The Worst Dating Show Contestant On TV (The Bachelorette) 

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Nice ref from another video man.

U stole that joke

ive seen this joke word for word on reddit lol

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Ahahah nice

Ha

Perfection

Tyler C ❤️

Your the best

Exactly everything he did was so triggering!

unless the video was edited strangely, I think he made it much more about himself? He said that "Hannah thought [HE] wouldn't want to be with her anymore... after what she told me last night". he's a total asshole with concerning thoughts on women, but those exist even in more subtle language

I think you misheard the quote a bit, since his delusions were that "Hannah said no to me but actually she's just misguided and needs to know I still want her" but you are completely right about his attitude and abusive behaviors! 11:14 if you need to double check

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Which one?

@@kisses1739 luke the harasser obviously

Very accurate

Think it is because he tries to gain potty by making a puppy like face.

And yes, I will be wearing that sloth costume.

@@onehotbitch2193 Real men introduce themselves to women by being in a testosterone fueled rage while rapping in a sloth costume along with showing them the definition of psychopath, and afterwards claiming to be a sailor from the 1700s

name ̈ if a man DOESN’T introduce himself that way, he’s not worth my time

@@kyhoney I now expect that every time a man confesses his admiral affection toward me.

You can always do the Holmes version.... I am NOT a psychopath.... I am a sociopath, get it right!

Scared Hamstee including lots of uh, free samples

Heather B Never heard someone call sex free samples before lmaoo

that just caused an epiphany in my social life and mental health

Patty Krabbies I call it test drives in the context of the bachelor/ette

@Cobalt Wolf no it's a jojo reference

glad I wasn't the only one who saw that hahaha

🤢🤮🙈 go away

@@abee5344 ????

SILENCE

@@abee5344 hard body ratio

that's what should be normalized

LMFAOO same

ROLLING HER WHOLE ASS HEAD

Wait what, where

I actually laughed out loud at that part. Icon

SpicySalad she drunk

Same with men

I felt like I needed to get a restraining order against him just to watch the show, and I'm a 37 year old man. When I found out he works with kids I was like, "People let this psychopath around children? Unsupervised?!"

@@Dargonhuman otherwise they'd get arrested too

Seems like the kind of guy who’s constantly ready to hurt someone for his own benefit. As someone who has been mentally abused and heavily manipulated, it isn’t funny to bring him back on the show. It isn’t entertaining, it’s outright scary...

He needs to stay 500 feet away from everybody except a therapist

YESSSS

He is exactly the kind of man I love to step on.

Hell yeah dude

I hold Kellan Lutz as Emmett Cullen solely responsible for himbos being my kryptonite, I love them and their no thoughts just vibes brains so much 😩

He also has the Patrick bateman type voice which was funny hearing him say his name like that

Kinda late but hope u wanna add something to you dictionary of "civilized" answers: "Deep down he might be a good person" That's a banger here in Brazil

we've found the new "bless his heart"

"He's a special boy."

I just say that someone is “interesting”

AlwaysAnnoyed Forever this is my.... interesting friend

I’ve have a friend who describes people as “Challenging”

Monica Velasquez “it’s because she doesn’t know i love her though”

SHE SAID SHE STILL WANTS ME TO BE HERE 😭😭😭😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺

She didn't have sex with all these guys. Do you know how dating shows work?? She only gets to sleep with one at the end, it's the same thing for the Bachelor.

Pink 1.: You, my friend, need to inform your opinion and 2.: its a J O K E he said T H R E E years L A T E R

Monica Velasquez Honestly relationship goals

Seriously....so fn creepy.

I agree. He came across as very controlling and abusive.

.....yandere?

You know you love that he said it. You just don’t know it yet

Yeah thats hella creepy

Alyssa Rae Underrated

Genius

And people willing to be loyal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The single parent au makes my heart go doki doki (But yes very much agree ♥️)

yeah and its unscripted.

same omg

Go to bed!

She dissociates from the trauma now btw

That's what being on a reality TV show is like, for everyone on a reality TV show. Pretty much without exception, they're all pretty dehumanizing experiences, for everyone involved.

