if Yui recorded that XD
@forgottenfamily
@forgottenfamily 3 года назад
A psychologist applies their skills to torture to ensure that it's just the perfect amount to enable compliance.
@Aflay1
@Aflay1 3 года назад
forgottenfamily The psychologist’s satisfaction in light of the torment is merely a bonus.
@7Write4This9Heart7
@7Write4This9Heart7 6 месяцев назад
NGL, Asuna threatening Sugou that much just for even MENTIONING the POSSIBILITY of hurting Kirito was SO badass and cool! DAMN IT, this abridged is 100000000x better than the OG in basically EVERY way!
@Ironpaths
@Ironpaths 3 месяца назад
Not really it kinda cuts half the show
@juicecakes2458
@juicecakes2458 2 месяца назад
​@@Ironpathscuts half the insubstantial content for glorious content in general
@enigmatic3194
@enigmatic3194 2 месяца назад
​@@Ironpathsquality over quantity! That's where the money's at!
@Ironpaths
@Ironpaths 2 месяца назад
Yeah I’m not persuaded
@roblowe6543
@roblowe6543 7 месяцев назад
I love how they've changed the Asuna's captivity. She's got some fucking agency! Everyone here is terrified of her. She's technically trapped but is no less of a badass it's so good!
@4lackofbetter
@4lackofbetter 3 года назад
Yui: "Fully autonomous and sentient artificial intelligences?" Leafa: "No, like one of those robots that can talk and think." Yui: *Ah, I see... She's an idiot... A few adjustments... And...* "I sure am, Sport."
@kairuw6477
@kairuw6477 3 года назад
*respect*:0
@royaltybydefinition
@royaltybydefinition 3 года назад
SPORT
@Troll_vs.
@Troll_vs. 3 года назад
Yui is very clearly their daughter. That spite and mean streak is to strong
@harronus7758
@harronus7758 3 года назад
Leafa***
@unnamedx2
@unnamedx2 3 года назад
@@royaltybydefinition that was the best part
@randytheramendealer2116
@randytheramendealer2116 3 года назад
I am praying that when Kirito unlocks the admin privileges the first thing he does is disable the profanity filter.
@cscotch1127
@cscotch1127 3 года назад
I mean, it's definitely on the list of priorities
@matthewbrune5490
@matthewbrune5490 3 года назад
You’re saying that like he (and by extension the lotta us) ain’t gonna do it regardless
@alborjat2657
@alborjat2657 3 года назад
IMMEDIATELY
@ravenwraith1017
@ravenwraith1017 3 года назад
And accidentally mute himself.
@McGeistly
@McGeistly 2 года назад
Kirito disabling profanity filter: You know Oberon I just want to let you know something before we battle. We are going to turn the pain alllll the way up, but before I doo... *Deep Breath* "FUUCK. YOUUUUU. Ahh that's better."
@jadonabuaqil2717
@jadonabuaqil2717 2 года назад
I love how the forest folk could not answer the math tree's question that is why they are naked xD.
@moh.syafrianabie8899
@moh.syafrianabie8899 2 года назад
Holy shit you're right. I forget about that lol
@kahlilsanzsapp6195
@kahlilsanzsapp6195 2 года назад
i love how the romantic subplot is no longer between siblings it makes this show much easier to watch
@skinnywizard6351
@skinnywizard6351 9 месяцев назад
Yeah that was fucked
@knightghaleon
@knightghaleon 3 года назад
“Maybe I’m scared of him, he has a big knife.” Man that handy quest must’ve been tougher than she thought.
@EM33700
@EM33700 3 года назад
She should hear about Kirito's Legendary Pebble of Pig Smiting.
@setokaiba7995
@setokaiba7995 3 года назад
I’m going to be scared when he explodes
@crimsonstrykr
@crimsonstrykr 3 года назад
Yep. I bet it sure was a very "handy" quest. Lucky Recon.
@TheArtikae
@TheArtikae 3 года назад
He could just be trying to sell it to her.
@1iqk71
@1iqk71 3 года назад
Asuna isn't trapped with anyone. They're trapped with Asuna
@kingdragneel8116
@kingdragneel8116 3 года назад
Rorschach reference. You have my respect, good sir.
@elecric
@elecric 3 года назад
scp foundation in a nutshell
@TehRoastGod
@TehRoastGod 3 года назад
Suguo: Worry not my precious little flower. As much of a nuisance your rebellious streak can be, you're not in the least anything to be feared. By me, that is. I cannot speak for Shoji and the other guards. Asuna: The only thing they fear....Is ME!
@kiritun
@kiritun 3 года назад
* "At Doom's Gate" intensifies "
@picklepaddy
@picklepaddy 3 года назад
#asunacontainmentbreach
@antongrigoryev6381
@antongrigoryev6381 2 года назад
"She's gone... Of course she's gone..." Oh man, I already see Sugou going absolutely crazy from spending his time with Azuna. He chose the wrong damsel to put in distress.
