Another movie that isn't 100% trash and also features anthropomorphic characters! What do you all think about this movie? Also a shout-out to my friend Imperius for sending me the movie! Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark
Lepoofoster they advertized it as 'its awesome because its made in your country!!.! 100000000 went to see it already!!!.! and too much tv advertizement, i did not went but many families who could not detect the red flags because of the editing took their children.... all argentinian animated movied hurt me deeply, the wasted talent(?), the stories(?), etc(?) the high paced parts were made seemingly to make people laugh(?) in the trailers, and there were other trailers focused on the religious aspect too. i wonder too
@@sirius1696 if someone came up to me and told me “unicorns don’t exist anymore because they thought Noah was lying” I would probably laugh in their face.
This was an old Irish folk song I believe. The unicorns didn't get on the Ark, so when it started to rain they were just dancing around until....they drowned.
@@obakeii3193 i was debating if i should reply wondering if youre developing a fixation on my "too deep analysis" for a furry religious movie... Then saw you misspelled atheist and decided to bring attention to that instead.
Yeah. Even though it's religiously inaccurate because I clearly remember a scripture specifically stating that God doesn't have an attitude like that. He just helps the people who are worthy and doesn't complain. Just saying.
I did thought that the dark lion girl, Bruma, was annoying but until you realize the severity of her death. Girl got violated, she got decimated. Got at least 4,000 lbs slammed at high velocity from a height and contorted her bones onto the floor, breaking it, and potentially was still alive when she fell but died drowning…damn karma doesn’t fuck around
Is it just me who noticed God seems to have a bit of every ethnicity in him? That's.... actually pretty clever. Good on you if it was intentional, filmmakers.
A lot of the things this movie does are great, I liked the depiction of God, and that bit about the mythical creatures deciding against going on the Ark was clever and funny. It's a shame that other parts of the movie were so poor
*"of course, when they're in trouble they remember I exist."* Probably the best quote of the movie I'm not going to lie Edit: oh god- so many likes THank You -
"He ate it, he ate the defenseless grasshopper!" He's covered in fake blood and holding a fake animal skin. May I remind you that a grasshopper is an insect?
When you think about it in order for Noah’s ark to “work” you need the animals chosen to be the horniest animals in the world. This movie seems to accurately portray this in several scenes.
granted the whole by two's was the "unclean" animals like pigs etc but there was a few ranks as it were of e.g "clean" herd animals like sheep in groups of 7 but this part is always over looked
@@mercurioslevin1877 I think that's because the 7 where used for sacrifices and food. Also it doesn't change the fact that most animals would fail to survive with even 7 pairs. I think you'd need what? 28 pairs generally to survive? Basically enough that each animal is actually genetically unique or else just one disease and its over for like a 6-10 generations
@@gaigetucker6242 Yeah I've always heard a group of 42 (assuming this is a species that pairs monogamously like once a breeding season and not something that mates for life or a species where one male hits up multiple females or...) Of course since God is involved maybe all the offspring have randomized genetics or something. Or the rate of natural random spontaneous mutations is increased.
From me going to catholic school for majority of my life, the boat doesn’t fucking sink because fucking GOD’S LOVE AND POWER KEEPS THE BOAT A FLOAT CHILDREN, this is why I’m an atheist
@@tarry1972 mathematical calculations have been done and based on the Ark's dimensions, it could very easily support 2 of all the land animals and birds that would have been on board. Especially considering they didn't necessarily need to be adult animals. The better problem is how they logistically handled the animals, not how the Ark floated.
i actually still really like the part where mythical creatures like bigfoot, unicorn and dragon refuse to get on the arc, i think it was a fun thing to do
@@AngelWingsYT Oh sure. WHITE God is all prim & proper. Total authoritarian. But give God some mocha/chocolate skin, now He has _THE SASS._ And be relatable. Makes sense.😏
Disney might not have been 'patent zero' for the Furdom, but he was our Typhoid Mary. Comes into your house to help look after your children and, bam, suddenly they are foxes now.
If I had a nickel for every time Saberspark reviewed a sexually charged animated furry Bible story, I'd have two nickels, which isnt a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice
Fun fact; I have this movie on disc and my mom bought it when I was younger. My mom loves this movie and it's jokes, and not to mention the original Spanish voice overs are pure gold- and the funny part is that my family is Christian and yet we find this fucking hilarious-
God so relatable, but in muy case I was 6 years old,even younger, and I was totally alone... and I still remember the traumas It caused to me to not understand the f*cking adult jokes😂😂😂
Marina Castellano Rodríguez I had the same experience but with the movie Sausage Party- I was looking at random movies that my dad downloaded on the usb like Zootopia, Ice age, Frozen and other animated stuff. Then I Saw that movie I was traumatized
Knowing catholic priest they might want to use this...on kids...to get them in...the mood...even in a confused way... I can barely type it without getting disgusted to the point of puking
After the furries all die so that they can reincarnate the souls of the poor kids who watched this movie, bringing the new age of furries. This cycle will continue till the end of time with new fur bait movies coming. Though the production is pretty bad as we saw in Cats they will still come out every ounce and a while bringing the new age of furries
Directors: “Hey, ya wanna traumatize some Christian kids?” Animators: “HELL THE FUCK YES!” Disney: “yo! Count me in that shit too!” And thus, This movie was made
I think god’s voice was good, his voice sounded like someone who’s on the verge of giving up but not quite there yet. Kind of like ‘I’m done but I’m not giving up yet’ vibe.
