Oh My God This Movie is the Worst 

I’ve been saying “YOU CANT PISS ON HOSPITALITY” with not a soul knowing that reference for years and now finally I can be vindicated for knowing that

“What are you gonna do to me daddy?” “Tighten my belt loop to relieve hunger pains” that had me wheezing

Holly: my father hates you!! my family can't stand you *literally a minute later* Elliot: can i come on your family vacation? Holly: sure!!! i'll tell my family!!!

Fun Fact: In the documentary "Best Worst Movie" it was revealed the actor that played the shopkeeper was in the midst of a manic episode and stumbled on to the film set without the director's knowledge. His performance was so good because he was in the middle of a manic episode.

this movie should be called "The Horny, The Hungry and The Haunted"

I don’t like how sweaty everyone is in this movie...

"You trying to turn me into a homo?" As a gay man, I can say that punching someone in the nuts doesn't make someone gay - trust me ... I've tried.

"But the cholesterol!" I love how the witch says that like it's gonna convince this little boy, who probably has no idea what cholesterol is, to not eat a sandwich

Why does Eddy look like he’s wearing those fake glasses that come with a nose and a mustache attached

For years I remembered The Princess Bride as having a scene where the grandad disappears and turns out to be a ghost. This movie is why

the fly on the actor's forehead when he says "OH MY GOOOOOOOOD" honestly sells the scene

“Tight my belt so I don’t feel hunger pains” Alright I’m convinced the writer is self aware and an absolute fucking comedic genius lol

"If you can't bring your boys to a romantic vacation with your girlfriend, where can you bring them?" Damn right.

_Plot twist, this is a movie about an emotionally abusive family & a child losing his grip on reality as a coping mechanism._

Mild correction: Grandpa Seth didn't "summon the power of god" to cast his spell; it was, according to his own words, a spell he learned from a friend of his who had been in Hell. This is also the movie's biggest deus ex machina.

Eddie: Do you think Joshua will A. Throw food in trash B. Spill juice on the food C. Move his frozen family D. Throw food out window Joshua: I pick option P

in the daddy scene I really thought he was gonna piss on his son

Before the infamous “what are you gonna do to me Daddy” line, I thought his Dad was gonna pee on him as punishment

"you can't piss on hospitality" is such a powerful line

okay i did recognize the fact that nilbog is goblin backwards only because an early version of D&D featured some sort of capricious fey god named nilbog who possessed goblins and made them perform ungoblinly acts

why does the girl have sharpie freckles

"I wonder what Holly's up to right now." Holly: *vogue-ing in the mirror to hype herself up for the breakup she is planning*

Honestly, I think the biggest problem is the grandfather's logic, he has incredible abilities like stopping time, materializing objects like the axe and the cocktail, haunting, and the ability to return to the real world and summon lighting. We also know he can appear to people other than Josh, so of all the people who he could contact why go to the one with the least authority, Josh is a small child, he's on the bottom of the family totem pole and is the weakest physically. Why not appear to the father or mother? Like, if somebody came back from the dead and told me goblins were real and wanted to eat me I'd believe them, who the fuck wouldn't?

i've loved this movie since i was a kid, and one of my favorite fun facts about it is that it was originally conceived as anti-vegetarian propaganda, which puts a lot of stuff, like the double decker bologna sandwich, into context, and yet somehow makes it even more absurd

I THOUGHT THE DAD WAS GOING TO PEE ON HIM AND THEN I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO BELT FHE CHILD AND THEN HE JUST TIGHTENED IT WHAT

i had vip for danny and drew’s tour and danny asked us who our favorite youtubers besides them are and when i said you, he was like “how is your favorite youtuber someone who only uploads once every two months”

As a teenage girl I can confirm that the way Holly dances in the mirror is really accurate

'No one's ever moved SLOWLY out of curtains and had good intentions '....these are straight facts 🤣🤣🤣

Dude when he went to “tighten his belt to prevent hunger pains“ I dead ass thought he was going to Piss on his son

“I must do it I must do it” *pisses* - Joshua, a true hero😍😪🤚

My great aunt is the lady that hands them the keys at 10:44 and they spell her name wrong in the credits

You missed the BEST PART! After Holly gets upset about leaving Elliott behind, the family starts singing "row row row your boat"

Fun fact: the original screenplay for Goblin was conceived by the screenwriter Rossella Drudi to be a twist on the traditional vampire story, in which the vampires were vegetarian, which is why the goblins fanatically hate meat. He did this because, and I quote, "at that point in my life, I had many friends who’d become vegetarians and it pissed me off."

