The Worst 'Home Alone' Sequel To Date (w/@BurstAngel15, @SinglePlayerCarl, and @Jack!) 

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You can't make the robbers sympathetic and then have the kid fire thumbtacks into their faces.

"Yeah, the first Home Alone movie was good and all, but you know what it needs? It needs to make Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern's characters really sympathetic and nice." *-No one except Disney*

35:32 "Hey, kids! Remember when Joe Pesci did that funny noise and made a goofy face after his hat was set on fire?" "Yeah!" "Well, here's a closeup shot of Ellie Kemper sobbing in pain!" "Is...is she the bad guy in this one?" "She and her husband are trying to save their home." "B...By stealing?" "No, by recovering their own stolen property." "......" "Merry Christmas!"

This main character is way more likely to grow up and become Jigsaw than Kevin.

Remember that movie where the two despicable thieves get outwitted by a plucky kid? And like, the thieves had cartoony, slapstick reactions to the traps, even if the traps seemed really dangerous? Well, the remake really aught to have it so the "thieves" are trying to reclaim stolen property, and they're being assaulted by a monstrous little gremlin child. One of the thieves should full-on cry, in real anguish, after suffering one of his traps! It'll be a scream!

“Here’s another Home Alone Remake; you may not have asked for this but here it is.” -Extra Credit

Compared to this new one, the first Home Alone was more heartfelt, Kevin's feelings towards his family being gone developing into missing his family, the mom's journey home, and the Old Man Marley scenes, and it all comes together in the end quite nicely.

This brat doesn't even keep his distance from them and all of his traps just seem like something he did because he was bored. Killer origin story.

Funny fact, the guy who played Buzz McAllister just got arrested for strangling his girlfriend a week ago.

The reason why the originals Kevin was sympathetic is because he WAS treated poorly even if it was just little stuff like his cousin calling him incompetent, his oldest cousin trying to scare him, and his mom actually being rude to him made him not seem bratty but rather reasonably pissed. This… he’s just complaining and they never gave us a good reason to care. Also the plot with the robbers is so unintelligibly not clever I could dig a hole and take a dump in it and come back a month later and have more developed plot than this garbage.

Okay, so the Wet Bandits fully deserved everything that happened to them, and it was kept well within the realm of slapstick comedy. They never cried, they never took lasting damage, and when they did get punished, it was kept as slap stick.

I’m actually offended they were reusing the music from the two good movies, like bitch you didn’t earn those heartfelt John Williams cues.

this movie is the epitome of "nothing matters"

“Honestly, he seems like more of a sociopath than Kevin Mcalester” *woman gets lit on fire, as if to prove J’s point*

This movie would make more sense if the kids family had the doll to begin with and didn't know it's value, and the other family was trying to steal it because of greed... As it stands the kid is in the wrong entirely and the only mistake the other family made was to not call the cops and instead go "B&E? Naw It'll be fine..."

I don't understand how or why the "villains" would stay in contact with that family after their kid tried to legit murder them. Like misunderstanding or not I'm pretty sure I ain't chilling or keeping those people on my xmas card list.

I hate that Archie Yates (the kid) is going to be known for this insufferable character, when he was so loveable in JoJo Rabbit.

"Give my luggage a tuggage." -- "Kid-friendly" Disney movie, 2021

Now I do want a black Home Alone. "Hood Alone" or some shit, idk lol

14:11 No. That CAN'T be the plot. Nobody would be stupid enough to plan a home invasion around an expensive doll. Ugh, it is the plot, isn't it?

Wow that was god awful. The kid was the antagonist.

"You've ruined my Christmas. I'm Jewish now." 🤣🤣🤣

What pissed me off the most was their use of John William's touching music for this piece of garbage.

