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@GrkOneSix
@GrkOneSix 8 лет назад
"Hello fellow travelers." Will be my new battle cry.
@JustusScottJr
@JustusScottJr 8 лет назад
lmao
@grisumbras
@grisumbras 8 лет назад
+GrkOneSix Gary?
@PatrickHogan
@PatrickHogan 8 лет назад
It's very Goldvision.
@Matthew-lu4sf
@Matthew-lu4sf 8 лет назад
+GrkOneSix Claptrap?
@bkr1895
@bkr1895 8 лет назад
+Дмитрий Архипов GARRRRYYYYY!!!
@MrRayne911
@MrRayne911 8 лет назад
Awesome... "Just get me to the next town..." I love it!
@Mariusweeddeath
@Mariusweeddeath 8 лет назад
+The Heretic Find me another bomb...
@lwanco1018
@lwanco1018 8 лет назад
+Mariusweeddeath I don't know if I'm conferrable...
@Dead_Hitori
@Dead_Hitori 8 лет назад
+Laura Wanco Find me another bomb
@PopoSimTalia
@PopoSimTalia 8 лет назад
+Hitori Yes sir
@nom_nom_nom_
@nom_nom_nom_ 8 лет назад
+The Heretic Fallout broke Noob.... existential crisis. existential crisis never changes
@dynelol
@dynelol 8 лет назад
This is one of the best Escort Missions!
@malikstephens5014
@malikstephens5014 8 лет назад
My favorite one lol
@SparkysBarelyMusic
@SparkysBarelyMusic 8 лет назад
+dynelol agreed
@Poetabrasileiro
@Poetabrasileiro 8 лет назад
+dynelol ME TOO!! OMG!! XDD THIS is so funny
@LeAndre_McCoy
@LeAndre_McCoy 7 лет назад
indeed
@catgirlforeskin
@catgirlforeskin 8 лет назад
It's not stealing it's looting
@mojoforthewin3069
@mojoforthewin3069 8 лет назад
If they didn't want it stolen, why did they own it?
@veterinarius7646
@veterinarius7646 8 лет назад
+Mojoforthewin looooool
@TheAsylumCat
@TheAsylumCat 8 лет назад
+Ben Cobbs Kinda hard to own something when your dead......
@lorenioooooas
@lorenioooooas 8 лет назад
+Ben Cobbs Five finger discount.
@Potato-qv6hq
@Potato-qv6hq 8 лет назад
+Ben Cobbs it's not stealing if theyre dead
@LMNtaLXicon
@LMNtaLXicon 8 лет назад
It was gone, too. Megaton left behind less than shadows in the wake of the bomb. Nothing was left to remember them by, and no one was left to remember them. Those few who can speak of it say that among the screams of the doomed, there was one hellish voice that was not drowned out, but carried by the irradiated wind of the nuclear blast: "Hello, fellow travelers."
@liamnehren1054
@liamnehren1054 2 года назад
you mean except the bobble head in the sheriff's house that everyone of course remembers to pick up and Moira who becomes a ghoul.
@timmer14414
@timmer14414 7 лет назад
"Find me another bomb." Awesome.
@kalebsantos72
@kalebsantos72 7 лет назад
Tim Rohrbach yes sir
@pulpito8692
@pulpito8692 6 лет назад
that is pretty easy
@ZodiacGF
@ZodiacGF 8 лет назад
Goddamn lmao he went from Gandhi to fucking Hitler in like 3 mins lmao
@MrEmigliore
@MrEmigliore 8 лет назад
+ZodK If you played Civ you'd know that was 100% Gandhi style.
@williamorem950
@williamorem950 8 лет назад
Ike, I can imagine someone making a series out of this. Follows a few people, probably one a merchant, and depicts someone with his philosophy using them as tools.
@PanduAsli
@PanduAsli 8 лет назад
+Emilio Orrico An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind wasn't a critical statement but a mission statement.
@ZodiacGF
@ZodiacGF 8 лет назад
Elinn Andersson Why u got to ruin it lmao
@EL-jq1sq
@EL-jq1sq 8 лет назад
ZodK Ooops!
