🎉 Jesssfam Celebrates Her Birthday!! | Tries Alcohol Poisoning 🥂🍸 and wears LOTS OF YELLOW!! 🍾🍹🎉 

she definitely missed her drinking years being pregnant with all the hundred children she birthed.

Coming from a woman...Jess is trying to make Janelle jealous by doing all this fake happiness crud. She is hurt. Its even clearer the more she tries to hide it.

This trip is basically what people my age do for their 21st birthday 😭😭

I couldn't stand to be around Jesse for more than 2 minutes. I would be giving my husband the "we need to get out of here now" signal. 😂

Jess is a mean girl, today I cancelled my hello fresh and told the company why I was canceling, I let them know that I don’t support any company that support mean, bullies…

I worked on a cruise ship! There’s no way they’d let her on earlier. Crew gets about 6 hours to turn the ship over. They need every minute!! Saturdays were the LONGEST day.

I’ve noticed that Chris is now trying to be way more active on instagram and posting about all the kids since your interview with Janelle

She is stuck in an immature teenager/college partying stage because she never had a “normal” college/teen life. It is soooo cringey to watch. 😂🥴

I get second hand embarrassment when people vlog in public with everyone around them looking!! I wouldn't want someone showing me on their video 😬😬

You are the best!!! Love your coverage of these scammy narcissists!!! PLEASE don’t stop covering Myka Stauffer!!! You are the only one that’s truly dedicated to making sure she doesn’t get away with what she did to H!!! You’re the only thing standing between her and getting her channel back!!! Appreciate the dedication!!!!

She opens the gift and it’s just a note that says “IOU” 😂

Can someone explain to me how someone who "takes covid very seriously" so serious she isn't friends with her BFF yet here she is on a cruise.. the worst possible place to be right now because of the outbreaks that happen on the ships. Yeah how about NO!

I absolutely love how she did not show one of her so-called friends in any of her shots till the end and she was drunk

If I paid for a cruise on all those family vloggers were on it...I'd jump overboard ... imagine the noise 😂

As someone that watches the cruise vlogs daily and loves to cruise, thank you for for making this “cruise vlog” of Jessfam’s bearable to watch 😂

I'm loving these videos!! I've been watching them for the last couple days and wow what an eye opener!! Thank you!!

When she posted her video I was super excited that your reaction would be coming soon. I tried to watch her video but it just isn’t the same without your commentary. You’ve made my night!

If we are sharing stories about “useless gifts”, leading up to my 16th birthday I was convinced I was getting a car. Well, the fateful day came & I get a tiny little 5”x5” box thinking “yes, yes, yes it’s a key! It’s a car!” I open the box shocked, it’s a key! …but, then my grandpa excitingly says “it’s the spare key to Grammys car so whenever you borrow the car you have your own key!” 😐😧 I WAS BROKEN INSIDE. Now, as an adult I can assure you I understand the entitlement I had to assume I deserved a CAR, but nonetheless to this day every time I think about my “sweet sixteen”.. well, it still stings a little.

Jannel was graceful & truthful

I cannot believe she's 30! I had no idea, seriously thought she was several yrs younger due to her teenage persona. The emotional maturity really did cease growth with her 😂 at 16. Wow.

My abs got the best workout watching this. So funny.... Loved when you were “guessing” what was in the box.. Don’t ever stop covering her videos..

I just love your sarcastic sassy voice and faces! It always makes me smile!! Thanks!!! ❤❤

Look at you with almost 100,000 subs! You deserve it & so many more! It's been fun to watch you grow..congrats! xo

I have a feeling something happened with their neighbor Nonnie, from the Modesto house. They used to hang out all the time, then bam, she’s never to be seen again. No explanation. Chris probably tried to kiss her too lmao 😂

I'm a natural redhead, and we need more anesthesia too it doesn't work as well lol cuz we're mutants! 🤣🤣 But!!! The Redhead Community does NOT claim JessFam 👀

I’ve lost a lot of respect I had for Jessfam after you interviewing Jennel. It’s just so sad, I hope she gets the closer she needs and thank you for telling us about this kind of person!!!

Josh, you are so funny 😂 I was laughing so hard I was crying! Love how you make up what you think their like. You’re a Hoot!

I've been howling at this all night. I've watched multiple parts multiple times 😆 truly my favorite video you've done 🤣

Josh‘s dance session 🤣 OMG, I‘m holding my belly from too much laughing. The DCP was on FIRE today 🔥 😂❤️

The pineapple flip (🍍📞) at the ocean/construction view 😂🤣 As I said in the live chat... Josh has been in TOP FORM today. Thanks alot for the laughs! Love ya, Josh!!