Yeah, and I think that's probably the right idea here. Like, that's the exact mindset I'd imagine he'd have to be in to be want to destroy the world, but still be willing to give it a chance to start over.
This is the biggest misconception people have about Satan and hell. Hell is the final and eternal punishment for unbelievers and Satan and his fallen angels. Satan actually resides on Earth and tries to manipulate and convince people to do evil in all forms.
Might just be me, but I think it's really funny that in the first animal scene, it's a strip club, and the chicken is the stripper. We literally see a chicken strip
"Oh my little pom pom, are you alright?" "I lost my balance....my feet are so tiny" "Well...there goes the sweet, and tender future mother of my children..."
Also, Noah's family having different accents is a nod at the fact at they are the ones who were the ancestors of people from different parts of the world. I thought that was funny as a kid.
Fun fact: before the flood came there was no rain, water just covered the ground as mist. So when rain fell and flooded everything it must’ve been so horrifying to the people not on the ark.
@Ryomao "Blah, blah, blah. Atheism is superior because we totally have a future despite the high probability of our species likely getting wiped out in another century or two." Spare me your petty theological debates and illogical nitpicking. Let us believe what we want to believe and the entire question of faith and universal sovereignty will be answered when the time comes.
I watched this movie as a kid on theather ON the country it was made and let me tell you, the dubbed english version is SO MUCH MORE TAMED. For example, Panthy's song, in english she says "If I eat you it's not bad because it's all part of the plan", but in it's original language, Latin Spanish she says "Pues vivirás adentro mío" instead of "it's all part of the plan" which translates to "you'll live inside me"... I don't have to explain why this is an issue :')
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“You are tall like a palm tree, and your breasts are like its bunches of fruit. I said, “I will climb up the palm tree and take hold of its fruit.” Let your breasts be like bunches of grapes” Song of Songs 7:7-8 NCV
@@teacher_shep Also, weren't you the same person who said on a different comment that you'd use a different verse against the "Transphobes"? Does that mean you actually support the Bible?
Heard da original. Understand why someone would translate/adapt such wording with that comedy gold line. Bet it's her look on her face C O ME D Y G O L D - For those lame-os that want to know what she actually meant: she shoulda said "but then we'd all be dead?" with a followup of that dude sayin "nope, not us. we're the saved chosen ones" ..yea, i'm fun at parties
28:18 this is made more potentially terrifying when we point out that prolonged eye contact in felines usually means they intend to attack, so this moment was basically Ziro (I think is how it's spelled) telling Noah he's about to kill him. So yeah, if I were Noah, I'd be f**king terrified.
this is pretty unholy for a movie that was supposedly based off of the bible edit #2: someone please make an r/whoosh compilation and edit this comment section in
No, you see, they’re trying to attract the attention of furries with busty cats (that sentence made me want to hang myself) and then use that as a trap to convert those unholy pagan scum. (edit) Shit, I think this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment. Deus vult, anyone?
Depends on the religion tho. There are religions that don’t have a concept of a personal god or any god in general. Others believe that god is literally everywhere and in everything (pantheism) but without being the sum of all things at the same time (panentheism). What you describe generally is the „problem“ with the concept of a personal god.
In Italian this movie has something that makes it even more awkward. Some of the names are changed by the original, and it's FULL of regional dialects. Plus, Xiro (named Tanga here in Italy, which means "thong") is voiced by late Tonino Accolla, the historical Italian voice actor of Homer Simpson, while Panty (renamed Giobella) is voiced by Monca Ward, Lisa's Italian VA. So, the scenes where she flirts with him may sound veeeeery inappropriate to Italian audience. This movie was released in Italy in 2008, I was just six years-old but I still remember all the commercials so yes, it had a theatrical release and it wasn't the censored cut (I saw it on DVD some months later, and I still remember all those jokes I was unable to get while my mother was).
@@magicuniverse4ever647 Ah, un altro italiano. Beh, sì, è proprio Tonino Accolla. Beh, diciamo che nel doppiare quel personaggio, il compianto Accolla ha semplicemente fatto un'imitazione di un'imitazione di Homer Simpson. Non so chi abbia diretto il doppiaggio italiano e l'adattamento, ma caspita... Tra accenti regionali su accenti regionali e dialettismi messi lì giusto per dare al film una verve da cinepanettone, sembra abbiano fatto di tutto pur di renderlo impossibile da digerire.
Nah nah nah what he men’t was he was a furry and now HE IS A GOD FOR THE FURRY RELIGION HE HAS MORE POWER THAN SHAGGY NOW EVEN THE juice who breaks into childrens houses to give them a juice
If the movie is anything you describe it, it's hilarious. I mean there are so unexpected things it hits hard. I wish it was remade but with better quality voiceacting and smoothing out the rough plot points but introducing even more crazy shit. I love these kids of trippy movies.
I saw this movie in cinema when it came out here in Argentina. There was a lot of kids, I saw it with my mom. And there was no outrage of any kind, parents and kids laugh alike, I think we were not as sensitive as people in the us. Not a great movie, but its kinda fun. Also I dont judge furries who liked it, good for them.
@@theninjabird9510 nah, you're thinking of anime-obsessed individuals (in other words, discord moderators if they didn't go around trying to pick up... "cupcakes")
