Celebrities Are Boring Now 

Celebrities are like I'm so bored in my 7 bedroom, 4 bathroom, 2 kitchen, full-equipped gym home :(

@@smerphen so they can't be bored ?

@@agbag8185 some people have it worse. So they can't complain.

😒

@@agbag8185 the problem is that they're comparing their basically unexisting struggle to people losing their jobs, homes, family members etc.

Jack Black is the best. He gets RU-vid

I bet he didn't even sign up for the video, he was just doing that on livestream

He can be happy anywhere

He's also been posting gaming videos long before the pandemic

Nachooooooooo

Yeah. This is why I watch youtube so much. *nOT* people who are here to flex or whatever, they're just as bad as any out-of-touch celebrity. The people who are here to make other people happy, like the guy on the trumpet. So we all need to be a Trumpet Guy(TM) I guess.

Detachment is the goal...everyday sucks!

@@BoqPrecision Idk what you’re going about but useless celebrities try to be attention seeking and want to be “relatable.” Which is sad really. I agree life can suck, but the goal is to mediate and learn.

It's almost sad. Like a lot of celebrities started out as not celebrities or rich and once you get there you lose all the relatability that got you rich and famous in the first place. It's a catch 22

@@BoqPrecision Enjoy being a superficial and lonely human

Where do you think he lived?

I don't think John Oliver is that funny but I can respect that he seems to do real work

@@sawyernorthrop4078 I mean to be fair I don’t think he tries to be as funny as these other late night shows. At the end of the day he’s talking about serious issues, yknow?

@@emki721 imo he should just completely drop the jokes and just do straight journalism. He's kinda moving that way anyway.

@Saucy Saucer Media p

He didn't take it off, he put it on while doing a handstand. It was a challenge given to him by Tom Holland.

@@zenagitana He tagged Ryan as well and Ryan was like, ".......NO." 😂😂

I agree bolly n holly are sucking on it.

So true.

Pandemic side effect: insult others

Celebrities in the 90s and before were great but now they suck

Some become famous rich addicted and more miserable

That’s a good description of money. “green rectangular paper sheets”

@@AirLight1646 what? Are you saying not everyone calls them that? Lol

@@mrcolz9373 I refer to them as “green rectangular construction paper” but that’s just me

@A Mothman with a phone Some are. America money is, but Britain money isn't.

@@dragonick2947 it's part paper part cloth

@Jon Galt celebs are rich they're not supposed to be relatable to us in terms of money, idk y ppl expect them to pretend like they have no money just to say they're fake later

@@Sam_1704 thay are monsters and egotistical dushbags.

@@Sam_1704 No one on earth with a brain expects them to be relatable lol. That's why people go up in arms when celebs try to ACT relatable.

crash bandicoot And if yet if you were to have the chance, most would still grab it

@@arendamayo9298 that’s probably because people would say, ”I know their mistakes, I can be good and not egotistical”

What doth Life? (life? ˡᶦᶠᵉˀ)

ʟɪ ꜰ ¿ ǝɟ ıl

To life or not to life?

Princess Rainbovvs X Musashi Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless stew of cosmic oblivion? Or is it vice-reversa? Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic...

GG

At this point, no one hated Game of Thrones yet... (I'm in the minority that still doesn't hate the final season. Just the Tyrion's bonkers speech that made what's-his-face king. If Winterfell could secede, why not the Iron Islands, why not the Vale? Bullshit.)

@@inesgoncalves232 Nobody asked you about your opinion on GOT, but announcing your opinion about GOT is only going to spark arguments.

@@Brainwave101You don't get humor, huh?

2020 really has been a joke so far, what a terrible start to a decade.

