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@JLongbone
@JLongbone 6 лет назад
I'm still working on a Beauty & The Beast review! This movie needed my attention more lol ►Become a Patron! www.patreon.com/JLongbone or ►Donate! www.paypal.me/BoneyLong
@ajaxthegreatest2191
@ajaxthegreatest2191 3 года назад
Wow! So I'm loving your channel and catching up on old videos when i find this. Im literally becoming distressed as i realize I've seen this entire movie, rescently, but can remember nothing that happens until prompted by this video. I think my subconscious managed to push it out of my head and is now upset with me for having relived the experience, hence the mild panic attack (as some sort of punishment, no doubt).
@oneandonlysound3453
@oneandonlysound3453 3 года назад
After this you should do a review of other Hellraisers. I'm not saying "do them all" but like, you can pick on the "Rick Bota abortions" (even though I think Hellworld-the 8th one is actually pretty well done despite it being obvious something is off in pinhead's first scene). However, the 4th film, had like 20 minutes cut out, disjointing the film, forcing pinhead to appear earlier before telling "the whole story" and ultimately making the ending actually "less bloody/violent" for SOME REASON, and it is actually is the "franchise end" as all others take place before it, despite the failure to really make it seem like Pinhead dies due to the studio edit mess. I still think it's like middling, 4th best probably, but could've easily been 3rd or even 2nd best if what was lost "fleshed" it out like it needed to be.
@oneandonlysound3453
@oneandonlysound3453 3 года назад
P.S. I would love to see a theatrical reboot that'd go off the book a little more for variation but I think they'd make kirstie a biracial lesbian and julia a bisexual harley quinn and her husband a soyboy done by blumhouse. If they got someone and people who actually wanted to make a real movie though, it could surpass the original and the 2nd too (which I think is heavily underrated, the labyrinth and julia returning was epic af).
@HebrewNonPartisanVoter
@HebrewNonPartisanVoter Год назад
They're Ripping off Season 5 Of American Horror Story (Hotel StoryLine) ¡The American Horror Story Had a a Ten Commandments Serial Killer Similar to how Hellraiser Judgment Has the Preceptor Serial Killer!
@mooni0724
@mooni0724 6 лет назад
*who you calling p I n h e a d*
@masonpelzer8052
@masonpelzer8052 4 года назад
I wanna be dirty dan!
@MOVISUALS
@MOVISUALS 4 года назад
i love you for this
@Darknight8200
@Darknight8200 4 года назад
in love with the moon nice
@milmil5350
@milmil5350 5 лет назад
I think horror movie directors and game designers are confused. They can't tell the difference between grossing out the audience vs scaring them. 😦
@PIB2000
@PIB2000 5 лет назад
Can't say I fully agree because they are kind of moving out of it, but remember the splatter resurgence in the mid-to-late 2000's? There is a difference between gross and scary, and you can do both, but gross seems to get more attention.
@TheRoflcer
@TheRoflcer 5 лет назад
To be fair I think when it comes to video games you can look towards the promoted indie games and get a good fix (I know a RU-vidr who finds these things pretty well)
@tracexl
@tracexl 4 года назад
Visceral, bloody imagery have their place, and properly executed even buckets of blood can be downright terrrifying. I think that most filmmakers today use the body horror and gore as a crutch more than anything. That and FAR too many jump scares with too much buildup. A jump scare works best when the audience, let alone the character, least expects it. We are right there with the character, wide eyed, open mouthed, and shrieking as the blade drops or the jaws snap shut. I think today's movies are missing atmosphere, and writing that gives the antagonist a sense of mystery and intrigue, where we know only the basics about them, want to know more, but never quite get to as they knock off the cast one by one and always seem a step ahead, even when they lose.
@omegamark9178
@omegamark9178 4 года назад
@@tracexl exactly! Using gore to cover up lack of any creative storytelling. Certanly not against gore(grew up on hellraiser,Friday13th,etc.),but it should be used to accentuate,not just be a guro wankfest! (Personally i blame hostel and every saw movie after the 1st,which would have been better as a stand-alone movie)
@Air_Serpent
@Air_Serpent 4 года назад
Omega Mark SAW probably had something in it too.