@Werewolf_Korra
@Werewolf_Korra 8 лет назад
actually, Skyrim and Elder Scrolls in general doesn't have a karma system. Pretty ironic the fantasy game has more gray morality than the apocalypse one.
@violetp642
@violetp642 8 лет назад
+noobmaster117 Maybe it's because apocalyptic stories tend to explore what happens to people when and after society falls... Whereas fantasy often explores a multitude of experiences... so there's simply more room for gray areas in fantasy.
@Werewolf_Korra
@Werewolf_Korra 8 лет назад
Adia Aira Well, I mean, look at Joel from Last of Us, his actions are like true gray, almost a Rorschach test of morality. Some people found what he did unforgivable, but I found myself saying "Yeah, I'd do that too"
@Djorgal
@Djorgal 8 лет назад
+noobmaster117 Skyrim your character doesn't make sense. You just do anything people ask you to just because it's a quest. Want to help a priest find the amulet he lost? No problem. Want to eat human remains? Sure. Going to help someone in need? Of course! A demon worshipping cult? Where do I sign in? You just can't say no.
@violetp642
@violetp642 8 лет назад
noobmaster117 Interesting point. I'm usually on the "yea, i'd do that too" side of things as well. I wound't be surprised to find that some of those who found his actions "unforgivable" were looking at it through the lens of how things work in their current lives... instead of considering how things might have to be handled differently because it's an apocalypse. I think it's logic versus emotion.... or maybe logic versus self-image... or perhaps a simple lack of imagination... For example... in the walking dead, the leader of the current town claimed she exiled some people in the past (pre appearance on the show)... I commented, "That's great if you're a california commune in 2003... but in a zombie apocalypse? Probably would have been smarter to just kill them..." To which a friend replied, "That's mean! Why would you kill them just because they don't fit in to the community?" My answer, "Because, zombie apocalypse? What if they survive and decide to return for revenge? They probably already know how to sabotage the defenses..." Maybe i've just seen too many movies where the whole exile approach backfires...
@PlutoMute
@PlutoMute 8 лет назад
Actually, just recently I found out they both did. It's just hidden. They don't tell you outright "you're a douche" but it's very subtle.
@MyJC19
@MyJC19 7 лет назад
that escalated quickly....welcome to the darkside
@farcastk0
@farcastk0 8 лет назад
perfect example: the quest in rivet city where you help a girl date-rape a priest to force him to marry her = good karma
@Bad_Gazpacho
@Bad_Gazpacho 8 лет назад
+farcastk0 Yeah, that one was pretty fucked up.
@MJsPepsihair
@MJsPepsihair 8 лет назад
well if it helps, it does work out for the best in the end
@FreePalestine460
@FreePalestine460 8 лет назад
+farcastk0 Don't be ridiculous, women can't rape men.
@Bad_Gazpacho
@Bad_Gazpacho 8 лет назад
War Rock The sarcasm is strong with this one.
@Masterchief0521
@Masterchief0521 8 лет назад
+farcastk0 but the reverse is bad karma.
@rinraiden
@rinraiden 8 лет назад
His speech about "I'm not killing them, I'm setting them free" screamed Tyler Durden from Fight Club.
@BrianBuhl
@BrianBuhl 8 лет назад
This episode was really well acted!
@pageboysam
@pageboysam 8 лет назад
+Brian Buhl, well written. FTFY Not-Swaim is still pretty stiff on general line delivery, even if one or two lines were delivered really well.
@BrianBuhl
@BrianBuhl 8 лет назад
+pageboysam No, you didn't fix that for me. Disagree if you want. But let me pay the man a compliment.
@LnPPersonified
@LnPPersonified 8 лет назад
Dear god, he's right. People are just mindless automatons with no moral direction, dancing to the tune of a mad god that cares only about obedience and nothing for their petty, soulless lives. Death is a sweet release from the hellish prison that is existence, the only true adventure any of them have to look forward to. ....in...in the game. **cough**
@afanofcanta5357
@afanofcanta5357 8 лет назад
+Pokerface are you ok?
@spookyshark632
@spookyshark632 8 лет назад
So we're androids
@Eolsvik98
@Eolsvik98 8 лет назад
+lem0ndust ­ I don't think any of us are okay after watching that
@LunarEdge7
@LunarEdge7 8 лет назад
I see what you did there on the last line..!
