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Co-host of TUHOS w/ The Uninspired Reviewer

Producer/Co-Host of BSUP w/ Little Platoon & Movie Cynic

I'm really not sure when I'll die so I figure I'll just live in a perpetual mid-life crisis. Oh and I guess I'll talk about movies and TV as well.

Twitter/X - twitter.com/darkhouryt
Patreon - patreon.com/darkhouryt

Second Channel - youtube.com@uninspiredhour

Rings of Power Is Written By Dumbasses
25:12
21 день назад
Rings of Power Has Gotten Worse
18:21
21 день назад
Alien Romulus - A Well Polished Turd
12:44
Месяц назад
Borderlands - A Dull Stupid Mess
10:30
Месяц назад
The Acolyte Finale is a Wet Fart
23:54
2 месяца назад
The Acolyte is Mental Abuse!
23:31
2 месяца назад
The Acolyte - A Lesbian Power Fantasy
17:44
3 месяца назад
Rebel Moon The Scargiver - Dumb Lazy Crap
6:33
5 месяцев назад
Civil War - Lacks the Important Things
8:45
5 месяцев назад
Dalton vs Knox - Manic Martial Arts
5:09
5 месяцев назад
Godzilla x Kong - The Monsters of Mid
8:44
5 месяцев назад
Magical N*****s - Mind-Numbingly Racist
5:33
6 месяцев назад
Dune Part 2 - Might Save Sci-Fi
15:36
6 месяцев назад
Madame Web - Is Missing A Few Things
16:19
7 месяцев назад
ISS - Is Sorta Stale
9:40
8 месяцев назад
The BeeKeeper - Bumbling or Buzzworthy
7:00
8 месяцев назад
Echo vs Daredevil - A Mockery of Melee
6:16
8 месяцев назад
The Iron Claw - A Triumph of Tragedy
10:47
8 месяцев назад
Aquaman 2 - Little Too Late
8:57
9 месяцев назад
Rebel Moon - A Derivative Disappointment
12:57
9 месяцев назад
Godzilla Minus One - A Substantial Success
11:22
9 месяцев назад
The Marvels - A Big Bust
15:08
10 месяцев назад
Loki Season 2 - An Aimless Affair
10:27
11 месяцев назад
Why Rey Sucks: Her Origin
14:40
Год назад
Barbie - Propaganda in Pink
7:01
Год назад
Комментарии
@kasaibouF29
@kasaibouF29 4 часа назад
I've been looking back on all of the -1 videos that came out after the movie released in December, and after seeing your video, I can say yours is one of the few that did not age poorly. At 1:30, that preface of you apologizing in advance for getting facts of Godzilla's history wrong really speaks volumes after the bad faith takes from video essayists - especially Doktor Skipper's video.
@DarkHourYT
@DarkHourYT 3 часа назад
@@kasaibouF29 honestly the only thing I wish I had more of was footage for this one. I loved doing this review but there was only one trailer really to work with.
@markenetube
@markenetube 7 часов назад
In ep 7 Elrond is charging the Orcs prepared to die with all the others then stops because he sees Galadriel, then he says the Dwarfs weill be there at dawn. Well why bloody charge hours before dawn? Makes no sense.
@tolga750
@tolga750 10 часов назад
How long will Amazon allow its money to be wasted?
@DustinBarlow8P
@DustinBarlow8P День назад
Wonder if there are any non-white villains?
@mikielsahagun6054
@mikielsahagun6054 День назад
I hate prequels
@justforever96
@justforever96 День назад
What is it with these reviews that just cut off without any kind of closing. It's not quite in mid-sentence, but it definitely gives that impression. I know a couple other guys who do that. How about a "thanks for watching, i hope you will join my again" at least, of if not an actual conclusion. It just doesn't sound like the end of the video, but then it just ends.
@DarkHourYT
@DarkHourYT День назад
@@justforever96 sorry I was still pretty green new to the process at this point. My later ones I have a close out phrase
@dogstar5927
@dogstar5927 День назад
Mark my words guys - the BangBros porn parody of the "Rims of Power" would be awesome 👌🏽 to behold ! Can't wait...
@DarkHourYT
@DarkHourYT День назад
I dont care she's not blonde Angela While would make a better Galadriel
@Magneticitist
@Magneticitist День назад
You know Sauron is actually Saurah right? They aren't going to reveal that until the last finale but she's actually a black woman. She had to take the form of a male just to survive.
@DarkHourYT
@DarkHourYT День назад
@@Magneticitist I didn't care what Tolkien wrote. My grandma told me Saurrrron was a black woman
@sirquaffler542
@sirquaffler542 2 дня назад
At 276:05, hey, let's be fair here, a horde of Zubats is really annoying to deal with. It was obviously Disa's plan to whittle away the miners' HP with Poison and Confuse.
@DarkHourYT
@DarkHourYT 11 часов назад
I really appreciate that you believe I can write a script which would take 276 minutes
@christianefiorito3204
@christianefiorito3204 2 дня назад
Only one more episode. It feels like to be addicted to alcohol. You hate the hangover but you allways you drink again
@MrYadiy
@MrYadiy 2 дня назад
Those teens would fit well in The Last of Us tv show. Even Cailee Spaeny should be Ellie. Not that big-forehead Bella Ramsey.
@ru99414
@ru99414 2 дня назад