@HorrorBorealis
@HorrorBorealis 6 лет назад
I died at the Goosebumps part
@DarkCrusader27
@DarkCrusader27 3 года назад
For me it was the neck brace joke.
@vonshellebaldwin449
@vonshellebaldwin449 6 лет назад
Why are so many modern horror movies just flat out gross? They're not scary, they're just gross.
@PhoenixProdLLC
@PhoenixProdLLC 6 лет назад
Vonshelle Baldwin They know their market ;)
@nightmarefanatic1819
@nightmarefanatic1819 2 года назад
@ሃየኡህ የኡጣሃኳሃ Except disgust is literally facet of horror.
@fuckoffgoogle1657
@fuckoffgoogle1657 3 месяца назад
It’s mindless garbage. Like jump scares are mindless garbage. Idk when horror movies became brain dead but it’s not a good look
@omnimonramone8459
@omnimonramone8459 3 года назад
Remember when the cenobites were "Demons to some,angels to others"? That was a good time.
@mahobgood30
@mahobgood30 4 года назад
Wouldn't hellraiser being human just turn him on more? Its literally experiencing the flesh. Way more than any demon could experience.
@Noin007
@Noin007 4 года назад
Don’t you just hate it when you’re walking down a dark alley and you’re suddenly ambushed by bad editing?
@dariness7176
@dariness7176 4 года назад
"STOP LOOKING INTO THE F#$KING CAMERA" LOL
@AUSTONDANGELO610
@AUSTONDANGELO610 6 лет назад
Another day, another great video from the goddess of RU-vid.
@samsmith939
@samsmith939 4 года назад
I'm the hundredth like
@tracexl
@tracexl 4 года назад
It's silly that the Lament Configuration is somehow not as tempting as the Internet or cellular phones. The story describes the box as having a sinister attraction to it that beckons those who notice it to touch it, caress it, and begin to try and solve it. Even if they aren't hip to what the Box is or what it does, they can't help but be drawn to it... until they open it and bring the Cenobites to claim them and take them to Hell. Pinhead/The Engineer is not like this either. He just wants to examine the darker, twisted side of humanity and bring them pain, which is synonymous with pleasure for him and his ilk. He would have toyed with Detective 1, scaring him with torturous delights and nightmarish set pieces while simultaneously dropping hints as to his wife's infidelity, as the mental anguish would drive him over the edge. Perhaps he might consider Detective one for a Cenobite by placing his brother and wife at Detective 1's mercy and see what choice he makes: grant them a pass, or tear their souls apart. The angel is completely irrelevant save as perhaps a lead into a sequel at the end as perhaps Heaven is tired of Pinhead screwing with humanity. Anything but this vapid pile of trash. It's sad how far this series has fallen.
@omnimonramone8459
@omnimonramone8459 3 года назад
The cenobites need to make a lament fidget spinner.
@JesterEx
@JesterEx 3 месяца назад
I opened Facebook today and lost 15 hours of my day. I'm not surprised that the internet is more appealing.
@ScottishAtheist
@ScottishAtheist 4 года назад
Fun fact: The Auditor was the also the writer/director.
@RunyaEithelNar
@RunyaEithelNar 4 года назад
This movie was also his vanity project which he tried to crowfunding before got Hellraiser gig. He only added Pinhead and Box.
@tgiacin435
@tgiacin435 4 года назад
RunyaEithelNar He was also part of the series since 3, and actually worked with Clive and Doug. But I guess something happed durning the filming for revelation. The whole story is kinda crazy
@candycream3507
@candycream3507 4 года назад
@@RunyaEithelNar Just like a lot of other Hellraiser movies
@Dinker27
@Dinker27 5 лет назад
"Birds of a feather suffer together." I like this more than I should. Maybe I'm being pretentious, but that's actually kinda deep. :U Maybe this could have been Pinhead Goes To the Laundry Mat with how much time they spend "cleaning". I won't lie, though, the whole Auditor-typewriter-thing sounds like a pretty creative idea. I like that idea, but maybe it would have been better executed in a different film.