@JohnQPublic11
@JohnQPublic11 8 лет назад
+Pokerface - The mad god of amoral secularism. Which is exactly the mindset Marx and Darwins, survival of the fittest minions, instituted, giving rise to the cult of Marxism, leading to the apetheist politics of the Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, Maoist China and the Khmer Rouge, etc.; resulting in 200 million dead at the hands of unprincipled materialism in just 100 years! *hiccup*
@supersizesenpai
@supersizesenpai 6 лет назад
"Hail fellow travelers." is my new battle cry. 😂😂😂
@mastermindepsilon9517
@mastermindepsilon9517 8 лет назад
Or....One could say that morality is the main character's own personal compass that he was taught from birth. Considering who his father was, we could see why his own personal morality is somewhat strict but at the same time lax in other respects. He steals to survive, and the dead do not need supplies. As for the fingers, he gets those from raping, drug crazed, cannibalistic murderers known as raiders, the people who seek for only anarchy, talon company, and the enclave, who are a bunch of genocidal bastards.
@MrHoeBow
@MrHoeBow 8 лет назад
That was the point of the vid, to show how morality is subjective.
@ddd09ish1
@ddd09ish1 8 лет назад
+BTDBattles non-tryhard player I like how you read "raping, drug crazed, canabalistic murderers" and went "subjective!". Video games man lol.
@Eson-tt9ek
@Eson-tt9ek 8 лет назад
I always just thought it was the standards set by the societies of the wasteland. There isn't really any "good" in murdering bad people, but since it is helping the majority of citizens of the wasteland it is good in their eyes
@dryued6874
@dryued6874 8 лет назад
+MastermindEpsilon Since karma affects the _other people_'s attitude towards you, I'd say it's the actions that are considered good by the layperson that boost your karma, and vice versa. If cutting fingers off is considered good in the post-nuclear civilization - hey, go nuts.
@robertmiles3951
@robertmiles3951 8 лет назад
+MastermindEpsilon Being as bad as the raiders = okay if you're not a raider.
@sartanko
@sartanko 8 лет назад
Best episode so far... I never imagined someone could have an existential crisis over a Fallout game...
@zachery8928
@zachery8928 8 лет назад
+Dan Slash perhaps the games are one of Vault-Tecs experiments with human psychology lol.
@pulpito8692
@pulpito8692 6 лет назад
¿where you less than 10 years old at the time of that comment?
@kourtneyr.scruggs0988
@kourtneyr.scruggs0988 4 года назад
And Fallout 76 came out...
@Chubzdoomer
@Chubzdoomer 8 лет назад
This has to be one of the most underappreciated gaming series on YT. Every episode is pure gold!
@Crimsontears83
@Crimsontears83 8 лет назад
I love how Ra's Al Ghul he get's so quickly....
@StanMarsh1
@StanMarsh1 8 лет назад
Surely this just shows how close to real life Fallout is?
@TheMrCHELL
@TheMrCHELL 8 лет назад
Of course, of course...
@RedGreekWolf
@RedGreekWolf 8 лет назад
Minus your robot naturally
@billlowery1658
@billlowery1658 8 лет назад
"I'm not killing them... I am freeing them them from the vault of their wasted lives" Let's not let him play video games anymore.
@tchase4726
@tchase4726 6 лет назад
"FIND ME ANOTHER BOMB." "Yessir." Oh gods I can't breathe
@izzy1221
@izzy1221 8 лет назад
They are so....like a couple. I don't believe that they are just flatmates anymore.
@AndreinneLawrence
@AndreinneLawrence 8 лет назад
+Isagail Carshuen omg....I do believe a new ship has been born.
@izzy1221
@izzy1221 8 лет назад
Yus
@CerberusLives
@CerberusLives 8 лет назад
For someone fresh out the Vault, he got from Megaton to Tenpenny Tower in record time.
@mivapusa
@mivapusa 8 лет назад
Well....that...escalated pretty quickly.... So when he was talking about the "path of light", really he meant the flash from a nuclear explosion, right?