Yeah, and a lot about regraded tv producers only interested in drama

March Stars well it would, if it wasn't all scripted

For people* like this.

Yeeeeeeeeet

So, you know what other kind of people get all of their names (first, middle, and last name) used....serial killers. Just gonna throw that out there.

He probably uses his full name because he has the same name as a member of Led Zeppelin I guess I'd also always say my full name if I had the same name as a rockstar

Jen BGoode John Paul is his first name. He has 2 first names. What’s your point?

Léa G.M. Only thing he’s got going and i doubt he can play bass

Thank you! I feel like the producers have some sort of responsibility to make sure she is safe. Are they just like "btw if any of them turn out to be psychopaths, you're on your own. We love that shit and openly encourage it"

Epic gamer style

THANK YOU

That bit where Luke P told Chris he wouldn't change anything about what he did, you tell by Chris' look and body language just how uncomfortable he is being around this asshole.

hannah b talks like somebody from alabama mimicking someone who's not from alabama mimicking someone from alabama

Facts.

if no one will take em I'll do it

they said really quick or quit or whatever’

Golden doodles are not good pets if you’re a first time dog owner....

I thought you meant Luke P and I was genuinely so confused

"traumatic" xddd okay simp

@@saadbullock8122 damn you really showed him so amazing

@@saadbullock8122 This season could absolutely be considered traumatic for her idk what you're on about

It’s our worst nightmare come to life. And on national TV no less.

I was thinking this lol

Big yikes

Yikes forever

Yikeroonie

Yikesaroo

yikesy tikesy

Me too! 😂

i couldn’t unsee it

Amirah Ellis same

Erin McCormick what did u lsoe

well, I found it! **presents item** 🙌 it!

omg are you serious? what ended up happening with the lawsuit?

I was just searching him and the first think that came up when I searched his name was that he had to pay $100k to the show

It's a name that even a cult leader would be jealous of.

John Paul Jones is the best thing to happen to bachelor nation

John Paul Jones (no relation ) was also a famous naval commander

It's also the name of Led Zeppelin's bassist

@Phea qwq You're an angel now.

Alabama allows concealed carry but not the Bachelorette ig

@@ReaperInTheFlowers I imagine most shows would be like that lol. Too many risks with crazy contestants.

I'm against guns, but I feel like Like is an exception.

The ultimate joke.

Remember Austin and Ally? In that show there was a character named John Paul Paul John. Not kidding.

John Paul Jones also sounds like the name of Led Zeppelin's bassist.

John Paul Jones is essentially the Bachelorette’s equivalent of Wade Freeman, All Star QuarterBACK!

Jacob Loesch he’s got a haircut like the led zep bassist

@@macmuggo5459 true

He seems like the typical "nice guy" that needs to tell everyone he's nice instead of genuinely showing he's kind since he doesn't know how to be

Ye, he ran away from psycho and ran straight to sadistic narcissist with an inflated ego

A red flag so big, China would be jealous

The definition he pulled up said say kuh path Instead of Sī ko path

That's what I said to the cops hehe

He gets back and is immediately kicked out

LMAO

fr though

Luke WARM P

@@TinyMafioso now that be a funny video

I believe that in this case "communication" is him talking and her listening. Everything they would ever need.

"Relationships are about communication" *immediately shushes hannah*

The more I think about it the more it seems like it was a power move on his part because when she shut him down for it, he immeddiately tried changing tactics. Dude said he would want to leave if she slept with any of the other guys but then refuses to leave when she told him what he didn't want to hear and then came back again the next day like he thought he was Lloyd Dobler so clearly that stuff he opened with was BS

@@bigbearkat2010 No, it's not. He came back on the show, and almost forced her to accept his proposal when she clearly expressed she didn't want him as her husband. I agree the whole idea of the show is toxic in itself, but when someone says they don't want to be with you, you must respect that. That's absolutely not a "power move". And he signed for that, he knew what he was getting into.