@TheHollowClown
@TheHollowClown 6 лет назад
Absolutely agree. The franchise had been taken downhill in the last few years, but this one right here was the final nail in the coffin. It's a shame, really.
@tgiacin435
@tgiacin435 4 года назад
Kill La Kill Yourself this one actually tried to be a hellraiser movie, and not some random script with cenobites added. The whole story of how this movie got made is crazy, and the director really wanted to add to the mythos of hell. Sometimes I get got the feeling there were some major studio interference since all the hellraiser movies are basically used to keep the copyright. The movie has potential, and the director had passion and actually wanted to try and bring his vision to life.
@PsychicHyrax
@PsychicHyrax 5 лет назад
Pinhead's over dramatic NOOOOO! at the end makes me piss myself laughing every time I see it.
@enzedbrit
@enzedbrit 6 лет назад
Bloody hell! You make me laugh!! I'm increasing my Patreon pledge.
@JLongbone
@JLongbone 6 лет назад
I love you
@TheHangarHobbit
@TheHangarHobbit 5 лет назад
Just FYI....its not a Hellraiser film. The director before being called by the owner of the Hellraiser license had a Kickstarter trying to raise funds for his horror movie...about an auditor who writes your sins in blood which is then eaten and puked and you are judged by the crazy bitches...sound familiar? You can even find the Kickstarter vid where its almost shot for shot the start of this "Hellraiser" movie. Just like the 3 previous Hellraiser movies it was a script for a completely different movie they shoved Pinhead into so they could call it a Hellraiser sequel and hang onto the Hellraiser license because if the current owner doesn't make a movie every so many years the rights revert back to Barker, just like Fox had to make a Fantastic Four every so often to keep the rights.
@ZyroShadowPony
@ZyroShadowPony 5 лет назад
Oh damn
@TheHangarHobbit
@TheHangarHobbit 5 лет назад
@@ZyroShadowPony Yeah...seriously look up the Kickstarter, its damn near shot for shot line for line. This is why the quality of Hellraiser has fallen so low compared to say Nightmare or Friday the 13th franchises , its because the last 4 movies they literally just bought ultra cheap indie horror film scripts (and in 2 cases the writer/director with it) so they could shove Pinhead into it and call it Hellraiser so they could keep the rights from going back to Barker. This is why they are so shitty, its not even movie by committee, its movie by accountants.
@ZyroShadowPony
@ZyroShadowPony 5 лет назад
@@TheHangarHobbit is that why the actor who played pinhead stop using the role because those other movies were shit?
@TheHangarHobbit
@TheHangarHobbit 5 лет назад
@@ZyroShadowPony Because they became so damn cheap they offered him a pittance and he realized they really weren't gonna even attempt to make anything watchable, they are literally just making the cheapest shit they can to keep the license. They have become no different than the Roger Corman Fantastic Four, movies that aren't made to be watched, just to cover a contract stipulation. Its sad really as Barker has said he'd be happy to make a GOOD Hellraiser but he cannot until the scumbags that control the IP run out of cash to make shitty movies to hang onto the IP but since they have gotten to the point they are doing nothing but buying cheapo indie horror flicks and stuffing Pinhead into them? The odds we will ever see another decent Hellraiser during Barker's lifetime is pretty much zilch. But just because you buy a script doesn't automatically make it bad, after all Die Hard 3 was originally a Lethal Weapon script which is why it feels more like a buddy cop movie than a Die Hard. But they actually TRIED and rewrote the script to make it work as a Die Hard. Like I said look up the Kickstarter and you will see the IP holders gave ZERO fucks about the movie as its beat for beat, shot for shot what that director had originally wrote, they just had him shove in a few scenes of Pinhead doing jack and shit so they could call it a Hellraiser and keep the IP. I'd call it a cash grab but that is actually an insult to cash grabs, its a contract fulfillment, it only exists to keep the Hellraiser IP until they can figure out some way to cash in on it.
