I Tried Following A Troom Troom Cooking Tutorial 

All I could imagine was the Kermit falling from a building meme but it was the gingerbread man

@@YogoBites Felt that in my soul

@@YogoBites 69 likes. Nice

So did the gingerbread mans

I'm only 45 seconds in and the intro riled up my anxiety 😳

No, like something a homeless person would make their house out of

Dione Martins cardboard?

Dione Martins ah yes, human skin

No drywall

GINGERBREAD HOUSE YESSSSSSSSS

anyone else think they might've used self-rising flour on Shroom Shroom, for a worse-tasting but simpler and fuller-figured gingerbread fella?

im proobably wrong, but would baking powder also work, because its a rising ingredient (i dont know the proper term)

wee wee You could but you’d need an acid as well like lemon, yogurt, buttermilk, or vinegar to activate it.

mm i see

No, it's the other way around. Baking powder contains both acid and alkaline. Baking soda does not, so it requires acid.

HAHAHAH

I feel like most kids are familiar with the Spanish numbers from 1-10. Where do you live?

_Huh_ I know that uno is one, and you say it when you have one left... but it just... never clicked in my head. Thanks.

Oh, I thought that in English the game was called "one". Because I speak Spanish and uno is one.

@@satya4234 Well, even we know English sucks, but most of us are just too lazy to switch to another language, so we just mix certain words from different languages into our daily speech. Most common are Spanish, French, and Japanese because these weebs will stop at nothing.

Ann Reardon heard that

asmRTPOP she did

Underrated comment

asmRTPOP she is just watching like. 0-0

All ive cooked is some cakes from little instruction guides, i cant cook. Ive also cooked a carrot cake with my dad. It was *delicious*

Me to it would be hilarious just wait what and danget

Binging with Jarvis

Jesse Toftum yes

Yea boi

Watch “Nailed it.”

I picture her, like, "Please, please let me go back to my natural hair color!" and the Troom Troom people beating her and screaming, "No! You are The Redhead!"

I think like most nicknames it came after her actions. In this case: she dyed her hair.

Legendary comment

My friend is still called Barney. He dyed his hair purple 2 years ago. His hair has been blonde for 2 years

Art and stuff productions same thing happened to my friend with the name grape lol

Bow ties are cool

Lilly Winter and so are fezzes

Lol

He needed to add super glue gun obviously

@@tyler52006 obviously

Tyler 520 yeah of course kiddo!

Eva Cassada very true

Wh-

Gh

Well that escalated quickly 0_0

Obviously

This is one of the only comments I've laughed at

Yea ads

Yo Danny Gonzalez ref

Badads

🤣

Does that mean I stop being a pumpkin?

And he didn’t even follow the bad recipe right.

I was so confused when they said to cream the butter and sugar together and then instructed to just melt it anyway WHAT WAS THE CREAMING STEP EVEN FOR

@@Chemicaldessert to make you waste time I guess...

Where was the baking soda or yeasts in the recipe? Did they leave an important step just so their video would not be too long!? Or do they get more comments if the recipe fails and people complain about it in the comments?

Chrissy Diacarte Agreed. This hurt sooooo, bad.

Yes!! I love her!!😻😻

@@Sherlocked.Loki-Swift bbvvsz

It’s perfect because she’s also an adversary of 5 minute crafts and troom troom !!

Yes! She's excellent, I love the way she debunks these terrible cooking vids even when it's very obvious to her it won't work, she does it anyway just to prove it.

@@becp488 True, and aside from that, she's giving out informations and knowledge from the content and try to make things simple so that all viewers can understand the topic clearly.

him not doubling any of the measurements besides the butter and sugar was really funny

@@tjsmoth7234that was the funniest and also the most perplexing part lol. Also didn't he use brown sugar instead of white sugar? That by itself wouldn't ruin the recipe, but it does change it substantially. I've never made gingerbread cookies so I don't know which it genuinely calls for. Still, the whole thing was doomed because I do know it left out some important parts in gingerbread cookies, like any kind of leavening. Even if he followed it perfectly, this would be a gingerbread cracker.

@@go-away-5555 actually brown sugar isn't a bad substitute here. A lot of gingerbread recipes use it instead of white sugar. The biggest thing (which he mentions at the end of the video) is the lack of molasses. That's a big reason behind the color. I assume the honey was meant as some sort of weird substitute. What I can't wrap my head around is the mentioned lack of leavening agents or melting the sugar and butter. There's recipes for baking that use melted butter but things like this you beat them together until its fluffy and then continue adding ingredients, melting though?

The more specialized your knowledge is, the less you know about things outside your specialty, like how the world's best brain surgeon might not know how to boil an egg.

Also wordplay is hard

wow what a solemn discussion. and nobody considers that he's tactfully downplaying his own intelligence so that you can all appear smart? man, he IS smart. it's all about relativity.

@@krystencabbage1032 As if there was a limit taht would be that small on how many things you can possibly know?

