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Bill Burr is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and podcaster who has released several stand-up comedy specials. Outside of stand-up comedy, he is known for hosting the Monday Morning Podcast, playing Patrick Kuby in the AMC crime drama series Breaking Bad, and creating and starring in the Netflix animated sitcom F Is for Family.

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@allannacadle673
@allannacadle673 7 лет назад
haha, I love the way Nia mimics Bill's voice lol
@gennyzelis2303
@gennyzelis2303 3 года назад
And vice versa !!!
@shadycry5047
@shadycry5047 4 года назад
Love their relationship both respect each other's OPINIONS while berating them LOL
@seanmatthewking
@seanmatthewking 3 года назад
It’s hilarious to hear them talk about history. I mean, Nia...holy shit lol
@Subject__
@Subject__ 5 лет назад
"you dress is a little linty?" " B I L L .." "your DRESS was a little .. *L I N T Y* "
@i3enj462
@i3enj462 3 года назад
7:21
@seanmatthewking
@seanmatthewking 3 года назад
lol
@nothinghappens9811
@nothinghappens9811 6 лет назад
Nia's impression of Bill was dead on.
@WizzlyFizzly
@WizzlyFizzly 4 года назад
Haha that went from target to genocide pretty quickly
@timmutohfan
@timmutohfan 3 года назад
Have been to Target, it's a very natural progression.
@goodbeauty222
@goodbeauty222 3 года назад
lmfao reading this before i get to the genocide part and im dying
@HrDthereviewer
@HrDthereviewer 2 года назад
@@timmutohfan look at the commie ova here
@vitocorleone1462
@vitocorleone1462 6 лет назад
From target gym shorts to the colonization of America
@johnindigo5477
@johnindigo5477 5 месяцев назад
Considering where the shorts were probably made
@jML18222
@jML18222 5 месяцев назад
lmfao
@oregonsbragia
@oregonsbragia 5 лет назад
"I tried to keep it light and you just went Fox News on me!" ROFL
@EBProGamer
@EBProGamer 6 лет назад
Hey Friend don't go down, the comments are pretty toxic.
@jeffdianebald
@jeffdianebald 6 лет назад
Why didn't I listen to you...
@jeffdianebald
@jeffdianebald 6 лет назад
warystatue33 Lol!!
@jsaul6227
@jsaul6227 6 лет назад
Er B people are pathetic, all these fat fucks sucking at life hating on bill and al his awesomeness
@sabsays4091
@sabsays4091 5 лет назад
Thanks bud.
@sjmilla9009
@sjmilla9009 5 лет назад
Lol your comment is almost an utter understatement. The very next one down is immediately toxic
@minimatemasterworks
@minimatemasterworks 7 лет назад
I wasn't going to check the comments until Nia made the comment. lol, good stuff.
@DaneAraux
@DaneAraux 3 года назад
If you know she made a comment you obviously looked at the comments before posting this comment.
@TheBehm08
@TheBehm08 4 года назад
@1:32 Nia is such a team playah. If she’s asked to be on the podcast she says yes 95% of the time and doesn’t get mad or anything. The 5% she doesn’t, there’s a legit reason like she’s sick
@peterwieser4631
@peterwieser4631 5 лет назад
Listening to these two is like watching family dog and cat wrestle in the living room ostensibly for primo couch chill out spot. They actually don't care about cushion, just need an excuse to tussle vigorously . Love it.
@col.nugget1524
@col.nugget1524 3 года назад
Literally all the women I know in my life call it “Tar-jjjeyyy” and I fuckin laughed out loud when Bill mentioned it
@eugenebeachum1341
@eugenebeachum1341 4 года назад
I love listening to Nia and you on your podcast.
@TheNumberTwelve
@TheNumberTwelve 4 года назад
“He’s standing up everyone” LOL
@hudsonbailey9825
@hudsonbailey9825 7 лет назад
keep it coming bill n nia u guys are great
@peterdowner4315
@peterdowner4315 6 лет назад
Best comedian + wife combo.