@shadowagent7361
@shadowagent7361 3 года назад
So kill an Angel, get resurrected? Ok,sounds like a plan
@themanonthewallgammairradi8763
@themanonthewallgammairradi8763 4 года назад
"Put it in your tumblr blog..." LMAO
@42ndblaze43
@42ndblaze43 5 лет назад
You know the movie seems to have been ANOTHER movie at some point. The Preceptor, the Ten Commandments fashioned killings, maybe the filmmakers realised that they were making a SE7EN rip off and shoehorned Hellraiser in at the last minute.
@Anna-tk7ui
@Anna-tk7ui 5 лет назад
K so we got a serial killer that kills based on the Ten Commandments, and he has this really cool name, called the Preceptor and-- Sir? Sir? (Sigh) What intern? Um, sorry, to bother you, but this movie kinda sounds like the movie Se7en. What? Se7en? It's got Kevin Spacey and Brad Pitt in it? You know, Kevin Spacey is killing people based on the Seven Deadly Sins and they call him John Doe because they don't know his name and then Brad Pitt arrests him but it turns out Kevin Spacey killed Brad's pregnant wife and put her head in a box so Brad Pitt shoots him which is the final death needed to complete Spacey's plan? .......shit. What remake rights do we have? Sir this Hellraiser one that's been on the back burner since 2006? Best we got, make it work somehow.
@DRUNKENATHEISTSTUDIO
@DRUNKENATHEISTSTUDIO 6 лет назад
I'm glad I watched your review instead of the movie. :)
@psionicdreams
@psionicdreams 6 лет назад
I met Doug Bradley at a sci-fi cone years ago. Good bloke.
@gortimustidditus
@gortimustidditus 6 лет назад
Thus was so good-looking especially since you had knowledge about the other films before flaming this trash movie :p also the jokes and editing has me in stitches
@ernestcrowder07
@ernestcrowder07 4 года назад
It took me watching The Mauler, being RU-vidd to Jay Exci, to seeing your cameo on his video to find the funniest, clever, and total embodiment of what I consider what hilarity is....your channel! Your simply the best and after I finish (stalkingly) watching all your content, I’m going to unsubscribed 80% of my subscriptions. Lol!!!! (....seriously)
@vcparker5146
@vcparker5146 4 года назад
7:02 He's eating those sins like it's an all you can eat buffet
@paysonterhune290
@paysonterhune290 4 года назад
Did you notice the street name? Ludovico Street? Such a hipster Clockwork Orange reference
@asher8754
@asher8754 3 года назад
Hellworld is officially not the worst in the franchise . Dear g-d I never thought I’d ever say that.
@Rockreaper
@Rockreaper 6 лет назад
There are no really good modern horror movies as of late. This is disappointing.
@beneales
@beneales 6 лет назад
I dunno, I thought It Follows was a masterpiece.
@lemonboy4950
@lemonboy4950 6 лет назад
2017 Raw was pretty good, have you seen it mate?
@Rockreaper
@Rockreaper 6 лет назад
Not as of yet, but if it's any better than this bullshit I'll definitely look into it.
@DeclanCorey
@DeclanCorey 6 лет назад
Split and Get Out was pretty good. And somehow they were both produced by Blumhouse! Odd.
@PhyzikTalks
@PhyzikTalks 5 лет назад
Yeah you have to look, you're never going to find good horror coming from mainstream Hollywood. There have been tons of great horror movies recently; Get Out, Hereditary, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, It Follows, The Witch, The Devils Candy, A Dark Song, Raw etc etc.
@wanderingoryx3710
@wanderingoryx3710 5 лет назад
PINS IN HIS HEAD, TEAR YOUR SOUL TO SHREDS
@dewae1158
@dewae1158 4 года назад
"a disturbance in the whorce" XD
@IceGoddessRukia
@IceGoddessRukia 5 лет назад
7:56 caught me off guard so badly I can't stop laughing about it. x,D
@ericm.rivera9511
@ericm.rivera9511 4 года назад
omfg that goosebumps edit had me fucking dying
@WiredAl
@WiredAl 5 лет назад
"Companion Piece," I say, making airquotes so hard the bones in my fingers shatter.Great review! I love watching this thing get torn to shreds I must admit XD
@beneales
@beneales 6 лет назад
You thought this killer’s motivation was the worst? You haven’t seen Amusement. Great video nonetheless.