@@crunchy1547 agreed

absolutely ballistic

@@KingLoof Ah yes, she is currently moving under gravity's will

@@metaknightmares923 i meant what i said and i said what i meant

how about now 0-0

She’s probably gone from philosophical to “my third eye is open and I’ve ascended to the astral plane”

I think he really enjoyed his old show. He seems really sad without it. But maybe I’m wrong. I’ve never seen his show. It’s possible he was always this way, but with his old show he was on stage and felt a reason to actually act happy

I hope he goes to hell actually

@@Punkini that's a bit harsh

I'm watching this in March 2022. My first take on it was "oh, surely he's playing it up to show the futility of shooting the show from home," but as I'm reading the comments, I'm more identifying with how I've felt as an educator trying to do virtual and hybrid learning. It's still energizing to engage the kiddos, but it's a huge psychological drain and just not as fun. I was really excited to get back into the classroom last fall - but conditions have changed a lot for students, not to mention delta and omicron coming along and reversing some of the freedoms felt last summer. Anyway, enlightening to see the commentary and perspectives here, especially in hindsight.

Or he uses his show to keep from falling into depression. Which is also sad.

It's a pandemic, dude. We're all stuck in our houses for weeks. Celebrities are trying, but you can't really expect too much. Especially from late night hosts who are used to film crews and such. Cut them a slack. Edit: my bad, somehow missed how this was a compliment lmao but either way, I just feel bad for these hosts rn. Not talking about Jimmy Fallon, I mean all of these hosts.

Eh. Something about him has always been depressing. At least this is genuine

@Midnight Are you alright there buddy, OP was saying they liked Jimmy Fallon right now, they weren’t criticizing him

honestly it's just depressing.

@@mhm77887 Jimmy is that u

Savage lmao

I never cared about them :^)

I don’t know why people care so much about what celebrities do. 🤔 Read My Name!

When I became one.

Person only stupid people and the media and they are one in the same

Non-Union as well

it's ooof time

"Compete" is... Slightly off

Black Pantha but at the same time, kinda correct since RU-vid is basically booming. Plus Streaming services are probably funneling money a little bit more equally to all those involved since not every streaming tv show is casted with highly famous or nearly famous people (if they get residuals that is) but that’s just a guess tbh.

Jarvis > 99.99% Celebrities now...(The 00.01% being RDJ). Sorry Jarvis.

Acting is a real job.. And they have more money than you’ll ever make. Most Americans live paycheck to paycheck, they never will. And 10% of the population is unemployed right now. So a “real” job isn’t secure, either I think almost everyone would choose to be rich and happy for 10 years, then to live 70, living paycheck to paycheck, not a ton of job security, and being stuck. But go off

I've heard rumors that he's an alcoholic, maybe he can't drink how much he wants?

@@virginiavanni8061 I mean if i was an alchoholic (which im not) I would stock up on alcohol right?

i like jimmys (new) personality, he’s weird i like it lmao

@@coltrane1016 yeah but he's around his wife and kids, he can't get black out drunk

Miss Antropia I think it’s his wife causing the problems because his old crew wanted to be there as little as his children did in the intro but his wife actually cares about how well he does but after 700 bad takes they just go with the last one because Jimmy is broken at that point so they can’t film anymore

Oof

You: talking about how it's been 3 months since quarantine was "too long" Me: Checks the comment date *2 years ago*

6 months and counting for me! Yaayyyyy...

Oh god. *sees "*three months ago,*" *says the comment was posted a month ago." This is never ending, it's been four months by now.

Can’t wait for next summer when this all blows over.

AYO ME TO SHSHSHSH

It's nearly June

@@parsamohammadi1488 time

@@jakewasheredraws MaGik!

*crying and laughing at the same time* _oh you sweet summer children_

but not a bad reality

Writers write the jokes and celebrities are the pretty faces in which those jokes come out of.

Humor is subjective. Also RU-vidrs with big followings *are* celebrities, Liza koshy is a celebrity, pewdiepie is a celebrity, even theodd1sout is a celebrity.

I realized this in 2009, only replace celebrities with mainstream entertainment.

onmy computer2020gal John Oliver?