@elijahkeen3718
@elijahkeen3718 2 года назад
By him saying, “That’s the plot of stardust” proves that he’s smarter than all the SAO players. MOVIE REFERENCES
@f0x1ro1
@f0x1ro1 3 года назад
Kirito - a slightly wholesome sociopath Asuna - yandere who makes him look wholesome when compared to her Yui - a psychopath AI with murderous ideas Suguha - an agressive highschool girl who hits people with her sword, just because. I wonder who Kiritos parents are...
@TheSpencermacdougall
@TheSpencermacdougall 3 года назад
Hitler and the queen of hearts from the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland?
@char3407
@char3407 3 года назад
Joker and Harley Quinn
@CelticRot
@CelticRot 3 года назад
King and Queen from the Royal Flush Gang
@lurker230
@lurker230 3 года назад
Dead. They're dead
@jotheunissen9274
@jotheunissen9274 3 года назад
@@lurker230 In this version they died from one of Kirito's pranks gone wrong which traumatised Sugu
@MyxMage
@MyxMage 3 года назад
Leafa: "Nice Hat." Yui: "Thanks." Leafa: "I was being sarcastic." Yui: "Well I stole your face!"
@triforceofcourage100
@triforceofcourage100 3 года назад
MyxMage muffled screaming
@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007
@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 3 года назад
That is exactly what I thought of when I saw that.
@starfishhugger6232
@starfishhugger6232 3 года назад
*sticks flag in the the ground. Pulls out radio.* "Requesting extraction! I have found it! The perfect comment!!!"
@ejpennine7479
@ejpennine7479 3 года назад
Yui: Got your nose. Leafs: SCREAMS
@nick_7259
@nick_7259 3 года назад
Im sure I heard something similar to this at one of the ASDF movies
@mythmage8231
@mythmage8231 Год назад
17:40 Has the same energy as "what mouth?"
@Aerowarrier
@Aerowarrier 2 года назад
Asuna will absolutely learn to set people on fire with her eyes using magic in this world
@maxrichards3881
@maxrichards3881 11 месяцев назад
STAAAAAAAAAARE... Easy, girl.
@LukoSavage
@LukoSavage 3 года назад
“...People log into this game just to run an airport?” ........ My hours in Flight Sim X feel attacked
@MiudmonDice
@MiudmonDice 3 года назад
at least there's gameplay centered around that. those wierdos actually just roleplay it out.
@wmacosx
@wmacosx 3 года назад
that's a fairport
@munchiesfox
@munchiesfox 3 года назад
@@wmacosx I just woke up and read this. How dare you.
@nothri
@nothri 3 года назад
@@munchiesfox To answer your question, 'How dare you' I believe you will find that the actions that inspired your question are in fact a perfectly good example of exactly how he 'dares'.
@ElloFantasy
@ElloFantasy 3 года назад
Well...that's one thing, but, considering everyone can fly in this................
@JC-ky6mp
@JC-ky6mp 3 года назад
For those who couldn't read Suguha's psych profile: ""The patient displays classic narcissistic and borderline sociopathic behavior, especially when engaging with her brother, Kazuto Kirigaya (aka Kirito aka xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe aka Daddy). This appears to stem from deeply held feelings of resentment, as well as internalized self-hatred regarding her Femininity, most likely originating from an as-yet-unknown event in the siblings' early childhood. The lifelong repression of these feelings seems to have bled into her other relationships as well, causing her to lash out at those she perceives weaker than herself. This behavior is most evident when interacting with her "friend" Recon, whom she CLEARLY has romantic feelings for, yet takes every opportunity to belittle and keep at an emotional distance, even though we can all tell what's going on and she should just admit she likes him and treat that poor, sweet, boy with the love and compassion he deserves! In short, I believe someone or something caused her to view any display of more traditionally feminine traits as something to be ashamed of, and seems to lay the blame solely on her brother. As for why this is the case, further investigation shall be needed."
@Excalibur01
@Excalibur01 3 года назад
People forget what type of AI Yui was originally designed to be
@hine66
@hine66 3 года назад
I scrolled through the comments just for this. Bless you ❤
@thatcynicalbastard6636
@thatcynicalbastard6636 3 года назад
Thank you so much.
@starlord_b7602
@starlord_b7602 3 года назад
Thank you so much
@jewelgriffon
@jewelgriffon 3 года назад
Thank you so much
@shewolfroux6091
@shewolfroux6091 2 года назад
I feel like Rekkon and Leefa have a very similar relationship to that of Asuna and Kirito. Like full on parallel relationship. And I LIVE for it! Especially when Kirito points it out!
@jsloanhpi
@jsloanhpi Год назад
Shoji is instantly my new favorite character, just for the fondness in A’s voice when she mentioned him. Poor dude.
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