The Weirdest Dating Show On TV (The Bachelor)

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i watched the bachelor for the first time and i have some thoughts
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@jarvis 5 лет назад

lol reality tv is trash

@davisfoley2105 5 лет назад

Jarvis Johnson facts

@beanmilk7428 5 лет назад

Jarvis Johnson true

@exceldivine 5 лет назад

Great Video

@Que_Drum 5 лет назад

Jarvis Johnson it do 🅱️ like that sometimes

@ritaplatt 5 лет назад

Sup

@ellealine4159 5 лет назад

In Germanys bachelorette the guys were more into each other than into the girl. One guy cried when another dude had to go but was like "ok well then" when he himself had to go. It also is rumored that a pair "had some fun" (one guy admitted being bi). Really the guys were mostly having fun with their bros and were totally uninterested in the bachelorette.

@jonatgan8546 5 лет назад

fairyx girl europe is super gay

@samyen3210 5 лет назад

I'd watch that

@jean4j_ 5 лет назад

I think they also have the bachelorette in the US. And no, Europe is so not gay.

@homeiswonderland 4 года назад

@@jean4j_ Yeah, they're saying in Germany's bachelorette.

@JonasDAtlas 4 года назад

That almost sounds like it would be worth watching...

@sach1460 4 года назад

"Country girl, I don't mind getting my hands dirty." "I've never had a serious relationship." *"My mom went to federal prison,"*

@insertclevernamehere9963 4 года назад

"I commited tax fraud"

@JDHunterG 4 года назад

WTF. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@fostNZ 4 года назад

"and I went to hotel trivago."

@lucy9520 4 года назад

“I was expelled from elementary school for manslaughter.”

@clementgauthier8728 4 года назад

Talk about an intro

@sarahperkins6421 4 года назад

"I personally don't feel like there's competition. These girls- they're just like beautiful statues; there's not much substance to them." *Sloth woman appears*

@charlieluscombe9074 4 года назад

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES

@matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471 4 года назад

Bachelor to sloth girl: oh your aproching me?

@phantomsdeadinside5391 4 года назад

matthhias brown an onion chopping Ninja you were expecting a bachelorette BUT IT WAS ME DIO!

@swagggghhhhhhh 3 года назад

sraeppa namow htolS “.meht ot ecnatsbus hcum ton s’ereht ;seutats lufituaeb ekil tsuj er’yeht -slrig esehT .noititepmoc s’ereht ekil leef t’nod yllanosrep I”

@imzipperoni 3 года назад

@@swagggghhhhhhh you good?

@labochstone 4 года назад

“Let’s see if Colton loses something along the way.” His will to live?

@thefriendenabler494 4 года назад

Accent girl definitely lost something

@kmac291 4 года назад

Take away “will to” and replace live with life and yes

@scottphillips7795 4 года назад

Lmao that is so clever

@mollietenpenny4093 4 года назад

I know I would!😂🤣😂🤣

@autumnrose9655 4 года назад

😂

@DPadGamer 5 лет назад

I can't believe anyone on this planet could not only dress up as a sloth for a tv show, but also go through with maintaining that painfully slow speech / movement.

@robofunky5607 5 лет назад

oh hi dpad

@floawtingcatmaster7546 5 лет назад

True

@petercarioscia9189 5 лет назад

Gotta commit to the gag

@CosmonautTerra 5 лет назад

Blake Hunt geez calm down it’s a joke

@ffffffff9775 5 лет назад

I love ur vids dude and true

@toastedghost5524 5 лет назад

I'm super bubbly and I like to have fun *My mom had to go to federal prison for embezzlement*

@farateq 3 года назад

soon she's gonna start saying she killed 2 families and their dogs at disney land and ate their bosies to hide the evidence

@ceilingeye 4 года назад

I would ask Sloth Girl to marry me on the spot. I’m sorry but if your attempt at seduction is slowly walking towards me in a sloth costume, you’ve already won my heart.

@kafuu_chino 4 года назад

So would I, I wonder how the show would turn out if that happened.

@thedotintheletteri 4 года назад

I’m currently trying to figure out if you just admitted to being a furry lol

@artandme_ 4 года назад

Me to, she's definitely a cosplayer

@NicknotNak 4 года назад

Isn’t the humour that the guy like to take things sloooooowwwww?