Okay I already hated the kid because he played annoying bratty stereotypes up to 11, and had a really unsubstantiated-by-the-movie "no one cares about me!" attitude. Then we get to the traps and these things are like actual attempts to kill people. Who looked at this movie and thought that kind of sociopathy was okay in the kid? Example: The Nerf Turrets would be fine as a "mess with them and disorient" type of set up, maybe gets them to fall on their ass over a couch or something. Then someone decided to put thumb tacks in the thing, which could actually put an eye out at the MINIMUM on someone. It's just adding sadism to the trap for no reason despite us knowing the "thieves" in this movie aren't amoral people like the original film. It's a weird contradiction because making them sympathetic seems like they want to make a feel good "see, nobody has to have it that bad in the end" story, but then they up the sadism on the traps on top of them being questionably deserved in the first place.

This was supposed to release to theaters? It looks more like a really low-budget TV movie. Like, not even B-movie levels of effort. Watch this be a tax write-off. EDIT: In retrospect, Home Alone 2 & 3 weren't that bad. They were repetitive, sure, because there's only so much you can do with this premise, but they at least had good slapstick and more heart.

JLongbone’s editor is my favorite character in the new Home Alone movie.

So, this movie apparently decided to merge Home Alone and Christmas Story? What with the fantasy scene from the robbers' side and then from the kid's side... The plate given to the father was a chicken breast, traditionally, it's a weight loss meal... suggesting the host thinks Dad there could lose some weight...

18:34 Hollywood, being self aware doesn't absolve you for the list of awful movies.

Milk is the worst thing to use to burn someone's mouth. Milk can pretty much get rid of spicy sensations in your mouth, it's the best thing to use.

Not since Joffrey have I wanted to see a kid get Spartan kicked into a bottomless pit so bad.

I saw "marvel" in the description and thought Marvel was involved with the making of this movie. Then I realized it was meant as a sarcastic jab lol Hollywoods blurred line between reality and satire is complete.

That thumbnail 😂

Does Kenan Thompson not age? I swear he almost looks exactly like he did back in the days of Nickelodeon, just with facial hair.

>Jlongbone on a rhino I just want to say that I like how rhino is everyone's EFAP-related spiritual animal at this point.

I like the 'to date' in the title, because I wouldn't be surprised if another sequel/reboot comes out within the next couple of years and it's even worse.

I love the Lego Yoda death sound for anyone leaving 😂

I like how Ellie Kemper is named Pam in this movie when she also starred in the office as Erin, who in turn was basically a discount Pam.

"The james corden of children" The truthest truth i ever herd

Where the movie was trash, y'all were gold. Wunderbar.

So the villainous thieves are now characterized as bumbling bafoonish incompetents that only ended up in their position because of moral cowardice. That's *your* doll, all you have to do is ask for it back, but they don't. Plus the parents are made to appear as negligent. While it's still negligent for the McAllisters to forget Kevin in the original, they had over a dozen kids to keep track of and had multiple scenes setting up *how* it occurred. These parents seem like they would just leave their kids behind for little reason. Just more of the _New Sensibilities_ acting themselves out.

42:23 "you ruined my Christmas, I'm Jewish now" 43:30, thank me later 43:36 "Home Alone has made an enemy today"

How to make the movie better with one simple change: "Home Alone with Competent Robbers" Disney made the poor people (let's face it, they risk losing their house: they're poor) villains and the rich family that forgets their kids and poisons people the heroes. Why? *looks at Galactic Starcruiser hotel* Oh...

Looks like milk and cookies are gonna catch this kid before the Sticky Bandits.

34:37 Mentos and coke is an instantaneous reaction. You're NOT getting the cap back on quick enough to avoid a mess.

The art watermark btw is epic, def needs to be in a comic book.

"...To Date..." I appreciate the title's.... optimism?

“Tipsy bartender.” Almost thought he said gypsy bartender lol. That gives me an idea for a bar name though, the tipsy gypsy.

Why is Harry Potter holding a rocket launcher in the thumbnail?

Cops everyone, showing _negligence_ to possible child endangerment...wow

Wait...older Buzz gets a call about a B&E and dismisses it as a prank...because of Kevin's call in the past? But...shouldn't he be *more* likely to jump to action because of that? Since his little brother had that actual experience?