@ndpesicgroup
@ndpesicgroup 4 года назад
Dude...the way you imitate women's voices is hilarious.... but the way Nia imitated you is next level..... I'm dying...
@d.aardent9382
@d.aardent9382 4 года назад
the shoes with the Velcro snap things that say I lost part of my foot in a boating accident. I couldn't stop laughing at that line.
@rebecca7410
@rebecca7410 3 года назад
Same 😂
@nb-mf1tw
@nb-mf1tw 4 года назад
“snake out a toilet and then go play some hoop”
@MetalHendrix.
@MetalHendrix. 4 года назад
“Wouldn’t be Awesome if we lived here and they didn’t “ Priceless.
@yourmomshouse6984
@yourmomshouse6984 2 года назад
They got all their history facts from a single Twitter profile 🤣
@larsonfam3861
@larsonfam3861 7 лет назад
This was the funniest podcast segment I've heard so far, I was seriously laughing my ass off.
@prettyfly_4_awhiteguy242
@prettyfly_4_awhiteguy242 5 лет назад
Nia is the grinch of Independence Day
@staceydiggan805
@staceydiggan805 4 года назад
I do that when my mom watches the Bachelor! 🤣🤣🤣 Pisses her off & I am then asked to leave the room. 🤣🤣🤣 priceless.
@Netsolace-tech
@Netsolace-tech 4 года назад
I lost it when Nia tried to sound like BB 😂
@sirheisenberg5990
@sirheisenberg5990 7 лет назад
Oh man, I spat out my drink at work when she said sweden, hahaha.
@TomasGO85
@TomasGO85 3 года назад
7:03 that Nia imitation of Bill...#priceless #ROFL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@a.m.a.b147
@a.m.a.b147 3 года назад
These two are cool, they seem to work well together I aspire to that level of chill banter.
@ball3677
@ball3677 8 месяцев назад
I've noticed that when Bill has "guests" on the pod its usually a weaker episode. But everytime Nia is on its always hilarious and entertaining 😂 Their chemistry is so on point
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 7 лет назад
I love these two 😂
@timothyparkinson9985
@timothyparkinson9985 7 лет назад
"Not even 3 seconds, you're being very generous to yourself" Not the first time he's heard that!
@user-ik9ng3hr3r
@user-ik9ng3hr3r 10 месяцев назад
OMG he finally gets me...17 seconds in im already laughing
@frankstoeknife3685
@frankstoeknife3685 6 лет назад
I like when Nia shows up too, it’s like listening to a story from the funny uncle and aunt or something lol I like em both😊
@MrRar66
@MrRar66 3 года назад
I hope they get along like this all of the time. They seem to enjoy being with each other. Lucky guy👍
@thanhclips
@thanhclips 4 года назад
brand new sneakers w/ old socks. Hahahah. Gotta remember not to do that in the future.
@arupian666
@arupian666 Год назад
"wow, my girlfriend's an idiot" hahahaha, and they still got married. THAT'S love, ladies and gentlemen...
@ciggytwiggy
@ciggytwiggy 2 года назад
I just can't. Whenever he imitates a lady's voice. HAHAHAHA
@cinnaminion1351
@cinnaminion1351 6 лет назад
If someone from liverpool is looking down, it's not because they think they're better than you. It's because they're going to steal your shoes.
@GizziMoD
@GizziMoD 5 лет назад
Ahahahaha
@ir1041
@ir1041 4 года назад
Why would anyone steal your shit diadora shoes
@cinnaminion1351
@cinnaminion1351 4 года назад
@@ir1041 only converse for me fella. But it doesn't matter what shoes they are, they'll nick em cos they're scousers 😂
@seanmatthewking
@seanmatthewking 3 года назад
Ahh. A Londoner, I see 😁
@trashgaming7080
@trashgaming7080 6 лет назад
And then she comes around makes up for it by being honest. And this is why I love these two.