There’s actually a ton of similarities between Chris and Frank. They both quit their jobs/careers soon after meeting their wives. They’re both pretty uninterested in their un-biological kids. Like how Chris barely has a relationship with Lilia (Jess’ oldest daughter), Frank has a really weak relationship with Aria who is Britney’s oldest daughter. Frank and Chris have both made CRAZILY expensive purchases after marrying Jess and Britney. It’s like they’re spending the money they never had, but it’s not money that they earned themselves. And not to even mention being generally lazy and leeches.

I am not feeling well and you gave me a good laugh 😆 so thank you.

I once again made the mistake of eating a snack while watching this and almost choked from laughing at your commentary of what might be in the box 😂 I've had a bad day at work today, but watching this on my lunch was a bright spot. Thanks for your humorous, sarcastic , but also real take on these serious issues.

Almost to 100k I'm so happy for u josh 🥰🥰🥰

Yesss I was waiting for this one 😍

jess “yeah we just don’t have the same lifestyle” also jess: YEAH LETS GET BLACK OUT DRUNK FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT !!!

I noticed that she never takes trips with just her husband. She always has to have friends with. I think this speaks values about her relationship with her “husband”. She can’t deal with him alone 😬🤷‍♀️

josh is really out here taking one for the team for all these videos so we don’t have to watch lmao

I needed a good laugh today and this did the trick!😂👏🏼

I’m so happy you’re reacting to this! I definitely didn’t want to give her a view haha 😂

She is going on yet another trip?!? And a cruise also. During COVID. Yet she takes COVID so seriously. No you don’t, i haven’t seen anyone take it less seriously

THE YELLOW! Yes it’s always bothered me. It’s actually a terrible color on her, brings out the red in her face!

I can’t not tell you how much I laughed through this whole video. You’re hilarious!!!!!!!! Your facial expressions and everything you say just has me cracking the hell up. And I didn’t wanna give her a view so I’m glad you covered this, can’t wait till the next one 😂

I’m sorry but you talking to Bits on the pineapple phone is literally the funniest running prank ever. If she knew what she was doing she would get… (idk what’s a Josh/Canada thing…) like a giant raisin phone and call YOU during her videos 😄😄😄 you heard it here first, capitalize on this Bits!! 😂 P.S. omg YES on Jessfam’s cloths, I have noticed that too.

"I haven't been on a cruise since I was 17" - Jess regretting her life choices

Omg that gift story I laughed so damn hard. That’s fucking great! I love it! I fucking love watching you. especially when you go off like you did about what the gift was but it’s about what other people are like. They are seriously great!! 😂😂😂

When you said Roselyn’s husband is one step away from being mummified I LOST IT😂💀.

I couldn’t WAIT for this video. As soon as I saw her upload I watched with your commentary in my head 😅😅😅😅

JOSH!!!! I was having the worst day. My little ones are trying to kill me. It has been tough. I can not tell you how much I appreciated the laughs. This made my mood so much better. Thank you and NEVER stop doing this 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💜

That was fun, Josh! So ready for pt. 2!!!

Anytime Jess flies anywhere that's a different time zone than she is she ALWAYS comments about how "It's X time California time" "I'm jet-lagged" ... no shiz LUL

Keep doing what you do !! Almost at that 100k 👏👏

I just can’t look at Jess and her marriage the same anymore now that I know Chris treats her kids like shit and that she still stays with him sickens me

Why do people think “alcoholic” is a desirable personal type?

the butter comment had me rolling!!! i replayed it 3 times lmao!!! i actually laughed so much this whole video .

I'm an advocate for personal style. I think self expression through dress is fantastic (Especially after an upbringing in purity culture that pushed overthinking modesty) I would be curious to know what brands Jess tends to buy from. Certain brands are designed with certain aesthetics or demographics in mind. I do think she buys them tighter on purpose. Could be to make herself feel good about her body, or to attract attention. As to the yellow, my theory is that it's a form of color theory in action. Yellow is usually seen as a very bright, fun, and energetic color (Or soothing in less saturated pallets) It can be used as a way to convey the wearer's sunny disposition, or how outgoing and upbeat and how generally positive they are. Whether it's intentional, or how far that intention might carry, it could be Jess's way of endearing people to her, or excusing potential dislike as 'I'm just too loud, energetic, and bubbly for some people'. Presuming Yellow isn't just her favorite color. My other theory is that someone she was seeing was real into ninja turtles growing up and made a comment about Jess looking like April O'neil in yellow. (No proof, pure conspiracy,)

I cannot express enough how hilarious you are omg I have tears from laughing too hard😂😂😂😂

omg the bit about what was in the box 😂😂😂 keep it coming Josh!!! love your videos!! these kids deserve more and these parents deserve so much less.

I thoroughly enjoyed every part of this. 🤣

One year for my birthday my grandma gave me a box to open and I did, well it was a bunch of rocks and I was like wtf is this lol well at the bottom, underneath all the rocks were tickets to a Britney Spears concert. Not a useless gift, but one of my favorites ever lol

Just realized you hit 100k!! Congrats Josh🎉

"She could take a shot of Vagisil"...OMG, I am laughing so hard. That comment fits Jess LOL

Truly here for your humor. You’re hilarious 🤣

Your analysis of this vlog is on point. Keep on producing such videos, truly appreciate your efforts. On an aside, perhaps you could do an update on the Saccone Jolys seeing that the wife has come up with a video in response to viewers' comments.