Feels like every actor is so out of place in this show, but the character on 31:57 is so frustrating, all the time it seems like hes trying so hard to depict strong leadership and authority to compensate that he looks like the gayest most vanilla adult man alive in this world. His feminine looks reminds me of the English kings from Vikings, but that was merely their characteristic traits, and king Ekbert was the most amazing character on the show, representing the best king his ancestors would desperately bring heir to his name. This guy is trying so hard to be someone he isnt, he is way too feminine to be a badass, but in his attempt to trying to be he is such a weak pathetic character and actor...
@ru99414
@ru99414 2 дня назад
19:39 are you serious, is this supposed to be a speech given to the population? Why is such a small group of random people just standing outside in perfectly alligned positions like dolls? I dont know the context of the scene but it looks so sad...
@timvanschuilenburg1524
@timvanschuilenburg1524 2 дня назад
George lucas light saber duels: very quick, intense, close, complex martial art movments Kathleen kennedy light saber duels: swing laser sword widly in the air Says it all 🤔😏🤣🤣🤣
@timvanschuilenburg1524
@timvanschuilenburg1524 2 дня назад
I just about fell over watching that spaceship bounce off the mountain like a bouncy ball 😏🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@frankvandorp2059
@frankvandorp2059 2 дня назад
I like to think that, when Adar asked "Halbrand's Sauron, isn't he?", Galadriel just inserted a cinematic dramatic pause, and both characters were awkwardly staring at each other for several days until Galadriel finally said "yes, he is Sauron".
@tommyguntunechi8124
@tommyguntunechi8124 2 дня назад
13:50 ayo😂
@ohno1017
@ohno1017 2 дня назад
lotr is one of the greatest stories ever written. this amazon trash is blasphemous
@markmonster8113
@markmonster8113 3 дня назад
Ugh Mein Kampf trope is played out.·
@kangaroo3708
@kangaroo3708 3 дня назад
4:20 There’s literally a scene in Daredevil season 3 where Melvin locks Daredevil in room and then daredevil breaks out and they stand and look at each other for 5 seconds before fighting. Why? Because it’s cool! This show was my great but this fight was really cool.
@DarkHourYT
@DarkHourYT 2 дня назад
That's not mid fight
@Gringosaurus
@Gringosaurus 3 дня назад
They spent 1,000,000,000.00 for this garbage. Let that sink in.
@MrNoucfeanor
@MrNoucfeanor 3 дня назад
My first romantacy novel has better reviews than this garbage...
@daisyblossomflowerchild9702
@daisyblossomflowerchild9702 3 дня назад
I'm quite capable of finding things to waste my time on without need of an app, but thanks anyway, Amazon. 🤪😂
@DarkHourYT
@DarkHourYT 3 дня назад
No be a Consoomer
@daisyblossomflowerchild9702
@daisyblossomflowerchild9702 3 дня назад
@@DarkHourYT 🤣
@M__M__NULL
@M__M__NULL 3 дня назад
Some MAROON made a comment about DH’s voice, which I actually love bc it makes me feel like he is just on the edge of absolutely losing it for the travesties committed against both viewers and Tolkien himself.
@DarkHourYT
@DarkHourYT 3 дня назад
@@M__M__NULL I have adjusted so I'm not at a 9 out of 10 to start cause honestly I was starting to give myself heart palpitations by the end of videos as they got longer
@ethiomonk7734
@ethiomonk7734 3 дня назад
I'm not surprised that I didn't vibe with any of the characters in this crappy Tv series.
@whyukraine
@whyukraine 3 дня назад
Nearly ends up being drowned by sea men? So now they're even stealing from 0пlу Fдпs?
@DarkHourYT
@DarkHourYT 3 дня назад
So let me tell you a thing about that part of the script. When I wrote that and the line about it nearly making contact with his face. I literally needed to stop and do something else for a bit because I knew those were by far the best lines in the script and everything would be down hill.
@whyukraine
@whyukraine 3 дня назад
@@DarkHourYT 😂
@Buc82
@Buc82 4 дня назад
In their defense, with every episode they managed to dig deeper into the mountain of bad "artistic" decisions, effectively surprising me with every step that anyone would willingly get that low.
@dquarks
@dquarks 4 дня назад
There is so much hate, and they are forbidding websites putting the show down. 😅
@SC-ec9fx
@SC-ec9fx 5 дней назад
Remember L3 was Black Mirrored into the Falcon. Rey did nothing but sit in the seat and didn't fix anything. She a narcissistic Mary Sue fake.
@justforever96
@justforever96 5 дней назад
I still am totally unable to get my head around the reason why one of the twins pursues a dark vendetta against the Jedi for decades and commits further murders, apparently because she blames the Jedi for making _her_ murder her entire cult/family? And then the "good one" who was actually on their side the whole time decides in the end that actually no, she's the evil one who wants to kill the Jedi for the crime of showing up on her planet instead. It doesn't make any sense at all.