@astrolouise6904 3 года назад

@@thedotintheletteri falling in love is falling in love what can I say

@risingfalcon 4 года назад

virgin over the age of 17: exists hollywood: surprised pikachu face

@lightlylemony 3 года назад

me knowing I'm gonna stay a virgin, solely because I'm on the asesexual spectrum: can't wait to introduce myself to hollywood

@gsus485 3 года назад

@@lightlylemony Please don't, their heads will explode

@lightlylemony 3 года назад

@@gsus485 that's why I'm going there 😍😍

@catpoke9557 3 года назад

@@lightlylemony I'm convinced Hollywood doesn't believe that exists since they not only think being a virgin is impressive but that virgins are miserable.

@aarasko Год назад

me, an ace aro: exsists hollywood: literally implodes in on its self “hOw???”

@beeselurger1589 5 лет назад

*_'i hAvNe't dAtEd a vIRgIn sInCe i wAS tWeLVE'_* Is nobody going to question this?

@tianayoung5565 4 года назад

Yeah.... *kInDa SkEtChY*

@blueuluru9037 4 года назад

Ikr 😐

@tareka8488 4 года назад

I just was, hmmmmmmmmmm

@ditchdot 4 года назад

Lets also question that girl wearing a sloth costume

@katipunan4212 4 года назад

@@ditchdot nah I don't wanna waste her time, nor mine

@carlcarlington7317 5 лет назад

I think the first date is a bit to early to introduce your fursona

@lauratroy13 4 года назад

Eliott DeMaury would beg to differ 😂

@FenixFang 4 года назад

*too

@CorinneStephens 4 года назад

I thoroughly disagree. If a potential date of mine is a furry, I want to know that right away so I can dodge that bullet instead of getting invested first.

@d-wow5307 4 года назад

this sent me 💀💀

@glitchwolf1384 4 года назад

@@CorinneStephens As a furry myself, I'm slightly offended by that, but I also completely understand. Though it's generally accepted as a 'fifth date admittance' so you're still within acceptable terms for breaking it off because of it. But yeah she's 100% a furry and wearing a suit on your first date is only acceptable if you met at a convention and were both in costumes at the time, or you're on reality TV. Way too far, she's a shame to the community.

@scs998 4 года назад

“the gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage!” the bachelor: exists

@aaaah540 4 года назад

The homophobes are ruining the sanctity of marriage. It’s supposed to be about love, not about saying, “Our love is and will always be superior to YOUR love!” Love, not hate. That’s what marriage is all about.

@katielynn4438 4 года назад

Amanda Hauer ...who asked?

@aaaah540 4 года назад

Sorry. Nobody asked; I just wanted to rant.

@loumey74 4 года назад

@@aaaah540 still, it can be the other way. I'm not sure if you meant WE say that our love is superior, but straight people say that a lot more often than us in ways where they imply it, but I will admit not all of us are innocent to doing that sort of thing.

@eggmon420 4 года назад

The bachelor: **sweats nervously**

@raithiainbreaker4999 4 года назад

Is it just me or is it super weird how everyone wants to take his v-card. Like if the genders were reversed wouldn’t that be seen as harassment.

@fawkesthedreg 4 года назад

@HarleysCompass 4 года назад

That's the only thing I was thinking the whole video

@queerlibtardhippie9357 4 года назад

it wouldn't be harassment but people would probably go in on him harder... i was kinda hoping someone would go in on these girls...

@littlesparrow303 4 года назад

I know!! A few friends were making me feel bad for being 22, never dated anyone and not into a lot of ppl. I was feeling bad about it for a while and thought it's normal for girls to give themselves to guys in every relationship.

@applefarm6126 3 года назад

Shawty Eri smh 🤦‍♀️

@misseli1 5 лет назад

The hyperfixation on his virginity is so creepy, and rather disrespectful to be honest

@msdouglas12100 5 лет назад

ellie they were stuck on it in the bachelorette too!! And the fact becca was dumped after the end of the previous bachelor.

@Jason_Ultimate 5 лет назад

ellie They needed some kind of gimmick to sell this one to people as something special compared to the last twenty something seasons. So, I guess the producers decided "LET'S MAKE THIS ONE A VIRGIN!" Other producer: "Okay, but how much should we focus on this-" "PUSH IT HARDER THAN ROMAN REIGNS!" And that’s how it happened.