@jerriustate9638
@jerriustate9638 4 года назад
That intro was PERFECTION.
@teddyharvester
@teddyharvester 3 года назад
10:50 Man he be pistol-whippin that concrete so hard that it killed her. Is that really the most favorable angle they could get?
@danton8302
@danton8302 6 лет назад
Who you callin' Pinhead
@ihvojd
@ihvojd 5 лет назад
I’m Dirty Dan!
@hunterfralix8387
@hunterfralix8387 5 лет назад
Which one of u fellers is the real dirty dan
@shaunmatthews4601
@shaunmatthews4601 4 года назад
I love how you used that Pinhead quote at the end, lol!
@mrs.hickey9867
@mrs.hickey9867 6 лет назад
2 seconds in and you've already made my week
@madamebkrt
@madamebkrt 4 года назад
Really off topic...but what is the music used for this video? I'm loving it!
@wickedfeylady
@wickedfeylady 5 лет назад
1:18 nice reference to the original Fright Night!
@bettyboop2456
@bettyboop2456 4 года назад
Why do the effects look better from the 80s movies
@krushking643
@krushking643 4 года назад
14:49 ....after all this time.... Uganda knuckles and I were searching in the wrong place....
@TheSalaczar
@TheSalaczar 3 года назад
Holy shit! I’m glad I scrolled through some of your other videos.
@RyuFuzen
@RyuFuzen 4 года назад
People don’t know what horror is anymore. “Here’s a shitty scary movie with blood and guts, clichés, and no actual story. Enjoy” where’s the passion? Where’s the effort? Where’s the psychological mind fucks?
@oneandonlysound3453
@oneandonlysound3453 3 года назад
There should've just been the one lead "human," the whole seven story is just a waste of time. Also, those two really look like the "twins" from hellraiser: inferno from easily the best of the direct-to-video installments. Not sure why that can't be acknowledged for some SECONDS. Also, the "birds of a feather squad" is SO TRUE, ok chillin to see how it MIGHT work out? I can buy that. However, why isn't the main "cleaner" the SURGEON then? I hated Hellraiser: Hellseeker, but the surgeon was cool and everybody liked HIM! The auditor system is too over the top but it was interesting, it just has too much disconnection with three different situations when it really needed to VERY combined and one to the bare minimum (since the cops are boring af anyway). Especially when you no budget (auditor is the director, the fat-man is a producer or something who never acted prior, etc).
@YourWeirdAunt
@YourWeirdAunt 5 лет назад
I've been binging on your videos.. and laughing non-stop
@lordallenbookworm4811
@lordallenbookworm4811 4 месяца назад
Love your reviews. This is gold.
@thomaslambert7418
@thomaslambert7418 4 года назад
I feel less intelligent.
@darklord884
@darklord884 3 года назад
So they used the Stitch cenobite...but made two of them....and made them behave like the Wire Twins.......are these fools nuts?! I didn't even know this film existed, but now...I mean just seeing Stitch like that, not to mention, THE f@cking Chatterer got turned into a non-entity when in the originals, he was the muscle, the enforcer, the faceless killer who gave you the creeps by just chattering his teeth. This is depressing. I mean innovation is hard with established movie monsters, but heck, even Hellraiser: Bloodlines kept closer to the source material! And that one went to f@cking space! No, I'll do one better. Hellraiser: Inferno, a movie with the tagline: "Evil goes online" did less harm to the source material and kept closer. What's funny is that the problem of Pinhead and the Auditor in the beginning about humans losing interest in the boxes is actually the plot of Inferno, where the cenobites try to catch the interest of youth by making the puzzlebox into a hellish videogame. I mean the idea was kinda shoddy, but it was more innovative and actually interesting than this vomitfest.