@acesb24
@acesb24 6 лет назад
Lmao. That's how my lady reacted when I had a full day of shopping.
@jamesperrine1984
@jamesperrine1984 4 года назад
Hey Bill, I care about you guys. I think you and Nia make a great team. I hope to be able to listen to you guys for years to come.
@cstony111
@cstony111 7 лет назад
I think men shop differently, we don't waste a lot of time... the women I went shopping with or to flea markets, they stay in the same place too long and then don't choose anything. I went to a Reebok store with a girlfriend found my size and purchased 2 pairs of running shoes and a jacket in just a few minutes. She was surprised because she didn't see me "shop".
@RK-zf1jm
@RK-zf1jm 5 лет назад
Yup takes me about 10 minutes because i know my size get whatever i like the look off and leave, i cannot understand people that spend hours clothes shopping its not that hard
@Fulgrim_The_Phoenician
@Fulgrim_The_Phoenician 4 года назад
It's because men don't go 'shopping'. We men know what we want, know where to get it, we buy it and then leave. Women go to stores and then decide what they want, by looking at every freakin thing in the store. They look for more excuses to buy more clothes and stuff.
@para-yw9dn
@para-yw9dn 4 года назад
@@Fulgrim_The_Phoenician lmfao jesus christ
@K0sm1cKid
@K0sm1cKid 4 года назад
@@Fulgrim_The_Phoenician hahaha sounds about right. Ill save this one for my girlfriend. To be fair, I dress like shit so maybe I should take a bit more time shopping. 😂
@MoveWithWoo
@MoveWithWoo 4 года назад
Right like what are they doing if not planning to buy. I just need an item.
@deBebbler
@deBebbler 6 лет назад
When Bill called Nia to come into the room, I wondered if this was a contrived moment, and they had planned this out before he started recording. Then I heard their conversation, and I realized they may not, in fact, completely understand that they were being recorded at all. Wow.
@gabriellefletcher911
@gabriellefletcher911 3 года назад
Nah he calls her in pretty often lmao I thought the same thing at first
@disisaz
@disisaz 3 года назад
@Yeah I'm a Troll And I Love It he literally says ome in for the PODCAST MAN MUST BE AN OLD FUCK
@SpaceJockey805
@SpaceJockey805 2 года назад
I love it when people try to talk to Bill via the comments section, not realizing this is a fan-made channel. He doesn’t even monitor his own channel, he hired someone to do it.
@ADiosChicago
@ADiosChicago 5 лет назад
Love both of them! They both don't know $hit about history.
@bharathsf
@bharathsf 4 года назад
Omg they are so cute!!
@scott5654
@scott5654 5 лет назад
The best part was when Nia impersonated Bill.
@dontymck
@dontymck 6 лет назад
I enjoy the too and fro of both of you, and Nia has such a beautifully melodic laugh that gives me joy to listen to.
@sunshowerpainting1
@sunshowerpainting1 2 года назад
Excellent impression of Bill, Nia lol.....
@badbadmanly903
@badbadmanly903 4 года назад
Bill, you got a good woman! I found a good one and got married at 40, lot of stuff happened on the way, but got to a good place. New listener, enjoying these tremendously. God Bless!
@michellesamuels8435
@michellesamuels8435 2 года назад
The 400 years is based on when the Atlantic slave trade first started in 1444. And regarding the United States outside of when slavery was initially ended, Jim Crow era which lasted until the 1960's is still considered slavery for African Americans. I love these two because they have great open and honest conversations which brings them closer together and their listeners are able to dialogue and yet still joke together.
@Francesco-cj3oi
@Francesco-cj3oi Год назад
1444+400= 1844
@michellesamuels8435
@michellesamuels8435 Год назад
@@Francesco-cj3oi my dear you have just counted the 400 years of slavery. Everyone knows baaed on the different colonized countries atarted ending slavery starting around that date. The count is always considered give or take a few Jim Crow is the additional years post slavery. Sorry if that wasn't clear. But as we've all gone through history classes in High School i thought generally this was known.
