Is Brand Twitter Okay? 

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Elon Musk flirting with mars is something I didn't need to see

“It’s not delivery, it’s depression.” That’s now my new favorite quote

Mars- Babe come over~ Elon Musk- I cant your too far Mars- I’m in orbit all alone... Elon Musk- On my way

"the now-extinct website tumblr" is such a funny phrase to hear as someone who still actively uses tumblr more than any other social media

Your unnamed fanbase has a name. Unnamed Fanbase

I'd like to think that the people behind the Self-aware Brand Twitter accounts are all like some 19-25 yr olds and they're all in a Discord just chillin' and planning what to say next.

These Twitter accounts are just nerds role-playing

"what music do you listen to?" "Wendy's"

ITS NOT DIGIORNO It’s *Depression*

Honestly imagine going to a job interviewer to be a food twitter account

“Has anyone had SunnyD since 2002?” *me, slowly sipping sunnyd* : no Jarvis, what a crazy idea lmao

3:17 also you didn’t mention that pornhub replied “May I assist you?”

3:16 Elon: * sexual comment to mars * P0rnhu🅱️: *_May I assist you?_* Ok now this is -epic- _making me uncomfortable_

“I don’t want to live on this planet or Mars.” Honestly, just launch me into the Sun.... ...ny D.

" Why are you looking at cartoons?" "For the love of marketing." "You are a cashier at Wendy's."

Donald Glover saying "Your name is Subway" is just, as odd as it may seem, a whole ass mood.

Let's call the fanbase, "The Braces". Edit: *The Fanbrace*

i can’t believe the man who flirted with the planet mars on twitter now owns the platform

*Mars sends pic* Elon: Kinda wanna makes me 🥜 tbh Ph in background: *Do you require assistance?*

4:03 honestly Wikipedia's tweet is kinda cute to me?? out of all of that mess. we all need pals like that

“It’s not delivery, it’s depression.”

"Twitter doesn't even have a mascot." *Chuckles scaredly.* They do now...

That intro was absolutely incredible. Like, the reveal at the end actually made complete sense and was so deep im fr impressed with the stuff you come up with

"We have to kill Twitter" I thought you were about to say we need to kill the pope.... 😂😂

We need a “It’s not delivery. It’s depression” shirt.

I subscribed And turned on Notifications I am Truly Greg Wait

The fact that there's a cinematic universe of brands and each have their own personality is just phenomenal. I will be writing fan fictions on this topic, thank you very much.

"It's not delivery, it's depression."

plot twist: jarvis runs sunnyd twitter

Its not DiGiorno Its: Being the head mafia boss at 15 years

Never thought i would here sunny d talk in text to speak saying "tell us the tea, sis"

Jarvis: What is it, like orange juice? Me: No Jarvis, it is a ravioli

3:18 You're really gonna leave out pornhubs comment like that?

I've always been a firm believer that you shouldn't admire the brand that is producing the tweets, but the person behind the scenes making the tweets. Like Nathan at Steak-umm, I have nothing but admiration for that dude since he's exceedingly witty in his tweets when representing this brand.

When someone said that Crest and SunnyD was never meant to be a couple, I felt that

Give us the tea, sis!

Sunny d is orange juice the way pop tarts are ravioli

"Our country is crumbling before our very eyes...lol" oh little did Jarvis know, shit only went downhill from there

Fan Base Name *People Trying Their Best*

okay but did digiorno just tell sunnyd to kill themselves? savage

Me: I wish Wendys was available in Europe * Hears Wendy's mixtape * Im glad Wendys only has restaurants in America

I mean mars kidda thicc tho no lie

Hey Jarvis, about the KFC reference: Basketball was originally created in Canada by a college professor who did, for a short time, call it Bucket Ball, or Buckets for short as the goals were berry buckets that the janitor/gardener had. As the game developed, the buckets became baskets, then netting and the rules progressed into thd game we know today... The USA asked to play, and , like the cool kids on the playground, Canada said yes. USA suggested the name NBA, to Canada's hesitation, then banned Canada from the league (except the Toronto Raptors) emphasizing on "National" being the thing... Then they tried doing that to the other famous sport we created, Hockey. So yeah, kinda could be taken a few ways stating the game of buckets is trash

1960: I bet in 2019 we will have successful companies working together 2019: cheese doodles literally makes a diss track on Doritos

That was cheesy *_DANGEROUSLY CHEESY_*

If the joke is all about delivery, than I must be digiorno

"I just quit my job to do this and I'm very scared."

The Cheetos diss track is surprising since both Cheetos and Doritos are owned by Frito-Lay

I'm always amazed how you manage to get the words "youtube algorithm" into every video you upload. Even when the video is not about youtube.