@theJellyjoker
@theJellyjoker 8 лет назад
Find me another bomb!
@lwanco1018
@lwanco1018 8 лет назад
+Jeffery Liggett I'm sure if I'm conferrable...
@MrDumptyTheDeadman
@MrDumptyTheDeadman 8 лет назад
+Laura Wanco What does conferrable mean exactly? I noticed you posted it in another comment as well. Just curious.
@Vexx3600
@Vexx3600 8 лет назад
+Holden S I think he means "Comfortable"
@MrDumptyTheDeadman
@MrDumptyTheDeadman 8 лет назад
Tyler Mathieu That's what I thought at first then I noticed he put the exact same thing in another comment and even edited a comment with that in it. I am trying to give this person the benefit of the doubt and not just assume they are a complete idiot. Probably just wishful thinking.
@lwanco1018
@lwanco1018 8 лет назад
***** I meant to put in comfortable, sorry to shatter the wishful thinking but I wouldn't say I'm a complete idiot (but that might just be me having the wishful thinking).
@TheNocturnalLogician
@TheNocturnalLogician 2 года назад
6 years on, and this is still relevant and hilarious!
@devin_so_devious
@devin_so_devious 5 лет назад
This is hands down the best episode of Escort Mission
@SmokeyLaBear
@SmokeyLaBear 4 года назад
I was just gonna make that same comment. Cheers.
@ThePoptartster
@ThePoptartster 8 лет назад
setting off that bomb made me hate myself. I just can't play evil. :(
@Farmeryeti
@Farmeryeti 8 лет назад
+ThePoptartster I blew it up, then just sort of stayed in Tenpenny Tower. My internal logic was "Well, I've got a place to live, enough money to last a lifetime, all the clean water I want, friends and a robot butler. Why would I ever leave?"
@Sp1n1985
@Sp1n1985 8 лет назад
+ThePoptartster you're just setting them free
@Axalon45
@Axalon45 8 лет назад
+ThePoptartster I've been there, too, man. When you set off a bomb like that, only one thing takes the pain away. Another bomb.
@olikakashi
@olikakashi 8 лет назад
+ThePoptartster You get that sweet condo, though.
@RenaldLefebvre
@RenaldLefebvre 8 лет назад
+Ole Martin When I'm playing a character who can punch super mutants to death with spiked knuckles, you're gonna have to offer me something more immaterial than a condo to get my attention.
@chrisnightly6
@chrisnightly6 8 лет назад
Wow, this is so well written. Like holy shit. I wish I could like it more then once.
@KyanNezhad
@KyanNezhad 6 лет назад
Incredibly well written and acted wtf like why did this channel have to die
@Snazzydragon
@Snazzydragon 8 лет назад
Ok, you got an actual vocalized laugh out of me at the end. Well played.
@LarsJ1977
@LarsJ1977 7 лет назад
Damn that was dark.. good acting :)
@averybrown7910
@averybrown7910 7 лет назад
LarsJ1977 We know
@khajiitoverlord3347
@khajiitoverlord3347 7 лет назад
LarsJ1977 Yes, yes....acting. What does L33t supposed to be?
@LarsJ1977
@LarsJ1977 7 лет назад
Khajiit Overlord I don't understand your question
@khajiitoverlord3347
@khajiitoverlord3347 7 лет назад
LarsJ1977 At the beggining of every episode it lables one roommate as "n00b", and the other as "l33t".
@khajiitoverlord3347
@khajiitoverlord3347 7 лет назад
LarsJ1977 0:17
@jjverona8249
@jjverona8249 7 лет назад
Holy FUCK that dude just threw away his ingame morality.
@TheTheMikesta
@TheTheMikesta 8 лет назад
This could be one of the most interesting topics from Cracked. This feels like an after hours episode.
@ceddyville
@ceddyville 7 лет назад
"Find me another bomb....." Awesome barely does it justice.
@JustusScottJr
@JustusScottJr 8 лет назад
That was the best one yet. somehow it was still hilarious while managing to get some pretty deep philisophical thought in there. Nicely done.