No pe underrated comment

Was it your fault

Emma yeah it was all his fault lmao

He's new here

Reddit The home for losers

Yup. Many are narcissists, and without the establishment and their army of employees (the real talent) boosting them, they actually have to be... people.

This is it.

Lmao

Hahahaha!! I don't know what's crossing this people's minds.

Thank. You. Lol

Thanks wonder woman

exactly 😂😳

To be honest, people would much more relate to them if they talked about mental health and such. Not about you being pissed for not going to Coachella.

IceCranberry Thats why I’m enjoying Jimmy Fallon more than ever. He’s sad like the rest of us!

@@couriertx I'm not sad. Actually for this time I'm feeling better than I did before when I actually had to meet people. (other than my family who I live with) I guess it has something to do with who I was surrounded with, I did put some toxic friendships aside for the time being. At least now I know who is really on my side and who just faked that they are.

He just realized that the jokes suck without the audience's hahas

November cometh

November 1

almost december 😔😔

December tomorroweth

ALMOST JANUARY?!

1:18

5:33, 6:59

10:06

I like Seth Meyers. He seems to be the only late show host that is not a total narcissist, even seemed that way before the virus hit.

Niamh _ true. the man makes everyone so comfortable on his show

@@Kareragirl Conan is good too

@@Kareragirl tbh I like Graham Norton too, he seems kinda natural, not forced.

@@Wealiko10 Graham's show is like a cocktail party with an audience. He gives you drinks and you have a lovely chat. That's the show I would want to do if I were a celebrity.

GrandAdmiralRobbie ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dJZB-J-Ca1U.html

@raveglory300 They are. that is what an actor is. Without someone injecting them with character and personality, they are just empty vestibules. People dont seem to understand this.

@@DieselRamcharger no. That's just an actor whose been at the game for way too long. At some point you just hate play in characters.

Maybe it's time for Waldo to find himself.

i couldn't tell if he was doing it as a joke or not but it just came off like he was going to sob uncontrollably and pass out LOL

me here less than a week away from march and it’s been almost a year🏃‍♀️

@@mushruem me in august where things are just now starting to get "somewhat normal"

@@kippyipsthen along comes the Delta variant...

Remember when Vanessa hudgens said she didn’t care if people died from covid?

@Liliana Harvey bread bowl was an inside job

Scifikimmi yea kinda like dad jokes work and imagining that joke in that context made me laugh.

So genuine sad and funny at the same time

fuksake it’s ironic

Its satisfying that's what it is.

Because so many of these celebs are talentless hacks that need a team of 20 to make them marketable

fuksake is your pp American Dragon?

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

WAS?

@@sonjapersch6074 HFSH thats what i thought

@@sonjapersch6074 For some people it is a "was". I look outside from my window and everyone is walking around as if there is no pandemic.

@@tunafish5462 there isn't

Not all...i benefited of the quarantine. Made me breathe

*laughs in August 2021*

@@neontoes I've watched this 4 times in quarantine

Max Hyde omg he’s Tinkerbell. 😰

extroverts be like

good

oh no. he's an extrovert! how pathetic!

He is a true extrovert

F a s t.

_breaks down into tears_

How about another joke Jimmy?

That joke isn't funny anymoreeee 🎵🎵🎵🎵

Celebrity worship is a plague. Late stage capitalism is killing all of us. The working class needs to wake up. These ultra rich people Are the ones keeping us down.

About time they got theirs

@@heybatterbatter I agree. This is probably the only time they'll get it.

I used to have depression. Talking to people helped me feel happy. Now that i cant talk to people i can feel my former thoughts returning. I know whats gonna happen eventually and its terrifying. Im sorry for everyone in a situation like me and i cant believe people would wish this on them for the simple fact they are extroverted.

Maria Claro it’s hilarious to think that introverts and extroverts are like a race and the introverts are the minority

@@arnovj1 oh yeah? Come say it to my face!

