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Why Ahsoka Absolutely Sucked 

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Ahsoka was yet another attempt by Disney to take Star Wars off life support. Turns out they couldn't. Lightsaber goes burrr is not a replacement for good storytelling. All the characters were horribly written and the story was garbage. Dave Filoni is not a good writer at all.
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@the0peratoR
@the0peratoR 9 месяцев назад
You deserve Critical Drinker levels of subs
@torq21
@torq21 9 месяцев назад
He will get there.
@glitterkitty1979
@glitterkitty1979 6 месяцев назад
Couldn't agree more!! He is awesome!
@Manta_GTJ
@Manta_GTJ 9 месяцев назад
2023 where the bad guys are the good guys.
@rebel_diamonds
@rebel_diamonds 9 месяцев назад
Hayden still got skills, but nobody else does. That signature spin he does, when he did it in ROTS he was right on top of McGregor and it led to a complicated clash/grip combo. Here, he does it when Dawson is 5 feet away from him and it serves no purpose but to be a flashy spinning memberberry. Also, all the fights have this 2D feeling to them like Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat where you can only go back and forth. Hayden and McGregor spent 6 weeks training for their duel. I doubt a third of the time was spent on training here. Also using those Hasbro fx sabers for fights shows. They don't swing as hard as they would old school carbon fiber rods and they seem to be shorter than in the movies
@letsreviewcrapwriting
@letsreviewcrapwriting 9 месяцев назад
It's a massive let down, although there was one good fight scene between Baylan and Ahsoka when they were decoding the map orb which looked well choreographed but the rest an utter shite
@TheOwneroftheIC
@TheOwneroftheIC 4 месяца назад
@@letsreviewcrapwriting Ray Stevenson carried that fight on his back like he carried the rest of the series. It might just have been the choreography but Ahsoka's style (which already looked awful in the cartoons) just looks awkward and wasteful in live action, where Baylan's style is the best looking and most practiced style in the entirety of Disney Star Wars. It helps that big Ray (RIP) was a really great physical actor.
@jeffagain7516
@jeffagain7516 9 месяцев назад
Brilliant! Pretty much nailed every plot convenience and moronic moment in the show Buddy. Thanks again for your skills at calling it like it was, not what it could have been.
@20catsRPG
@20catsRPG 9 месяцев назад
In short, if Ashoka destroyed the map ball when she found it, none of the story would happen. Why did she keep it? The show is beyond dumb.
@shanemcnamara8657
@shanemcnamara8657 9 месяцев назад
SHITQUELS is good name for the last 3 😩
@taylorjones9548
@taylorjones9548 9 месяцев назад
I'm always hoping for a "Get the f&#* out of here" and I was spoiled! Honestly I can't decide which of part of the show is most unforgivable. Thrawn being a moron probably.
@letsreviewcrapwriting
@letsreviewcrapwriting 9 месяцев назад
I would say Sabine being responsible for destroying her own galaxy but Thrown being a moron is equally as unforgivable
@rebel_diamonds
@rebel_diamonds 9 месяцев назад
People built this narrative that Filoni is GL's successor, not cause of anything Lucas said or done to appoint Filoni, but cause they're desperate with Kennedy's handling of SW, so they built this narrative that Filoni is somehow fighting the good fight to make Star Wars good from the inside, like he's undercover or something, when in reality he and Favreu are just fucking fine with Kathleen Kennedy and are her right-hand men perfectly fine with working for her in her system. There are no plans for a coup or a hostile takeover, and frankly I doubt Filoni would be any better at running a branch of a multinational corporation than Kennedy since his primary job for years was overseeing single animation project at a time. Hell, before bloody Ahsoka he barely did any writing whatsoever and it shows. He's been involved in some capacity on almost every Disney+ SW project and they were all mediocre at best. The one he wasn't involved whatsoever, Andor, is pretty much the best thing to come out of SW since Revenge of the Sith. People will bring up TCW, he didn't fix Anakin, just made him some bland carefree rulebreaker with occasional homicidal tendencies that fights Dooku every 3 months to a draw, brought back Maul to be some super-chatty punching bag, made Dooku some 2D slave-trading villain, and his meatriding of his pet character of Ahsoka to the point of just shitting on everybody else to make her in the right no matter what is what got us to this bleak point in SW history.