@xc7pyro513
@xc7pyro513 7 лет назад
I once sold a little girl into slavery in fallout......... I really hope she's not a child sex slave, best not to think about it right? my contact conveniently didn't really tell me anything but her client only that he wants really young kids oh god what have I done???!!!! And whyyyy did you put that in the funking game man jeez
@GippyHappy
@GippyHappy 7 лет назад
Shaun Taylor WHY DID YOU DO THAT??
@Zamolxes77
@Zamolxes77 7 лет назад
The point this video was trying to make flew over your head.
@CyberChrist
@CyberChrist 7 лет назад
Sex slaves get fed, that's more than you can say about most of us :p
@Fenris30
@Fenris30 7 лет назад
Hey they just opened the door your the one that walked through it.
@luisvilca4467
@luisvilca4467 6 лет назад
Sooner or later she will learn to like it ;)
@carsonphillips8008
@carsonphillips8008 7 лет назад
Wow…he went insane from Fallout in 6 minutes. Weird. It's usually faster.
@ladyteruki
@ladyteruki 5 лет назад
I still watch this Escort Mission video every once in a while. 1/ it's the best of the series 2/ Greg Burke is amazing 3/ rule of three but those are two great reasons already
@UpTheDown7
@UpTheDown7 5 лет назад
I thought I was the only one! I keep coming back to it because it's just that good. I really miss this show.
@ashspades5307
@ashspades5307 2 года назад
Same this is by far my favorite escort mission they made.
@ladyteruki
@ladyteruki 2 года назад
@@ashspades5307 Ha ! I rewatched it just last week !
@ashspades5307
@ashspades5307 2 года назад
@@ladyteruki small world haha. I’ve been slowly rewatching all of them this past week.
@ladyteruki
@ladyteruki Год назад
Still rewatching :)
@ohmyflippiningod
@ohmyflippiningod 8 лет назад
Wow... That escalated quickly
@AlMair
@AlMair 8 лет назад
Probably one of the best ones you guys have done yet.
@ArcticWolfGod
@ArcticWolfGod 8 лет назад
This is maybe my favorite Escort Mission episode, good job guys.
@AlexanderNielsen
@AlexanderNielsen 8 лет назад
This went to a very dark, nihilistic place. I feel all warm and fuzzy now, thank you!
@royloebe7398
@royloebe7398 8 лет назад
This is definitely one of the best things you guys have ever written. I've been reading and watching for years and this just blew me a way.
@ArchonPook
@ArchonPook 8 лет назад
By far this is one of my favorite Cracked videos to date.
@Werelight
@Werelight 8 лет назад
This is one of the best videos on RU-vid.
@TheCaptainmarvell
@TheCaptainmarvell 8 лет назад
The fucking delivery on that line "Just get me to the next town....and find me another bomb." Cracked has always been my favourite channel...and i think i have a new favourite person in cracked. (After Daniel, obviously)
@user-xb7uu9rn9v
@user-xb7uu9rn9v 8 лет назад
The existential crisis is strong with this one
@nailsnailsgoodinbed
@nailsnailsgoodinbed 8 лет назад
This was the best episode yet, clever and funny. Thank you!
@lentarian4065
@lentarian4065 7 лет назад
"Find Me Another Bomb"
@SpectralKnight
@SpectralKnight 7 лет назад
I know this is just a sketch and somewhat funny. But to be fair this morality system makes a lot of sense. - Raiders are psychopaths who murder and rape anyone who doesn't kill them first. So it makes sense you don't lose karma from killing them. - The contracts are the same. If you kill bad people and take their fingers as proof you get good karma, but if you kill good or innocent people you get bad karma. You are basically a bounty hunter who chooses whether they want to be a contract killer or uphold the law. This world doesn't really have the resources for a proper prison system (though they do in Vegas, run by the new army), so they kill them instead. - And looting is much different than raiding. Raiding means murdering the previous owner and stealing their stuff. Looting means taking stuff that no longer belongs to anyone (and wasn't killed by you). And it even tells you whether it's owned by someone else or not. Would you call a police officer that shoots a serial killer because he is charging at him a bad person? Because that is basically all raiders + drugs. - The rules are actually not that arbitrary at all
@Slowpoke3x
@Slowpoke3x 5 лет назад
if your raiding raiders your still raiding, and therefore you are a raider yourself
@ThePurpleKnightmare
@ThePurpleKnightmare 3 года назад
I would call any cop a bad person, they made the decision to join an evil organization designed to protect monsters from vengeance, which through it's very existence enables several other types of monsters to commit atrocities, whether it be a gang of sexual deviants who want to kill a sleeping chick, or a company that wants to degrade/ruin the lives of most people or everyone so they can make a profit.