And honestly that's not guaranteed. Just because that could happen doesn't mean that every bachelorette chooses to sleep with each remaining contestant who makes it to the suite. I've seen many women at least say that the suite isn't going to be an intimate opportunity, but more of a setting for an extended chat about the future. He took it to the extreme of "SHE WILL SEX EVERY MAN HERE AND I DONT LIKE THAT"

He had the right choice McDonald Chicken nuggets taste good, food before woman always. Actually this goes both ways food before any relationships

mood

This man acts like the weirdest guy ever and it’s kind of terrifying how close they got his behavior to mimic me.

I can understand that choice tbh.

@Mega Necksnapper - i’m sorry but your grammar is so bad i couldn’t understand anything you said

Uh, you mean Drew, right?

Danny? Who’s Danny? The only person that fits this description is Drew gooden, if you’re mistaken

Lol ya what's up why is danny there 5:34

Wait aren’t Danny and drew the same person

LOL

Yeah drew should be an actor

i was *so confused*

U mean drew

Greg hey greg

I was like "Wait is that Danny?" And had to rewind to check

I'm uber duper happy they got a collab.

Yeah when I saw it was drew, I pressed f instantly.

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@@orange-os7ob nice

What are you talking about that’s Drew Gooden

YEAHHH

Tbh not having one is probs why he hasn't gone anywhere. Like he lost followers on Spotify after this. Talk about not knowing how to market!

D'Angelo Wallace unexpected surprise but welcome one

True true true -a true Alabamian

An unexpected challenger approaches! Glad to have you here, D’Angelo!

But she didn't marry her brother

:O

Security, and the other contestants, and the gal should have just beat the living shit out of him when he showed up again. Normalize THAT happening!

Stop with the "normalizing" shit. No one takes information from reality shows to apply to their everyday life besides actual dumbasses. Those people would take advice from a tweaking homeless man. No one cares.

@@tylergay2012 But stuff like this will encourage other dumb asses to do stuff like that. Which is the problem.

Bro it also irritates me that all of them look the same. Like idc if they’re all white but they all look the same💀💀

@@tylergay2012 the fact that you dont realize how many “dumbasses” are out there that will take examples like this show to justify their actions and mindsets... 🤦‍♀️ you talk about it like it’s a 1/10 occurrence lmaoo

Sleepyone444 Yes he reminded me of my ex who also refused to leave me alone after our relationship

He is LITERALLY the embodiment of the “cLiNgY pYsChO eX” stereotype that digs hair out the drain

When he says communication he means "when she listens to me"

Sleepyone444 Yes Hannah: But... Luke: no no listen.

I know right

the shakespearian way of saying baby

Yes

As someone who owns a golden doodle can confirm that’s a compliment

@Doge Army Yeah, her name is Daisy, she’s very sweet

#Justice4SlothQueen

Yasss

Honestly id go for her

Sloth girl was wearing Anthony Padilla's fursuit

My relationship with love island... It's so bad but so good lol

Literally me

That's why most people love the show

that’s the majority of people who watch the show. it’s so dumb that it’s terrific.

Nile Peoples Amen

yea, lock him up and make him write another gospel.

I forgive you... wait a minute WHAT, remind me to not enter a churches basement ever again

Mr. Awesome Don’t worry, you only go in if you deserve it

They should put priests on the bachelor

Isn’t that pretty much the plot to High School Musical?

YES. His personality is "plays guitar"

Jed was the epitome of douchbag with a guitar

The accuracy...

Why is this so insanely accurate

luke*

Looké

Loke*

@@boozecruiser1776 *Loki

John Paul Jones: John Paul Jones

This is an underrated comment

Hes definitley not a psychopath possibly sociopathic tendencies but definitley not psycopath

@@brennenhrebeniuk9661 think it was a joke because they can’t be like Luke “psociopath”.

Nice 889

@@yellingateveryone2520 the p is silent so we forgot bout it

Dwayne****

@@jakeousthaoous5801 nope, this is not Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, this is, in fact, the wish version: Dwain "The Rock" Jarvis.