I kinda thought that his dad was going to piss on him and I got really scared.

The abstract idea of monsters deceptively turning people into plants to eat them is, in concept, kind of scary. The execution, however, is endlessly laughable.

Right as he said "I wonder what Holly's up to" I got a US Air Force ad.

I’m gonna establish a town called “Ydde”

"I just love the idea of naming your town what you are" Petition to rename Earth to Namuh.

12:32 to quote the Cat in the Hat, _”I can’t believe you whizzed on my taco!”_

I remember seeing this movie when I was 7 at my cousin's place and I was hiding for a while thinking it was going to be scary. I then witnessed the most Looney toons bullshit I had ever seen on film to that point, came out from behind the couch and asked my aunt with indignation "is this supposed to be scary?" She looked at me and said, "This is a failure in fear." I then began to just laugh at the rest of the movie and it was a great time!

The way the actors present their lines sounds as if they don't actually speak english..... They just rehearsed the sounds they were supposed to make. Because the grammatical structure of almost every one of their sentences is driving me nuts.

The actress playing the sister lITerAlLy TaLkS LIke ThIs

I don't know why, maybe the type of cameras used, but a lot of movies made from late 70's to early 90's will sometimes give me the creeps just by the look of the film. This movie has that look. I can't even articulate it properly. Weird vibes. Edit: I always dreamed of going on a vacation where I could work on someone else's farm. What a swell time that would be.

I love how even after I watched this video once, I still didn't realize nilbog was goblin spelled backwards until eddy pointed it out again

"they're eating her and then they're gonna eat me oh my goooooooood!!!!", classic.

*"I see the devil in you boi"* -Eddy Burback, 2019

oh it took me till 10:05 to realise that nilbog is goblin backwards

The concept of a summer farmer exchange program is brilliant. Who wouldn't want to move into a farm during the busiest time of year and spend your vacation doing manual labour. And which farmer wouldn't want to have some account from the city taking care of their farm during the most critical time of year which your entire livelihood depends on.

when I first watched this movie I wanted the sister’s Garfield astrology sleep shirt so badly that I found it on eBay. I’m now the proud owner of a Sagittarius Garfield sleep shirt where he’s holding a bow and the arrow is pizza

I'm just impressed the sister didn't drop the bar on her neck when her boyfriend snuck in

23:42 NOOOO NOT THE "LUST" LMAOOO

Can we talk how super red flag and manipulative the "your friends or me" shit is? If your partner forces you to just abandon your friends for no real reason (like they aren't enabling him to like idk gamble or get into dangerous stunts or something they are just his friends) that's not ok, leave! She even tries to manipulate him with sex to leave his friends.

Trying to be a hipster about the room when the “oh my gooooood” scene is already a meme

To be fair to the goblins, I’m also grossed out by the double decker bologna sandwich

You gotta appreciate that the boys all coordinated in their primary colors.

I feel like we need to realize that Eddy kinda just skipped right over that they went from plant goblins to seances

If a girl ever makes you choose between her and the boys, always pick the boys

This movie is so 80's that the dad had his pajama collar popped.

15:48 "seek shelter in an abandoned church" well that never goes well does it

Act 1: okay yeah, standard weird movie stuff Act 2: this is getting weirder but still not ridiculous Act 3: Grandpa summons God?? Gets sent to hell?? The family battles a witch? And you just like gloss over most of it like it’s equally as strange as the first portion of the movie. Love it.

I'm just here to snitch to Gus if Eddy stands on his chair.

How to get the guy: punch their groin, say “I like you,” and follow it up with a smooch. Whose the pickup artist now Michael Fiore?