@letsreviewcrapwriting
@letsreviewcrapwriting 9 месяцев назад
I remember after the Night King in Game of Thrones got deux ex crappinered to death by the Mary Sue, I was under the impression it was a massive subversion and D&D were planning on doing a big reveal in the final episodes... I deluded myself, those guys were in fact hack writers. I guess it's the same for the Disney Simps, just praying it's all part of a grander plan when the reality is, the guy is just not good enough. Then again, these companies are waking up to the fact woke doesn't work and it will drive them into the dirt so hopefully better days ahead
@rikerFFXI
@rikerFFXI 9 месяцев назад
Fan boys keep telling me “when it’s all said and done it’ll be a masterpiece”…. No… that’s not good writing. The prequels have their issues but they all serve a purpose. Ep 1 introduces us to an akin, world builds proper Jedi and the order/code, sets the stage for the civil war/ divides the factions, I hated the pod racing but the opening scene and the duel of fates… epic showing us what real Jedi can do. Even with a time skip it feels right bag episode 2 follows. A movie I have a plethora of issues with but once again, sides and polarizing but at the same time showing that besides the grand plot of the sith there’s not necessarily a right side. Analons slow fall continues, kenobis lack of leadership alongside it, foreshadowing to him not being able to stop the inevitable. More cool fight scenes showing what a master is truly capable of. And episode 3 needs no introduction. All this Disney shit… there’s zero fucking continuity. Zero purpose. Zero stakes. Even if we know an akin has to survive, we know his fall will be tragic, we know his loss will be epic, he ends up in the suit for gods sake… UGH this Disney shit is infuriating. Long story short. My favorite show is “dark” on Netflix. You have no idea what’s happening until all 3 seasons are over (there’s some Big reveals along the way that are satisfying even if you guessed wrong), but the show just gets BETTER when you learn more. It’s already a great fucking ride. If you need the end for the beginning to be good, that’s shit.
@dronesclubhighjinks
@dronesclubhighjinks 5 месяцев назад
Your Ahsoka playlist keeps getting funnier each time I rewatch it! When I turn on the closed captioning, it seriously says "idiot page" and "big daddy fraud." 🤣🤣🤣 The biggest mystery for me is: Why did Sabine cut her hair? The over-processed multicolour dye job was quite fetching. Will there be a season two? I can't wait for your reviews of "the acolyte"! 🙏🎭✨
@nexus_of_a_crisis
@nexus_of_a_crisis 9 месяцев назад
Yes, absolutely correct: I would watch the Balan/Shin show or movie rather than having to fast-forward to their scenes (which they totally dominated). It will not be the same without Ray. Elliot Page - A reject from the Lee Strasberg school of carpentry; worse acting than a bag of wooden offcuts from B&Q.
@letsreviewcrapwriting
@letsreviewcrapwriting 9 месяцев назад
But the B&Q offcuts still have a better story arc than Elliot Page
@Tarquin2718
@Tarquin2718 9 месяцев назад
Thrawn should have killed Sabine immediately when he knew she was a prisoner. What happens next? Ezra does not get found. Ahsoka has nowhere to go and Thrawn can lock his castle, load cargo and get out. Maybe have 24/7 on the star destroyer point defense and that is it. Everything solved with no loss. And the smug faces of everybody. Is cringe beyond belief. Dave Felony is to dim to write anything. If you have something so outrageous as space whales you need to explain how they evolved, how they float, how they like and survive space, how did they evolve hyperspace travel?
@letsreviewcrapwriting
@letsreviewcrapwriting 9 месяцев назад
Hopefully we get a detailed explanation from the Mad Goose Ezra in season 2 on how he managed to escape the Thrawn ship, locate the Republic ships, and no get killed to death the moment he stepped out of it dressed as a stormtrooper
@adamfacciponti778
@adamfacciponti778 2 месяца назад
Spot on about Baylan and Shin. Only interesting characters. A show about them would have been fun, of course Disney would've screwed it up. I would've settled for at least knowing what the hell Baylan's secret quest was by the end of the first season. Now Stevenson is gone and that waste of his character and talent can never be undone.
@matthewrowe9903
@matthewrowe9903 9 месяцев назад
Epic work bud glad you had to watch this utter sxxxshow not me ; ) thanks for the giggles
@VaderPopsVicodin10
@VaderPopsVicodin10 25 дней назад
I know this was uploaded a bit ago, but man I love this guy! Your channel's one of the best going on right now.
@John-fk2ky
@John-fk2ky 4 месяца назад
Having watched everything you could possibly have wanted to for context before this show, having the context just makes everything a LOT worse.