JustRCD exactly

Real Epicliboi I spelt it wrong for a reason

Time stamp?

Lela Nesheim Plus, Hannah appears to have started dissociating irl because of this.

@@hitblock425 huh?

@@mothdoc1909 I've seen a couple people say this about her disassociating in real life now, what does that mean? What's been going on with her lately? Is this referring to something that started happening to her after the whole show was over? I'm so curious, I wanna get some fax

Christina dissociation is a coping mechanism for trauma. It's basically you're body trying to distract itself by ANY means necessary. It can be as simple as just shutting down (can't really move walk or speak) but can also lead to forms of delusion whilst it's happening (ie thinking you're younger, thinking you're a different person etc) On Hannah's instagram story she said that when it all got to be way too much she would look at the nearest wall and shut everything else out of her mind, which looks/sounds like dissociation.

Hitblock ???

You have big brain

I date on mine craft ps4 battle mode

@@coltonbates629 that's a pro gamer move

The relationships on there will last longer anyways

Yeah its big brain time

Drew Gooden*

@@fggyleafexist1753 Danny Gonzales

Drew Gonzales

@@rowan-priince1860 Danny gooden*

Drewny Goodzalez

Luke p lives in Gainesville too? Aight ima move

400th like. Btw watch out.

Oh damn, I live in Gainesville too.

Oof I dont live too far from there either.

Someone has corona in Gainesville

M Carroll this is totally unrelated but I know an M. Carroll!

"sexism" yikers

TrucksR US that’s literally sexism, though.

@@Rat-ld8xu No, it's not. And yikers imagine using "sexism" unioronically.

TrucksR US if it isn’t sexism, then what is it? The truth? Cause it isn’t

My claim to fame is that my friend’s family used to be friends with Troye Sivan’s family. At least he actually knew the person lol.

@@rachelcookie321 they were friends in high school haha so they knew each other!

Ikr

Killer Duck not all Pyro is not one of them

I could watch him talk about anything for hours gay.

I was thinking thanos and Darth Vader

Sad Boyz Podcast my man

He exclusively travels by jumping fences, if there is no fence, there is no Colton

watch reviews, save yourself hours of pain. you would have had to watch 20 hours of torture to get to the 5 seconds of fence jumping.

It is pretty good

its just kinda funny to see how ridiculous it is

I'm watching it after the fact so I can skip through the really cringe parts... So much better

Not gonna lie, from what little I saw of that girl's personality, a Golden Retriever in Human Form sounds like exactly the kinda guy she should marry. She already seems like the type to own multiple golden retrievers in dog form.

hxney bee -JPJ is an immature little boy who needs many more years too grownup before he will ever be ready for a serious relationship.

I don't know how to say this but he is a corgi and I can't explain why

No no no you're right

She seems like a strange woman i like that

@@Pokmasterman sense of humor is sexy af.

She should have been the bachelorette. Just not for this season

Why fight people who are right

Because in his sick mind that's probably what he thinks is happening every time the guys would call him out on his bullshit. :P

@@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose is he a malignant narcissist or does he just play one on tv? he does a pretty good job of it.

@@Gee-xb7rt odds are its a character... I think. I hope... God i hope. Please just be a character.

@@firepuppies4086 the only thing that makes me think he might be that way irl is Hannah B's mom tweeted something like you better stay away from my daughter. They don't give psych exams for these shows, as long as you aren't a convicted serial killer and they think you will make good tv drama you are in. Malignant narcissists are a constant, they only have one act, he would have showed up for casting like this and they might have thought it would be fun to have him on the show, the same way they thought it would be fun to have Sean Spicer on Dancing With The Stars, until he played his victim cards and pissed all their regular viewers, judges, dancers, etc. off. Its usually sociopaths calling the casting shots, they only see dollar signs, and they were successful in that we are still talking about him.

he is

You have...face

You have... shoulders

Head

You have...something?

wtf do you have?

They must have to pat down the women on this show for self-defense tools/firearms before they let them on set. Otherwise, this show would be way more my speed.