World Records That Shouldn't Exist 

Ethan's would be world record for most eyebrow twitches in a minute

The Guinness Book of Weird Flexes

ethan says “hot little twinks” in a surprising amount of videos lol

11:55 Nobody noticed that legendary pun lol

Yo h3h3 you can actually get a record for most beanies being worn at once if you really want your name in the world's records book!!!!!!

* *waits patiently for Joey Salads to comment on this video* *

Jesus Christ the Walnut one was hard to watch. You can hear his pain with each grunt. Go fart out candles like a normal person man. Oh god I couldn't even watch the one where his blood went everywhere.

I feel like you’re undermining the farting candle thing, to fart that many times in succession is damn impressive

There should be a world record for most brain damage caused by smashing head into walnuts

I was part of a really weird Guinness world record of the most people brushing their teeth in a single location. We reached around 30k people in a soccer stadium and each one of us was given a certificate from our school (it was organized by them too). I think I’m a little proud of it.

Ethan would win for most involuntary eyebrow movements in a minute and the most goofs in a year, and most sodie pops drank in one day

“World records that shouldn’t exist” *podcast last week* “we wanted to make a world record for the biggest vape”....

The first walnut guy had hands behind his back and he had to make a turn to get the walnuts. The second walnut guy used his hands. The first walnut guy could easily beat the second.

Someone needs to sample that walnut head smashing. That beats fire 🔥

You guys have no clue how many times picking a random h3 video has changed a shitty day into a decent one. Thanks for being yourselves. Much love h3.

Cracking walnuts like *HUZZUZUZUHUHZUHZU*

You ended up naming your child after your clothing brand lmaooo

*Didn't Ethan win the world record for the most hats worn at once by one person???*

If I had a plunger thrown at m every time Ethan graciously moved his eyebrows, I'd be in deep shit.

The plunger on the back one was oddly satisfying lolol

These are just bunch of weird flexes

Homeboy breaking the world record for most "um"s and "uh"s said in a single clip

Whoa whoa whoa didn't know Ethan was hiding a Jew-hawk under that beanie

guy farting on candles is my new message ringtone

*Most ad-reads in a podcast*

This is nuts

I remember seeing a dude on Jackass be able to fart infinitely. He could probably set the record for the candle blowout with farts

They Ethan you would 100% win most eyebrow spazzes in a minute

"Wetten dass" wasn't just a german tv show it was THE show! Like families got together to watch it together and everybody talked about it. People could bet that they where able to do something and then celebs had to say if they could or couldn't do it. And if the celebs where wrong they had to do something. To bad that it doesn't air anymore. Thomas Gottschalk 4-ever

"Within 60 seconds he was able to clap 120 times" *Thinking* "Wait 1,020 times" I thought I was about to become a world record holder smh

"Yo... I need you to wear Jeans and stand here topless while I throw plungers at you" "Say no more fam"

I was like hey, why’s that walnut red?

Where is Joey Salad's comment when you need it!?

Why didnt the farts light on fire or something?

The ones which always got me as a kid having a book of Guinness world records was there were a bunch of records for people with hooks in their backs and they would bungie jump and pull trucks along.

fun fact about myself: i dedicated a couple years of my life to beating the worlds smallest fortune teller and I actually was able to make the current record size, but I couldn't seem to make one any smaller. If memory serves right, the record was about 1/4 or 1/2 of a centimeter wide. I'll pick it up again some day

My highschool holds the Guinness world record for the largest group of people t posing at the same time...

i can clap really fast, its weird and i didnt even learn how to do it, i just did it one day

That walnut one hurt my head. Those guys are nuts.

Ethan's G.Worldrecord: Amount of times he can wiggle his eyebrows within 1 minute.

they did surgery on a sprite cranberry

Ethan can beat the world record of the most eye twitches ,and coughs.😂

“That is fu***** nuts” literally lol

I actually died when he said "that's fucking nuts"

7:07 of course matt stonie is gonna have mad farts after the amount of food he eats.

I was in a 1vs 10 fight once It was a hard fought battle and i had to go all out and use all my martial arts skills but in the end we managed to beat up the guy I guess this could be a guiness book world record

*List of things Ethan could have broke the record of: Most beanies on head, Most eyebrow twitches in a minute um....Yeah that’s all I got if you guys have anything else reply to this comment to hopefully let Ethan know what record he has broken.*

My god. The man is pressing against his taint to make the air more direct to the horn. That's fucking genius.

11:56 missed opportunity for pointing out the pun in that.

“Staring Courage, the Cowardly Dog!” 11:05

you didn't even go for the classic record of distance for shooting milk out of your eye.... that was on the Guiness records tv show back in the 90's!

Ethan could try and hold, like a, "most beanies worn/collected" type of record for the GBWR. I'm tryna think of what Hila's could be..

Ethan- most eyebrow movements in one minute

# of full eyebrow rolls in one minute.... He wins🙌🏽

Rob and big set some weird records back in the day

11:55 "that is f@#*ing nuts" literally, on many levels!

Can you do this.... "🗿"

Bruh do they not even know what no nut November is?

Dan seems like he’d be cool AF to hang out with.

You have to pay Guinness to come and supervise your world record attempts so I don’t think you get anything other than the glory, a photo in the book if you hold it long enough and maybe a certificate or something lol

His name is Seven and he's nine?

Very impressive, but can you do THIS? 🗿

“That is fucking nuts” hahah 😭

Ethan you already hold a record, world's biggest rip on a vape.

Wanna sprite cranberry

Soda Klein

That one dude from jack ass who can fart on command could definitely beat that guy.

I think Ethan’s world record is number of eyebrow raises in a single sentence 😂

Questionable boast but, alas

Get count dankula on the podcast!

“You don’t have to do this” 😭😂

"that is fucking nuts" yes Dan, it literally is

my life sucks

Biggest spliff smoked in an hour?

Ian’s that one friends that’s super quiet, but every word he says is gold

That throwing the plunger this is harder than people think.

Are ceartian words still banned?

The h3h3 channel is going through a midlife crisis RIP

Everyone thought I was crazy for wanting to name my kid soda lol...

You actually have to pay for Guinness to come and approve your record... the prize is a bill

Ummmm ummmmmm ummmm ummmm

Podcasts that shouldn’t exist

11:55 “that is f*cking nuts” lol nice one

"This is fucking nuts" 😂

yo

first x

"That is fucking nuts" 😂😂😂 nice pun

“That’s Nuts” Ok homedog!

This pod cast is becoming borrrrrrriiinnnggggg

Another podcast another fart joke. Its so depressing to see how low h3h3 has fallen

They should watch the cow chop vids attempting some records

I'm yellin the whole time "NOBODY TOLD YOU TO DO THIS!!!! STAAAHHHPPPP!!!!!"

I see h3h3 has ran out of stuff to talk about!!!!

Your treatment of shoenice was disgraceful. You should go on record apologizing to him.

"This is fucking nuts." No pun intended.

A documentary about people who chase world records would be entertaining.

*yo ethan wtf is up with these podcasts , i love you man but i need more classical videos , this became too much bro , i know its easier to do this crap but still....*

The biggest world record is a black male living out a life, without committing any crime.

I had to pause when Dan said this is nuts about the guy cracking nuts with his head 😂

I think that last dude got some collaterals near the end there, good shit.