The Skeletor edit followed by "it worked for the Grinch" 'bout killed me. :)

16:44 Oh God, they took John Williams' theme and TURNED IT INTO A CHINESE KNOCKOFF! Also, why couldn't the bad guy couple just call the mom and tell her to return the doll her kid stole, and then call the cops if they refuse?

Honestly, this is my favorite group J features after watching the entire roast of I Am Not Starfire.

Another reboot that no one asked for. The best Home Alone movies will always be the original two.

And what movie ad shows up below the chat replay? Home Alone. The *actual* 1990 Home Alone.

They would get the money from the doll for the house, until they would have to spend most of it on medical bills after all the injuries from that little sociopath.

All of these SNL people in this movie....starting to think they think they're actually funny....

“If we put our necks together we can make a single moviebob.” IM FUCKING DYING LAUGHING

So we're just going to ignore the cross dressing scene that came about because he got a little "curious" while Home Alone 😂

What is with the acting in this movie? I saw EFAP's reaction to the original: the acting in that was you know, normal when it needed to be and cartoony when it needed to be. Because it knew what the tone was. But no, let's be cartoony and exaggerated ALL THE TIME with the acting. Look at Kevin's parents in the original and how they interacted and look these clowns who are the baddies, the guy being the worst actor. Also being aware that you're crappy remake does not get you off the hook that you're crappy remake.

“Why would someone go to japan for Christmas?” Maybe they like KFC a ton?

The thumbnail got me crying Also the other families' parents forgive Not-Kevin for not having the doll forgetting this damn pre-teen maniac tried to actively murder them. It wasn't even an accident, the fucker tried to put them on fire, pierce them with icycles, modified nerf bullets, break several bones, cause a car crash on an icy road and break their skulls by dropping them from stairs and shooting them with fucking pool balls, not to mention that many of his ''Traps'' could cause concussions or brain damage to the parents.

This movie was simply so terrible, so painfully slow and torturous in so many ways that I couldn't make it through to the end when it came out. I only just now learned the ending. That ending was just as stupid and unsatisfying as I figured it would be. They didn't have the balls to end it the way it should have: with a shot of the kid dragging a couple of human-sized bags into the woods, humming "Somewhere in My Memory". Maybe have him whack one of the bags with a shovel when it starts to squirm. The rest of the movie was borderline horror. Why not end it properly? What demented monster decided making the bandits sympathetic was a good idea? Pop culture has wasted quite a few bytes discussing how the kid in the original was a psycho. Home Alone _only_ worked because the Wet Bandits were worse than Kevin and it was all presented in a slapstick way.

Gotta steal me that $200k doll when there's a 10 million perfect full immersion VR device as a gag.

It's like they took the nail on the tarred steps from the first movie and decided that should be the baseline and not the worst thing done.

that drawing of JLong riding the rhino, kept me wondering if the Rhino is a Wakandan steed.

So they explain everything but how they left the main character behind. The scene is barely 3 minutes long in the first movie but it perfectly explains how they left the kid behind I mean it doesn't explain why some random ass kid was going through their car but everything else the rush to get ready because the power went out and the fact that they left a kid in charge of counting all the kids makes a lot of sense

This is just plain confusing, you can just ask for the doll. Can we get movies written by humans?

How much of this plot would’ve been skipped if, when the two “thieves” broke into the house, the woman said doll instead of boy. It’s extremely jarring that it’s the only time they refer to the doll as “boy”, instead of just calling it a doll. Literally the only reason she refers it as that is so the kid can misinterpret her.

If this is Home Alone then I'm a fucking turtle. Seriously, what is this.

The movie may be bad, but this was gold.

"Nobody has a landline anymore". Actually I have. Just like all of my neithbors. I know Russia is not exactly pinacle of technical advance, but still... this movie is dumb... especially when it's trying to sound clever.

There's only 2 Home Alone movies. The first one and New York it ends after that.

I feel bad for that kid actor, because he wasr really good and funny and sweet in Jojo rabbit

Yoooo.. that pic of you in the Batwoman suit is awesome.. shout-out to the illustrated!