I thought this was his sister and I just remembered SO MANY 80’s movies have brothers FLIRTING and being sexually suggestive with their sisters. It’s so odd. Like a lot. Like brothers saying they have sexual needs and sisters being like “oh your so silly!”

The sister and boyfriend talking in the beginning is like a alien and a shitty AI trying to convince eatchother there human

"they're eating her" 😟 "and then they're gonna eat me" 😟 *"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"* 😲

"I wonder what Holly's up to right now" *cut to the most 80s sh*t possible*

19:23 Fucking ASHAMED of myself that I didn't realize what "Nilbog" was until this very moment.

"Chlorophyll green: The color of the Goblins" wait, so you mean to tell me that Goblins are actually plants? No fucking way

Sisters boyfriend: has friends Sisters boyfriend: is a virgin Me: has no friends Me: still a virgin *_SOMETHIN AINT ADDIN UP_*

So did holly's boyfriend choose her or the boys

13:48 it's the new POMF "Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed?" XDD

It took me a whole 2 seconds to realize Nilbog was Goblin backwards

This movie was actually filmed on my great grandparents farm and in the party scene features a lot of my relatives including my grandma playing the piano 😂 We play this movie at almost every family reunion. May or may not have traumatized me as a child, but it’s a great effing time 👌

There’s something so satisfying about watching a terrible and cringey movie, and I have no idea what it is.

You know a movie came out in the eighties when the character who broke into their partner’s house and woke them up just so they could make out thinks being “turned gay” is the issue

My favorite thing about the scene when the family is frozen is the fact that you can see the actors shaking while holding the food. It's most noticeable with the dad cause you can see the light on the water lol.

the sister ends every sentence on an exclamation point

"You know when one of your boys wants to intrude on his girlfriend's family vacation and you're just along for the ride." This actually happened to me once. It ended as badly as you would expect.

17:36 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LMAO

19:59, I only noticed this because I play DnD and a “Nilbog” is a Monster that’s basically a possessed goblin, they even mention the fact that its Goblin spelled backwards.

IN EDDY’S DEFENSE: yes, the “oh my goooooooooood” scene is a dead meme, but that’s the only thing I had seen from this movie before I watched this, while pretty much the entirety of The Room has been and continues to be memed to death.

Everyone: Eddy Burback: I know more about good-bad movies than you do genius.

"What are you going to do to me, Daddy?" Is objectively the scariest moment in this movie

Is no one gonna talk about the stolen “grandpa reads to kid in bed” scene from the Princess Bride

new title: "Hipster complaining about how The Room got worse with popularity"

Eddie. That "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" meme is so much older and so much deader than any Tommy Wiseau meme. That's like a 2010 meme my dude.

This movie is totally normal and relatable. I often non-hesitantly eat cold, green toothpaste coated corn on the cob that was prepared for me by total strangers... who doesn’t?

Elliot! You scared me! My hinges are just hanglin' and janglin'!

I love how Josh has a moment of hesitation before he bites into that abomination of a sandwich. Like he's thinking if he should do it or just let the goblins eat him

The director and producers were like: “if theres not synth constantly playing in the background, are we even making a movie?”

4:15 IM DYING!!! THE FRECKLES THE FRECKLES

I saw this movie on TV somehow when I was alone as a child and now I finally know what to tell my parents about what ruined my life.

The acting makes me feel like I'm watching a subpar high school play at a school that only allots 100 bucks to the drama department

who knew that N-i-l-b-o-g is gonna be a town with a Goblin issue

That's what's so impressive about the room though is it is solely carried by Tommy and his absolute alien view on human life as he is literally an alien and not human and I love him.

2:50 Eddy: I’m a man My brain: It’s a me a Mario

4:09 She looks like she followed a freckle tutorial and ALMOST got it.

I love how they showed “nilbog” in the mirror’s reflection like it would spell goblin like that’s not how mirrors work hahaha

13:41 I thought the dad was going to piss on him as he removed his belt

@16:20 is that the girls undies? Like, there's no other pieces of clothing....this movie is so bizarre 🤣