@Nick-Stewbreeze
@Nick-Stewbreeze 4 года назад
Exactly why I love this podcast
@SourPatchPuss
@SourPatchPuss 7 лет назад
That laugh when Nia came in... dun dun DUUUUUUN!
@casandrabarnes
@casandrabarnes Год назад
Talk about a perfect match! I love Bill and watch anything he's in but I really love Nai. No other woman could go toe to toe with this man. Love you guys!!
@darkaoshi27
@darkaoshi27 5 лет назад
You two are so damn cute.
@robertvanderbaan3722
@robertvanderbaan3722 2 года назад
I love these two.
@sharonannrowland5783
@sharonannrowland5783 5 лет назад
Love you guys keep speaking your minds
@MrA5htaroth
@MrA5htaroth 5 лет назад
"Target", or as the women call it "Tar-zhey" ;-) Hilarious.
@andrewstewart95
@andrewstewart95 3 года назад
Are z and h the two letters that go together to make that sound?
@itsokay7989
@itsokay7989 4 года назад
This is probably my favourite Nia appearance ever. She's incredibly funny!
@Jamedia66
@Jamedia66 6 лет назад
I actually got 3 pairs of slacks at the Target. Good shit ma'an...
@coolloser85
@coolloser85 5 лет назад
I lole when they both talk they are hilarious
@bluepower1177
@bluepower1177 11 месяцев назад
You all know bill doesn’t look at these comments…
@chrissy9153
@chrissy9153 4 года назад
I actually like the 4th of July it’s a holiday in the summer and I get to see fireworks and celebrate the country me and my family were born in since the settlers came
@maryamhamid4829
@maryamhamid4829 5 лет назад
Love Bill ❤️
@DEngel-hv1nt
@DEngel-hv1nt 6 лет назад
Love your work! You clearly have the right girl for you. Gives you as much as she takes...
@777jimothy
@777jimothy 3 года назад
I love Nia's voice .
@KrspyKremeCollection
@KrspyKremeCollection 4 года назад
Holy sht, she’s funny 😂
@lazzz1574
@lazzz1574 6 лет назад
I spat back my cofffee when he started to describe the sneakers! Fack
@JoshAdamsFTIM
@JoshAdamsFTIM 7 лет назад
Nia kills it!
@AleksandarIvanov69
@AleksandarIvanov69 3 года назад
8:13 - really ? Where were you born miss? Uganda ? Oh LA ? That's California, right ? Not LA on the coast of Madagascar... Therefore, you are simply American.
@generalkenobi066
@generalkenobi066 3 года назад
Yeah I don't get why black people say they are African American but they ain't ever even been to Africa. She is American, thats her nationality, her race is black, simple as that. What is Bill then? Irish-American? No he is from fooking Boston right!
@pierrechildress8875
@pierrechildress8875 2 года назад
Not that this is the place for a history lesson but... 'African-American' is a term created by the African-American community in opposition to all the other names we were called; before we took control of that situation here in the US.
@beepbopboop7727
@beepbopboop7727 Месяц назад
But she has always been treated like an “African American”. That’s the point.
@beepbopboop7727
@beepbopboop7727 Месяц назад
@@generalkenobi066African American describes an ethnic group you absolute genius.
@austinknickrehm2187
@austinknickrehm2187 4 года назад
Nia: I hate the 4th of July Also Nia: How old is this country again?
@klaus2913
@klaus2913 4 года назад
Yeah, unbelievable. I'm a European and know it was founded in 1776. Jesus Christ.
@twinblade6
@twinblade6 4 года назад
The festivities that take place on the holiday currently are hardly like what took place in 1776.