39:55 ... I'll never get tired of the Ultra Instinct

How did these actors make it through filming? Nobody in the middle of ANY of these scenes asked: "What are we doing here?"

Disney: make the robbers nice and more relatable. And turn the kid into psychopath btw.

15:52 that slip was not scripted. lol

That fan art of J is excellent!! It’s amazing I really didn’t mind looking at it over the video.

Loved it!!!! Hate the movie, wife wanted to watch and even she hated it!! But you guys were great!

Are we rooting for this MC? He is so unlikable...

"It's for kids guys. They won't be able to tell if we tried or not." - Disney

For Home Alone, there’s a certain way things go. You need to have the villains be unsympathetic, to be deserving of the punishments they will endure. At the same time, you can’t have the traps be too intense. If they reach a certain level of violence or danger, it will lose its appeal as slapstick, as well as make the child protagonist seem like they’re actually evil and sadistic (to the point where it’s not funny anymore and actively hurts the film). Now, it’s one thing to make your antagonists be struggling parents who are only trying to get back stolen property. It’s another to make the traps so dangerous, the kid may have actually killed them if it weren’t for some lucky breaks. But having both of those things in the same movie? It’s no wonder this reboot flopped so hard!

39:55 Best part of the movie until the demon child got away.

I’ll admit, I have a soft spot for the 3rd Home Alone movie (also the 2nd Home Alone movie I say is an underrated gem, at least to me); but holy Christ this is an absolute abomination!! Who was the bright spark who thought “you know, we should make the burglars from Home Alone; who in both original movies actually threaten and almost come close to killing Kevin; sympathetic”…..SERIOUSLY!!? And my god, whatever people say about the kid from the 3rd Home Alone movie he is far more likable and not a future serial killer in the making. Plus, in that movie the kid had a reason as to why he fought the secret agents/burglars and he risked his own life quite a few times in the movie and like Kevin he is threatened with death quite a few times but is able to keep his own and shows that yeah he’s got problems but he’s a good kid(ex: he constantly calls the police to catch the agents and is upset when no one believes him and is scared for his family when the agents find out who he is and he has the thing they want) I can only hope next Christmas RLM gets a physical copy of this dumpster fire for BOTW and gets the original Kevin (I can’t spell his name but know his name and he’s a cool dude) to destroy this garbage as well like the “fourth” one (hopefully Rich Evans is not assaulted like last time)

All I can say is that, I'm glad they tried something "new". BUT, This movie wouldn't have been that bad if they didn't make the "villians" into a sympathetic family. The whole point in watching any Home Alone movie is the traps and seeing the "villains" get hurt comedically. This movie made me feel sick seeing the married couple get hurt.

Everyone here has such great voices, this is the first time I've ever heard Jack's and Burst Angel's

“Yeah, we know that the home alone remake we made is terrible, but who cares? If it’s good enough for kids it’s good enough for profit.” ~Disney

Biggest problem with alota these movies as well as alota remakes is that they are all "ACTING!". Non of the characters are believable.

A movie so bad that even the normally delightful Ellie Kemper can't elevate it.

John Hughes is rolling in his grave.

This movie’s automatically worse than the OG just for making the main kid British.

Nobody can top the grasscutter scene from home alone 3 in terms of straight up scary horror movie trappings

...the dude playing Buzz has the same teeth and his mouth is shaped very much the same... This is what happens when your mom is a dentist...

When he caught the ball and went UI🤣🤣🤣🤣

You can’t make the robbers sympathetic but also turn the kid into young Rambo.

The biggest failing of the movie is that it tryed to make the robbers sympathic. We spend 75% of the movie on them instead on the kid and because of this we start rooting for them. + They were in the right since in this scenario they were the ones who got ROBBED. While the kid gets no development what so ever. He is just a selfish brat from start to finish. And the traps aren't funny. They are just painfull to watch and the reactions (especialy the crying) dose not help eather.It makes you cringe.

​look at the last of the zootopia borba comic trilogy PLEASE