@chuntoon1
@chuntoon1 9 месяцев назад
How dare you sir ... how dare you say anything negative about women who are clearly so stunning and brave. Of course, you are just a man, so how can you ever truly understand the awe and inspiration provided by Ahsoka and the other women of power from Purple Hair Girl to Green Bum Shot Lady and even Evil Lady with the Nonlethal Sith Lightsaber set to training mode. Just because it seems like you put more time into the writing of your reviews, that is only because of your male private and being part of the patriarch and everything you do seems better than the shows you review, when in reality, if you understood how Woke worked, you'd know that Ahsoka is a timeless peace of art that your children's children will still watch reruns of, as it has transformed everything we knew about brave and stunning women of power up until this point.
@letsreviewcrapwriting
@letsreviewcrapwriting 9 месяцев назад
Oh lordy lordy I have been so naughty. Yes, the message takes president when telling a story of lightsabers and space wizards. No wonder Disney+ are winning
@chuntoon1
@chuntoon1 9 месяцев назад
​@@letsreviewcrapwriting I know it feels like everything Disney has done lately takes inspiration from GoT Season 8, but admit that you'd love to see an Ahsoka & Galadriel buddy cop spin off or at least a Rings of Power cross over episode with the Orange Space Wizard and the Mad Goose Himself helping to defeat Sauron as much as I do.
@letsreviewcrapwriting
@letsreviewcrapwriting 9 месяцев назад
😂 that would be amazing! Ezra and Elrond can even team up to build their very own cūck shed
@hokiturmix
@hokiturmix 9 месяцев назад
Ohh no we surrounded the enemy and a droid tells me that not to shot down the enemy and bail.
@Sane17x
@Sane17x Месяц назад
I hate so much the "holding a lightsaber makes you immune to blaster fire, because of the 'Deflect' perk in the Jedi's skill Force tree" Disney Star Wars trope
@genin69
@genin69 6 месяцев назад
thank gondor for finding another review channel. first there was pitch meetinger , then drinker, then reaper, and now lets review crap writinger. so happier
@unitron2005
@unitron2005 9 месяцев назад
Stronk wehmens of utter power must be pretty effin weak, for needing THIS much M. Power. Ment 24/7. And by M. Power. Ment I mean, praise for stuff they didn't and possibly couldn't do. Bless them with a batch of saaaaaaaaaaaafe and F-ACTIVE.
@dronesclubhighjinks
@dronesclubhighjinks 9 месяцев назад
Ahsoka pitch meeting was just released!
@letsreviewcrapwriting
@letsreviewcrapwriting 9 месяцев назад
I watched it minutes after release. He's definitely in my top 5 RU-vid channels, after The Why Files of course (if you haven't seen that channel, definitely check it out)
@dronesclubhighjinks
@dronesclubhighjinks 5 месяцев назад
@@letsreviewcrapwriting I never received this response! Curses. Thanks for the channel recommendation! You watch "Ryan George" too, I presume? He's the same comedian who does "pitch meetings." 😁
@claytonshepherd
@claytonshepherd 5 месяцев назад
Mate, You are Classic! Well Done.
@setlik3gaming80
@setlik3gaming80 9 месяцев назад
General Green Bean desperately needs acting lessons.
@setlik3gaming80
@setlik3gaming80 9 месяцев назад
General Yawn is another Disml Disney antagonist FAILURE.
@Insidious_Rage
@Insidious_Rage 7 месяцев назад
I womder if Ashoka is related to the Evil Orange Man lol
@dronesclubhighjinks
@dronesclubhighjinks 9 месяцев назад
Being in the water all day, wouldn't Ahsoka's skin be completely wrinkly? That is an extremely minor nitpick in a veritable galaxy's worth of them! Thanks for the video! A different format, but just as entertaining! 🤖🦾🛸
@letsreviewcrapwriting
@letsreviewcrapwriting 9 месяцев назад
If any part of this show followed logical reasoning, Ahsoka would look like a dried prune and Sabine would have been incinerated by that lightsaber
@dronesclubhighjinks
@dronesclubhighjinks 9 месяцев назад
@@letsreviewcrapwriting 🤣🤣🤣 love it! The Ahsoka pitch meeting was just released! It's amazing how savage he can be while sounding polite and enthusiastic! The ROP one was a similar masterpiece. Also, I meant to compliment you on your photo selections! I especially like the one where the guy is using binoculars to stare at the laptop screen immediately in front of him, and the other guy who's using two toilet paper rolls, held at awkward angles to his eyes presumably because he can't afford regular binoculars! 🤣 Edit: typo
@greenglade_
@greenglade_ 9 месяцев назад
Lol mate you're an expert at aligning that stock photo of the pointing man into the characters nostrils 😄
@setlik3gaming80
@setlik3gaming80 9 месяцев назад
Disney might want to hire Director X.