@lessidealuncut6605 5 лет назад

Shush it dishwasher

@lauren9131 5 лет назад

EXACTLY it's like they can't find anything else interesting about him

@DCNRS90YT 5 лет назад

I found it creepy too, virginity isn't that important. A weirdo probably directed this TV show.

@sambookless 5 лет назад

"This girl is obviously the villain of the episode, because she brought a dog." lost it. I have never watched the bachelor but would love to watch your weekly updates

@reefwon 4 года назад

@forgetmenotfaery 4 года назад

SAME

@chronicallyclaire2279 4 года назад

But she actually kind of looks like the wicked stepmom in A Cinderella Story (with Hilla ry Duff) Jennifer Coolidge...

@PforPanthera 4 года назад

I'd love for there to be a gay version of the bachelor or a lesbian bachelorette. Like imagine how much actually interesting drama there'd be if the contestants were potentially attracted to each other as well as the main person.

@TheNomnomnommer 4 года назад

i distinctly remember seeing one where there were twins, AND they were both bi, or something

@baguettegott3409 4 года назад

There is a gay one in Germany I think, haven't watched it though.

@largemarge2098 3 года назад

like a bachelor battle royal?

@imzipperoni 3 года назад

@@largemarge2098 last to survive wins the bachelor/bachelorette

@elliottlupin 3 года назад

Or everyone is bi/pan and it's just nuts

@austejan8827 4 года назад

Wait... Did the sloth girl not make it?! That dude has no taste what so ever

@imzipperoni 3 года назад

Shame on him

@farateq 3 года назад

shame on him she was perfect

@guccicupcakeandsunshineboo6315 3 года назад

She was absolutely perfect.

@randomhuman1198 3 года назад

ikr

@allisonavery7273 3 года назад

Ikr

@sevenmillionaires 5 лет назад

The best bachelor plot twist of all time was when 2 of the girls got together and are currently dating I believe

@calzoneyyy 5 лет назад

WHO ARE THEY MY LESBIAN SENSES ARE TINGLING

@avaluita6832 5 лет назад

@@calzoneyyy I don't remember their names but it was on the Vietnam Bachelor I believe, it's a really cute story!

@duckadenn 5 лет назад

uwu i was watching that episode when it came out! i was so happy for em

@JonasDAtlas 4 года назад

Now there is a story I can get behind. Kind of a big "fuck you" to the arguably very sexist format.

@aaaah540 4 года назад

Jonas D. Atlas, how is it sexist? I’m not being accusatory; I just want to know what subtext I’m not seeing.

@GioTheVax 5 лет назад

The best thing to come out of the Bachelor franchise was in the Vietnamese spin-off where two of the contestants fell in love and got together as a couple

@tylermonsoon7247 4 года назад

Art

@airflected 4 года назад

200th like you're welcome.

@applefarm6126 3 года назад

Yikes

@equatetoothpaste1369 3 года назад

@@applefarm6126 Yikes?

@applefarm6126 3 года назад

*crying noises* what?

@BigSpazzard 4 года назад

He looked so sad when she popped that balloon, like you could tell he really wanted it

@AustinJASMR 3 года назад

Ikr! I felt the disappointment in his eyes when she did that.

@wlammy3171 3 года назад

Like a toddler who dropped his icecream 😂❤️

@imzipperoni 3 года назад

@blueyandicy 3 года назад

@abbymorrison3097 2 года назад

@myathewolfeh1156 4 года назад

The only people to have ever truly won The Bachelor are those two girls who got with each other and left.

@randomhuman1198 3 года назад

that would be me if i went on

@Flowtail 5 лет назад

At least the sloth was respecting his boundaries--She didn't violently pop a balloon or lie about an accent i never expected to have an opinion about The Bachelor other than "it's not my thing", but here we are: SLOTHGIRL BEST GIRL

@arizonagreenbee 2 года назад

isn't this entire season just shaming a guy for being a Virgin?

@ManiacalBlueberry Год назад

Man. Its so awkward tho

@buckprivate8177 5 лет назад

Did Jarvis just do a better Australian accent than that one girl?

@randomchannel1851 4 года назад

Matthew Doutt Yes 😂 yes he did

@Blapze 4 года назад

I do a better Australian accent... Because I am Australian

@captainflowers748 4 года назад

I'm Australian, and for some reason people think I'm from the US, Britain or Europe...

