By Far Our Most Dangerous Machine (do NOT go in there) 

Dale looks like he needs a beer and a holiday

I need a deep dive into everything Dale thinks is wrong and why he seems so unenthused by this thing working.

The most dangerous machine at Wyrmwood has yet to be invented by Crazy Ed, but he's working on it.

Saving $3,000 a week on dumpster fees is a massive win, but $120 for a trailer full of hardwood chips seems ridiculously low.

The only thing that concerns me is the possible fire hazard in the trailers. A hot metal Box filled with dry wood and sawdust.

Dale looks so defeated. Give him a paid day off please.

I love Doug's child-like enthusiasm and excitement throughout this whole video 🤣🤣 Dale is just done with it all...give that man a raise and a vacation.

Speaking from experience in the wood industry 1. It is possible to get more money back if you try selling the wood chips to a pellet factory or a plywood manufacturer 2. That vacuum system needs to be swapped to a conveyor system that drops into open top trailers might be a better system 3. Pouring all those blocks of wood in at the same time will definitely cause problems. Need to limit how much is put in at a time.

As an extractive metallurgist, I am uniquely qualified to answer the question about the grinding of rocks. Yes the steel does wear away, you just add more. Grinding media is a rather expensive consumable in the mining industry.

I cannot tell if Dave likes working at Wyrmwood or not, and it makes for good content.

“I don’t really believe in ear protection” This is why you will be wearing hearing aides when you are 50.

120 bucks a trailer sucks...but I think the point is that people come pick it up and pay you, instead of massive dumpster fees. So still a win.

Doug should probably consider improving the ergonomics of his desk space and chair if he's experiencing pain in his arms.

Dude Dale looked depressed as hell, give that man a vacation

What happened to the "make Jenga-Blocks out of the waste" idea? I think, that would make you way more money than 120 bucks per ton.

Honestly I feel Dale is redeemed now that this thing finally works! I remember his Pain from when he initially started this Idea to everything not working. How long was this now???

The comedic timing in these videos is literally like a comedy TV series. This is the real life The Office.

Watching all of that amazing wood getting chipped up, you can almost hear all of the custom knifemakers in the world gasp in pain in unison.....

the musical edits were sending me into hysterics this episode, lmao! and the interrupting beeping was too perfect

Wyrmlife team, as one editor to another I have to compliment the editing you've been doing. You made me laugh through simple editing multiple times this episode. The Death metal bit was amazing. Keep it up!

1. The scissor lift segment was hilarious 2. Dale needs multiple beers and a vacation

I hope Dale never leaves he's the best

As per usual the editing is ON POINT. Great job dudes!

Good to see a win. Think Dale needs an episode just on the work he does.

There are those days when you look at a planer or a wide belt sander and wonder if you should go feet or head first and how slow should go really turn the feed to get the most out of the experience.. Thankfully there are days when things come together nicely too :D

It causes me physical pain watching all that wood get destroyed. I understand why you can't give it away, but considering how much lumber cost right now I would love to have just a sing cart full of that "trash"

The Future: Wyrmwood Particle Board, All Variety of Woods Included.

Did Dale get his vacation and raise yet?

You could honestly make more selling it as mulch for peoples gardens and chicken runs. I just paid an arborist $50 to dumb a load of Radom chipped trees and his workers trash in my yard for my garden.

Love it! You guys should use scrap wood to make wheel less pinewood derby cars and place them on the vibration feeder to race them….you know…for science, and stuff.

I hope you let Dale know: We feel him and we believe in him (or at least I do :) ) The frustration in his face is hard to see. you know he is determined to bring good solutions and fate fights him.

Others have said this too, but i would absolutely pay $20-30 (plus shipping) for a box of random scrap. No promises as to wood type, offcut sizes, etc. You get what you get. Plus it'd be easy as hell to fulfill on an as-ordered basis.

Gonna be honest, that wood is the sort of stuff you can glue up and turn on a lathe, or a carver can make wood spoons and spadulas out of, or glue into butcherblock cutting boards. Grinding it up like they are is just... a total waste. Like, theres no way they couldnt find buyers for 24x24 boxs of wood scraps that are that big. Hell, I've got pieces of scrap wood I've kept around for years when I did woodworking more often because its good wood!

I wish they would sell batches of like random sizes of wood for people starting to learn more about woodworking

I know they are running a large operation and this would be totally unfeasable...but I can't help but cry watching them chew up all that scrapwood that could be used to make cool stuff. Again, understand why, but still....arrrrrggghhh...

wyrmwood mulch - time to buy a themo sealing bager and sell the wood chips as premium wood mulch

How dry is that sawdust & chipped wood? If it starts to break down at all it's going to start heating up like rotting hay, you're looking at a fire hazard.

The editing in this episode.... Compliments to the chef.

One other possible use of waste is selling the offcuts on the store based on size. I know a lot of small woodworkers like myself would love to buy the more exotic woods for pen blanks or projects.

Oh lord the editing around the scissor lift moving made me spit out my popcorn, I laughed so hard.

"I don't believe in ear protection" is a very Doug-thing to say. Better don't show this to Dan.