@SpectralKnight
@SpectralKnight 3 года назад
@@ThePurpleKnightmare This is the most American answer ever :) Police aren't evil. You just did it wrong from the start and never bothered fixing it. You didn't rein in the mob mentally You didn't make sure they get proper training (I mean fuck 6 months?) You made sure to reinforce the bad parts through your society. Free stuff etc. Police works fine mostly in the rest of the world. Granted they aren't perfect, but they are a hell of a lot better than what you got
@ThePurpleKnightmare
@ThePurpleKnightmare 3 года назад
@@SpectralKnight I'm not american, cops everywhere are no different, businesses and laws are as bad everywhere to. Police are designed to deter murder, rape, and theft and their existance does an okay job at that but outside of that, it's just the most successful gang in history, protecting the businesses essentially owned by the ones who run the gang, aka the government.
@SpectralKnight
@SpectralKnight 3 года назад
@@ThePurpleKnightmare and your solution is let's let everyone kill each other and those that won't do that just die? I mean damn. Edit also that's a flawed premise. If they are all evil there's no reason to try and fix the problems. It would be better to disband the police and let psychopaths rule. I get that there's a lot of corruption, but you are blaming the wrong branch of a society. Law-enforcers should never be law makers... Or maybe you think they should
@thesage2686
@thesage2686 8 лет назад
My favorite cracked video of all time, hilarious acting
@rossheintzkill4848
@rossheintzkill4848 8 лет назад
Holy crap. Funniest you've done. Great writing - the acting was hilarious.
@ATFprdepartment
@ATFprdepartment 2 года назад
Watching the Noob become an extremist over the course of the video is just 👌
@senseweaver01
@senseweaver01 8 лет назад
He's actually kinda hot when he's dark...
@Dreadnaught1985
@Dreadnaught1985 8 лет назад
Possibly the best version of this show I've ever seen. Very well done, loved it!
@lawd9309
@lawd9309 8 лет назад
this is the best one yet guys keep it up
@tehn00bdude
@tehn00bdude 8 лет назад
How'd he get to Tempenny Tower so fast?
@BullMcCloud
@BullMcCloud 8 лет назад
+tehn00bdude man if you just beeline to tenpenny tower you can be there in less than 10 minutes
@gilzineto
@gilzineto 8 лет назад
+DJ Cartee Kind of scary to think that the new one only takes you 11 minutes to go from one border of the map to the other...
@issac11111
@issac11111 8 лет назад
+gilzineto maybe they cut down on load time
@quickattackfilms7923
@quickattackfilms7923 8 лет назад
+tehn00bdude Fast Travel..
@HistoricaHungarica
@HistoricaHungarica 8 лет назад
+tehn00bdude Haxx. Or speedrun.
@lifesunviktoriusson-kidukn6913
Fallout actually sheds a realistic light on morality. When you're on your own, out in the wasteland, it's arbitrary, because no one is there to see you breach a moral principle, nor punish you for its breach. The more people are around, the more the morality of your actions matter. In a town (society), even minor theft is a significant breach (albeit excessively punished by every person in the room immediately opening fire at your face). Morality evolved out of an early human need to band together for survival, and a realization that constantly killing people in your group or raping their wives and daughters is probably not the best way to do that.
@Poetabrasileiro
@Poetabrasileiro 8 лет назад
+Kareem Ramadan It's even more evident when you have followers, now. Because they'll judge your actions when they're on your group. And if you do something that displeases him too much, the follower will actually leave your side because he/she doesn't want to relate to a human being like yourself.