@mskelton07 10 месяцев назад

As an American who has never met an Australian person, yes.

@BowmakerFox 4 года назад

"...It's a sloth..." *"HIIIIIIII COOOOOOLLLLLLLTTTTTTTOOOOOONNNNNNN"*

@clarathecat1233 3 года назад

Season over woulda proposed right there

@neptune9647 3 года назад

@@clarathecat1233 same.

@evanweaver1060 3 года назад

“Do you remember my name?” Honey there’s 30 of you and you all look exactly the same.

@audreymadden8374 5 лет назад

I’m rooting for the sloth 🌚

@boiyado6717 5 лет назад

Atmadden 123 sloth girl=best girl

@audreymadden8374 5 лет назад

Random RU-vidr facts bro literal facts 👏

@memelover6917 5 лет назад

@eXcUsE mE tHeRe bUdDy *_F_*

@rockbeauty3439 4 года назад

@eXcUsE mE tHeRe bUdDy he didn't deserve her anyways.

@twittersucks8297 4 года назад

Same

@gothlibrarian 5 лет назад

i would have instantly proposed to sloth girl ngl, season over

@chesspiece4257 4 года назад

Nikki Silva same

@Jas13579 4 года назад

Me to

@rubbishremmy2428 4 года назад

She gets out of the limo, Colton just points to her and goes, “that one.”

@cellcat 4 года назад

"B-T-S footage". One of the friendly ladies asks the sloth, "so when are you going to take off your costume?" The sloth: What costume?

@smokyoderpsiau 3 года назад

I want to be friends with her

@strawberryjam6235 3 года назад

@@smokyoderpsiau same

@Hellooo134 5 лет назад

Literally nobody: Not a single soul: Everyone on the Bachelor: *Coltons a virgin*

@sethhansen4454 4 года назад

Virginity bad

@ajackss9259 4 года назад

Colton at 16; M’lady

@airflected 4 года назад

600th like you're welcome.

@starberrysweetee1495 4 года назад

That's not vegan

@lj.853 3 года назад

He is?! Hmmm I must have missed that...

@tessewact 5 лет назад

"My last name is McNut" _Colton will remember this._

@ethanwatson6131 5 лет назад

the first nut he’s ever met

@fary5000 4 года назад

Am I the only one who keeps getting distracted by the cuts between Jarvis in his casual jacket and Jarvis in his formalwear?

@camiller958 4 года назад

Nia i was distracted and confused too

@randomhuman1198 3 года назад

my adhd man

@jillanne7867 5 лет назад

I’m super bubbly and outgoing, I don’t mind having a bit of fun. *My mother had to go to federal prison.*

@jillanne7867 4 года назад

Delaney Tesmer i don’t even read comments so... i guess keep making assumptions bro.

@TaxEvader22 3 года назад

Imagine if the sloth wore the costume the whole season and won

@camocrocs1490 3 года назад

sounds like something i would do in my Sims 4 game

@tifaeverett5357 3 года назад

That would be a power couple that people would talk about to this day

@kianaafsharr 3 года назад

if only

@asmolbean9300 2 года назад

Yes.... She's actually a sloth

@TylerOliveira 5 лет назад

This has to be the world's greatest social experiment.

@harrisonyeagy1337 5 лет назад

Ik rigjt

@michaelsabrosky9324 5 лет назад

You look like the guy from one of mrbeast's subscriber videos

@hrmpug1092 5 лет назад

What like “selling big Chungs at GameStop “

@fadditech6496 5 лет назад

Love your videos ✌️

@doiseeyou903 5 лет назад

Tyler Oliveira I subbed 2 you

@tothemax13 5 лет назад

The accent, it’s real but me? A liar -Iggy Azalea 😂😂💀

@apollo4294 5 лет назад

So is she lying about her accent and telling the truth? Or is she telling the truth about lying?

@innateclue 5 лет назад

Bravo 👏

@NA-mz7tu 4 года назад

Robert Downy Jr.: "I am Ironman" Jarvis: "I am McNut"

@meganrohn8854 2 года назад

Colton: I don’t even know who you are

@oh_heckk1766 4 года назад

Should have gave the rose to the sloth to encourage her to stay in character the whole season

@barelyfunctioning3982 5 лет назад

So, accidentally read your channel banner as “life, comedy, teeth” and I definitely think you should change it to that.