Doug's talking about some Carpal Tunnel (or similar Repetitive Strain Injury), that's a really crappy time if you don't address it soon. First thing is to probably not type on your laptop, second thing is to get an ergonomic keyboard (Microsoft Sculpt keyboard is relatively cheap and does the trick for a lot of people).

That scissor lift bit was comedy gold

love you guys and I have to say I absolutely love the video editing!

I guess Dale already had a problem before Doug came in the wrong time to make questions lmao

Aw man, Dale looks so defeated. Hope things will get solved

Oh Dale, don't let the grind get you down.

I would love to have that machine. I am contacting local companies that use wood, such as furniture and cabinet makers, and trying to get their sawdust and scraps. Combine the shreds with cardboard, compress, dry, and you have excellent fireplace briquettes.

Great editing with the death metal, that shit made me laugh!

Maybe you should make wood pellets for wood stoves and furnaces or make wood shavings for horses. It would probably be more profitable than $120 a truck load... or burn it yourself for an in-house incinerator powerplant.

All the hand gestures had me dead

As someone who works at a Gravel Pit, yes the metal plates that crushes the rocks do ware out. Some plates rarely ware out and others ware out ALL THE TIME. Its fun to switch out tho.

could have sold to local wood workers that can glue them up to make blanks

"If I could grind anything, what would it be?" Your mom.

It makes my pen turning heart hurt seeing some of that beautiful wood just destroyed. I’d LOVE to be able to buy some of your cutoffs.

I just about died at the metal band bit!

With the price of diesel, that doesn't seem very effective as a money return

loved the death metal bit

That was some pretty great firewood....

the editing in these is so fuckin good

my favorite part of this episode was wh- *SCISSOR LIFT BEEPING* … it was the part where Doug- *SCISSOR LIFT BEEPING* ….. it- *SCISSOR LIFT BEEPING*

The music seems to be Blasphemian, by Infant Anihilator, from the album The Elysian Grandeval Galeriarch. Good stuff!

Watching them grind up that would hurts my wood working heart.

Dale is a BOSS!!!

Dale seems some what broken. poor Dale

Doug doesn’t believe in ear protection…or health insurance….or round earth 🌏

Bold move using Blasphemian for the Death Metal bit lmao

I'm dying with that scissor lift, holy shit 🤣 Edit: alright I actually choked on my donut with that death metal bit

I thought we all agreed to fire Dale? Haha love your channel gentlemen!

Well, all you gotta do is seal off the machine in a plexi-wall chamber to get the noise down, with an opening for the slide and it should be all good

I understand why its being done. (dang dumpster fees). I wish I could go there. Get those odds and ends. Sell those good wood (but smaller planks) for crafting or pattern making.

Nooooo! poor Dale😔

"I don't really believe in ear protection" Science does not require belief; in about 10 years, you're definitely going to wish you had cared.

Ahhh my favorite Friday moment.

Man, this kind of hurts my soul. There are a lot of us that do woodworking on smaller scale items that would love to get our hands on what yall consider scrap. I understand that logistically this is probably the best option for you guys. But, I would be up there every weekend to pay $120 for a truckload of that wood pre-grinding.

I would grind up old grinders that can't grind anymore.

I’d grind up the dumb ass grinder itself because it’s too god damn loud. Dale knows how much I despise that thing lmao

I died at 3:29

I think it looks coll sadly, that there are still some problems D: You can do this :D

I look forward to the episode in 3 weeks where it breaks down.

What would I grind? BUMP AND GRIND. Awww yah.

That pipework seems too long and complex for a blower to push that kinda material through. Dust, maybe, but this is too chunky.

Poor Dale lol

I love the new jiggle machine!

4:38 "Hearing protection is for the weak. Let your ears get destroyed by warehouse cacophony. Be a man."

So channel Dale energy.

You could replace Doug in the thumbnail with an excited otter and it would be the same image

Everybody in the comments is worried about Dale. Please do something to help his life. We need him.

Expenses turned to income is income + expenses not just income. Also try not to have the wood sit so long in the container you get a fire - would make a good video tho.

I know nothing about woodwork other than what you guys have taught me. Can you turn those chips into plywood? Then you could reuse it for something not visible in a piece of furniture right?

one step forward two steps back so is life

well if they get it too work that's around 780-800k they don't half to pay on dumpster fees. Good Luck Wrymwood. Wonder if they can make their own plywood out of that waste.

just open a wyrmwood off cuts shop and home woodworkers will come buy it up.

Wyrmwood toothpicks now available!

give Dale a vacation would ya? starting to feel bad for the guy

Cardboard, I cant fucking stand breaking down boxes.

A fish, I would grind a fish. Why, well it would be a cool demonstration of why you dont touch the spinney death machine, and perhaps if it was clean you could make tasty fish balls afterwords.

A win, is a win, but it can be a sucky win but a win. Not quite 100% there yet :).

Anyone know what the chips are used for? Like, mixed woods can’t be used for mulch I don’t think. Do they get turned into particleboard?

THeres me the sparky on the lift maing things annoyingly loud Lmfao!