Arby's is my favorite brand Twitter account. Their food art is so cool. 👌

Maybe you you could call your fan base Greg. And in the beginning of videos you could go "what's up Greg" and make merch that says just Greg doing Greg things. Edit: new information has come to light. So um that's actually drew goodens fanbase name soooo..... forget about this....

Jarvis host meme review

MoonPie is such a bizarre account, I don't even know how to put into words the amount of questionmarks they harvest from the "following".

Thank you! As someone who managed a team of creators who ran 40+ social accounts at any given time, people were always so rude to the poor content creators who were just trying to do their jobs! And a lot of times, they were running accounts on behalf of teams, companies, or organizations that wouldn't give us any guidance on what they actually wanted to talk/post about, but they were also very (understandably) protective of their image. Social media account teams or managers are just trying to do their jobs creating content for people who don't really care and likely feeling helpless if someone complains because there's not much they can do. On top of that, they can't often times get the parent organization to respond to negative comments, or even legitimate criticism. Please be nice, they are real people. I know this video is three years old, but I'm just now going down the Jarvis rabbit hole. Sorry for the very late comment.

If Vine was still a thing I would totally clip "It's not delivery, it's depression"

Don't worry soon you'll get your dbrand/squarespace/brilliant sponsorships

Omg I love you Jarvis community is literally my favorite show

If Vine has a Twitter it should just post: X_X

I have the most relatable things ever Breathing This is a joke

*cough* _Wendy's twitter_ *cough*

3:17 "May I assist you" LOL

FUN FACT: I met a guy who used to work at Wendys corporate and knew the girl that ran the acct when she created the persona. Apparently she was super quiet and barely talked to anyone irl, was just savage on Twitter.

Chester Cheetah: ‘Come on Doritos, you can’t rep the Flamin’ Hot name’ Doritos: Releases Flamin’ Hot Doritos

Loved the video, this was a lot more experimental than the rest of your other vids, and it payed off. Bummer I didnt get a notification for this.

*Mars: sends a hot pic: *News: spaceX launches human to the moon many years too early

It would be funny if all of these brands were just sitting around the table tweeting at each other

"It's not delivery, it's depression" makes me really sad that I can't go back in time to make that my senior quote

"A how to... on having a personality" Link plz, research purposes

"Give us the Tea, sis"~ SunnyD, 2019

10:27 I guess someones funeral is definitely a wasted day

“Nice try uncle Corporation”

*_*sicko mode coming from the refrigerator*_*

Pop tarts twitter reminds me of when the my elementary school was on a health kick and the school thought my mom was abusing me because she gave me a pop tart for breakfast.

Can we just appreciate the Community reference? It's such an underrated show

I feel like Sunny D’s writer was actually depressed or trying to get help and they either offer themself or the company offed them and then tried to cover it up by saying “All good” to Moon Pie. It’s sad that I have a head cannon for self-aware brands on a social media app.

Cheetos and Doritos are both PepsiCo. It almost doesn't make sense for them to make fun of their own brand, but it does make sense to get exposure for both + you don't get sued.

Why have I not found you sooner My new favorite RU-vidr

10:02 yes. even coupons. as opposed to odd coupons

“It’s not delivery...It’s depression.” Sorry that made me choke on my air water-

I never knew that the D in Sunny D meant delight

that's literally the most ironic thing ever... SunnyD: "i can't do this anymore"

“It’s not delivery. It’s depression.” As a severely depressed person who has eaten a lot of their pizzas, you’re pretty accurate 🤣🤣🤣

Charmin should have been “seated” at number 2

It's not delivery.. *It's depression.* Well that got dark...

I have a screenshot in my phone of an ad on instagram, and I screenshots it because on the ad it said “ What’s on the menu tonight? Me ‘n’ u”. I find it extremely cringey

7:34 Orville *what the fu-*

“It’s not delivery, it’s depression” New favorite quote

Hey man, love your videos. Not seeing the Hamilton playbill in the background anymore. Please fix.

*le big brands on twitter* _dead memes are funny am i right fellow kids?_ Lets do the *_memes_*

The Denny's joke at @5:22 is... *chef's kiss*

"Part of a complete breakfast" was a very common phrase in commercials for anything associated with breakfast; it usually featured a bowl of cereal, a glass of orange juice, and some other stuff I'm forgetting Pop-Tarts did, at one point, advertise themselves as such, so I think it's just a reference to that

Elon already hosted meme review. Check his *twitter*

Cheetos dissing Doritos? They're owned by the same company!

That intro was so sad I actually cried.

Its not delivery, its *D e p r e s s i o n*

7:46 great Litmus test opportunity, I definitely thought of the Hedgehog first

3:38 it's a ravioli

That moment when you float over to your Facebook tab looking for some yuk yuks

Sunny D and vodka is my drink of choice. Yes I am garbage