@ryanmortenson9445
@ryanmortenson9445 5 дней назад
Thank you for recording all of my internal dialogue in a video
@DarkHourYT
@DarkHourYT 5 дней назад
@@ryanmortenson9445 👍 😁 👍
@Maccaboy1984
@Maccaboy1984 5 дней назад
Ringpiece of Prime… watched the first season as I wanted to love it, but by the mid season episodes I was literally forcing myself. I haven’t and won’t bother with the second season.
@justforever96
@justforever96 5 дней назад
I didn't even know Drinker gave this guy a shout-out. I just found him in my feed.
@DarkHourYT
@DarkHourYT 5 дней назад
Drinker gave me my first shot on his channel back in 2022
@justforever96
@justforever96 5 дней назад
You do a good job digging up all these random clips to emphasize your points. That must take a lot of work. I know very successful creators who mostly just use the same exact clips over and over, i appreciate that you actually put in the effort to get some variety.
@DarkHourYT
@DarkHourYT 5 дней назад
@@justforever96 thank you quality is key
@justforever96
@justforever96 5 дней назад
I keep being surprised at just how dumb the plot threads are, the more i actually find out what they are. And can't really fault the door, it was Tolkiens door originally, but i admit that not only is putting your password in the damn hint a risky idea, anyone who happens to overhear it by standing near when they open the door will know it also. You can't untell anyone once they know, and the number of people who know the word will multiply over time. It's not really much of a security system. Other than being essentially invisible except at the right times, i guess that's a good point. But if an enemy spy were to follow your friends to the door, he would not only see where it is, but he would be able to hear the word to enter. There is a reason they don't do voice control PINs at credit card machines.
@gloriaureta3424
@gloriaureta3424 5 дней назад
I love it.
@Faktor13
@Faktor13 5 дней назад
Just watches S2E7. Believe me, you have seen nothing yet. Was still trembling with rage 3 hours after watching it
@DarkHourYT
@DarkHourYT 5 дней назад
Well I've shifted gears to Agatha for the next video but I'll be getting to RoP again soon. As the Drinker would say... Believe that!
@georgesimon2730
@georgesimon2730 5 дней назад
to me the whole Disa-Durin-Durin triangle might be the least crap part of this so called show. and absolutely hate the way they depicted Pharazons son. that cowardly Grima, Alfred type. he's just there for everyone to hate and to make everyone else look better. That's lazy and bad writing. not to mention Isildur...jesus! that guy couldn't tie his own shoelaces without screwing it up somehow. why!?!?
@drzerogi
@drzerogi 5 дней назад
23:00 I got the reference. Thank you.
@jeromesullivan4015
@jeromesullivan4015 5 дней назад
Great Idea! Burger King of the Rings! I’m on it.. Whopper Jr and Curly Fry Ned…got flame broiled in the Desert of Amazon..
@mattgohlke8216
@mattgohlke8216 5 дней назад
My wife asks me why I watch it if I hate it. I ask her if her grandmother was on death row, would you be there for the execution... it's like that. #Celebrimborinsideme #Shadowofmordor
@justforever96
@justforever96 5 дней назад
I'm not really sure I would feel bound to go watch my grandmother's execution. That's kind of a weird analogy. For what, moral support? Enjoyment? Duty? Probably depends on what she did as well. But I would also say this isn't your grandmother, it's an imposter who is being sentenced for stealing your grandmother's identity and draining her bank accounts. Only the sentencing is the videos like this mocking it, watching the show itself is more like watching the actual crime. And I had a somewhat nastier crime metaphor I was going to use initially, an act I think it's probably more analogous to what this show is doing to Tolkiens work. But it was a little too much.
@Maccaboy1984
@Maccaboy1984 5 дней назад
Make sure you rate it a thumbs down
@vipermad358
@vipermad358 5 дней назад
I have a great solution: I DONT WATCH THIS BULLSHIT.
@Deluxedracula
@Deluxedracula 6 дней назад
It’s funny how preoccupied they are with diversity, meanwhile the showrunners are wealthy white men/white women (and with regards to characters, let’s not forget to mention girl boss Galadriel)
@4dmind
@4dmind 6 дней назад
All monsters in fantasy genres are supposed to be mindless, concentrated evil. This is what gives fantasy its sense of urgency and doom. Those show runners are idiots, they are former Bad Reboot members and have never really done anything of significance. They should have never been given this job. Unreal levels of stupidity.
@normanbarud
@normanbarud 6 дней назад
Elephant Lady 💀
@Archangelm127
@Archangelm127 6 дней назад
Hooray!