@j.thekidcrome4431
@j.thekidcrome4431 4 года назад
Your editing matches the thoughts in my head while I'm watching movies lmfao
@TheRealRevelation
@TheRealRevelation 4 года назад
Great Video! When i watched this movie i actually thought i might have gotten too blazed to enjoy it!😆
@sesfilmsllc
@sesfilmsllc 5 лет назад
9:10 The only genuine jump scare in the entire movie.
@mustabulus
@mustabulus 4 года назад
The twist in this movie is so dumb and confusing my slow ass refuses to comprehend it
@sorryforlatmig7962
@sorryforlatmig7962 6 лет назад
I love your movie reviews!!!
@Silver-Kaitou
@Silver-Kaitou 4 года назад
That musical number at the beginning was tight.
@Anna-tk7ui
@Anna-tk7ui 4 года назад
The Auditor got lost on the way to the actual Cenobite meeting and now is stuck in a bargain bin knockoff of Hellraiser.
@fireonice12492
@fireonice12492 6 лет назад
I...love you.
@devonmunn5728
@devonmunn5728 5 лет назад
Awesome. Just subbed to you btw. You seem really awesome. Sorry this comment doesn't have anything to do with the video
@lordallenbookworm4811
@lordallenbookworm4811 4 года назад
Goosebumps interpretation. Classic.
@rocyrino
@rocyrino 5 лет назад
Gosh I love your videos. You are hilarious!
@arrusarchives7188
@arrusarchives7188 6 лет назад
saltiness is on point
@triggertrei8820
@triggertrei8820 6 лет назад
This movie was so disappointing I wouldn't even dare to watch it again on a cringe movie night...
@itziebitziemitzie9029
@itziebitziemitzie9029 4 года назад
my soul died watching this movie i need some sushi now 🍣🍣🍤🍤🍣🍣🍤🍤
@Pastahunter
@Pastahunter 4 года назад
The goosebump portion got me
@torrashinjiro4196
@torrashinjiro4196 5 лет назад
now i want a whole video of you singing
@jakesenecal2812
@jakesenecal2812 5 лет назад
So shit I never even heard about till this vid
@kyubiiofrage
@kyubiiofrage 4 года назад
I thought if you were forced to open the box, they only take the one who forced them. Or did the adultery stuff cancel that out?
@PhillipOnTakos
@PhillipOnTakos 5 лет назад
I honestly can't believe they made a hellraiser movie a year ago
@RandomThatsMe
@RandomThatsMe 4 года назад
Where did this come from? I didn't even no this exsisted. Straight to video? Hellraiser was a classic I didn't think they would try doing this....nothing is safe -_-
@hornedskullasmr7811
@hornedskullasmr7811 6 лет назад
Yaaass new video ^^
@sesfilmsllc
@sesfilmsllc 8 месяцев назад
Thank god for Hellraiser 2022.
@taylorwilliams3429
@taylorwilliams3429 4 года назад
Broooooo I'm so late but I loved this movie when it came out! The makeup was awesome but I have a soft spot for B horror movies!
@Epipon3
@Epipon3 3 года назад
I swear to god, this exact premise was used in TWO OTHER previous "Hellraiser" movies!
@jasonlevonnrichardson2515
@jasonlevonnrichardson2515 2 года назад
Best intro ever!
@prowlandsasuke
@prowlandsasuke Год назад
Bruh how can there the be actual Angels when pinhead in hellraiser said and I quote " demons to some, angels to others" like arent the cenobites implied to be the creators of the world. Why is there a god.
@chunsh
@chunsh 5 лет назад
The only hope to have the next Hellraiser movie to be good(if there is one) is, having Clive Barker direct the film and keep the influences of the script/directing of the movie minimal
@wert1234576
@wert1234576 4 года назад
I liked the zenomites they were like a random lottery to eternal suffering kinda like eating a chocolate with arsenic in it
@ghosttactician403
@ghosttactician403 4 года назад
15:04 How dare you stand where he stood?
@mrgrinch35iswise62
@mrgrinch35iswise62 5 лет назад
What??? Somebody made another HELLRAISER?