@Insidious_Rage
@Insidious_Rage 7 месяцев назад
Ashoka doing a light sabre fight looks like me trying to use Chinese chop sticks at dinner. Total Fail
@jeffsmith5436
@jeffsmith5436 16 дней назад
The "Pu Tang Clan." Ha, comedy gold! 😆
@pelicanpineapple309
@pelicanpineapple309 4 дня назад
you were kind and suprisingly gentle
@hatuletoh
@hatuletoh 9 месяцев назад
I quit watching anything Star Wars after the low speed emo kid "speeder" bike chase in BoBF--and I mean I literally turned off the TV when the Obviously Evil Mayor Guy crashed into the fruit cart--but I sincerely hope disney keeps pissing money away on star wars shows. Because then I get to laugh my ass off at videos like this.
@BansheeNT-D
@BansheeNT-D 3 месяца назад
The sad thing is, the most likeable and competent character of this show is a freaking robot. Because he is the only non idiot character of the cast.
@dnam16
@dnam16 7 месяцев назад
It seems that Dave's intention was to continue the animated series as live action. That is the core problem. This is fine for fans of the series, which is lower quality because an animated series has a lower budget and time constraints. I could never get into the animated series because of the poor writing, which is the same issue with Ahsoka series. For live-action a higher level of overall quality is expected, which did not happen. The series wasn't as bad as Konobi, but just Meh. They failed in their mission, with little consequences. Battles have no tension because females have plot armor and the other deaths are meaningless to the plot. It's even worse because nothing the heroes do does anything but help the antagonists but with no consequences.
@michaelpalerino5276
@michaelpalerino5276 9 месяцев назад
good stuff. I nearly died to death of laughter
@Trencher1375
@Trencher1375 9 месяцев назад
Lightsabers go boom indeed. Its a chick fight show so everything that happens only happen to set up a new chick fight.
@charleslennonbaker
@charleslennonbaker 9 месяцев назад
Stiff acting, bland dialog, average (for STW TV series) SFX, meandering plot, unoriginal themes, weak fight scenes, and a total waste of good characters and actors.
@Dazgul
@Dazgul 9 месяцев назад
Good job. The only good thing about this 💩show is that it is entertaining to watch it be torn apart.
@PvtSchlock
@PvtSchlock 9 месяцев назад
Green general Hera does have a nice can. Don't slight that tush my man. It might not be worth the price of admission, but you gotta stop to smell the roses broham. OK, 8 minutes in... still.
@jeremyallen5974
@jeremyallen5974 9 месяцев назад
He doesn't watch Star Wars to stare at a chick's ass, incel
@madsketchy9261
@madsketchy9261 9 месяцев назад
Just watch Andor
@mazkeraid4039
@mazkeraid4039 3 месяца назад
If Rogue One did not flesh out these characters before, what makes you think a prequel to that movie would do now. It’s just being gritty for the sake of being gritty, it had no charm.
@madsketchy9261
@madsketchy9261 3 месяца назад
@@mazkeraid4039 *smiles & drags cigarette* you wouldn’t get it…
@mazkeraid4039
@mazkeraid4039 3 месяца назад
@@madsketchy9261 And I’ve seen better. Andor would be just as forgotten as the rest.
@Lucas-Fair
@Lucas-Fair Месяц назад
I also love Dragon Ball Z.
@mckelsupreme
@mckelsupreme 9 месяцев назад
Filoni is cooking! So let him cook 👨‍🍳
@letsreviewcrapwriting
@letsreviewcrapwriting 9 месяцев назад
What's he cooking? Meth?
@mckelsupreme
@mckelsupreme 9 месяцев назад
@@letsreviewcrapwriting 😂
@hideousruin
@hideousruin 9 месяцев назад
To be fair, you have to have to have a very high IQ to understand Feloni Star Wars... The true genius of Thrawn is in fooling everyone into believing he's an ineffective idiot. Yea, that's what happened. Feloni is truly the savior of Star Wars - all praise and glory to his name. (Edit: My apologies for the meme necromancy.)