@FoxenAround 5 лет назад

barelyfunctioning weird flex but ok

@lewisw3436 5 лет назад

Where lol?

@residentflamingo115 5 лет назад

He should

@qtulhoo 4 года назад

Now it's, "Internet videos on the internet."

@hoowup 4 года назад

When he becomes a life hack channel

@maralorca6518 5 лет назад

Technically, she did not lie. The ACCENT is Australian.

@sugnasugna 5 лет назад

Mara Lorca it’s a very shit Australian accent lol

@helloworld1928 5 лет назад

Honey no it’s not...

@asiannotasian5212 5 лет назад

Hello World is it if an Aussie says it?

@asiannotasian5212 5 лет назад

Edit: sorry I’m just stupid

@squidgenaut8848 5 лет назад

Sounds more like New Zealander to me

@Teddyhammy 3 года назад

Watching this now after he's come out as gay is a WHOLE different experience

@oliveoil1282 2 года назад

"I love a good nut"

@avagadrhoe768 Год назад

i- WHAT?

@sarahmorris4575 Год назад

O_O Power to him though I feel bad he had to deal with being on two straight reality shows then

@js66613 Год назад

@@sarahmorris4575 I feel bad for the girls who got lead into believing there was a potential relationship there and then NOPE. Doing that to them was just plain shitty, and the fact that he's from a minority group DOES NOT excuse this.

@juliemadelyne4638 Год назад

@@js66613 That's pretty homophobic he mightve been closeted at the time of filming

@Gwynhyvr 4 года назад

Bachelor: *[is a virgin]* Every single intro: what's the most obvious sex pun I can make that still gets past the radar

@kellerdorgan 5 лет назад

Did slothgirl make it to the next round, and did she have the costume on during the decisions?

@mysteryman1036 5 лет назад

I really, really hope so. That’s the best part of the show, which isn’t saying much.

@lseh 5 лет назад

I was scrolling comments to see if anyone asked. What happened to her?

@lseh 5 лет назад

That’s too bad. I would have actually watch one if she stayed lol

@regularusername5516 5 лет назад

I love the concept of calling them "rounds"

@Me-dr7iy 5 лет назад

No and no

@FootlessJo 4 года назад

“Marriage program” is the most generous description of the bachelor I’ve ever heard 😆

@BlondeHobbit88 4 года назад

"I haven't dated a virgin since I was twelve" wait what

@Spaghettioops 3 года назад

I keep seeing people reference this in the comments. I feel like she probably dated dudes in Jr high and high school who lied about not being virgins, or only dated older guys. Cause i know 12-13 year olds unfortunately do have sex sometimes but idk man. I

@mr.mister3651 5 лет назад

*Leans close and whispers* "i like yer suit jarvis"

@thelastdonut5400 5 лет назад

*Leans close and whispers "You smell so much better when you're awake"

@piesadeteatru 5 лет назад

*leans close and whispers* what are we doing right now?

@kdrfjvehgrkegotf4912 5 лет назад

*Leans close and whispers* "But what about the fact he kept changing his suit?"

@jordandenny6875 5 лет назад

*Pulls out meat sceptre*

@piesadeteatru 5 лет назад

@@jordandenny6875 yess another 9 year old!!!!

@pogman7471 5 лет назад

As someone from Australia the girl who tried to do an accent failed terribly.

@10millionsubscriberswithno75 5 лет назад

But it fits the stereotype perfectly

@pogman7471 5 лет назад

Stereotype? All she did was an accent

@10millionsubscriberswithno75 5 лет назад

The Australian stereotype mainly fits around having a bad Australian accent, I didn't mean to offend you.

@pogman7471 5 лет назад

You didn't offend me I just got confused all good

@10millionsubscriberswithno75 5 лет назад

Thanks for understanding

@IncredibleMD 4 года назад

Could you imagine if he just said "I'm giving the First Impression Rose to the girl who showed up in a sloth costume... whichever one of you that was? You? No, wait, it was... You? Shit, which one of you was in a sloth costume?"