@TiMonsor
@TiMonsor 8 лет назад
this is some quality cracked content, keep at it
@LaitoChen
@LaitoChen 8 лет назад
This is your best one so far. I love the "newbs" acting =)
@johnathanfredic1427
@johnathanfredic1427 7 лет назад
I wanna see more of the evil noob :)
@stimulanttree
@stimulanttree 8 лет назад
Damn, this was a good one. Hilarious!
@calebgerke9204
@calebgerke9204 7 лет назад
One of the funniest videos I have seen on this channel. That last line made me laugh and cry all at the same time.
@TheDamocles74
@TheDamocles74 8 лет назад
I usually find these skits to be hit or miss (with alot of misses lately) but DAMN! This was really good.
@12Rman21
@12Rman21 8 лет назад
Straight Oppenheimering it up in this biatch. Great episode
@Galvamel
@Galvamel 2 года назад
I F%^&$ing LOVE this video. Please bring back ESCORT MISSIONS!!!!!!
@JenniferBenYen
@JenniferBenYen 8 лет назад
I love the Escort Mission videos. Not only do they have insightful commentary into games, but they also have great characterization and terrific chemistry and interaction. They're my favorite Cracked videos! :D
@leviangel97
@leviangel97 8 лет назад
Great work guys... Loved this ever so much. My first literal lol in a month.
@Kuwaiden
@Kuwaiden 2 месяца назад
I know it's a jump from game to TV Show, but coming from the new Fallout TV show, it's interesting how the show decides "no, I will keep my morality in check despite how harsh things are" vs here where he goes "morality doesn't matter, I will free people from those shackles."
@ThePoeticPariah
@ThePoeticPariah 7 лет назад
That escalated quickly...
@yahonathanroden2681
@yahonathanroden2681 6 лет назад
Great monologue there bud. Funny and yet "insidiously subtle" thought-provoking
@dickjohnson9996
@dickjohnson9996 8 лет назад
this is probably the best sketch you guys have ever done. *claps*
@phoqueme
@phoqueme 8 лет назад
Well... that escalated quickly hahaha he was faster than Ultron....
@vidoxi
@vidoxi 8 лет назад
It's been a while since I played Skyrim but I'm pretty sure it didn't have a morality system.
@BATMAN7972
@BATMAN7972 8 лет назад
+vidoxi it's morality system was just the fame and infamy counters IIRC
@ashwagner828
@ashwagner828 8 лет назад
This is easily my favorite cracked video lol
@liamnehren1054
@liamnehren1054 2 года назад
lol love how he somehow ran all the way from megaton to tenpenny tower while talking and looking away from the screen.
@xeroterragoth1866
@xeroterragoth1866 7 лет назад
Wow...that was...dark. lol
@acerba
@acerba 8 лет назад
I like this guy. HAIL SITHIS!
@Poetabrasileiro
@Poetabrasileiro 8 лет назад
+acerba Pst.... I know who you are... Hail Sithis.
@geoffreysorkin5774
@geoffreysorkin5774 7 лет назад
+acerba I used to be an adventurer like you, then economic downturn forced me to take this position as a guard.
@Poetabrasileiro
@Poetabrasileiro 7 лет назад
+Geoffrey Sorkin My brother is out there fighting dragons, and what do i get? ... A Stable and safe job patrolling the surroundings of a fortified city.
@nmarrs8539
@nmarrs8539 5 лет назад
This video is the best, his rant at the end is so great!
@kanyewest2731
@kanyewest2731 8 лет назад
Great vid! I was blown away.
@Kazuma11290
@Kazuma11290 8 лет назад
You said Skyrim instead of Infamous? Every Elder Scrolls game is morally grey. In Infamous morality is a central mechanic. Dafuck?
@kaymeachem1619
@kaymeachem1619 7 лет назад
lol find me another bomb
@TheVukMiler
@TheVukMiler 8 лет назад
probably the best escorts mission episode ever. 2 enthusiastic thumbs up!
@WildFungus
@WildFungus 8 лет назад
this was better than usual. good jorb.
@JohnDanielTorrance
@JohnDanielTorrance 8 лет назад
Great, now I have to play fallout again and kill everyone. I wasn't planning to, I wasn't waiting for an excuse by the way...