@Mr3Anarchy
@Mr3Anarchy 4 года назад
Maxim Van den Bosch the Declaration of Independence was signed in 1776, the americas was discovered by Colombus in 1492
@christiangraff5236
@christiangraff5236 4 года назад
@@Mr3Anarchy wrong. Columbus definitely wasn't the first to find america buddy. Do the research. Not grade school "history books"
@Station9.75
@Station9.75 4 года назад
Viking artefacts were discovered in Canada apparently.
@Lucky_360
@Lucky_360 4 года назад
God dammit these 2 are so perfect for each other
@deygo1n
@deygo1n 6 лет назад
Lol she’s great
@jahimjauh-hey5653
@jahimjauh-hey5653 6 лет назад
I’d pay good money to get Bills commentary during women’s programming.
@oldladywhocantdrivewell7545
@oldladywhocantdrivewell7545 4 года назад
Id pay for that
@irlshrek
@irlshrek 6 лет назад
i love the 4th of july...its one of those holidays that are just good stuff. good spirits, good food, good company.
@neverbrokeagain3866
@neverbrokeagain3866 5 лет назад
The only way i am watching a reality show is if its with bill
@lr9376
@lr9376 2 года назад
Lmfao I still want to hear the Target story.
@farukcelik5238
@farukcelik5238 4 года назад
Over here in Australia going to target as a man means you’ve givin up , but your spot on
@joespice1999
@joespice1999 6 лет назад
nia's favouraite song... "dont know much about history. dont know much about biology" lol
@christelandrade9725
@christelandrade9725 5 лет назад
I like how the topic went from Shopping to Target to American History to Wars to what countries have.. LOL
@Viney209
@Viney209 4 года назад
Christel Andrade thats what virtue signalling racists do.
@shinequashie393
@shinequashie393 5 месяцев назад
This is where "all the play classical music for a baby in the womb" led to >> toxic intelligence >> easily depressed
@trashgaming7080
@trashgaming7080 6 лет назад
I mean I'm a student of history. I know what took place and it's inexcusable. The problem is that it will never go away! It's the past. You can't change it. So I don't understand the fixation on it especially for people who've experienced none of it!
@fartbreath2884
@fartbreath2884 4 года назад
Because obviously the people who bring it up daily are just trying to manipulate others and make people uncomfortable so they can get what they want. Like more welfare, drugs and obese whites women
@beepbopboop7727
@beepbopboop7727 Месяц назад
Because the repercussions still exist today. If the mistakes of the past had been corrected, then there would be less need to talk about it. Literally the wealth of the majority of the world is built on slavery. As a history student I shouldn’t have to explain that to you.
@nabber2002
@nabber2002 5 лет назад
Funny that she says people in Toronto are nice because where I live in Canada everybody says Toronto people are rude
@adgato75
@adgato75 4 года назад
Canada rude is still more polite than USA polite.
@guahekla
@guahekla 7 лет назад
I love you guys
@VictoriaSobocki
@VictoriaSobocki 6 лет назад
Hilarious podcast
@MrMackMoran
@MrMackMoran 4 года назад
Wait, Nia is black? I'm soooo late. 😂
@lequack7399
@lequack7399 4 года назад
Lol idkn how can you hear her voice and presume anything else
@permabulk1454
@permabulk1454 4 года назад
Daniel Mesaros right lmao
@redwolf915
@redwolf915 3 года назад
I thought she was a white
@cleanuppros
@cleanuppros 7 лет назад
It's so ironic he's with her.
@SurahOnline
@SurahOnline 6 лет назад
Why ???
@craigslistoceanside8677
@craigslistoceanside8677 6 лет назад
Veritas Love is a type of insanity.
@haohyou12
@haohyou12 6 лет назад
Not really. He has 2 types of fans, people who find humor in his absurd, abrasive, edgy shit and those that live by an idealogy in line with absrud abrasive edgy shit. The former realize he's a comedian but the latter might mistake his comedy for preaching. These people are actual bigots and assholes and history, as has been shown, will not see them favorably.