@tprime2702 3 года назад

I would've. Can you imagine how fantastic that first date would've been. 😂

@noahedwards3090 4 года назад

Thanos: I am inevitable Erica: I am McNut

@samhill4294 5 лет назад

Y'all forgetting the best reality TV show... TOTAL DRAMA **ISLAND!!!**

@occasionalcat4122 5 лет назад

Survivor is great but total drama island succ

@TinoAngelSosa 5 лет назад

Lindsey how dare you say that

@MiklPickle 5 лет назад

Lindsey get out of our town

@occasionalcat4122 5 лет назад

@@TinoAngelSosa total drama island is a rip off and it sucks even though I haven't watched it

@very_clever_name1636 5 лет назад

Lindsey you can’t review a product you haven’t used or seen... otherwise it’s hunt based off only based on other opinions and bias. Dummy

@MickeyMarlin 5 лет назад

My last name is McNut *great first impression*

@1d10tcannotmakeusername 5 лет назад

" My name is (generic first name) Mc *N U T* "

@wannadie6727 5 лет назад

Well he did say "I love a good nut"

@riverdaisy4215 3 года назад

“I haven’t dated a virgin since I was 12” uhhhh....? I hope you didn’t date anyone else for at least a few more years then cuz the thought of a 12 year old not being a virgin is very concerning and they may not be okay

@randomhuman1198 3 года назад

i hope so too like ahhhhhhh god that would scare me

@emeros8631 3 года назад

Imagine a bachelor but it's a Bi guy and a bunch of dudes and girls competing for more instagram follow... I mean his love.

@Dani-Claw 3 года назад

That sounds amazing

@MCMLXXXIX1989 2 года назад

They had a "dating" "reality" show like that with Tila Tequila years ago.

@sprout4469 5 лет назад

“Lol reality tv is trash.” -My senior quote 2025

@chasewaysea3458 5 лет назад

Your 12 or is that a joke

@veanixmoonlit4826 4 года назад

I'm gonna be senior 2023

@xbigcolex1912 4 года назад

@@veanixmoonlit4826 same

@esa1759 4 года назад

I’ll be one in 2022

@flavorfulsoups 4 года назад

You are all babey. I feel so old.

@HighCaliberGarbage 5 лет назад

Legend has it, if you imagine that Colten is big chungus, everything the girls say makes sense.

@nathanbenthin2504 5 лет назад

High Caliber Garbage I almost had to stop watching because of the cringe but this helped somehow

@R3KERS 5 лет назад

Tbh this is honestly true legend also has it if you squint then you’ll see big Chungus on the screen

@rottensunken 5 лет назад

Cringe comment

@rigel555 5 лет назад

420 likes

@victoriabonilla8026 5 лет назад

oml

@VanessaDownen 3 года назад

The way he said "It's a sloth" like an actual 8 year old has me rolling

@Abra_Dan 3 года назад

The fact that he's gay and going back and seeing just how much they made fun of him being a virgin it's concerning but tbh Colton's concerning considering the fact that someone had a restraining order against him.

@ethandowler4669 5 лет назад

your commentary was so much more entertaining than I was expecting haha

@JamesSmith-to3kl 4 года назад

Boop

@kaylabrhege 4 года назад

Bop

@JamesSmith-to3kl 4 года назад

Boop

@ethandowler4669 4 года назад

what is this boop/bop nonsense haha

@kaylabrhege 4 года назад

Flop

@connorrobinson9548 5 лет назад

I spit out my tea when she said her mom was in prison for embezzlement ahahaha

@adventuresofoof6991 4 года назад

Fun fact: Hannah B. became the bachelorette for.... The Bachelorette, and in that season they just talk sh*t about Colton and how he "missed out"on Hannah (I watched ok?)

@angler3131 4 года назад

**jumps a fence** *OH MY GOD*

@angler3131 4 года назад

its not that amazing

@pringles4368 4 года назад

EjtheEevee 987 Ok but why didn’t you just edit your comment?

@-.tanner 5 лет назад

That girl should've said "I'd let you mcnut in me"

@10millionsubscriberswithno75 5 лет назад

When ever I read mcnut I always think of a McDonald's commercial

@jamesscott7215 5 лет назад

Tanner That would’ve won him over instantly

@ryanjackson9109 5 лет назад

But hes a virgin

@cantthinkofname7291 5 лет назад

“I AM MCNUT!” It killed me.

@secretbadger2845 3 года назад

Anyone else here casually coming to mention that Colton is reportedly gay? Damn. Imagine going on a show where the end goal is to get with as many women as possible and spend the rest of your life with one of them. And then turning out to be gay.