Baygurl Oddly enough I would actually watch that

this sounds like a sick arg that I'd watch

House of Leaves

Next things he finds a body

Honestly, if any celebs started turning their mansion into an ARG setting I'd watch the hell out of it.

Mmhm

Years now

10 months ago.

2 years going strong

aaaaaaaand two years

Ehhh, a lil bit better

@@smellybuttbread where ya from, friend

mid november update, still not better, actually getting worse

Mid November in greece much worse we are in quarantine now

@@villy6314 at least it’s not America lmao

The irony is so real, I can physically feel it!🤣

annabelle chapman ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dJZB-J-Ca1U.html

They be enjoying their mansions and space, while i just sit here in a cardboard box.

It's even worse that people are dying and there singing imagine there's no heaven

Imagine there are no celebrities... 🎵

TheBleachj16 but then his content should reflect that lol. Why not make jokes about being a work from home dad? Rather than random jokes no one cares about.

funny how some parents are suddenly regretting the decision of making kids because they're now stuck at home with them like yeah that's pretty much what you signed up for idk what you expected

I think he needs an editor, a lot of youtubers use their editing skills to compensate for their on camera awkwardness and it makes their videos 10× funnier.

He also struggles with alcoholism. For all we know, he’s drunk.

@@yxw6528 Well you would usually have school as a break. You wouldn't have to spend all day everyday with them all the time.

Right? I can't believe Jarvis was really trying to act like we don't want that shirtless content 😂

And don't have any personality whatsoever

Thats all they are all the time. People just put them on pedestals. I hate it. 😅 You watch the news and it goes from "3 people died horrifically in a fire" to instant smile and "Kim Kardashian is coming out with new makeup" or some shit. Thats why I dont watch it anymore. I just dont understand it. 😂😂 I apologize for my little rant.

that's what they are

thats already a normal person they just get the attention

Faith Facts I was gonna like ur comment but it’s at 69 and I don’t want to change that

More like petrifying 😱....

We'll never understand how *hard* it is for them.

She had one chance to be normal again and she blew it

@@plague8163 @PLAGUE 8163 I wanna say 'oh my God celebrities are just whiny brats and forgot about their roots as normal people and think they are above the common man' but I'm gonna get wooshed

@@ygobe2 u judt said it so..

Almost approaching a year now

@@OopsieCat lets all celebrate the 1 year anniversary with a big party!🎉🎉🎉

Am even larger party for 13 months!!!1! 💀💀

Around 2 years

september 2021 🤪

Mmhm

Charlotte Freymann some were interesting in movies and tv

Your not wrong...

Completely agree , they are really not a superhero of the time as most people fall for their lifestyle , advices on social issues etc. Like they do these stuff to just stay relevant in times and get clout as much possible. I figure out the real heroes are we ourselves and the ones working for us and others at this grim times.

Vincent price.

I think this shows how bad they are at making internet content

Well, I mean, they are contractually obligated to make stuff, so they can't just not do work.

I'm sure they appreciate your arbitrary goalpost that no one gives a shit about but the cantankerous trash that is this video.

Yeah and people like Rihanna who actually help with giving their money. I don’t think every celeb can give away money but like people who have millions and billions of dollars should give it to so many charities out there.

@@jasmeenkaur8490 yeah but they ain't obligated to give out money. So yeah.

I respect the celebrities like Lady Gaga that are actually doing stuff to help people

Not sure if you’re joking but I hope you’re doing ok

@@misho2250 i was serious but i just joined the navy so its better i guess

@@TEcho-Music goodluck man

The rest of us in the rest of the world are on week six in quarantine.

@@TEcho-Music it might be big brain to join navy now, I mean like, why would anyone go to war now. Although there’s probably some war or battle going on rn. Good luck man.

Asa Nicalls bwahaha can i get a life jacket at least?!

Shit. I can't even swim. Might as well listen to sonic drowning music while I chill underwater.

whoa elmers glue

I already drowned.