@FreePalestine460
@FreePalestine460 8 лет назад
The best example of this is in Fallout New Vegas. Where you gain karma for genocide and lose karma from stealing from those same people!
@macisr
@macisr 8 лет назад
hahaha this is my favorite series of cracked.
@tubeuser2222
@tubeuser2222 8 лет назад
This is perfect. Awesome video.
@Zombiepull
@Zombiepull 8 лет назад
god i wonder how he will react as soon as he finds out that there are no more towns to bomb
@AgentX02008
@AgentX02008 8 лет назад
He'll become the bomb.
@StubuDubu
@StubuDubu 8 лет назад
Life, finds a way.
@CaeridLock.
@CaeridLock. 8 лет назад
+Zombiepull he can go downstairs in tenpenny tower and just let the ghouls in
@nickville3980
@nickville3980 8 лет назад
There's always the fatman
@Spooken
@Spooken 8 лет назад
+Zombiepull There are at least 2 more towns you can bomb.
@vallraffs
@vallraffs 8 лет назад
Fallout 3 is a bad example of morality mechanics. New Vegas (or either of the original games) did a better job at implementing motivations behind, and consequences to morally questionable actions.
@hotaru1231
@hotaru1231 8 лет назад
i love escort mission so much xD keep up the awesome work :)
@jellis9618
@jellis9618 Год назад
The turn in this one was too good. Hilarious.
@deptusmechanikus7362
@deptusmechanikus7362 7 лет назад
new Vegas is still better
@carsonphillips8008
@carsonphillips8008 7 лет назад
Eggs dee
@Deondre_Clark
@Deondre_Clark 8 лет назад
Did I just join ISIS by enjoying this?
@VincoMalus
@VincoMalus 8 лет назад
I truly enjoyed the humor, and the philosophy you shared on the karma system in gaming was beautiful! You did the Fallout universe justice. Great episode!
@nmarrs8539
@nmarrs8539 3 года назад
This is my favorite episode hands down.
@Sonamyfan875
@Sonamyfan875 8 лет назад
Is this some kind of argument against religion?. . . .
@ddd09ish1
@ddd09ish1 8 лет назад
considering how often cracked bangs on atheists probably not. it's anarchy click bait
@Oravification
@Oravification 8 лет назад
+Ronald Lanzas I find they "bang on" both equally. I think this was partly criticising religions and but mainly cults.
@shorgoth
@shorgoth 8 лет назад
+Gavin Bowyer Not really, if you studied cults for like half a minute you'd know that most major religions committed these kind of actions at some points but that cults rarely had or at least never had enough power to act like that.
@shorgoth
@shorgoth 8 лет назад
***** I think you completely missed the actual point. It was not directed against cults but religions in general. The point was about the absurdity of arbitrary morality based on often contradictory books with dubious background. It was a direct pot shot at Christianism/Judaism/Islam (by the way cults are just small religion so stop using it as if they were any different and that cultist eat babies.)
@shorgoth
@shorgoth 8 лет назад
***** Have you ever actually looked in a bible for like 5 minutes? There is no rime nor reason in most of what is written in it. I don't think morality is that subjective actually, I'm kinda "utilitarist" I think you need a certain social cohesion to be able to survive and thrive as a human therefore rape, murder and theft must be banned to avoid conflicts in the community. By following rational logic you can extrapolate a lot of things. On the other hand if you do that you'll slowly start to notice that most of the dogmas linked to sexuality, sexual orientation and all that stuff is just barbaric repression, misogyny, and racism. By the way most cults are derivations from other major religions. Your sky god isn't much different from theirs. By the way I'm not saying all this without knowledge, I studied sects, cults religions and magical beliefs at a university level because beliefs interested me in a theoretical sense. From what I see from your comment you only regurgitate what your local priest and indoctrinated family told you about other beliefs. I strongly encourage you to look past it and learn a bit more. Yes some cults are wacky, no doubt about it but the vast majority would be considered really normal.
@JustSomebody5
@JustSomebody5 8 лет назад
I love these videos!
@rookangelofmercy7283
@rookangelofmercy7283 8 лет назад
awesome as always
@HeyLookaWildKaisu
@HeyLookaWildKaisu 8 лет назад
One of the best ones yet!
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