@lookingforlove839 2 года назад

What? Seriously? And here I was thinking that he sounds gay, especially when he first did that speech in front of all those girls

@Tom5TomEntertainment 5 лет назад

The costume in the thumbnail should be illegal.

@ILD753 5 лет назад

It's art

@bruhgrranger4606 5 лет назад

True, but the sloth to the right is pretty cool

@yuval1945 5 лет назад

Why

@tikaskinner4961 5 лет назад

I thought it was hilarious

@cheesyquokka 5 лет назад

she's a furry lol

@Jessica-eo5hg 5 лет назад

The Bachelor Break people's hearts politely until you get it down to your bedroom material

@elliot8757 2 года назад

We should have known he was gay when he didn’t propose to sloth girl on the spot.

@Rvlo412 3 года назад

It’d be funny if someone who was homosexual did this show to turn down every woman just to be on TV

@randomhuman1198 3 года назад

i could

@teamarie123 3 года назад

He just came out like 3 days ago, so that could have happened, but it didn't.

@RockyOtter 2 года назад

Wow, this comment is weirdly ironic, since he is gay but was in denial at the time of the show.

@choogaschoogas4913 5 лет назад

“I AM Mcnut!” *we NEED to quote that* btw it’s 10:31

@joannpelas5101 4 года назад

Oooo let the Honest Trailer guy say in his epic voice!

@nostalgia6068 4 года назад

*I AM MCNUTT*

@saher9899 4 года назад

*I AM MCNUTT*

@moonify5730 5 лет назад

Colton's friend: I dated 3 girls at once Colton: lol noob

@veneer4756 4 года назад

3:25 As an Australian Citizen I can confirm, this is a god awful accent and she certainly could've tried harder.

@randomhuman1198 3 года назад

as an american i dont have experience being an australian citizen but i was somehow offended for u

@geensjc 3 года назад

Agree!

@emmawalton2849 4 года назад

Speaks with an Australian accent. You know, like a liar Anyone a John Mulaney fan?

@normalminecraftletsplay 4 года назад

Tittybong, Victoria providence Australia

@marmwlade 4 года назад

FAK DA PO LICE

@allisonavery7273 3 года назад

Oh yes

@human0nfire 3 года назад

lovely input

@bruinbombers2538 5 лет назад

For the first time ever, I actually was talking with some random people, and they mentioned our boy Jarvis! Jarvis is becoming pretty popular now!

@noahadams2524 5 лет назад

Dean Ballantyne Let’s goooo!!!

@AlisterBerb 5 лет назад

"I AM THE MC. NUT!"

@katlynbrooks2261 4 года назад

New spin-off idea The Bachelor's. They're all gay.

@charlx8979 4 года назад

Penny Rollz oh goodness yes please That sounds amazing seeings all the bros bro out but also bromance

@camocrocs1490 3 года назад

yess

@randomhuman1198 3 года назад

yesssssss either a lesbian, gay, or bi one where its not all cishet all the time(honestly i would cry bc i still dont have a gf/bf/partner and i would be lonely af)

@Pai262 3 года назад

there is a gay version of the bachelor in Germany. Its all gay/bi guys.

@bookbad2356 3 года назад

@@randomhuman1198 How would that even work.

@traditionalnative 4 года назад

You probably won't see this, but I wanted you to know that I frequently check your channel for new videos and I've seen all of them. Your channel is easy to watch for me, and is a go to when depression gets bad. I wanted to say thank you for your content and let you know you're appreciated by people who may not tell you or know how to.

@allisonavery7273 3 года назад

I pray you are well and bump

@MeganVictoriaKearns 2 года назад

2 years later reply: Just wondering if things are better for you now? I relate to you 💯

@traditionalnative 2 года назад

@@MeganVictoriaKearns Thank you for checking in! It means more than I can say. I'm sorry you relate. To answer your question, it comes and goes, but I got on medication for my depressive episodes that really helps keep me out of that state. I'm trying my best. I definitely still use Jarvis's content to help when it does get bad again though. I hope you're doing alright.

@arizonagreenbee 2 года назад

hey man, hang in there. depressions rough but you're stronger than it :]

@ryanne8590 5 лет назад

*I AM MCNUT*

@Monochromatification 5 лет назад

"My mom...she had to go to federal prison." **leaves chat**

@wyattearp585 4 года назад

Girl who got rejected: "good luck, have a great time" Colton: "y-you too" Okay yeah I'm not surprised he's a virgin.