Asa Ludwig they’re in the dining hall of the titanic and we are in the steerage cabins, we are not the same

Better late than never, imo.

try playing imagine by john lennon, i hear that's popular

Its probably because RU-vidrs have more personality and not that celebs don't, but they aren't used to it and it's terrible to watch.

Also RU-vidrs are used to putting together the whole production themselves or maybe with just one or two other people, whereas most of these celebrities (like talk show hosts) usually have a huge team of people making making them look good.

Thats because RU-vid isn't their medium, and they should stick to what they're good at.

The reason I hate those words, mainly cause they sound fake.

Try having the obnoxiously large company you work for take out air time and television space, to call you a hero and we’re the ones making a difference instead of .. you know, using that money spent on painfully condescending ads for the hazard people were ‘striking’ for. 😑

I can stand the ‘we’re all in this 2gether’ bullshit. We’re not 🤬‼️

Saying "we're all in this together" etc makes it sound like we all are basically affected the same. We're not. You can't say that from a mansion, and knowing that you could live like a rich person for 2 years without going broke. They're not affected the same as the working class people that will get evicted and not have health insurance when they loose their jobs. I am saying this as someone whose job isnt affected and has universal health care. Me saying to a single parent who lost their job that "we're in this together" is insulting. I think that's why you hate it.

"We're all in this together!" 🙏 No we're not. 🙃

Sooo never?

Impossible

Our king has knighted you

Stay cool with gold bond 😂

Guess you are never early?

He’s just going through a coke withdrawal

c c he’s addicted to drugs?

Yeah

c c where’s your proof?

Southfloridadude Joe showed the proof a long time ago

you know it's old when you're not counting the years since quarantine started and the months since dad died

Maria underrated comment

Lol its funny how non-celebrities have such a holier than thou attitude towards celebrities. We do our work for a living and they do their work for a living. What they're doing now is what they're supposed to do for work. Lol people making assumptions about others raising their children and stuff is disgusting- get off your high horse.

chickenlittle bad day?

chickenlittle If anyone’s on a high horse it’s them. They’re struggling so hard to just live like normal people it’s pathetic. That one dude complained about seeing people on the beach? Really? It’s like they’ve distanced themselves so much from normal people just because they’re famous. People who are getting hit harder than them by the pandemic aren’t even complaining as much as they are. Millions in the bank while others are going jobless and they think their lives suck cuz they have to stay home for a while.

@@lunasorree7177 great day! thanks for asking. Hope you're well and staying safe

Whatttttt, shes so out of touch with reality

Ummm. No shit Ellen. Lol

What? She thought people liked her?

@@linasayshush Fr. I mean I don't hate her but I don't like her very much either. Her over optimistic personality and just some of the things she says along with her demeanor is just kinda irritating.

Source?

I’m here two years into the pandemic and watching Jimmy Fallon’s monologue is making me crack tf up over how dead inside this is 💀

-this needs more likes

dear god I can't unsee it

r/rareinsults

Funny you say that, he actually used to be a software engineer

the weekday- 9 to 5 edition

Brooke I guess they’re trying to be relatable to the rest of the public

You're*

They're all putting bad quality vids at their homes and putting a sad face literally on day 6, and make the bad quality vids even though they have a 5 million dollar home....??

Saida Monet same this is just a good excuse to not have to go out and attend 1st period :))

@@mr.quackers3545 same tbh my life is like this just without school prisoning

*Guffaws in a whole new damn year*

@@shovel_salesman cries in February

Giggles in March

snickers in almost-April

*Sobs in nearly may*

yes ive been playing fireboy and watergirl, the no internet game and practising my instrument

I thought an entire week was a Tuesday

I challenged my grandma to a fight and she sent me to the dark realm, pretty fun

Omg same xd

That was literally me

Joseph Bennett damn. Got that right.

👀 Jared Leto just came back from a "spiritual retreat" around the same time..... Or she on a GOOP trip? Ellen, sweetie, what .....?

No she's just a lesbian

its on 420 likes and i dont it to change no ne touch it!