@jeffsmith5436
@jeffsmith5436 16 дней назад
Wow, what a feminist cringefest. No wonder the viewership numbers sucked.
@setlik3gaming80
@setlik3gaming80 9 месяцев назад
Ahsoka AhSuckaed
@dontbeorbeevil
@dontbeorbeevil Месяц назад
I only watched the first cringequel. Very forgettable.
@GayHorse69
@GayHorse69 9 месяцев назад
Ahsoka is the continuation of clone wars and rebels. It’s basically like not reading any Harry Potter then watching the 6th movie. It’s pretty Fucken garbage bc you have no reference for the scenes you claim to be useless. Hera alone is an extremely important character to include. And ahsoka seeing anakin again is Fucken wild I get you haven’t seen clone wars but I suggest at least watching rebels to better understand the plot of ahsoka
@guitaringjarmin
@guitaringjarmin 9 месяцев назад
No adult is going to watch a bunch of children's cartoons just to watch a live action show. If little Filoni couldn't open the live action show for a wider audience then that is a lot of Disney money he just wasted. But LRCW is right, this show regardless of back story was stupid with terrible writing all around
@John-fk2ky
@John-fk2ky 4 месяца назад
I HAVE watched all of The Clone Wars and Rebels. I actually am slightly more fond of Rebels. And I can tell you flat out that everything you just said is complete nonsense. 1. Sabine as a padawan. Complete BS. She lived for years with Kanaan and Ezra, the latter of whom would have been utterly thrilled to discover she had even the SLIGHTEST connection to the Force. There is no logical way to have her train as a Jedi after showing that it wasn’t even possible in Rebels when it would have been the most helpful. 2. Sabine herself does not act like herself. She doesn’t do things by halves. She would have either all but cut herself off from the world or thrown herself into the work on Lothel so Ezra’s sacrifice wouldn’t be in vain. She would be acting like an idiotic teenager when she’s in her thirties. 3. Ahsoka’s entire arc in the show was already handled in Rebels season two. This is just rehashing something that’s already been covered. There was no logical reason for the fight with Anakin. 4. Hera is an important character, but the moron in the show definitely wasn’t Hera. Hera was smart. Hera was clever. Hera was diplomatic. Hera respected the chain of command. What we got was a character that was blunt, brash, and arrogant. The only thing of that Hera ever was at any time was blunt, and that was with Kaanan, the person she trusted most. 5. Ezra was not Ezra. That’s all there is to say. He didn’t act like himself, and most of his portrayal was downright silly. His reunion with Sabine, which should have been the most emotional moment in the entire show, was so bland that Ezra had a stronger reaction to Ahsoka. 6. Ezra’s message to Sabine and their relationship as portrayed did not come close to matching the show. It could have been true in season two, but by season four the pair were clearly falling for each other. 7. Thrawn was handled so badly that it’s a crime in itself.
@GayHorse69
@GayHorse69 9 месяцев назад
Bc lightsabers cauterize wounds. Same way mail survived being sliced in half
@GayHorse69
@GayHorse69 9 месяцев назад
Also ray died so I’m assuming they had to add filler scenes to spread his arc into the second season. Which sucks. But he died.
@guitaringjarmin
@guitaringjarmin 9 месяцев назад
Didn't Qui-Gon Jinn melt a freaking reinforced steel door with a lightsaber? And for some reason it just cauterises if poked into flesh? Bro, you gotta stop coping, Disney Star Wars garbage
@peterc3262
@peterc3262 6 месяцев назад
BS. It would flash fry her insides.
@John-fk2ky
@John-fk2ky 4 месяца назад
Yes, lightsabers cauterize wounds. They also flash-evaporate everything they cut through. Sabine not being dead is believable based on the stab shown in the medbay. In the prior fight scene, she should be very dead based on where that scene shows the stab. What is entirely NOT believable is that Sabine is good to go in a short amount of time. She should have been down for who knows how long. She had a HOLE going all the way through her body. At least one of her organs would need complete replacement. It’s a miracle her spine wasn’t severed. There is no scenario that doesn’t completely undermine the power of lightsabers and kill any stakes whatsoever that Sabine isn’t in a bacta tank for weeks at minimum.
@GayHorse69
@GayHorse69 4 месяца назад
@@John-fk2ky ok again, maul should be dead bc anything the lightsaber touched was evaporated and much more of maul was destroyed via slicing in half rather than just a stab. So again, I don’t think so. If maul was able to survive due to his dark malice and rage in the force alone I’m sure Sabine could with medical assistance
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