@AHighlander
@AHighlander 6 лет назад
Melania Trump LOL @ the thought of Melania Trump saying that hahah.
@jumpstart55million
@jumpstart55million 6 лет назад
eric lasseder Exactly! Half of Bills fans are straight up comedy fans and the other half are Right Wing SJWs.
@aaronkunkel2022
@aaronkunkel2022 5 лет назад
Lol
@winkmurder
@winkmurder 2 года назад
14:57 😂🤣 "Yeah? Then where the fuck were they?"
@sbthematrix5007
@sbthematrix5007 7 лет назад
dude the carribians were colonized with slaves well before this country and the slave trade started well before 1776 lol
@sebastiandiaconu1221
@sebastiandiaconu1221 4 года назад
lol dude, the slave trade started thousands of years ago.
@FatherManus
@FatherManus 4 года назад
@@sebastiandiaconu1221 He's talking about the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade, not slavery in general. And he's right.
@seanmatthewking
@seanmatthewking 3 года назад
According to the Googles, slavery in the English colonies started in 1619, so it lasted just about 250 years in America
@splifftannen
@splifftannen 3 года назад
But the Caribbean* were one of the first places for slaves to be free
@ELKMotorsports
@ELKMotorsports 5 лет назад
Bill your wife is a saint to put up with you, love you by the way, your hilarious and relevant. Keep up the great work.
@pb9927
@pb9927 4 года назад
bro its the opposite, she's a complete idiot. I can't believe he got with such an entitled dumbass, no less had a kid with her
@ramasv1521
@ramasv1521 3 года назад
Nia saounds like Dave Chapelle in his last special when she says "miian = man".
@runtt01
@runtt01 4 года назад
Nia RULES!
@DomSchu
@DomSchu 6 лет назад
I've been saying it for years, Target is 100% a woman's store. Yes, they have mens clothes, but it's men's clothes that women buy for their husbands, boyfriends, kids, etc..
@susanb6289
@susanb6289 Год назад
Everytime i go to target i spend $100
@geneenboka6938
@geneenboka6938 7 лет назад
People on here need to get a grip. Learn to laugh more. All this hate is sad
@TimLevi
@TimLevi 6 лет назад
Geneen Boka No, the division that bitches like Nia cause in society is what is sad.
@hatelove5715
@hatelove5715 6 лет назад
So like blaming white people for slavery isn't hateful? You don't think that shit eats away at you hearing it every single day "fuck white ppl, fuck white ppl"? Like say your life sucks, you got no future and you're so ugly you can't even fuck a hooker. You're just living your life when all of a sudden everyone starts agreeing that your life is perfect and you're inherently racist because of some shit some people did in the past, just because they look like you. So your life sucks, but now everyone treats you like shit because of your skin color. And you're just like, eh I'll have a sense of humor about it?
@atlienn2566
@atlienn2566 5 лет назад
marino deželak we like jackass stupidity 👍🏻
@kevinkronsagen2894
@kevinkronsagen2894 4 года назад
You should make Nia your Ed McMann, lmao
@nicholasspinicelli2911
@nicholasspinicelli2911 5 лет назад
GREAT impression by Mia at 7:02 hahahah!
@therustybroadcast5275
@therustybroadcast5275 5 лет назад
It's Nia
@permabulk1454
@permabulk1454 4 года назад
Nicholas Spinicelli it’s fucking Nia omg how many times has he said that lolol
@ragingbull2001
@ragingbull2001 3 года назад
History buff here. Ripping my hair out listening to this
@mrrobotobrains
@mrrobotobrains 5 лет назад
He's so right about Target. The selection for men is awful.
@insufficientrussophobia
@insufficientrussophobia Год назад
I really hope to meet my Nia one day
@nourah5033
@nourah5033 6 лет назад
You guys just Roast each other in every podcast
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