PENIS

Just a youtube commenter they w h a t

Greg 4 life

Hello, Greg

Greg

I have a problem Hi Greg

VinceWasTaken yeah... the good ol’ days

Pizza Addict You poor soul

...

I can only imagine.

Pizza Addict you poor unfortunate soul

I bake for fun and I'm not the best, which I dont mind, but with my minimal amateur experience, this video hurt my soul

😂 yes

Lol

That's what my mom said when I came out the womb

@@julietuft8811 😂 oh my god

18:20

They gave ounce measurements and he used cups? LOL Maybe if he'd weighed the ingredients out like a normal recipe would expect you to do it might have worked better. Cups are not a very accurate form of measurement and baking is a science involving precise measurements.

No this recipe didn't work because the recipe is wack. Ther is absolutely no levener in this recipe [baking powder or baking soda] and you should not be putting honey in a *gingerbread* cookie recipe. They COMPLETELY left out ground cloves, allspice, nutmeg, salt, molasses and so much more. Even the icing is wack. Royal icing is just powdered sugar and eggwhite, no lemon juice or water is needed.

@@ionethenb2764 i completely agree

Michelle Howrad water is used for a stiffer royal icing and lemon juice gives stability to the egg whites. The royal icing was the only normal thing in the recipe. Second it’s leavener and baking soda and baking powder aren’t the only ones. And also measuring baking products in weight is much more accurate as the one person said but it is not required.

Dont forget he used brown sugar when the recipe called for white sugar!

Don't forget "shrimp shrimp". I have no idea how that happened.

Is dangerous

‘But use maple syrup instead’ *are you canadian*

@@azsunaa wtf

@i hate this world there are making canadian gingerbread

@i hate this world after he making it, he put maple syrup, a canada flag and send to Canada by Canada Post also be sure he need to satisfies canadian familes when he delivered this giant gingerbread to Canada

Frommel9000 Have you ever baked in your life?

*IT'S* 👏 *GINGERBREAD* 👏 *PERSON!!!* 👏 #INTERNALIZEDMYSOGYNY

This comment needs way more likes

Cymes *_P R E A C H_*

*triggered feminists incoming*

@@nitroexcalibur ikr

I microwave the plastic honey all the time it doesn't melt before the honey is soft. It softens a little if you over due it.

@@urbanmonkey48 I don't think you're supposed to microwave honey at all tho

@@peaches7280 why?

I was thinking he could put the bottle in some warm water.

@@urbanmonkey48 you can microwave honey lol, don't worry. the only time you need to worry about its state is in baking and why it's included. like with butter - melted butter doesn't work the same as softened since you'll typically use softened to cream with sugar, which can't be done with melted and will greatly affect the end result and crumb. most people who microwave honey I assume is because it's near the end and crystallized like Jarvis' or want a softer liquid honey but only have creamed. nothing bad will happen if you microwave it aside from it being in too long and bubbling over and becoming too liquid-y, creating a mess to clean. just check the bottle if it's microwave-safe (lots of plastic these days is fine for this which was likely his case). it's best if you can put it in a bowl first as to not mess with the whole batch' consistency thereafter, but it's generally fine, especially if you are only warming it for like 10-20 seconds.

Finally a professional baker in the comments calling out Troom Troom and not hobby bakers calling out Jarvis. :D

@@tschaytschay4555 well... calling out Troom Troom is like saying a potato is a potato. Everyone knows nothing in there should be taken seriously. Also, the calling out Jarvis wasn't undeserved. :-D

If I might ask, what all was wrong with the recipe?

What does FYI stand for🤷🤷🤷

@@butterbungnaked1440 FYI = For Your Information

u can still navigate with windows key, tab and enter tho @Anony Mous

aaanddd, she is in her fucking house

Epic chill and *C H I L L I N G*

four iron blocks, one pumpkin no bad words ples

how does she not know who hangs around her own house? How can she get any sleep at night??

Jay ur a genius

Your like a pro chef

I microwave my honey bear. I haven’t died yet. ʕ ·(エ)· ʔ

@Rachel Kappler im not leavening

@@Alex-ny8zw He's just a functioning adult.

You’ve activated my trap card

@@jarvisYou activated my counter trap "Troom troom video"! It special summons Blue-eyed Girl, Blondy, and Red-Head in attack position. And now I activate my quick-play spell "Clickbait" It forces you to see my set -cards- videos at the cost of -half of- your life -points-.

Maiden with eyes of blue?

BoysOnAquaticTransportation patreon.com/fwob blue eyed white girl fits

Thats from the board games video from the TheoddOnesout

Ouch on the couch

Have you heard of the high elves?

Sick by a Tick

Ted in the Bed

I have 3 more bad ones: Phone on the Cone Dong from the Song Stood by the Wood

Yes, Jarvis, yes it is.

Pieces By Liz *microwaves a plastic bottle that likely isn’t microwave safe either*

Tbh id probably put a metal bowl in the microwave

Alice the artist you said tbh twice....that makes me uncomfortable

metal bowls and tin foil are perfectly fine in the microwave, especially if you want baked potatoes quick!