@@kamarannadi9291 someone changed it :'(

Me watching this is February, almost 1 year into quarantine: 👁👄👁

Me watching this in March, it has been a full year: 👁️👄👁️

Me watching this in.. some... month.. its been a while 👁👄👁

Sul serio??

wasn't it a Stan that convinced her 💀💀

@@DRXSSYOUUP they didn't really "convince" her. She just saw a post and was like "yup. That's my song." She didn't even bother checking, but I guess anything for an ego boost

Yikes

Christ she's claiming everything nowadays

Yes! At first it was funny and I loved it but then it started to get old and it was the same thing over and over. And as you said, it being staged just ruined it totally

How.sad.a.life.do u lead THAT U NOW KNOW HE HAS KIDS...AND USES THEM TO FURTHER HIS "CAREER"..OTS.SAD U EVEN KNOW WHO THAT NARCISISTIC BUTT LICKER IS.

Reanne Argh ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dJZB-J-Ca1U.html

Sislertx we see tyee y By Wes ccs C mm

I'd pay good quarantine money for that

Dude Id buy that

Lol yes PLEASE

I never buy merch but I'd buy this one

I noticed that too. It just goes to show that these people are supported A LOT by their production teams.

Same. :/

I feel bad for laughing at this but true😂

Definitely the second one

@onmy computer2020gal I don't think it's fair to just say "get it together", I'm not going to try and act like he's suffering exactly like everyone else given that he has a slide in his house, but he still can't go anywhere, or see people in person, he could just be a little depressed about the whole situation, who knows, this situation sucks for everyone, some people have it worse obviously, but it still sucks.

Thomas Herbst He is a millionaire. There is no way his life sucks. I don’t feel an ounce of empathy for him.

I think he’s possibly been troubled for a looooong time. There have been rumors flying for years about depression, cocaine, and alcoholism. Since he started hosting he has always looked like he’s trying too hard. Laughing too hard, slapping the desk, almost like he’s desperate for his guests’ approval or for his audience to laugh as hard as he does. Meanwhile Seth Myers is known for making his guests feel welcome and seems like he’s happy to see them and talk to them. His jokes since he’s been working from home are telegraphed wayyy too much though. Like, dude, don’t draw attention to your sight gags, just let them play out. Ruins the joke. I think some of Jimmy’s games with his guests are fun, but his interviews are awkward. The opposite for Seth.

What does him being a millionaire have to do anything

In a way that makes him more interesting to watch as he's placed into an uncomfortable environment

@@rottenvoid_ because he has so much money and dosent care about his viewers

shaynealicious Money doesn’t always make you value it more than people look at MrBeast

shaynealicious Having money doesn’t mean his feelings aren’t valid. He could be feeling just as sad and depressed as a poor person right now.

You were in quarantine for six months? How did you survive that??

Im not even counting any more

are you guys still in quarantine? (i assume you're in the US?)

@@silenthillenjoyer yeah, not from us tho

@@happydays1918 developing a drinking addiction 🙂🙂

Night? Whats that book about?

@@clack185 It's a novel written by a holocaust survivor, Elie Wiesel, about his experiences in concentration camps

true.. it wont have the same feeling..

Also, the trumpet player actually sounded good and was pleasant to listen to.

Same thing with the Titanic, the band kept playing despite knowing many of not all of them would die

Except that they're stuck inside giant mansions and we're stuck inside small little apartments

@@alanacrail3244 And they have a lot of money to spare while we work paycheck to paycheck

They can’t float above anymore because there’s a ceiling.

Close your damn double quotes

You could tell me this was Said by absolutely any commentary RU-vidr and I'd believe you

“

I thought of the Danny Gonzalez version at first " you know what they say about jesus he's an ooey gooey yummy wummy tasty little snack"

Haha I spilled my drink when he said that

I've heard that he has an alcohol issue, though I don't know if it's true. If so, I'm even more worried. Obviously his relationship with his kids isn't the greatest.