I feel like one day Talia is going to kill Jess. Out of sheer obsession and desperation.

Hahahahahahahaha! You're hilarious, Josh. I love when you cover Jess (cringe) because she's ridiculous. She was the 1st vlogger I subscribed to when I discovered RU-vid about....5 years ago? Thank you for making me aware of child exploitation. I will be so curious to see what happens when the kids grow up. By the way, redheads look best in Kelly green.

Thank u Josh this is great like ur enthusiasm for jess crazy 🤪 video

Can confirm that high waisted shorts are honestly insanely uncomfortable if you buy them too small or even your typical size. It doesn’t matter if you’re stick thin or have some weight on you. The rule of thumb is to try and go a size up to give you some breathing room. So I would say with how tight her shorts look, they probably do hurt her abdomen after a few hours (unless they’re very stretchy). I didn’t realize this, but I’m her age (I’ll be 31 in August so slightly older). With that in mind, I have to say my friends and I are NOTHING like Jess and her friends. It makes me believe that her mentality is most likely stunted. I’m married with two kids and even though a lot of my friends still don’t have kids and aren’t married yet, none of us act like that. It’s amazing to see a full grown 30 year old acting like someone who just turned 21. 😳 YOLO, I guess… Right? That being said, I would love to go on a cruise before I die. We keep talking about it but life happens… Maybe one day.

Hahaha lol 😂 I can’t stop laughing at your commentary - thank you Josh 😆

I rewatched your reaction to her dancing so many times. LOL!

Omg is dying laughing at the possible gift choices that could’ve been in the box! 🤣

THANK YOU FOR REMINDING PEOPLE TO TIP GOOD SERVICE !!!!!

This has been my very favorite person for you to snark!! 😂

"SHE LOOKS LIKE A BUSTED BARBIE" 😂😂😂😂😂😉

Yass! Liked before even watching!

This honestly made me laugh the whole video. Lmao this commentary is hilarious 😂

Wearing her clothes too small is way unflattering.

Josh your almost at 100,000 subscribers 🎉

My favourite thing about this is you laughing at yourself at the start guessing her gift. 😂 your too funny

Jessica and I are the same age (she's actually a few months older), she drinks like I did in first year university over 10 years ago. She would never fit in with my friends. This what happens when you ruin your own adolesence and you feel like you have time to make up for. She's very immature, and reminds me of my 17 year old sister, except my sister understands how birth control works, and sets healthy boundaries.

Omg you should totally send her your merch! 😄 Could you imagine her reaction.

As a drinker, when she said "30 shots," my immediate reaction was: um, wtf. that's nothing in 4-5 days. She has this party persona and she's not even good at it. Eye roll.

my family and i did quite a bit of cruising in my early 20s... loved it... great way to see a lot of islands... but ive always said "ill never go in the pool!" my family didnt understand but i always thought... people are gross and its salt water usually! (atleast back when i went). haha

Britney is pretty trashy too honestly and so is her husband 😬…You should definitely do a video on them.

"Roslyn's going to the prom"... Lmao that was the best

This commentary is hilarious 😂 also tell me why it looks like Hannah totally bumps into Jess on purpose around 27:59 😂😂

Omg I love you so much, “no cap”. you are hilarious.

Love the dancing imitation and the Timmy’s coffee 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

I didn’t realize Jess was 30, I thought she was waaayy younger than me (34). I don’t think I know anyone over 25 that makes partying their whole personality like she does…

🤣😂🤣😂 your pineapple telephone conversations with Bits is becoming one of my favorite parts 🤣😂🤣😂

I think drunk you would try really hard to tell your life story, but mostly you would laugh a lot, and then fall asleep. 🤣

i just realized tallia or whatever is sunkissed mamas name lmfao i’m caught up now ☠️

Love your laugh!

Josh I laughed so much at this. Thanks for making awesome vids 🤣🤣 I think it would be a blast to meet you in person. Fan from South Africa.

ITS SO FUNNY WHEN HE DOES THE IMPRESSIONS 😂

Did anyone catch when Jess was talking to the kids Chris said “are you done?” After watching the interview with Janell it speaks volume

Before watching your video that you did with Janelle I use to watch Jess all the time but that video made me open my eyes and I feel bad for Janelle and I Hope & Pray she's does so much better everyone and I mean EVERYONE has hard times in life and by the looks of it Jess has NO DAMN room to talk or look down on Janelle

You’re dance was the bestest part haha loved it ❤️🕺🏼

oooffffff busting the moves out in the video today Josh! I Love it °° 😀😍

You are almost at 100K!!!