@Blutteufel
@Blutteufel 4 года назад
I saw the original Hellraiser for the first time the other day. I've wanted to watch it for well over twenty years, and boy did I ever bet on the wrong horse. I can't remember the last time I was so fucking _bored_ with a movie.
@alexanderarkum4793
@alexanderarkum4793 4 года назад
The insane part is this is the best hellraiser in YEARS
@69SalterStreet
@69SalterStreet 3 года назад
Birds of a feather, suffer together. I can't
@tecumsehcristero
@tecumsehcristero 3 года назад
In the original movies you always had to seek out the cinobites
@okramoffacebook1381
@okramoffacebook1381 4 года назад
12:25 You will enter rehab, again.
@vanillalemonfox3673
@vanillalemonfox3673 6 лет назад
Hey JLongbone could you give me some advice on how to be funny? I try to be funny in my videos but I can never make it give off comedic effect. Could you give me some tips or look at my videos and see what I’m lacking? Coming from someone who is really funny I would appreciate the advice/tips :D
@TheAeoxEternal
@TheAeoxEternal 5 лет назад
Random, but “I am a jealous God” is more correctly translated to mean God is an overprotective parent over your actions.
@TheAeoxEternal
@TheAeoxEternal 5 лет назад
Kou 1 It’s in the literal Aramaic translation. You aren’t wrong but neither am I.
@laurene988
@laurene988 3 года назад
Who filmed This? Michael j fox?
@chooperl375
@chooperl375 4 года назад
My eye light on fleek lmao
@devonmunn5728
@devonmunn5728 6 лет назад
Btw, did you see Black Panther, just curious
@MikeBarbarossa
@MikeBarbarossa 5 лет назад
Saw/Seven, the movie
@rockinrollinmysoul5966
@rockinrollinmysoul5966 5 лет назад
This review was perfect 😂
@siddbastard
@siddbastard 4 года назад
If you haven't already yoi should read other Clive Barker stuff. It's delightfully fucked up, imaginative, and well just good.
@motherfreya2840
@motherfreya2840 5 лет назад
Blood bukakke.
@chileshems88
@chileshems88 4 года назад
15:21 Was that Bill Burr?
@justinp.360
@justinp.360 4 года назад
Does she ever review something she enjoyed? (I’m not being sarcastic, I genuinely want to know)
@electrojones
@electrojones 6 лет назад
Three ads in a seventeen minute video doesn't cut it.
@lordofdarkness868
@lordofdarkness868 2 года назад
I'll pretend that only the first three movies exist
@capyblanka3828
@capyblanka3828 5 лет назад
Wait... wait... the address is 55 Ludovico... street? Did the movie just reference Clockwork Orange? And, I love that RU-vid is advertising that you can rent Hellraiser the original over there on the right. Not Hellraiser: Judgment. Nope, the OG. Even RU-vid knows Judgment's shit.
@Leechwife
@Leechwife 4 месяца назад
I. Died. In. The. Beginning 😂😂😂
@tgiacin435
@tgiacin435 4 года назад
I personally liked it for what it was, but it got fucked over because it’s a direct to video movie that was basically given a green light so they can keep the copyright while they say they’re gonna remake the original. Had this had a few tweaks in the writing, with Clive as a consultant and Doug as pinhead, it could be a great movie. I would’ve personally brought Kirsty and Julia back. But I’ll give revelation and judgement this, they were written to be hellraiser films. And again, revelation had potential, and a good story had they not have the Mexico scenes, and had better actors, or at least direction. Hell, the small setting of the house in revelation would’ve worked to the movie’s advantage
@tgiacin435
@tgiacin435 4 года назад
Also how I viewed the opening monologue was that we don’t need to search for the ultimate pleasure, we have porn sites, and forums where you can find individuals that share in the same fucked up kinks. I’m pretty sure people would still look for the box if they feel their desires haven’t been fulfilled. Personally I would think the box would’ve made its rounds on the internet as some kind of legend since any footage of the box opening always gets destroyed or corrupted because of reasons.
@tgiacin435
@tgiacin435 4 года назад
Side note, the chattered mask broke before they started filming the mask scene with the double mint twins
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