Honey is okay ingredient, though it makes for "heavier" ginger bread. They missed on baking soda though.

In the US we don't have golden syrup (though we can get it imported), but I have never used honey for gingerbread.

That's because troom troom is based in ukraine/russia and because they don't have an easy access to something like molasses or golden syrup in their supermarkets, they use honey instead. I'm from eastern europe myself (use a lot of russian/polish recipes in my cooking), every gingerbread recipe I've ever read uses honey in them

Honey is added in East Europe countries recipies like Poland

Late but are you supposed to knead gingerbread? And if so, doesn't that make it more dense? I bake but never this kind of stuff. Kneading is integral for yeast-based goods but your goal isn't building a strong network of gluten when it comes to things like cookies, cake, muffins, etc. Overmixing always leads to dense bakes even if they have leavener so I can only imagine his results lol. It makes sense to knead the type that will be used for gingerbread houses but idk about gingerbread men/cookies. Terrible recipe all around, though. I also have no clue why they told the viewer to shoddily cream the butter/sugar when it was just going to be microwaved anyway.

Get Shane Dawson on this

That's impossible

@@jarvis 💀

A sight that's still not existing

Mood

poor Ginger bread man😊

it's SO strong

It's better than Flex Glue!

Lol

For real. THAT was the moment that broke me.

Thicccccc

"turns room" gave me flashbacks to a thing that didn't happen to me I feel dizzy

She sounds congested to me

@@zephyrian1006 yeah like does she have a cold or something??

I’m so proud for being your 100th like

*The worst part is that her voice has become so familiar to us that we can tell*

Nah she definitely has a cold lol

Huh... just realised My mum is here!

Maybe my dog will try to hack china, but i think he will look for hentai in my notebook but i dont have a notebook

Maybe thieves will break in!! Better take good care of my 50 dollar mouse instead of my 500 dollar laptop

GUYS HELP REDHEAD IS RAIDING MY HOUSE SEND THE NATIONAL GUARD

So.. we gonna act like you coulda closed the laptop?

Nah, it’s that she was worried about her mouse being stolen but not about her laptop being stolen

You can disable it

So... we gonna act like you cant get around not having a mouse using only keyboard shortcuts?

Watch a real baking channel so you don't have to gouge your eyes out in frustration

Are yoy kidding? I *LOVE* watching people who cant cook bake!

Wait i think you mean, cooking but not really episode

@@scarlettefoxx5585 have you seen the video of Paris Hilton making lasagna?

truth, flower taste like garbage so your probably right and he didn't do exact measurements so the balance is probally off

I'm just imagining that each "..." is like a deep breath.

Ok, but I'm here in June so...

and i’m here in october

It’s almost New Years now lol

*_-SKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK-_*

Kawaii Lydz wow thanks for telling me what happend!!

and I oop oop oop! Skskskskskskskskskksksksksk! Lol I dropped my hydro flask! Save the turtles! *the lids to hydro flasks kill more turtles and cause more pollution per year than plastic straws do :,)*

Kawaii Lydz I remember when that happened

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Once you start baking things, you really get a sense of the massive amount of sugar that goes into what you're eating. It's crazy, I eat so much less sweet stuff now.

Brian Bethea true. A cup of sugar feels like a flipping river

You will be assimilated. We are the Borg.

Hivemind

The hivemind machine is working

Resistance is futile

What if I resist

Obliterate

No wonder he failed, he forgot the legs.

Man Jarvis could have beat troom troom and their blue eyes white girl if only he assembled it properly

@@tigercors3308 Should have brought a bunch of Pot of Greed heard they're good but I don't know what their effect is?

No!!!

Huh

I'm what now?

... bruh what were you on

I'm not blue eyes white girl! I'm brown eyes mostly white boy!

Yep.

Isn't everything a disappointment

It probably tastes like me then

@@isaacornelas7441 Oof

@@vaneplane yeah A+ is a disappointment, learning something new is a disappointment, new discoveries are a disappointment, new useful things is the most disappointing thing. Don't act negative unless you wanna grow up so bad 🤷🏻

@@isaacornelas7441 I thought it tastes like me

Join Shellmont, the anti VSCO country founded by the greatest plastic straw merchants in the world. After years of war and turmoil we are finally at peace tearing down the VSCOs reign of terror one Hydro flask at a time.

Same here

Same here

Yes

Same

Me too!!

I was just thinking that!

YES.

Y E S she sounds like my seventh grade math teacher

I hate her voice with a passion. I’m sure they’re a normal person, but like... I can’t stand nasally voices.

Imagine how much a hole tray would take

Sadness is knowing you are hated; I hate that gingerbread man

FIRST

Good stuff

Jarvis is under rated

you the best

I'm not too good at cooking, so I'm not going to judge yours.

Yno

no the gingerbritish men just took over some indigenous lands. yknow typing this i like gingertermites better nvm