@Vi_Vi_1 2 года назад

"I like having fun. I've never had a serious relationship. My mom had to go to federal prison..." Waiting for her to finish with "and I'm new in town"

@AhmedHassan-cj8yi 5 лет назад

When I saw the Australian accent clip trending on Twitter I founded hilarious never disappointed by Jarvis except calling Poptarts Ravioli.

@evelynt9582 5 лет назад

this... this is one sentence

@anarkizt 5 лет назад

evelyn the dreamer I had to read it out loud in a Valley Girl voice word for word because of all of the grammatical errors.

@10millionsubscriberswithno75 5 лет назад

But pop tarts are raviolis

@alexanderticonuwu7591 5 лет назад

@@10millionsubscriberswithno75 Yeah, OP must have been joking.

@edgyteen8206 5 лет назад

You don't remember my name!;!? *SiGh* *UGH. MCNUT.*

@crazykidgaming4965 4 года назад

If I had a dollar for every dollar time they say the word “virgin” in this video...

@ethanthereenactorguy4829 4 года назад

Hagrid: "Your a Bachelor Coleton!" Coleton: "I'm a what?" Hagrid: "A Bachelor!" Coleton: "No I am just Coleton" Hagrid: "No Coleton, your a Bachelor!"

@rolfs2165 3 года назад

"You're a bachelor!" "Yes, I know, that's what they call unmarried men."

@icespicesgf 5 лет назад

Am I the only one who thinks Jarvis looks amazing in a suit ❤️👏🏻

@RespecWamen 5 лет назад

He looks amazing in everything I've ever seen him wear

@goblincoreking9078 5 лет назад

Lookin like a snack!

@toadgatter7512 5 лет назад

Next on the the (idk if he’s a bachelor contestant) bachelor is Jarvis johnson

@JonasDAtlas 4 года назад

Absolutely not. Then again, maybe I'm not the best judge here, I've just got a thing for men in suits.

@bellannennaa1942 5 лет назад

Im an idiot for realizing this after watching Jarvis for a year or so now, he has the hamilton soundtrack cover framed in the background. Dear lord, Jarvis stop being so cool.

@gymnasticsedits_7789 4 года назад

i literally kept watching him because of it lmao

@markuswithak5084 3 года назад

this video now hits different after Colton came out as gay and gets his own gay reality tv show for finding love...

@sarahartzell5828 2 года назад

he also ended up stalking cassie-

@audraclark2636 3 года назад

Anyone here after Colton came out as gay?

@joelgordon6302 5 лет назад

Wow they're impressed that he's a virgin so I guess that I'm finally impressive in something

@ledakhonsuvods7089 4 года назад

Safe to assume that's still the case 9 months on so good job bud!

@abady501 5 лет назад

well since being virgin is appealing , Im a virgin too

@xibzz3907 5 лет назад

I am an anti virgin

@toptextbottomtext2373 5 лет назад

Ben Dover witch, Witch, WITCH, *WITCH*

@xibzz3907 5 лет назад

@@toptextbottomtext2373 I don't get it

@toptextbottomtext2373 5 лет назад

Ben Dover idk I have a weird and often unrecognisable sense of humour, sorry

@Spetia 3 года назад

Meanwhile in the future: We find out that Colton is a creepy trash person who stalks his exes

@casen_point2431 2 года назад

UPDATE: Colton came out as gay.

@T-minus-infinite 5 лет назад

I thought the "cherry" was an apple XD

@eamartig 5 лет назад

I thought it was a balloon

@shenzhong2942 5 лет назад

yo take a shot every time jarvis zooms in to exaggerate a punchline

@crabthatwilldefeatkwitewit9474 5 лет назад

shenzhong take a shot every time you see an anime profile

@RipRoxas 5 лет назад

Take a shot for everytime you see a default profile picture

@no-oneinparticular1256 5 лет назад

Take a shot

@supyoist 5 лет назад

Take a shot every time Jarvis jarringly switches between suit and casual-wear

@sprout540 5 лет назад

*takes 37 shots*

@quixote7609 4 года назад

As an Aussie, that girl sounds nothing like anyone I know. The only person she sounds like is Maelie, and that's our French exchange student who shockingly enough, isn't Australia.